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Love Island Season 13 Episode 7
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00:00Raunchy
00:03It's gonna be risky I love that one, too, and it's gonna be downright rude
00:13Add to that a blizzard all snogging
00:18Snacking it's got a soggy bottom
00:21Rapping here we go. I believe in cheese plus regular travel updates. Oh my god
00:28Help help. It can only mean one thing. It's the return of a love island unseen man
00:37We're actually talking about foreign literature
00:57show
00:58Six days earlier
01:01We were all witness to a television event of truly cosmic proportions
01:05The big bosses of love island have spent months study in the universe and consulting scientific experts their conclusion
01:12The original big bang got one thing wrong
01:17Daytime
01:18The love island gods have spoken and turn day and tonight
01:34Day is a new night and black is well black is still the new black and in the biggest ever
01:41shake-up to the format
01:43We had nighttime entrances
01:47Hey surprise how's your day nice to me you're ready to be amazed
01:54How are we getting out of here?
01:56How do you get out of here?
01:57Oh
01:58Oh my gosh, help me
02:07Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh
02:18Oh
02:19Oh my gosh, oh
02:22Oh
02:22Oh
02:22Oh my gosh
02:27Help help
02:29Thank you
02:30Thank you
02:31Thank you, thank you
02:32Thank you, thank you
02:32No problem
02:32Woo
02:35Oh my
02:36Oh my
02:37Hey
02:38Yes sir
02:40Hi
02:40We said you're right
02:41Did we get out?
02:43Oh sweet, probably
02:43Let's get out
02:46Let's get out
02:47Here's to you
02:48Here's to you
02:49Here's to you
02:49Here's to me
02:50Here's to me
02:50Here's to us
02:51Here's to us
02:52Here's to we
02:53Here's to us
02:58But before they even set foot in the villa
03:00Our brand new islanders got to introduce themselves to the world
03:03And those super sexy packagey things back in a TV studio in London
03:13Hello? Hello? Anyone here?
03:16Oh no, they've gone
03:18Where have they gone?
03:20Get me miawa jammer
03:27Hello? It's me
03:28Hello? It's me
03:29Ian Sterling
03:32Ian with two eyes
03:33The funny Scottish guy
03:35No, that's Lewis Capaldi
03:38I'm at the studio, where is everyone?
03:42Oh, it was all changed with the profiles too this series
03:45Fancy
03:47What do you mean it's secret?
03:51Well, we'll see about that
03:53I'll find you
04:00I'll take to the air
04:03Where is there a plane?
04:08You see a plane
04:17Can't even see the plane
04:23I'll take to the sea
04:29I'll take to the sea
04:31I'll take to the air
04:31Again
04:33Ah, anyone know how to steer these things?
04:38Whee! Do these things have a break?
04:42Oh my gosh
04:44Oh my gosh
04:48And that's how free I want to be
04:49Oh, I think I've found them
04:52And here are some of the bits of the profiles you didn't see before
04:57Check it out, check it out
04:58Icon, Icon
05:00How are we doing guys?
05:02Views lovely
05:02Gorgeous
05:03Perfect settings
05:05Ready to get going
05:06Oh my god, it's sensational
05:08Look at the view
05:10Love
05:11Montag
05:15I just love kissing people
05:16I just love kissing people
05:16No, like it's
05:18Cut that
05:19Ha ha
05:20Cut
05:21Cut
05:21Cut that
05:23Oh my god
05:25Ooh, it's a hat
05:27Guys, I'm a real cat
05:33I feel like I'm like a hologram version of me
05:36I feel like I'm like a hologram version of me
05:36Like I'm not actually here yet
05:37Like I cannot process this
06:00I haven't had a mirror
06:01So I don't know what I bloody look like
06:03It's like
06:04Grammar
06:27What's that saying?
06:29You've got to break a few hearts before you meet your pins
06:32Is that it?
06:32I know to kiss a few frogs, isn't it?
06:34Ha ha
06:35No
06:35Well that's my saying
06:37I've changed it
06:38I don't think there's anyone like me on planet Earth
06:39Period
06:41Like I just
06:41I actually just don't
06:43And if you know someone like me
06:44Please call the number here
06:46But I don't think you do
06:47I genuinely think
06:48I'm not even shat
06:50I'm not even waffling
06:51This is no chicken waffle, yeah
06:53I genuinely think
06:55I could beat a shark
06:57In a fight
06:58As in if
06:59If I'm in the sea
07:00And the sharks at me one on one
07:03I'm coming out on top
07:05There isn't
07:06I'm like
07:06Ask any of my friends
07:07Call them at home
07:08I promise you
07:09I've been saying this for years
07:11All you've got to do is come and
07:12Bang!
07:13It's gone
07:14You didn't even see that coming
07:17Thank you
07:23Having spent all their time brainstorming the reboot of the Islanders' big entrance
07:27The producers completely forgot about the coupling up
07:30This time there are no games
07:33It's all down to you lot to sort it out amongst yourselves
07:37Genius!
07:38Get the Islanders to figure it out so the rest of us can clock off and go to bed
07:43So yes, LaBand is doing things a little differently this year
07:47But one thing that will never change are the get to know you chats
07:52They're as awkward as ever
07:54Right
07:55Do you need help?
07:56No
07:57Yeah, I think
08:00Elegant
08:01Look at that
08:02Professional
08:03Yeah, you have to be careful
08:04Okay
08:05Oh my god
08:07This is how you get the ick though
08:08What?
08:09On something like this
08:09No!
08:11Do you want to get some water?
08:12Um, yes please
08:13I'll let me get you some
08:15Yes please
08:15Bear with
08:16Bear with
08:17Bear with
08:17Bear with
08:18Bear with
08:20Wait
08:21What are you eating?
08:23Oh, I saw these bro
08:24Help yourself
08:25Oh, this is cool
08:26Ha ha
08:28Alright, I wanted water but fuck that
08:30You do Brazilian Jiu Jitsu
08:33No
08:33What is wrong?
08:34That is so
08:36Who have you dated like?
08:37I'm actually never dating one who does it because I'm like I can't cope with that
08:40I feel like people judge me
08:41Yeah
08:42Just based on how I look
08:43Yeah
08:44Like I'm a fuckboy
08:45Yeah
08:45Erm
08:46I do think you do give that
08:48I wouldn't say I am
08:49You do give
08:50Yeah
08:50Oh, you're not gonna lie
08:54Do you want eyes lolly instead?
08:56No, thank you
09:03What's the Scottish lingo then?
09:04What's eye then?
09:05Is that just like yeah?
09:06Yeah
09:06Aye
09:07Aye
09:07What else is there?
09:09I'm trying to think
09:09What would you call that in the kitchen?
09:11Like see that bit where the sink is?
09:14See there?
09:17What?
09:17What?
09:18Like that
09:18Oh what?
09:18The bit in the middle?
09:19It's an island
09:20No
09:21Like what?
09:23What is that to you?
09:25Like a countertop?
09:26It's a kitchen
09:27I don't know
09:28It's a
09:29What would you call it?
09:31I'll go put that on the
09:33Counter
09:34Counter
09:34Yeah
09:35Counter
09:35Yeah
09:35That's a bunker
09:36A bunker
09:38Aye
09:38Aye
09:39Aye
09:41Do you want to grab your cup?
09:43Yes, please
09:43It's fine
09:44Where are the cups?
09:50What do you need?
09:51Cups?
09:51Yeah
09:51For what?
09:52Water?
09:53Yeah
09:55Oh this is fresh?
09:58Is it?
09:58Wash it out
09:59No, I'm rinsing it
10:00They use the filter in the fridge
10:02Angelista did eventually get her chat with Opie
10:05About 30 seconds before the sun came up
10:16As we saw on the main show, it wasn't long before Jasmine learned that Lorenzo really has a way with
10:21words
10:21I feel like you're very promiscuous
10:23You could be like
10:24No, not in a bad way
10:27No, I mean like
10:28You are very sexy
10:30What?
10:31You're very sexy
10:31Promiscuous?
10:32No, maybe I use that word wrong
10:33I'm so far off of that
10:35You have no idea
10:36That's not promiscuous
10:37Maybe I chose the wrong
10:38A Nelly Furtado song
10:40Not maybe
10:40It should have been Man Eater
10:41Yeah
10:42Yeah, not promiscuous
10:45You think Lorenzo might watch his tongue after the first obnoxious outburst
10:48But au contraire
10:50Turns out
10:51He was just getting started
10:53A tart is a good thing
10:54It's like a
10:54Is it a fuck?
10:56No
10:56What?
10:57It's bad
10:57I would say
10:59Aidan's a top tart
11:00Are we calling
11:01Are we calling each other tarts?
11:04Yeah
11:04Yeah?
11:06I don't know about that bro
11:08This is lost on me
11:10I'm just not going to speak for the next
11:11You know he said
11:12I look promiscuous
11:13No
11:14What does that mean?
11:15What do you mean?
11:16What does that mean?
11:17That mysterious
11:18Yes, that's not
11:19That's what I thought
11:20No
11:20Do you know what it means?
11:22No
11:22Like you're like a hoe
11:23No it's not
11:24Like you're like a hoe
11:25Yes, that's what it means
11:26I'm not sure that like a hoe is the exact Oxford English dictionary definition of promiscuous
11:31Bit close enough Jasmine
11:39In this next unseen clip Ellie has something she wants to get off her chest
11:43My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant
11:46Yes
11:47Which one's Phil and which one's Grant?
11:49I don't know that's her
11:50You don't know?
11:50That's her choice
11:51Can I name them now then?
11:52Right
11:52Can I have a look?
11:54Yes
11:54So
11:56I'm thinking
11:59What did she call them?
12:00Phil and Grant like the Mitchell brothers
12:07I've never heard of them
12:08Are you standards?
12:10Oh Phil and Grant?
12:11Okay, okay
12:13I don't think you're going to beat it
12:15We'll go Phil and Grant
12:16I don't think you can beat it
12:17It's an absolute belter
12:19Now everyone is
12:20She doesn't actually say that though
12:22Like when you come downstairs
12:23She put it on her
12:24No, no
12:26She put it on her Instagram story when I had
12:27It was the one year
12:28She went happy one year to Phil and Grant
12:30Hey look
12:31Magnificent
12:45Magnificent
12:45Ever wondered what it would be like if we had Alan Portridge on Love Island?
12:49Well Lorenzo is giving us a pretty good idea in this unseen clip
12:53Aha
12:55Where are you from?
12:56You
12:57Me
12:58Me
12:59Me
12:59I am a female
13:01Is that up?
13:02Yeah
13:02Okay, I'm down
13:04It's not down, it's south
13:05Round the M25
13:07Yeah, about that I don't know
13:08What's your junction
13:11What?
13:15What junction are you?
13:1722
13:18How do you not know you come off on a junction?
13:20I know the motorway
13:21We're probably quite close junctions
13:24Yeah, I think we are
13:25Yeah, I feel like I'm seven and I'm like five and you're like seven
13:29I don't know how they work out where the junctions, the motorway don't end
13:32I think so
13:32Where does it start?
13:33Where does it end?
13:35Because there isn't
13:35If you've got London in the middle
13:37Right, Hertfordshire is north east
13:39Right, this is where I get a little bit lost so just slow
13:41I just know London's in there and that's as good as it gets
13:44What are you finding lost? I just said London's in the middle
13:48Okay, carry on
13:48Right, London's in there
13:49This is the bit
13:50This is London
13:50Where is it? Like just north of London?
13:53North, what is it? North east?
13:55Yes, Essex is literally
13:56Ah
13:57Essex is near
13:57Right, okay, just simple, simple wording
14:00So you've got north of London
14:01You've got Hertfordshire
14:02Then you've got Essex
14:03Yeah
14:03And then you've got Kent
14:04No?
14:05Yes
14:05So you go round the M25
14:07And now he's talking
14:08You go wrap it around
14:10Yes, you go round the M25
14:11Ding
14:12Are you actually understanding this or is it going
14:14No, no, no
14:15I know my maps
14:16Okay
14:17Do you actually
14:17I'm good with my maps, yeah
14:18Do you drive to...?
14:20We're like, eh?
14:21I drive in Scotland, Danfoy
14:23Alright
14:23Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
14:25Eh?
14:25Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
14:28Is it?
14:29There's no way
14:29Do you?
14:30What?
14:31Is it left hand drive?
14:32Left hand drive like normal?
14:34No
14:34Do you drive on the left?
14:35It's just the same as England
14:36Same as England, right?
14:38Oh my God
14:38You never know because it's a different fucking land
14:40Do they have junctions though?
14:43Aye
14:45What junction are you?
14:47I don't know
14:48Oh
14:48Does no one know their junction?
14:49No one knows their junction
14:50I don't think it's a normal thing to ask to be honest
14:52Yeah, I've never been asked
14:54I've never been asked
14:54But I write it
14:55There's something different
15:01Time for a quick dip into our Islanders pre-show interviews to ask Opie
15:06What are you like?
15:07People always think I'm all where I'm going to be
15:09Uns uns all the time
15:10But I'm actually like
15:11Ah, ran out of time
15:12We'll come back after to find out in his own words
15:16What's Opie like?
15:32Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Best
15:38We're here with the same old predictable cheesy unseen footage from the last week in the villa
15:42Here we go
15:43One, two, three
15:45I believe in cheese
15:47Can you stop please?
15:49No my G
15:52Cause I'm repping about cheese
15:53Anything you want from us girls?
15:55Go to the end pose, come back and then I'll go
15:57If you say so
16:02We'll give you the energy boost you need
16:06We've got hard hitting clips
16:08And it is!
16:09And it is!
16:11And full body flips
16:13Fantastic
16:14Just say it like it is
16:16Like a duck on water
16:18Duck to water
16:19It's the same thing
16:23This year's Islanders really are the GOAT
16:29I'm not even trying that long
16:31What the fuck is going on?
16:35Earlier we rudely interrupted Opie
16:37While talking about his favourite subject
16:39Opie
16:40But
16:41What's Opie like?
16:44People always think I'm all
16:45I'm going to be unz unz all the time
16:47But I'm actually like
16:48Unz unz unz
16:49You know what I mean?
16:50There's like
16:51Again
16:51Ops is a different
16:52Ops
16:53I'm like an onion
16:54You see that whole thing with Shrek?
16:56I'm like an onion
16:56Ops is an onion
16:58Caption that
16:59Opie's onions
16:59Is that going to be Opie's onions?
17:03Not sure likening yourself to a vegetable that stinks and makes people cry is a great idea Opie
17:08But you do you
17:15Islander Ellie is flying the flag for Scotland this year and she expected a language barrier at Mallorca airport but
17:21not inside the villa
17:22Is Shrek Scottish?
17:24Yeah
17:24Is who? Shrek?
17:26Yeah
17:26Yeah
17:26It's just a wild comment to just whack out with
17:29That's a good point actually
17:30I didn't think of that
17:31Are you calling her Shrek?
17:32Are you calling her Shrek?
17:33You're in bed with Shrek?
17:34Well done Opie
17:36Fiona
17:40Donkey
17:41So what am I Shrek?
17:43Is that what?
17:44What you can be Fiona and then he can be Lord Farquaar
17:46Lord Farquaar
17:52Where is that ogre?
18:00That was a fab impression
18:02Where is that ogre?
18:05Luckily she didn't turn into an ogre last time
18:09And so Ellie discovered that a snog from Aiden wasn't true love's first kiss
18:20I took one look at the paint job around that fire pit and thought to myself there's no way it
18:24could get any more blue
18:29But it did get more blue for the first challenge of the series phone roulette
18:35One by one our islanders had to pick a phone out at random
18:37Hello random
18:40That phone then received a text containing a dare to be completed by the owner of the phone
18:47Suck the toes of an islander of your choice
18:54So let's do a call back and dial up the dares we didn't get to see
19:02Samaraj
19:03Samaraj
19:04Oh here we go
19:05Okay
19:07Oh no
19:09I'd suck all the toes again
19:12Perform your favourite sex position with the islander you think would be best in bed
19:18Oh
19:19Oh
19:20Oh
19:21Oh no
19:24I'm scared
19:24You've got to lie down though
19:26And then put this leg over like this
19:28Oh my
19:30I'm like this
19:31Yeah
19:32I love that one too
19:35Great position
19:37Yeah does anyone know the actual like name for that?
19:40It's called the Samaraj Special
19:45Lorenzo
19:46Lorenzo
19:48Say who you think is in the wrong couple and who they should be with instead
19:52Oh
19:54Good question
19:55The couple that I can't see working I'd probably say Sam and Robin
19:59I don't think Sam's got to know Lola I think Sam and Lola could be
20:03Ooh
20:05Could be a little vibe going on yeah
20:07I think Robin should be with I think she should be with George
20:13Ooh
20:14Because she likes George
20:17Look at her
20:18Look at her
20:19Look at her
20:21I like Robin so
20:22Yeah
20:26Ellie
20:26Hey
20:27Hey
20:27Hey
20:33Have a three-way kiss with two boys you fancy the most
20:37Oh
20:38That's a good one
20:39You haven't got to pick me
20:41Are you messing? This is your time to shine
20:43Do you have a three-way kiss? Do you want it?
20:46Yeah
20:47Right
20:50Face back
20:51Oh
20:51Ha ha ha ha!
20:53Ha ha ha ha!
20:55Ha ha ha ha!
20:58Hey that's eh!
20:59What are you going?
21:00You can just do it in here if you want
21:01Oh do it here look
21:03Oh I don't know how to do it
21:05Fucking hug
21:07Go on Finn team!
21:08Tom
21:09Oh look at you!
21:10Hey
21:12I'm so glad we got this
21:14It's all love from us
21:15I'm so glad we're with it man
21:16How you doing? Was it a good kisser?
21:18Oh it's a great kiss
21:19I'm ready
21:19Next time, we'll do it without Ellie.
21:29After he spent the first night with his foot stuck in his mouth,
21:32you'd think Lorenzo would have enjoyed that challenge,
21:34but apparently not.
21:36Do you like toe-sucking?
21:38No, no, not normally.
21:41Who does?
21:42Not normally.
21:43Hands up for toe-sucking.
21:45Oh, there's more than we thought.
21:47I love it being done to me.
21:49Really?
21:50Oh, that's so hot.
21:51It's so hot.
21:52I've never really, like, let someone suck me too.
21:55That's hot.
21:56I don't think it's very nice, babe.
21:58Wait, Jasmine, what do you like about it?
22:00What is it?
22:01Well, it's nice in, like, sexual situations.
22:03It's not nice as on a reg.
22:07Tuesday afternoon, where are those toes at?
22:10At the office getting her toes sucked.
22:12Well, Lorenzo would be a pro now, so...
22:14Oh, not after that performance, though.
22:17You can teach me.
22:19Shall I?
22:19Yeah.
22:21Maybe not.
22:22Is it just the toe-sucking, or does the tongue run across the toes?
22:27Whatever you want.
22:28All of it.
22:29Right.
22:31But you're freaked out by feet.
22:32What did you say?
22:33Are you freaked out by feet?
22:35Not freaked out by feet.
22:36I just don't think that...
22:38I just don't think much of feet.
22:40I like a nice foot, but I won't be like, oh, yeah, that's a good foot.
22:45Mmm.
22:46Well, because I'm all about the arms.
22:49You've never said that.
22:50Like I say, like I'm supposed to know.
22:52Yeah, skinny arms.
22:54Skinny arms?
22:55Yes, I told you that.
22:57Anyone else fancy skinny arms?
22:58I'd ask for a show of hands, but my friend Lorenzo would suck those hands right up to the armpit.
23:09Everyone knows that a coffee is not just a simple morning brew in the villa, and that a latte is
23:13a Love Island love language.
23:15And Aidan is worried he may be expressing himself a little too much.
23:20Where's the ice?
23:25How many ice cubes do you want?
23:28One, two.
23:29Four.
23:30Four?
23:31It's going to fall out the cup.
23:33Two, please.
23:35So, making a coffee in the morning, basically, it instigates, you know, that things are quite serious, really.
23:41It means you have, you know, you might have genuine feelings towards somebody.
23:46Why is it there?
23:47What?
23:48Do you not fill it up?
23:49All the way to the top?
23:51Just try that, try that, and I'll see if I fill it up.
23:53Because I don't know if you need more milk in there or coffee.
23:59Mmm!
24:01What's that?
24:02Is that a yay or a nay?
24:04Do you want more milk in it or what?
24:07No.
24:07That'd do, wouldn't it?
24:08I need caramel.
24:10Don't be fussy, eh?
24:11I'm not.
24:12I'm going to just be carrying out with it.
24:13Don't be fussy.
24:14I don't see it as a serious thing.
24:15Like, making someone a coffee in the morning, I think it's quite normal.
24:19Because I made her one this morning.
24:21If I make everyone a coffee tomorrow, it's kind of not seen as that serious.
24:26And then I can, like, kind of ease my way out of it.
24:29That's not going to happen, by the way.
24:30I'm not going to get up and make everyone a coffee.
24:32If you do end up making coffee, then I'll have a double shot, mocha-chocker, defrocker, frapper, knacker, De Niro.
24:44The title of this next unseen clip is on the tip of my tongue.
24:47Do you want to know a fun fact?
24:49Go on.
24:49If you look at anything, your tongue knows exactly what it would feel like to lick it.
25:02Look at the net.
25:06Look at the pillow.
25:07It knows exactly what it would feel like.
25:08Isn't that weird?
25:10Isn't it?
25:10That's really stimulating for my brain.
25:12It's cool, though.
25:13Yeah, it actually is.
25:14To be fair, that's a fun fact.
25:16Never knew that.
25:17Right, any other fun facts?
25:18Do you have any for me?
25:19I've got a fun fact for you, Sean.
25:21It's time for a break.
25:21So, we'll have to come back later and find out what's the fun fact!
25:41You're watching Love Island Unseen Bits, so let's get this party started.
25:47Do you want me to show you what I'm like to you, Sean?
25:49I'll give you the show.
25:50OK, ready?
25:51Tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun,
25:55tuk-a-tun-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun.
25:57Yes, say that.
25:57That's me on the next week.
26:05We've danced back through the last seven days of the amazing bits that didn't get picked.
26:10Have I got a bogey?
26:12Definitely in there.
26:13Mate, well, go blow your nose.
26:14No, can you pick it out?
26:15Can you fuck off?
26:17These New Islanders are always ready for a close-up.
26:21Oh, you fucker.
26:23They certainly know how to strike a pose.
26:26What's that called?
26:29That's the downward dog.
26:30You've dushed your head.
26:31Are you all right, babe?
26:34Where's the down?
26:35It's Love Island Unseen Mids.
26:41Before the break, Sean was about to impart another fun fact.
26:44Right, any other fun facts?
26:46Do you have any for me?
26:46So go on then, Sean.
26:49What's the fun fact?
26:52About me.
26:53Right, a platypus.
26:55What the fuck's a platypus?
26:57Oh my God, a perioded platypus.
26:58Phineas and Ferb.
26:59Phineas and Ferb.
27:00Yeah, so you do know.
27:00Yeah, yeah.
27:01So a platypus.
27:02Does it sweat water, blood, or milk?
27:09Water.
27:09Milk.
27:10Milk?
27:11It sweats out milk, isn't it?
27:12How the fuck do you know that?
27:14I like platypus.
27:15No, I don't know.
27:16I can't remember.
27:16I think I heard it at a table quiz before.
27:18To be fair, though, you're not a teacher.
27:20I don't teach the kids that, don't I?
27:22Today we're platypuses.
27:26The girls are wasting no time.
27:28It may only be week one, but they're already discussing their type on paper.
27:31But I read, like, chick flecks, you know, when they're, like, nothingy.
27:34They're not, like, you're reading, like, psychological books.
27:37Like, that's so different to me.
27:38I'm just like...
27:38I'm a Colleen Hoover type of girl.
27:41I do like that.
27:42We're literally book club guys.
27:45Yeah, you're art out, BBC Four.
27:47We could also do highbrow.
27:52I love, um, Claire Douglas.
27:54She does, like, murder mystery.
27:57Podcast.
27:58I'm such a Bridget Jones girl.
28:00No.
28:01I don't know who Bridget Jones is.
28:02I'm a self-help kind of book.
28:03I find my self-help books.
28:04I'm like, I low-key know half of this already.
28:06Yeah, but I'm like, yeah, this is kind of basic knowledge.
28:07Like, you should know this shit.
28:09Like, who doesn't know this how down there living their life not knowing this stuff?
28:12You just continue your big chats, I'm going to go.
28:14No, but we were saying, like, hey, everyone.
28:16Are you dipping your feet in?
28:20Yeah.
28:22What are you guys chatting about?
28:23They were talking about books, and I'm not going to lie, don't read.
28:26Then you came over here, you were like, nah.
28:27I don't read at all.
28:28She was like, nah.
28:28Forget this shit.
28:29What's your favourite novel of the 20th century?
28:31We're talking about books as well.
28:33Oh, fuck off.
28:33We're actually talking about foreign literature.
28:35Yeah.
28:35The Swedish kind.
28:36These are taking the past.
28:38Yeah, the Swedish literature is really interesting.
28:40We were thinking about taking a trip to the library.
28:43Just to see the museums and the culture.
28:44Yeah.
28:45All the culture.
28:46So much culture to take in.
28:48I don't mind not reading.
28:50I read a book during the lockdown.
28:53What?
28:54I've came over here to avoid the book conversation, and you're like, I need a book.
28:58I'm actually just going to go sit on myself.
29:00Ellie is thinking that this is not the under the cover's actions she signed up for.
29:10Robin may be a proud scouter, but that doesn't mean she knows whereabouts in the UK Liverpool
29:14actually is.
29:16You're going to have to teach me some slanking.
29:17I'm serious.
29:18Because when we go out and I come down and we have to go out and when I have to
29:22go out and
29:22I'm going to have to go out and...
29:23It's got one's up to me.
29:24Is it?
29:31You come up then.
29:32You come up.
29:33You come right down.
29:34You come up.
29:35Well, when I come down.
29:38Up.
29:41No.
29:42When I come off.
29:43When I come off.
29:45You're fine.
29:46It's away.
29:47Sorry.
29:48Sorry.
29:48I don't like bugs.
29:49You don't like bugs?
29:50Then you shouldn't be watching this next unseen bit, Robin.
29:53It's...
29:55Islanders get scared by something.
29:59What?
30:00Do you know what I like?
30:01I like like...
30:03That bug is literally...
30:06No one's actually pulled me up.
30:09But...
30:10Can you...
30:11What the fuck?
30:12He likes you.
30:13Do you know what?
30:14They don't fuck around, do they?
30:15They just come right at you.
30:17It's so nice to have someone come in and just be like...
30:20A man.
30:22A man?
30:23WHISTLE BLOWS
30:25Like, honestly, if I had chopsticks, if I had...
30:27I'd have fucking caught that.
30:28Like, I think we're just like...
30:29Oh, my God.
30:30Sorry.
30:31That is a ginormous wasp.
30:32I mean, he's probably just attracted me.
30:33He's probably got perfume and stuff on.
30:34Fuck's sake.
30:35Ah!
30:36Oh!
30:38No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
30:40You're obsessed with me.
30:42I need her to take...
30:43Take one for the team.
30:44Ah!
30:45Where is it?
30:46You're all right, you're all right.
30:47It landed on my face.
30:48I just saw that happen.
30:51In 4K, what the hell?
30:52That is a mess.
30:53Did you see it on my face?
30:54Yeah.
30:54It literally landed on my face.
30:56You guys just slapped me.
30:58I look, you have...
30:58It hurt.
30:59I'm not joking.
31:00That I can do.
31:01Yeah.
31:01Like, one day I'll just come over and I'll give you like...
31:03I brought you a gift.
31:05Just that...
31:06Get it off me.
31:07Ah!
31:10Why did...
31:11Why...
31:12Why didn't you get it off me?
31:13I just want to see what he's going to do.
31:14He's coming back for revenge.
31:15I think that is the one.
31:16That was the same one.
31:19I was quite calm.
31:20Like, whatever happened, happens.
31:23But now I'm like, ready to...
31:26What is that?
31:27Whoa!
31:28Whoa!
31:29It just fell.
31:30Whoa, wait.
31:30Take a picture of it.
31:31What is it?
31:32It's a beetle.
31:32Oh, it's Islanders.
31:34Take a pic with something.
31:38I'll take a pic of you taking a pic of him.
31:40Come on.
31:40And then I'm going to take a pic of you taking a pic of me taking a pic.
31:51Pick it up.
31:52We'll be fine.
31:53That's massive.
31:53Don't pick that up.
31:54You're just having to pick it up.
31:56Yeah, I changed my mind.
31:58Oh!
31:59Beetle catching.
32:00Oh, my God.
32:01We don't know if it's poisonous.
32:03I'm joking.
32:06I don't like that shit.
32:07If you don't like it, Opie, then don't do a photo shoot with a dung beetle.
32:17It's the first week and already the Terrace has seen some serious lip action.
32:21Oh, yeah.
32:32That's all.
32:33That's all.
32:36Oh, my God.
32:37Oh, my God.
32:38Oh, my God.
32:47Oh, my God.
32:52But what I'd like to know is what sweet nothings were uttered to set the romantic tone.
33:01Shut up. I swear to God I need to pee. You can just take in stuff.
33:10He's literally leaving me already. He's like, I need a way. How romantic.
33:38Oh, the romance.
33:45I was quite flattered to hear that Lorenzo was talking to Ellie about one of the funniest people to come
33:50out of Scotland.
33:51Which one of you has taken a shit?
33:54That's fucking funny. Disgusting.
33:58She's great that woman. She put Scotland on the map.
34:00Yeah, what an icon.
34:03Do you know her?
34:04No. Do I know her?
34:06Do you know the woman that asks if her kids have taken a shit?
34:10No. I don't know her. I wish I did though.
34:12I'm going to sing Shea Lied by Shea Lied.
34:18We did re-enact her.
34:25Let's see her. Let's see her.
34:27No, I need to see it like front on.
34:28Oh, you must see her.
34:29Right, right.
34:30Right, hold on.
34:31So what character do you want first?
34:34The wee lassie.
34:35There's two?
34:36No, the one that's sitting did nothing.
34:38Right, you ready?
34:40I'm going to sing Shea Lied by Shea Lied.
34:44Right, ready?
34:51Right, okay.
34:52I'm going to sing Shea Lied by Shea Lied.
34:59This is like Year 11 drama.
35:02Right, so you'll sing Shea Lied.
35:03Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, Dave.
35:05Right, go, go, go.
35:06Which one of yours has done that shit?
35:11And then you have to say, was it me?
35:13Was it me?
35:14Was it fucking one of yours?
35:16Disgusting!
35:19Sorry.
35:21Oh, good brother.
35:24Do you make her laugh?
35:26No.
35:28I don't.
35:29Are you ready?
35:29Go.
35:32Do you know what I mean?
35:33It's a bit much.
35:35I think it's a bit over the top now.
35:36I think they can't afford it.
35:37But what's that funny?
35:38Yeah, Yasmin, that's so funny if you ask me.
35:41It's disgusting!
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37:22Everyone say cheese! Or better still, everyone say Love Island Unseen Bits!
37:29Everyone say cheese! Or better still, everyone say Love Island Unseen Bits!
37:32We're here to throw back to things you wish you had seen.
37:39Like that big ledge behind you, Yaz.
37:42Puddy!
37:43Ow!
37:44It's a programme that's easy to dip into.
37:47Oh, you just put your hand in there!
37:50Alright, listen, that's the least of my problems right now.
37:55It's a show that proves that when life sends you lemons, you can make lemonade.
38:00Fuck off!
38:01Yeah!
38:02At last, the talent that Opie hasn't mastered.
38:05It's Love Island Unseen Bits!
38:11I heard two of the girls walking past my voiceover booth yesterday saying that, Aidan, what a melt.
38:16I think it might have been something to do with this unseen bite.
38:19That looks good.
38:20Boy, Ramsay!
38:21Don't it?
38:22Smells good too, don't it?
38:23Is this mine, but it's yours?
38:24You're right.
38:25You're right.
38:26You're right.
38:27Are you joking me?
38:29Can we share it?
38:34Has this been robbed?
38:36It's just been robbed, mate.
38:37I know.
38:38It's alright.
38:38Make another one.
38:39Round two.
38:40Oh, it's a bit soggy on that.
38:41It's a bit soggy!
38:44It's got a soggy bottom.
38:45Don't moan, babe.
38:47What did she say?
38:48It's a bit soggy.
38:49Bring it back here, then.
38:51Sorry, Aidan.
38:52It looks like your reputation as a chef is toast.
38:56Oh, my God.
38:57Is it a sandwich?
38:59Can I have some?
38:59Oh, my God!
39:01That is the best thing I've ever tasted.
39:08That gives me goosebumps.
39:10I've got a foot on chibbers.
39:14Do you want to have that?
39:14I would.
39:15She would?
39:16Yes, she would.
39:17How fucking good is that?
39:19How good is this?
39:23That's my favourite thing in the world.
39:29Oh, my God.
39:32Incredible from him.
39:36He's an amazing mum.
39:37Yeah.
39:38Well, this is a Love Island first.
39:40A girl that likes a cheesy fella who strings her along.
39:4924 hours after they entered the villa, the truth came out about George and Yasmin's secret mission from Maya.
39:55Islanders, Yasmin and George entered the villa yesterday.
39:59They have been keeping a secret.
40:01No, I don't think it's funny, you know.
40:03Well, that's what you were wrong, Yasmin.
40:05It was funny.
40:07First, everyone pulled a funny face.
40:09And then there was this priceless bit of comedy timing as Samraj and Ellie were sent packing.
40:17Alien Samraj, it's not over yet.
40:20A second chance is coming.
40:22Is this a joke?
40:23It is a joke, Samraj.
40:26I told you this was funny.
40:28The games have begun.
40:30I'm ready.
40:30Also ready were two brand new bombshells.
40:33So Ellie and Samraj went from dumped to double dates.
40:38And here are some delicious unseen bits that you didn't get to see.
40:43Nice.
40:43Lovely, innit?
40:44Sorry, what was your name?
40:45Cavan.
40:46Cavan, yeah, the K. It's different, innit?
40:48Oh, Cavan?
40:49Cavan, yeah.
40:49I sound horrible saying that.
40:51Where are you from?
40:52You got me with an accent?
40:53Have a guess.
40:55Welsh.
40:56No.
40:56No?
40:57Scottish?
40:57Yeah.
40:59I was going to say close enough, but I nailed that.
41:03I'm a model, darling.
41:04I'm used to the cameras.
41:05Make sure you get my good side, OK?
41:08Cheers.
41:08To us.
41:09Cheers.
41:10Indeed.
41:11Sorry.
41:12I just fell away.
41:15Yeah, I need to put this down.
41:16I actually can't see that fucking thing.
41:18I should have got that Botox down, cos I'm squinting that out.
41:20Oh, innit?
41:21It's OK.
41:21There's a flyer.
41:22Yeah, I was going to say, you don't want that in your drink.
41:25What's going to happen?
41:27Come on.
41:28Let's go.
41:29It's fine.
41:34You hit my head.
41:41It's back.
41:42It's time for...
41:44Peter Bonanza!
41:47I asked our handlers to show me their party tricks.
41:51Party tricks?
41:52I don't know.
41:55I could do the moonwalk.
41:59Mate, that was shit to be fair.
42:02I have the world's crappiest party tricks, which I'm going to show you guys, cos the world
42:07needs to be fun.
42:07Let's see it.
42:16Ta-da!
42:23I think I've got one.
42:26Two legs up, and a little like this, make it rain.
42:30So, this one bends a lot worse than this one, but this one's pure minging.
42:39Tense my abs.
42:40I think having abs is the party trick, so...
42:45Eh.
42:49Eh?
42:51Maybe?
42:52I don't know.
42:58Oops.
42:58It looks like this.
43:15I've got really bendy, wendy hands, so I can do this weird thing.
43:19I can do the magic mic one, where I jump in the air, and I grind on the floor.
43:25Oh!
43:26Oh no!
43:28I think we're okay.
43:33Sorry.
43:34Is it alright?
43:35Is that what I should do it again?
43:37Maybe not.
43:40Come back next week for some more...
43:44Peter Bonanza!
43:50Unseen Bits is contractually obliged to include a certain amount of farts in each episode,
43:54but we are almost at the end, and we have not reached our quota.
43:57We're going to get reported to WAFTCOM.
43:59Let's have one last look.
44:01I am terrified to see the Unseen Bits, because I am just exactly how I am at home.
44:04I will be farting on Unseen Bits.
44:06Me too!
44:09It's that time we go!
44:12They find us at...
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