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Aired (January 19, 2026): Sino nga ba ang tunay na master ng corny jokes? Si Allen Ansay o si Jayson Gainza? Kayo na mag-decide, mga Tiktropa!

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00:56Ito, para sa round 1, parehong magaling na actor, pero sa spelling, sino kaya ang may honor?
01:04Kokoy versus Martin.
01:06Kokoy Martin, pasok!
01:08Kokoy Martin!
01:10Mga Batang Sampalok, Batang Sampalok.
01:12Ay, Batang Sampalok, kaya palang asin.
01:15Kokoy at Martin, ano ang mensahe nyo sa isa't isa?
01:19Good luck, good luck sa atin, pare, kasi ako, basic sa akin yung spelling, eh.
01:24Favorite spelling.
01:26Martin, walang nagubuga to si Kokoy.
01:29Bakit?
01:29Ethel Ian, eh. Epalang.
01:31Ah, epalang.
01:33Epal.
01:34Alam nyo ba, isang galing yung salitang epal?
01:36Kaya kay Manahabok.
01:37Alam nyo ba, ang salitang epal ay galing sa salitang mapapil.
01:40Pag mapapil ka, maepal ka, mapapil.
01:42Ah, parang kaligtad-baligtad na lang.
01:46O, parang mema, tsaka mamarung.
01:48Yung mema, may masabi, mamarung, nagmamarunong.
01:51Kaya lang na Kaya Kim, ah.
01:53Yan ang dapat alam mo.
01:55Bye, Kuya.
01:56Okay.
01:57Thank you, Kuya, Ma.
01:58Players, after ko i-reveal ang category,
01:59yung 40 seconds para bumuo ng word,
02:01gamit ang mga letters na suot nyo at mga tiktropa natin dito sa studio.
02:06Remember, the longest word wins.
02:10Let's play,
02:11Bawal Makanali!
02:12Okay, here's your category.
02:15Ang category natin ay,
02:17isang karaniwang mabibili sa palengke.
02:19Pwedeng Tagalog, pwedeng English.
02:21Ano kaya?
02:23You have 40 seconds.
02:24Tic-tock lock.
02:25Happy time!
02:25Happy time!
02:27Ano kay mga mabibili?
02:28Bistang karaniwang mabibili sa palengke.
02:29Marami yan.
02:31Marami yan.
02:32Pero mas mahabang salita, mas maganda.
02:34Pero dapat tama rin ang spelling.
02:36O, si Martin medyo natatagalan.
02:38Ayan na, ayan na, ayan na, ayan na.
02:41We have 25 seconds to go.
02:42May oras pa.
02:43Ayan na, nakakaagawan ko.
02:46Okay, pagkailangan ng letter,
02:47lumapit na,
02:48huwag kami ang pagpahihiya.
02:49Pagkating dropa po natin.
02:50A, A, A.
02:51Pwede mong tawagin para yung letter.
02:52Pwede mong A.
02:52Ang lahat na mga tiktropa natin,
02:54mayroon po 2,000 pesos.
02:56A, A, A, A, A, A.
02:57A, A, A, A, A, A, A.
02:597, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
03:06Time's up.
03:07Time's up.
03:08Okay, Kokoy.
03:10Ano naman itong binuo mong salita, Kokoy?
03:14Mali ah.
03:15T-I-L-L-I-A.
03:18Tilia.
03:18Absent yung P.
03:20Ah, tilapia.
03:21Medyo nabitin.
03:24Tilia.
03:24Pero dapat tilapia.
03:26Harleen, kamusta naman dyan?
03:26Ito, Kuya Kim, meron silang T.
03:28May I, may L, may A, may P, may A.
03:31Tilapah.
03:31Tilapah.
03:32Oo, Kuya Kim.
03:34Yan ang dapat alam mo, Kuya Kim.
03:36Kung ano yan, nagmix breed ba?
03:38Ang tilapia at saka tilapah.
03:40Tilapah.
03:41Smoke na tilapia, tilapah.
03:43Oo.
03:43Ay, bago yan.
03:44Pwede yun.
03:45Crossbreed gawag doon.
03:47Masarap sana tanggapin,
03:48pero wala tayong tilapah.
03:50So medyo, wala tayong tilia at saka tilapah.
03:55Wala po tayong part sa labas.
03:57Ay, yan.
03:59Para sa round two, Uyakim,
04:01ito, pakinggan mo.
04:03Para sa round two,
04:04isang batanggen yung
04:05at isang bikulano
04:07hindi nauubusan ng paandar.
04:09Ito na,
04:10Jason versus Alan.
04:14Batanggen nyo yan, eh.
04:15Kaya, Jason?
04:16Kaya, kaya yun?
04:17Nagtoos na naman tayong dalawa.
04:18Kaya naman, nagtoos na naman tayong dalawa.
04:20Bumala ng iyaman, maglang iyaban.
04:22Kaya ganyan, meron akong joke.
04:24Ano yun?
04:25Ano ang mga movie na pinapanood sa buzz?
04:28Akin yun.
04:30Ano?
04:31Ano?
04:33E di, wala buzz.
04:35Wala buzz.
04:36Ang ganda.
04:37Nakangatawa.
04:39Ano joke po kayo?
04:41Akin yun, eh.
04:42Wala ano joke?
04:43Meron, syempre.
04:44Meron, meron.
04:45Mayroon.
04:46Anong tawag?
04:51Sa chef na palaka.
04:55Ano?
04:55Chef na palaka?
04:56Ano?
04:57Kokat.
04:59Ano yun?
05:00Kok-kok-kok.
05:01Kok-kokat.
05:02Ay, kokat.
05:03Akin yun.
05:04Akin yun palabas, eh.
05:09Maraming, maraming salamat.
05:11Here's your category.
05:13Ang kategorya natin ay
05:15inumin na karaniwang
05:16iniinom ng mainit.
05:19Dapat, pag-alog.
05:20Okay?
05:21You have 40 seconds.
05:22Tic-to-clock.
05:24Happy time na!
05:26Inumin karaniwang iniinom ng mainit.
05:28A.
05:29Kahit simple lang ang salita,
05:30mas kapita.
05:31A, A.
05:32A, A.
05:33P.
05:34A.
05:35A, A.
05:36P.
05:36E.
05:37S, S, S, S.
05:38P.
05:39P.
05:39E.
05:39P.
05:40E.
05:40P.
05:41P.
05:42P.
05:42You still have 40 seconds to go.
05:45S, S, S, S, S, I, S, S.
05:49Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay!
05:50Sa pag-ay!
05:52D, D, D, D, D.
05:54E, D, E, D.
05:55T.
05:5510.
05:55E, D.
05:569.
05:56D.
05:578.
05:587.
05:596.
05:595.
06:014.
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06:032.
06:041.
06:05Time's up!
06:06Okay, inumin na karaniwang iniinom ng mainit.
06:10Alen, anong salita?
06:11Kape.
06:12Kape.
06:13K-A-P-E.
06:15Kape.
06:16Spelling is correct.
06:17Ang kape ba ay iniinom na mainit?
06:19Siyempre.
06:20Pero baka naman bas mahaba?
06:21Okay, Harleen.
06:22Harleen, doon salamat doon?
06:23May S,
06:24may A,
06:25may L,
06:26may A,
06:27may B,
06:28may O,
06:29may T,
06:30salabot!
06:31Ayinom!
06:32Ayinom!
06:33Salabot!
06:34Salabot!
06:35Salabot!
06:36Luya na may balot.
06:37Salabot!
06:38Salabot!
06:39Salabot!
06:40Salabot!
06:41Salabot!
06:42Ang tanong,
06:43ang salabot ba ay tunay na salita?
06:44Ang sagot ay
06:45hindi.
06:46So, paralo tayo sa kape.
06:49Alen,
06:50one point!
06:51Tayang!
06:52Pero dahil diyan,
06:53panalo agad ng instant blessing
06:55ang mga tig-tropang kasama ni Alen.
06:57Congratulations!
07:01Ito naman para sa round 3.
07:03Parehong cutie!
07:05Pero sino kaya ang mas brainy?
07:07Sean versus Nova Wendy.
07:10Oy!
07:13Ay, alam mo Kuya Kim,
07:15kanina ko pa nakikita si Sean.
07:17Pinagkakausap niya.
07:18Ah, ganun?
07:19Oo!
07:20Bakit, Sean?
07:21Ito na, ito.
07:22Sasabihin ko na sa kanya eh.
07:23Wendy,
07:24sorry,
07:25pero parang kailangan mo na umalis eh.
07:26Bakit naman?
07:27Kasi pumapangit lahat ng babae dito,
07:30pag nandito kayo.
07:31Ayun!
07:32Wakasnot yun!
07:33Wendy,
07:34ano'y sagot mo?
07:35Kailangan may sagot ka.
07:37Sean,
07:38ihanda mo na yung sarili mo
07:40kasi
07:41matalo ka man dito,
07:42pero
07:43panalo ka naman sa puso ko.
07:45Ayun!
07:46Oy!
07:48Okay,
07:49ito na ang kategory natin ha.
07:50Ito ang kategory.
07:51Ang kategory natin ay
07:53Pagay na ginagamit,
07:55pangdikit.
07:56Pwedeng Tagalog,
07:57pwedeng English.
07:58You have 40 seconds.
07:59Tik to clock!
08:00Happy Tarna!
08:01Let's go!
08:03Pagay na ginagamit,
08:04pangdikit.
08:08Mas pangamang salita,
08:09mas paganda,
08:10pero dapat tama pong spelling.
08:1330 seconds to go.
08:16Ah, letter T, T, T, T, T.
08:17Pingin pa ko siyang T.
08:18Yes!
08:19T, T, T para, T, T.
08:20T, T para, T, T, T, T.
08:21Yan!
08:22Tapos letter P.
08:23Letter P.
08:24P, P, P.
08:25Philippines!
08:26Ayan pare!
08:27Ang galing mo!
08:28Ayan!
08:29Diyan tayo pare!
08:30Ano pa kailangan mo?
08:31Letter T!
08:3210 seconds to go!
08:339, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 4, 1.
08:41Time's up!
08:44Okay Sean!
08:45Anong salita naman na binunatin?
08:47P-A-S-T-E.
08:48PASTE!
08:49PASTE!
08:50Mga bagay na ginagamit pang dikit.
08:51Ang PASTE is correct!
08:52Ay, galing!
08:54Ito naman sa kapila!
08:55Meron silang G!
08:56May L!
08:57May U!
08:58May E!
08:59Glue!
09:00Glue is also correct!
09:01Pero PASTE mas mahaba!
09:02Mas maraming letter na panalo!
09:04Sean!
09:05We have one point!
09:06Let's go!
09:07Galing!
09:08Congratulations!
09:09Dahil dyan panalo ka agad ng isang blessing ng mga tik-tropa!
09:12Kasama ni Sean!
09:13Congratulations!
09:15Woo!
09:16At syempre ay congratulations din sa mga tik-tropa na nalo ng instant cash!
09:21Kapangaraming nyo!
09:22Hindi pa tapos ang bigayan ng blessing sa isang swerte ng tik-tropa pa ang pwedeng manalo ng up to 50,000 peso!
09:30Puno ng swerte na sa pagbabalik ng tik-tropa!
09:35Myersang…
09:37makan..
09:38being A naman!
09:39Niick!
09:40Kanapi gebien nyo…
09:41Josie Okay?
09:42quilatote!!
09:44Isangshelag kakaya…
09:45Pequina!
09:46Erin with Your Heart
09:47ões Trina!
09:48Jaa!
09:49We have a叱����ney!
09:51You can draw sensual!
09:52Ya ni guys!
09:54Young распartetos!
09:56Outroarch Ssupimregulian!
09:58Brinnitake!!
09:59Pulsionen Mom policymakers!
10:00Wyoming is Heh
10:01색� stan.
10:03Paper rare,

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