00:05PORTA
00:05Sekreto ng mga PORTA
00:07Sekreto ng mga PORTA
00:09Sekreto ng mga PORTA
00:12Ang segreto ng mga PORTA
00:15Dito yun
00:16Papasok kang laba
00:18Lalabas kang PORTA
00:20Sekreto yan!
00:22PORTA!
00:23Alam mo Papa J?
00:25Yes, ano yun?
00:26Iba talaga mga diskate natin dito
00:27Parami na ng parami mga customer mo
00:29Ang nyaman-nyaman mo na pingin pera
00:31Papa J!
00:33Papa J!
00:35Papa J!
00:37Papa J!
00:38Inaanap ko nung may ari ng kabilang gym sa may kanto
00:41Nagagalit kasi lumipat daw sa inyo yung mga customer niya
00:45Totoo ba yung sinasakit?
00:47Baka nyo lulok yung lakar
00:48Kaya naman talaga yung mga negosyo
00:50Diba minsan maluluki ka
00:51Mas maganda yung gym namin
00:55Mas maganda yung gym natin
00:56May kumpleto tayo dito
00:57May boxing, may muay thai
00:58May balay
00:59Sino si Papa J!
01:00Iharap mo sa akin kung sino yan
01:02Oo
01:03Sino si Papa J!
01:05Sino si Papa J!
01:06Sumakot ka!
01:06Sino!
01:07Ha?
01:09Junjun!
01:10Junjun!
01:11Junjun!
01:11Junjun! Parang malaki yung katawan
01:12Ikaw
01:13Ikaw mo na kayo
01:15Don't worry!
01:16Don't worry Papa J!
01:17I got you!
01:18Ikaw ba si Papa J?
01:20Ikaw ba si Papa J?
01:21Sumakot ka!
01:22Ikaw ba?
01:23Ikaw ba?
01:24Ikaw ba?
01:25Ano ikaw?
01:26Ikaw ba?
01:27Ikaw!
01:28Ay bet ko itong ganyan, sikitagalan niyo
01:30Ikaw ba?
01:31I got you pa!
01:32Mapa-alo!
01:33Of course not!
01:35It's not me!
01:35Ito si Papa J!
01:37Hindi na maitsura o!
01:38Matapang to!
01:39Ha?
01:39Di ka ba natatakot?
01:40Pag ito ba yung muscle mo?
01:41Ikaw pa lang si Papa J!
01:42Oo!
01:43Asan ang muscle mo?
01:44Matigas ba yan?
01:45Sige nga, sutokin mo!
01:46Matigas ba yan?
01:48Tige lang pare!
01:49Pare tige lang peter pa!
01:50Hindi matigas yan!
01:51Matigas to!
01:52Pero ngayon seasonal to eh!
01:54Pag summer medyo malangkot!
01:56Kasi...
01:57Gano'n!
01:58Teka lang!
01:58Teka lang!
01:59Ano ba ang problema natin?
02:00Ipaw ba si Papa J?
02:03Kasi may problema ako!
02:04Ang problema ko, itong gym mo!
02:08Kinukompetensya ko yata kami!
02:10Ha?
02:10Teka lang!
02:10Wait lang ah!
02:11Teka lang!
02:13Junjun!
02:14Parang familiar ka sa akin!
02:16Anong familiar?
02:17Totoo ba?
02:18Cupcake?
02:20Ah!
02:20Ano na?
02:21Oo!
02:23Anong cupcake?
02:24Anong cupcake?
02:26Aha!
02:27Anong cupcake?
02:29Cupcake?
02:30Ilan na pa alawing?
02:31Parmilyon?
02:31Wala ako alam na cupcake!
02:33Sinong cupcake kasi nakamina?
02:34Saka yung magpenta pa yung mga sapatos kasi yung mga pagmalaking sa isang sapatos.
02:37Binibili niya pa sa US.
02:38Tapos nagbibenta ka rin ako yan kung kinakailangan nyo.
02:41Hindi ko kasi cupcake!
02:43Cupcake!
02:43Hindi!
02:45Anong cupcake ha?
02:46Hindi kami kumakain ng cupcake!
02:47Ang kinakain namin yung masustansya!
02:49Yung favorito ng mga porta!
02:51Ano ba yan?
02:51Ang kinakain namin...
02:54Malunggay Pantisan!
02:58Malunggay Pantisan!
03:19Malunggay Pantisan!
03:21Ang kinakain namin malunggay!
03:22Parang wala naman ay itulog!
03:24Syempre!
03:25Ano ba yan Waki?
03:26Ano ba yung kaya nilang pakita sa atin?
03:28Bakit bakit bakit?
03:29Ano yan?
03:29Porta Boys!
03:30Formation!
03:31Come on!
03:33Watch and learn!
03:33Ha?
03:34Mmm mm mm mm mm!
03:37Let me talk to you!
03:39Shorty have them apple bottom jeans!
03:42Up on!
03:43With the fur...
03:44With the fur...
03:45The whole club was lookin at her...
03:49She's in the sky!
03:50Next thing you know...
03:52Shorty got low low low low low low low, low low!
03:57Them baggy sweatpants and the Reebok's wasted...
03:59Oh parna!
04:00Ah parna!
04:01Okay parna!
04:02I can officially speak that yo
04:05Can you
04:06do that, watch my thoughts
04:10can you
04:12go
04:13come out
04:14but none no
04:18I feel
04:22Jana
04:23I want to go I love a guy
04:25I'm a guy
04:26I'm a guy
04:27I'm a guy
04:28I'm a guy
04:30I'm a guy
04:31I'm a guy
04:32I'm a guy
04:34I'm a guy
04:35I don't know
04:56I'm a guy
04:57I'm a guy
05:01I'm a guy
05:02I was a guy
05:04I'm a guy
05:07I loved it
05:13God
05:14He's the way
05:17He died
05:19My God
05:22I
05:23I
05:26I don't know
05:27she's done a little money on the gas
05:28we don't want to do whatever
05:29you want to sell
05:31oh
05:32oh
05:32oh
05:32oh
05:33oh
05:33oh
05:34oh
05:34oh
05:34oh
05:35oh
05:35oh
05:38oh
05:38oh
05:38oh
05:38ah
05:46ito mo na tayo
05:50next time wag kang tutungo nagugulat ako
05:52sorry sorry
05:54quiet quiet
05:56ito na
05:57pare ko
05:58may nalaman ako
06:00isang sikreto tungkol kay popular actress
06:03ha
06:04ang chismis meron daw siyang mga kakaibang request ngayon
06:07So taping nila, tsaka ano ba ang nire-request niya?
06:11Nako.
06:11Eto na.
06:12Ay, oye.
06:13Eh, kasing.
06:15Dati ka bang ostrich?
06:16Ganyan kasi maglaka.
06:18Maraming nakakapasin na medyo may nagbabago sa kanya.
06:22Physically.
06:23Aha!
06:24Parang ganito raw ang mga request ng lola mo.
06:27Ano ba yan?
06:27Lights.
06:28Camera.
06:29Action.
06:30Tirek!
06:32Tirek!
06:33Hoy, Tirek!
06:36I'm here na.
06:37May dala akong napakaraming food.
06:41Filiminion.
06:43Chateubriand.
06:44Minudo.
06:45Caldereta.
06:46At marami pang iba.
06:48Iba talaga, no?
06:49Alam mo, Tirek, napaka-fabulous ko talaga.
06:52Bet mo, may dessert ako.
06:53Can, do you like?
06:54Oh!
06:56Ang dami nga!
06:58Alam mo, may mga sweet ka pa, may mga salty.
07:01Tapos, parang may napapansin ako sa'yo.
07:03Ang dami mo kinakain, may mga matatamis, may mga maalat.
07:07Naglilihi ka ba?
07:11Oh!
07:13Oh my God!
07:16Tirek!
07:17Hindi ba pwedeng gutom lang?
07:20Oh, Tirek!
07:21Ikaw na bahala sa anggulo ko, ha?
07:23Galing kasi ako ng travel.
07:25So, medyo nagkalaman ako.
07:27Kaya ngayon, oh, tingnan mo.
07:28Gusto ko mag-split para medyo atanggal yung ano ko.
07:30Mag-i-split na, oh, no?
07:32O, Tirek, sige lang ako mag-split para matanggal ng konti.
07:35Ito ba?
07:36In three, two, one.
07:37Ayun, Tirek, go, papak, pa!
07:39Ayan.
07:40O, dapat.
07:41You like it, Tirek?
07:42Ay, para, alam mo, alam mo.
07:46Nako, sige, puro, ay, nako.
07:48Ito, puro tight chat sa'yo, ha?
07:50O, sa sige.
07:50Sige, bago ka mag-bihis, is-split mo na rin ako.
07:53One, two, three, split!
07:55Okay, bi-bihis ka na.
07:57Half-split lang yun.
07:58Ay!
07:59Ay!
08:07Ito na, costume mo!
08:08Here's your costume!
08:12Ay, tandale.
08:13Parang hindi ito maganda naman.
08:15Sana chinek niyo naman na yung katawang ko
08:17bago niyo bigay sa'kin tong costume na to?
08:19Ang sikip!
08:21Hindi bagay sa'kin, talawas ang akin siya, nena.
08:24Hanap kayo ng medyo okay kasi nahalatain siyaan ko
08:26tsaka halatang nag-gain ako ng wait.
08:28Please pakipalag tayo, now na.
08:30Eh, cap!
08:31Ayun na nga si Kretiny Popular Actress.
08:34Lumalaki daw ito at bigla kaya,
08:36ay, nako na kayang meron.
08:37Tsaka usap-usapan ngayon siya.
08:39Kung naglilihin nga ba siya.
08:41Sino ba yan, Waki?
08:42Ito na, sa pangalan niya may letrang N,
08:44as in nanay.
08:45Dahil yun nga ang kanyang next role
08:47sa kanyang bagong life.
08:50Sino siya?
08:51Sino siya, ah?
08:52Ano, nabulong ko na sa'yo.
08:54Huwag!
08:55Kailala ko na!
08:56Oo.
08:56Sialing nena!
08:58Sialing nena!
08:59Ayun, sialing nena!
09:00Sialing nena!
09:01Bulong mo naman sa'kin.
09:03Teka, teka!
09:04Napapansin ko lang, puro tayo chismisan eh.
09:06Ano na, tuloy na natin yung muna natin.
09:07Oo nga!
09:08Sialing naman kayo!
09:09Para nag-iiba kayo na usapan eh.
09:10Diyun, diyun.
09:12Ay, kaya niya ba yung body buray?
09:14Body buray?
09:15Body buray?
09:16Ayun, ayun, ayun.
09:18Ayun, ayun!
09:19Ayun, ayun!
09:21Tutok lang po dahil sang tarong!
09:23Sang sabog!
09:24Ayun, ayun!
09:26Ayun, ayun!
09:28Ayun, ayun!
09:31Ayun, ayun!
09:35Ayun, ayun!
09:37Ayun, ayun!
09:40Ayun, ayun!
09:41Ayun, ayun!
09:42Ayun, ayun!
09:43Ayun, ayun!
09:43Ayun, ayun!
09:44Ayun, ayun!
09:44Ayun, ayun!
09:44Ayun, ayun!
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