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Off Campus Episode 1
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00:06There's no one, there's no one, there's no one.
03:07You should expect any special treatment.
03:10You knew what your practice schedule looked like before you signed up for this class, Mr. Maxwell.
03:14Me?
03:14No, I was just curious about extra credit opportunities to, you know, learn more.
03:19You can learn from your next assignment.
03:21Oral presentations.
03:23Okay.
03:25Yeah, definitely dropping.
03:27Thanks.
03:29Perfect.
03:30Another D.
03:31So, how'd you do?
03:34No, I'm good.
03:35Girl.
03:36Really?
03:37Yeah, I wrote in like an hour or so.
03:40I wrote in like an hour or so.
03:42Fucking hell, you aced it?
03:44I knew it.
03:45Show me.
03:46Do you mind?
03:47What?
03:47No.
03:49Only you get to look at things you shouldn't?
03:51Okay.
03:52Now that we got that covered, anybody want to hazard a guess as to what we will be discussing today?
04:02There goes your manic pixie dream boy.
04:04Stop.
04:04Justin Cole's not my anything.
04:06It's not too late.
04:07It's not too late.
04:09You are intolerable.
04:11Did she do it?
04:12Did she talk to Justin Cole?
04:13No, no.
04:13She's too busy pining wistfully from afar.
04:16He has literally no idea who I am, okay?
04:18Am I supposed to just bling myself on him?
04:19Yes.
04:20Mona!
04:21I've said maybe two words to the guy, and they weren't even good words.
04:23Sienna, you love his music, and you've been crushing on him for weeks.
04:26Mona!
04:26Soundchake's at five.
04:27You're on at nine, okay?
04:28Eight words.
04:29Ever.
04:30Hey, Mona.
04:32Who's Mona?
04:33I think you.
04:37I'm not Mona.
04:38It is an M, though, right?
04:40Not even close.
04:41What do you want, Garrett Graham?
04:43Pedals to walk on?
04:44Maybe another fancy gym that costs thousands of dollars, even though the theater department is literally falling apart.
04:51So, uh, I failed that paper.
04:53Sounds like a lot of people did.
04:55And I was thinking it'd be great if I didn't fail again.
04:59So.
05:01Was there a question in there?
05:02There's a question.
05:03I don't think I heard a question.
05:05No.
05:05You guys are late for a scene study.
05:07All right, go.
05:08I'll see you at dinner.
05:09Bye, Mona.
05:12I need your help.
05:14Wow.
05:14What?
05:15Uh, see, usually with questions, voices kind of go up at the end, and your voice didn't do that, so.
05:21Okay.
05:21Could you, pretty pleased with sugar on top, help me study so that I don't fail spectacularly?
05:27Better.
05:28But no.
05:30Come on.
05:31Do me a solid.
05:32I mean, you kind of owe me for that sneak peek.
05:34That was an honest mistake.
05:36Was it?
05:37I mean, tons of girls would have paid good money for the view you got, so.
05:40Okay, I'm scarred for life.
05:41If anything, you owe me.
05:43Well, I have to ace the oral presentation or I can't play.
05:46Okay, believe it or not, I have my own priorities that have nothing to do with barter hockey.
05:50Find another tutor, dude.
05:56Turns out I'm still 20, when I'm acting middle-aged.
06:01Same old conversation, all this small talk that I hate.
06:05And I never thought I'd say it, but I'm sick of everyone.
06:10I need to sweat it out.
06:12I need to have some fun.
06:15Get the cards and the cards and the cards and the cards and the cards.
06:18Girls and the dance and the boys and the love.
06:20They have the little bits, picking their lips.
06:22Wishing they had them big boy hands all on my hips.
06:26Everybody's on some drugs.
06:28Everybody wants some love.
06:30I don't want shit.
06:31I don't need to chase that hit.
06:33As long as I got my boys and girls, I'm rich.
06:36Oh, shit.
06:38What?
07:11Hey. Wanted to talk to me?
07:12If this is about being late, I have a new idea for a shortcut.
07:19Oh. Oh, you have your bad news face.
07:24It's your scholarship.
07:26It's not happening this year.
07:28What?
07:29Budget cuts don't even get me started.
07:32No, we're three weeks into the semester. How can... No, no, they can't. No.
07:37We'll get you an appointment with the financial aid office. They can help.
07:41No, they're just going to give me another work-study job. I can barely do all my schoolwork as it
07:45is.
07:46Oh, my God.
07:47Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't stop breathing. You need air to process and live.
07:53Yeah, I also need money. Is there another scholarship I could apply for?
07:58Another classical composition scholarship?
08:03I could switch concentrations. Performance?
08:05Girl, we both know you're a much stronger composer than clarinetist. And there's no money in classical.
08:11Well, jazz. Jazz. I could write jazz. Even less money, right? What do I do?
08:18And let's chat again on Monday after you've had a few days to sit with this.
08:22Hey, Hannah. We're going to get through it, okay?
08:30I could write pop. First place comes with a scholarship, right?
08:34Right, but...
08:35You just said that I'm a stronger composer than clarinetist moments ago.
08:38And I wrote an outstanding piece on pop harmonies in your music theory class freshman year.
08:44I mean, your word, outstanding.
08:46It's true. Not many people can write so eloquently about the harmonic vocal identities and the work of One Direction.
08:53Yeah, see? Yeah, I can totally pop. How hard can it be, really?
08:57Famous last words. Because the competition, it's... it's pretty steep, Hannah.
09:01No, I can do this. I will do this.
09:07Okay. Bring some ideas into class. We'll talk.
09:11Okay.
09:22Dean!
09:26Dean!
09:27Where you at?
09:30Dean!
09:31Do not give me the silent treatment.
09:34He's taking the world's longest shower.
09:36Still.
09:36At least the door's shut this time.
09:39Logan!
09:41Drane's clogged again.
09:42No shit. Finish your fucking shower. I'll come fix it.
09:46Dean!
09:48Come help with the kegs.
09:49Told you.
09:50I'll be right down.
09:52Yeah, but when?
09:55You want me to come down naked, Tucker?
09:58Because I'll do it.
09:59You sure will.
10:00Never mind.
10:01Forget I have...
10:05Maybe Garrett will help.
10:06Where the fuck is Garrett?
10:08Hey, what's up, buddy?
10:10Guys?
10:16Hey, what's up, buddy?
10:17Hey, what's up, dude?
10:19Garrett!
10:20Hey!
10:23Hey!
10:24Yo, Garrett!
10:25What's up, buddy?
10:25What's up?
10:26Can't wait for the evening's day tomorrow!
10:28Hey, man.
10:30Ladies?
10:31Hey!
10:32Hey!
10:33Yeah, man.
10:41It smells good, Tucker.
10:46Dean?
10:47Dean?
10:48Dude, can't you see I'm cooking, man?
10:50Same, bro.
10:52Just fix the shower again.
10:54Give you one guess.
10:56Oh, jeez.
10:57Well, that could be any one.
10:59Fuck, dude.
11:00It's obviously yours, bud.
11:01Don't look at me.
11:02What?
11:03Hey, shower's next.
11:04What's the next time a drain gets clogged in this house so you can fix it?
11:06Yeah, like Dean's ever snaked a drain.
11:08Have you ever snaked a drain?
11:10I know what snaking a drain is.
11:12I mean, that counts, right?
11:13Hey, what are these dainty fucking sandwiches you're making, Tucker?
11:16It's a house party.
11:17We need dippables.
11:18I'm sorry.
11:19Did you just...
11:19Yeah, he just said, uh, dippables.
11:22Dippables.
11:22Dippables.
11:23Dippables.
11:25Dippables.
11:25Yeah, okay, okay, okay, okay.
11:27I'm looking for that one.
11:28There's nothing for you, Logan, if you're going to make all my food.
11:30You're just beautiful, man.
11:31You look great.
11:33What are we listening to?
11:39There we go.
11:43Hey, can you play something from this Millennium, please?
11:46This is a classic.
11:48Nice.
11:54Would not have pegged you for an oldies guy.
11:58Kendall?
12:00Grand.
12:03Got you a refill?
12:05One's my max.
12:07Night before game.
12:09So strict.
12:11Are you also strict about non-alcoholic kinds of fun?
12:17Like what?
12:18Like what?
12:29I'm so into you, I can barely breathe.
12:34And all I want to do is to fall in deep.
12:40Close ain't close enough to cross the line.
12:45So name a game to play.
12:47Hey, so for your pop showcase tour de force, are we feeling folklore vibes or mayhem?
12:52I don't know, I feel like I'm more of a tailor than a go-go.
12:56You haven't fallen in love enough times to be a tailor.
12:59Yes, I have.
13:00With who?
13:03Okay, fine.
13:04Sadly, you never have crushes.
13:06The fact that you are down bad for Justin Cole is totally a sign that he's special.
13:11So, be a tailor and do something about him.
13:24Okay, have you seen him?
13:25He's so much easier to look at than talk to.
13:29Just because he can play the guitar and has tiny tattoos doesn't make him some untouchable rock god.
13:35What are you afraid of?
13:39I don't know.
13:40Okay, maybe I talk to him and his accent makes me melt.
13:44And it goes terribly.
13:45Or he's just not interested.
13:47And then I never feel this way about anyone ever again.
13:52Or maybe...
13:56Or maybe...
13:59I'm not you, Ali.
14:01I can't just find a husband day one of college.
14:04I can't talk to a guy like it's no big deal.
14:07I walked in on Garrett Graham in the shower and I fell over a laundry cart.
14:10You did what?
14:11I don't want to talk about it.
14:12You saw Garrett Graham naked?
14:15What did he look like?
14:17He looks naked.
14:18And then I fell, which is my point.
14:21I can't do this.
14:23Okay, I have an idea.
14:24Literally everyone's going to a block party tomorrow, including Justin, probably.
14:28When's an easier time to talk to a guy than a party?
14:31Well, I don't like parties.
14:33But you love music.
14:35No, I need to work on my showcase song.
14:37That's an excuse.
14:38And you know it.
14:39No, it's not.
14:40I want to present a demo in my class next week.
14:42It's a whole and all-nighter.
14:43I'm spending the night at Sean's anyway.
14:45You'll have the place to yourself.
14:47No, but...
14:47No, Hannah.
14:48I'm not letting you off the hook this time.
14:50If you want to be a tailor, you have to take a rest.
15:10I want you like the pills behind the counter of the head.
15:14I want you so bad.
15:15My fingers shook with it.
15:16And we could have all of the money in the world.
15:19But all the money in the world couldn't buy us this.
15:23Is somebody else?
15:25Lama hnaa fi dhiyatim.
15:26Alley mish pit t'at'am ni maa hong ni sain.
15:29Maan di shanaa.
15:31Mungkin yekun sire.
15:32Elhakaat allillamilha.
15:34They don't know but we will.
15:35I change my head.
15:37You change your clothes.
15:38My cheeks have toes.
15:40They feel like them.
15:42Kiss me till my lips are bruised.
15:45I promise no one.
15:46Watch it.
15:48Not just a body.
15:49Somebody would have bought a.
15:51Somebody to me.
15:54Not just a body.
15:56Somebody would have bought a.
15:57Want your body on me?
16:06Not just a body.
16:08I used to buy you a bar, don't you let me know me?
16:12If that one again, it might take you by surprise.
16:16My box of shorts, I swear I could drive in.
16:19I change my hair, you change your clothes.
16:22My cheap tattoos, they feel like home.
16:25People talk, but I don't care.
16:28Saving you on your fingers through my hair.
16:31People talk, I know they do.
16:34Let's let them talk about me.
16:39Oh!
16:40Not a body, not a body.
16:42You're somebody to me.
16:48Oh!
16:53Oh!
16:53Oh!
16:54Oh!
16:58Oh!
17:00Oh!
17:01Oh!
17:03Oh!
17:05Oh!
17:06I've missed you.
17:07Oh.
17:13I've been busy at practice.
17:15Yeah, no, it's not a judgment.
17:18I just missed you.
17:27Did you miss me?
17:31Um...
17:32Wow.
17:33Okay.
17:34Guess I misread this.
17:36No.
17:38Well, I mean, yeah, you kind of did, but...
17:41You know, Kendall, I've been very upfront.
17:43My whole life is morning workouts, class, practice, repeat.
17:48The whole team has practice, Garrett.
17:50Okay?
17:50They still have lives.
17:52Yeah, I mean, well, none of them were drafted by the Bruins.
17:55So you're special.
17:57What?
17:57That's not...
17:58No, I was just made captain.
18:00So the Bruins are watching every game.
18:02How I play, how I behave.
18:04I can't lose focus.
18:06So, like I said before, all I can offer is casual.
18:09Yeah, well...
18:10I don't want that anymore.
18:12Okay?
18:13I...
18:14I wanna be your girlfriend.
18:17Why?
18:19I mean, like, what I mean is, uh...
18:23What's my favorite band?
18:25My major.
18:27How do I like my coffee?
18:30What's my mother's name?
18:33Look, I don't know any of those answers about you.
18:35Either.
18:36So maybe...
18:38You just wanna be with the guy headed to the NHL.
18:41Or you've deluded yourself into thinking that I'm someone I never pretended to be.
18:46But, um, either way...
18:48You deserve better.
18:51Fuck you, Garrett.
18:59Yeah, fuck me.
19:14All right, there's a lot of hype around these young guys.
19:17The Bruins are putting a lot of faith, a lot of stock in Garrett Graham.
19:20He has the ability and the potential to be a generational player in this league.
19:24Wow, really?
19:24Garrett is the type of player who has that tenacity, but I'm betting that Garrett Graham proves me right.
19:30If you, you got a lady and you want her gone.
19:34But you ain't got the guts.
19:38She keeps me, you're not, you're not ending.
19:41You won't.
19:42You won't.
19:45For a fee, I'm happy to be.
19:49You're a basketball man.
19:52Hey!
20:02That was a good one. That was a good one. That was a good one.
20:03No, I take it back!
20:10Yeah...
20:10Move! Move! Move! Come on! Come on!
20:32We weren't dating.
20:34We kind of were.
20:35Yeah, you and Kendall have been hooking up all semester.
20:38How says?
20:40Nay.
20:40Nay.
20:41Nay.
20:42Okay, Dean agrees with you, which kind of just proves that you're wrong.
20:45You know, I don't have to take this slander.
20:48I'm a responsible, upstanding member of society.
20:51Dean.
20:55I'll be ready in 30 minutes.
20:5730 minutes?
20:58Maybe an hour?
20:59That's ambitious.
21:01Ernie gets a half hour.
21:02If he's any longer than that, we're leaving without him.
21:03Hey, Stuck.
21:04Yes, sir.
21:08Is your dad?
21:11Yeah.
21:14Yeah.
21:15Yeah, he's got a new girlfriend, wants me to meet her.
21:17Ah.
21:19That's inevitable, right?
21:26Look, I know he can, uh, be a dick.
21:29No, he's more than a dick.
21:29Okay.
21:31But he's still your dad.
21:36All he cares about is hockey.
21:39You know, I only matter because I am him.
21:42I'm just a mini fucking Phil Graham.
21:45Yeah, man.
21:45I mean, all you'd have to do is win a Stanley Cup, a Norris trophy or two, spend more time
21:50in your hair than a Kardashian, and bam, yeah, you're just like him.
21:55Hey.
21:58Your dad was great.
21:59Everybody knows it.
22:01But no one is expecting you to be him.
22:06He is.
22:08All our parents have expectations, G.
22:11Shit, I'd kill for my dad to even be into hockey, let alone a damn legend.
22:15All right?
22:16But we're not doing this for them.
22:20We're doing this because we love it.
22:23Right?
22:31Yeah.
22:33Thanks, man.
22:34Take a shower.
22:35You smell like shit.
22:36Fine.
23:02Hi.
23:04You're in here.
23:05I can't pull an all-nighter in my room.
23:07I'll fall asleep.
23:08Fair enough.
23:09How's it coming?
23:11I have a melody.
23:13No lyrics, though.
23:14Well, that's great.
23:15That's like halfway done, right?
23:17No, not really.
23:18Lyrics are kind of a big thing in pop.
23:21That's why classical is easier.
23:22Dude, I have seen your sheet music.
23:24Classical is not easier.
23:27Definitely is.
23:29Well, have you ever written a pop song before?
23:31Uh, not since high school.
23:34I don't come back to you.
23:35Just riding a bike.
23:38Yeah, maybe.
23:40Hey.
23:42Be nice to my friend Hannah.
23:44You just started writing.
23:46These things take time, right?
23:50What if I can't?
23:52I'll...
23:52What if I write a terrible song
23:55and I fail a pop showcase
23:56and I can't afford my tuition next semester?
24:00You know, like, what if you're right?
24:02If I don't fall in love,
24:03I can't be a tailor that can write a perfect song
24:05about love and life and heartbreak.
24:08Hey, hey, you are setting the bar way too high.
24:11I mean, of course you're gonna fall in love someday.
24:16Maybe it'll be with Justin.
24:17Maybe it's someone else.
24:20No, I've just been staring at this blank page
24:22all night and I have literally no idea
24:25what it should be about.
24:27What did you write about in high school?
24:29What?
24:29You said you wrote in high school.
24:32What did you write about?
24:39Hannah?
24:41Uh, nothing.
24:44It's dumb.
24:48Well...
24:48Something will come to you, okay?
24:51Just give it time.
24:53Yeah.
24:55Hey, out of curiosity,
24:58you weren't supposed to open at Malone's today, right?
25:04Shit.
25:09Shit!
25:30There you are.
25:31Sorry, Bella.
25:32I did all the time.
25:34I ain't as young as I fucking used to be.
25:36I know.
25:37I can't handle this all on my own, you know?
25:39I don't know.
25:39I'm sorry.
25:39I'm sorry.
25:40Hey.
25:41See you there.
25:41Have a good game.
25:44Hi.
25:44Oh, yeah, you like it.
25:45Thanks.
25:46I'm a part of it.
25:47I'm a part of it.
25:50Ah, hello.
25:53Hi.
25:56Hi.
25:57Hi.
25:57Picking up a takeaway order for Justin Cobb?
26:01Yeah, yeah.
26:02No, I know who you are.
26:04We've spoken, kind of.
26:07Your band is really good.
26:10Ah, yeah, thanks.
26:12I'm not, like, a creepy soccer fan or anything.
26:14I work here, so I've heard you.
26:17Say good.
26:18The uniform?
26:20Right.
26:22I carried a watermelon.
26:25What?
26:27It's dirty dancing.
26:29Um, Jennifer Grey's this really awkward moment with Patrick Swayze when I, sorry, never mind.
26:35Yeah, obviously I work here.
26:38Look, I'm kind of in a rush.
26:39Can I?
26:40Oh, my God.
26:40Yeah.
26:41Yeah, sorry.
26:41So, thank you.
26:42Yeah.
26:44Bye.
26:46Smooth.
26:48I carried a watermelon.
26:49Anyone ever tell you that eavesdropping is rude?
26:52Did anyone ever tell you that your references are dated?
26:54It's a classic.
26:56I just, uh, came over here to see if we could place an order.
26:58Or is it, like, a self-serve kind of day?
27:01I'll be right with you.
27:04You know, you shouldn't fawn over him.
27:05What?
27:06That guy.
27:06You're too available.
27:07Like the girls throwing themselves at you over there.
27:10That's a different scenario.
27:11I don't do girlfriends.
27:12They know that.
27:13Okay, well, congratulations, Casanova.
27:14But I don't need your help.
27:16Refill?
27:17Yeah, please.
27:17Yeah.
27:20What if I paid you?
27:22I was to take your dating advice.
27:23It's a tutor, me, nerd.
27:25You could just ask my name.
27:27Usually, girls just tell me.
27:30Come on, I'll pay you anything.
27:31You're the only one who got an A on that paper.
27:33So?
27:35So, I need to play.
27:37Why?
27:37Because you get off on beating people up?
27:39What?
27:41Hockey is the only non-combat sport that doesn't eject its players for fighting.
27:44It celebrates it.
27:46When a team is down and points at actual strategies to pick a fight for morale.
27:52Sorry.
27:53I'm sure you're not a bad guy.
27:54I just don't like hockey.
27:57Yeah.
28:00Yeah.
28:17Hey.
28:18Just talk to him.
28:20You'll be all right.
28:24Papa Graham.
28:26De Laurentiis.
28:27Great hit of McManus last week.
28:29Bet that kid felt it in his bones.
28:31Hey, you know.
28:32Gotta keep my boy's back.
28:33I like it.
28:34Tucker, you're looking good out there.
28:36You're really finding your rhythm with the line.
28:38Thanks, Mr. Graham.
28:39Want to see you in the stands this afternoon?
28:41Wouldn't miss it.
28:44Mr. Graham.
28:45Logan.
28:47Looking handsome as ever.
28:48You too, man.
28:49Good to see you.
28:57I saw that you made captain.
29:00About time.
29:03I'm a junior.
29:05Better late than never.
29:08Did you drive all the way out here to congratulate me or make me feel like I fucked up somehow?
29:11Look, I tried calling you earlier, but you don't answer.
29:16I'm not here to fight.
29:17Can we just go inside?
29:19No, no thanks.
29:21Garrett.
29:22Dad.
29:23Fine.
29:26Cindy and I are getting married.
29:31You've been dating for like two seconds.
29:34Six months.
29:34That's not any better.
29:35Does she even fucking know you?
29:37Watch it.
29:38I don't have any time for this.
29:39We have a game today.
29:40I know.
29:41Eastwood.
29:42Our biggest rivals.
29:43She wants to meet you.
29:44Your timing is fucking shit.
29:45If you would just see it.
29:46I didn't answer my phone because I don't want to talk to you.
29:49You told me your news.
29:50Congratulations.
29:50I'll see you at the wedding.
29:51Make you a man and make you a honeymoon.
29:54Boy.
29:55Real.
29:55Boy.
29:58Blackimp.
29:58White imposes.
29:59Beast past the road.
29:59Regbert.
30:00Please welcome.
30:02Your very own.
30:05Ryan.
30:08A- ΡΡΡΡΠΎΠΉ.
30:11A- ΡΡΡΡΠΎΠΉ.
30:12Congratulations.
30:12This team will get the way out of your way.
30:12And your personality will get the way out of your way.
30:14Let them see you.
30:14You've got the way out of your way.
30:16Let them see you.
30:16The way out of your way.
30:17Love you.
30:18Get off the way.
30:18And your eye out of yourself.
30:18And your olhos are correct.
30:18It's on me.
30:22Yeah.
30:23One way.
30:23Two way.
30:31I think he has the potential, honestly, to have a bigger impact than Phil ever had.
30:36All right, I can't wait to hear what Phil has to say about that.
30:40I just fucking know what you're talking about.
30:43I just want you to talk to him now.
30:56Eric Graham is a bigger player.
30:58I think he can play that mean physical game, but he needs to be consistent.
31:03What are you doing, G?
31:07Hey, come on, bro. Get your head in here.
31:14His dad certainly taught him everything he knows, right?
31:17Phil Graham's physicality was brutal, and he's always on the warpath.
31:21Making Daddy proud, Graham.
31:24Take this shit where I want to go.
31:27Make you a man, make you a hunting boat.
31:37I am curious to see what kind of player Derek Graham turns out to be.
31:51Yeah, fuck you in space, bitch.
31:57He said that?
31:58You know, Garrett doesn't do the girlfriend thing.
32:00He also doesn't do the repeat hookups thing.
32:02He's been hooking up since summer.
32:03Whatever, good friends.
32:04And honestly, he's playing like shit.
32:07Yo, Graham's playing like shit.
32:08I told you they're fucking losers.
32:11Let's hope they keep at it.
32:12We'll destroy them.
32:14Hell yeah.
32:15Let me get some of that, Delaney.
32:16Got you, bro.
32:27Oh, my gosh.
32:31Oh, my God.
32:36Oh, my God.
33:13Hey, Garrett!
33:16Hey, the game's not over!
33:42Hey, Garrett!
34:12Hey, Garrett!
34:34Hey, Garrett!
34:35Hey, Garrett!
34:35Hey, Garrett!
34:35Hey, Garrett!
35:04Hey, Garrett!
35:05Hey, Garrett!
35:06Hey, Garrett!
35:22Hey, Garrett!
35:23Hey, Garrett!
35:36Hey, Garrett!
35:44Hey, Garrett!
35:47Hey, Garrett!
35:49Hey, Garrett!
36:05Hey, Garrett!
36:07Hey, Garrett!
36:18Hey, Garrett!
36:23Hey, Garrett!
36:24I move to the ground
36:29Hey, hey, hey, hey
36:34Bitch, bitch, bitch is bad
36:39Ooh, hey
36:41Bitch, bitch, bitch is bad
36:46Ooh, bitch, bitch, bitch is bad
36:54It's not on the one, it's not the mambo
36:56It's a feeling, a heartbeat
37:00Cuckoo
37:02Cuckoo
37:06Cuckoo
37:07I'll try some of it
37:11Cuckoo
37:12Cuckoo, close your eyes
37:16What are you doing?
37:17Watching a movie
37:18I mean, why are you in bed?
37:20Because I'm watching a movie?
37:22We talked about this, you promised
37:27Sean, convince Hannah to come out with us
37:29No, Sean, tell Ali I have zero interest
37:31Also, I've had a long day and I'm watching a movie
37:33No, you're watching Dirty Dancing, which means you're burrowing
37:36Hi, babe, good to see you too
37:38Whatever
37:38Hi, I love you
37:40No, convince Hannah to come out
37:41It's block party, Hannah
37:42You know, if you don't give an ass, she'll just keep at it until you do
37:45And if you still don't, she'll text you all night distracting you
37:48Well, the power of do not disturb
37:49That doesn't matter
37:51She's coming
37:55I don't know what just happened
37:57Justin Cole just happened
37:58Yeah, well, Dexter's already there and
38:00So is Justin fucking Cole
38:01And he's there alone, which means Hannah's gonna slide right in
38:04No, no, I have nothing to wear
38:05Okay, well, that's not even remotely true
38:08Come on, I'll pick out your outfit
38:10You just do your makeup
38:11Really try to look hot, Hannah
38:13Do I not normally?
38:15You just look
38:17Sean, help me
38:18I plead the fifth
38:20Fine, okay, I'll do your makeup too
38:21Just hustle
38:22For Justin Weaves
38:45Oh, ew
38:48Yes, bitch!
38:49That is what I'm talking about, honey!
38:51Okay, um, don't look now
38:53I don't know
38:53But Justin is right over
38:55I just said don't look now
39:00Well, now you have to go over there
39:01No, I-I talked to him earlier
39:03He's not good
39:04No, no, no
39:05Stop regret thinking this
39:06No, this is why we pre-game
39:08Now put on your big girl pants and go talk to him
39:10I mean, I can get us more shots if you need them, girl
39:12Look how courage!
39:13Hey!
39:13Move your pressure
39:14How was that?
39:14Hannah's friend from high school
39:16You're not pressuring Hannah to drink in public
39:18You're only pressuring Hannah to finally talk to Justin fucking Colt
39:22Right?
39:24Fine, but can we dance first?
39:27Yeah, we can
39:28Let me give you
39:36Wow, that's nice
39:42Thank you so much
39:50You know, if you pick your head up three inches
39:53There's a party
39:54The, uh, waitress from Malone's, what's her name?
39:58It's Hannah
39:59What?
40:01Idiot
40:02Dude, she's waited on us like 17,000 times
40:05Who, she has?
40:07Yeah, you seriously haven't noticed her?
40:12All right, we're doing shots
40:13We're doing shots, boys
40:14All right, boys
40:15Come on, bro, I'm watching you spill it
40:17Give me a shot
40:18Come on, buddy
40:18Have some faith
40:19Jeez
40:19Thank you very much
40:20Just take your tampon out and relax
40:22Okay
40:23Yep
40:24A little bit of luck going on
40:25Ooh, faint
40:28Oh
40:29You drinking tonight, G?
40:32Uh, yeah
40:32Okay
40:33So it seems
40:33Okay
40:35Here's to me, here's to you
40:37Fuck the rest
40:37Whereby are you?
40:38That's her, baby
40:39Come on
40:40Get one, Dini
40:41Cheers, boy
40:51You're just in the direction of the blue
41:01Oh
41:01Oh
41:04Don't be a relief
41:07Oh
41:08Oh
41:10Oh
41:11Oh
41:13Oh
41:16Oh
41:17Oh
41:17I love it!
41:20Yeah!
41:22Yeah!
41:23Fuck yeah!
41:41Um, hello?
41:42Hello?
41:46All yours, princess.
41:58Hey, what?
42:01It's just the whole record.
42:12I love it!
42:18Okay, you're ready?
42:20No, I'm not.
42:21Who are you?
42:22We'll be watching.
42:23Perfect!
42:23Okay, give me your coat.
42:25Okay.
42:28You got to go.
42:29You got to go.
42:35Yeah!
42:36Stop it!
42:40You got to go.
42:50Yeah!
42:51One, two, three, three!
42:54Hey, you...
42:55You okay?
42:58Yeah.
42:59Uh...
42:59Um...
43:01Uh...
43:01The...
43:02The...
43:02Uh...
43:02The grand...
43:02Um...
43:03Stupid cheers.
43:07I think we got off on the wrong foot earlier.
43:10I'm...
43:10A musician, too.
43:12Writer, not performer.
43:14It's sick, yeah.
43:15What kind of stuff do you write?
43:17Uh...
43:17Classical, mostly.
43:20Yeah, classical.
43:21Yeah, but I'm trying out other styles, too.
43:24Like...
43:25Pop, folk, R&B...
43:27Uh...
43:28Rock, electronic...
43:30Uh...
43:30But mostly pop, though.
43:32And...
43:33Wellesie.
43:33Classical.
43:35Good?
43:36Babe, I am always telling you to wear your jacket.
43:38You never do.
43:39Here.
43:40Oh, no!
43:42No, no, no, no, no.
43:42What?
43:45Hey.
43:46I'm, uh...
43:47I know you are, man.
43:48Yeah, you were an island at Eastwood today.
43:50Yeah, thanks, man.
43:51No worries.
43:52You're a hockey fan?
43:54Uh, yeah, my, uh...
43:55My dad played.
43:56You know, nothing like Phil Graham.
43:58But, uh...
44:00Yeah, we'd watch together.
44:02Yeah.
44:04You're Johanna, right?
44:05Yeah.
44:07Hannah Wells.
44:11Right.
44:12Now, it was nice to meet you.
44:14Yeah.
44:15Officially.
44:15I don't know.
44:17Oh?
44:18Okay.
44:19I'll play.
44:20I'll play.
44:20See you around.
44:21Sweet.
44:22Yeah.
44:25Who the hell was that?
44:26And how do you suddenly know my name?
44:28Don't worry about it.
44:29And you're welcome.
44:31For...
44:32Now Jacob knows who you are.
44:33Justin.
44:34Whatever.
44:36Look, guys like that only want what someone else has.
44:39Especially when that someone is a Briar U athlete.
44:43You really have a healthy opinion of yourself, don't you?
44:45I actually thought that was pretty modest.
44:47I could have said starting center, team captain, highest scorer for two seasons straight.
44:54It worked, didn't it?
44:56Not gonna hurt your age.
44:56I'm not no Friends.
44:56I don't know.
44:57I don't know.
44:59I don't know.
45:01I don't know.
45:03I don't know.
45:04I don't know.
45:08Why do you care?
45:09Why do you care?
45:09Why do you care?
45:10I haven't been particularly nice to you.
45:14You're a music major, right?
45:17I saw your Instagram.
45:22You, uh...
45:22You sort of disappear when you play.
45:27I don't mean that in a bad way.
45:29I mean, uh...
45:31You love it, I can tell.
45:34Don't you love hockey like that?
45:38I don't know.
45:41It's just something...
45:44I've always done.
45:46To impress my dad.
45:49And does it?
45:51Nothing impresses him.
45:53Not really.
45:56What about your mom?
46:02She, um...
46:05Uh, she died.
46:07A while back.
46:09Cancer.
46:11Oh, I didn't know.
46:13Look.
46:17I don't believe in favors or shortcuts.
46:21I don't want to pass this class because somebody handed me the grade.
46:24I want to earn it.
46:26And...
46:26I'm pretty sure you're the only one that can help me do that.
46:31So what?
46:32I...
46:32I helped you study for the midterm, and you played my fake boyfriend to get Justin's attention?
46:39Something like that.
46:40I ain't still have to pay me.
46:44I ain't still have to pay me.
46:55Don't forget.
46:58I'm not your girl, Graham.
46:59I'm not your girl, Graham.
47:01This is my dance space.
47:02This is your dance space.
47:04I don't go into yours.
47:05You don't come into mine.
47:06You've seen Dirty Dancing.
47:07This is my mom's favorite movie.
47:12Still a dated reference, though.
47:14Asshole.
47:15I see.
47:16Hey, this is why this is perfect.
47:18You're not interested in me, and I'm not interested in a relationship.
47:22So this arrangement is mutually beneficial?
47:26Purely transactional.
47:30So?
47:37Deal.
47:55For this plan to work, we have to sell it.
48:00We're going to be fake dating.
48:01There needs to be real kissing.
48:02Whoa, easy.
48:03I just met you.
48:04What are we going to do?
48:05Hold hands?
48:06You seriously think that's going to get Justin's attention?
48:08Is he looking?
48:09No.
48:15He's looking now.
48:20This won't make your friendship weird at all?
48:22We're going to convince anyone that we're hooking up.
48:24You can't blush whenever I come near you.
48:26Get over yourself.
48:27I don't blush.
48:28Oh, yeah?
48:32See?
48:33Nothing.
48:34Not bad.
48:38Me and you on the ruins.
48:40That's the dream, right?
48:41Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends.
48:43What's really going on?
48:45Oh, my God.
48:46Justin's here.
48:47Be cool.
48:48You're with me.
48:50He is not just some random guy I want to hook up with.
48:52He is a talented musician who I respect.
48:56Why don't you tell me what you think the song is about?
48:57Like, being in love with someone who doesn't see you?
49:02She's not my girlfriend.
49:03But you clearly want her to be.
49:10You're not taking us this seriously.
49:13Watch the player from the pump.
49:15What the hell does that mean?
49:16It means trust me.
49:25If I looked all over the world, and there's every type of girl, watch your empty eyes seem to pass
49:35me by, I'm dancing with myself.
49:38So let's sink another drink.
49:41It'll give me time to think.
49:44If I had the chance, I asked the world to dance.
49:48I am dancing with myself.
49:50Oh, oh.
49:51Dancing with myself.
49:54Dancing with myself.
49:57But there's nothing I'm losing.
49:58There's nothing to prove.
50:00I am dancing with myself.
50:25So let's sink another drink.
50:30It'll give me time to think.
50:33If I had the chance, I asked the world to dance.
50:37I'd be dancing.
50:39Dancing.
50:40Dancing with myself.
50:43Dancing with myself.
50:46If I had the chance, I asked the world to dance.
50:49If I had the chance, I asked the world to dance.
50:52If I had the chance, I asked the world to dance.
50:57Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
51:53Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
52:23Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
52:54Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
53:23Oh, oh, oh, oh
53:26Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
53:26oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
53:26oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
53:26oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
53:27oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
53:27oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
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