00:10and how are we doing in here so much fun
00:21so what do you think expensive or ah I mean whatever you want honey it's a big
00:29day first time hosting friendsgiving expensive who needs a refill oh you know
00:36me too well oh that turkey is not done
00:55um hi Mike hey oh when did you get here oh just now the back door was open I I
01:03didn't get my invite
01:04oh um oh I'm I'm sorry um that must have been a wrong group chat or something like that I
01:09don't
01:10know why that's okay I'm here now yeah you are you're here now you are yeah oh yeah um um
01:18let's see um
01:20let's go say hi to everybody I'm sure they all miss you and they really want to talk to you
01:25catch up yeah sure yeah that sounds great should have been a first down here
01:42okay listen everybody Mike made it that's a fucking ball you idiots hey guys what
01:54hey how's the game oh hey Mike how's it going man it's great happy to be here
02:01that's that's awesome uh listen why don't we why don't we just have a little chat over here
02:06just in this yeah yeah over here just a little chat we'll take a look we'll take a look yeah
02:13we'll take a look yeah we'll take a look yeah we'll take a look yeah we'll take a look yeah
02:14we'll take a look yeah we'll take a look yeah we'll take a look yeah we'll take a look yeah
02:14we'll take a look yeah we'll take a look yeah we'll take a look yeah we'll take a look yeah
02:16we'll take a look yeah we'll take a look yeah we'll take a look yeah we'll take a look yeah
02:17we'll take a look yeah we'll take a look yeah we'll take a look yeah we'll take a look yeah
02:23we'll take a look yeah we'll take a look yeah we'll take a look yeah we'll take a look yeah
02:26we'll take a look yeah we'll take a look yeah we'll take a look yeah we'll take a look yeah
02:28we'll take a look yeah we'll take a look yeah we'll take a look yeah we'll take a look yeah
02:34we'll take a look yeah we
02:36egg salad all over your nipples in front of my friends and family uh what what are you doing
02:40what is what is just pocket links i don't know what that is how do you not know what pocket
02:45links
02:45are i don't think anybody knows being here me neither what's going on did you invite him
02:54what's your location uh listen after what happened on the fourth i just don't think
02:58it's a good idea that you're here right now this is uh uncomfortable yeah this is awkward
03:12yeah i don't even want to finish my links
03:18i i really need this dave i got nowhere else to go i'm in my mom's basement she doesn't know
03:28she she doesn't know no it's we
03:35it's just been real rough man i i really need this
03:39please please you can stay i'll just keep it together for me okay i trust you on this thank
03:46you so much to matt i need you to please okay i need you to please just keep it together
03:49for one
03:50night celebratory sausage no enough with the sausage damn it okay this is enough that's
03:55gotta be the last one that's gotta be the last one or you're done just go back in the other
03:59room
04:00be normal be yourself be the be the my guy now okay i trust you hey i'm not gonna let
04:05you down
04:05i promise i'm not gonna let you down this means a lot to me seriously i got you all right
04:09let's go
04:09okay no no not in there not in there definitely not in there just the party's this way this way
04:14yep this
04:14right jesus wow jess that looks delicious thank you
04:31that thing is a perfect color
04:34yeah fuck that turkey okay mike please you gotta stop it it was a joke dave yeah well it from
04:42the egg salad
04:42thing to this will you let the egg salad thing go i'm just i'm making jokes it's for fun that
04:49day was
04:50really traumatic mike i had to talk to my therapist about it i'll never have egg salad again
04:59guys i'm not gonna fuck the turkey
05:14okay come on yeah okay um all right let's just eat let's let's let's get in
05:22what are you doing holy shit mike we can't have the turkey yet
05:28you have to start with the sides start with the side all right we're starting with the sides it's fine
05:35thank you thank you god jesus
05:38fuck
05:39what the fuck is going on oh it's so fucking white mike
05:57mike you put it on the plate
06:00yeah make that plate so fucking dirty mike mike okay you gotta get out you gotta get out whether
06:06it's the the the pocket links to to when you tried to funnel pinot grigio into your
06:11asshole on halloween i we can't do this anymore man we can't be around you anymore get out
06:19wow is that is that how you guys really feel
06:28well i thought i could be around my friends on thanksgiving but i find out there's group chats i'm
06:37not involved in and people are seeking professional help for things that i've done just
06:46no matter how hard i try i just you know push every one i love away from me
06:54um you'll excuse me i'm gonna go sneak back into my mom's basement a lovely evening guys
07:07mike
07:14uh it's okay man just have a seat you know we'll have a nice dinner it'll be a good night
07:24everyone's glad you're here right yeah
07:28so girls love mike
07:33all right twist my arm why don't you davy
07:41you know i'm really thankful for all of you
07:47really happy friendsgiving guys
07:51go ahead jess okay cut it
08:01yeah get that knife nice and deep in that bird oh yeah you can go deeper
08:09i'm gonna show you exactly how to mike mike what are you doing mike mike mike mike
08:34i'm gonna show you
08:39so
08:40oh
08:40oh
08:40oh
08:40oh
08:42oh
08:44Piano Plano, Dominus Pecum,
08:58Piano Plano, Piano Plano,
09:03Piano Plano, Piano Plano,
09:11Piano Plano, Piano Plano,
09:12Piano Plano, Piano Plano,
09:19Piano Plano, Piano Plano,
09:23Piano Plano, Piano Plano,
09:25Piano Plano, Piano Plano,
09:28Piano Plano, Piano Plano,
09:36Santa Maria, Maria,
10:11Santa Maria,
10:30We are never inviting that asshole to anything ever again.
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