00:08I know you're up to it
00:12Mikey
00:13It's me
00:15Why don't we sort this out once and for all
00:17So what else?
00:18I've got your number
00:20Are you suggesting a fight or a date?
00:23You don't scare me
00:24Are you sure?
00:26You look pretty scared
00:27I know about those chisels
00:29What chisels?
00:31Jason's chisels
00:32The ones he had off Charlie Stubbs
00:33Oh, those chisels
00:36And what do you know about those chisels?
00:38Don't play the innocent with me
00:40I know you've got designs on my girlfriend as well
00:43I am not stupid
00:45Yes you are
00:46And I'll give you an example
00:49Jason was telling me earlier about you and Andy
00:51What about me and Andy?
00:53You know, I went pretending to be your son
00:55They're nasty little swine
00:57But now you're kipping on his sofa
00:59I'm in his spare room
01:01I can't decide which of you is the more pathetic
01:03I'd have kicked him right back where he came from
01:06Yeah, well we've managed to resolve our differences
01:08You big sap
01:10Kipping on his sofa
01:12After everything he's done to you
01:13He can have packed lunch after he took you for a fool
01:16You can mock me
01:17Oh, I will mock you
01:19Don't you worry
01:20It's difficult to do anything but
01:23I will have the last laugh
01:24You mark my words
01:26Alia must be out of her mind
01:28Yeah, well
01:31Michael
01:47Look
01:48No hands
01:51Ah, I wish I'd have had me phone out
01:59You've been framed for a good money for this sort of thing
02:03Yeah
02:04You certainly put the prats back into proffole, pal
02:07I'll give you that
02:08What say you do it again?
02:10I'll record it
02:11I'll even share the...
02:13Michael!
02:15Michael!
02:16What's happened?
02:17He's got a pain in his chest and he just went down
02:19Michael!
02:20Talk to me
02:22Don't just stand there, Jason
02:23Call an ambulance
02:24He needs to be in hospital
02:29Don't you worry, Michael
02:33Oh, no, Michael
02:35He's okay, love
02:36They're really looking after him and he's talking
02:38Is it his heart?
02:40Sounds like it, Mum
02:41What have you been doing?
02:43Sorry
02:44What happened?
02:45He had a shock with his heart thing
02:47He then collapsed
02:48You sorry, did you?
02:49Well, Pat did
02:50Hey, Pat, so what brought that on then, eh?
02:52Well, he just...
02:53He barged in here, shouting the odds
02:54Came storming up to me
02:56Grabbed his chest and...
02:57He fell
02:58Just like that
02:59Is that a Tommy Cooper impression?
03:01Or an accusation?
03:02You tell me
03:04He's not an angry man
03:05He was tonight
03:06Oh, you silly thing
03:09Sorry
03:11I didn't do anything except raise the alarm
03:14I know, don't worry about it
03:16Fingers crossed
03:16Michael's gonna be all right
03:20Yeah
03:25What's he doing here?
03:26Oh, please
03:27Let's not start all that again
03:28Maybe it's better if I went
03:30Yeah
03:30And just kept on flaming going
03:32We don't need you here
03:33We don't want you here
03:35Michael
03:36It's all right
03:36It is not all right
03:39He might be able to pull the wool over your eyes
03:41But I can see him for what he really is
03:43And I'm telling you, it's not...
03:44It's...
03:45Michael
03:45Are you all right?
03:46Just breathe
03:48Get...
03:49Get a doctor, quick
03:50Just relax
03:53So, what was it?
03:54I think the chest pain must have been stress-related
03:57It's very important you try to remain calm
03:59Easier said than done sometimes, doctor
04:01I'm serious, Michael
04:02You must avoid any undue agitation
04:06If you could all bear that in mind, please
04:11Michael, that's my cue to go
04:13No
04:14Wait
04:15You and me aren't finished yet
04:16I thought you didn't want me
04:18Come on, make up your flame of mind
04:19There's something you need to know about him
04:21Look, I don't know what I've ever done to you
04:24But this is starting to get embarrassing, is
04:26I think you should just go, mate
04:28He's been robbing from you
04:29How much more of this have I got to take?
04:31He stole your chisels
04:33Chisels?
04:34Yeah
04:35The ones that belong to that mate of his that died
04:37And he'll back me up
04:39I overheard him trying to flog him over the phone
04:41Then he, uh...
04:43Then he wrapped him up in a bundle
04:45I wasn't aware I was being spied on
04:47Obviously
04:49And that's not an answer
04:50No, it's not
04:51So I don't answer to you
04:53Look, Pat, um...
04:55I can't believe I'm asking you this
04:56No
04:58Neither can I
05:00Look, don't go
05:01I'd better, love
05:02Before I do something he regrets
05:08Watch me, Uncle
05:09Roll there, take a look
05:10It's all right, I trust you
05:11I insist
05:15I don't understand it
05:16They were all, uh...
05:17Yeah, rust and away
05:17I've got a mate who specialises in restoring old tools
05:21Maybe I should have taken you to him instead of calling the ambulance
05:24What is happening here?
05:25This was meant to be a surprise for Jason
05:27I didn't think his friend Charlie would appreciate his tools rusting away
05:31So I had them scrubbed, sharpened, and oiled
05:35I'm no thief
05:36No, no, not so fast
05:38Andy heard you haggling on the phone
05:40What the bloke who does the work
05:42He's a mate, but he doesn't do it for love
05:44Simply trying to knock him down on the price
05:47Oh, you're good, I'll give you that
05:49But that's not what he heard, is it, Andy?
05:51I don't know, it could have been
05:51Oh, of course it is
05:55Look, mate, I'm...
05:57I'm sorry I even doubted you
05:58Yeah, me too
06:00And I'm sorry I jumped to the wrong conclusion
06:01I was pushed, more like
06:03Michael
06:04Yeah, well, I'm sure there's still something...
06:06Just apologise, will you?
06:08You made a big enough show of yourself
06:10All right
06:12If I made a mistake, then...
06:15Sorry
06:16Oh, come on, that's not a proper show
06:17Yeah, it's all right
06:18Even when I'm choking again
06:21Apology accepted
06:22You take better care of your chisels
06:24Can't be outside
06:28Come a cardiologist
06:29I'm not going to argue with the doctor
06:31There's been enough unnecessary upset for one day
06:33I know what I'm talking about, love
06:35Pat Phelan is not all that he seems to be
06:38And what do you seem to be?
06:40Because from where I'm sitting
06:41It's jealous, paranoid and above all, stupid
06:45You're going to drive yourself into an early grave carrying on
06:48I'm just trying to protect you
06:50I don't need protecting
06:51All right
06:52So if that's your reason, stop
06:54Please, stop it
06:55We need to make a move now
06:57They're shooting people out
06:59I thought he'd gone
07:00Pat's giving me a lift
07:02Which is very kind of him, considering
07:04See you in the morning
07:14Don't you worry, Michael
07:16I take good care of her
07:17I'm going to make a move now
07:21What's up and use it?
07:24Okay, let's keep going
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