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Love Island - Season 13 Episode 13
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00:12Jelly. Disgusting. Why is that even a thing?
00:15The World Cup might have kicked off. Come on, Scotland. Slap on the Factor 50 for a nifty hour of
00:22scotch and hot clips.
00:24Everything about it is just too hot.
00:26Get ready for action replays.
00:29Who's like, I need a way. What is wrong with him?
00:33VAR.
00:34OK, well, I've lost my phone again.
00:36Oh, my God.
00:38Sporting excellence.
00:40I'm taking no prisoners today, right?
00:43Expert dribbling.
00:47Fancy footwork.
00:49Boom, boom, boom, digga, boom, digga, dah.
00:51The occasional dirty tackle.
00:53It's just been crawling on me vagina.
00:56Your favourite player's scoring.
00:59I need control of me.
01:01And don't forget the chanting.
01:03Oh, please! Oh, please! Oh, please! Oh, please!
01:05And, of course, the finest commentary available.
01:08It's Love Island Unseen Mids!
01:11Oh, it's paralyzed.
01:12Can anyone get up on Nature Channel and sell me what that is?
01:16Oh, please!
01:45anyway I set it up in the garden so the girls could watch the boys dates with
01:49the bombshells. She's stunning. My head's absolutely gone. My head's spun. They also got to watch last week's Unseen
01:59bets so swings and roundabouts. Absolutely buzzing. You know he said I look promiscuous. What does that mean? What do
02:09you mean what does that mean? That mysterious. Yes that's what I thought. Wait hold that time I'm going to
02:17pee quickly. Shut up. I swear to god I need to pee. Fuck off. You can just take in some.
02:22Are you happy you're leaving me already? He's literally leaving me already. He's like I need a
02:29away. Aww. Oh Lola. This is like year 11 drama. Yep. Got some. Which one of you has done that
02:38shit? Disgusting. What? Oh no. Has he lost his head? What is wrong with him? Can we put the real
02:51house vibes on instead and blow all this shit? No. It's getting a bore. Guys. Red.
02:59Well you're in luck Robin because I have the remote control. What? Hang on. Where is it? Behind a cushion?
03:06Down the back of a sunbed? No hang on. Here it is. I was sitting on it. And just in
03:13time for the start of the new series.
03:15The real Villa Wives of Mallorca. It's a show packed with heated exchanges.
03:22Oh my god. It's well hot. Fuck. It's fine. I'll be fine after. Ow. Fuck. No I can't. I can't.
03:30That's actually burning the fucking thing. Sit on your back. Sit on the cushion. I can't. Everything about it is
03:35just too hot.
03:37Deeply personal gut wrenching outbursts. Sorry. Sorry. It's a show with its cheerleaders.
03:57And it's doubters. I'm not doing. I didn't. If I generally. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
04:04I don't know how. I don't know. I don't know.
04:05Neither do we Yasmin. But there's no time to dither. As we're in a race into this week's Unseen.
04:12Go. So let's get down to it. And say in language you will understand.
04:23Yes. I'm just a scouser. Fucking hell. Chicken and chips. Chicken and chips. I've got big tips.
04:32Yes. It's a love island. Unseen bit.
04:38Here's an unseen bit of Opie flip-flopping about what footwear to wear.
04:44I feel like you stress a lot about the club art.
04:46Oh mate. So bad. Yeah.
04:48I fucking...
04:52This is pissing me off.
04:55I'm going to get so upset.
05:12I'm sure we don't hate you. Why are you sure? Who's are these?
05:15They don't fit. They don't fit?
05:17No. This is the worst. This is... I'm going to lose my head.
05:21Fuck me.
05:23What are these, Cav?
05:24I'm going to lose my head.
05:30I'm going to lose my head.
05:30I'm going to lose my head.
05:30How are they?
05:31Perfect.
05:49The boys may have been out of the villa at the beginning of the week, but that didn't stop them
05:53bugging the girls.
05:55Look, look. Oh my God.
05:58Lorenzo!
05:59What are you doing here?
06:01Oh, it's stuck.
06:03What is it?
06:04Can anyone get up on Nature Channel and tell me what that is?
06:12David.
06:13David Attenborough.
06:15David Attenborough.
06:15Here we are in the wilderness, a beetle in the wild.
06:22Guys, he's actually coming for me.
06:24Lorenzo, stop following me.
06:26Stop it!
06:28Oh, Saturday Night Unseen Bits is going to be great. You're talking as David Attenborough. I'm going like this around
06:33the earth.
06:34Forget about Unseen Bits, Ellie. I've been plaguing the people at ITV with my new format idea, Unseen Bugs.
06:44The premise of the show is easy to understand. We just have to remain unseen. There's a bug hidden in
06:50that pot.
06:52One by that tree.
06:55And we come out late at night.
07:02Aye, we can be hard to spot.
07:05Stop with the digging of arrows. Someone will see us.
07:09Oh no, we've been rumbled.
07:13No recommission.
07:15But it's a classic fly on the wall documentary.
07:25I got confused this week when everyone started calling Sean Fitzy.
07:28If you guys have another name I should know about, you'd better declare them now.
07:33Have you heard my full name? My full name.
07:34Go on, go where?
07:36Robin, Marie, Gabrielle, Langton, Quantrell.
07:40Mine's not that impressive. Sean, Ronan, Bartholomew, Fitzgerald.
07:45Sean...
07:45Ronan.
07:46Ronan.
07:46I was actually going to be named Roman.
07:48But one of my cousins was born at the same time as me.
07:50Oh my god, that's one of my baby names!
07:52Roman?
07:53Is it actually?
07:53Roman, yeah, one of my baby names.
07:54Do you have other baby names?
07:55I have loads.
07:56Do you actually?
07:57Yeah.
07:57Go on, how many kids are you having, buddy?
07:59I'm only having, like...
08:00Is this going to be a Brad Pitt Angelina adoption thing?
08:02What are you going to do?
08:03What are you going to do?
08:04But I've got some amazing baby names.
08:06Go on, give me them and I'll tell you if they're good or not.
08:07Okay.
08:09Vienna.
08:10Vienna?
08:11For the girl.
08:11Like the ice cream?
08:12Vienna.
08:13Vienna.
08:14Don't ruin it!
08:15Oh, that's Viennetta.
08:16Sorry, no, it's okay, Vienna's fine.
08:17That's the name of the place.
08:18Vienna.
08:19Vienna, okay.
08:20Then I've got, erm, I like Nova for the girl.
08:25Roman for the boy.
08:27Roman I prefer over Ruben.
08:28Ruben?
08:29Ruben, I love Ruben.
08:30I love Payson.
08:32For the boy.
08:32For a girl or a boy.
08:34Payson?
08:34Payson.
08:35How do you know any Paysons?
08:37P-A-Y-C-I, no.
08:38Why?
08:39So you make up the name?
08:40Yeah, I just find all these names and I'm like, what else does it...
08:43So you just spend your days coming up with names for babies?
08:45What else does I have?
08:46What else does I have?
08:46The first thing you should probably be worrying about is finding someone to have babies with.
08:51A fella.
08:52And the second thing you should be worrying about is how much a kid called Payson could get teased at
08:56school.
09:04Attention!
09:05Anyone having trouble with their man, please sign up for Ellie's.
09:08Give them the boot camp.
09:11Right.
09:12I'm the leader.
09:13Full body circuit.
09:15Yeah.
09:15Full round.
09:16We're hitting arms, legs and core.
09:19Yeah.
09:19Right.
09:20We're going to hit it at full speed.
09:22Yeah.
09:22No fucking abouts.
09:24No fucking abouts.
09:25I'm taking no prisoners today, right?
09:28Yous are all going to work until yous cannae walk.
09:30Yeah.
09:31Split squats, shoulder press.
09:33We've got weighted set ups and then whatever they bad boys are called again.
09:37Eight to ten, but push for ten.
09:38Let's go!
09:39Ready?
09:40Go!
09:41Keep pushing!
09:44I'm going to have abs like Sean after this.
09:47Three, two, one, go!
09:49One, two, three, four, five, five, six, 16, all that!
09:5917!
10:0018!
10:0119!
10:0320!
10:0421!
10:05Keep going!
10:0522!
10:06I've already made it to 30.
10:07How'd you get up, 20?
10:08I made it to 30.
10:09Yay!
10:10That was more like one minute.
10:13That was one minute.
10:14Oh, that's so funny.
10:15OK.
10:15That's enough planks and dumbbells for one day, girls.
10:19Unless you include the boys.
10:30Aidan may be older than Catvan by two years, but which of the brothers is the biggest bro?
10:35We listened to one of their conversations to find out.
10:38I feel like I've come in here and, like, stirred your shit up an iron.
10:41Bro, don't feel bad.
10:43You swear it's got a thing in it.
10:46Unfortunately, the little bro just wins.
10:49Now a bro's sharing a bed with her.
10:51The little bro just does.
10:54Listen, you weren't here when it ended, bro.
10:55Like, I was still very 50-50.
10:57Neither do you, bro.
10:58It's going to be harder than I thought, though, bro.
11:01I pulled her and had a chat with her, and it was a little bit of a laugh and a
11:04joke, bro,
11:05but I'm not going to lie, like, it's pretty serious for me.
11:07She's a good dog.
11:07She's great, bro.
11:08She's 10 out of 10.
11:09It's huge, bro.
11:10If it carries on in the next couple of days, bro, like, I don't know what to say.
11:13Like, for me, I'd say you've got to just move on, bro.
11:17What?
11:18Straight away?
11:18I would, yeah.
11:19It's going to be way harder than I thought, bro.
11:22Bro to bro.
11:23Bro to bro?
11:24Yeah.
11:24It's always bro to bro.
11:28I haven't said this, bro.
11:29Bro.
11:30Bro.
11:31Bro.
11:31Bro.
11:32Bro.
11:32The fucking wind, bro.
11:33Bro.
11:34I feel like you're a trap.
11:35I'm just having a great time, bro.
11:37Congratulations, Aiden.
11:38You just broke the world record with a grand bro-tal of 21.
11:44Coming in, brother.
11:50Hey, Opie, remember we promised you a chance to get to show off your dance moves?
11:54Well, now's your chance.
11:56Teach me some moves.
11:57I need to learn how to move the hips a bit, like.
11:59Yeah.
11:59Bend your knees.
12:00Go back.
12:01And forward.
12:03So you go backwards.
12:04Forward.
12:05That's it, back.
12:06Boom.
12:07Boom.
12:07That's it.
12:08Boom.
12:08Boom.
12:09Boom.
12:09That's it.
12:10Yeah.
12:13So you're here to here, back and dick.
12:15Back.
12:16Dick.
12:16Back.
12:17Back.
12:18Back.
12:20Bring your arms up.
12:21So I'm going to find it back.
12:22Yeah?
12:22Like this way.
12:23Boom.
12:25Boom.
12:25That's it, that's it, that's it, that's it.
12:27Yeah, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it.
12:30So go boom, digga boom, digga boom, digga boom, let, boom, let, bang.
12:37That's actually it.
12:38I think you've got that, shall you yeah.
12:39That's что в это?
12:40Yeah.
12:40Does that's right from the top?
12:415, 6, 7, 8.
12:433, 2, 3, 4,5, 2, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 3, 4,5, 6, 7, 8.
12:50That's actually right.
12:51Yeah!
12:52Bum, bum.
12:54Then, tada, tada, tada, back in a, back in a, back in a row, walk off like a fucking boss.
13:01Thanks, Soapy, now look what you've started.
13:05Okay, that's enough for now, Cavern.
13:13We've all enjoyed watching Sean and Lola getting closer this week, and we'd watch them some more.
13:18If we could find them.
13:19We didn't do our game.
13:21Okay.
13:21Are you ready for this?
13:22You need your sunglasses off for this so I can't let you see your eyes.
13:24You're just going to spit at me.
13:25I'm not going to spit on you.
13:27If I can't hold it in, I will, but I'll try and get it away from your face, okay?
13:30No, let's really lock in, don't bottle this, okay?
13:32So put loads in your mouth, okay?
13:34When I put my thumb up, it'll start, and then we'll just go for it, okay?
13:36Some unseen clips sound far worse than they actually are.
13:39I'm just hoping this one is one of those, or I'm in big trouble.
13:42But you'll have to come back later to find out...
13:47What's going on now?
14:03They say AI music is bad, but not as bad as AO music.
14:07That's A did an O pick.
14:09Airplugs at the ready, please.
14:11Put your hands up, put your hands up, hold ten, hold ten, here we go.
14:15Go, go, go.
14:18Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Vets.
14:21Doing that tennis, hit it, flip back, giving me life.
14:24Time to get warmed up.
14:26Ouch, ouch, ouch.
14:28Oh, bastard, that was my shoes.
14:31It was hot.
14:33And look your best.
14:34Bloody hell, look how tall you are next to us.
14:37We're here to knock you out with some heavyweight unseen action.
14:42Ah!
14:42So settle in as we spill some serious tea.
14:45Yeah, what's all this tea business?
14:47It's like clock it, so it's like tea, clock it.
14:50I thought that was tea.
14:52Or you can say tea, clock it, like, that's tea.
14:58You're killing me.
15:05Earlier we were listening in to this.
15:07We didn't do it again, okay?
15:08You're just going to spit at me.
15:09I'm not going to spit on you.
15:11If I can't hold it in, I will, but I'll try and get it away from your face, okay?
15:14No, let's really lock in, don't bottle this.
15:16So put loads in your mouth, and then we'll just go for it, okay?
15:18Well, here's what's going on!
15:23Hello!
15:24Oh, yeah.
15:50Lola, you didn't even try to stop it, you were just giving it, man.
15:55It went on my nose.
15:56You have the right to remain silent, Lola, anything you spray may be given in evidence.
16:07Opie's dancing is turning him into a Love Island legend, or should that be leg end?
16:12You've got good legs as well, you know.
16:14I don't know how, man, I do legs actually once a year.
16:16I reckon because from dancing it's a lot of legs.
16:18Honestly, you're so right, mate.
16:19What's the hardest thing, is your core, is it your shoulders, is it your legs?
16:22What, that hurt, your feet are fucked, mate, your ankles as well.
16:26Eight shows a week?
16:27Eight shows a week, six days a week, so you have one day off.
16:29How do you do eight shows a week?
16:30So you do one every day, and then two days of the week you do two.
16:33Fuck off.
16:34That's insane.
16:34Wait, you do one every day?
16:36So Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, two on Thursday, Friday, two on Saturday.
16:41Where are you performing?
16:42What?
16:42Where, in the West End?
16:43West End.
16:44Lion King, Sigma, I don't know if you've ever watched that, like, they come out into
16:46the crowd, with like the big fucking, what do they come through the crowd with?
16:49There's like a fake rhino, there's a fake elephant, there's like giraffes, they put boys
16:54on like stilts, you've got to like walk, like, like, like.
16:56Do you get on the stilts?
16:57No, I was, I was the back of the rhino.
17:00It's the rhino's arse.
17:01I was the rhino's arse.
17:04How many people makes up the rhino?
17:06Two.
17:08You told me you were Simba.
17:09I played Simba as well, I did both.
17:11Big difference, man.
17:12I did both.
17:13Imagine, imagine inviting a bird to come watch you take who you played with the rhino's
17:17arse.
17:17Also, no one sees you, you're just under the rhino.
17:19No, so like, yeah, how do you think, he saw it and was like, recognise this arse.
17:24It's like a big costume and you put your, on your, so you get into it and your head,
17:27you're sticking out of it.
17:28Can you do your rhino walk?
17:29No.
17:29It says you that.
17:32What, then, someone in front of you as well.
17:35I, I, I, I.
17:41How the fuck did you get this job?
17:43Auditioned for rhino's arse.
17:45What else?
17:45Just the rhino.
17:46There's got to be other roles as well.
17:47Excuse me, once you play rhino, how can you play anything else?
17:50You start as a rhino, then you're like a bit of grass.
17:54You're, you're a joke.
17:56Bro, I thought you'd come out like dancing.
17:58I didn't realise.
17:59I pretend to be grass.
18:01He does this.
18:02Does anyone have to be a tree?
18:03Huh?
18:04Does anyone have to be a tree?
18:04Has to be a plant at one point, yeah.
18:07HE LAUGHS
18:08He's like, yeah, it's really hard on the feet.
18:10Eight shows a week, boys, of this.
18:13HE LAUGHS
18:14I played a tree once.
18:15All of the viewers raved about my extremely wooden performance.
18:24Lola can count on her hand a number of times Sean has kissed her,
18:27only she's finding it a little difficult to do.
18:30Do you know what?
18:30When I count, like, one, two, three, I can't do it like normal.
18:34I have to do like one, two, three, four, five.
18:37That is such...
18:37What?
18:38You are so surprising.
18:39I can't do it.
18:40Like, count normally.
18:42You can't go one, two, three, four, five.
18:44No, I can't do that.
18:44One, two, three!
18:45Do this.
18:46Yeah, one, two, three, four.
18:47Can you not do this?
18:48No, because I can't lift that finger about putting the baby one up.
18:51Do you know what I can do?
18:52No, I know.
18:55There she is.
18:57Isn't that cool?
18:58That's really trippy.
18:59That's crazy.
19:00You need to do it in the talent show.
19:01Hi, guys.
19:02So my talent today is making waves with my hands.
19:05I can meow and do goat noises at the same time.
19:07This kitten noise.
19:08This kitten noise is unreal.
19:10That's good, isn't it?
19:14That's weird, isn't it?
19:15Gail, you've got a bag of fucking hidden talent.
19:17I'm so jealous.
19:18Can you do it?
19:18Meow.
19:20Meow.
19:20That's kind of different, like a grown cat.
19:22Meow.
19:24I don't know anything I can do, though.
19:26Like, I can't do a normal cat.
19:27Mine's like newborn kitten.
19:30Meow.
19:30Meow.
19:32I hate pointing the finger at islanders for their quirks and oddities,
19:35but on this occasion I'm making an exception.
19:44Obviously when you get a bunch of Love Island boys together,
19:46the first thing they're going to talk about are hand jobs.
19:48You know that thing in the gym, the little squeeze thing,
19:50just all the time.
19:53I'm ready for this guy.
19:55Turn your hands a little bit like this.
19:56Send me in.
19:56Do you actually do hand modelling?
19:57No, I used to.
19:58It was like the first time I had off to school.
20:00I actually had to audition for my hand modelling.
20:02What?
20:03I had to audition, like show them like...
20:04I had to go and hold the McDonald's burger.
20:06No way.
20:08You're taking the pills.
20:09You're having me out now.
20:10There's no way.
20:11Did I like wear gloves whilst I wait?
20:13Did I really look after the hands?
20:15What, me?
20:15The other models, yeah.
20:16No, I don't know.
20:17Is there anything you have to do?
20:18Like put a special cream on them around it?
20:20No, they do all four.
20:21They like tidy them up and stuff like that.
20:23Really?
20:23So does that mean you can't go gym around for calluses and stuff?
20:26Do they like any other stuff?
20:27Yeah, I didn't really do much gym back then.
20:29But yeah, I'm very sensitive to like calluses and stuff.
20:32I try not to get them.
20:32Yeah.
20:33I've got them to be fair.
20:34I said to my mate, I can't do this anymore.
20:36And he's like, come on, stop being such a fucking wimp.
20:40You and your stupid hands.
20:43I'm like, hey, I need to protect these, all right?
20:45One day they might come in handy.
20:47I suspect Lorenzo, once all this Love Island fame blows over, you'll be back to handling
20:52Big Macs for a living once again.
20:59Opie's dancing has become a viral sensation.
21:02Look, he's already got over three followers.
21:04From the start, you're stepping around with your right leg.
21:07Slip.
21:08Click.
21:08Click.
21:08Click.
21:09Click.
21:10Click.
21:10Click.
21:11Very good.
21:12From there, you bring your feet together.
21:14So boom.
21:15Boom.
21:15Boom.
21:16Boom.
21:16Boom.
21:16Boom.
21:17Boom.
21:17Boom.
21:24Boom.
21:24Next bit, you're finished here.
21:26You're gonna go left right and turn.
21:29Whoo.
21:29Wave.
21:30This vers Johnson, again left, right, and turn.
21:33And then theером.
21:33Musique, stim, stim.
21:35Jesus.
21:35Five, six, five, six, seven we go.
21:39Three, two, three, four.
21:41Half, six, seven and the stroke, two, three, four.
21:45Five, six, seven and the stroke.
21:47Three, two, three, four, five, six and the stroke, two on each.
21:54It's locked in!
21:57That was good, right? That was good.
22:07Occasionally I wonder how any of this lot are going to find love.
22:10Some of them can barely find their own two feet.
22:13Has anyone sat on my phone? Is there a phone with your sat?
22:16No. OK, well, I've lost my phone again.
22:19How do I do this? How is it lost? I don't understand.
22:22Is it not on charge? No, I literally had it, I swear.
22:25I took it off. Oh, my God.
22:28OK, right, what the hell?
22:30How did I have it and now I don't?
22:36Prue, is that your phone, babe?
22:38No, this is mine.
22:39Oh, where the hell is mine?
22:42Can someone ring my phone? Like, can someone ring my phone?
22:45Did you have it outside, Yaz?
22:47No, I literally have just had it. I just took it off.
22:50What about the bathroom, hon?
22:51I don't think I've been in the bathroom.
22:52I feel like I've just been in here with it.
22:55Is this your phone?
22:56Oh, my God, this is your phone.
22:57Oh, my God.
22:58I've just been taking pictures on your fucking phone.
23:00No, your phone, babe.
23:00Where the fuck is my phone, then?
23:02Oh, God.
23:04Oh, shock it would be me to lose mine.
23:06Oh, I love taking pics.
23:08I assume.
23:08I literally love it.
23:09Wait, Yaz, was I taking pics on your phone, then?
23:12Yeah, I think so.
23:13Hello.
23:15I literally, it literally said Priya on it a minute ago.
23:18Nah, something's going wrong in here.
23:20Oh, Javs, is that my phone or is that yours?
23:22That's mine.
23:23For fuck's sake.
23:25I'm so confused.
23:26Maybe you should get it blocked, Yazmin.
23:28Whoever has it could be doing anything with it as we speak.
23:35Oh, whose phone is this?
23:57Welcome back to part three of Love Island Unseen Bed.
24:04Where all that glitters is not bling.
24:06A little kiss ting got my bling bling.
24:09Wearing pearls, that's my thing thing.
24:15The glassware is pretty shiny, too.
24:17Oh, my God.
24:18I can see myself pulling the reflection.
24:20Do you think I look like Matisha Adams when I do my hair like this?
24:22So, you look good, no?
24:23I always look good.
24:24I know that.
24:25We have no time for umming and ahhing.
24:29Eww.
24:30Eww.
24:32Eww.
24:34Eww.
24:35OK, maybe a tiny bit of umming.
24:37But hats off to them, I say.
24:39Oh.
24:40As they get down to a beat entirely of their own making.
24:45Don't look in bed.
24:46It sounds-
24:47Go and get the fuck out of my bed.
24:49Get the fuck out of my bed.
24:51And occasionally they find themselves as the butt of the joke.
24:54But you know guys, this is actually really hard.
24:56Go on, do the roller.
24:59Yeah, but surely that's the front of the rhino,
25:01and the back of the rhino, you're not just like this.
25:03There's a little bit more to it if you're at the back.
25:05It's got a sway.
25:07It's like this, so you're like here,
25:09and it's like, and your head is sticking out.
25:12Wait, so people see you?
25:13Yeah, you can see your head.
25:14Oh, you can see your head.
25:15I thought you were just stuck up in someone's heart.
25:17Right, let's do the elephant then.
25:19You're just doing this.
25:21We've got a shuffle.
25:22Yes.
25:23Unseen bits, jumbo jokes, minimal effort.
25:37Here's an unseen clip of Lorenzo getting all gollum
25:40about Sean's precious ring.
25:42Has that ring got meaning?
25:43Yes.
25:45No, the one on her finger does.
25:47Are you giving her your ring?
25:49No.
25:50She's just minding it for me.
25:51Have you lost it?
25:52Show me your tongue right now.
25:53No.
25:54Show me your tongue right now.
25:55I don't know where it is.
25:56Oh, my God.
25:58You've given her your ring.
25:58You have not lost my ring.
26:00No, I haven't lost it.
26:00I haven't lost it.
26:01If you've lost it, it's done.
26:02Just so you know.
26:03I haven't lost it.
26:04I know where it is.
26:05And so Legolal sets out on her quest for the ring before incurring the wrath of Lord Seanron.
26:14You've given her your ring.
26:15I hope a bombshell comes in.
26:17A bombshell comes in.
26:17Oh, guys, this is so cute.
26:19I just love you guys together.
26:20It won't be so cute if that ring is lost.
26:23It'll be handbaggings at dawn.
26:26No, see, the ring is a test.
26:27If she loses that, it's done.
26:29Wow.
26:30It's a test.
26:32Find it, Lola, or you shall not pass.
26:37OK, so how mad are you?
26:40Are you actually serious?
26:40I didn't mean it.
26:41You've lost my ring.
26:42No.
26:43Are you really mad?
26:44Yeah, I'm fuming.
26:45Why?
26:46Because I made that in a class.
26:49You thought, oh, my God, you are actually not funny.
26:51Let me see it.
26:53That looks good, doesn't it?
26:55Should I make that?
26:56I made that, yeah.
26:57Aw, my precious.
27:00I can't believe I'm making my own coffee.
27:01I feel like this is a bit embarrassing.
27:03And so another quest because it's going to be done.
27:05Honestly, if this keeps up, we'll be changing the name of the show to Unseen Hobbits.
27:17Other Islanders know looking for love is a serious business.
27:21Before you can find it, you have to ask yourself some difficult questions.
27:24So, guys, if we were all animals, which animals do you think we'd be?
27:27Ellie.
27:28You're like a sexy lion.
27:31Yeah.
27:31Nice.
27:32Sexy lion.
27:33I'm like a snow leopard.
27:34Yeah.
27:35Something with nails.
27:36Yeah.
27:36And we said that you are so cute Pomeranian and sexy Pomeranian.
27:40Oh, my God.
27:40I'm literally taking that.
27:42My mum always says I'm like a tiger, but I don't know if that's quite...
27:45I can see that for you.
27:46I'd say some type of cat, but I think everyone's some type of cat.
27:48A cat, to be honest.
27:49Yeah, you're like a feline-y, like...
27:50Yeah, a cat.
27:51Yeah.
27:51Spanx one, one of them bald fuckers.
27:54She's definitely not bald.
27:55She's always shaving her bloody elbows.
27:56Oh, she's always fucking shaving, mate.
27:57I'm like...
27:58Yeah, what bad one would Lola be?
27:59Do you know what you're like, Bambi?
28:00Yeah.
28:01Yeah.
28:01Because you're...
28:03Strutting around.
28:04Jazz is like a sexy black leopard.
28:07You're like...
28:08Oh, I feel like Jaguar.
28:09Jaguar.
28:09Yeah, Jaguar.
28:10I'll take that.
28:12That's...
28:12That's a cute one.
28:13I like that.
28:13Oh, sure.
28:14What did we say?
28:15Everyone said you were a dolphin for you.
28:16Or maybe like a peacock.
28:19Ooh!
28:19You know?
28:20Yeah!
28:21Because of the colours.
28:23Yeah!
28:24With the accessories, I'm thinking like...
28:26When she gets dressed up at night, she has her feathers out, you know?
28:29Yeah!
28:30I love that.
28:31I love that.
28:31Victoria, what would you be girling?
28:34Everyone always says I'm like a cat.
28:36Yeah, you do give like black cat.
28:37Black cat.
28:37Like sexy.
28:39Yeah.
28:39Yeah.
28:40If I had a black cat, I wanted to call it Salem.
28:42I'm black cat.
28:43That is such a good name.
28:44I didn't.
28:44We called my black cat, black cat.
28:46And we called my girl cat, girl cat.
28:48And then the other two had real life names.
28:50That is so funny.
28:51I actually had a dog called Lola.
28:52My situation is Fish.
28:53Yeah, Staffish.
28:54I knew it was a Staffie.
28:55Every time I go to the park and I hear Lola, Lola.
28:59It's always like, no offence, I don't like Staffies that much,
29:01but it's always like the most like, not cute dog.
29:03Yeah, Staffish.
29:04Yeah, or like a polar dog or something.
29:05Lola is a common dog name.
29:07Yeah.
29:07Yeah, my old dog is called Lola.
29:10Feel your pain, Lola.
29:11I know someone who named their ugly pug Ian after me.
29:15You have one accident in the voiceover booth
29:17and the producer never lets you forget it.
29:25The net closed then and Detective Lola's found her man.
29:28She'll now review the evidence to see if she should
29:30take down his particulars.
29:32Oh, so you won't like me.
29:33No.
29:34Yeah.
29:35No.
29:36There's three stages, right?
29:38Right.
29:38In my opinion, there's three stages.
29:40The first is you're attracted to someone.
29:41That means like, you know, you just look at them
29:43and you think, yeah, they're my type.
29:44Hmm.
29:45Ooh.
29:46See him, wrap up.
29:47Oh!
29:47Where are my pants, man?
29:49Where are my balls?
29:50Oh!
29:51You have the right to reign silent.
29:53Ha-ha.
29:54Ev only.
29:55It's...
29:57Islanders getting scared by something!
30:00Ow!
30:00No, I get that.
30:01I get that 100%.
30:02I want you to actually...
30:05Don't just...
30:06Fucking hell.
30:07The wasp in my ear.
30:08It likes your bikini.
30:10Don't just...
30:10I know.
30:10It's pollen.
30:12Where's that shit?
30:13Ah!
30:14Fuck off!
30:15Where's it gone?
30:17Fucking hell, mate.
30:19Ooh!
30:20It's all right, it's all right, it's all right.
30:22God.
30:22See?
30:23Protector.
30:23Saviour.
30:24Yeah.
30:24Yeah.
30:27Wait, wait.
30:29Oh, my God!
30:31Oh, my God!
30:32Oh, my God!
30:34Oh, my God!
30:35Oh, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!
30:37Ah!
30:38Oh, my God!
30:42Oh, my God!
30:44Oh, my God!
30:45I would've watched that back on record.
30:47like you just we haven't got time now yas you'll just have to watch unseen bits on catch-up when
30:54you're home robin has talked a lot about our nights as a dj but not much about her day job
31:05so it's over to priya to size her up what do you do as a quantities of air so basically
31:11for me then five years babe you're a smart girlie i am babe sorry oh my god oh my god
31:20oh no not again
31:22it's island don't get scared by something there's just been a wasp crawling on me like that part
31:31it was on a vagina vagina it's not a bombshell don't scream i've just really been killed by
31:38a wasp but you're not checking them okay can't be screaming like that man it's just been crawling
31:43on me vagina robin you're going to be all over the unseen bits mate i'm literally going to run the
31:51unseen bits oi robin i run the unseen bits it's robin gets dumped by bombshells the girl i would like
32:02to
32:02couple up with is angelista the girl i like to couple up with is ellie robin you are now single
32:11and therefore done from the island as robin strutted at the villa for the final time the problem of an
32:17insect in her bikini was eclipsed by the stone in her shoe oh these boots are not mean for walking
32:26one sorry to hear your boots are rubbing robin but at least there's no wasps swarming around your
32:30bits the villa won't have the same buzz without you
32:39since opie started his unseen dance classes ratings have gone through the roof so here's another
32:44a one a two a one two three four clicks yeah right leg forward you're gonna go one two three
32:51four five six
32:53seven seven from there gonna go right arm left arm then right leg's coming out right leg then change
33:00it to left leg that's it
33:10do you want to see it girls yeah yeah okay fine we're still learning we're still learning so let's
33:16go one two three four five five five six seven and and a bum bum bum dig a bum dig
33:24a bum
33:24i feel like a mum
33:29last look from the top we'll go nice and slow nice and slow five six seven and an eight
33:35three two three four five five six seven and three two three four five five six seven
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35:30you're watching love island unseen bits and we're going out why i
35:38we're going to newcastle we're going to continue it's gonna be smashing bonnie lad oh obi
35:50i'm totally wild give me give me the tiger
35:59give me the lorenzo lorenzo it'll turn your world upside down oh and then you're doing
36:05yeah i'm joking now
36:14but mum's the word my mum says opinions are like arseholes everybody's got one and that's her
36:20instagram bio talking of arseholes only joking cheer up boys why so serious oh it'd be world war
36:28six well we haven't had three yet but yeah but it's just waiting to blow i need to sneeze it's
36:34not
36:34funny i've sneezed before oh oh god i'll go with a mad noise and go like ciao
36:41but i love sneezing it's one of my favorite things to do
36:54this week after the ain't that deep challenge some islanders went off at the deep end
36:58it's been rude to have a bit for it to chill it's not rude what aiden's a bitch
37:04people need to grow up bro don't say you're embarrassing and expect not to get told to
37:08fuck off idiot how did it all go so wrong all they had to do was slide into the pool
37:15and read a cocktail confession from one of the islanders of the opposite sex
37:19this boy's nightmare partner is someone who loves attention
37:24then find the fact that fits and dash their drink in it how could anyone get upset by that
37:31so let's dive back to happier times for some unseen bits before the kickoff
37:37boys we're having a warm-up we're having a little warm-up
37:42right pick a side boys left or right boys just go like one way around i'll go behind you
37:48yeah just go single line just go single line straight leg kicks boys yeah like that i like that
37:53this is so good
37:59it's gonna fall off warm-ups are great but i think at least one of the boys wore himself out
38:08ready oh what the fuck rippy ready it's not working yeah now let's dive deeper here are the rounds we
38:18have time to show you this week
38:28this boy lied about being ill to someone he was dating to go to a jls concert instead
38:37lorenzo lorenzo loves jls
38:39yeah you don't look like a jls boy to me oh i think i know who it is
38:51i chose opie because of the dancing it's just giving jls
39:11this girl has slept with 15 people and faked 14 orgasms
39:17oh oh that's so chill i don't know i feel like girls fake it all the time
39:27oh you got it on my trainer we have faith in you ellie not much to say that we're a
39:34shade
39:34and one of them was good
39:46okay this boy has the initial of a girl he slept with once on his ass cheek
39:51that's death or tommy
39:53yeah tommy
40:06i met her on the night out lost the game of rock paper scissors we've got to follow through on
40:11it
40:11that was the bet i thought i was gonna win
40:14get it out
40:19it's a m it's a m for mica
40:22i wasn't being serious i just said m for mica
40:26my name is mica and my name starts with an m like hello
40:28i think you'll find hello starts with an h but let's not argue we've had enough of that
40:35as every superfan knows the villa is a place packed with well-known iconic locations
40:40the fire pits the mini fire pits the day beds the terrace but this year the others have messed with
40:49the
40:49labelling system so welcome to the kent terrace it's my first time are you going up to the kent terrace
40:56where do you want to go kent terrace
40:59didn't make a reservation for the kent terrace i've never been
41:02he's going for the kent terrace kiss it's the kent corner this is the kent corner
41:07what a bunch of kents it's like it's basically kent on tour in here
41:12you're basically a surrogate kent alumni at this point
41:17oh alumni yeah isn't it a loomy no it's alumni oh there's an in there my pronoun
41:25pronunciation for words is wrong i thought that pedestrian was pedisterian but for years
41:32and i was starting my driving test and he was like oh no no you can't go there and i
41:36said oh yeah
41:36no no because there's obviously pedisterians there and he was like there's what and i said
41:42pedisterians that's awful i bet you did you pass your driving test first time first time mate yeah
41:48you flirted with the instructor with the i was only 16. i wasn't as good as it then i don't
41:54know about
41:54that 17. do you think i feel like all girls pass because they just flirt with all of the
41:59i've actually got a brain up there though no i know but i feel like all the girls are able
42:04to
42:04pass straight away because they flirt because boys are better drivers than girls you're on your own
42:09on that one lorenzo i'm saying nothing
42:21it's time for major bonanza i love this this is my favorite show beach hut bonanza bonanza bonanza
42:31bonanza and this week i asked the islanders what weirds them out things that weird me out
42:38whales not like the country but like the animal and i find them very like daunting you know velcro
42:45the sound of velcro it just shocks my ears and it like sends something into my brain and it just
42:51like
42:51oh get that away from me tell me oh you know what them pop socks get them out the door
42:58they need to
42:59leave the building immediately see to be honest i get it i understand the concept of it right but like
43:05see when you can see them like why are they i thought they were meant to be had then this
43:12girl
43:12had oh she had like earwax in her ear i just looked next to her and just saw the earwax
43:18looking back at
43:18me and just so things that weird me out food addition yeah something that makes me feel a bit
43:27queasy is beans i i'll look at them and floating around their little orange sauce if we're having
43:32breakfast together and you've got a plate full of beans i'll like i'll slide the menu stand across
43:37so i can't see your plate jelly disgusting why is that even a thing if you tried to feed me
43:44shepherd's
43:44pie that freaks me out for some reason like sloppy slimy disgusting it's weird i know
43:50it's this it's a free combination thing so it's milk i think people who can just drink a pint of
43:55milk it's just a bit psychotic bananas i did hate for years and years and years bananas like i was
44:02actually terrified of them and tuna like oh no i don't like tuna in a cow oh a man running
44:08hell no
44:10like i can't be seen a man run not that men shouldn't run if you're an athlete fair enough
44:16like sprinting about but like a man jog for something to like pick something up i think just
44:21walk when people don't wear socks in their trainers raw dog in the the trainer immediately no i don't
44:29like to watch a man swim either i don't know why i do not like when people do mirror selfies
44:34but they
44:35stand like dead upright don't even look like real people just a man doing laps i just i think pack
44:42it
44:42in like that makes you feel really uncomfortable and they're just
44:49come back next week for some more
44:58last night we saw the dramatic dumping of opi and victoria victoria and opi you and your fellow
45:04islanders decided you have the weakest connection therefore you have been dumped from the island
45:11please pack your bags and say goodbye i don't know about you but i think opi's been getting a bad
45:17rap in the villa i mean sorry doing a bad rap yeah one two one two one two it's my
45:23final night in the
45:26love island villa yeah it's been real fun it's been a killer
45:31yeah i'm feeling real sad just gonna miss you boys we'll do this for life because we are
45:39four
45:46see you all next time but not you two bye
45:51bye
46:01so
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