00:00Hey! Look! The Dungeons and Dragons ride!
00:08Wow! Neat!
00:10Give me a break!
00:11I don't like this!
00:13Whoa! What's happening?
00:15Whoa!
00:17Where are we?
00:20Look out!
00:24Fear not, Ranger!
00:29Barbarian,
00:30Magician, Thief,
00:33Cavalier,
00:34and Acrobat!
00:45Who was that?
00:47That was Venger, the force of evil!
00:50I am Dungeon Master,
00:52your guide in the realm of
00:54Dungeons and Dragons!
01:17Stay down! Here it comes!
01:25Shhh!
01:26What do you think it is?
01:28Something awful!
01:30Now!
01:39Good afternoon!
01:42Dungeon Master!
01:43What are you doing here?
01:45Looking for you!
01:48Ah!
01:49Nothing like a stroll over hot lava to soothe the feet!
01:53Yeah, well I wish you'd soothe my nerves and tell us how to get out of this crazy world!
01:57That's precisely why I've come, Cavalier!
02:00I've discovered a way for all of you to get back home!
02:03Home? You mean like no more dragons or nine-eyed monsters?
02:08Well, what are you waiting for, Dungeon Master, old buddy?
02:10Just point the way so we can get out of this dump!
02:13I'm afraid it's not that easy!
02:15I knew it! There's always a catch!
02:17Not a catch!
02:19A river!
02:20You must find the river that rains upside down!
02:24The what?
02:25I think his brains are upside down!
02:27Once a year, for only 60 seconds,
02:30the waters of this mystical river flow up into the sky!
02:33They will take you wherever you want to go!
02:36But where will we find this river?
02:38Just follow that path!
02:40But beware!
02:41You must never touch the beauty that breathes the beast!
02:46Beauty that breathes the beast?
02:48What is that? Cinderella with bad breath?
02:50He's gone!
02:52Well, I'm not taking one step until he comes back and explains that stupid riddle!
02:56You can wait here if you want to, Eric,
02:58but we're going to find that river that rains upside down!
03:07River that...
03:07Rains upside down!
03:12Look!
03:13Oh, great!
03:15Which way do we go now?
03:16Whichever path we take will be the wrong one!
03:19Then let's take them both!
03:20Good thinking, Bobby!
03:22I'll go with Eric and Pesto down that path!
03:24And we'll take the other!
03:25Come on!
03:30Are you sure we're still on the path, Hank?
03:33The only thing I'm sure of is that I'm not sure of anything!
03:42It's a metal wall!
03:44What's it doing out here in the middle of nowhere?
03:46I don't know!
03:49I don't like the look of this!
03:56Who goes there?
03:59I'm the barbarian!
04:00And who are you?
04:12B
04:13Bobby!
04:18B
04:19Lucas!
04:20Destroy intruders!
04:22Oh, yeah? That's right to a Steve Garvey number on your nose.
04:26I dress you like flies.
04:30Magic bow, don't fail me now.
04:35Way to go, Hank!
04:39Uh-oh, I think you got him mad.
04:46That thing's indestructible.
04:48I can't beat him. Join him!
04:52Ow!
04:56Okay, Sheila. Do your stuff.
05:00Hey, Tigran!
05:05Down here!
05:17I wonder what he was guarding.
05:19Uh, maybe that upside-down river thing. I'll go look.
05:27Well?
05:28Nope. No river.
05:30At least we'll get a nice suntan.
05:33Do you think this might be that river that rains upside-down?
05:39Well, I'm upside-down, and it's not raining.
05:42Quit clowning, Presto.
05:44Hey, guys. Look at this.
05:47What is it? The prettiest flower I've ever seen.
05:50You think this is a beauty?
05:52You should see my mom's garden back home. This is nothing.
05:55Eric, wait a minute. Did you say beauty?
05:58Yeah. What of it?
06:00Remember what Dungeon Master said? Beware of beauty that frees the beast.
06:10Now you tell me. It's a good thing for you nothing happens.
06:14What are you guys staring at?
06:20Some friends you are.
06:23Just because I've got a little frog in my throat is nothing to laugh about.
06:27I've got to get some water.
06:30Works.
06:32Yay! A monster!
06:34Oh, it was hideous.
06:36Quick! We've got to get out of here.
06:39Relax, Eric.
06:40Relax? Are you nuts?
06:41We've got to split before it gets us.
06:44Don't worry. It's not going to get us.
06:47It already got you.
06:51Huh?
06:54No.
06:55It's not possible.
06:58I'm...
06:59Disgusting.
07:02What am I going to do?
07:04I can't go around looking like this.
07:06Why not?
07:08Come on, Presto. Eric's got a real problem here.
07:11This isn't...
07:12Funny.
07:13Sure it is.
07:14I mean, you're right.
07:15It's not funny.
07:17It's disgusting.
07:19Come on, Presto.
07:21Change me back to me.
07:23But I don't know if I can.
07:26Could you at least...
07:28Try...
07:29Please?
07:30Okay.
07:32Lips of lizard.
07:33Ear of elf.
07:34Please make Eric look like...
07:36himself.
07:39Well, that's different.
07:41I'll tear you apart, Presto.
07:43I'll...
07:43I swear I'll tear you apart.
07:46Relax.
07:46I'm just warming up.
07:49Abracazim.
07:50Abracadoo.
07:50Make me a potion that'll know what to do.
07:55Hey, I did it.
07:57Give me that.
08:00Yuck.
08:01What was that?
08:02I don't know.
08:08Sorry.
08:09I'll try again.
08:12Put that hat back on before you kill me.
08:16There must be a way to...
08:19I see you did not heed my warning.
08:22Oh, dungeon master.
08:24Am I glad to see you.
08:26Change me back.
08:27Please.
08:28I did not create this spell, Cavalier.
08:30Therefore, I cannot undo it.
08:32However, I can tell you,
08:34if you do not undo the spell soon,
08:36you will remain a bog beast forever.
08:39Forever?
08:39A bog beast?
08:41Is that what I am?
08:43A bog beast?
08:44Oh, no!
08:46There is one way to undo the spell,
08:48and that way will be found
08:50in what you dislike the most.
08:52This is no time for...
08:54Riddles, where is he?
08:56I hate looking like this.
08:58Not to mention sounding like this.
09:00That's it.
09:01What you dislike the most
09:02is being a bog beast.
09:04Yeah.
09:05So maybe if we find some more
09:06ugly guys like you,
09:08we can break the spell.
09:14There's got to be water
09:16around here somewhere.
09:17Look!
09:18There's water!
09:19Oh!
09:21No!
09:23Oh!
09:28Sorry, Uni.
09:29It was only a mirage.
09:30Mirage?
09:30If I don't find something
09:31to drink soon,
09:32I'm going to dry up
09:33and blow away.
09:35Hey, what's up?
09:40Maybe it's trying to point out
09:41where the water is.
09:43I think you're right, Bobby.
09:45I think you're wrong, Bobby.
09:57I don't understand it.
09:59That bow's never
09:59let me down before.
10:01Well, there's always
10:02a first time!
10:04Sheila!
10:05Help!
10:07Whoa!
10:08Whoa!
10:17Look!
10:18It found the water!
