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The Night He Handed Me Away
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00:00:08what's wrong the party's inside silly are you sure I should be in a bikini I feel so naked of
00:00:15course you should it's a pool party for your birthday I should know I planned it especially
00:00:20for you oh I'm just cold I'll take it off once we're inside smile Blake's gonna fuck the shit out
00:00:40of you
00:00:41tonight my birthday wish finally lose my virginity to him wait you still have it don't tell anyone
00:00:49you're my best friend don't worry I won't tell anyone
00:01:03because they already know
00:01:12my birthday wish to finally lose my virginity to him
00:01:17oh my god she actually showed up wearing a bikini that's beyond desperate oh please
00:01:26she's been saving it for too long I mean her veg probably smells like gouda period and she's
00:01:33using her wish to finally get laid how romantic
00:01:40Blake lucky you taking this perfect pound town
00:01:45are you trying to embarrass me on purpose I can't believe that I'm dating someone like you
00:01:57Maya she told me that Maya went out of her way to plan this party for you and now you're
00:02:02accusing her
00:02:02oh no it's okay sweetie I forgive you you all heard it first Emma wants it
00:02:09come on Blake she's obviously an exhibitionist
00:02:12come on Blake just do it right here
00:02:17charity king grant her wish and pop that cherry
00:02:22you're actually desperate enough to let me
00:02:24aren't you
00:02:26fucking pathetic
00:02:27you
00:02:29you
00:02:32you
00:02:33you
00:02:36you
00:02:36you
00:02:44you
00:02:47you
00:02:50you
00:02:51you
00:02:51you guys are that horny get a Pornhub subscription
00:02:54oh my god
00:02:56that's Dylan Harris
00:02:58the ruthless school legend
00:03:00what is he doing slumming at an MS party
00:03:03I thought they hated each other
00:03:06what are you here to pick on me too
00:03:08hey don't move
00:03:10unless you do want to flash the whole party
00:03:12well I need your pity
00:03:16no it's alright
00:03:17I mean he's my best friend
00:03:19I'm just happy he's here
00:03:22well it seems like Emma needs a little foreplay so why don't we play seven minutes in heaven
00:03:27when the lights go out you grab someone you want and make out for seven minutes
00:03:32simple
00:03:33lights up
00:03:37lights up
00:03:38lights up
00:03:39lights up
00:03:43blink
00:03:46blink
00:03:47I knew you still left me
00:03:49I love you
00:03:59blink?
00:04:00what are you doing?
00:04:01oh I don't want you
00:04:02oh
00:04:13are you okay?
00:04:16I got you
00:04:23who are you?
00:04:29the chandelier not just stupid or something?
00:04:31you seriously don't recognize me
00:04:34no I'm sorry I don't recognize any of you
00:04:39where am I?
00:04:40no way
00:04:41no way
00:04:41did she like
00:04:43lose her memory?
00:04:49Mr. Harris
00:04:50Emma has a hematoma pressing on her brain
00:04:53it's what's caused her to lose her memories
00:04:55don't worry though
00:04:56once the swelling goes down
00:04:58everything
00:04:59will come back to her
00:05:01thank you doctor
00:05:02I know
00:05:08hey
00:05:10so Emma you
00:05:12seriously don't remember me?
00:05:16no
00:05:17but
00:05:18you look
00:05:19familiar
00:05:20are you
00:05:22my boyfriend?
00:05:27no
00:05:28no
00:05:28no
00:05:29I am
00:05:31your boyfriend's
00:05:32best friend
00:05:34this
00:05:35this is your boyfriend
00:05:37Dylan Harris
00:05:42he's my boyfriend?
00:05:47he's my boyfriend?
00:05:49yeah
00:05:49Dylan's your boyfriend
00:05:51and uh
00:05:51Blake's mine
00:05:58that's right
00:06:00I'm your boyfriend
00:06:02Dylan Harris
00:06:09my boyfriend should know me really well
00:06:11right?
00:06:13fuck
00:06:13busted
00:06:14oh that's
00:06:15of course
00:06:16you hate onions
00:06:17even the smell of them disgusts you
00:06:19your favorite film is before sunrise
00:06:21you've watched it seven times this week
00:06:23you call it your ideal love story
00:06:24your favorite color is red
00:06:25we vacationed in France
00:06:27and you loved it
00:06:28you like long walks on the beach
00:06:30you love reading
00:06:31and you hate cats
00:06:31but you love dogs
00:06:36anything else you like to know?
00:06:41so we really are
00:06:43madly in love
00:06:53what the hell do you know so much about Emma?
00:06:55saw her Instagram
00:06:57I guess my memory's pretty good
00:07:00forget it
00:07:01thanks for playing along bro
00:07:02aren't you afraid that she's gonna like
00:07:04get her memory back?
00:07:06even if she does
00:07:08she loves me so much
00:07:09I don't have to do a sweet talker
00:07:11she'll definitely forgive me
00:07:13yeah speaking of that
00:07:15Emma's still my girl
00:07:16her first time is still mine
00:07:18okay?
00:07:24Emma you should be resting
00:07:26I'm fine
00:07:27I heard them say
00:07:29it's my birthday party tonight
00:07:31yeah but
00:07:32you're in no condition
00:07:33I mean everyone came here for me
00:07:36I don't want to let them down
00:07:37let's just go back
00:07:39are you sure?
00:07:42okay
00:07:43let's go party
00:07:45not bad Dylan
00:07:46your acting was even better than I expected
00:07:54is Blake sharing his girlfriend now?
00:07:56oh my god are they having a threesome?
00:07:59she's broke
00:08:00plain
00:08:01somehow managed to get Blake
00:08:03and then upgrades to Dylan Harris
00:08:05he's gotta be joking me
00:08:07all right
00:08:08now that the birthday girl is back
00:08:10let's play king's choice, queen's choice
00:08:13the rules are as follows
00:08:15boys pull for king
00:08:17girls for queen
00:08:18whoever wins
00:08:20gets to pick their makeup partner
00:08:23I'll go first
00:08:26oh
00:08:31your turn
00:08:42pick one lucky girl
00:08:45guilt free
00:08:46tonsil hockey
00:08:47oh
00:08:50well of course
00:08:52I'm gonna cheer
00:08:55see
00:08:56even with the memory loss
00:08:57your body knows
00:08:58it still belongs to me
00:09:05I'm gonna choose
00:09:09my boyfriend
00:09:10Dylan
00:09:14me?
00:09:15are you sure?
00:09:17do you want me to kiss someone else?
00:09:26don't even think about it
00:09:36his lips are so soft
00:09:38his body is so firm
00:09:40how could I forget such an impressive boyfriend?
00:09:44hot damn
00:09:45are they fucking each other for a while?
00:09:47what the hell do you think you're doing?
00:09:51she's playing by the rules
00:09:54she chose me
00:09:58what are you out of your god damn mind?
00:10:02Dylan
00:10:03I told you to play along
00:10:05she chose me first
00:10:07if I push away now
00:10:08she'll get suspicious
00:10:13fine
00:10:14but you remember this
00:10:15Emma is mine
00:10:16I don't care if she's on the back burner
00:10:18you bone my girl
00:10:19we have friends bro
00:10:20Emma you bitch
00:10:22Blake is mine
00:10:23how dare you make him still care about you
00:10:29Dylan?
00:10:30Dylan?
00:10:36oh I thought you'd like a swim
00:10:38seeing as at your address for it
00:10:49she fell and I twisted my ankle
00:10:53yeah this is an expensive shirt
00:10:55she can swim
00:10:55right?
00:10:56yeah
00:10:57yeah
00:11:12just breathe
00:11:13just breathe your eyes
00:11:14I can't swim
00:11:16I thought he was gonna die
00:11:17I know
00:11:18but you're safe now
00:11:19I'm here
00:11:26mom
00:11:26I wouldn't treat women like this
00:11:28but you've taken it too far
00:11:31what the fuck bro?
00:11:33fuck you
00:11:44could you step out?
00:11:46I need to change
00:11:50me?
00:11:52step out
00:11:53what about him?
00:11:54he's my boyfriend
00:11:55you're not
00:11:56you heard him
00:11:57let's go
00:11:58go
00:12:16I need to change
00:12:18could you step out too?
00:12:23wait
00:12:30there's a haircut
00:12:31class
00:12:40babe
00:12:42thank you
00:12:48don't I get a reward for saving up?
00:13:09what the hell are they doing?
00:13:12you
00:13:13beautiful
00:13:17yeah can you finish it up?
00:13:18Blake's losing his shit
00:13:20yeah Dylan
00:13:21keep it in your pants
00:13:22until the party's over
00:13:26get
00:13:27the fuck
00:13:28out of here
00:13:28what do you want?
00:13:30do you wrap it up
00:13:32prematurely?
00:13:33we brought Emma some gifts
00:13:34so that she can lose her virginity
00:13:36the way she's supposed to
00:13:38lose my virginity?
00:13:39I'm supposed to tonight?
00:13:43yes
00:13:44for me
00:13:48use them all and make us proud huh?
00:13:52hey Dylan
00:13:53once you're one and done
00:13:55she'll be a jinx
00:13:56for more
00:13:57and Emma
00:13:58here's something extra special for you
00:14:03and to make sure that you don't scurry off
00:14:07no no no
00:14:08why?
00:14:09look
00:14:11I don't mind being handcuffed to you
00:14:14but all of you looky-loos
00:14:16aren't getting a free show
00:14:22so she's really losing it to the wrong guy?
00:14:24I'm feeling sorry for her
00:14:26please
00:14:27that's Dylan
00:14:28she hit the jackpot
00:14:37are you gonna wear it?
00:14:40I was kinda hoping to see it
00:14:47god he's so hot
00:14:49why on earth would I still be a virgin?
00:14:52oh well
00:14:53I don't think I will be much longer
00:14:56don't mind them
00:14:57you lost your memories tonight
00:14:58and
00:14:59I don't want you to feel uncomfortable
00:15:03I'll sleep on the couch
00:15:10wait
00:15:18we're
00:15:18cuffed together
00:15:20how could you sleep on the couch?
00:15:22if you want me
00:15:23then say it
00:15:31I don't have any experience
00:15:35I do
00:15:37I'll take charge
00:15:42you had a key this whole time?
00:15:51I have much more than a key
00:15:57are you ready for this baby girl?
00:16:23you think while you're with me
00:16:25Dylan's with your girlfriend?
00:16:28you know I'm not interested
00:16:29I'm not interested in that boring girl
00:16:30she loves me so much
00:16:32she would never lose it to Dylan
00:16:46what the fuck are you doing?
00:16:48what the fuck is your problem?
00:16:51you're scaring my girlfriend
00:16:52you're your girlfriend?
00:16:54yeah
00:16:55and what else?
00:16:56Dylan what's going on?
00:16:58what's wrong with your friend?
00:16:59baby it's fine
00:17:02he probably just wants the bar to look conscious
00:17:07I'll be right back
00:17:09I'll be right back
00:17:10stay here
00:17:10come on
00:17:22I told you not to touch her
00:17:25she is mine
00:17:28well you're my best friend now
00:17:29you're trying to fuck my girl
00:17:30did I forget to tell you?
00:17:32I was only your friend
00:17:34to get to her
00:17:37you know figures
00:17:38I mean you jump so fast
00:17:40you've been after her this whole time right?
00:17:42so tell me
00:17:42what's the big turn on her
00:17:44plain face
00:17:45flat chest
00:17:46or the fact
00:17:47that she is my leftovers
00:17:49oh you motherfucker
00:17:51fuck
00:17:51one more city word about her
00:17:54and I'll knock your butt
00:17:55you don't get
00:18:00to play
00:18:01the saint
00:18:01you are taking advantage
00:18:03of her
00:18:04and she's only here
00:18:05because she forgot
00:18:06that she hates you
00:18:08she only hates me
00:18:10because you told her
00:18:11I dragged you
00:18:11on those sex parties
00:18:13I never went to any of those
00:18:15but somehow
00:18:16I ended up as the playboy
00:18:17in her eyes
00:18:18now it's your turn
00:18:19to pay the price
00:18:24what are you doing?
00:18:27what are you doing?
00:18:30oh my god
00:18:31you're bleeding
00:18:36are you insane?
00:18:37why would you hit him?
00:18:37because he deserves it
00:18:41I don't know what I did
00:18:42to piss you off
00:18:43but if this makes you feel better
00:18:45I can take it
00:18:46Mike
00:18:47I've always been like a brother to me
00:18:50he hit you
00:18:51and you still call him a friend?
00:18:56what is wrong with you?
00:18:57first you kick our door down
00:18:58now you hit my boyfriend?
00:19:00Emma, I am your
00:19:01you're my what?
00:19:03do not sleep with him
00:19:04okay?
00:19:05Emma
00:19:06you were gonna regret it
00:19:08how was that any of your business?
00:19:10hey
00:19:10hey hey hey
00:19:10it's okay
00:19:11it's okay
00:19:12you probably just
00:19:13got a little too loud
00:19:16woke the little guy up
00:19:17made me a little cranky
00:19:19so
00:19:20if you're done
00:19:21assaulting me here
00:19:22we're gonna go to bed
00:19:24goodnight
00:19:30Emma
00:19:47I can't even remember what car is mine
00:19:57you've got to be joking
00:20:02is my taste really used to be this horrible?
00:20:08oh
00:20:13did I hang your scooter?
00:20:15sorry
00:20:17I'd offer you a ride
00:20:18but
00:20:20there are no seats left
00:20:23yeah
00:20:23I forgot to mention
00:20:24Mai's dad
00:20:25VP of Oral Group
00:20:27richest investment firm in LA
00:20:29and this car
00:20:30hers
00:20:30driving recorded
00:20:34so
00:20:36only odd
00:20:37Emma would buy something
00:20:38that
00:20:39ugly
00:20:41aww
00:20:42call a cab
00:20:42Emma
00:20:43Dylan paid a pound
00:20:45didn't he?
00:20:46oh it's hard to say
00:20:47I think she's the one who paid
00:20:52I'm sorry
00:20:53I can't offer you a ride
00:20:54but um
00:20:54I can't offer you my coffee
00:20:56loser
00:21:04what the fuck Dylan?
00:21:07are you trying to start shit with me?
00:21:09oh
00:21:09it's you
00:21:11sorry
00:21:11I thought it was some asshole
00:21:12dropping a coffee cup on the ground
00:21:14Dylan
00:21:15this is a VP company car
00:21:18to protect Blake's fragile ego
00:21:20you hid the fact that you were the Oral Group heir
00:21:23now you don't remember it yourself
00:21:26you better hope that these states come home
00:21:27well
00:21:28maybe tell Mai to be a little less clumsy
00:21:32drive
00:21:37you're just gonna let me take your car like that?
00:21:39that's my car
00:21:40you don't remember anything do you?
00:21:42no
00:21:43I mean
00:21:43my phone got soaked in the pool
00:21:45and
00:21:45they told me I live in the dorms
00:21:47and all the weird stuff is mine
00:21:50I shouldn't let that happen
00:21:51give me a second
00:22:00what a
00:22:00chunk of junk
00:22:03might as well tow it to the junkyard
00:22:05maybe I'll make a couple bucks from the metal
00:22:08oh my god
00:22:10imagine Dylan riding that piece of shit with her
00:22:13his reputation would be utterly ruined
00:22:18do you two not have anything better to do?
00:22:20you know what?
00:22:22start counting
00:22:22what?
00:22:23Dylan
00:22:23what do you mean?
00:22:25five
00:22:26four
00:22:27three
00:22:29two
00:22:32one
00:22:44you two
00:22:45get out
00:22:47now
00:22:47what the hell?
00:22:52are you being kicked out?
00:22:54I thought that was the car Mai's dad sent
00:22:56um
00:22:58the car ran out of gas
00:23:00Mr. Harris
00:23:02my apologies
00:23:03I'm a recent hire
00:23:05I
00:23:05was unaware of the situation
00:23:07don't apologize to me
00:23:08apologize to her
00:23:11and do a little research next time
00:23:18miss
00:23:18I'm terribly sorry
00:23:20I
00:23:20I didn't recognize you
00:23:22please
00:23:22forgive me
00:23:23what?
00:23:25is Emma
00:23:26actually the heiress
00:23:27the heiress of the aura group?
00:23:29bullshit
00:23:30Dylan just swing his dick around
00:23:31trying to humiliate me
00:23:36dad
00:23:36what?
00:23:38you got a call from the general office?
00:23:41directly?
00:23:42what do you mean
00:23:43I offended the heiress of the aura group?
00:23:50no
00:23:51no
00:23:51don't be ridiculous
00:23:54Dylan you're clearly mistaken
00:23:56yeah
00:23:57seriously
00:23:57I believe Emma's an heiress
00:23:59when pigs freeze over
00:24:03Mr. Harris
00:24:04Ms. Thompson
00:24:05please
00:24:06get in the car
00:24:07no need
00:24:09car smells like trash
00:24:13I got my own ride
00:24:25holy shit balls
00:24:34what a line up
00:24:35Dylan's family must be insanely rich
00:24:40look bro
00:24:41you got
00:24:41so many cars
00:24:43do you mind giving us a ride?
00:24:45what do you think?
00:24:49no
00:24:50sorry
00:24:51I'm gonna take orders
00:24:52from my
00:24:53girlfriend
00:24:56then how are we supposed
00:24:57to get to school?
00:25:01take that
00:25:03you think I even
00:25:04touched that
00:25:04trashy
00:25:05tacky
00:25:06piece of shit?
00:25:06yeah
00:25:08someone has to have
00:25:09horrible taste
00:25:10to get something
00:25:10like that to someone
00:25:11Emma should have thrown it out
00:25:13a long time ago
00:25:15but hey
00:25:16you love other people's trash
00:25:18right?
00:25:19maybe you should take it
00:25:21you ready?
00:25:23let's go
00:25:49what are you thinking about?
00:25:50they said that you used to hate me
00:25:53and that I don't
00:25:54deserve you
00:25:56is that true?
00:25:58they were just messing around
00:26:00when we were kids
00:26:01I had a massive crush on you
00:26:05but
00:26:05I didn't know how to express it
00:26:07so
00:26:08that's why I kept picking fights with you
00:26:10and
00:26:10teasing you instead
00:26:12um
00:26:15so how did you
00:26:16convince me to say yes?
00:26:21did you hear me?
00:26:22Mr
00:26:26yeah Dylan
00:26:29this
00:26:29is
00:26:31my girlfriend
00:26:31Emma
00:26:40some people don't deserve
00:26:45come on Dylan
00:26:46don't say that
00:26:47Emma's great
00:26:48Emma's great
00:26:49okay?
00:26:53well
00:26:54I was pursuing you
00:26:55for a long time
00:26:56and I just
00:26:57finally confessed
00:26:59how I felt about you
00:27:03and you said yes
00:27:06alright then
00:27:07you have a big match today
00:27:09right?
00:27:09do you want me
00:27:10to come cheer you on?
00:27:12sure
00:27:13wait
00:27:14how did I use
00:27:15to cheer you on?
00:27:19you got the
00:27:20you got the
00:27:21you got the
00:27:22you got the
00:27:23you got the
00:27:23shadows
00:27:24moving way too fast
00:27:26you would hold up
00:27:28this handwritten sign
00:27:29and you'd stand in the stands
00:27:31and you would scream my name
00:27:32like super loud
00:27:34okay
00:27:35I will do that today
00:27:46damn
00:27:46damn
00:27:54when did Emma get so hot?
00:28:00yeah she went from atrocious nerd to giving me a semi like you lucky bastard
00:28:07go from that hot holding his name up at every game she's got me so into you boys watch this
00:28:15hey how am i what's with the new outfit you look different than usual uh i i came to cheer
00:28:26i know
00:28:26i know i got it pick a spot don't distract me okay
00:28:34go boys
00:28:54wait did she just say dylan yeah blake isn't she your girlfriend
00:29:08are you excited to get knocked out oh you're gonna die tonight
00:29:29she still loves me
00:29:37oh no
00:29:43three two one that's it it's over
00:29:57why the hell were you yelling
00:30:01you distracted me but i'm always used to cheer like that
00:30:05hey i wish you would never scream like a circle bitch while i was on the attack
00:30:14dylan's unstoppable i've never seen such a blowout before
00:30:19you know what i'm losing
00:30:21you're my lucky charm
00:30:26kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:30:50oh m g i can't believe that loser is still clinging onto our school heartthrob that bitch has no shame
00:30:57yesterday she was all over blake today she's all over dylan
00:31:01i wonder who's next on her list when dylan can't satisfy her i'm sure she'll try to upgrade to a
00:31:07threesome
00:31:09we can't let that happen
00:31:24hey dylan
00:31:26dylan dylan you left your clothes outside
00:31:40i thought you might want to hand them to me
00:31:43i'm so sorry
00:31:55don't i get a bonus prize for winning
00:31:58don't i love it
00:32:19you're getting me all wet
00:32:20someone could come in any second
00:32:22if you want me to stop
00:32:24just leave
00:32:42you're right
00:32:44you are all wet
00:32:50you're right
00:32:52you're all wet
00:33:03yo dylan you in there
00:33:05yo dylan you in there
00:33:15bboy
00:33:17or
00:33:19maybe let him hear
00:33:23dylan
00:33:27dylan
00:33:27please
00:33:28say the name
00:33:29please
00:33:31i love when you say it
00:33:33please
00:33:44what's that emma's voice
00:33:59dude what the fuck
00:34:00do you get off on watching people shower now
00:34:02uh
00:34:03sorry
00:34:04i'm sorry bro
00:34:05i guess
00:34:05i guess you deserve some privacy or something
00:34:13you're crazy
00:34:15you didn't tell me to stop
00:34:17you have to wait
00:34:20i'm gonna go change
00:34:21take your time
00:34:24i'll be waiting
00:34:26listen
00:34:31well well well
00:34:33our little cheerleader stripping naked again
00:34:45what are you doing
00:34:47oh you love being the center of attention i'm just helping you out
00:34:52you know i have like a hundred thousand followers
00:34:56one pick from me and you'll be famous
00:34:59oh my god she can start an only fan and do all of her whoring in bulk
00:35:02i think you'd be rich
00:35:04you should thank maya
00:35:06but honestly
00:35:06even if she did strip naked
00:35:09nobody would be interested in her
00:35:11she might have to buy a few followers
00:35:16why do you guys keep picking on me
00:35:18no no no we're helping you
00:35:20i'm your best friend remember
00:35:24come on girls
00:35:24let's help them get famous
00:35:28okay
00:35:29oh my gosh
00:35:29no no stop please
00:35:32no no stop please
00:35:33remember how you used to bag me to do your makeup
00:35:38no no no no
00:35:40no no please
00:35:40smile
00:35:45Oh, beautiful.
00:35:47Come on, girls.
00:35:48Let's get a picture.
00:35:50No, no, please, stop, please.
00:35:53Please.
00:36:01You ungrateful bitch.
00:36:15My birthday wish is to finally lose my virginity to him.
00:36:19Emma, are you trying to embarrass me on purpose?
00:36:22I can't believe that I'm dating someone like you.
00:36:28No, no.
00:36:29I am your boyfriend's best friend.
00:36:32This is your boyfriend.
00:36:34That's right.
00:36:36I'm your boyfriend, Dylan Harris.
00:36:43Good.
00:36:45You're alive.
00:36:47Let's continue.
00:36:51Why don't we take off our bra?
00:36:54Oh, my God.
00:36:56Great idea.
00:36:57Let's do it.
00:36:59No, please.
00:37:00No.
00:37:02Please.
00:37:03No.
00:37:05No.
00:37:06No.
00:37:20Hey, hey.
00:37:21It's okay.
00:37:21It's okay.
00:37:24You're okay.
00:37:26Come on.
00:37:27Come on.
00:37:30You're all going to pay for this.
00:37:36Call the cops and press charges.
00:37:38Don't let a single one walk.
00:37:45What the hell happened?
00:37:48Blakey, help me.
00:37:49I didn't mean to.
00:37:50It was Emma's fault.
00:37:52She threw my phone into the water.
00:37:54I just lost control.
00:38:00She just got mad.
00:38:03Okay.
00:38:04Don't blow this out of proportion, Dylan.
00:38:07Out of proportion.
00:38:08We all know what could have happened.
00:38:11My lawyers are going to call the school a medium.
00:38:14Come on.
00:38:16My best friend.
00:38:19My so-called boyfriend.
00:38:20My friend and the boy I grew up with have all been lying to me.
00:38:29Come on.
00:38:30Sit down.
00:38:36Are you all right?
00:38:39Do you have a husband?
00:38:41God, just don't touch me.
00:38:43What's wrong?
00:38:43Did I hurt?
00:38:44Just leave me alone.
00:38:52I hurt you the whole time.
00:38:53I love you.
00:38:57Bitch.
00:38:58If it weren't for you, I wouldn't have spent last night in a damn jail cell.
00:39:02You deserved it.
00:39:04No.
00:39:05Maya told me everything.
00:39:06You hit her first.
00:39:08So what the hell makes you think that you can bully my fiance?
00:39:15Fiance?
00:39:17I thought you'd like the good news.
00:39:21Blake and I are getting married next month.
00:39:25Exactly.
00:39:26No, but then there's you.
00:39:28Plain.
00:39:29Poor.
00:39:31Pathetic.
00:39:32Listen, Emma, I'm so sorry that no one loves you, but no one will ever marry someone like
00:39:38you.
00:39:39Yeah, who wants to marry a broke loser like her?
00:39:46I'm so excited to look at wedding sets.
00:39:53That's funny.
00:39:54Because we're getting married too.
00:39:56What?
00:39:57What?
00:39:58Because we're getting married too.
00:40:00I'm not married.
00:40:01Just play alone.
00:40:03Aren't you tired of seeing them short around?
00:40:08Play alone, huh?
00:40:10Let me see what game you're playing.
00:40:13Ready for class?
00:40:14Yeah.
00:40:16Excuse us.
00:40:17Say, move.
00:40:27Dylan, tell me the truth.
00:40:29Why did you want to marry me?
00:40:32Because I love you.
00:40:34I just didn't want to see them bully you anymore.
00:40:38If you want to get divorced because you know long where we're being this marriage, then we
00:40:41can do that.
00:40:42Right.
00:40:43The only reason I do this is to see what you guys are going to do.
00:40:47Getting married doesn't mean we can't get divorced.
00:40:50Oh, look who it is.
00:40:54You know, I hear the Harris family has pretty high standards for their daughter-in-law.
00:41:00Well, look at you and they're going to throw you right back in the gutter where you belong.
00:41:04Yeah.
00:41:05That was not high society material.
00:41:07That's okay, sweetheart.
00:41:09Because once you get dumped, you can come work some made for us.
00:41:12We'll take good care of you.
00:41:14And what makes you think you're qualified to decide who's in high society?
00:41:20Come on.
00:41:21Let's go.
00:41:23Don't go.
00:41:24Come on.
00:41:25It's a big night.
00:41:26Graduation, getting married.
00:41:29Let's all celebrate together.
00:41:41One more shot of tequila, please.
00:41:45That bitch.
00:41:46It's my turn now.
00:41:48Tonight, she's going to pay for everything.
00:42:01Excuse me, handsome.
00:42:03Could you do me the teeniest, tiniest favor and give this drink to that girl at the bar over there?
00:42:08Oh, and um...
00:42:12Here's a little tip to sweeten the deal.
00:42:16I'll have a drink for you.
00:42:38Who are you?
00:42:39Get your hands off me.
00:42:42Smell good, sweetheart.
00:42:44How about we have a little fun together?
00:42:49Don't touch me.
00:42:54Tell him.
00:42:56Tell him.
00:43:08Get the fuck out of here.
00:43:12Hey, hey, it's me.
00:43:14You're safe now.
00:43:15Are you okay?
00:43:16It took you so long.
00:43:17Oh, I'm sorry.
00:43:18I should have been here.
00:43:19Shh.
00:43:35I'm sorry.
00:43:37I should have been here.
00:43:37Shh.
00:43:38Are you sure about this, Emma?
00:43:41Don't you remember my birthday much?
00:43:43Do you know who I am?
00:43:45You're done.
00:43:46It is.
00:44:12Good morning.
00:44:15Dylan.
00:44:16Pervert?
00:44:17How dare you take advantage of me?
00:44:19What are you doing?
00:44:26Oh, God.
00:44:27I'm the creep.
00:44:28I need to get out of here.
00:44:32Let's just pretend like nothing happened, okay?
00:44:34We were both drunk.
00:44:35It was an accident.
00:44:37An accident?
00:44:39Yeah.
00:44:39Yes.
00:44:39You know that we're legally married.
00:44:43Are you not going to take any responsibility, Ms. Harris?
00:44:48Why would I take responsibility?
00:44:50Are you going to get pregnant?
00:44:52No.
00:44:57Who's that?
00:45:00It's not your mom.
00:45:03Hi, Mom.
00:45:05Someone took advantage of me last night.
00:45:07Shut up.
00:45:07What?
00:45:08Oh, stop your crap.
00:45:10Dylan, I've arranged a date for you.
00:45:13Tonight?
00:45:13Seven.
00:45:15Rosemary.
00:45:16Don't be late.
00:45:17No, I'm good.
00:45:18I'm actually married already.
00:45:20What?
00:45:20You're married?
00:45:22To who?
00:45:24You're married?
00:45:25To who?
00:45:26You'll never guess.
00:45:28It's fine.
00:45:30Mm-hmm.
00:45:31Mm-hmm.
00:45:31Fine.
00:45:32Same place, same time.
00:45:34Bring the wife with you.
00:45:35I want to meet her.
00:45:37Okay.
00:45:38Ready, Mom.
00:45:42Why wouldn't you let me speak?
00:45:44Do you not want people to know we're married?
00:45:47I haven't figured out how to explain it to them.
00:45:51Okay.
00:45:56Emma?
00:45:58Hi, Mom.
00:45:58Dylan's mom called me, bragging about her son's marriage.
00:46:02She invited us to Rosemary at seven.
00:46:05Ha!
00:46:05Think that she can show off?
00:46:07Well, we'll see about that.
00:46:09You bring that mysterious boyfriend you keep talking about, and don't be late.
00:46:17Mystery boyfriend, okay.
00:46:19Yep.
00:46:20So, I guess we have a date with our moms tonight.
00:46:25Linda, you came so early.
00:46:27I thought you would have spent a little more time on your outfit.
00:46:30After all, you are meeting my daughter-in-law.
00:46:33It's vintage Dior, darling.
00:46:34And of course I came early.
00:46:36Your son hasn't dated anyone for years.
00:46:38I was worried he might be afraid of girls.
00:46:41Are you sure he's not pulling your leg?
00:46:43Look who's talking.
00:46:45Your daughter has been dating, but she keeps her boyfriend away from you.
00:46:50I don't even think such a man exists.
00:46:54Hmm?
00:47:04Dylan?
00:47:06Where is your wife?
00:47:10Emma?
00:47:12Where's your boyfriend?
00:47:17Well, my wife is Emma.
00:47:23What?
00:47:26What?
00:47:33Emma's friend?
00:47:34My friend?
00:47:36That's right.
00:47:36Um, Dylan's wife is my friend, but she and my boyfriend were busy, so they couldn't make it.
00:47:47Oh, you scared me to death, Dylan.
00:47:49For a moment, I thought you guys got married behind our backs.
00:47:52Oh, please.
00:47:54Orkin, you're just a nervous wreck as usual.
00:47:57These two have been butting heads their whole lives.
00:48:00There's no way they'd ever end up getting married.
00:48:02And if they ever were to get married, and if they ever were to get married, it would be a
00:48:06blessing to you.
00:48:10Why are you keeping this secret from my mom's?
00:48:13What?
00:48:14Are you some big shot A-lister whose marriage has to be top secret?
00:48:20Didn't you hear?
00:48:23Didn't you hear?
00:48:24Didn't you hear that it's a blessing?
00:48:26What?
00:48:27What are you guys whispering about?
00:48:30Yeah.
00:48:31Do tell.
00:48:33Yeah.
00:48:36Nothing.
00:48:37I just need to use the restroom.
00:48:39Hurry on back, Emma.
00:48:40Emma, we have questions.
00:48:44This one is so nice.
00:48:46Oh, are you blind?
00:48:50Oh, well, if it isn't our dear little Emma.
00:48:53Well, well, Emma.
00:48:55One dish here costs what?
00:48:56Your entire week's allowance.
00:48:59How do you even get in here?
00:49:00Are you bussing tables now?
00:49:01Oh, please.
00:49:02They don't let waitresses in here unless they speak three languages.
00:49:05She's giving more toilet cleaning vibes.
00:49:11And this outfit must have saved for months to afford the rent.
00:49:17Better take it off when you swap toilets.
00:49:20You couldn't afford to replace it if it got dirty.
00:49:23Oh, but be nice girls.
00:49:25I mean, now that she's married to Dylan, she's high society.
00:49:28Oh, but where is Dylan?
00:49:33Did he divorce you already?
00:49:34Of course he has.
00:49:36A man like Dylan would be embarrassed to be seen with a girl like you.
00:49:40Exactly.
00:49:41I mean, he'd probably wham bam thank you ma'am to ride out the door.
00:49:46You done?
00:49:48Leave me alone.
00:49:49Aw, cheer up, Emma.
00:49:51We're here celebrating Blake and I's two year anniversary.
00:49:54He got me this limited edition Tiffany necklace.
00:49:57Isn't it gorgeous?
00:49:58Don't embarrass her.
00:50:00She's probably never seen that high end of a necklace.
00:50:03Well, I hate to break it to you, but that's a fake.
00:50:10Bitch, you wouldn't know a real diamond if it smacked you in the face.
00:50:14Real diamonds reflect a cold white light.
00:50:17Not that cheap glass around your neck.
00:50:19Still running your mouth.
00:50:21I'll show everybody what's truly fake.
00:50:25Let go of me.
00:50:29Oh, don't go Emma.
00:50:30Give us a shower.
00:50:38Get your yeasty bad hands off of my husband.
00:50:47What's up Blake?
00:50:48Are you a pussy?
00:50:49Teach her a lesson.
00:50:53Okay.
00:51:01Don't you even think about touching.
00:51:05Don't you even think about touching.
00:51:10Dylan, still blindfolded by this low-class rat?
00:51:14She doesn't even deserve to stand next to you.
00:51:17Dylan, what's going on here?
00:51:20Nothing.
00:51:21Just someone looking for trouble.
00:51:24Are you Dylan's mom?
00:51:27Impeccable timing.
00:51:29Ma'am, your son's so-called wife comes from a low-class background.
00:51:34She isn't worthy of betting your son.
00:51:37Seems you've been deceived as well.
00:51:39I mean, what a shame on your family.
00:51:41If Emma hadn't seduced and married Dylan,
00:51:44she'd still be scrubbing toilets somewhere.
00:51:47Who did you say married Dylan?
00:51:50It's her.
00:51:51The bitch standing next to him.
00:51:53What?
00:51:55What?
00:52:00Dylan?
00:52:01Did you meet me, Emma?
00:52:03Emma?
00:52:04Is Dylan your mysterious boyfriend?
00:52:08I can explain?
00:52:10Oh, no need to explain.
00:52:11Emma, you're a poor nobody who isn't worthy of dinner.
00:52:16Ma'am, she's just after your money.
00:52:19I mean, don't blame me for telling the truth.
00:52:22I thought we were friends until I found out she was using her body for indecent things,
00:52:26and then I had to cut her off.
00:52:28Enough!
00:52:29I have known Emma since she was a child.
00:52:32I know what kind of person she is.
00:52:39And since when is the heiress of the Aura Group a poor nobody?
00:52:45The heiress to the Aura Group?
00:52:47What?
00:52:48But that's impossible.
00:52:52Emma?
00:52:53Why didn't you tell me your family is loaded?
00:52:56Why would I tell you?
00:52:59So you were just pretending to be poor?
00:53:01Why, to laugh at us?
00:53:03I wasn't hiding it, I just...
00:53:07I didn't want to hurt your egos.
00:53:09And I don't like putting a price tag on myself.
00:53:12Oh, fuck off.
00:53:13People like you, liars, are the most disgusting of all.
00:53:18Enough!
00:53:19Your lies are libelous.
00:53:22I'm gonna have my lawyers handle this.
00:53:25Manager!
00:53:28Mrs. Harris.
00:53:29Escort these people out.
00:53:31There is no place for rudeness here.
00:53:37Don't touch me!
00:53:39I can walk myself.
00:53:48Mom!
00:53:50Nancy Morgan!
00:53:51Shall we go back?
00:53:54Don't change the subject.
00:53:58Morgan, now that your son has already married my daughter,
00:54:02has the mother-in-law, isn't there something you should be doing?
00:54:04You're right.
00:54:05I think I'll arrange to throw them a formal wedding party.
00:54:11Great idea.
00:54:13I love you.
00:54:19I heard the aura group Harris is going public with her boyfriend.
00:54:23I heard that too.
00:54:24Whoever backed her is set for life.
00:54:30This memory shit has gone far too long.
00:54:32Once I tell her the truth tonight,
00:54:36she's gonna come back to me,
00:54:37and all this...
00:54:40is gonna be mine.
00:54:45Who designed this dessert table?
00:54:47Who designed this dessert table?
00:54:47It is fucking ugly, so fix it!
00:54:50For God's sake, get some better wine!
00:54:52This is my big night, so don't fuck it up!
00:54:54Go!
00:55:00And you are?
00:55:02I am Emma's boyfriend.
00:55:05Of course.
00:55:06No wonder you stand out from the crowd.
00:55:08You're tonight's leading man.
00:55:11I don't remember inviting you.
00:55:15I don't remember inviting you.
00:55:25Please escort this gentleman out.
00:55:27Emma, wait.
00:55:28Emma, look, I made a few mistakes.
00:55:34Okay.
00:55:34I'm done.
00:55:36With Maya.
00:55:37I'm so sorry to hear that, but what does that have to do with me?
00:55:41No, sweetheart, you need to listen to this.
00:55:44Maya.
00:55:45She was the one always seducing me.
00:55:48And yeah, I was wrong, but I've changed.
00:55:52Ever since you lost your memory, I've been waiting for you.
00:55:55Waiting for what?
00:55:57Waiting for you to remember what we are.
00:56:12Enough.
00:56:14Stay with me.
00:56:18Emma, you should have remembered by now.
00:56:23I am your boyfriend.
00:56:30I'm your boyfriend.
00:56:33Interesting.
00:56:34Because I clearly remember after I lost my memory, you told me he was my boyfriend.
00:56:42Sweetheart, I was joking.
00:56:44Really funny.
00:56:47What's wrong with this guy?
00:56:49I thought he was tonight's leading man for a sec.
00:56:51Guess he's just having a full-blown delusion.
00:56:54It's fine.
00:56:55You really want proof.
00:57:02Here is your proof.
00:57:09Here is your proof.
00:57:13Those photos look real.
00:57:15Is he telling the truth?
00:57:17Emma, let's just go home, please.
00:57:23Emma, I am the one who has always been by your side.
00:57:28Dylan, he hates you.
00:57:30He was using your memory loss as an excuse to humiliate you.
00:57:38Emma, you have to believe me.
00:57:40You are the victim in all of this.
00:57:43Just come back to me.
00:57:45And we can go back to how we always were.
00:57:50Enough!
00:57:52Dylan, you hurt her.
00:57:55Emma, you love me.
00:57:58You've always loved me.
00:58:02I said enough.
00:58:04I got my memories back a long time ago.
00:58:10I remember everything.
00:58:12No, no, no.
00:58:14Amy, come on.
00:58:15Emma, look, look.
00:58:16I was stupid, okay?
00:58:18I was greedy and I was selfish.
00:58:21But if you forgive me, if you give me one more chance,
00:58:25I swear, I swear to God, that I will make it up to you.
00:58:29Okay?
00:58:30Just come back to me.
00:58:32Go back.
00:58:34You cheated on me with my best friend
00:58:36and told me another man was my boyfriend.
00:58:41I never want to see you again.
00:58:43Get out of my sight and out of my life forever.
00:58:45Emma, come on.
00:58:46Emma, you can't do this to me.
00:58:48Emma, come on.
00:58:49I love you, okay?
00:58:50I love you, Emma!
00:58:52Emma!
00:58:58Dylan, we need to talk too.
00:59:02Hey, hey, Emma.
00:59:04Emma, talk to me.
00:59:06Look, enough has happened tonight.
00:59:09If necessary, we can get a divorce tomorrow.
00:59:11No, I don't want that.
00:59:14No.
00:59:16Emma, I truly love you.
00:59:18Just, just please believe me.
00:59:21Our relationship is built on a lie, Dylan.
00:59:25I can't trust you.
00:59:27I was just afraid of losing you.
00:59:31All I wanted, all I ever wanted was to be with you.
00:59:38Does being afraid of losing me give you the right to lie to me?
00:59:43Let's just take some time to cool off.
00:59:47Separately.
00:59:51Emma, come on.
01:00:12Please prepare the paperwork.
01:00:14I want a divorce.
01:00:27How could I be pregnant?
01:00:41Should I keep this child?
01:00:43Maybe I should let Dylan know.
01:00:45He has a right to know.
01:00:47Take me to the Harris Group.
01:00:59Hi.
01:01:01Do you have an appointment?
01:01:03No.
01:01:05Just tell him Emma's here.
01:01:08Just another gold digger trying to become Mrs. Harris.
01:01:12You girls are a dime a dozen.
01:01:15I'm his wife.
01:01:17Oh, please.
01:01:19You're joking, right?
01:01:21But I do hear Mr. Harris has gotten married.
01:01:29What wife needs a secretary's permission to see her husband?
01:01:34Even if it were true, he hasn't even mentioned you,
01:01:37which means he obviously doesn't love you
01:01:38and he's just toying around with you.
01:01:41Maybe she's right.
01:01:42You need to face reality.
01:01:45I've seen plenty of bitches like you around here.
01:01:48Then, um, please give this to him.
01:02:00Seriously? This is the best you got?
01:02:13Here is your coffee, sir.
01:02:20Don't you have actual work to be doing?
01:02:22Yes. I take out the trash.
01:02:25Some dumb hoe came by asking for you and I tossed her out.
01:02:30What was her name?
01:02:32I think it was something like Emma.
01:02:36When was she here?
01:02:38Just a few moments ago.
01:02:40I didn't realize you actually knew who she was.
01:02:45You're fired.
01:02:46Mr. Harris, wait, um, I can fix this.
01:02:49She left a note for you.
01:02:54I'm just...
01:02:56I'm just...
01:02:57Emma's pregnant.
01:03:00You're still fired?
01:03:02No! No!
01:03:04No! No!
01:03:09No! No!
01:03:09No! No!
01:03:11No! No!
01:03:11No! No!
01:03:13No! No!
01:03:18to terminate the child no but a child without a good father's I mean won't be
01:03:28happy either so I'm sorry I forgot to turn it off
01:03:36it's Dylan Harris do you want to answer it no it's not gonna change from a
01:03:44humanitarian perspective it would be better to inform the father of the
01:03:53child hello and don't tell me you're sorry cuz you're not yes ma'am I'm sorry
01:03:58your husband has been in a car accident what
01:04:10Dylan you're finally awake how do you feel
01:04:15am I why are we in the hospital is there a physical exam at school today you were in a
01:04:23car accident I've been taking care of you
01:04:27wait taking care of me does Blake know I can't imagine he's cool with his girlfriend babysitting another guy
01:04:37there's no way what are you talking about oh
01:04:47doctor what's going on with him he has a small blood clot in his brain he's lost the last few
01:04:52years of his memory
01:05:01this can't be real I have to tell his family
01:05:09that's it you should just running away I just woke up
01:05:18you married him
01:05:22you married him
01:05:35your lock screen is a photo of me that says my love
01:05:46okay I didn't expect you to find out like this I've liked you since the
01:05:51first day I met you and I was trying to find the courage like woke up the guts to
01:05:57confess but by the time I did you and Blake were all your boyfriend go ahead
01:06:09I need to see how far this goes
01:06:12let's just pretend I didn't say any of that
01:06:15I don't want to ruin you and Blake's life
01:06:18well if he wants to play innocent
01:06:21let's see how he handles a little payback
01:06:25too late
01:06:26you already ruined my marriage we're having this like affair
01:06:31you're my side piece
01:06:34what
01:06:36you're my side piece
01:06:39what
01:06:42I'm your side piece
01:06:48does Blake know
01:06:50well um our marriage was already falling apart
01:06:55we just haven't got divorced yet
01:07:03okay
01:07:05why are you laughing
01:07:08I just so like before I lost my memory
01:07:12I worked up the guts to actually confess to you
01:07:19let's go
01:07:20I'm taking you home
01:07:21the other house
01:07:23no
01:07:24me and Blake's home
01:07:32Emma
01:07:33may I come in
01:07:34wait
01:07:36what happened
01:07:40Emma
01:07:42why
01:07:44are my clothes in you and your husband's bedroom
01:07:49didn't I tell you you're my side piece
01:07:53you're playing that dirty now
01:07:55in you and your husband's house
01:07:58what are you
01:08:02what are you doing
01:08:04just being a good side piece
01:08:09it pains me to say you're strong
01:08:17tell me who's better
01:08:18me and your husband
01:08:31your husband's calling a check on you
01:08:33Emma
01:08:34thank god you answered
01:08:36he seems suspicious
01:08:39Emma
01:08:40please
01:08:40just give me another chance
01:08:42I'm downstairs
01:08:49you heard him
01:08:50he could come home any second
01:08:52yeah but
01:08:52you said y'all were falling apart
01:08:56yeah but
01:08:57we're not divorced
01:08:58I mean this is still an affair
01:09:00maybe you should
01:09:01stay at your own place
01:09:02for now
01:09:04right
01:09:06I'm just a side piece
01:09:08what more could I expect
01:09:14when are you all getting a divorce
01:09:15we'll talk about that later
01:09:20sure we will
01:09:38what the hell is this problem
01:09:43I'm back from overseas
01:09:45what have you been up to
01:09:45being a side piece
01:09:50what
01:09:52wait did I hear that right
01:09:54you
01:09:54Dylan Harris
01:09:55want to know me
01:09:57are a side piece
01:09:58a good one
01:10:00buddy
01:10:00there are so many girls out there
01:10:02why'd you get involved
01:10:03with a married one
01:10:04they're falling apart
01:10:06you did come by our house today
01:10:11what do you think they're doing tonight
01:10:15buddy
01:10:15you gotta sober up first
01:10:17I'm sober
01:10:19I'm fine
01:10:29what are they doing right now
01:10:30have they already gone to bed
01:10:32or something more
01:10:48what is it
01:10:49come down
01:10:50I'm downstairs
01:10:52now
01:10:52do you know how late it is
01:10:54come down
01:10:56or I'm coming up
01:10:58but now's the only time I know
01:11:02for us to get ahead
01:11:04by being still and moving slow
01:11:08and holding on instead
01:11:10and I just don't think
01:11:13it'll be the same ever again
01:11:16so can we just stay
01:11:29Emma
01:11:30you have a horrible taste in husbands
01:11:37Dylan
01:11:38don't
01:11:40so he's back for one night
01:11:42and I can't even get a kiss
01:11:44so he just comes calling
01:11:45and you what
01:11:46toss me aside
01:11:48it seems like he really cares about me
01:11:57it seems like he really cares about me
01:12:11so then not here
01:12:15what
01:12:15are you this shy with your husband
01:12:20never done it in a car before
01:12:23it's not like that
01:12:24if you don't want this
01:12:26I won't bother you again
01:12:44I was gonna let you go
01:12:57forget it
01:12:58I don't want anyone to see any naked
01:13:02I'll pick you up till I'm late
01:13:10have fun with your fuck ass husband
01:13:22thank you
01:13:29so
01:13:30what do you still remember
01:13:32and what have you forgotten
01:13:33I remember most things about you
01:13:35I know that you don't like onions
01:13:39and that you can't swim
01:13:41you still remember I can't swim
01:13:44of course
01:13:45yeah you saved me once
01:13:47oh
01:13:48yeah that
01:13:49that school trip
01:13:50no I mean the party
01:13:54party
01:13:55wait
01:13:56school trip
01:13:56that was you
01:13:57yeah
01:13:58you were flailing so hard
01:14:01that I thought you were gonna drown both of us
01:14:05I always thought Blake saved me
01:14:09what's wrong
01:14:13nothing
01:14:14I just
01:14:16wanted to say thank you
01:14:18thank me
01:14:22well if you really wanted to thank me
01:14:25you'd get the divorce already
01:14:28Emma
01:14:30thank God I found you
01:14:34Emma
01:14:35thank God I found you
01:14:39Emma I was wrong
01:14:41it was all my fault
01:14:42I should have never messed around with Maya
01:14:44and cheated on you
01:14:46forgive me
01:14:48I lost my head
01:14:50please
01:14:51what did you just say
01:14:54did you cheat on your wife
01:14:57what
01:14:58wife
01:15:00Dylan
01:15:01stop it
01:15:02you can actually put up with him doing that
01:15:08fine
01:15:10I get it
01:15:12you love her
01:15:14anyways
01:15:15and I'm just a secret
01:15:17of course you wouldn't want me
01:15:19intervening with your business with him
01:15:22Mike
01:15:23please leave
01:15:25I told you to get out of my sight
01:15:29no
01:15:33stay for dinner
01:15:34what
01:15:37it's your husband right
01:15:38I want to know what kind of maid
01:15:53order something
01:15:58scallops
01:15:59share
01:16:03so you didn't know that Emma's allergic to seafood
01:16:09and you never cared about her did you
01:16:11what
01:16:11you know you haven't changed since middle school
01:16:13you've always been this pretend
01:16:14here it's Heather Klaas
01:16:16it's really good
01:16:19that's why I'm the ex-boyfriend
01:16:22and you're her husband
01:16:25you see why you deserve a loser right
01:16:28because compared to you
01:16:32I'm the one Emma actually cares about
01:16:36you don't have to be so smug about it
01:16:40alright
01:16:42you can go now
01:16:47I said go
01:16:53so
01:16:57he won't be bothering you again tonight
01:17:02can I come over
01:17:04for what
01:17:06to satisfy her as your lover of course
01:17:18is his body better than that
01:17:23or
01:17:25is he better looking
01:17:29or is it
01:17:31it's not that
01:17:35then what do you like about her?
01:17:39I thought
01:17:40he was the one who saved me
01:17:42for it
01:17:43so what you're saying
01:17:45is you should have been with me all along
01:17:47maybe I should have realized sooner
01:17:50maybe
01:17:53I love you
01:17:58I love you
01:18:00I love you too
01:18:05you are in trouble
01:18:06Dylan
01:18:07sorry
01:18:09Dylan
01:18:14Dylan let me go
01:18:21so
01:18:22I have good news
01:18:24and I have bad news
01:18:25which one do you want first?
01:18:27good news
01:18:28great choice
01:18:29I got my memory back
01:18:31oh my god that's fantastic
01:18:34yeah
01:18:35that's the bad news
01:18:36I remember
01:18:39everything
01:18:40everything
01:18:41everything
01:18:41including
01:18:42the past few days
01:18:44yeah
01:18:45the past few days were just a joke
01:18:53the past few days were just a joke
01:19:04I'm just your side piece
01:19:08it brought us closer together
01:19:10we're so close right now
01:19:11funny
01:19:13because
01:19:14last thing I remember
01:19:15you wanted to divorce
01:19:17no
01:19:18no
01:19:18why would I ever want that?
01:19:20that was just a misunderstanding
01:19:21why is it
01:19:22why is it?
01:19:22just
01:19:23let me go
01:19:25I'll be good
01:19:25I promise
01:19:26and we can talk about this
01:19:31I gotta ask you a few questions please
01:19:33okay
01:19:34and
01:19:35if you answer them well
01:19:37maybe I'll let you go
01:19:39okay
01:19:42first question
01:19:45what place do I hold in your heart?
01:19:47number one obviously
01:19:51wrong
01:19:52I'm telling the truth
01:19:53I'm sure
01:19:54okay well
01:19:55what about you?
01:19:57do better
01:19:57the correct answer
01:20:00you're the only one in my heart
01:20:04see how that's better?
01:20:06you've had time to think about that
01:20:08yeah
01:20:08I've been working on that in a few days
01:20:10okay
01:20:11well then that question doesn't count
01:20:12ask me another
01:20:13fine
01:20:17ooh
01:20:18if we broke up
01:20:19no no no no no
01:20:20forget to divorce
01:20:21ooh dramatic
01:20:24would you
01:20:26look for someone like me?
01:20:30no
01:20:31because
01:20:33you're one of a kind
01:20:38yes but no
01:20:39that can't possibly be wrong
01:20:41you ready for this?
01:20:42oh my god
01:20:43oh you're gonna love this one
01:20:44oh my god
01:20:46because we're never breaking
01:20:48we're definitely not getting divorced
01:20:51you know that was better
01:20:52I know
01:20:53it's my game
01:20:55give me another chance
01:20:57you're gonna have to ask nice
01:20:58one more chance please
01:20:59I love when you say
01:21:01please
01:21:08yeah
01:21:09we're trying to see
01:21:09it's not going to be
01:21:09happy
01:21:09we'll be talking about it
01:21:10do you
01:21:10we are not going to try
01:21:10we're not going to be
01:21:10we're not going to be
01:21:11can't we
01:21:11it's going to be
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