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Off Campus Episode 6
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00:02Happy Thanksgiving!
00:04Happy Thanksgiving, dorks.
00:10I didn't see ya.
00:30Welsie?
00:34Welsie?
01:00We can make it happen at my sex morning.
01:03What the fuck?
01:06You again.
01:07No, not me again. You again.
01:10Are you seriously hooking up on top of me?
01:12Well, this is my house.
01:13Yeah, where you presumably have a room.
01:15It's you from the bathroom.
01:17Yes, we've established it's me.
01:18Did you follow me? I was here first.
01:21Well, it's not my fault you won't leave me alone.
01:22Well, it's not my fault you can't survive two seconds without sticking your dick in someone.
01:26Oh.
01:26No offense.
01:28All good.
01:29I take offense.
01:30No one asked you.
01:31You know, we don't really need him.
01:33You wanna go back to mine?
01:35Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
01:36She's leaving in a second and...
01:46Happy now?
01:48A little bit.
01:52Whatever.
01:56I'm going outside.
02:10So you're breaking up with your boyfriend?
02:12What?
02:13I'm not breaking up with him.
02:18You want to, though.
02:23You guys have been together since your freshman year.
02:25On and off.
02:26But now you're not sure about your future because the dude's gonna move to Vermont and be a boring insurance
02:31salesman.
02:32And you...
02:33You wanna act.
02:34I don't...
02:37How?
02:39You told pretty much everyone tonight at karaoke.
02:44Oh, my God.
02:49Okay, so what are you gonna do?
02:52I don't know.
02:53I don't know.
02:54This...
02:54This whole thing.
03:01I just...
03:03My dad gave up so much to be there for my mom when she...
03:08And I know that meant everything to her.
03:13Her relationship was beautiful.
03:17And I want that.
03:21But...
03:22You don't wanna move to Vermont?
03:24No.
03:25Okay.
03:26So...
03:27What do you want, Allie?
03:30I guess...
03:32I wanna be in love.
03:35But I don't want that to make it impossible for me to, like, move to L.A.
03:39Or take a show to Edinburgh.
03:41Work my ass off on Broadway, you know?
03:44I wanna be able to do it all.
03:46Even though I know it's more likely I'll succeed at none of it.
03:51It's dumb.
03:53Hell no.
03:54That's not dumb.
03:56If that's what you want, go after it.
03:58People who care about you will understand.
04:00And if they don't, they're not your people.
04:04Okay.
04:05Which one of your exes taught you to be so insightful?
04:09I don't have any exes.
04:11It's...
04:12The weed.
04:13Wait, what?
04:14Dean De Laurentiis has never had a girlfriend?
04:17I like being the casual sex guy. It's easy.
04:21I have heard you're easy.
04:28I'm Six Flags, baby.
04:31Everybody wants a ride.
04:32They come for a good time.
04:33Not a long time.
04:34And that's fine by me.
04:36Is it?
04:48Looking at it, we'll make them text.
04:50No.
04:51No, you're so right here.
04:52Save me from myself.
04:58What?
04:59What are you...
05:00When you break up with this guy, which you will, you're gonna want a fun ride to distract you.
05:07Call me.
05:10Sorry, dude.
05:11I don't do roller coasters.
05:14Sorry, dude.
05:14I don't do roller coasters.
05:18Sorry, dude.
05:38No, she's gonna do roller coasters.
05:53But I don't do roller coasters.
05:54But I am just trying to get an old roller coasters.
05:54Oh, my gosh.
05:58Oh, my gosh.
06:03Well, hello.
06:05I know.
06:05Well, you said I wouldn't call.
06:09And yet?
06:11And yet.
06:13You're calling.
06:16I broke up with Sean.
06:21I'm sorry.
06:23No, you're not.
06:25No, I'm not.
06:29I really want to call him.
06:31But you called me instead.
06:33I did.
06:35You lied.
06:38About what?
06:41You like roller coasters.
06:44No.
06:47I fucking love roller coasters.
07:06I just broke up with Sean.
07:08And I can't hurt his feelings.
07:11This is a one-time thing.
07:15Tell no one.
07:16I got it.
07:18I got it.
07:20I got it.
07:28I got it.
07:41Okay, this is the last time.
07:56Okay, this is the last time.
08:13I got it.
08:35I'm sorry. I just need it. Yeah, no, it's fine, man. Just just go, okay
09:00I just think this is really important to Garrett that this goes well. That's what relationships are for, honey bun.
09:06Supporting each other. Helping each other grow as people. It can all be about sex and fun.
09:14Shit, bus almost here. Gotta go. Well, no, Garrett can just drive you. It's fine. I love a bus. You
09:21hate a bus. It's fine. Love you. Happy Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving.
09:44All roads lead back to Dean. This is just a ride. Allie, this is... Bo Maxwell. Yeah. Joanna Maxwell's little
09:52brother. Oh, yeah. You know Joe?
09:53Well, I don't know her know her, but I know her in the way that she's like a god who
09:57walks among us. She booked a Lynn Nottage play like a week after graduating, and now she's in Dea's Understudy
10:02and Oleana on Broadway. Joanna Maxwell's like iconic.
10:05You're allowed to just call her Joanna. You know that. Okay, sorry. I bet you're so sick of theater talk.
10:11What are you kidding? You're looking at the guy who skipped his midterm to go see J. Groff and Merrilee.
10:15No way. Do these fit on you? Don't get them started. So much. I was in like the sixth row.
10:21Shut up. Okay, favorite musical of all time. Three, two, one. In the Heights. Fuck off. Stop. You guys just
10:28met. Okay, okay, okay. Second favorite. Three, two, one. Little Shop.
10:32Oh, my God, you guys. What'd you say? What?
10:41Oh, my God. Oh, my God, you guys. What is this? Hell? You're receiving an education.
10:47Hell, stop right there. That's Hell's Lies. What is this? What?
10:51You may be perfect for a blonde, but I'm not that blonde. I may be in love, but I'm not
10:55stupid lady. I got eyes. Oh, my God.
10:58Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Sorry, I'm a mistake.
11:01Corey, take your break. No, no, no, no, no. Just ignore her. She hasn't done it.
11:04Hey, hey, hey. Don't listen to him, Allie, all right? Dean was indoctrinated by Joanna just like the rest of
11:09us.
11:09What? I don't know what you mean by that. Yeah, you do.
11:12Dean, are you sick? Absolutely not. No, Dean was more of a dancer.
11:16Stop. Stop. Please tell me there's a video. Oh, there's a video.
11:19I will kill you.
11:27Okay, the sunglasses are too good.
11:28Why were there sunglasses, you ask? No reason. No reason at all.
11:31Okay. Well, you are sending this to me.
11:34No, you're not, obviously. You'd arrive back Friday.
11:36Do I get to DJ? Hell, yeah, you get to DJ.
11:38As long as you exclusively play songs, it'll make the invisible.
11:42On second thought, I think you should take the bus.
11:44Oh, no, no, no. Don't listen to him, Allie. He can hitchhike to New York.
11:49Why? I'll be holding the light. I'll be holding the light.
11:56See you Friday.
12:01Are you alone now? Can we talk about Aunt Kathy's new British accent?
12:04And she goes by Kiera now. It's like a whole thing.
12:08Wasn't she in London for like a week?
12:14Al?
12:14Huh? Um, no. Yeah, totally.
12:17Uh, okay. What's going on?
12:20No, nothing. It's just like everyone's over.
12:24Hey, Allie Hayes, I can hear your nails. Who are you texting?
12:27What? Nobody.
12:29It's Shawn. You're backsliding.
12:31I am not.
12:32Hey, it's okay.
12:33It's my dad. He, um, he can't find the remote again.
12:37He, uh, I swear he has ADHD, but his generation's undiagnosable.
12:41Oh, okay, okay.
12:43Okay, I should probably go help.
12:46Love you, miss you. Gobble, gobble.
13:07Hey.
13:09Happy Thanksgiving.
13:13Cute.
13:15Yeah, my dad gets me one every year.
13:20Holy shit.
13:23I mean, I kind of hate you, but...
13:27Holy fucking shit.
13:30Thanks?
13:37Well, I mean, seriously, it's like Gwyneth Paltrow's AD tour in the Guggenheim at a baby.
13:47You said this wasn't a date.
13:48It's not.
13:50Feels like a date.
13:51It's not.
13:51It's not.
13:52It's a good bottle of wine my parents won't miss.
13:55Happy Thanksgiving.
13:58Happy Thanksgiving.
13:59Happy Thanksgiving.
14:04Okay.
14:06Do you want the tour?
14:07Is it gonna make me hate you more?
14:11Probably.
14:12Yeah, your sister's closet is the size of my bedroom.
14:15I could literally live in it.
14:16I don't know why one person needs so many vintage bags.
14:19Usually we have a Basquiat there, but it's on loan to the Whitney.
14:27Okay.
14:28Let's see it.
14:30What?
14:32Your big move.
14:33Grand finale.
14:35I don't know what you're talking about.
14:40Fine.
14:42There's a piano in the den, and I usually end the tour there, and I talk about the piano,
14:47and then they ask if I play, and then I say, kind of.
14:52Ah, kind of.
14:53Exactly.
14:54Then I sit down and I play Mad World.
14:57Mad World?
14:57It's the only song I know, and it works.
15:00It works, okay?
15:01Yeah, can you be normal?
15:03It's just me.
15:04I am being normal.
15:05No, you're not.
15:07What would you be doing if I wasn't here?
15:15You play chess by yourself?
15:17I had to get better than Summer.
15:18She's a chaos monster.
15:20My dad taught us when we were little.
15:22It was a family tradition.
15:24That's sweet.
15:26It's cutthroat.
15:29Where is your family now?
15:31St. Barts.
15:32We have a place here.
15:35Sounds terrible.
15:36Mm-hmm.
15:36Doesn't it?
15:37Mm-hmm.
15:38You know, I'm so glad Jensen's making this practice on Friday,
15:40because otherwise I'd be, you know,
15:42I'd be laying on a beach.
15:44Mm-hmm.
15:44Day drinking with Nick,
15:46and destroying Summer and beach volleyball.
15:48God.
15:49You lead a tough life dealer in us.
15:51The worst.
15:57Sorry you can't be with your family, though.
16:00Seems like you miss them.
16:03I'm not good to be here with you.
16:06Also.
16:10Shit.
16:11Come on.
16:12Never, ever let the enemy distract you.
16:19Kate?
16:23Guys.
16:32You wait.
16:33Time for facing vids.
16:34It doesn't let anybody come up with you.
16:34We do love to work.
16:34sencillo decision.
16:35You.
16:35Oh, my-
16:35It doesn't matter.
16:40You know, have a way about me,
16:41It can't be nice.
16:41This game is a little bit way.
17:03Never let the enemy distract you.
17:13We'll take them back the way we used to feel.
17:22Mama want you, but the boys like me were set to break your heart.
17:29Ain't that true.
17:33I wish you listened to your friends when they had told you to break apart.
17:43It's never too late to make love, but I don't wanna have to make up.
17:53It's never too late to make love, but I don't wanna have to make up.
18:00No, I don't wanna have to make up.
18:04It's never too late to make love, but I don't wanna have to make up.
18:10No, I don't wanna have to make up.
18:13No, I don't wanna have to make up.
18:20I don't wanna have to make up.
18:37Be honest, how many of your neighbors have seen you butt naked?
18:43Literally all of them.
18:50Sorry, it's the guys.
18:52Take it.
18:54Seriously?
18:59Hello?
19:00Hey!
19:01What are you?
19:02Are you already asleep?
19:03It's called Trip to Fan, motherfuckers.
19:05Where are you?
19:06In fucking New York on Thanksgiving.
19:10Yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:15Yep, okay.
19:16Well, at least I'm not freezing my ass off at the rink.
19:18Uh, somebody check my ass off, please.
19:21I'll take a look.
19:22I've discovered no job.
19:24Dean, do you never have a shirt on?
19:26Well, Dean, don't stick to the level.
19:29Happy Thanksgiving!
19:30Oh my God!
19:32Happy Thanksgiving, dorks.
19:39Well...
19:40I didn't see you.
19:44This just must be a one-time thing.
19:47I mean, I can't a stupid happy, and Garrett's your friend.
19:49I can't mess that up.
19:50How is this messing it up?
19:51By making her thing about me.
19:53She deserves this.
19:55And the second people find out we're...
19:58They're gonna ask what this is.
19:59No, no.
20:00No one's gonna ask that.
20:01They're not gonna ask you that.
20:05People are gonna talk, and Sean will find out, and I can't hurt him.
20:09I called you, what, 36 hours after I broke up with him?
20:14That's less than 48.
20:15Oh my God!
20:16I fucked you less than 48 hours after breaking up with Sean.
20:19We had fun.
20:20We were safe.
20:20We didn't hurt anyone.
20:21Yeah.
20:22So let's keep it that way.
20:24Ali, come on.
20:26I'm sorry.
20:27I have to go.
20:29Ali.
20:29There you stood behind your glasses.
20:35There you stood.
20:37There you stood.
20:38Regret the past, but.
20:41Regretting all the things that passed, but.
20:44Hey.
20:46How was practice?
20:47It was fine.
20:48How are you?
20:49Good.
20:51I didn't, uh, practice this downstairs.
20:53No, stay.
20:54I'm just gonna close my eyes.
20:58There you stood behind your glasses.
21:03In a hazy, yellow world.
21:07Alone enough for me to ask just.
21:11Alone enough to feel the heart that glow.
21:18Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.
21:21The glow of star-born eyes reflect the sky.
21:28Until I find I'm sinking into your yellow, yellow haze,
21:42Linkering as you pour
21:49Why'd you stop?
21:50You're exhausted.
21:51No, I like listening to you sing.
21:53I like playing for you.
21:55What do you think?
21:56You sound beautiful.
21:58How about the song?
21:59The lyrics?
22:06You hate it.
22:07No, no, I don't.
22:09At all.
22:09I really like the melody.
22:12I just...
22:13I don't get it.
22:14I mean, well, maybe I'm just tired.
22:16No, no, it's okay.
22:17I don't get it either.
22:19What exactly is a yellow haze?
22:21Justin said something about the aura of falling in love.
22:24Oh.
22:25Is it getting worse?
22:26Well, have you talked to him about it?
22:28Yeah, I thought I could fix it,
22:30but, I mean, the showcase is in two weeks,
22:32and my gut is telling me you should just start over.
22:35I just can't figure out how to tell Justin
22:37his lyrics aren't working.
22:38Well, have you tried?
22:39Hey, asshole, this isn't working.
22:41Right?
22:42No.
22:43No.
22:44Never had a problem giving me shit.
22:45Yeah, well, this is different.
22:46This is his art.
22:48This is your art, too.
22:49And your showcase piece.
22:54You've got this.
22:55I believe in you.
23:01Justin, her song fucking sucks,
23:04and we're gonna lose the showcase.
23:06Ooh, you've got a winner here.
23:07Sounds so bad, so bad.
23:10Actually, you know what?
23:11Usually I like you and you sing, but...
23:12Oh, Garrett hates my singing, but it's okay,
23:15because he loves me.
23:17Yeah, I do.
23:27I...
23:29I love you, Elsie.
23:38I love you, too.
24:03You guys said I love you?
24:05You know, if you would have told me six months ago
24:08that I'd be hot and single,
24:10and you'd be abandoning me to go spend the night
24:12with Garrett Graham, I'd...
24:16Okay, I'm the worst.
24:18Being this happy when you're in a crisis,
24:20I'm unpacking.
24:20No, no, no, no, no.
24:22You're in love.
24:23Go be in love.
24:24You were texting Sean over Thanksgiving.
24:26You miss him.
24:28Actually, I was not.
24:30He's been giving me space.
24:32And that's freaking you out?
24:35Surprisingly, no.
24:36I'm enjoying the space.
24:39Well, that's great.
24:40Totally.
24:41Totally.
24:44Except if I'm enjoying the space,
24:46then that means I'm a terrible, shitty person
24:48who hurts someone she supposedly loved
24:51and then just moves on.
24:58This is about your mom.
25:02She said never give up on love.
25:05And when she got sick,
25:07my dad was there for her, you know?
25:09Like, every step of the way.
25:11Even when it got so hard.
25:13So then do I just call it quits with Sean
25:15because I'm not willing to put in the work?
25:20Did I give up on love?
25:22Of course not.
25:23If Sean's not the great love of your life,
25:25that's okay.
25:26You'll find another great love.
25:30Or, I mean, hear me out.
25:34A fling.
25:35Okay.
25:38Flings have just not been super successful
25:40for you, historically speaking.
25:42No, what are you talking about?
25:43I can fling.
25:45I can.
25:46Remember after the second Sean breakup?
25:48All those dates with frat boys
25:50who didn't believe in soap?
25:53Yeah, okay, well, maybe that was my mistake.
25:56I don't need to date someone.
25:57I just need a distraction.
26:00The fuck, buddy.
26:02Okay, you know I love you.
26:04And I think you're perfect.
26:05And I will support you no matter what.
26:07But you, Allie Hayes, are a card-carrying member.
26:11I know, I'm a team boyfriend.
26:13Team boyfriend.
26:14You like snuggling and inside jokes.
26:17You want to tell a guy about your day
26:19and meet his mom
26:19and watch him run a 5K
26:22and then complain about having to watch him run a 5K.
26:25It's a really stupid length for a race.
26:28Hey, look, this stuff with Sean is hard.
26:30But whether you move on
26:32or you get back together with him
26:34bottom line is
26:35I'm here for you.
26:37I'm team Allie.
26:39Just know that and believe that.
26:41Totally ignore this giant duffel
26:44I am packing to abandon you
26:46yet again.
26:47You're not abandoning me.
26:49You're going to have super hot sex
26:52all night with a guy who loves you.
26:56But you're not taking that.
26:58It's mine.
27:05Yeah, maybe All You Can Eat
27:06was not my most romantic idea.
27:09Wellesie, saw you guys on Fifth Line.
27:12It's Jules.
27:13They're everywhere.
27:14Like God.
27:15We're supposed to be on a date.
27:17Oh, wow, you really splurged, G.
27:19This one was my treat.
27:20Oh, then rescinded.
27:24So, how was y'all's break?
27:27First time eating Papa Graham, right?
27:28Yeah, it was, it was fun.
27:34Yeah.
27:36Family sucks.
27:37Um, did you at least get that signed jersey
27:40for the Hurricanes fundraiser?
27:41That Phil Graham merch room is legit.
27:43Uh, not this year.
27:46Uh, what's the Hurricanes?
27:48It's a local youth hockey program.
27:50We do a fundraiser for them every year.
27:53Logan was a little cane.
27:56Well, is that still happening?
27:58I thought the venue felt through.
27:59Yeah, they double booked.
28:00I'm trying to figure it out.
28:02Hey, we were really, uh,
28:03counting on that Phil donation.
28:05I, I can reach out.
28:06I'll sign a jersey and you can auction that.
28:09Okay, big shot.
28:10You're not in the pros yet.
28:11I, I didn't mean, I'm trying to help.
28:16Uh, what if you did it at Malone's?
28:22That's, really?
28:23Yeah, I can run it by Della.
28:24I'm sure she'll be happy to help.
28:26What, uh, what kind of vibe were you thinking?
28:31I'll keep you my dirty little secret.
28:34Dirty little secret.
28:36Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret.
28:41Just another regret.
28:43Hope that you can keep it.
28:44My dirty little secret.
28:46Dirty little secret.
28:48Dirty little secret.
28:50Who has to know?
28:52Who has to know?
28:53Who has to know?
28:57Who has to know?
28:58Who has to know?
29:00Who has to know?
29:08Give it up for After Hours, everybody.
29:12And a big round of applause to my buddy, John Logan,
29:15putting on this killer event.
29:19Look at him.
29:20Doesn't get any better looking than that.
29:22And he's single, ladies.
29:24And we've already raised 2,000 bucks for those little canes,
29:27but we want to raise the hell of a lot more for those guys.
29:29So get drunk, hit up our silent auction,
29:31and get some cool shit.
29:32Sadly, the photo booth is out of order,
29:34but there's still a lot of fun to be had.
29:37The band is taking requests,
29:38so scan those QR codes
29:39and let them know what songs you want to hear.
29:41All right, you guys ready?
29:44Let's have some fun.
29:45Let me know what I've done wrong
29:51when I've known this all along
29:56So what'd you think?
29:58Is there a little secret?
30:00That was mine.
30:02Subtle.
30:03Just reminding you, in case you forgot,
30:05I can't keep a secret.
30:06I get that you're worried,
30:07but there's no reason we can't just keep doing
30:08what we've been doing.
30:10Hooking up all over campus?
30:11Having fun.
30:14Just meet me in the bathroom
30:15in, let's say, five minutes.
30:16You're delusional.
30:18Everyone we know is here,
30:19and I'm not that kind of girl.
30:22But you want to be?
30:28Take these to your boys.
30:32For the record, I am not delusional.
30:36I just know what I want.
30:38Go.
30:44You see how quick they are?
30:46They're going to capitalize on mistakes.
30:47Okay, control is key.
30:49Tucker, you cannot let them get a step on you.
30:50Not a single one.
30:51No, no, no, no.
30:52Graham, I'm not having this.
30:53Put that thing away.
30:56We have St. Hayes tomorrow.
30:58We don't go to bars to gripe and moan about hockey.
31:00We go to bars to score.
31:01Okay, what the fuck is wrong with your people?
31:02Tell us.
31:04Thank the Lord.
31:05Bo, tell them to stop talking hockey shit, please.
31:08Oh, no, no.
31:08Keep talking hockey shit.
31:09That's why I came over here.
31:11Why?
31:12Puck bunnies.
31:1311 o'clock.
31:17Hi, Bo.
31:19Nice to meet you.
31:20Nice to meet you.
31:22Nice to meet you.
31:29We need more pigs in a blanket, not pigs.
31:33And that really doesn't bother you.
31:37I trust Garrett and the Puck Bunnies are actually kind of cool
31:43Yeah, you know what they want
31:46God, it's so hot and so who knows what they want
31:48If you really want a fling, I think you should go for it
31:51You think?
31:52Yeah, you're single, embrace that
31:54Just pick someone who will never catch feelings for you
31:57Someone down for anything, like the anti-Sean
32:00Yeah, you make a good point
32:02Someone has zero expectations, you just want sex
32:05Just sex
32:10Alright, we've got another request
32:13Someone goes out to Maverick
32:34I love a throwback
32:36Right?
32:37You don't know you won't mess with me tonight
32:41Just stop me, take a second
32:44I was done before you walked into my life
32:48Cause you know it's over
32:51Before it began
32:53Keep your drink, just give me the money
32:57It's just you and your hand tonight
33:16I'll get back to work
33:29Is that your answer?
33:31Take a look around
33:32Any girl would be happy to stick her tongue down your throat
33:35I don't want any girl
33:40Well, guess you're stuck with your hand
33:42Cause you know it's over
33:46Before it began
33:48Keep your drink, just give me the money
33:51It's just you and your hand
33:56Nice
33:59Is next one for fans of One Direction?
34:01Hey, Wosie
34:04I need those freshmen selling raffle tickets
34:06You're not listening to GHA over there talking strategy
34:08GHA?
34:10General Hardass
34:13What's so important about this game tomorrow?
34:16St. Anthony's
34:17Ever since they beat Eastwood
34:18They've been gunning for our top spot in the conference
34:20Are they close?
34:21They're on a 10 game streak
34:23So they're close
34:24If we lose, they'll be number one in the conference
34:27Shit
34:29That's what's in his head right now
34:30But there's nothing we can do about that tonight
34:33We need people drunk and happy and spending money
34:37Can you help?
34:38I.I. Cabin
34:41Thanks
34:42And uh
34:44Thanks
34:45For
34:46Homeless
34:48And what are friends for?
34:49Oh, I just want to take you anywhere that you like
34:52We can go out any day, any night
34:55Maybe I'll take you, I'll take you, I'll take you
34:58This is where at least people will spend the first week
35:00I mean, they're only suffocating, don't they?
35:01Uh, a little bird told me
35:03That you've rushed for me to get off your asses and go sell some raffle tickets
35:06It's Logan
35:07Was it Logan?
35:08It was Logan
35:12Okay, this is a party
35:15And?
35:15Parties are supposed to be fun
35:18So is winning
35:19Jensen wants me to step up more as captain, so
35:22I'm stepping up
35:23Well, others have suggested you might be boring everyone to death
35:27I'm guessing that was also Logan
35:30This fundraiser means a lot to him
35:31It's sweet
35:32Sweet doesn't win games
35:34Yeah, yeah, I heard carbs are good though
35:38Thank you
35:43Happy to talk to him yet?
35:47Uh, yeah, no, soundcheck didn't really seem like a time to be
35:51Like, Justin, I don't like your lyrics
35:53Or our song
35:55Which, by the way, used to be about you
35:57But I don't have a crush on you anymore
36:00So I really don't know what it should be about
36:01But it should not be about yellow haze
36:06Well, maybe we work on wording on that
36:08Yeah
36:09Did you see that?
36:13Okay, party people
36:15A few of our silent auction items are currently going for way undervalued
36:19So if you act fast, you could get them for a steal
36:22A steal
36:23Now, um, I know there are mostly Boston fans in the house
36:27That's right
36:28And as a born and bred New Yorker
36:30I happen to think those people are living a sad, desperate existence
36:33That nobody
36:34Ow, New York?
36:35Get out of here
36:37Hey, Della
36:38We love you, but this one
36:40This one
36:42This one's part of the family
36:43I have box seats
36:45To a New York Rangers game
36:47And a meet and greet
36:48With the legend himself
36:50Phil Graham
36:54Yeah, so don't be cheap
36:55It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for all the beautiful fatalities
37:01And that's right, Rangers fans, I'm looking at you
37:03Gary
37:05Did you call my fucking dad?
37:08Hey, I hope your son enjoys the camp
37:10Please
37:10Hey
37:13What the hell, dude?
37:14Somebody just donated
37:14Did you call my dad?
37:16Look, Phil gives something every year
37:19All right?
37:20You obviously just didn't ask him right
37:21That's not
37:24He's a self-centered, pompous asshole
37:26Yeah, my mom was in rehab for the fifth time
37:28I get it, okay?
37:29But who cares, all right?
37:31It's for a good cause
37:32You don't know what you're talking about
37:33Never once considered why I didn't want you to call
37:35Are you kidding?
37:37All we ever do is think about what you want
37:41Do you know how much hockey costs?
37:42Genuine question
37:43Because these kids need the money
37:45I needed the money
37:46This fundraiser is the only fucking reason I'm here
37:49It's not all about money
37:51Spoken like a person with a shit ton of it
37:53Back for a second set
37:56Ladies and gentlemen
37:56Give it up for After Hours
38:02All right, we're going to take a break from requests
38:05We're going to play something brand new for you
38:07It's an original
38:08Written with the one and only Hannah Wells
38:19You didn't tell me he was missing your song?
38:24Oh, you didn't know
38:25Shit
38:27Hey, well, on the bright side
38:28You're about to find out if it's any good
38:30Maybe people will love it
38:36Oh, God
38:36Alone enough for me to ask you
38:39Alone enough to fear the hurt
38:43Echoes weaving through the walls here
38:45Keeping secrets in the night
38:48We are indivisible
38:51Together we're a number of crime
38:54We're gone
38:57The flowers of old eyes reflect the sky
39:02Until I find I'm sinking into your yellow, yellow haze
39:12Blink green as your voice
39:15Yellow, yellow rain
39:18What was it all for?
39:20Yellow rain?
39:22Like me?
39:24Yellow, yellow rain
39:25Sinking into your yellow, yellow haze
39:31No, it's catchy
39:49It's catchy
39:51There you are
39:54What'd you think?
39:56What?
39:57The song is not ready
39:59Well, I mean, I thought it went well
40:02It's supposed to grab people
40:04Like, make them feel things
40:07Yeah, they seem really into it
40:09The lyrics don't even make sense
40:10They're poetic
40:12No, we need to start again
40:14From the beginning
40:16No
40:17What?
40:18Kind of so fucking with my head
40:21I made something I'm proud of
40:23I performed it
40:24I put my heart on the line
40:25No, you go on and on about how you don't feel it
40:28How you don't connect
40:29How the song doesn't sound like you
40:32Of course it doesn't
40:34Because you refuse to put yourself in this
40:37You
40:38You want to feel something, Hannah?
40:42Try writing your own lyrics
40:49I'm done
41:03And in first place
41:07Grace Ivers
41:10Please collect your prizes from Della at the bar
41:14Congratulations
41:16To all of our lucky winners tonight
41:19A lot of people got what they wanted
41:20But
41:22Not all of us
41:28So if there's any last minute requests
41:30Changes of heart
41:32Remember that the photo booth is
41:34Out of order
41:46Okay, yeah
41:47Good night
41:48Good night
41:54He's been weird tonight, right?
41:56So weird
42:13Change your mind
42:14No
42:16Maybe
42:17Just every time we do this
42:19I feel so
42:19Amazing
42:20Bad
42:21I feel bad
42:23Guilty
42:23Wait
42:24Are you Kathleen?
42:25No
42:25I'm just a girl
42:27I have to think about what everyone else feels
42:29Before I can figure out what I'm feeling
42:30And I can't even do that right now
42:32Because this fucking breakup
42:33Is totally messing with my head
42:36I don't even know what to think
42:37Then don't
42:38Don't think
42:41Tell me what you want
42:44Allie Cat
42:47Tell me what you want
42:50And this is not a relationship
42:51Okay?
42:52No strings
42:52No feelings
42:53Just sex
42:54Just fucking kiss me
43:06Meet a man in an hour
43:26This is a party
43:29Parties are supposed to be fun
43:31Are you having fun?
43:32Not really
43:33You?
43:34Yeah, not really
43:36Justin and I broke up
43:37Oh, not words I was expecting to hear from my girlfriend
43:40About another guy
43:42I have two weeks to write another song
43:44There's plenty of time
43:47You and Logan gonna be okay?
43:50We'll be fine
43:51Yesterday when he asked about your dad
43:53Could have been an opening
43:54To tell him
43:57Tell him what?
43:59About Thanksgiving
44:00What you told me
44:02Phil's a dick
44:04Logan knows that
44:05Everybody does
44:07That's all they have to know
44:08Ew, what happens when Phil shows up to a game?
44:11When I win
44:11He nods
44:13And when I lose
44:14He says nothing
44:15He won't be that hard to ignore
44:17I think you should tell someone
44:20Jensen, Logan
44:22They care about you
44:23I don't need them to know
44:26That's why I have you
44:29I trust you
44:36You want to go home?
44:37I wish
44:38Told Della I'd oversee clean up
44:40And I really should get started on the song
44:43Okay, you go
44:44I'll stay at my place tonight
44:46You sure?
44:47Yeah
44:47You get some sleep
44:48For the game tomorrow
44:50Big scary game against big scary St. A's
44:54You scared the shit out of them, you know
44:56Think how hard they're trying to please you
44:57Oh, they're not trying to please me
44:59They're trying to win
45:01Which you will
45:02See you tomorrow, okay?
45:04Be in the stands with the sign that says
45:06I heart diagram
45:06Might be kind of hard to spot you
45:08There are a lot of those signs
45:11I hate you
45:11I love you too
45:15See you tomorrow
45:16Yeah
46:08Fuck me.
46:38Hannah, I got a bottle of clothes.
46:41Sorry, I'm going.
46:55I'm going.
47:02Free song.
47:08Oh, shit.
47:10What?
47:11Okay, wait, you got to go.
47:12Like, right now, Hannah's coming home.
47:13I don't...
47:14Okay, it doesn't matter.
47:14You can't be here.
47:15Okay.
47:16Hustle!
47:19You look so good.
47:20Shut up!
47:25Go.
47:25Okay, bye.
47:27No.
47:40Oh, shit.
47:44You forgot your check.
47:49Wow.
47:52Sean, I...
47:53We just broke up, Al.
47:56I wasn't.
47:56Yeah, you were.
48:01You really can't be alone, can you?
48:03No, Sean.
48:04It wasn't like that, I swear.
48:07Oh, come on.
48:07Sean.
48:11All right, good night, guys.
48:12Good luck tomorrow.
48:13Thanks.
48:14Yeah, if you're on the ice with Delaney, you just got to do what G says.
48:16He can't hold up against all the pressure.
48:18Who?
48:19St. A's News Center, Aaron Delaney.
48:21Dude's a beast.
48:22I just...
48:24...
48:24...
48:24Let's go.
48:54I know I'm dying to feel, touching the grave that isn't real.
49:03Touching a ghost that I can't see, but the ghost is me.
49:12I take a candle on a piece of cake, I can't tell from away.
49:21There is a ghost that stares at you.
49:27The ghost is me.
49:31The ghost is me.
49:45I go through the floor, walk through walls.
49:51Looking at pictures in the hall, stare at a mirror so I can see that the ghost is me.
50:18The ghost is me.
50:23The ghost is me.
50:27The ghost is me.
50:36The ghost is me.
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