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Aired (November 24, 2025): Tila binangungot daw si Wacky Kiray sa inspeksyon niya ng ‘Salon De Chika’ dahil sa hininga nina Inah Evans at Jayson Gainza!

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00:00Oh
00:30Ayan, tara, ay, ito ay, ay siya nga,
00:32Mamanot!
00:33Ano ba yan?
00:34Ano nangyayari?
00:35Mamanot ba nakaturumpo na ihilo ako sa'yo? Ano bang meron?
00:38Hindi nga!
00:39Kumalmakanan!
00:40Hindi mo ba alam?
00:41Darating yung inspector mula sa Michelin star?
00:44Anong Michelin?
00:46Maka Michelin guide!
00:47At saka, hindi naman tayo restaurant!
00:49Hindi nga, Michelin star nga yun, Michelin, as in, yung nagbibigay ng one star kapag pak na paki yung salon,
00:55two star kapag kabugaray yung salon,
00:57three star kapag gandang nakaka-struck na salon,
01:00yu yung ganon!
01:01May ganda na ngayon?
01:03May shalon!
01:05Ay, ayan na!
01:06Ayan na yan!
01:07Ay!
01:08Sino yan?
01:11Mama Lord!
01:13At naman yun ba?
01:15Si Tina Turner ang sisita natin, Mama Lord!
01:19Mag-asya na yan!
01:21Ano ba?
01:22Mamanot sino yan?
01:24Ayan, ayan na, act normal, act normal!
01:26Paano mag-act normal?
01:27Mukhang halimaw yun po!
01:28Inis!
01:29Ay!
01:30Madam, madam!
01:31Welcome to...
01:33Welcome to Salon Di Chica po, madam!
01:35Yes!
01:36Papasok kang chaka!
01:37Lalabas ka yung Diyos!
01:38Diyos ah!
01:39Hello po!
01:40Hello po ah!
01:41Taka lang ha!
01:43You look familiar!
01:45We're not family!
01:46We're rich!
01:47We've...
01:48We've...
01:49We've met before!
01:50And I don't think so!
01:51It is I, Madam Inspector, from Michelin!
01:54It's Thar!
01:56Hindi eh!
01:57May kamukha po talaga kayo!
01:59Kamuy din!
02:00So...
02:01Anyway...
02:02Welcome po, madam inspector!
02:03Yung kamukha niya yung mahili magpaisipa sa Buracay lalo na!
02:05Oo!
02:06Yung kamukha niya yun eh!
02:07Nako!
02:08Sigurado po matutuwa kayo sa Salon Di Chica!
02:10Nako!
02:11Nagno-note na agad!
02:12Wala pa nga!
02:13Kini-score lang ko na agad!
02:14Kasi bawal yan talaga!
02:15Ah!
02:16Bawal po yan!
02:17Yes!
02:18And I'll be the judge of this!
02:20Bibigyan ko kayo ng ratings based on this criteria!
02:23Ano pong criteria po?
02:24Ano pong mga criteria yan?
02:25First...
02:27Aray!
02:29Ah!
02:30Taste!
02:32Next...
02:34Smell!
02:35Smell?
02:36Oo!
02:37And feel!
02:38Ang dami naman!
02:39Ang dami!
02:40Yeah! And feel!
02:41Kaya naman simulan na natin!
02:42Yung taste muna!
02:43Ano pong taste daw?
02:44Fashion taste!
02:45Ay! Ay!
02:46Ay! Mga gaganda po!
02:47Dapat sa Salon!
02:48Dapat fashionista kayo!
02:49Pinaghataan po namin yan!
02:50Okay!
02:51Yes!
02:52I-check ko nga!
02:55A little bit...
02:56Okay!
02:57Okay! Thank you!
02:58Thank you po!
02:59Next!
03:00Up! Up!
03:01Hingang malalim!
03:02One! Two! Three!
03:05Okay! Next!
03:06Okay!
03:07Bakit nagdadala kayong mga lumang tao dito?
03:10Oo!
03:11Bakit naman yung lumang?
03:12Agad-agad!
03:13Sabi!
03:14Yan!
03:15Okay po!
03:16Ano ba naman yan?
03:17Yung smell!
03:18Ah!
03:19Kailangan pa po ba yung smell?
03:20Oo!
03:21Mabango naman yung parlor ninyo!
03:22Syempre!
03:23Dapat pag ikaw nakikipag-usap ka sa mga customer mo, dapat mabango ang iyong hininga!
03:26Okay po!
03:27Okay!
03:28Say ha!
03:29Ha!
03:30Ulam nyo sinigang!
03:33Pasok yan!
03:34Okay po!
03:35Thank you po!
03:36Next!
03:38Okay na!
03:39Naami kayo sa ilong mo lumalabas!
03:41Ha!
03:42Ha!
03:43Sabe!
03:44Ha!
03:45Ha!
03:46Ha!
03:47Ha!
03:48Ha!
03:49Okay! Next!
03:50Yung tardak ha!
03:51Yung dalawa ko pong kasama!
03:52Okay!
03:53Hinga!
03:54Okay!
03:55Sabay!
03:56Sabay!
03:57Wow!
03:58Ha!
03:59Jilizko!
04:00Matapakay ko!
04:02Ano ba kayo?
04:04Ano ba kayo?
04:07Ano ba kayo?
04:08Ano ba kayo?
04:10Ano ba kayo?
04:11Di tayo...
04:12Di tayo magpipigyan ng star?
04:14Okay.
04:15Okay.
04:16Okay na po ba kayo madam?
04:17Grabe!
04:18Binangungod!
04:19Ha!
04:20Ha!
04:21Ang lakas sa bangungod!
04:23Pasensya na po kayo.
04:24Di ka punsya ko nasabihan.
04:26Okay, yeah.
04:27You'll have to remove your internal.
04:29They're the other one who talked about it, they're not going to be the other one!
04:32Let's feel the floor to the floor.
04:35Okay, please.
04:36Okay, let's go!
04:37Okay, let's go.
04:38Okay, let's go.
04:39Okay, let's go.
04:40Okay, that's fine.
04:45Okay, we're done for an inspection.
04:48I will answer them.
04:50Do you know how many stars you've got?
04:52Oh!
04:53Oh!
04:54What's that?
04:56I lie.
04:57If you've got a star.
05:20To be sure, we'll see you next time.
05:27Bye!
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