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02:30In my class, average actually means average.
02:34That is why 70% of you got a C plus or lower.
02:37It's a fucking jock class.
02:39Like, why am I being forced to try?
02:40I probably failed.
02:42Oh, I definitely did.
02:43Do you think we can still drop it, bro?
02:46I can't.
02:47I need this for my major.
02:48Relax.
02:49Sure, your coach will convince Tolbert to get creative with your grading system.
02:53Um, jocks, so pretty, so entitled.
02:59Aren't you above stereotypes?
03:00Babe, I'm trying to be below one of those stereotypes.
03:04Maybe behind.
03:06And none of you star athletes should expect any special treatment.
03:10You knew what your practice schedule looked like before you signed up for this class, Mr. Maxwell.
03:14Hmm.
03:14Me?
03:14No, I was just curious about, uh, extra credit opportunities to, you know, learn more.
03:19You can learn from your next assignment.
03:21Oral presentations.
03:23Okay.
03:24Yeah, definitely dropping.
03:28Thanks.
03:29Perfect.
03:30Another D.
03:31So, how'd you do?
03:34No, I'm good.
03:35Girl.
03:36Really?
03:37Yeah, I wrote in like an hour or so.
03:42Fucking hell, you aced it?
03:44I knew it.
03:45Show me.
03:46Do you mind?
03:47What?
03:49Only you get to look at things that you shouldn't.
03:51Okay.
03:52Now that we got that covered, anybody want to hazard a guess as to what we will be discussing today?
04:02There goes your manic pixie dream boy.
04:04Stop.
04:04Justin Cole's not my anything.
04:06It's not too late.
04:07It's not too late.
04:09You are intolerable.
04:11Did she do it?
04:12Did she talk to Justin Cole?
04:13No, no.
04:13She's too busy pining wistfully from afar.
04:16He has literally no idea who I am, okay?
04:18Am I supposed to just bling myself on him?
04:19Yes.
04:20Mona!
04:21I've said maybe two words to the guy, and they weren't even good words.
04:23Diana, you love his music, and you've been crushing on him for weeks.
04:26Mona!
04:26Soundchakes at five.
04:27You're on at nine, okay?
04:28Eight words.
04:29Ever.
04:30Hey, Mona.
04:32Who's Mona?
04:33I think you.
04:37I'm not Mona.
04:38It is an M, though, right?
04:40Not even close.
04:41What do you want, Garrett Graham?
04:43Pedals to walk on?
04:44Maybe another fancy gym that costs thousands of dollars, even though the theater department
04:48is literally falling apart.
04:49Hmm.
04:51So, uh, I failed that paper.
04:53Sounds like a lot of people did.
04:55And I was thinking it'd be great if I didn't fail again.
04:59So.
05:01Is there a question in there?
05:02There's a question.
05:03I don't think I heard a question.
05:05No.
05:05You guys are late for a scene study.
05:07All right, go.
05:08I'll see you at dinner.
05:09Bye, Mona.
05:12I need your help.
05:14Wow.
05:15What?
05:16See, usually with questions, voices kind of go up at the end, and your voice didn't do
05:20that, so.
05:21Okay.
05:22Could you, pretty pleased with sugar on top, help me study so that I don't fail spectacularly?
05:27Better, but no.
05:30Come on, do me a solid.
05:32I mean, you kind of owe me for that sneak peek.
05:34Okay, that was an honest mistake.
05:36Was it?
05:37I mean, tons of girls would have paid good money for the view you got, so.
05:40Okay, I'm scarped for life.
05:41If anything, you owe me.
05:43Well, I have to ace the oral presentation or I can't play.
05:46Okay, believe it or not, I have my own priorities that have nothing to do with fire hockey.
05:50Find another tutor, dude.
05:56Turns out I'm still 20
05:58When I'm acting middle-aged
06:00Same old conversation
06:02All this small talk that I hate
06:05And I never thought I'd say it
06:08But I'm sick of everyone
06:09I need to sweat it out
06:12I need to have some fun
06:15Get the girls and the cards
06:16Get the cards and the cards and the club
06:18Girls gonna dance and the boys gonna love this
06:21Picking their lips
06:22Wishing they had their big boy hands all on my hips
06:26Everybody's on some drugs
06:28Everybody wants some love
06:29I don't want shit
06:31I don't need to chase that hit
06:32As long as I got my boys and girls I'm rich
06:36Oh, shit.
06:37Wait
06:37Wait
06:39Wait
06:39Wait
06:39Wait
06:40Wait
06:40Wait
06:41Bye
06:55Bye
06:56Bye
07:10Hey. Wanted to talk to me?
07:12If this is about being late, I have a new idea for a shortcut.
07:19Oh. Oh, you have your bad news face.
07:24It's your scholarship.
07:26It's not happening this year.
07:28What?
07:29Budget cuts don't even get me started.
07:32No, we're three weeks into the semester.
07:34How can... No, no, they can't. No.
07:37We'll get you an appointment with the financial aid office.
07:39They can help.
07:41No, they're just going to give me another work-study job.
07:43I can barely do all my schoolwork as it is.
07:46Oh, my God.
07:48Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
07:49Don't stop breathing.
07:50You need air to process and live.
07:53Yeah, I also need money.
07:55Is there another scholarship I could apply for?
07:58Another classical composition scholarship?
08:03I could switch concentrations.
08:05Performance?
08:05Girl, we both know you're a much stronger composer than clarinetist.
08:09And there's no money in classical.
08:11Well, jazz. Jazz.
08:12I could write jazz.
08:14Even less money, right?
08:17What do I do?
08:18Let's chat again on Monday after you've had a few days to sit with this.
08:22Hey, Hannah.
08:23We're going to get through it, okay?
08:30I could write pop.
08:32First place comes with a scholarship, right?
08:34Right, but...
08:35You just said that I'm a stronger composer than clarinetist moments ago.
08:38And I wrote an outstanding piece on pop harmonies in your music theory class freshman year.
08:44I mean, your word, outstanding.
08:46It's true.
08:47Not many people can write so eloquently about the harmonic vocal identities and the work of One Direction.
08:53Yeah, see?
08:53Yeah, I can totally pop.
08:55How hard can it be, really?
08:56Famous last words, because the competition, it's pretty steep, Hannah.
09:01No, I can do this.
09:02I will do this.
09:06Okay.
09:07Bring some ideas into class.
09:09We'll talk.
09:11Okay.
09:22Dean!
09:24Dean!
09:27Where you at?
09:30Dean!
09:31Do not give me the silent treatment.
09:34He's taking the world's longest shower.
09:36Still.
09:36At least the door's shut this time.
09:39Logan!
09:41Drain's clogged again.
09:42No shit.
09:43Finish your fucking shower, I'll come fix it.
09:46Dean!
09:47Come help with the kegs.
09:49Told you.
09:50I'll be right down.
09:51Yeah, but when?
09:55You want me to come down naked, Tucker?
09:58Because I'll do it.
09:59You sure will.
10:00Never mind.
10:01Forget I have.
10:05Maybe Garrett will help.
10:06Where the fuck is Garrett?
10:08Garrett?
10:08Hmm.
10:10Guys?
10:16Hey, what's up, bud?
10:17What's up, dude?
10:19Garrett!
10:20Hey!
10:23Yo, Garrett!
10:25What's up, bud?
10:25What's up?
10:26Can't wait for the evening game tomorrow.
10:28Hey, man.
10:30Ladies?
10:31Hey!
10:31Oh, Garrett!
10:33Yeah, man.
10:41Smells good, Tucker.
10:46Dean?
10:47Dean?
10:48Dude, can't you see I'm cooking, man?
10:50Say it, bro.
10:52Just fix the shower again.
10:54Give you one guess.
10:56Oh, jeez.
10:57Well, that could be any.
10:59Fuck, dude.
11:00It's obviously yours, bud.
11:01Don't look at me.
11:02What?
11:03Hey, Sean, I was sexy.
11:04What's the next time a drain gets clogged in this house so you can fix it?
11:07Yeah, like Dean's ever snaked a drain.
11:08Have you ever snaked a drain?
11:10I know what snaking a drain is.
11:12I mean, that counts, right?
11:13Hey, what are these dainty fucking sandwiches you're making, Tucker?
11:16It's a house party.
11:17We need dippables.
11:18I'm sorry.
11:19Did you just...
11:19Yeah, he just said, uh, dippables?
11:22Dippables.
11:22Dippables.
11:23Okay.
11:24Dippables.
11:25Dippables.
11:25Yeah, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
11:28There's nothing for you, Logan, if you're going to make all my food, but I...
11:30You're beautiful, man.
11:31You look great.
11:33What are we listening to?
11:39Here we go.
11:43Hey, can you play something from this millennium, please?
11:45This is a classic.
11:54Would not have pegged you for an oldies guy.
11:58Kendall?
12:00Graham?
12:03Brought you a refill?
12:05One's my max.
12:07Night before game.
12:08I'm so strict.
12:11Are you also strict about non-alcoholic kinds of fun?
12:17Like what?
12:29I'm so into you, I can barely breathe.
12:34And all I want to do is to fall in deep.
12:40Close ain't close enough to cross the line.
12:45So name a game to play.
12:47Hey, so for your pop showcase tour de force,
12:50are we feeling folklore vibes or mayhem?
12:53I don't know.
12:53I feel like I'm more of a tailor than a go-go.
12:56You haven't fallen in love in all times to be a tailor.
12:59Yes, I have.
13:00With who?
13:03Okay, fine.
13:04Sadly, you never have crushes.
13:06The fact that you are down bad for Justin Cole
13:09is totally a sign that he's special.
13:11So, be a tailor and do something about it.
13:22Okay, have you seen him?
13:25He's so much easier to look at than talk to.
13:28Hold on, just because he can play the guitar
13:30and has tiny tattoos
13:32doesn't make him some untouchable rock god.
13:35What are you afraid of?
13:39I don't know.
13:40Okay, maybe I talk to him
13:42and his accent makes me melt
13:44and it goes terribly.
13:46Or he's just not interested.
13:47And then I never feel this way
13:49about anyone ever again.
13:52Or maybe...
13:56Or maybe...
13:59I'm not you, Ali.
14:01I can't just find a husband day one of college.
14:04I can't talk to a guy like it's no big deal.
14:07I walked in on Garrett Graham in the shower
14:09and I fell over a laundry cart.
14:10You did what?
14:11I don't want to talk about it.
14:12You saw Garrett Graham naked?
14:15What did he look like?
14:17He looked naked
14:18and then I fell,
14:19which is my point.
14:21I can't do this.
14:23Okay, I have an idea.
14:24Literally everyone's going to block party tomorrow,
14:26including Justin, probably.
14:28When's an easier time to talk to a guy than a party?
14:30Well, I don't like parties.
14:33But you love music?
14:35No, I need to work on my showcase song.
14:37That's an excuse.
14:38And you know it.
14:39No, it's not.
14:40I want to present a demo in my class next week.
14:42It's a whole and all-nighter.
14:43I think I'm spending the night at Sean's anyway.
14:45You'll have the place to yourself.
14:47No, but...
14:47No, Hannah.
14:48I'm not letting you off the hook this time.
14:50If you want to be a tailor,
14:51you have to take a risk.
15:04I'm so weedy-o, weedy-o, weedy-o.
15:10I want you like the pills behind the counter that hit.
15:14I want you so bad my fingers shook with it.
15:17And we could have all of the money in the world,
15:19but all the money in the world couldn't buy us this.
15:23You're somebody else, you might never be it.
15:26My name is Peter Dami, my home the same.
15:29I don't think I'm gonna be it.
15:31I don't think I'm gonna be it.
15:32I don't think I'm gonna be it.
15:34I don't think I'm gonna be it.
15:34I don't know what we will.
15:35I change my head, you change your clothes,
15:38my jee-tattoos if you like them.
15:42Kiss me till my lips are bruised.
15:45I promise no one's watching me.
15:48Not just a body, you somebody,
15:50would a body, you're somebody to me.
15:54Not just a body, you somebody,
15:56would a body, want your body on me.
16:00Not just a body, you somebody,
16:02would a body, you're somebody.
16:04Not just a body, you're somebody.
16:08Not just a body, you're somebody,
16:09would a body, would a body, would a body on me.
16:12If that one again, it might take you by surprise.
16:16My box of shorts, so I could drive in.
16:19I change my head, you change your clothes,
16:22my jeep tattoos, they feel like home.
16:25People talk, but I don't care.
16:28Saving your own, your thing is through my head.
16:31People talk, I know they do.
16:34Let's let them talk about me.
16:37Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
16:43no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
17:05I've missed you.
17:08I've missed you.
17:13I've been busy at practice.
17:15Yeah, no, it's not a judgment, I just missed you.
17:28Did you miss me?
17:31Um...
17:32Wow, okay, guess I misread this.
17:36No.
17:38Well, I mean, yeah, you kind of did, but...
17:41You know, Kendall, I've been very up front.
17:43My whole life is morning workouts, class, practice, repeat.
17:48The whole team has practice, Garrett.
17:50Okay, they still have lives.
17:52Yeah, I mean, well, none of them were drafted by the Bruins.
17:55So you're special.
17:57What?
17:57That's not...
17:58No, I was just made captain.
18:00So the Bruins are watching every game, how I play, how I behave.
18:04I can't lose focus.
18:06So, like I said before, all I can offer is casual.
18:09Yeah, well, I don't want that anymore.
18:12Hey, I want to be your girlfriend.
18:16Why?
18:19I mean, like, what I mean is, I...
18:23What's my favorite band?
18:25My major?
18:27How do I like my coffee?
18:30What's my mother's name?
18:33Look, I don't know any of those answers about you, either.
18:36So maybe you just want to be with the guy headed to the NHL,
18:41or you've deluded yourself into thinking that I'm someone I never pretended to be.
18:46But either way, you deserve better.
18:51Fuck you, Garrett.
18:59Yeah, fuck me.
19:14All right, there's a lot of hype around these young guys.
19:16The Bruins are putting a lot of faith, a lot of stock in Garrett Graham.
19:20He has the ability and the potential to be a generational player in this league.
19:24Wow, really?
19:25Garrett is the type of player who has that tenacity,
19:27but I'm betting that Garrett Graham proves me right.
19:30If you got a lady and you want her gone,
19:34but you ain't got the guts.
19:38She gives me a natural net and day.
19:41You move.
19:42I'm not the dry and nuts.
19:45For a fee, I'm happy to be.
19:50Come on.
19:52Turn his eat.
19:54Find that treat.
19:56Turn his eat.
19:57Find that treat.
19:59Turn his eat.
20:01Find that treat.
20:02I'll do it.
20:03No, I take it back.
20:04Turn his eat.
20:06Turn his eat.
20:08Turn his eat.
20:10Come on.
20:12Come on.
20:15Come on.
20:15I'm not the bad.
20:16Don't think bad, huh?
20:18You know what I mean?
20:20Come on!
20:29Oh, fuck!
20:33We weren't dating.
20:34We kinda were.
20:35Yeah, you and Kendall have been hooking up all semester.
20:38How says...
20:40Nay!
20:41Nay!
20:41Nay!
20:42Okay, Dean agrees with you, which kinda just proves that you're wrong.
20:46Fuck.
20:46You know, I don't have to take this slender.
20:48I'm a responsible, upstanding member of society.
20:51Dean?
20:55I'll be ready in 30 minutes.
20:5730 minutes?
20:58Maybe an hour?
20:59That's ambitious.
21:00Ernie gets a half hour.
21:02If he's any longer than that, we're leaving without him.
21:03Are you stuck?
21:04Yes, sir.
21:08Is your dad?
21:11Yeah.
21:15Yeah.
21:15Yeah, he's got a new girlfriend and wants me to meet her.
21:17Ah.
21:19That's inevitable, right?
21:26Look, I know he can, uh, be a dick.
21:29No, he's more than a dick.
21:29Okay.
21:31But he's still your dad.
21:36All he cares about is hockey.
21:39You know, I only matter because I am him.
21:42I'm just a mini fucking Phil Graham.
21:44Yeah, man.
21:45I mean, all you'd have to do is win a Stanley Cup, a Norris trophy or two, spend more time
21:50on your hair than a Kardashian, and bam, yeah, you're just like him.
21:55Hey.
21:58Your dad was great.
21:59Everybody knows it.
22:01But no one is expecting you to be him.
22:06He is.
22:08All our parents have expectations, G.
22:11Shit, I'd kill for my dad to even be into hockey, let alone a damn legend.
22:15Alright?
22:16But we're not doing this for them.
22:20Yeah.
22:21We're doing this because we love it.
22:23Right?
22:31Yeah.
22:33Thanks, man.
22:34Take a shower.
22:35You smell like shit.
22:36Fine.
23:02Hi.
23:04You're in here.
23:05I can't pull an all-nighter in my room, I'll fall asleep.
23:08Fair enough.
23:09How's it coming?
23:11I have a melody.
23:13No lyrics, though.
23:14Well, that's great.
23:15That's like halfway done, right?
23:16No, not really.
23:18Lyrics are kind of a big thing in pop.
23:20That's why classical is easier.
23:22Dude, I have seen your sheet music.
23:24Classical is not easier.
23:27Definitely is.
23:29Well, have you ever written a pop song before?
23:32Uh, not since high school.
23:34I don't come back to you.
23:35Just riding a bike.
23:38Yeah, maybe.
23:40Hey.
23:42Be nice to my friend Hannah.
23:44You just started writing.
23:45These things take time, right?
23:50What if I can't?
23:51I'll...
23:52What if I write a terrible song and I fail a pop showcase and I can't afford my tuition next
23:59semester?
24:00You know, like, what if you're right?
24:02If I don't fall in love, I can't be a tailor that can write a perfect song about love and
24:07life and heartbreak.
24:08Hey, hey, you are setting the bar way too high.
24:11I mean, of course you're gonna fall in love.
24:14Someday.
24:16Maybe it'll be with Justin.
24:17Maybe someone else.
24:20No, I've just been staring at this blank page all night and I have literally no idea what it should
24:25be about.
24:27What did you write about in high school?
24:29What?
24:29You said you wrote in high school.
24:32What did you write about?
24:39Hannah?
24:40Uh, nothing.
24:43It's dumb.
24:48Well, something will come to you.
24:50Okay?
24:51Just give it time.
24:53Yeah.
24:55Hey, out of curiosity, you weren't supposed to open at Malone's today, right?
25:04Shit!
25:30There you are.
25:31Sorry, Bella.
25:32I did all the time.
25:34I ain't as young as I fucking used to be.
25:36I know, I can't handle this all on my own, you know?
25:39No, no, I'm sorry.
25:40Sorry.
25:40Hey.
25:41See you there.
25:41Back to the game.
25:42Hi.
25:44Oh, no, you like it?
25:45Thanks.
25:46You can borrow it.
25:50Ah, hello.
25:53Hi.
25:56Hi.
25:56Hi.
25:57Picking up a takeaway order for Justin Cobb?
26:01Yeah, yeah.
26:02No, I know who you are.
26:04We've spoken, kind of.
26:07Your band is really good.
26:10Yeah, thanks.
26:12I'm not like a creepy soccer fan or anything.
26:14I work here, so I've heard you.
26:17Say good.
26:18The uniform?
26:20Right.
26:22I carried a watermelon.
26:25What?
26:27Dirty dancing.
26:29Jennifer Grey's this really awkward moment with Patrick Swayze when I...
26:34Sorry, never mind.
26:35Yeah, obviously I work here.
26:38Look, I'm kind of in a rush.
26:39Can I...
26:40Oh, my God.
26:40Yeah.
26:41Yeah, sorry.
26:42Yeah.
26:44Bye.
26:46Smooth.
26:48I carried a watermelon.
26:49Anyone ever tell you that eavesdropping is rude?
26:52Did anyone ever tell you that your references are dated?
26:54It's a classic.
26:56I just came over here to see if we could place an order.
26:58Or is it like a self-serve kind of day?
27:01I'll be right with you.
27:04You know, you shouldn't fawn over him.
27:05What?
27:06That guy.
27:06You're too available.
27:07Like the girls throwing themselves at you over there.
27:10That's a different scenario.
27:11I don't do girlfriends.
27:12They know that.
27:13Okay, well, congratulations, Casanova.
27:14But I don't need your help.
27:16Refill?
27:17Yeah, please.
27:20What if I paid you?
27:22I was to take your dating advice.
27:23You could tutor me, nerd.
27:25You could just ask my name.
27:27Usually, girls just tell me.
27:30Come on, I'll pay you anything.
27:31You're the only one who got an A on that paper.
27:33So?
27:35So, I need to play.
27:37Why?
27:37Because you get off on beating people up?
27:39What?
27:41Hockey is the only non-combat sport
27:43that doesn't eject its players for fighting.
27:44It celebrates it.
27:46When a team is down and points at actual strategies
27:48to pick a fight for morale.
27:52Sorry.
27:53I'm sure you're not a bad guy.
27:54I just don't like hockey.
27:57Yeah.
27:59Yeah.
28:17Hey.
28:18Just talk to him.
28:20You'll be all right.
28:24Papa Graham.
28:26De Laurentiis.
28:27Great hit of McManus last week.
28:29Bet that kid felt it in his bones.
28:31Yeah, you know.
28:32Gotta keep my boy's back.
28:33I like it.
28:34Tucker, you're looking good out there.
28:36You're really finding your rhythm with the line.
28:38Thanks, Mr. Graham.
28:39Want to see you in the stands this afternoon?
28:41Wouldn't miss it.
28:44Mr. Graham.
28:45Logan.
28:47Looking handsome as ever.
28:48You too, man.
28:49Good to see you.
28:52Yeah.
28:52Huh.
28:57Saw that you made captain.
29:00About time.
29:03I'm a junior.
29:04Ah.
29:05Better late than never.
29:08Did you drive all the way out here to congratulate me
29:10or make me feel like I fucked up somehow?
29:11Look, I tried calling you earlier, but you don't answer...
29:16I'm not here to fight.
29:17Can we just go inside?
29:19No.
29:19No thanks.
29:21Garrett.
29:22Dad.
29:23Fine.
29:26Cindy and I are getting married.
29:31You've been dating for like two seconds.
29:33Six months.
29:34That's not any better.
29:35Does she even fucking know you?
29:37Watch it.
29:38I don't have any time for this.
29:40We have a game today.
29:40I know.
29:41Eastwood.
29:42Our biggest rivals.
29:43She wants to meet you.
29:44Your timing is fucking shit.
29:45If you would just see anything...
29:47I didn't answer my phone because I don't want to talk to you.
29:49You told me your news.
29:50Congratulations.
29:50I'll see you at the wedding.
29:52Make you a man and make you a honeymoon.
29:54Boy.
29:55For real.
29:56Boy.
29:56Boy.
29:57I'm the lead and I'm breaking the waves.
30:00Please welcome ...
30:02Your very own ...
30:04RYAR!
30:07Jeff!
30:11Hey!
30:31I think he has the potential, honestly, to have a bigger impact than Phil ever had.
30:36All right, I can't wait to hear what Phil has to say about that.
30:40This is fucking my dad.
30:41This is shit.
30:43I'm at the table a thousand to play.
30:45He's running the dog, dude, now.
30:46This isn't a game.
30:47This is a game.
30:47This is a game.
30:48Right around the corner from Babyface.
30:50Babyface around me.
30:51Watch.
30:52Watch.
30:52Watch.
30:53Watch.
30:53Watch.
30:54Watch.
30:54Watch.
30:56Eric Graham is a bigger player.
30:58I think he can play that mean physical game.
31:01He needs to be consistent.
31:03What do you know, G?
31:07Hey, come on, bro.
31:09Get your head in here.
31:14His dad certainly taught him everything he knows, right?
31:17Phil Graham's physicality was brutal, and he's always on the warpath.
31:21Making daddy proud, Graham?
31:45I am curious to see what kind of player Derek Graham turns out to be.
31:57He said that.
31:58You know, Garrett doesn't do the girlfriend thing.
32:00He also doesn't do the repeat hookup thing.
32:02He's been hooking up since summer.
32:03Whatever.
32:03Good friends.
32:04And honestly, he's playing like shit.
32:07Yo, Graham's playing like shit.
32:08I told you they're fucking losers.
32:10Ha ha.
32:11Let's hope they keep at it.
32:12We'll destroy them.
32:14Hell yeah.
32:15Let me get some of that, Delaney.
32:16Got you, bro.
32:26Oh, my God.
32:29Oh, my God.
32:32Oh, my God.
32:36Oh, my God.
33:13Hey, Garrett!
33:16Hey, the game's not over!
33:42Hey, Garrett!
34:12Hey, Garrett!
34:34Hey, Garrett!
34:35Hey, Garrett!
34:35Hey, Garrett!
34:35Hey, Garrett!
35:04Hey, Garrett!
35:05Hey, Garrett!
35:06Hey, Garrett!
35:22Hey, Garrett!
35:23Hey, Garrett!
35:36Hey, Garrett!
35:44Hey, Garrett!
35:47Hey, Garrett!
35:49Hey, Garrett!
36:28Hey, Garrett!
36:54It's not on the one, it's not the mambo, it's a feeling, a heartbeat.
37:16What are you doing?
37:17Watching a movie.
37:18I mean, why are you in bed?
37:20Because I'm watching a movie?
37:22We talked about this, you promised.
37:27Sean, convince Hannah to come out with us.
37:29No, Sean, tell Ollie I have zero interest.
37:31Also, I've had a long day and I'm watching a movie.
37:33No, you're watching Dirty Dancing, which means you're burrowing.
37:36Hi, babe. Good to see you, too.
37:38Whatever.
37:39Hi.
37:40No, convince Hannah to come out. It's block party, Hannah.
37:43You know, if you don't give a now, she'll just keep at it until you do.
37:45And if you still don't, she'll text you all night distracting you.
37:48Ah, well, the power of do not disturb.
37:50That doesn't matter. She's coming.
37:55I don't know what just happened.
37:57Justin Cole just happened.
37:59Yeah, well, Dexter's already there.
38:00And so is Justin fucking Cole.
38:01And he's there alone, which means Hannah's gonna slide right in.
38:04No, no, I have nothing to wear.
38:05Okay, well, that's not even remotely true.
38:08Come on, I'll pick out your outfit. You just do your makeup.
38:11Really try to look hot, Hannah.
38:13Do I not normally?
38:15You just look... Sean, help me.
38:18I plead the fifth.
38:20Fine. Okay, I'll do your makeup, too. Just hustle.
38:23Before Justin leaves.
38:45Oh!
38:46Oh!
38:48Oh!
38:48Yes, bitch!
38:49That is what I'm talking about, honey!
38:52Okay, um, don't look now, but Justin is right over.
38:55I just said don't look now.
39:00Well, now you have to go over there.
39:02No, I talked to him earlier.
39:03He's not good.
39:05Just stop thinking this.
39:07Now, this is why we pregame.
39:08Now, put on your big girl pants and go talk to him.
39:11I can get us more shots if you need them, girl.
39:12Look how courage.
39:13Hey, don't fear pressure.
39:14How was that?
39:14Hannah's friend from high school.
39:16I thought we'd be.
39:16You're not pressuring Hannah to drink in public.
39:18You're only pressuring Hannah to finally talk to Justin fucking Cole.
39:22Right?
39:24Fine, but can we dance first?
39:27Yeah, we can.
39:41Wow, thank you so much.
39:49You know, if you pick your head up three inches, there's a party.
39:54The waitress from Malone's, what's her name?
39:58It's Hannah.
39:59What?
40:01Idiot.
40:02Dude, she's waited on us like 17,000 times.
40:05Who, she has?
40:07Yeah, you seriously haven't noticed her?
40:12All right, we're doing shots.
40:14We're doing shots, boys.
40:15All right, boys.
40:16Come on, bro.
40:16I'm watching you spill it right now.
40:17Give a shot.
40:18Come on, buddy.
40:18Have some faith.
40:19Jeez.
40:20Thank you very much.
40:20Just take your tampon out and relax.
40:22Okay.
40:23Yep.
40:24A little bit of luck going on.
40:25Ooh, faint.
40:28Oh.
40:29You drinking tonight, G?
40:32Uh, yeah.
40:33Okay.
40:33So it seems.
40:34Okay.
40:35Here's to me.
40:36Here's to you.
40:37Fuck the rest.
40:38Whereby are you?
40:38That's her, baby.
40:39Yes, sir.
40:40Come on.
40:40Get one, Dini.
40:41Get in here.
40:41Cheers, boy.
40:43Cheers, boy.
40:48Here we go.
41:08Oh.
41:09He's hot.
41:09Oh.
41:11Oh.
41:13He's hot.
41:16Oh.
41:17Say it so loud.
41:27Oh
41:41Hello
41:42Hello
41:46All yours princess
42:17Hello
42:18Okay, you're ready?
42:20No, I'm not
42:21Who are you? We'll be watching
42:22Perfect!
42:24Okay, give me your coat
42:25Okay
42:28You got this
42:29You better go
42:48Stop it
42:51Yeah, one, two, three, got this
42:54Hey, you okay?
42:58Yeah, uh
43:01The grand
43:03Stupid cheers
43:07I think we got off on the wrong foot earlier
43:10I'm a musician, too
43:11Writer, not performer
43:14It's sick, yeah
43:15What kind of stuff do you add?
43:17Uh, classical, mostly
43:20Yeah, classical
43:21But I'm trying out other styles, too
43:23Like, pop, folk, R&B
43:28Rock, electronic
43:30But mostly pop, though
43:32And...
43:33Wellesie!
43:33Classical
43:35Good?
43:36Babe, I am always telling you to wear your jacket
43:38You never do
43:41Oh, no!
43:42No, no, no, no, no, no, no, come on
43:43What?
43:45Hey
43:47I'm, uh...
43:47I know you are, man
43:48Yeah, you were an island at Eastwood today
43:50Yeah, thanks, man
43:51No worries
43:52You're a hockey fan?
43:54Uh, yeah, my, uh, my dad played
43:56You know, nothing like Phil Graham
43:58But, uh, yeah, we'd watch together
44:01What?
44:03You're a Johanna, right?
44:05Yeah
44:07Anna Wells
44:11Right
44:12Now, it was nice to meet you
44:14Yeah
44:15Oh?
44:18Okay
44:20See you around
44:21Sweet
44:22Who the hell was that?
44:27And how do you suddenly know my name?
44:28Don't worry about it
44:29And you're welcome
44:31For?
44:32Now Jacob knows who you are
44:33Justin
44:34Whatever
44:36Look, guys like that only want what someone else has
44:39Especially
44:40When that someone is a Briar U athlete
44:43You really have a healthy opinion of yourself, don't you?
44:45I actually thought that was pretty modest
44:47I could have said starting center, team captain, highest scorer for two seasons straight
44:51Oh, fuck
44:54It worked, didn't it?
45:08Why do you care?
45:10I haven't been particularly nice to you
45:14You're a music major, right?
45:17I saw your Instagram
45:20You, uh
45:23You sort of disappear
45:25When you play
45:27I don't mean that in a bad way
45:29I mean, uh
45:31You love it, I can tell
45:34Don't you love hockey like that?
45:38I don't know
45:41I don't know
45:41It's just something
45:44I've always done
45:46To impress my dad
45:49And does it?
45:51Nothing impresses him
45:53Not really
45:57What about your mom?
46:01She, um
46:05Uh, she died
46:07A while back
46:09Cancer
46:11Oh
46:13Look
46:17I don't believe in favors
46:19Or shortcuts
46:21I don't want to pass this class because somebody handed me the grade
46:24I want to earn it
46:26And
46:27I'm pretty sure you're the only one that can help me do that
46:31So what? I
46:32I
46:32Help you study for the midterm
46:34And you play my fake boyfriend to get Justin's attention?
46:39Something like that
46:42You'd still have to pay me
46:44Obviously
46:56Don't forget
46:58I'm not your girl, Graham
47:01This is my dance space, this is your dance space
47:04I don't go into yours, you don't come into mine
47:06You've seen Dirty Dancing?
47:08That's my mom's favorite movie
47:12Still a dated reference though
47:15Asshole
47:15Asshole
47:16Hey, this is why this is perfect
47:19You're not interested in me, and I'm not interested in a relationship
47:22So this arrangement is mutually beneficial?
47:26Purely transactional
47:30So?
47:37Deal
47:55For this plan to work, we have to sell it
48:00We're gonna be fake dating, there needs to be real kissing
48:02Whoa, easy
48:03I just met you
48:04What are we gonna do, hold hands?
48:06You seriously think that's gonna get Justin's attention?
48:08Is he looking?
48:09No
48:15He's looking now
48:20This won't make your friendship weird at all?
48:22If we're gonna convince anyone that we're hooking up, you can't blush
48:25Whenever I come near you
48:26Get over yourself, I don't blush
48:28Oh yeah?
48:31See?
48:32Nothing
48:33Not bad
48:38Me and you in the ruins, that's the dream, right?
48:41Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends
48:43What's really going on?
48:46Oh my god, Justin's here
48:47Be cool, you're with me
48:50He is not just some random guy I wanna hook up with
48:52He is a talented musician who I respect
48:56Why didn't you tell me what you think the song's about?
48:58Like, being in love with someone who doesn't see you
49:02She's not my girlfriend
49:03But you clearly want her to be
49:10You're not taking us this seriously
49:13Watch the player from the puzzle
49:15What the hell does that mean?
49:16It means, trust me
49:25If I looked all over the world
49:29And there's every type of girl
49:32Watch your empty eyes seem to pass me by
49:35I'm dancing with myself
49:37So let's sink another drink
49:41It'll give me time to think
49:44If I had the chance, I asked the world to dance
49:48I am dancing with myself
49:50Oh-oh
49:51Dancing with myself
49:54Dancing with myself
49:57And there's nothing I'm losing
49:58There's nothing to prove
50:00I am dancing with myself
50:02Oh-oh
50:04Sweat! Sweat! Sweat! Sweat!
50:07Oh-oh
50:07Sweat! Sweat! Sweat!
50:09Oh-oh
50:09Sweat! Sweat! Sweat!
50:12Oh-oh
50:15I looked all over the world
50:18And there's every type of girl
50:21But your empty eyes seem to pass me by
50:25You left me dancing with myself
50:27So let's sink another drink
50:31It'll give me time to think
50:33If I had the chance, I asked the world to dance
50:37I'd be dancing
50:39Dancing!
50:40Dancing with myself
50:42Dancing with myself
50:43Dancing with myself
50:46If I had the chance, I asked the world to dance
50:49If I had the chance, I asked the world to dance
50:52If I had the chance, I asked the world to dance
50:55If I had the chance, I asked the world to dance
50:58O-oh
50:59um
51:10you
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