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00:20Do you know Monet?
00:23Yeah, it's just something I do.
00:25Reach me when I'm stuck.
00:27Keep going.
00:31Keep going.
01:08Keep going.
01:08You make me nervous.
01:14What is that?
02:14I can do it.
02:15I know, I know.
02:17But I'm going to.
02:22Are you almost there?
02:24I'm trying.
02:26Keep going.
02:27I can do this.
02:29I can do this.
02:32Can you?
03:01I can do this.
03:03Actually, about that, I know we're down to the wire, and I promise I'll have you ready
03:10for Tober tomorrow, but I can't meet right now because I have my first songwriting session
03:17with Justin.
03:18I asked him for help with my showcase song, like you said, and you went for it.
03:25Hello?
03:28Did I lose you?
03:30I'm here.
03:31Are you keeping up?
03:32Calling to say that you were right.
03:33It's usually where you hit me with some arrogant reply.
03:36What can I say?
03:37I know my pretentious douches.
03:39There he is.
03:40Okay, anyway, it's impossible to get a rehearsal space last minute, but I got one, so I have
03:45to push tutoring until later.
03:47Five-ish?
03:48Sure.
03:50Are you okay?
03:52Yeah.
03:53Yeah, why?
03:55Because you're speaking in two- and three-word sentences.
03:59No, I'm not.
04:01Yes, you are.
04:03Well, Z, I am thrilled beyond words that we have accomplished this key step in Project
04:09Loverboy, and you are on the road to getting laid.
04:12Uh, excuse me, that's not what this is about.
04:17Justin is not just some random guy I want to hook up with.
04:20He is a talented musician who I respect.
04:24And also want to hook up with.
04:28Well, yeah.
04:30Oh, my God.
04:31Oh, my God.
04:32I'm so nervous.
04:34You're overthinking.
04:36Get out of your head.
04:38You know your shit.
04:39Just do you.
04:41Yeah, right.
04:42Me.
04:45By the way, he may not know it yet, but you're the real catch.
04:51So, act like it.
04:56Thanks, Coach.
04:58Okay, gotta go.
05:11Come on.
05:13Come on.
05:14Come on.
05:15Don't worry about the rest.
05:16One more tightness.
05:19Yes!
05:20Yeah.
05:21No!
05:21I win.
05:22Eden De Laurentiis, everyone.
05:23Losing to a girl.
05:25Sexist.
05:25How is that sexist?
05:27She is not a girl.
05:28She is a person in a girl's body.
05:30Aw, Dean.
05:32Mandel's all cannibal.
05:33Sorry.
05:34You're good.
05:35Gee, this is Lexi's friend Zoe.
05:36Zoe.
05:37Ha!
05:38Zoe!
05:38Two out of three, okay?
05:39Let's go.
05:40Let's go.
05:40Dean.
05:41Dean, chill.
05:42Garrett needs to study.
05:43Yeah, well, and I need to live.
05:44Okay?
05:44This is a living room.
05:46Hey, Dean, come on.
05:47Garrett's benched if he doesn't pass this thing, and then he's fucked.
05:49Then your whole line is fucked.
05:50And the season's fucked.
05:51I can't be the number one fan of a shitty team.
05:54That's so embarrassing.
05:55Right.
05:55Guys, I'm trying here.
05:56Rain fuel flying in, Cap.
05:58We got you.
05:59High in omega-3s, car Ford, no keto bullshit.
06:03Yes, sir.
06:04What is that?
06:05More liquid IV.
06:07I thought you passed on the sponsorship.
06:08Yeah, I did.
06:09They DMed my dad some happy family marketing angle.
06:12They want me to do the whole thing with him.
06:13Wait, sorry.
06:14That's it?
06:15How much money did you leave on the table?
06:16Does it matter?
06:17It's kind of his business.
06:18Y'all, he's trying to study.
06:20Trust me.
06:20No amount of money is worth it.
06:22That's why Taco Shack is the ideal sponsorship.
06:25No strings attached, just carne asada.
06:27All I'm saying is cash is better than tacos.
06:29Unless you don't need the cash, I guess.
06:30Jules.
06:31What?
06:32He knows he's a nepo.
06:33Okay, you know what?
06:33I need to focus.
06:35Jeez.
06:36No.
06:37You see what you did?
06:41You think he's coming back with that?
06:49I mean, it's just a start.
06:52What I have, it's rough still.
06:56Might totally suck.
06:58That might suck.
06:59Might not.
07:00It's a process.
07:13I like this, uh, I like this phrase here.
07:16You do?
07:17Yeah.
07:19These, are these lyrics?
07:21No, uh, maybe.
07:25Maybe.
07:25They're my attempts.
07:27Um, I haven't written lyrics since high school.
07:29Okay.
07:30Uh, can you sing it for me?
07:31Oh, no, I'm not a singer.
07:33Sorry.
07:34Well, I, um, I can't read your handwriting.
07:38You know what?
07:39That might be fine.
07:40Okay.
07:41Uh, um, why don't you tell me what you think the song is about?
07:49Yeah, yeah, sure.
07:50Um, uh, it's a love song, I think.
07:55Um, kind of wanted to use the cello here, like a guitar.
08:00Kind of like a George Harrison vibe, right?
08:03Um, like a counterpoint to the vocals.
08:05Like, they're having a conversation.
08:08Uh, sorry.
08:09But the lyrics, um, could be about, like, being in love with someone who doesn't see you.
08:16And the cello's like, hey, I see you.
08:19I'm into you, you know?
08:23Yeah.
08:25Yeah, I, um, I get what you're circling.
08:29Really?
08:30Mm.
08:31Hey, can I, can I borrow this?
08:34Mess around with it a bit?
08:36Uh, yes, please, of course, take it.
08:38Sweet.
08:39Sweet.
08:47Your life is about to change.
08:48It is?
08:49Yeah.
08:50Well, you think my life's about to change?
08:52Hence, Ergo, therefore.
08:54Do you remember my life changing?
08:55Okay.
08:56Do you remember that agent I told you about?
08:58The one that reps Breyer Youth Theater legend, Joanna Maxwell?
09:01Mm-hmm.
09:02Well, he came to see our town a couple weeks ago, and he wants to sign me.
09:07Oh, wow, that's great.
09:08Yeah, it is.
09:09Like, it really, really is.
09:11This agency has offices all over the place, so this could mean film and TV work in L.A.,
09:16like, stage work in New York.
09:18Like, this is everything.
09:20Everything.
09:21What happened in Vermont?
09:22I thought you'd join me there after you graduated.
09:25My family, my dad's insurance company.
09:27Vermont was summer.
09:29Vermont was the plan.
09:32Vermont was your plan.
09:36Maybe I have different plans.
09:39It's just, what are the odds?
09:44What do you mean?
09:46I mean, what are the odds of you actually making it?
09:48In Vermont, we can build a life together.
09:50Yeah.
09:51A great life that's stable and secure.
09:53Yeah, and that is a great life, but...
09:56And you can select.
09:57I mean, you can do all the summer stock you want.
09:58You basically always get the lead, which I know you love.
10:02Okay, and what about fall and winter, spring?
10:06I guess I just thought you'd over all this.
10:12Wow.
10:14I didn't mean it like that, Allie, and then...
10:18Look, I'm getting cold.
10:20Can we talk about this later?
10:22Are you done?
10:26No, I'm not.
10:40Hey, you don't have to lock it.
10:41You just leave it on the porch.
10:42Or actually, you know, I can leave it on the porch.
10:46Oh, hi, thanks.
10:53What happened to your Subaru?
10:55Oh, my Blue-Baru.
10:57How do you know about that?
10:59I fixed it.
11:00Freshman knew you brought it to my family's garage just off Route 6.
11:03That was you?
11:04That was me, yeah.
11:05I love that car.
11:07Tragically, she died.
11:08Oh, shit.
11:09Sorry.
11:10No, no.
11:10You gave my Blue-Baru six more months of life.
11:12I had her my whole freshman year.
11:14That was huge.
11:14Well, if your bike ever needs to tune up, I'm your guy.
11:19Okay.
11:20I'm actually...
11:20I'm serious.
11:21I kind of made a little business out of fixing things, doing handyman work, whatever I can
11:26get around campus.
11:27I'm actually currently on my way to hang Professor Weldon's new widescreen TV for $25 an hour.
11:34Nice.
11:35Yeah.
11:35I'm rolling it.
11:37Well, I'm holding down three jobs at the moment for...
11:40Wait for it.
11:42Minimum wage.
11:43Damn!
11:43Where's the Bentley?
11:44Come on.
11:45I love riding my bike.
11:46Keeps me grounded.
11:47You know?
11:48Really good for you.
11:49Yeah.
11:49I'm proud of you.
11:50You're a hockey player.
11:52I thought all you guys got free rides.
11:53Yeah, well, scholarship money only goes so far.
11:56Can't I'll be Gary Graham, right?
12:00Anyway, he is, uh, studying in his room.
12:03It's the last door on the...
12:04On the left.
12:05I know.
12:06Right.
12:07Right.
12:08Bye.
12:23Garrett?
12:26Garrett!
12:28I'm not sure how cherry pie is going to do to Phyllis.
12:31Oh, my God!
12:37Hannah, wait.
12:38You know, locking the door is a thing that people do.
12:41I'm sorry.
12:41Okay, you know, I plan these sessions for you, and you're always distracted.
12:44You're at the gym curling or pressing or whatever or sexting or...
12:48God, fuck, actually having sex.
12:51Which, by the way, kind of blows up our entire story.
12:53No, it doesn't.
12:54Yeah, it does.
12:55We're supposed to be a couple.
12:57Yeah, but we're not exclusive.
12:58We talked about this.
12:59Well, I know that nobody would believe that Mr. I-Don't-Do-Girlfriends would actually have a girlfriend.
13:04That's not the point.
13:05The point is that you're not taking us this seriously.
13:09Yes, I am.
13:10I was studying.
13:10Yeah, studying what, exactly?
13:12Okay, no.
13:13Actually, don't.
13:14Don't answer that.
13:15Zoe offered to help, you know, take my mind off of things, loosen up a little bit.
13:19Oh, my God.
13:20Please, stop.
13:21You changed the study time.
13:22Yeah, I changed it to now, and you agreed.
13:25Okay, hold on.
13:25Wait.
13:27Oh.
13:28Okay, I'm sorry.
13:30I want to learn this.
13:31I do.
13:32I-I don't get how there can be two truths.
13:37Like, shit's either true or it's not.
13:40Subjective, objective.
13:41I mean, what the fuck, Kierkegaard?
13:45Okay, he-he believed that people needed to define truths for themselves.
13:50Like, believing in God.
13:53See, this is why I need you.
13:55That actually makes sense.
13:56Yeah, well, what can I say?
13:58I know my pretentious philosophers.
13:59Hm.
14:01Okay, look.
14:02I messed up.
14:04Can you please come back inside?
14:06Tucker made salmon.
14:07We can eat, study.
14:08Okay, you have a naked woman in your room.
14:11Oh.
14:13Shit, I do.
14:14Uh, that's okay.
14:16Just, uh, give me-give me five minutes.
14:19What?
14:20Uh, Justin has some thoughts.
14:23About the song.
14:25All right.
14:26Well, what about studying?
14:27I'll send you a video on Kierkegaard that explains everything.
14:30Okay?
14:31And I'll meet you tomorrow before class.
14:34With your clothes on.
14:42Sailing as the eagle shatters
14:45In a cold and lonely world
14:49Alone enough for me to ask this
14:51Alone enough to feel the heart
14:56And then the cello part you wrote for the pre
14:58I actually worked great as a vocal melody.
15:00Then I added another section before the call and response.
15:03Like, um...
15:04What was it all for?
15:07Hello, hello pain
15:10Sinking into your
15:13Yellow, yellow eyes
15:16Yellow, yellow
15:18And then your cello part?
15:22Yellow, yellow
15:32Something like that.
15:33You just came up with that?
15:35That's your melody.
15:36I just, um...
15:37Just gave it words.
15:39Do you like it?
15:41Yeah, yeah.
15:42I do.
15:43I really, really do.
15:45I mean, I told you what.
15:46I'm just...
15:46I'm really glad you like it.
15:52Uh, shit, sorry.
15:53Hang on.
15:55Uh, do you, do you always record yourself?
15:58What, you never know when inspiration might strike?
16:00Like, if you see me around campus with my phone in the air, it's because I'm recording.
16:04Like, the sound of the wind or, uh, trees rustling.
16:09Or the ceramic clinking of Malone.
16:10Such a specific sound.
16:12Such a specific sound, yeah.
16:13Well, and then you use it?
16:15Yeah, sometimes.
16:16Usually, like, really deep in the mix if I'm trying to change things up.
16:20Ben Folds does it too, and Sharon Rennett and...
16:22Like Billie Eilish and Phineas.
16:23Yeah, yeah, exactly.
16:24Oh, my God.
16:26Yeah.
16:27Uh...
16:28Let me, um, send you this file and we can riff on it.
16:32Are you a Pro Tools or a Logic, girl?
16:35Logic.
16:36All the way.
16:37All right.
16:39All right.
16:41Sick.
16:46Oh, sorry.
16:47Uh, let me actually just...
16:49Shit, it's, um, it's 7.30.
16:51I've got to...
16:53I've got to go.
16:55Okay, yeah, yeah, no problem.
16:58I'll see you later.
16:59Yeah.
17:00Okay, cool.
17:01Yeah.
17:06Fuck.
17:06Fuck.
17:33What am I doing now?
17:35What am I doing now?
17:51I'm so scared.
17:54I'm so scared.
17:55I'm so scared.
17:55For a second.
17:56I don't feel insane.
17:59Come medicate me.
18:00I don't sleep at all.
18:02Yeah.
18:02I've been counting sheep.
18:04I look perfect on the surface.
18:06But the nightmare underneath.
18:08I've got in good problems.
18:10I say things that I don't mean.
18:12Some people pay for therapy.
18:14I find it in the sheets.
18:16about my parents.
18:26Hey, let me send you this file and we can riff on it.
18:28uh, we could
18:31or
18:33or
19:00the way I use my
19:01compression
19:03you got the answers to my
19:06confessions
19:07it's like I'm powerful
19:09with a little bit of tender
19:12and emotional
19:14sexual bender
19:16mess me up
19:18yeah, but no one does it better
19:20there's nothing better
19:22that's just the way
19:24you make me feel
19:27that's just the way
19:40that's just the way
19:41you make me feel
19:43what do you want, Wellesie?
19:46Wellesie
19:48Wellesie
19:51sorry, yes?
19:52what?
19:53what if she picks Kierkegaard?
19:54I still don't get the two truths thing
19:56I'm so screwed if I get him
19:58no, you're not
19:59you know everything on these cards
20:01I promise
20:04what if I forget or something
20:05you know, I've been told her
20:06it kind of intimidates the fuck out of me
20:08okay, well
20:09pretend she's a defenseman from Eastwood
20:11coming at you
20:12okay, what would you do?
20:15skate away
20:17hockey's easy
20:19okay, well if you forget
20:21just look at me
20:22okay, convince me
20:28isn't this fun?
20:29huh?
20:30uh-huh
20:53Kierkegaard!
20:55shit, shit
20:56okay
20:57okay
20:57Mr. Graham
20:58your topic is
21:00ghosting
21:01would Kierkegaard argue ghosting is moral or immoral and why?
21:07uh, Kierkegaard would argue that
21:10ghosting someone is
21:15immoral
21:15uh, because
21:17it is
21:19like, um
21:21you know, really wrong
21:22to do to somebody
21:24morally
21:26you forgot this
21:32uh, you know, ghosting
21:33might sound like no big deal
21:35but
21:36Kierkegaard would say
21:38not only is it
21:40harmful
21:41to the victim
21:42it is
21:43an absolute abdication of selfhood
21:49while an objective truth
21:50is supported by facts
21:52Kierkegaard believed that
21:54as individuals
21:55we have a shared moral responsibility
21:57to be honest
22:00based on our own subjective definition of truth
22:04to suddenly disappear from someone's life
22:08without an explanation
22:09is basically like
22:11discarding their humanity
22:12ghosting is choosing
22:15comfort over courage
22:16despair over strength
22:18it is labeling
22:19another human being
22:21as unworthy
22:22and as Kierkegaard himself said
22:25once you label me
22:26you fucking negate me
22:32uh, I'm paraphrasing
22:33ha ha
22:39we did it
22:40a fucking B
22:41plus
22:42don't forget the plus
22:43B plus
22:43yeah, you are officially
22:44a professional bullshitter
22:46thanks to you
22:46oh, what do you want
22:51well see
22:52um
22:54you can put me down now
22:55y'all know how much you can bench
23:01shit
23:01I think Justin saw me
23:07uh, yeah
23:08he just waved at you
23:09crazy
23:11he's walking away now
23:14what's going on
23:16so embarrassing
23:18I think he saw my Justin Cole playlist
23:20you have a Justin Cole playlist?
23:23hey, don't make it worse
23:23are we talking like
23:25songs that remind you of him
23:27or
23:28his band stuff?
23:31his band stuff?
23:33and
23:34some solo stuff
23:35from high school
23:36wow, you went down the fangirl rabbit hole
23:38hard
23:39that is the exact opposite
23:40of everything we've been working on
23:42yeah, I know
23:45oh my god
23:46he wants to know if I'm good
23:49what should I say?
23:50am I good?
23:50nope
23:51what are you doing?
23:52you're not gonna respond
23:53say nothing
23:54what?
23:55hey, fangirl
23:56start thinking like a fuckboy
23:58ghost his ass
23:59wait
24:00didn't you just give a whole
24:01impassioned argument
24:02about how ghosting is immoral
24:03that it's an abdication of selfhood?
24:05that was to get me the grade
24:06this is to get you the guy
24:09you want that, right?
24:13yeah, I do
24:14alright, well then you're stuck with me
24:16because we've only finished
24:16half of the deal
24:17and uh
24:18oh shit
24:19haven't I been
24:20completely right about everything so far?
24:22you are intolerable
24:24so
24:24you are not going to text Justin
24:27you are
24:28going to put your phone away
24:30and come to Malone's
24:31with me and the guys tonight
24:32tonight
24:33you're not working, are you?
24:34no
24:34okay, so you're coming
24:35to Malone's?
24:36yes
24:36okay, with all the guys?
24:37we've established this
24:38Garrett
24:38Hannah
24:39do you know what tonight is?
24:41hell yeah, I do
24:42we're going to karaoke night
24:44with Garrett Graham
24:45and the rest of the team
24:46and you
24:47if you're free
24:48maybe
24:51oh
24:53oh
24:54my slut top
24:56take it
24:56from my boobs to yours
24:58okay, what do you mean maybe?
25:00you might stay in
25:01stay in?
25:03Ali, you didn't even stay in last year
25:05when you sprained your ankle
25:06you bedazzled your boot
25:07yeah
25:08I feel a little
25:09yeah
25:11what's going on?
25:13I told Sean I got an agent
25:15and he got all like
25:16but what about the real world, babe?
25:18I'm sorry, you got a what?
25:19oh yeah
25:19oh yeah
25:20no, I got an agent
25:21yay
25:21oh my god
25:22you let me go on about my shit
25:24when you have news like that?
25:25Ali, this is everything
25:27every fucking thing
25:28no, yeah
25:29it like is everything
25:31right?
25:34you're the best
25:35I love you
25:36I love you too
25:39okay, screw him
25:41you're coming out with me
25:43and we're celebrating you
25:45I don't know
25:46it's karaoke night
25:47are you really going to rob the people of your talent?
25:52take me for what I am
25:56who I was meant to be
26:01and if you give a damn
26:04take me, baby
26:06or leave me
26:08who I was meant to be
26:11she's really going at it
26:12the stage is our happy place
26:14hey, who's next?
26:16someone, please
26:17save us from Adele Dazeem up there
26:21who's every night
26:22who's in your bed
26:27who's in your bed
26:28well Z
26:28what you singing?
26:30nothing
26:30come on
26:31it's karaoke
26:31yeah, well sober karaoke's no fun
26:34I'm sober too
26:34game tomorrow
26:35yeah, and what are you singing?
26:37I don't know
26:37you guys will pull me up or something
26:39I'm good, thanks
26:41alright
26:42baby, what's my sin
26:44never quit
26:44I follow through
26:45I hate mess
26:46but I love you
26:47what to do with my impromptu
26:50baby
26:51so be wise
26:52cause this girl's satisfied
26:56you know, you don't have to be sober
26:58if you don't want to be
26:59yeah, well I, I don't
27:00drink it public
27:01no, I know
27:03but
27:04do you want to?
27:06want to what?
27:07drink
27:09I, I told Ali
27:10I'd
27:11I will look after Ali
27:11she's a no filter drunk
27:13gotta rein her in
27:14I can handle it
27:15I can handle it
27:17and I will guard your drinks
27:18with my life
27:21I got you, Mazi
27:24do you trust me?
27:28yeah
27:28yeah, I, I do
27:34okay, uh, I, I will have a drink
27:37a drink drink
27:38and what is your drink drink of choice?
27:41I don't know
27:42well, that is a fun problem to solve
28:04I think we found you drink drink
28:08yummy
28:11he thought I would outgrow acting
28:14like, dude
28:14I would love to be your nurse number two
28:17with half a line
28:18John Hamm had one scene in Gilmore Girls
28:20I know, he's the bad man
28:23I'm like, I get it
28:24there's no guarantee that I'll make it
28:26but isn't that kind of what's exciting about it?
28:28like, that's why they call it a dream
28:30but I do love him
28:31you know, and
28:32and I know he loves me
28:35and
28:36like
28:37we're supposed to be together
28:43God, we've broken up
28:45and gotten back together
28:45so many times
28:46it's like
28:47insane
28:48I mean, that's gotta mean something, right?
28:51that we keep getting back together
28:55my mom always used to tell me
28:56never give up on love
28:59well, that and
29:00love your body
29:01which
29:01I do
29:02my mom said the same thing
29:04oh my god
29:05really?
29:08wait
29:08hold on
29:09the love thing
29:09or the body thing?
29:15hang in there, girl
29:26G-Lo
29:29Maverick
29:33I've got a boyfriend, you know
29:34yeah, no, I heard
29:35along with
29:36the rest of the ladies' room
29:38doesn't sound like he's gonna last long, though
29:39okay
29:40this is supposed to be
29:41like a sacred space
29:42who the hell hooks up
29:44in the ladies' bathroom anyway?
29:45sorry
29:46not you
29:47you're a sweetheart
29:48and you're disgusting
29:55well, I walk into the room
29:57passing out hundred dollar bills
30:00and it kills
30:01and it thrills
30:01like the horns
30:02on my super auto grill
30:04and I fire the bar
30:06up around the crown
30:07and everybody's getting down
30:09and this town
30:10ain't never gonna be the same
30:14cause I stand up
30:15my horse
30:16and I ride into the city
30:19I'm making a lot of noise
30:21cause the girls
30:22they also rotate
30:24riding up and down Broadway
30:26I'm my old star Leroy
30:28and the girls say
30:29save a horse
30:31ride a cowboy
30:33good, you're here
30:34I'll put you and Garrett down
30:35for summer nights
30:36I know that's a joke
30:37but I would kill Sandy
30:38you know, I wasn't sold on them
30:43at first
30:43but I can see it now
30:44yeah
30:45sure
30:53you fixed my car
30:56you fixed my car
30:58you have a car?
30:59no
31:00had a car
31:01great car
31:03I'm buying you
31:04a very special
31:05thank you drink
31:12okay, you're gonna love it
31:13Hannah has discovered
31:15the piña colada tonight
31:17I only had one
31:19or four
31:20is that what I'm going to?
31:22nope
31:25okay, for my mechanic
31:27I call this
31:28the blue baron
31:29see?
31:30wow, that looks like
31:31wiper fluid
31:32that might actually be
31:33wiper fluid
31:33it's mostly blue curacao
31:35with a secret ingredient
31:38or blue curacao
31:39oh
31:40I'm so excited
31:41I can't believe that
31:43hey G
31:43what's up?
31:44brought you something
31:46thought you were looking
31:47a little parched
31:50I know
31:50nebo babies have feelings too
31:52sorry, I was an asshole
31:53you're always an asshole
31:54there
31:55here goes
32:01save a hole
32:04this is pretty good
32:05they just keep sending you
32:06those for free?
32:07yeah, they still want them
32:08they want my dad
32:09wait
32:09you guys should just
32:11do it together
32:11I mean, look at you
32:13best friends
32:14alright, maybe we'll
32:14slow down on the
32:15piña coladas a little
32:16no, I mean it
32:17screw your dad
32:18do it with Logan
32:19you could be
32:20teammates
32:21spotting each other
32:22at the gym
32:23or
32:25besties
32:25wingmanning each other
32:27at the bar
32:27no, besties
32:28besties
32:29am I drunk or
32:30is she brilliant?
32:31no, I'm drunk
32:31and you're brilliant
32:33and I'm brilliant too
32:34it's not a bad idea
32:35thanks man
32:36but I don't need
32:36the charity
32:37yeah, you do
32:38I mean, seriously
32:39nobody wants to see
32:41oldie McGold's
32:41fuck has been
32:42okay?
32:43what's better
32:44than two
32:46hot young hockey players
32:48three
32:49hot young hockey players
32:51yeah
32:55Hannah Wells
32:56you're up, bitch
32:58woo
32:58alright, hold on
32:59wait, I thought
33:00you weren't singing
33:00well, that was
33:01before I found
33:01the perfect song
33:13oh shit, girl
33:15you know this one?
33:19she's my cherry pie
33:21cold drink of water
33:23such a sweet surprise
33:24tastes so good
33:25like a grown man cry
33:27sweet cherry pie
33:31yeah
33:31woo
33:32yeah
33:34woo
33:37listen
33:40well, swingin' on the front part
33:42swingin' on the lawn
33:43swingin' when we want
33:44cause there ain't nobody home
33:46swingin' to the left
33:47and swingin' to the right
33:49think about hockey
33:50I'll swing
33:51I'm not
33:51yeah
33:54come on
33:57swingin' in the living room
33:58swingin' in the kitchen
33:59most folks do
34:01cause they're too busy
34:02because they're too busy bitchin'
34:02swingin' in the extra one
34:04get beat her
34:05so I mix up the battery
34:06she'll eat the beat her
34:08I scream
34:09you scream
34:09you scream
34:10you scream
34:11don't even try
34:12cause you can't ignore
34:13oh
34:14sweet cherry pie
34:16such a sweet surprise
34:20she'll make a grown man
34:22woo
34:24she's my cherry pie
34:27put a smile on your face
34:28ten miles wide
34:29looks so good
34:31bring a tear to your eye
34:32sweet cherry pie
34:34oh yeah
34:36oh yeah
34:37oh yeah
34:38oh yeah
34:41swingin'
34:44all night long
34:46kinda sweet isn't it
34:48seeing Garrett being serious about someone
34:51you think he's serious?
34:53everyone on fifth line seem to think so
34:55they get more likes than anything else I post
34:58swingin' in the bathroom
35:00swingin' on the floor
35:01swingin' through a heart
35:02forgets her like a dog
35:04ain't a walk with Eddie
35:05so he's six foot four
35:06she's a jing
35:07and a swing with my daughter
35:08no more
35:10she's
35:11my cherry pie
35:13such a sweet surprise
35:16she'll make a grown man
35:18woo
35:20she's my cherry pie
35:23put a smile on your face
35:24ten miles wide
35:25looks so good
35:27bring a tear to your eye
35:28sweet cherry pie
35:30sweet cherry pie
35:51you did good
35:54Mosey
35:55thank you
36:03thank you
36:05thank you
36:16thank you
36:24thank you
36:25dobrze
36:27thank you
36:52You guys, I forgot my purse at the bar.
36:55Your purse with my wallet and keys in it?
36:57We gotta go back.
36:58It's close.
36:59What now?
37:03Next party.
37:12Night-night.
37:18Wellesie?
37:30Wellesie?
37:32Back of my mind.
37:33Back of my mind.
37:36I'm a little scared.
37:37I'm a little wired.
37:40I don't wanna put my foot down right now.
37:42I stop it all happening.
37:44Back of my mind.
37:45Back of my head.
37:48You look really nice, wanna share a bed.
37:51I don't wanna put my foot down right now, but it's happening.
37:56Don't kiss me.
37:58Time might end up on the ceiling.
38:01Way too hard to ever come down to reality.
38:06Back to my sanity.
38:08Guess it's too late for that now.
38:12Hope is a scary thing.
38:14Hope is a scary thing.
38:19Hope is a scary thing.
38:21Flying on temporary wings.
38:24Hope is a scary thing.
38:29I found something to sleep in.
38:32I can see that.
38:44Whoa, whoa.
38:46But I'm a fuckbunny.
38:48A-a puck funny.
38:50No, no.
38:53A fuckbunny.
38:54That's it.
38:55You're a drunk bunny.
38:57Come here.
38:59Come here.
39:19Come here.
39:22A fake relationship means we can fake sleep together?
39:26I don't think it's a great idea.
39:27I actually think it's my best idea.
39:31We're home.
39:34We're home.
39:44Go to sleep, Mosey.
39:47Hey, we're not gonna remember any of this in the morning.
39:55Hey.
39:59What?
39:59What?
40:11Bye.
40:12I'm gonna wait.
40:12Bye.
40:12Bye.
40:13Bye.
40:14Bye.
40:15Bye, bye.
40:18Bye.
40:29Oh, my God.
40:36Can you?
41:07Coffee?
41:12Oh, uh, uh, thanks.
41:19Oh, my God.
41:28Morning.
41:30You were pretty drunk last night.
41:34How much do you remember?
41:36All of it.
41:37You tried to have sex with me.
41:39Yeah, I know.
41:41And now you're bringing me coffee.
41:45Yep.
41:49Okay, are you 100% awake?
41:52Because there's something really important that I need you to do for me.
41:56Oh.
42:05Okay.
42:09I need you to give me an orgasm.
42:18Oh, no.
42:19Oh, no.
42:21I think I'm losing all my self-control.
42:24If you stay, I should go.
42:28But if you don't, I think I'll risk it all.
42:30Oh, no.
42:34Oh, no.
42:36Oh, no.
42:37Oh, no.
42:40Oh, no.
42:40Oh, no.
42:41Oh, no.
42:43Oh, no.
42:43Oh, no.
43:13I think I'm losing all my self-control.
43:19I think I'm losing all my self-control.
43:29Oh, no.
43:30Oh, no.
43:30Oh, no.
43:32Oh, no.
43:45Oh, no.
44:00I think I'm losing all my self-control.
44:03If you stay, I should go.
44:07But if you don't, I think I'll risk it all.
44:19Oh, no.
44:20Oh, no.
44:20Oh, no.
44:23Oh, no.
44:24Oh, no.
44:25Oh, no.
44:25Oh, no.
44:26Oh, no.
44:36Oh, no.
44:37Oh, no.
44:43Oh, no.
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