TiktoClock: Wacky Kiray, BINANGUNGOT sa HININGA ni Inah Evans!

GMA Network

Aired (November 24, 2025): Tila binangungot daw si Wacky Kiray sa inspeksyon niya ng ‘Salon De Chika’ dahil sa hininga nina Inah Evans at Jayson Gainza!

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00:00Oh

00:30Ayan, tara, ay, ito ay, ay siya nga,

00:32Mamanot!

00:33Ano ba yan?

00:34Ano nangyayari?

00:35Mamanot ba nakaturumpo na ihilo ako sa'yo? Ano bang meron?

00:38Hindi nga!

00:39Kumalmakanan!

00:40Hindi mo ba alam?

00:41Darating yung inspector mula sa Michelin star?

00:44Anong Michelin?

00:46Maka Michelin guide!

00:47At saka, hindi naman tayo restaurant!

00:49Hindi nga, Michelin star nga yun, Michelin, as in, yung nagbibigay ng one star kapag pak na paki yung salon,

00:55two star kapag kabugaray yung salon,

00:57three star kapag gandang nakaka-struck na salon,

01:00yu yung ganon!

01:01May ganda na ngayon?

01:03May shalon!

01:05Ay, ayan na!

01:06Ayan na yan!

01:07Ay!

01:08Sino yan?

01:11Mama Lord!

01:13At naman yun ba?

01:15Si Tina Turner ang sisita natin, Mama Lord!

01:19Mag-asya na yan!

01:21Ano ba?

01:22Mamanot sino yan?

01:24Ayan, ayan na, act normal, act normal!

01:26Paano mag-act normal?

01:27Mukhang halimaw yun po!

01:28Inis!

01:29Ay!

01:30Madam, madam!

01:31Welcome to...

01:33Welcome to Salon Di Chica po, madam!

01:35Yes!

01:36Papasok kang chaka!

01:37Lalabas ka yung Diyos!

01:38Diyos ah!

01:39Hello po!

01:40Hello po ah!

01:41Taka lang ha!

01:43You look familiar!

01:45We're not family!

01:46We're rich!

01:47We've...

01:48We've...

01:49We've met before!

01:50And I don't think so!

01:51It is I, Madam Inspector, from Michelin!

01:54It's Thar!

01:56Hindi eh!

01:57May kamukha po talaga kayo!

01:59Kamuy din!

02:00So...

02:01Anyway...

02:02Welcome po, madam inspector!

02:03Yung kamukha niya yung mahili magpaisipa sa Buracay lalo na!

02:05Oo!

02:06Yung kamukha niya yun eh!

02:07Nako!

02:08Sigurado po matutuwa kayo sa Salon Di Chica!

02:10Nako!

02:11Nagno-note na agad!

02:12Wala pa nga!

02:13Kini-score lang ko na agad!

02:14Kasi bawal yan talaga!

02:15Ah!

02:16Bawal po yan!

02:17Yes!

02:18And I'll be the judge of this!

02:20Bibigyan ko kayo ng ratings based on this criteria!

02:23Ano pong criteria po?

02:24Ano pong mga criteria yan?

02:25First...

02:27Aray!

02:29Ah!

02:30Taste!

02:32Next...

02:34Smell!

02:35Smell?

02:36Oo!

02:37And feel!

02:38Ang dami naman!

02:39Ang dami!

02:40Yeah! And feel!

02:41Kaya naman simulan na natin!

02:42Yung taste muna!

02:43Ano pong taste daw?

02:44Fashion taste!

02:45Ay! Ay!

02:46Ay! Mga gaganda po!

02:47Dapat sa Salon!

02:48Dapat fashionista kayo!

02:49Pinaghataan po namin yan!

02:50Okay!

02:51Yes!

02:52I-check ko nga!

02:55A little bit...

02:56Okay!

02:57Okay! Thank you!

02:58Thank you po!

02:59Next!

03:00Up! Up!

03:01Hingang malalim!

03:02One! Two! Three!

03:05Okay! Next!

03:06Okay!

03:07Bakit nagdadala kayong mga lumang tao dito?

03:10Oo!

03:11Bakit naman yung lumang?

03:12Agad-agad!

03:13Sabi!

03:14Yan!

03:15Okay po!

03:16Ano ba naman yan?

03:17Yung smell!

03:18Ah!

03:19Kailangan pa po ba yung smell?

03:20Oo!

03:21Mabango naman yung parlor ninyo!

03:22Syempre!

03:23Dapat pag ikaw nakikipag-usap ka sa mga customer mo, dapat mabango ang iyong hininga!

03:26Okay po!

03:27Okay!

03:28Say ha!

03:29Ha!

03:30Ulam nyo sinigang!

03:33Pasok yan!

03:34Okay po!

03:35Thank you po!

03:36Next!

03:38Okay na!

03:39Naami kayo sa ilong mo lumalabas!

03:41Ha!

03:42Ha!

03:43Sabe!

03:44Ha!

03:45Ha!

03:46Ha!

03:47Ha!

03:48Ha!

03:49Okay! Next!

03:50Yung tardak ha!

03:51Yung dalawa ko pong kasama!

03:52Okay!

03:53Hinga!

03:54Okay!

03:55Sabay!

03:56Sabay!

03:57Wow!

03:58Ha!

03:59Jilizko!

04:00Matapakay ko!

04:02Ano ba kayo?

04:04Ano ba kayo?

04:07Ano ba kayo?

04:08Ano ba kayo?

04:10Ano ba kayo?

04:11Di tayo...

04:12Di tayo magpipigyan ng star?

04:14Okay.

04:15Okay.

04:16Okay na po ba kayo madam?

04:17Grabe!

04:18Binangungod!

04:19Ha!

04:20Ha!

04:21Ang lakas sa bangungod!

04:23Pasensya na po kayo.

04:24Di ka punsya ko nasabihan.

04:26Okay, yeah.

04:27You'll have to remove your internal.

04:29They're the other one who talked about it, they're not going to be the other one!

04:32Let's feel the floor to the floor.

04:35Okay, please.

04:36Okay, let's go!

04:37Okay, let's go.

04:38Okay, let's go.

04:39Okay, let's go.

04:40Okay, that's fine.

04:45Okay, we're done for an inspection.

04:48I will answer them.

04:50Do you know how many stars you've got?

04:52Oh!

04:53Oh!

04:54What's that?

04:56I lie.

04:57If you've got a star.

05:20To be sure, we'll see you next time.

05:27Bye!

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