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Off Campus Episode 6 Engsub
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00:02Happy Thanksgiving!
00:04Happy Thanksgiving, dorks.
00:10I didn't see ya.
00:30Wellesie?
00:33Wellesie?
01:00We can make it happen at my sex morning.
01:03What the fuck?
01:06You again.
01:07No, not me again. You again.
01:10Are you seriously hooking up on top of me?
01:12Well, this is my house.
01:13Yeah, where you presumably have a room.
01:15It's you from the bathroom.
01:17Yes, we've established it's me.
01:18Did you follow me?
01:19I was here first.
01:20Well, it's not my fault you won't leave me alone.
01:22Well, it's not my fault you can't survive two seconds without sticking your dick in someone.
01:25Oh.
01:26No offense.
01:28All good.
01:29I'd take offense.
01:29I'd take offense.
01:30No one asked you.
01:30No, we don't really need him.
01:33You wanna go back to mine?
01:34Mm-hmm.
01:35Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
01:36She's leaving in a second and...
01:38Jesus!
01:46Happy now?
01:47A little bit.
01:52Whatever.
01:56I'm going outside.
02:10So you're breaking up with your boyfriend?
02:12What?
02:13I'm not breaking up with him.
02:18You want to, though.
02:23You guys have been together since your freshman year, on and off, but now you're not sure about your future,
02:28because the dude's gonna move to Vermont and be a boring insurance salesman, and you, you wanna act.
02:39You told pretty much everyone tonight at karaoke.
02:44Oh, my God.
02:49Okay, so what are you gonna do?
02:52I don't know.
02:53This whole thing.
03:00I just...
03:02My dad gave up so much to be there for my mom when she...
03:08And I know that meant everything to her.
03:11And I know that meant everything to her.
03:13Her relationship was beautiful, and I want that.
03:21You don't wanna move to Vermont.
03:24No.
03:25Okay.
03:26So, what do you want, Allie?
03:31I guess...
03:32I wanna be in love.
03:35But I don't want that to make it impossible for me to, like, move to L.A., or take a
03:39show to Edinburgh, work my ass off on Broadway, you know?
03:44I wanna be able to do it all.
03:46Even though I know it's more likely I'll succeed at none of it.
03:51It's dumb.
03:52Hell no.
03:54That's not dumb.
03:56If that's what you want, go after it.
03:58People who care about you will understand.
04:00And if they don't, they're not your people.
04:04Okay.
04:05Which one of your exes taught you to be so insightful?
04:09I don't have any exes.
04:12It's...the weed.
04:13Wait, what?
04:14Dean De Laurentiis has never had a girlfriend?
04:17I like being the casual sex guy.
04:19It's easy.
04:21I have heard you're easy.
04:28I'm Six Flags, baby.
04:30Everybody wants a ride.
04:32They come for a good time, not a long time, and that's fine by me.
04:36Is it?
04:48Looking at it won't make him text.
04:50No.
04:50No, you're so right here.
04:52Save me from myself.
04:58What?
04:59What are you...
05:00When you break up with this guy, which you will, you're going to want a fun ride to distract
05:05you.
05:07Call me.
05:08Call me.
05:09Call me.
05:10Sorry, dude.
05:11I don't do roller coasters.
05:13I'm too scared to let myself see.
05:18All these pieces left behind.
05:23I'm making it easier to hide on me.
05:30...
05:57Oh, I'm sorry.
06:03Well, hello.
06:04Yeah, I know.
06:06You said I wouldn't call.
06:09And yet?
06:11And yet.
06:13You're calling.
06:16I broke up with Sean.
06:21I'm sorry.
06:23No, you're not.
06:25No, I'm not.
06:29I really want to call him.
06:31But you called me instead.
06:33I did.
06:35You lied.
06:37About what?
06:41You like roller coasters.
06:44No.
06:47I fucking love roller coasters.
07:06I just broke up with Sean, and I can't hurt his feelings.
07:11This is a one-time thing.
07:15Tell no one.
07:17I got it.
07:21I got it.
07:35I got it.
07:41Okay, this is the last time.
07:56Okay, this is the last time.
08:07Okay, this is the last time.
08:22Okay, this is the last time.
08:24Hold on.
08:24Yeah, yeah, yeah. Give me a second.
08:26She got something in the bathroom. Hold on. Hold on.
08:27Dude, dude, dude. One second.
08:30Alright.
08:35Um, sorry, I just needed a ride.
08:36Yeah, no, it's fine, man. Just...
08:38Just go.
08:39Okay. Yeah, I'll go. I'll go.
08:47That was absolutely the last of the time.
09:00I just think this is really important to Garrett that this goes well.
09:03That's what relationships are for, honey bun.
09:06Supporting each other.
09:07Helping each other grow as people.
09:10Can all be about sex and fun.
09:14Shit, bus almost here. Gotta go.
09:16Well, no, Garrett can just drive you.
09:18It's fine. I love a bus.
09:20You hate a bus.
09:22It's fine.
09:25Love you.
09:26Happy Thanksgiving.
09:28Happy Thanksgiving.
09:28Happy Thanksgiving.
09:44All roads lead back to Dean.
09:46This has just arrived.
09:48Allie, this is...
09:49Beau Maxwell.
09:50Yeah.
09:51Joanna Maxwell's little brother.
09:52Oh, yeah. You know Jo?
09:53Well, I don't know her know her, but I know her in the way that she's like a god who
09:57walks among us.
09:58That she booked a Lynn Nottage play like a week after graduating.
10:01And now she's in Dea's understudy in Oleana on Broadway.
10:04Joanna Maxwell's like iconic.
10:05You're allowed to just call her Joanna. You know that.
10:09Okay, sorry. I bet you're so sick of theater talk.
10:11What are you kidding?
10:12You're looking at the guy who skipped his midterm to go see Jay Groff and Merrilee.
10:15No way.
10:16Do these fit on you?
10:17Don't get them started.
10:18So much.
10:19I was in like the sixth row.
10:21Shut up.
10:22Okay, favorite musical of all time.
10:23Three, two, one.
10:25In the Heights.
10:26Fuck off.
10:27Stop.
10:27You guys just met.
10:28Okay, okay, okay. Second favorite.
10:30Three, two, one.
10:31Little Shop.
10:32Oh my god, you guys.
10:35What'd you say?
10:37What?
10:41What?
10:41Oh my god, oh my god, you guys.
10:44What is this, Elle?
10:45You're receiving an education.
10:47Elle saw right there that tells girls lies.
10:50What is this?
10:51You may be perfect for a blonde, but I'm not that blonde.
10:53I may be in love, but I'm not stupid.
10:56Lady, I got eyes.
10:58Oh my god.
10:59Oh good.
10:59Sorry, I'm a mistake.
11:01Corrine, take your brain.
11:02No, no, no, no.
11:03No, no, no, no.
11:05Listen to him, Elle, all right?
11:07Dean was indoctrinated by Joanna just like the rest of us.
11:09What? I don't know what you mean by that.
11:11Yeah, you do.
11:11Dean, you sing?
11:12I absolutely don't.
11:14Dean was more of a dancer.
11:16Stop.
11:17Please tell me there's a video.
11:18Oh, there's a video.
11:19I will kill you.
11:26Okay, the sunglasses are too good.
11:28Why were there sunglasses, you ask?
11:30No reason.
11:30No reason at all.
11:31Okay.
11:32Well, you are sending this to me.
11:33No, you're not, obviously.
11:35Need a ride back Friday?
11:36Do I get to DJ?
11:37Hell yeah, you get to DJ.
11:38As long as you exclusively play songs, it'll make the indigible.
11:42On second time, I think you should take the bus.
11:44Oh, no, no, no.
11:44Don't listen to him, Elle.
11:45He can hitchhike to New York.
11:56See you Friday.
11:59Okay.
12:01You're alone now?
12:02Can we talk about Aunt Kathy's new British accent?
12:04And she goes by Kiera now.
12:06It's like a whole thing.
12:07Wasn't she in London for like a week?
12:14Al?
12:14Um, no.
12:16Yeah, totally.
12:17Uh, okay.
12:19What's going on?
12:19No, nothing.
12:21It's just like everyone's over.
12:24Hey, Ali Hayes, I can hear your nails.
12:26Who are you texting?
12:27What?
12:28Nobody.
12:29It's Sean.
12:30You're backsliding.
12:31I am not.
12:32Hey, it's okay.
12:33It's my dad.
12:34He, um, he can't find the remote again.
12:37He, uh, I swear he has ADHD, but his generation's undiagnosable.
12:42Okay.
12:43Okay.
12:44Okay.
12:44I should probably go help.
12:46Love you.
12:46Miss you.
12:46Gobble, gobble.
13:08Hey.
13:10Happy Thanksgiving.
13:14Cute.
13:15Yeah, my dad gets me one every year.
13:20Holy shit.
13:23I mean, I kind of hate you, but holy fucking shit.
13:29Thanks.
13:37Well, I mean, seriously, it's like Gwyneth Paltrow's AD tour in the Guggenheim at a baby.
13:47You said this wasn't a date.
13:48It's not.
13:50Feels like a date.
13:51It's not.
13:51It's a good bottle of wine my parents won't miss.
13:55Happy Thanksgiving.
13:58Happy Thanksgiving.
14:04Okay.
14:05Do you want the tour?
14:07Is it gonna make me hate you more?
14:11Probably.
14:12Yeah, your sister's closet is the size of my bedroom.
14:15I could literally live in that.
14:16I don't know why one person needs so many vintage bags.
14:19Usually we have a Basquiat there, but it's on loan to the Whitney.
14:27Okay.
14:28Let's see it.
14:30What?
14:32Your big move.
14:33Grand finale.
14:34I don't know what you're talking about.
14:40Fine.
14:42There's a piano in the den, and I usually end the tour there, and I talk about the piano, and
14:47then they ask if I play, and then I say, kind of.
14:51Ah, kind of.
14:53Exactly.
14:53Then I sit down and I play Mad World.
14:56Mad World?
14:57It's the only song I know, and it works.
15:00It works, okay?
15:01Can you be normal?
15:03It's just me.
15:04I am being normal.
15:05No, you're not.
15:07What would you be doing if I wasn't here?
15:15You play chess by yourself?
15:17I had to get better than Summer.
15:18She's a chaos monster.
15:20My dad taught us when we were little.
15:22It was a family tradition.
15:24That's sweet.
15:25It's cutthroat.
15:28Where is your family now?
15:31St. Barts.
15:32We have a...
15:33We have a place here.
15:35Sounds terrible.
15:36Mm, doesn't it?
15:38You know, I'm so glad Jensen's making us practice on Friday,
15:40because otherwise I'd be...
15:42You know, I'd be laying on a beach.
15:43Mm.
15:44Day drinking with Nick,
15:46and destroying summer and beach volleyball.
15:48God.
15:48You lead a tough life dealer in us.
15:50The worst.
15:57Sorry you can't be with your family, though.
16:00Seems like you miss them.
16:03I'm good to be here with you.
16:05I'm good to be here with you.
16:06Also.
16:10Shit.
16:11Come on.
16:12Never, ever let the enemy distract you.
16:19Kate?
16:22Maybe.
16:38I'm good too.
16:40Sorry?
16:40All right.
16:40I'm good to go home.
16:48No?
16:49Maybe.
17:03Never let the enemy distract you.
17:34I don't want to have to make up.
17:49No, I don't want to have to make up.
17:53It's never too late to make up, but I don't want to have to make up.
18:00No, I don't want to have to make up.
18:04It's never too late to make up, but I don't want to have to make up.
18:10No, I don't want to have to make up.
18:14Oh, oh.
18:16You dare think about the way we used to feel.
18:21Feel with me.
18:24Oh, oh.
18:27You dare think about the way we used to feel.
18:31Oh, oh.
18:36Let me be honest.
18:38How many of your neighbors have seen you butt naked?
18:42Literally all of them.
18:50Sorry, it's the guys.
18:52Take it.
18:54Seriously.
18:59Hello?
19:00Hey, what are you? Are you already asleep?
19:03It's called Trip to Fan, motherfuckers.
19:05Where are you?
19:06...and from New York on Thanksgiving.
19:09Yankee stuff! Yankee stuff!
19:12Hey, Yankee stuff!
19:14Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
19:15Well, at least I'm not freezing my ass off at the rink.
19:18Uh, so I checked my apple, please.
19:21Hey, good luck.
19:22I heard no job.
19:24Do you never have a shirt on?
19:25Well, don't stick to the bubble.
19:28Happy Thanksgiving!
19:30Happy Thanksgiving!
19:32Happy Thanksgiving, dorks.
19:40I didn't see you.
19:44This just must be a one-time thing.
19:46I mean, like Hannah's stupid, happy, and Garrett's your friend.
19:49I can't mess that up.
19:50How is this messing it up?
19:51By making her thing about me.
19:53She deserves this.
19:55And the second people find out we're...
19:58They're gonna ask what this is.
19:59No, no, no one's gonna ask that.
20:00They're not gonna ask you that.
20:04And then people are gonna talk, and Sean will find out, and I can't hurt him.
20:09I called you, what, 36 hours after I broke up with him?
20:14That's less than 48.
20:15Oh, my God, I fucked you less than 48 hours after breaking up with Sean.
20:19We had fun. We were safe. We didn't hurt anyone.
20:21Yeah.
20:22So let's keep it that way.
20:24Oh, come on.
20:26I'm sorry. I have to go.
20:29Ollie.
20:30There you stood behind your glasses.
20:35There you stood.
20:37There you stood, regret the past, but...
20:41Regretting all the things that passed, but...
20:44Hey.
20:46Hey.
20:46How was practice?
20:47It was fine.
20:48Okay.
20:49Good.
20:51Are you gonna, uh, practice this downstairs?
20:53No, stay.
20:54I'm just gonna close my eyes.
20:59There you stood behind your glasses.
21:02In a hazy, yellow world.
21:07Alone enough for me to ask, just...
21:11Alone enough to feel the heart...
21:16The glow...
21:20The glow of star-born eyes reflect the sky...
21:29Until I find I'm sinking into your...
21:37Yellow, yellow hairs...
21:41Linkering as you pour...
21:48Why'd you stop?
21:50You're exhausted.
21:51No, I like listening to you sing.
21:53I like playing for you.
21:55What do you think?
21:56You sound beautiful.
21:57How about the song?
21:59The lyrics?
22:05You hate it.
22:07No, no.
22:08I don't.
22:09At all.
22:09I...
22:10I really like the melody.
22:12I just...
22:13I don't get it.
22:14I mean, well, maybe I'm just tired, but...
22:16No.
22:16No, it's okay.
22:17I don't get it either.
22:19What exactly is a yellow haze?
22:21Justin said something about the aura of falling in love.
22:24Oh.
22:25Is it getting worse?
22:26Well, haven't you talked to him about it?
22:28Yeah.
22:28I thought I could fix it, but...
22:30I mean, the showcase is in two weeks, and my gut is telling me you should just start over.
22:35I just can't figure out how to tell Justin his lyrics aren't working.
22:38Well, have you tried?
22:39Hey, asshole.
22:40This isn't working.
22:41Right?
22:42No.
22:43No.
22:44Never had a problem giving me shit.
22:45Yeah, well, this is different.
22:46This is his art.
22:48This is your art, too.
22:49And your showcase piece.
22:54You've got this.
22:55I believe in you.
23:00Justin, her song fucking sucks, and we're gonna lose the showcase.
23:06Ooh.
23:06We got a winner here.
23:07Sounds so bad, so bad.
23:09Actually, you know what?
23:10Usually I like you and you sing, but...
23:12Oh, Garrett hates my singing, but it's okay, cause he loves me.
23:17Yeah, I do.
23:27I...
23:29I love you, Aussie.
23:38I love you, too.
24:03You guys said I love you?
24:06If you would have told me six months ago that I'd be hot and single, and you'd be abandoning
24:11me to go spend the night with Garrett Graham, I...
24:16Okay, I'm the worst.
24:18Being this happy when you're in a crisis, I'm unpacking.
24:20What?
24:21No, no, no, no.
24:22You're in love.
24:23Go be in love.
24:24No, you were texting Sean over Thanksgiving.
24:26You miss him.
24:28Actually, I was not.
24:30He's been giving me space.
24:32And that's freaking you out?
24:35Surprisingly, no.
24:36I'm enjoying the space.
24:38Well, that's great.
24:40Totally.
24:41Totally.
24:41Totally.
24:43Except, if I'm enjoying the space, then that means I'm a terrible, shitty person who hurts
24:49someone she supposedly loved, and then just moves on.
24:58This is about your mom.
25:02She said never give up on love.
25:05And when she got sick, my dad was there for her.
25:08You know?
25:09Like, every step of the way.
25:10Even when it got so hard.
25:13So then, do I just call it quits with Sean because I'm not willing to put in the work?
25:20Did I give up on love?
25:22Of course not.
25:23If Sean's not the great love of your life, that's okay.
25:26You'll find another great love.
25:30Or, I mean, hear me out.
25:34A fling.
25:35Okay.
25:36Uh, flings have just not been super successful for you, historically speaking.
25:41No.
25:42What are you talking about?
25:43I can fling.
25:44Uh.
25:45I can!
25:46Remember after the second Sean breakup?
25:48All those dates with frat boys who didn't believe in soap?
25:53Yeah.
25:54Okay.
25:54Well, maybe that was my mistake.
25:56I don't need to date someone.
25:57I just need a distraction.
26:00The fuck, buddy?
26:02Okay.
26:03You know I love you.
26:04And I think you're perfect.
26:05And I will support you no matter what.
26:08But you, Ally Hayes, are a card-carrying member.
26:11I know.
26:12I'm a team boyfriend.
26:13Team boyfriend.
26:14You like snuggling and inside jokes.
26:17You want to tell a guy about your day and meet his mom and watch him run a 5K
26:22and then complain about having to watch him run a 5K?
26:25It's a really stupid length for a race.
26:27Okay, look, this stuff with Sean is hard.
26:30But whether you move on or you get back together with him, bottom line is I'm here for you.
26:37I'm team Ally.
26:39Just know that and believe that.
26:41Totally ignore this giant duffel I am packing to abandon you yet again.
26:47You're not abandoning me.
26:49You're going to have super hot sex all night with a guy who loves you.
26:56But you're not taking that.
26:58It's mine.
27:04Yeah, maybe all you can eat was not my most romantic idea.
27:09Wellesie, saw you guys on fifth line.
27:11Is Jules?
27:13They're everywhere.
27:14Like God.
27:15We're supposed to be on a date.
27:17Oh, wow, you really splurged, G.
27:19This one was my treat.
27:20Oh, then rescinded.
27:24So, how was y'all's break?
27:27First time meeting Papa Graham, right?
27:29Yeah, it was, it was fun.
27:34Yeah.
27:35Family.
27:36Sucks.
27:37Um, did you at least get that signed jersey for the Hurricanes fundraiser?
27:41That Phil Graham merch room is legit.
27:43Uh, not this year.
27:46Uh, what's the Hurricanes?
27:48It's a local youth hockey program.
27:50We do a fundraiser for them every year.
27:52Logan was a Lil Kane.
27:56Oh, is that still happening?
27:58I thought the venue fell through.
27:59Yeah, they double booked.
28:00I'm trying to figure it out.
28:02Hey, we were really, uh, counting on that Phil donation.
28:05I, I can reach out.
28:06I'll sign a jersey and you can auction that.
28:09Okay, big shot. You're not in the pros yet.
28:11I didn't mean...
28:13I'm trying to help.
28:16Uh, what if you did it at Malone's?
28:21That's...
28:22Really?
28:22Yeah, I can run it by Della.
28:24I'm sure she'll be happy to help.
28:26What, uh, what kind of vibe were you thinking?
28:31I'll keep you my dirty little secret.
28:34Dirty little secret.
28:36Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret.
28:41Just another regret.
28:43I hope that you can keep it.
28:44I tell you they have secret.
28:46Dirty little secret.
28:48Dirty little secret.
28:50Who has to know?
28:53Who has to know?
28:55Who has to know?
28:56Who has to know?
28:59Who has to know?
29:00Who has to know?
29:04Oh.
29:08Give it up for after hours, everybody.
29:12and a big round of applause to my buddy John Logan
29:15for putting on this killer event
29:19look at him
29:19doesn't get any better looking than that
29:22and he's single ladies
29:24and we've already raised 2,000 bucks
29:26for those little canes
29:27but we want to raise a hell of a lot more for those guys
29:29so get drunk, hit up our silent auction
29:31and get some cool shit
29:32sadly, the photo booth is out of order
29:34but there's still a lot of fun to be had
29:36the band is taking requests
29:38so scan those QR codes and let them know what songs
29:40you want to hear
29:41alright, you guys ready?
29:44let's have some fun
29:56so what'd you think?
29:58sorry, a little secret?
30:00that was mine
30:01subtle
30:03just reminding you in case you forgot
30:04I can't keep a secret
30:05I get that you're worried but there's no reason we can't just keep doing what we've been doing
30:09looking up all over campus
30:10having fun
30:14just meet me in the bathroom and let's say five minutes
30:16you're delusional
30:17everyone we know is here
30:19and I'm not that kind of girl
30:22but you want to be?
30:28take these
30:29to your boys
30:32for the record, I am not delusional
30:36I just know what I want
30:38go
30:44you see how quick they are?
30:45they're going to capitalize on mistakes
30:47okay, control is key
30:48Tucker, you cannot let them get a step on you
30:50not a single one
30:51no, no, no, no
30:51Graham, I'm not having this
30:53put that thing away
30:56we have St. Hayes tomorrow
30:57we don't go to bars to gripe and moan about hockey
31:00we can go to bars to score
31:01okay, what the fuck is wrong with your people?
31:02fellas
31:04thank the lord
31:05Bo, tell them to stop talking hockey shit, please
31:07no, no, no
31:08keep talking hockey shit
31:09that's why I came over here
31:10why?
31:12puck bunnies
31:12eleven o'clock
31:29you need more pigs in a blanket
31:31not pins
31:32that really doesn't bother you
31:36I trust Garrett
31:38and the puck bunnies are actually kind of cool
31:41yeah
31:43you know what they want
31:46god, it's so hot when someone knows what they want
31:48if you really want a fling, I think you should go for it
31:51you think?
31:52yeah, you're single
31:53embrace that
31:54just pick someone who will never catch feelings for you
31:57someone down for anything
31:58like the anti-Sean
32:00yeah, you make a good point
32:02yeah, someone with zero expectations
32:03who just want sex
32:05just sex
32:09alright, we'll give them another request
32:13someone goes out to Maverick
32:21check it out
32:23going out on a late night
32:25looking tight, feeling nice
32:27it's a clock fight
32:28I can tell
32:29I just know
32:30that it's going down
32:32tonight
32:34I love a throwback
32:36right?
32:37you don't know you want to mess with me tonight
32:41just stop me
32:42take a second
32:44I was dying before you walked into my life
32:48cause you know it's over
32:51before it began
32:53keep your drink
32:55just give me the money
32:56it's just you and your hand tonight
33:16I'll get back to work
33:29is that your answer?
33:31take a look around
33:32any girl would be happy to stick her tongue down your throat
33:35I don't want any girl
33:39well
33:41guess you're stuck with your hand
33:42cause you know it's over
33:46before it began
33:47keep your drink
33:49just give me the money
33:51it's just you and your hand
33:56nice
33:58this next one
34:00is for fans of One Direction
34:01hey, Wosie
34:03I need those freshmen selling raffle tickets
34:06you're not listening to GHA over there talking strategy
34:08GHA?
34:09our general hard ass
34:13what's so important about this game tomorrow?
34:15St. Anthony's
34:17ever since they beat Eastwood
34:18they've been gunning for our top spot in the conference
34:20are they close?
34:21they're on a 10 game streak
34:23so they're close
34:24if we lose
34:25they'll be number one in the conference
34:27shit
34:29that's what's in his head right now
34:30but there's nothing we can do about that tonight
34:32we need people drunk and happy and spending money
34:36can you help?
34:38I can
34:41thanks
34:41thanks
34:42and uh
34:44thanks
34:45for
34:45all this
34:48and what are friends for?
34:49oh I just wanna take you when you ask you to lie
34:52we can go out any day, any night
34:55baby I'll take you now
34:57take you now
34:58this is where at least people will spend the first week
35:00I mean the zone is suffocating, don't we?
35:01a little bird told me
35:03that you freshmen need to get off your asses
35:05and go sell some raffle tickets
35:06it's Logan
35:07was it Logan?
35:08it was Logan
35:08I just wanna go out and go out and do what's it
35:09oh
35:09okay this is a party
35:14and
35:15parties are supposed to be fun
35:17so is winning
35:19Jensen wants me to step up more as captain
35:21so
35:22stepping up
35:23Well, others have suggested you might be boring everyone to death
35:27Guessing that was also Logan
35:30This fundraiser means a lot to him. It's sweet. Sweet doesn't win games. Hey, I heard carbs are good though
35:38Thank you
35:43Have you talked to me yet?
35:47Yeah, I know soundcheck didn't really seem like a time to be
35:51Like Justin, I I don't like your lyrics or our song which by the way used to be about you
35:57But I don't have a crush on you anymore, so I really don't know what it should be about
36:01But it should not be about yellow haze
36:06Well, maybe we work on yeah
36:12Okay, party people a few of our silent auction items are currently going for wave under value
36:19So if you act fast, you could get them for a steal
36:22A steal now, um, I know there are mostly Boston fans in the house. That's right
36:29And as a born-and-bred New Yorker, I happen to think those people are living a sad desperate existence
36:33that nobody
36:34New York
36:36Hey
36:38We love you, but this one
36:40this one
36:42This one's part of the family
36:44I have box seats to a New York Rangers game and a meet-and-greet with the legend himself
36:50Phil Graham
36:54Yeah, so don't be cheap
36:55It's a once in a lifetime opportunity for all the beautiful
36:58Fertility
37:01And that's right, Vegas fans, I'm looking at you
37:03Gary
37:04Did you call my fucking dad?
37:08Hey, I hope your son enjoys the camp
37:09Please
37:13What the hell dude, he just donated
37:14Did you call my dad?
37:16Look, Phil gives something every year
37:19All right, you obviously just didn't ask him right
37:22That's not
37:24He's a self-centered pompous asshole
37:26Yeah, my mom is in rehab for the fifth time
37:28I get it, okay, but who cares, all right, it's for a good cause
37:32You don't know what you're talking about
37:33Never once considered why I didn't want you to call him
37:35Are you kidding?
37:36All we ever do is think about what you want
37:41Do you know how much hockey costs?
37:42Genuine question because these kids need the money
37:45I needed the money
37:46This fundraiser is the only fucking reason I'm here
37:49It's not all about money
37:51Spoken like a person with a shit ton of it
37:53Back for a second set
37:55Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for After Hours
38:02All right, we're going to take a break from requests
38:04We're going to play something brand new for you
38:07It's an original
38:08Written with the one and only Hannah Wells
38:19You didn't tell me he was going to sing your song?
38:24Oh, you didn't know
38:25Shh
38:26Hey, well, on the bright side, you're about to find out if it's any good
38:29Maybe people will love it
38:36Oh, God
38:36Alone enough for me to ask you
38:39Alone enough to feel the hurt
38:42Echoes weaving through the walls here
38:45Keeping secrets in the night
38:48You're indivisible
38:50You're indivisible
39:18You're indivisible
39:18What was it all for?
39:20Yellow rain?
39:22Like pink?
39:32It's catchy
39:33It's catchy
39:37It's catchy
39:38Yellow, yellow
39:43Yellow, yellow
39:44Yellow, yellow
39:52There you are
39:53What did you think?
39:56What?
39:57The song is not ready
39:59Well, I mean, I thought it went well
40:02It's supposed to grab people
40:04Make them feel things
40:06Yeah, they seem really into it
40:09The lyrics don't even make sense
40:10They're poetic
40:12No, we need to start again
40:14From the beginning
40:16No
40:17What?
40:18Hannah, stop fucking with my head
40:20I made something I'm proud of
40:23I performed it
40:24I put my heart on the line
40:25You go on and on about how you don't feel it
40:27How you don't connect
40:28How the song doesn't sound like you
40:32Of course it doesn't
40:33Because you refuse to put yourself in this
40:37You
40:38You want to feel something, Hannah?
40:41Try writing your own lyrics
40:48I'm done
41:03And in first place
41:07Grace Ivers
41:10Please collect your prizes from Della at the Bar
41:14Congratulations to all of our lucky winners tonight
41:18A lot of people got what they wanted but
41:22Not all of us
41:28So if there's any last minute requests
41:30Changes of heart
41:32Remember that the photo booth is out of order
41:46Okay, yeah
41:47Good night
41:48Good night
41:53He's been weird tonight, right?
41:56So weird
42:13Change your mind
42:14No
42:16Maybe
42:17Just every time we do this I feel so
42:19Amazing
42:20Bad
42:21I feel bad
42:23Guilty
42:23Wait
42:24Are you Kathleen?
42:25No
42:25I'm just a girl
42:27I have to think about what everyone else feels before I can figure out what I'm feeling
42:30And I can't even do that right now because this fucking breakup is totally messing with my head
42:36I don't even know what to think
42:37Then don't
42:37Don't think
42:40Tell me what you want
42:43Alley Cat
42:46Tell me what you want
42:49And this is not a relationship, okay?
42:52No strings, no feelings, just sex
42:54Just fucking kiss me
43:00Baby, is it all
43:01I wanna believe
43:05Meet a man in an hour
43:25This is a party
43:29Parties are supposed to be fun
43:31Are you having fun?
43:32Not really
43:33You?
43:34Yeah, not really
43:36Justin and I broke up
43:37Oh, not words I was expecting to hear from my girlfriend about another guy
43:41I have two weeks to write another song
43:44There's plenty of time
43:46You and Logan gonna be okay?
43:49We'll be fine
43:51Yesterday when he asked about your dad
43:53Could have been an opening to tell him
43:57Tell him what?
43:59About Thanksgiving?
44:00What you told me?
44:02Phil's a dick
44:04Logan knows that
44:05Everybody does
44:07That's all they have to know
44:07Yeah, well what happens when Phil shows up to a game?
44:10When I win, he nods
44:12And when I lose, he says nothing
44:15He won't be that hard to ignore
44:17I think you should tell someone
44:20Jensen, Logan
44:22They care about you
44:23I don't need them to know
44:26And that's why I have you
44:29I trust you
44:36You want to go home?
44:37I wish
44:38I told Della I'd oversee clean up
44:39And I really should get started on the song
44:43Okay, you go
44:44I'll stay at my place tonight
44:46You sure?
44:46Yeah
44:47Yeah
44:47You get some sleep
44:48For the game tomorrow
44:50Big scary game against big scary St. A's
44:53You scared the shit out of them, you know
44:56Look how hard they're trying to please you
44:57Oh, they're not trying to please me
44:59They're trying to win
45:01Which you will
45:02See you tomorrow, okay?
45:04Be in the stands with the sign that says
45:06I heart diagram
45:06Might be kind of hard to spot you
45:08There are a lot of those signs
45:10I hate you
45:11I love you too
45:12I love you too
45:15See you tomorrow
45:16Yeah
45:17Alright
45:42What?
45:44Looking for something real
46:08Fuck me
46:38Hannah, I got a bar of clothes.
46:41Sorry, I'm going.
47:07Oh shit.
47:09What?
47:10No.
47:11Okay, wait.
47:11You gotta go.
47:12Like right now.
47:12Hannah's coming home.
47:13I don't...
47:14Okay, it doesn't matter.
47:14You can't be here.
47:15Okay.
47:16Hustle!
47:18Hustle!
47:19You look so good.
47:19Shut up!
47:25Go.
47:25Okay.
47:26Bye.
47:39Oh shit.
47:43You forgot your check.
47:49Wow.
47:51Sean, I...
47:53We just broke up.
47:55I wasn't.
47:56Yeah, you were.
48:01You really can't be alone, can you?
48:03No, Sean.
48:04It wasn't like that, I swear.
48:07Oh, come on.
48:07Sean.
48:11Good night, guys.
48:12Good luck tomorrow.
48:13Thanks.
48:14Yeah, if you're on the ice with Delaney, you just gotta do what G says.
48:16He can't hold up against all the pressure.
48:18Who?
48:19St. A's News Center.
48:20Aaron Delaney.
48:21Dude's a beast.
48:49Oh, man.
48:51Oh, man.
49:15Oh, man.
49:19Oh, man.
49:21Ann alert you himself.
49:26Hey.
49:27Matt!
49:27Will you exist?
49:30Yeah.
49:30Yeah.
49:32Dude's a bitch.
49:36I didn't think so.
49:38Oh shit.
49:40Amanda, what are you doing?
49:41Oh shit.
49:46Mal.
49:48Walk through walls, looking at pictures in the hall
49:55Staring in the mirror so I can see that the cast is me
50:05Showing the lovely six hands
50:10A little girl that died of pain
50:14A little girl that died of pain
50:19The cast is me
50:23The cast is me
50:28The cast is me
50:44The cast is me
50:45The cast is me
50:49The cast is me
50:50The cast is me
51:00The cast is me
51:04The cast is me
51:05The cast is me
51:06The cast is me
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