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Off Campus Episode 2 Engsub
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00:025 p.m. Tuesday.
00:04Rehearsal.
00:042 p.m. Thursday.
00:06A class, then work, then rehearsal.
00:087 a.m. Tuesday?
00:09Practice.
00:107 a.m. Wednesday.
00:11So practice.
00:12See, this is why I told you I can't help you.
00:13You're busy. I'm busy.
00:15It's fine. We'll make it work.
00:16The pop showcase needs to be my top priority.
00:18Well, passing this class is mine.
00:22Give me your phone.
00:23What?
00:24Just...
00:25All right.
00:26Thanks.
00:30All right. 9 p.m. of the night.
00:31After the sounds of wind and fog.
00:34Is that a class or a haiku?
00:36It's a class. I want to be a film composer.
00:38Oh.
00:40That's cool.
00:41All right. Phone?
00:42Hold on.
00:46Nice.
00:47Okay. Now you have my number.
00:49I sent myself a text, so I have yours.
00:52Oh, and actually...
00:56Whoa! Easy!
00:57Wellesie, you're going to have to loosen up if we're dating.
00:59It's Hannah.
01:00I like Wellesie.
01:01We're going to have to take that again.
01:03Okay. No, we don't.
01:04You can't just kiss me out of the blue.
01:06Actually, you can't kiss me at all.
01:07If we're going to be fake dating, there needs to be real kissing.
01:10I just met you.
01:11So what are we going to do? Hold hands?
01:14I mean...
01:15I mean, it's cute, but it's not going to work.
01:18Well, why not?
01:18Because we have to make him jealous.
01:20No guy gets jealous about holding hands.
01:23Well, agree to disagree.
01:24You seriously think that's going to get Justin's attention?
01:27Just walk down the hall holding hands?
01:29Problem is, I don't do girlfriends.
01:31Everyone who follows Fifth Line knows that.
01:33Well, am I supposed to know what Fifth Line is?
01:35How have you never...
01:37It's the Briar gossip account.
01:40Like, mostly hockey-themed shit.
01:42Oh, because your lives are so interesting?
01:44I mean, yeah, kind of.
01:46Trust me.
01:46If we're going to convince Justin, we've got to convince Jules.
01:49Who?
01:49My best friend's younger sibling, they run the account.
01:52If Jules believes we're real, we make it on the Fifth Line.
01:55And if we make it on the Fifth Line...
01:57No, okay, I get it.
01:58But why can't we just tell Jules?
01:59Get them in on it.
02:00They don't do fake gossip.
02:03Like, for this plan to work, we have to sell it.
02:07Classic first-period strategy.
02:09One, two, three, take my hand and come with me
02:11because you look so fine that I really want to make you mine.
02:13Maintain possession of the puck and establish a room.
02:16Throw your opponent off his game.
02:17Get the crowd on your side.
02:18Wait, sorry, I'm the puck?
02:20It's a metaphor, Wellesley.
02:21Who's the tutor here?
02:23Okay, whatever.
02:24Is there a phase two?
02:25Offensive zone pressure.
02:27Find opportunities to crash the crease and look for rebounds.
02:30Sure, crash, crease, rebound.
02:32Totally.
02:33We showboat our relationship.
02:34In front of crowds, in front of Justin,
02:37and especially in front of Jules whenever we can.
02:40And phase three?
02:41We break up, you cry.
02:43You accept me to cry over you?
02:45Yeah, oh yeah.
02:46Wellesley, this fake relationship is going to destroy you.
02:49I mean, your life will never be the same again,
02:51and then Justin will swoop in and pick up all the pieces.
02:56You're gonna fake cry over me too, right?
02:58Oh, I'll be inconsolable.
02:59All right, well, that part I like.
03:00Well, you gotta admit, it's kind of genius.
03:10So, when do we start?
03:12I said, are you gonna be my girl?
03:36I'm gonna be my girl.
03:45I'm gonna be my girl.
03:45you to pause it. There's no pause in an hockey. Bullshit, you get gassed after like a minute.
03:52You guys say pauses all the time. I'm the one out there all the time. To be fair, you just
03:55stay in
03:56one spot. Gotta work on your transitions, bro. Honestly, I'm doing better without you, so.
04:01Fuck you. I'm carrying your ass. Hey, I'm Jules. Hello, Chuck or sibling.
04:12Who are you? What's your deal? Careful. Don't tell Jules anything. You went with the whole
04:17school knowing. I only report the facts. Wellsy. Hey. We can study in my room.
04:30Uh, down here is fine. No, no, it's better up there. No worries.
04:43Jules?
04:49So my nudity was not part of the deal. Oh, please, don't flatter yourself.
04:53It's for Jules' benefit, not yours. Dean. Dude, I told you to shut your fucking door,
04:59man. We have company. Sorry about him. This is heathen. This is me.
05:09What do you want?
05:20Okay, uh, for your oral presentation, you're gonna have to argue the viewpoints of one of our first
05:26unit philosophers and how they relate to modern society.
05:31What was that? Oh, nothing. Just a snap from a puck bunny.
05:37That's not what you actually call women. They call themselves that.
05:40Wait, are people gonna think I'm a puck bunny?
05:43No one is going to think you're a puck bunny.
05:47Okay, let's just start with Nietzsche.
05:52Um, no, actually, I don't need your notes.
05:56Nietzsche believed that morality was defined by the individual, God is dead, or whatever.
06:01Kant, on the other hand, was trying to define what morality was itself,
06:04what the duties and obligations of the individual were to begin with.
06:11If you know that already, why do you need my help?
06:13Well, I mean, memorizing is easy, right? What I don't understand is how they can be saying
06:19different things and both still be right.
06:22It's not about being right. Oh my God.
06:28Okay.
06:32This is Garrett's tutor. Please leave him alone. He'll fuck you later.
06:39Damn. Now I have to fuck her later.
06:41Oh, only if you believe in obligations.
06:47You want my head where?
06:48Well, just in between my, uh...
06:51Wait, is that even your head?
06:53It doesn't matter. I'm not doing August 19th.
06:58Okay, uh...
07:00Ooh, June 28th is kind of hot.
07:02You can do a backbend?
07:04No, you're doing the backbends.
07:07I don't know about this.
07:10Okay. Um, yeah, I'll just find a better one.
07:13No, I mean any of this calendar, the sex positions.
07:20Do you not like what we've been doing?
07:23No, I just, like, thought it might be fun to try something different.
07:28You know, I just, after two years, I don't want us getting boring.
07:33Sex is boring?
07:35No, no, I didn't. We're just a little predictable, Saul.
07:40I mean, like, we do the same things and we see the same people and we break up and get
07:45back together.
07:45Like, I'm just trying to shake us out of our routine here.
07:49I like our routine.
07:51Okay, not a break apart, but the rest of it is...
07:55We see the same people because we're in college. We eat at the same places because we're in college.
08:00Life's not gonna be like this forever, Al.
08:02Yeah, so let's go out and hook up on the dance floor and make out in the back of an
08:06Uber.
08:07We're not those people.
08:08No, but we could be.
08:10Right?
08:14Don't you want more?
08:22Okay, let me see August 19th again.
08:27No, no, it's fine, fine.
08:30The usual stuff's fine.
08:35I can put a pillow under your butt. You said that felt good last time, right?
08:42Yeah. Yeah, let's just do that.
09:03Okay, what did we love about Hannah's piece?
09:08Come on, it's Hannah's first time going for the Pop Showcase.
09:11How do we help make it stronger?
09:13We're classical comp majors, we don't do pop.
09:16I commend your intellectual flexibility.
09:19Truly.
09:20Anyone?
09:22It's a nice melody.
09:24There we go, thank you.
09:25Aren't there supposed to be lyrics?
09:27I haven't finished it yet.
09:27Hannah, just, uh, try to listen.
09:35Okay, I think what we are looking for here is constructive criticism, honestly.
09:41Sounds a lot like Hannah's film score work.
09:43Background music for someone else's story.
09:46Like you're afraid to really get under the surface of what this song wants to be about.
09:53Just right, Hannah.
09:56I am sure it went better than you think it did.
09:58No, it really didn't.
10:01Cutting it close, Mr. Graham.
10:03Sorry, I had to stop and grab coffee from my girl.
10:12What's in this?
10:14I think you meant to say.
10:15Thanks, baby.
10:16Baby?
10:17So, for those of you who were remotely paying attention.
10:20Drink the damn coffee.
10:21I'm lactose intolerant.
10:23Just pretend.
10:25What, pretend I'm not lactose intolerant?
10:28Hannah.
10:30Pretend you like me.
10:37Is he looking or he can't tell?
10:41Nope.
10:44Okay.
10:46What about now?
10:50No.
10:53Okay, well I can't take notes like this.
10:56Nobody said you had to.
10:57And are you deciding to push back against perceived progress if those disruptions are affected?
11:13And that's a great example of an unwanted disruption.
11:21He's looking now.
11:26Don't miss.
11:28Don't miss.
11:28I ain't gonna miss.
11:29Don't miss, don't miss, don't miss, don't miss, don't miss.
11:33Fuck you.
11:34Told you not to miss.
11:36Come on.
11:37It wasn't that bad.
11:39It was like a car crash exploded into a volcano and then fell down the stairs loudly.
11:50Hear me, hear me.
11:51We have a proclamation.
11:53Stand by for the proclamation.
11:55The annual Maxwell De Laurentiis birthday festivities will take place this year at the
12:00Maxwell Summer Home in...
12:02Cape Cod.
12:02Woo-hoo!
12:04As it is our 22nd year gracing the earth, the theme shall be twofers.
12:09So please come dressed as your second favorite dynamic duo.
12:13After us, of course.
12:14The party bus departs shortly after the team bus, which shall bring ye there and bring
12:17ye back the following morning.
12:19Mm-hmm.
12:19So be there.
12:21Or be there.
12:22There is no other option.
12:24Drum roll, please.
12:24Yes.
12:38That is all.
12:38That is all.
12:41That was a lot.
12:43That's Dean and Bo for you.
12:45They do the same kind of thing every year.
12:49Wait.
12:51Justin is in Bo's fret.
12:59I got it.
13:01Gonna need more words?
13:03I'll give you two.
13:05Hard launch.
13:13I would just like to say this is the most absolutely unhinged plan and I'm obsessed with it.
13:18And you.
13:19None of the hockey people know?
13:21Hockey people?
13:22Jules can't know.
13:23This has to seem real.
13:28Okay.
13:29Well, you've convinced half the theater department.
13:32We could be Beetlejuice.
13:34What?
13:34No, you need to show up as someone hot.
13:36How dare you?
13:37Winona Ryder is beautiful.
13:38Yeah, but she's not hot.
13:40Don't you have any of those boots that go up past the knee?
13:42You mean fuck me boots?
13:44We wear those when we don't feel like shaving.
13:46Well, I'm just saying.
13:48You've got it, so flaunt it.
13:50Okay, don't talk about my it.
13:52Not all women want to get dressed up for the male gaze.
13:55Yeah, but the women I'm with do.
13:56Okay, enough.
13:57Listen, hockey man.
13:58Let's just get one thing straight.
13:59My best friend is right about literally everything always now until the end of time.
14:04But in this case, you do gotta whip them thighs out.
14:07Judas!
14:08But if you want to get Justin's attention, we have to be boy hot, not girl hot.
14:11Wait, we?
14:13Oh, yeah.
14:14Sean and I are coming.
14:14I just decided.
14:16A wild hockey party is exactly what we need to shake us out of our funk.
14:20You're already in the funk again.
14:21You just got back together.
14:22Even soulmates have ruts.
14:24Or a series of ruts.
14:27Okay, well, it'll be more fun to drive out to the party with you anyway, so.
14:30Yeah, no, you're coming to the game.
14:32That wasn't part of the deal.
14:33Well, if you're into me, you're into hockey.
14:36He's got a point.
14:37Well, and besides, you'll need to spend the night anyway, right?
14:39For fake sex reasons?
14:40Yeah, fake sex.
14:41So much fake sex.
14:43Ugh, I want to be having fake sex.
14:45You're having real sex.
14:46Whatever.
14:47My point is, fake is fun.
14:49Um, okay, what's my deadline for this costume?
14:52Uh, Puck Bunny bus leaves at 4 p.m. Saturday.
14:54You said I'm not a Puck Bunny.
14:55You're not.
14:57Doesn't mean you can't act like one.
15:03Come on.
15:05We dominated the Frozen Four last year, and the year before that, and the year before that.
15:08Do all the cocky sons of bitches out there think they can beat us?
15:11I'd like to see you give 110 percent, brackets at 110, and read each other's minds.
15:17What are you doing tonight?
15:18You want to give 100 percent and then, um, give 10 more?
15:23I'm sorry, could you repeat the question?
15:25How do you plan to adjust to the challenge of being Briar's new captain?
15:28I don't think there's a need to change anything.
15:30My teammates expect the best out of me, and, uh, that's not a problem.
15:34So I expect the best of myself.
15:36Do you have any other pre-game rituals or superstitions?
15:39Yeah, I'm pretty particular.
15:41You know, I need my locker to be in.
15:42I don't think I'm in.
16:10Hey!
16:10Hey, can I help you?
16:13Uh, no, I'm here for Garrett.
16:16Oh, I don't usually let girlfriends watch.
16:18Uh, definitely not a girlfriend.
16:20Um, I'm his philosophy tutor.
16:24Then you can stay.
16:25Okay.
16:28Not going easy on him, are you?
16:29No, sir.
16:30Good. Do your best.
16:32We need him out there.
16:35Sorry, can't you just speak to his professor or dean or whatever?
16:39If it's so important that he play, I mean.
16:42He didn't want me to.
16:44What? Why?
16:47Do you know who his dad is?
16:50Some hockey player?
16:51One of the best defensemen in NHL history.
16:55Garrett's last name carries weight.
16:58He knows the spotlight's on him.
17:00So he busts his ass to prove that he's earned his place.
17:04Mm-hmm.
17:11Hey, thought we had a session.
17:13Weight room.
17:18You better hurry, Garrett's tutor.
17:20All right.
17:25Yeah.
17:28I must admit, I can't explain any of these thaws racing through my brain.
17:35It's true.
17:37Baby, I'm howling for you.
17:39Hey, you know I don't appreciate being made to wait 45 minutes.
17:42I'm sorry.
17:43Sitting down for that long must be so draining.
17:46I will reschedule.
17:47Okay, wait.
17:48Hold on, hold on.
17:49I can multitask.
17:51I'll just be, uh, locking out while studying lock.
17:55Really?
17:56You can?
17:56I've got a lot to cover, and I've never met a guy who can genuinely do two things at once.
18:02Well, then you've been sleeping with the wrong guys, Wilson.
18:08That was a joke.
18:11Jesus.
18:12You know, if we're going to convince anyone that we're hooking up, you can't freak out when
18:15I tease you.
18:17We need to practice.
18:18Practice what?
18:19Teasing?
18:20We'll be fine as long as you stop force-feeding me dairy products.
18:23Forget your oat milk.
18:24This is serious.
18:26You blush whenever I come near you.
18:29Get over yourself.
18:30I don't blush.
18:31Oh, yeah?
18:32Yeah.
18:35Yeah.
18:50See?
18:51Nothing.
18:53Not bad.
18:55But what about when we kiss?
18:58You're very sure of yourself.
19:01Oh, right.
19:02Your terms.
19:03No kissing.
19:06Oh.
19:10What's wrong, Graham?
19:12I thought you said we needed practice.
19:28Don't.
19:29Blush.
19:52So this is tutoring.
19:54What?
19:56No.
19:57Uh...
19:58Yes.
20:01He was just trying to prove a point.
20:03It kind of feels like I just did.
20:08And now it's my turn.
20:15I'm gonna kiss you.
20:19Okay.
20:30Am I blushing now?
20:46It's here, folks.
20:47Our first away game of the season.
20:49The Briar Hawks have dominated the Chatham Plovers in the past.
20:52But since it's De La Wrentice's birthday today, we all know his mind is already on the after-party.
20:57Am I right?
20:59But we've got a good crowd here tonight.
21:01The Briar's most faithful bunnies in attendance, as always.
21:05Oh, there it is.
21:14First game?
21:17Yeah.
21:18I know we can seem like a lot, but we don't bite.
21:21I swear.
21:22Oh, thanks.
21:27Just stick by jewels.
21:29I mean, their play-by-play is a lifesaver in my first time.
21:32Thanks.
21:36Hey, here we go! You got this, boys!
21:38Come on, now!
21:39This is a tough game for the Clovers, folks.
21:42Hey! Hey! Right here! Right here!
21:44Yeah, let's fucking go.
21:46Come on, baby!
21:47Hey! Hey, G!
21:49Hey, here we go!
21:51Fire has control of the pie.
21:52Logan, Logan!
21:53There you go!
21:53Logan back to Graham.
21:54Move it, move it!
21:55I'm open, I'm open!
21:55Hey, Graham, back to Logan.
21:56These two are passing it back and forth like Chlamydia during a welcome week.
22:00Come on, guys, let someone else have a turn. It's only fair.
22:02Go! Go!
22:03Come on, baby!
22:07Denied!
22:07Damn, so close!
22:09Chattern tries to get the puck the fuck out of town.
22:12Get him, baby!
22:12Graham, right there with the interception.
22:15Come on, G, pass it up!
22:16Come on, take it up, take it up!
22:19Graham takes the loan in!
22:22Yes!
22:23Goal!
22:26Puff absolutely pounding the Chatham Clovers!
22:31OK!
22:33He's good!
22:35Yeah, problem is, he knows it.
22:39Fox, Fox, Fox!
22:41Fox, Fox, Fox, Fox!
22:44advisory team pro, for...
22:44Fox, Fox, Fox, Fox, Fox!
22:45predictable box after alles!
22:47Purple hot, weather box after alles!
22:49Just like a-
22:50Oh!
22:55Hi, Diddy, baby.
23:00Hey, let's go set him up.
23:08Right here.
23:15You fucking dude!
23:17Hey, hey!
23:18Damnony!
23:19Seriously.
23:20Hey, waste not lest he be wasted.
23:23Come on.
23:24Okay.
23:25Damnony!
23:27Damnony!
23:28Damnony!
23:29Damnony!
23:31Damnony!
23:32Damnony!
23:33Damnony!
23:34Damnony!
23:35Damnony!
23:38Damnony!
23:40Come on!
23:41Moose?
23:42Maverick?
23:43Come on, come on, baby.
23:45Oh, boy.
23:46Go with it.
23:46Come on.
23:47You, I'm scared!
23:57Yeah!
24:04Yeah!
24:05Oh, yeah!
24:05Oh, yeah!
24:07Oh, yeah!
24:09Well, I heard.
24:11You might have found something better.
24:13Oh, yeah.
24:15What?
24:16Holy shit, I mean...
24:19You totally nailed boy hot.
24:21Good, because I feel like an absolute cliché.
24:24Any sign of Justin?
24:26No, uh, not yet, but he'll be here.
24:28Sigtau takes birthdays very seriously.
24:30You okay?
24:31Oh, hey, thanks, man.
24:33Uh, no thanks. I don't drink at parties.
24:36Oh, yeah? No worries, I'm not a big drinker either.
24:39One-on practice nights, five after a game, no exceptions.
24:41Seems pretty strict.
24:42Do you think I was born with these apps?
24:46So, what's next?
24:47It's your favorite, actually.
24:49Are you ready for this?
24:58Hockey shots!
25:00Hey, hockey shots.
25:01Oh, shit!
25:03Yeah, get it now, you're not a vampire.
25:06I am.
25:06Yeah, sorry, Garrett's tutor, but, uh...
25:08Y'all are cute, but we need you. Let's go.
25:10It's a starting line tradition when we win.
25:11Bad luck if we don't.
25:13Exactly, so we're doing it, because tonight we beat Chadham's asses.
25:16That's right.
25:16Let's go.
25:17All right, come on.
25:17Come on, come on.
25:19Sorry.
25:21It's okay.
25:31Hey!
25:43Hey!
25:47Hey!
25:49Hey!
25:50Hey!
25:50Hey!
25:51Hey!
25:52Hey?
25:57Hey!
26:08Hey!
26:10Hey!
26:12Hey, what's that?
26:14very bad vampire but here you are looking like el woods and your peter pan shadow yeah peter's
26:21around here somewhere there's just one thing i can't quite figure out garrett graham doesn't
26:28do girlfriends dynamic duos not his style even when it is a theme so garrett's tutor
26:36what's really going on come on it's gonna be fucking hard
26:43someone already blocked me in come on it looks so fun
26:53hey babe where's your ducking cup i'm still left in the car okay well without the cup you don't
26:59look like ben affleck you just look like some sad guy from boston so ben f babe get the cup
27:06so he can dance do we have to yes i mean come on a house like this a floor like
27:11that
27:12dress like mine come on okay i'll find the cup thank you
27:22you know it started with cheatering but i mean have you looked at him i mean
27:26he's john's best friend so not really john my brother john logan
27:33right um but i mean objectively garrett's a reasonably attractive looking human being and
27:38sparks flew as they do when people um sorry what what what don't you get
27:45any of it really because a guy like him couldn't possibly be into a girl like me
27:49oh my god no you're just different not what i would have expected for garrett
28:00so you guys like dating dating well i mean we're not like exclusive or anything
28:06and she's cool with that yeah man i guess so
28:11it's just that last week you didn't even know her name right
28:15yeah you know i don't know sometimes people sneak up on you
28:18yeah
28:21jesus do you see anything non-alcoholic it's for hannah
28:25she doesn't drink she said not at parties
28:34cute uh here try this
28:40clothes cans are safer bro
28:45thanks
28:47probably the hero
28:52i can say this because garrett's basically my brother but he can be kind of a dick sometimes
28:57you know that right
29:00yeah but he's also funny and really hardworking
29:03kind of nice when he wants to be
29:07hey uh sorry that took so long i couldn't find any mixtures but
29:10i thought maybe i don't know you know in case you change your mind no pressure though
29:16yeah actually thanks
29:31okay that was totally cute
29:36my single ass needs another drink
29:39bye jules
29:41good work
29:42good work
29:43good work
29:44good work
29:59good work
29:59good work
29:59good work
30:00good work
30:25Yo, Dini, can you do me a favor and take one of these off my hands?
30:34Who is that?
30:38I don't know her personally, but I'm pretty sure that's J-Lo.
30:41That's really helpful.
30:43Yeah.
30:44I got an idea.
30:51Oh my god! Wait, this is me!
30:53J-Lo!
30:53No!
30:58Who says you're struggling with your assists, huh?
31:02I can still change the song, dick.
31:30And drop it on the floor.
31:32Let the rhythm change your world on the floor.
31:36You know we're running shit tonight on the floor.
31:39Brazil, Morocco, London to Ibiza.
31:43Straight to LA, New York, Vegas to Africa.
31:47Dance the night away, live your life and stay young on the floor.
31:54Dance the night away, grab somebody, drink a little more.
31:59I say no, I say no, I say no, I say no, I say no, I say no, I say
32:05no, I say no, I say no.
32:15I say no, I say no, I say no, I say no, I say no, I say no, I say
32:20no, I say no.
32:20Should we dance or what?
32:32Oh my god, Justin's here.
32:35Okay, be cool, you're with me.
32:39Hey, he's just another guy, right?
32:48Is he looking?
32:54Oh, yeah.
33:05Come here.
33:07What?
33:17Okay.
33:20Where are we going?
33:21He needs to see us.
33:22And he has.
33:23You've got him interested,
33:24now we gotta go.
33:27Nobody's talking to someone.
33:33Hey, watch the player,
33:34not the puck, Wellsie.
33:36What the hell does that mean?
33:38It means, trust me.
33:42I've got him.
33:44I've got him.
33:46I've got him.
33:48I've got him.
33:50I've got him.
33:52I've got him.
33:53This is the part
33:54Where I tell you all the things I want to do to you
33:58When we're alone.
34:07Now, you can blush.
34:08I wish.
34:14Okay.
34:35Thank God I'm exhausted.
34:41You're not letting me take the bed?
34:46Nope.
34:47Sorry for thinking you were a gentleman.
34:49Apology accepted.
34:51I'm not sleeping on the floor.
34:55Well, that really sounds like a pickle.
34:57You can't just decide.
34:59Seems funny, seems like I just did.
35:01Oh my God, you're so stubborn.
35:04You know the bed is big enough for two.
35:08Absolutely not.
35:10Okay, your loss.
35:14Whoa, you're beat to shit.
35:17Am I?
35:19Yeah, I guess I hadn't noticed.
35:22No, okay, you're right.
35:24You should take the bed.
35:28Wait, no.
35:30No?
35:30No, you're just giving me the bed because you feel bad for me.
35:33Get back on the bed.
35:34I'm taking the floor.
35:35I don't need you pity.
35:37It's all yours.
35:37See you in the morning.
35:38You just collapsed on it two seconds ago.
35:39Take it.
35:40I am perfectly capable of sleeping on the floor.
35:42So am I.
35:56What?
35:58Eh, nothing.
36:00You can't actually laugh out loud and not share the goods.
36:22Impressive.
36:23Bruins should hire him to be their mascot.
36:27Do you always get so beat up out there?
36:30Nah.
36:31You get used to it.
36:33Hurt more when I was starting out.
36:35How old were you?
36:37When I started playing.
36:38Hmm.
36:40Well, I don't know.
36:41As soon as I could walk, my dad put skates on me.
36:43It was a lot of pressure on a kid.
36:47Ice skating was the fun part.
36:52Pressure was getting measured once a week to make sure that I was growing fast enough.
37:01Chugging protein shakes and.
37:05Lifting weights.
37:08Missing birthday parties.
37:11Because my dad wouldn't let me skip practice.
37:15And his fucking.
37:18Whistle.
37:19Whenever I.
37:21Made a mistake.
37:23Why do you still do it?
37:29I guess.
37:29I guess.
37:33I wouldn't know who I am without it.
37:37Spent my whole life.
37:39Training for a dream.
37:40And now I'm so close to it.
37:41If I stopped, I.
37:44I don't know.
37:46It makes sense.
37:48Seems like you never really had a choice.
37:53Yeah.
37:54Right.
37:56Fuck that.
37:58Yeah.
38:00Yeah, fuck that.
38:07You gotta practice with the Bruins?
38:11And they let me run a drill.
38:12For fun.
38:13Wasn't that big of a deal, you stalker.
38:24Oh my god, no.
38:25Turn that off.
38:26That's so embarrassing.
38:26Sing.
38:53Did you write this?
38:55It's incredible.
38:56In high school.
39:07They're really good.
39:09Two hearts beating as one.
39:12Run right into the sun.
39:17Oh, what would I give to go back?
39:24Octopage.
39:30I gotta tell you something.
39:34The other night at the Eastwood game,
39:37I was struggling.
39:42And then I heard someone singing.
39:48Elton John.
39:48Right?
39:52I followed your voice through the tunnels.
39:56I saw you in the green room.
40:01Saying it out loud.
40:03I realize that sounds creepy, but...
40:08You were so, like, genuine, you know?
40:15You're free.
40:20You centered me.
40:29Jules posted us.
40:32What did they say?
40:34Actually, hang on.
40:36Let me see.
40:43We did it.
40:44Yeah, we did it.
40:47Wait, I have just the thing.
40:48Have you heard Miley's cover of The Bitches Back?
40:50Yeah, of course.
40:51I'm a man of taste, Wellesie.
40:52Okay, well, what about Billy Porter's vision?
40:55Who's Billy Porter?
40:59I'm gonna pretend you didn't just say that.
41:00Come up here.
41:09Will you show me something of yours?
41:11Well, like a classical piece?
41:13No, like the one on your Instagram.
41:16Uh, no.
41:17I don't write like that anymore.
41:20That's crazy.
41:23Why not?
41:26It's like scary.
41:29Telling the world something I'm not ready for it to know.
41:33Uh, but I am working on something at the moment for the Pop Showcase.
41:38But it's not there yet.
41:40Lyrics are hard for me.
41:43It'll get there.
41:44It has to. I need to win.
41:47You hate losing that badly, huh?
41:49I do.
41:50When it means that I can't afford to go to Briar anymore.
41:53Which is what'll happen if I don't get a scholarship.
41:56And the only way to get a scholarship...
41:58Is to win.
42:10Do you have to write the lyrics yourself? Like, can you collaborate?
42:14Yeah, sure, as long as it's still mine.
42:16No.
42:35I mean, there's your answer.
42:38Justin.
42:39Yeah, I mean, just ask him for help. Pretentious douches love that shit.
42:43He is not a pretentious douche.
42:48Okay, yeah. Whatever you say.
43:00Wait, have you heard of the Beaches?
43:04Their Coachella set will change your life.
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