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00:01Good evening and welcome to a very special
00:03Whose Line Is It Anyway?
00:04with Ryan Stiles, Colin Mochrie,
00:07Wayne Brady, Brad Sherwood, Jim Bestin,
00:11and Greg Proops.
00:12Tonight, you'll laugh, you'll cry,
00:15and you'll feel young again
00:16as we bring you action, romance,
00:19adventure, and passion.
00:21Plus, as an extra bonus,
00:22moments I'd rather forget.
00:25I am your host of the character.
00:26Right now, it's time for fun.
00:37Thank you very much.
00:40If you're wondering why I'm wearing the tux,
00:41I want to welcome you to a special one-hour version
00:43of Whose Line Is It Anyway?
00:45It's a great night for Whose Line fans,
00:46because tonight is our very first best-of show.
00:52Yeah, I'm wearing the tux and everything.
00:53It's pretty exciting.
00:54We've put together some highlights, bloopers,
00:56our all-time favorite moments.
00:58Plus, for the first time ever,
00:59you get to see some really great moments
01:00that the censors wouldn't let us show
01:02the first time around,
01:03but for some reason,
01:04now that we're successful,
01:05we can do whatever we want.
01:08I don't get it either,
01:09but take that,
01:10you lousy, intrusive feds.
01:14We're going to start out with the television debut
01:18of our now-uncensored version
01:19of an improv game called Title Sequence.
01:22Brad and Wayne are going to sing the title song
01:24to a made-up TV sitcom,
01:25and Ryan and Colin are going to act out
01:27the opening sequence.
01:28What we need is two unlikely roommates,
01:32two people who wouldn't be roommates.
01:33Take it for Hillary and Monica.
01:35Take it for Hillary and Monica.
01:38Take it for Hillary and Monica.
01:41Hillary and Monica.
01:43Two sitcom roommates you probably never see together.
01:47Take it away, Brad and Wayne.
01:51One's a first lady,
01:52the other's a tramp.
01:54One puff licking stance.
01:56It's Hillary.
01:57Hillary and Monica.
02:02Because these secrets you learn.
02:04One got a job when she wasn't in turn.
02:07She said that job,
02:08it wasn't bad.
02:10The only job prescription,
02:11she had to use knee pads.
02:13She was so easy to please.
02:15Even when she tripped and fell to her knees.
02:18Oh yes, I'm not talking about
02:21the first lady.
02:23Hillary and Monica.
02:26Hillary and Monica.
02:28Hillary and Monica.
02:31They're two of a kind,
02:32they seem the same behind.
02:43Coming to the playbook!
02:51I don't know why we weren't allowed to show that the first time around,
02:54but you know,
02:54I'd let my kids watch that.
02:58Smoking a cigar,
02:59wiping off a dress,
03:00what the heck.
03:02Okay, we'll have more of the unsaturated stuff a little later.
03:04Right now, check out our favorite games from last season,
03:06starting with the compilation from Scenes from a Hat.
03:10Before the show,
03:11we asked the audience to write some stuff down,
03:12suggestions for things they'd like to see,
03:13and we put a bunch of them in this hat,
03:15the good ones,
03:16not the crummy ones.
03:17And,
03:17we're gonna read them out,
03:18see how many performers can act out for us.
03:20Let's start with,
03:21uh,
03:22bad things to say to someone on their deathbed.
03:28What are you gonna do with your stereo?
03:34Peek-a-boo!
03:35Peek-a-boo!
03:37Peek-a-boo!
03:43So, when do you think Jane will be ready to date again?
03:50It's me, death!
03:52Just kidding!
03:58Celebrity endorsements doomed to fail.
04:02I'm Mike Tyson for Encyclopedia Britannica.
04:10Hi, I'm Colin Moxley for Rogaine.
04:18The Secret Double Lives of Who's Line Cast Members
04:22I'm Colin Mochrie
04:30I'm Brad Sherwood
04:40Phrases you can use to describe a truck, but not your girlfriend
04:46Wow, you can fit four in there
04:56Unlikely ways to impress women
05:00As of right now, I'm rash-free
05:07Yeah, say girl, I work with Drew Carey
05:20I do murals with my own feces
05:32Rejected Jeopardy categories
05:34Yeah, I'll take Famous Klansmen for 200, please
05:44Drew Carey's Lingerie for 50
05:51I'll take Animal Genitalia Audio Clues
06:01Bad Parental Motivational Speeches
06:08A teacher, a teacher
06:10Honey, prostitutes make twice that money
06:15Let's move on, shall we, to a game called Who's Line?
06:19This is for Colin and Ryan
06:21Colin, this is yours
06:22Ryan, these are yours
06:23What happens is before the show, we ask the audience to write down different things
06:25This is one of the things we ask them to write down
06:27Are different random lines that these guys can insert in the scene
06:29And they're going to not look at them
06:31Just put them in their pocket
06:32And they're going to start a scene for you
06:33And in the middle of the scene, they're going to ink out these lines and read them
06:36And it should be pretty funny
06:37The scene is, Colin is Davy Crockett
06:40And Ryan is Jim Bowie
06:42And they're about to make their last stand at the Alamo
06:44And Colin is losing his nerve
06:51I'm losing my nerve
06:54Can you relax me by singing Let's Dance again?
06:56We haven't got time for that with the last two alive
06:59They're coming on us, Colin
07:01I feel much better wrestling a bar
07:05A bar?
07:06A bear
07:09Look, chances are we're not going to make it through this
07:12Chances are we're going to die
07:14Something I've been meaning to tell you all these years
07:17Well, you know we were young boys when we started together
07:23I've always meant to say to you and never I've had the time
07:27I want to say it now
07:29Lay a wet one on me, big guy
07:33Come on!
07:34No, no, no!
07:35What are you saying?
07:37That's not how I wanted that!
07:39No, no, no
07:42There's too much of that going on
07:43We're coming over the wall!
07:48Here, have some pie
07:49Oh, remember the Alamode
07:54I didn't think I'd have to force myself on you like that
07:56Well, don't!
07:57Remember, we're here to do what we have to do
07:59Remember our motto
08:01Why are you dressed like a French maid?
08:06How do you remember anything?
08:08Confuse the enemy!
08:09Confuse them!
08:09They're just coming!
08:10There's more than coming!
08:11They're expecting us to be wearing buckskins and carrying guns
08:14But who's expecting this?
08:22See, I got that one!
08:23He was looking and not fighting
08:26I don't want people to say that we went down as cowards
08:29I want from generations now
08:31I want when people talk about the alimonia
08:33The alimony
08:34No!
08:35We're not married anymore!
08:38I want them to say remember the alimony!
08:40No!
08:42What do you want them to say?
08:45Forget the alimony!
08:47That marriage is illegal in this state!
08:53But we're dead!
08:55I want people to wake up tomorrow morning
08:57And read that headline in that paper that says
08:58It's time for your sponge bath!
09:03I want them to feel so dirty about this
09:05That they have to clean themselves
09:08I want them to know what we did here today
09:13Whoa!
09:16Now you're just making them mad!
09:19You're right!
09:20We're gonna go out
09:21Click, click!
09:21Uh-oh!
09:23We're gonna go out in a blaze of glory
09:24Pssst!
09:25Oh!
09:27Click, click!
09:28I thought it was empty!
09:29I'm sorry!
09:30Well, that's nice, isn't it?
09:32Thank you!
09:34Thank you!
09:35Let me get you a towel!
09:37Forget the towel!
09:38Oh, I'm not gonna sleep tonight!
09:41Look!
09:42We have no bullets!
09:44Get your knife!
09:46Turn away!
09:53Here, pick this rock
09:56Let's run out
09:56And we'll shout the worst
09:59The most terrifying battle cry
10:01These guys have ever heard
10:02I'm with you
10:03All right, here we go
10:04Shut up and catch the monkey!
10:20Coming up after the break
10:21Some of our favorite bloopers
10:22Plus, Wayne Brady
10:23Gets up close and personal
10:24With a member of our studio audience
10:26When the best of Who's Liners in Any Way
10:28Continues
10:32Welcome back
10:33As we continue with our
10:34Best of Who's Liners in Any Way show
10:36You know, this whole show is improvised
10:38Which is the great thing about it
10:39It means anything can happen
10:40Usually it turns out great
10:41But sometimes it turns out not so great
10:43If you just watch these clips
10:44I'm afraid you're under arrest
10:50Only me in the studio can see it
10:52And Colin and Greg can see it
10:55And he's gonna have to try to guess
10:56That's Ryan
10:57Ryan, what did I say?
10:59Colin
10:59Oh, Ryan, right, right
11:00It's better than Lewis
11:00He's been calling me that for years
11:03Wait a minute, let me give this to you
11:04Colin, are you Jim or Mariah?
11:06Yeah
11:09Oh, we're vastly outnumbered
11:11The scene is
11:25Three campers are preparing for bed
11:27In the woods
11:28On the night of a full
11:31Oh, no
11:32The scene is
11:36Wayne has talked her boyfriend
11:38Colin
11:39Into coming into Ryan's tattoo parlor
11:42See, honey
11:43Don't you feel good
11:44That I talked you into
11:44Coming to this tattoo parlor?
11:46I've already been camping
11:47Under a full moon
12:12I wish I could end every rap song I didn't like with a buzzer
12:17It doesn't work that way at all
12:19You just gotta sit at the red light
12:21Until it's time to go
12:23Colin, extra 500 points to you
12:35More ale, wench
12:51Let's go on to a game called scene to wrap
12:52This is for
12:54What?
12:55Did we forget to pay the rent or something?
12:59As long as there's been men in tights
13:03Sorry, I was just picturing it
13:07Africa is a big country
13:09Just by India there
13:10Madagascar is an island off the site
13:13It's also a big continent if you're a geographer
13:22I couldn't help it, Drew
13:23I know
13:25I know
13:25I said country instead of continent
13:27I can't read the cards
13:30The title for Drew Carey's second book
13:35The difference between continents and countries
13:43Africa is a continent
13:44Africa is a continent
13:45Africa is a continent
13:46Yeah, yeah, yeah
13:48You know, if I had to pick one moment on the show
13:50Where things really got under hand
13:51It was really great
13:52It was during a game called Party Quirks
13:54When Wayne Brady almost ruined some poor woman's life
13:57But she was a really good sport about it
13:58So watch this and you'll find out what happened
14:01Come on in
14:02Do-do-do-do-do-do-do
14:03Oh, what am I saying?
14:04Do-do-do-do-do-do-do
14:05Do-do-do-do-do
14:07It's ruined
14:15Well, try the dip while you're down there
14:18Come on in
14:19Join my party, Kyle
14:20Thanks
14:29How's that?
14:36So I've got some roaches
14:38It's not a problem
14:39Come on in
14:45Welcome
14:45Welcome to my party
14:46I'm so glad you can make it
14:48Oh my
15:01You guys are fun
15:04Oh my
15:15Oh
15:36I'm sorry
15:38I'm sorry
15:48Okay, all right
15:58All right
16:04Okay, yes like
16:07King Kong movie get out of my house
16:13It seems to me like you hate the people downstairs
16:23You're a slow-motion football player
16:40Hey, who wants to have Wayne Brady lift their dress up on national TV?
16:49Show my underwear, mine
16:51I want them to see my underwear
16:53Good thing you listen to your mother, huh?
16:59All right
17:01It's like a bad high school dream
17:05We're a good one
17:06People are
17:08What's your name?
17:10Melissa, okay
17:11Not anymore
17:12Yeah
17:15Don't see that on friends
17:16Yeah
17:17No you don't
17:19No you don't
17:21Thank you Melissa
17:33Thank you Melissa
17:34You know some people would have loved it end just there but not Ryan Stiles
17:37See what happened to the very next game was a hoedown about cop shows
17:42Oh
17:43Oh boy those cop shows they give me such a fright
17:46And it seems like they are on every single night
17:49Sure you can watch them if you really want to scare
17:54Thursdays at 8 you can see Melissa's underwear
17:57Oh man
18:00Oh man
18:01Oh man
18:03Oh man
18:04Oh man
18:05Oh man
18:06Oh man
18:08Oh man
18:09Oh man
18:09Oh man
18:09Okay Ryan still wasn't through
18:10Later in the evening we did another hoedown
18:12Ironically about censorship
18:14Shit
18:15I hate it when they cut it
18:16Boy they're such a snob
18:18But I guess in a way
18:20That is just their job
18:21They sit backstage and they act all snooty
18:25But I hope they don't cut Melissa's nice tight booty
18:34Now that Ryan's in his country's groove
18:36Watch as he takes the dull subject of traffic
18:38And turns it into comedy gold one more time
18:40Talking about traffic it is boring all the time
18:44It's hard to think about
18:46Something that'll rhyme
18:48Traffic oh who cares
18:50It's got no kind of class
18:52Once again I gotta mention Melissa's ass
19:05Coming up Brad and Colin let their fantasies get the best of them
19:09And the best of who's items are anyway continues
19:16Welcome back to the best of who's items are anyway
19:20You know still coming up tonight
19:22We'll show you more of the moments
19:24The censor made us take out the first time around
19:26But first here's some stuff that we couldn't believe
19:27They let us keep in the first time
19:30What we need from the audience is an unlikely place
19:32For a film noir scene
19:35Burger joint
19:36Okay fast food place
19:37We'll do that
19:38We'll do fast food burger place
19:41And whenever you're ready go ahead
19:46I'd been searching for the Maltese burger for three years
19:51All clues finally led to this place in the middle of nowhere
19:55It was time for me to get it
19:59Hi I'll have some fries
20:01What's the noise?
20:02Who's the noise?
20:06I'm coming for the alarm
20:07I'm coming for the alarm
20:11I'm coming for the alarm
20:12I'm coming for the alarm
20:17Sorry, the speaker's broken
20:27You wanted fries?
20:28Yeah
20:29You wanted fries with that?
20:34He was playing me like he'd play a fish
20:42I can't make it much clearer than that
20:45It was then I noticed the sesame seeds on his shirt
20:50See, you got some seeds there
20:52Ha ha!
20:54The Maltese burger
20:55I guess you got me
20:58Oh, I knew who he was
21:00A disgruntled employee who had worked here five years ago
21:04I couldn't forget that face
21:05He used to bob for fries
21:15I guess it's all yours
21:17You got me
21:22It all seemed too easy
21:24Way too easy
21:26That's when he did something totally unexpected
21:30Something so crazy and wild
21:33It took me totally by surprise
21:35Even though it was kind of funny
21:37It still was really weird
22:07I think that's the first time I've ever kissed him
22:09It was very nice
22:10Thank you
22:12Wow
22:13Pressman?
22:20Please welcome
22:21Carl Turkeybaester
22:22Carl
22:23I would just
22:27I'm sorry ladies and gentlemen
22:28I can't go through this
22:29I mean I can't go through this pretense
22:30Too often
22:31Are people shackled by the conventions of clothes
22:35Nudity is where is that people?
22:37Feel free
22:38You may want to pull back the camera
22:44Remember
22:44Whether you're from there
22:46Or from there
22:47All across this great nation
22:53Careful
23:00Thanks
23:01Thanks
23:03These damn seats are vinyl
23:32Speaking of hot and sticky
23:34Let's go to the weather
23:37Franklin?
23:38Thank you very much Brad
23:41I've actually forgot my pointer today
23:43Would you mind?
23:46You wouldn't mind?
23:48Please
23:51We've got some sun moving in over the western Washington area
23:55Coming down into Oregon over the weekend
24:00Up there in the lanes
24:01We've got some sun coming in
24:04Coming up after the break
24:05The guys
24:06Drive me a little
24:06When the best of Who's Line is it anyway
24:08Continues
24:13Welcome back to the best of Who's Line is it anyway
24:15For regular viewers of the show
24:17You know that we make fun of Colin Mochrie quite a bit
24:19Because well
24:19He's bald
24:22We put some of the highlights together
24:23Watch now as Colin
24:25Takes some shots to the head
24:27Colin I remember when you left the studio
24:29You had hair
24:34Yeah what do you mean by that stick boy
24:36Well
24:40Hello
24:41I'm Colin Mochrie
24:46Have you been to Canada?
24:51And I knew he wasn't here for a haircut
24:53And even if he was
24:55It wasn't going to take long
25:01Now sometimes on the show
25:02Colin plays a news reporter
25:04In a game called News Flash
25:05Where he stands in front of a green screen
25:06And has to guess what bizarre images were showing behind him
25:08What he didn't know
25:09Was that we were about to show
25:11The most bizarre images of all
25:13Now what goes on here
25:14Is that Colin
25:15Right behind Colin
25:16All he can see is green
25:16It's called a green screen
25:17And no matter how hard he looks at it
25:19All he ever sees is green
25:20But on the studio monitor
25:21And at home
25:22We can see what's behind him
25:23And he has to try to guess
25:25What's behind him
25:26And you guys are going to try
25:27To give him hints
25:27So whenever you're ready
25:28Go ahead and go
25:30There seems to be some activity out there
25:32And we've got our man on the scene
25:33Colin
25:34To tell us all about
25:35Colin
25:50Colin
25:51Can you hear us?
25:53Pardon?
25:53I have never seen anything like that
25:55In my entire life
25:57Me neither
25:57I've been staring at this
26:02I have been looking at this
26:03For the last five hours
26:05And I just can't take my eyes off it
26:09It's a sad, sad sight indeed
26:11Colin
26:11It certainly is
26:12How did it start?
26:14It all started with a badly timed
26:16Bald joke
26:24And then let's just
26:26Hold on to this
26:28Colin
26:29Yes
26:29Have they made any plans?
26:31Is there any way to get rid of this thing?
26:35Well
26:37There are a couple of scientists
26:39Working on a formula
26:40That has
26:42That involved
26:43I don't think there's any
26:46Any way to get rid of it at all
26:50Colin
26:50Yes
26:51Are these things capable of reproducing?
26:57Maybe
26:59Like around
27:02I'm afraid to get close enough to find out
27:04Wow
27:09Now I notice you're not wearing sunglasses
27:12To help you with that incredible shine
27:23Yeah
27:26Although many people are
27:28Because of the incredible beauty
27:29Of what is happening behind
27:36Oh
27:37The beauty
27:38The beauty
27:52It's the best one ever
27:55Colin
27:55What is behind you?
27:57I hope it's me with my clothes on
27:59Yes it is
28:01Yes it is
28:02Yes it is
28:08Don't think the Colin's the only one that gets ripped on around here
28:10There's another innocent victim
28:11Who gets more than his fair share
28:17I love you so very much
28:20But I've had too many meatballs
28:24No look
28:26No look
28:27No look
28:27No no no
28:28No no no
28:28No no no
28:29No really
28:29No no no
28:30Wait wait wait
28:31No no no
28:31Wait wait
28:31Seriously look
28:32Look look look
28:33Look look
28:33Look I can
28:47Strange causes to raise money for
28:50Get Drew Carey a third show
28:57Naked photos you wouldn't want to see on the internet
29:02C-A-R-E-Y
29:23I just heard that Vegas just went broke
29:26Apparently it's because of just one single bloke
29:30I never thought that they'd ever see this date
29:34But that's what happens when Drew Carey eats buffet
29:37Drew Carey eats buffet
29:46Come on back for the break
29:48The best of Who's Line Is It Anyway?
29:50Uncensored
29:54Welcome back to the best of Who's Line Is It Anyway?
29:58Well we reached that moment of a promise in y'all's show
30:00Because here comes more of the hot stuff
30:01That our hard-working TV censors wouldn't let us show you the first time around
30:04But now for some reason we can
30:06Why?
30:07Who knows
30:07The censors are crazy
30:09It all starts with this game
30:10Where the performers can only talk in song titles
30:14It's a bitsy-bitsy-teeny-weeny yellow puck without the key
30:21One-eyed one-horned flying purple people in
30:29Hair
30:35Shaft
30:42What Santa left under Bill Clinton's tree
30:56Stain remover
31:02So what you're telling me is I've got crabs
31:06Unwelcome dishes at a church potluck dinner
31:10Crap on a stick
31:14You see, call this way and give a bunch of people the finger at the same time
31:19World's worst way to begin the State of the Union address
31:23My fellow Americans
31:26You okay under there?
31:32Look at the size of my testicles
31:37Drew Carey's butt is so warm
31:41Ain't nobody like a Drew Carey booty
31:55Carey to get laid?
31:59You ought to see my snowballs
32:04It's true
32:04I'm a foot long
32:08If we're going down
32:10We're gonna go down together
32:17Looks like someone likes head
32:32I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day
32:36When I open up the door, kids and mothers run away
32:40I have no costume
32:42I don't care in the land
32:44I open up the door
32:45I've got my penis in my head
32:57Well, gee, I hope the kids are watching
33:02You know, in each show I play a game with the cast
33:04This one's called Three-Headed Broadway Star
33:06Where you have to make up a song one word at a time
33:08And as you'll see, it's not as easy as it looks
33:12Let me get right over here in the middle
33:14And what we're gonna do
33:14We're gonna do a little game called Three-Headed Broadway Star
33:17What happens is we get to get
33:18We're gonna be like a weird three-headed Broadway star
33:20And we're gonna sing a song from
33:23Name, make up a name of a big Broadway hit musical
33:28What?
33:29My favorite shoe, my favorite shoe
33:31Good for you for making up one
33:32My favorite shoe
33:32And name the big hit love song from my favorite shoe
33:37You got soul
33:37You got soul
33:39You're right on the ball
33:41One guy paying attention in the whole room
33:43Okay, here's the big hit love song
33:45You've got soul from the Broadway musical
33:47Something About a Shoe
33:56You are my soul
34:00Mate
34:01Mate
34:03I can't
34:03I can't
34:04Hardly
34:05Believe
34:06I can't
34:09I can't
34:10I can't
34:15Can't
34:17Love
34:18Me
34:20You
34:22You
34:22Are
34:23My
34:24Soul
34:25Mace
34:26Baby
34:27Lace
34:29Up
34:30My
34:31Shoe
34:33And take me on a
34:35Oh, sorry, one word in it
34:36What?
34:37What?
34:38What?
34:38She's so beautiful
34:38She's so beautiful
34:44I love you
34:45So
34:48Can't
34:49You
34:50What?
34:55Ha
34:55Ha
34:56I
34:58Am
34:59No, my girl, because she's so cute
35:43You know, the cast and I and the producers, everybody here, we have a lot of fun making the show
35:46And if you don't believe us, watch this and ask yourself if you have as much fun where you work
35:51Thanks for watching, we'll see you next time
36:00Lord Almighty, I feel my temperature rising
36:07Higher and higher, it's burning through to my soul
36:13Girl, girl, girl, girl, you're gonna set me on fire, girl
36:19My brain is blaming, I don't know which way to go
36:26Cause your kisses lift me higher
36:29Like the sweet song of a riot
36:32Like my morning sky, we're burning in love
36:39It's coming close, the veins are not nicking my body
36:46Won't you help me, I feel like I'm slipping away
36:52Cause your kisses lift me higher
36:55Like the sweet song of a choir
36:59You're like my morning sky, we're burning in love
37:04Burning in love
37:06I'm just a hunk, a hunk of burning in love
37:10I'm just a hunk, a hunk of burning in love
37:12Oh
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