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00:06Thank you for listening.
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02:03You looking for someone?
02:04Fuck, no.
02:05Sorry.
02:06Sorry.
02:14Oh.
02:29In my class, average actually means average.
02:33That is why 70% of you got a C-plus or lower.
02:37It's a fucking jock class.
02:39Like, why am I being forced to try?
02:40I probably failed.
02:41Oh, I definitely did.
02:43You think we can still drop it, bro?
02:45I can't.
02:46I need this for my major.
02:48Relax.
02:49Sure, your coach will convince Tolbert
02:51to get creative with your grading system.
02:53Um, jocks, so pretty, so entitled.
02:58Aren't you above stereotypes?
03:00Babe, I'm trying to be below one of those stereotypes.
03:04Maybe behind.
03:06And none of you star athletes should expect any special treatment.
03:09You knew what your practice schedule looked like
03:11before you signed up for this class, Mr. Maxwell.
03:13Hmm, me?
03:14No, I was just curious about, uh, extra credit opportunities
03:18to, you know, learn more.
03:19You can learn from your next assignment.
03:21Oral presentations.
03:23Okay.
03:24Yeah, definitely dropping it.
03:27Thanks.
03:29Perfect.
03:30Another D.
03:31So, how'd you do?
03:34No, I'm good.
03:35Girl.
03:36Really?
03:37Yeah, I-I-I wrote in, like, an hour or so.
03:42Fucking hell, you aced it?
03:44I knew it.
03:45Show me.
03:46Do you mind?
03:47What?
03:49Only you get to look at things that you shouldn't?
03:51Okay.
03:52Now that we got that covered,
03:53anybody want to hazard a guess
03:55as to what we will be discussing today?
04:02There goes your manic pixie dream boy.
04:03Stop.
04:04Dressed in coal's not my anything.
04:05It's not too late.
04:07It's not too late.
04:09You are intolerable.
04:11Did she do it?
04:12Did she talk to Justin Cole?
04:13No, no, she's too busy pining wistfully from afar.
04:16He has literally no idea who I am, okay?
04:18Am I supposed to just bling myself at him?
04:19Yes.
04:20Mona!
04:20I've said maybe two words to the guy,
04:22and they weren't even good words.
04:23Hannah, you love his music,
04:25and you've been crushing on him for weeks.
04:26Mona!
04:26Soundchakes at five, you're on at nine, okay?
04:28Eight words, ever.
04:30Hey, Mona.
04:31Who-who's Mona?
04:33I think you.
04:37I-I'm not Mona.
04:38It is an M, though, right?
04:40Not even close.
04:41What do you want, Garrett Graham?
04:43Pedals to walk on?
04:44Maybe another fancy gym that costs thousands of dollars,
04:47even though the theater department is literally falling apart.
04:51So, uh, I failed that paper.
04:53Sounds like a lot of people did.
04:55And I was thinking it'd be great if I didn't fail again.
04:59So.
05:01Is there a question in there?
05:02There's a question.
05:03I don't think I heard a question.
05:05No.
05:05You guys are late for a scene study.
05:07All right, go.
05:07I'll see you at dinner.
05:09Bye, Mona.
05:11I need your help.
05:13Wow.
05:14What?
05:15Uh, see, usually with questions, voices kind of go up at the end,
05:18and your-your voice didn't do that, so.
05:21Okay.
05:21Could you, pretty pleased with sugar on top,
05:25help me study so that I don't fail spectacularly?
05:27Better.
05:28But no.
05:30Come on.
05:31Do me a solid.
05:32I mean, you kind of owe me for that sneak peek.
05:34Kate, that was an honest mistake.
05:36Was it?
05:36I mean, tons of girls would have paid good money for the view you got, so.
05:40Okay, I'm scarred for life.
05:41If anything, you owe me.
05:43Well, I have to ace the oral presentation or I can't play.
05:46Okay, believe it or not, I have my own priorities
05:48that have nothing to do with fire hockey.
05:49Find another tutor, dude.
05:56Turns out I'm still 20
05:58when I'm acting middle-aged.
06:01Same old conversation,
06:03all this small talk that I hate.
06:05And I never thought I'd say it
06:08But I'm sick of everyone
06:09I need to sweat it out
06:12I need to have some fun
06:15Get the cards, get the cards, get the cards, get the cards, get the club
06:18Go to the dance and the boys gonna love this
06:21I'm picking their lips
06:22Wishing they had their big boy hands all on my hips
06:26Everybody's on some drugs
06:27Everybody wants some love
06:29I don't want shit
06:30I don't need to chase that hit
06:32As long as I got my boys and girls I'm rich
06:36Oh shit
06:37Oh shit
06:38Oh shit
06:40I don't need to chase that hit
06:43I don't need to chase that hit
06:44I don't need to chase that hit
06:48I don't need to chase that hit
06:51I don't need to chase that hit
06:52I don't need to chase that hit
06:53I don't need to chase that hit
06:54I don't need to chase that hit
06:56I don't need to chase that hit
06:57I don't need to chase that hit
06:59I don't need to chase that hit
07:00I don't need to chase that hit
07:10Hey. Wanted to talk to me?
07:12If this is about being late, I have a new idea for a shortcut.
07:19Oh. Oh, you have your bad news face.
07:24It's your scholarship.
07:26It's not happening this year.
07:28What?
07:29Budget cuts don't even get me started.
07:32No, we're three weeks into the semester. How can... No, no, they can't. No.
07:37We'll get you an appointment with the financial aid office. They can help.
07:41No, they're just going to give me another work-study job. I can barely do all my schoolwork as it
07:45is.
07:46Oh, my God.
07:47Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't stop breathing. You need air to process and live.
07:53Yeah, I also need money. Is there another scholarship I could apply for?
07:57Another classical composition scholarship?
08:03I could switch concentrations. Performance?
08:05Girl, we both know you're a much stronger composer than clarinetist. And there's no money in classical.
08:11Well, jazz. Jazz. I could write jazz. Even less money. Right. What do I do?
08:18And let's chat again on Monday after you've had a few days to sit with this.
08:21Hey, Hannah, we're going to get through it, okay?
08:30I could write pop. First place comes with a scholarship, right?
08:34Right, but...
08:35You just said that I'm a stronger composer than clarinetist moments ago.
08:38And I wrote an outstanding piece on pop harmonies in your music theory class freshman year.
08:44I mean, your word, outstanding.
08:46It's true. Not many people can write so eloquently about the harmonic vocal identities and the work of One Direction.
08:53Yeah, see? Yeah, I can totally pop. How hard can it be, really?
08:56Famous last words. Because the competition, it's pretty steep, Hannah.
09:00No, I can do this. I will do this.
09:07Okay. Bring some ideas into class. We'll talk.
09:10Okay.
09:22Dean!
09:25Dean! Where you at?
09:30Dean! Do not give me the silent treatment.
09:33He's taking the world's longest shower.
09:36Still.
09:36At least the door's shut this time.
09:39Logan!
09:41Drains clogged again.
09:42No shit.
09:43Finish your fucking shower. I'll come fix it.
09:47Dean!
09:47Come help with the kegs.
09:49Told you.
09:50I'll be right down.
09:51Yeah, but when?
09:55You want me to come down naked, Tucker?
09:57Because I'll do it.
09:59You sure will.
10:00Never mind.
10:01Forget I have it.
10:04Maybe Garrett will help.
10:06Where the fuck is Garrett?
10:08Hmm.
10:10Guys?
10:16Hey, what's up, bud?
10:17Hey, what's up, dude?
10:19Garrett!
10:20Hey.
10:23Yo, Garrett!
10:25What's up, bud?
10:25What's up?
10:26Can't wait for the evening.
10:27You'll be in tomorrow.
10:30Ladies?
10:31Hey!
10:31I'm a little experience.
10:33You in it?
10:34I don't know.
10:34I don't know.
10:36I don't know.
10:37I don't know.
10:38I don't know.
10:41Smells good, sir.
10:46Dean?
10:47Dean.
10:48Dude, can't you see I'm cooking, man?
10:50Hey, bro.
10:51Just fix the shower again.
10:54Give you one guess.
10:56Oh, jeez.
10:57Well, that could be anyone.
10:59Fuck, dude.
10:59It's obviously yours, bud.
11:01Don't look at me.
11:02What?
11:03Okay, shower sex is hot.
11:04What's the next time a drain gets clogged in this house so you can fix it?
11:06Yeah, like Dean's ever snaked a drain.
11:08Have you ever snaked a drain?
11:10I know what snaking a drain is.
11:12That counts, right?
11:13Hey, what are these dainty fucking sandwiches you're making tuck?
11:15It's a house party.
11:17We need dippables.
11:18I'm sorry, did you just...
11:19Yeah, he just said, uh, dippables.
11:22Dippables.
11:22Dippables.
11:23Okay.
11:24Dippables.
11:25Yeah, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
11:28Nothing for you, Logan, if you're gonna make all my food, but I...
11:30Dude, that's beautiful, man.
11:31You look great.
11:33I'll be listening to.
11:39There we go.
11:43Hey, can you play something from this Millennium, please?
11:46This is a classic.
11:48Nice.
11:54Would not have pegged you for an oldies guy.
11:58Kendall?
12:00Graham.
12:03Brought you a refill?
12:05One's my max.
12:07Night before game.
12:09So strict.
12:10Are you also strict about non-alcoholic kinds of fun?
12:17Like what?
12:28I'm so into you.
12:31I can barely breathe.
12:34And all I want to do is to fall in deep.
12:39Close and close enough till we cross the line.
12:45So labor games are playing.
12:47Hey, so for your pop showcase tour de force, are we feeling folklore vibes or mayhem?
12:53I don't know.
12:53I feel like I'm more of a tailor than a girl girl.
12:56You haven't fallen in love enough times to be a tailor.
12:58Yes, I have.
13:00With who?
13:03Okay, fine.
13:04Exactly.
13:05You never have crushes.
13:06Because the fact that you are down bad for Justin Cole is totally a sign that he's special.
13:11So be a tailor and do something about it.
13:24Okay, have you seen him?
13:25He's so much easier to look at than talk to.
13:29Just because he can play the guitar and has tiny tattoos doesn't make him some untouchable rock god.
13:35What are you afraid of?
13:39I don't know.
13:40Okay, maybe I talk to him and his accent makes me melt.
13:44And it goes terribly.
13:45Or he's just not interested.
13:47And then I never feel this way about anyone ever again.
13:52Or maybe...
13:56Or maybe...
13:59I'm not you, Ali.
14:01I can't just find a husband day one of college.
14:04I can't talk to a guy like it's no big deal.
14:07I walked in on Garrett Graham in the shower and I fell over a laundry cart.
14:10You did what?
14:11I don't want to talk about it.
14:12You saw Garrett Graham naked?
14:15What did he look like?
14:17He looked naked and then I fell, which is my point.
14:21I can't do this.
14:23Okay, I have an idea.
14:24Literally everyone's going to block party tomorrow, including Justin probably.
14:28When's an easier time to talk to a guy than a party?
14:30Well, I don't like parties.
14:32But you love music.
14:34No, I need to work on my showcase song.
14:37That's an excuse.
14:38And you know it.
14:39No, it's not.
14:39I want to present a demo in my class next week.
14:42It's a whole and all-nighter.
14:43I think I'm spending the night at Sean's anyway.
14:45You'll have the place to yourself.
14:47No, but I...
14:47No, Hannah.
14:48I'm not letting you off the hook this time.
14:50If you want to be a tailor, you have to take a rest.
15:10I want you like the pills behind the counter that hit.
15:13I want you so bad my fingers shook with it.
15:16And we could have all of the money in the world, but all the money in the world couldn't buy
15:21us this.
15:23Kiss somebody else, if we're in the apartment, we don't want to do something.
15:29I don't have any money, I don't have any money.
15:32The problem is that with what I'm doing, they don't know what we will.
15:35I change my head, you change your clothes.
15:38My cheeks have tattoos if you like them.
15:41Kiss me till my lips are bruised.
15:44I promise no one's watching me.
15:48Not just a body or somebody, would a body or somebody to me.
15:54Not just a body, somebody would a body, want your body on me.
16:00Not just a body, somebody, not a body, somebody.
16:06Not just a body, somebody, would a body, want your body on me.
16:12Feels down again, it might take you by surprise.
16:16My box is short, so I'm sure I could drive in.
16:19I change my hair, you change your clothes.
16:21My cheap tattoos, they feel like...
16:24People talk, but I don't care.
16:28Saving you or your thing is through my head.
16:31People talk, I know they do.
16:34Just let them talk about me.
16:39Not a body, not a body, you're somebody to me.
16:44You're somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody.
16:48You're somebody, somebody, somebody.
17:05I've missed you.
17:13I've been busy at practice.
17:15Yeah, no, it's, it's, um, it's not a judgment.
17:18I just, I missed you.
17:28Did you miss me?
17:30Um.
17:32Wow.
17:33Okay, guess I misread this.
17:36No.
17:38Well, I mean, yeah, you kind of did, but, you know, Kendall, I've been very up front.
17:43My whole life is morning workouts, class, practice, repeat.
17:48The whole team has practice, Garrett.
17:50Okay, they still have lives.
17:51Yeah, I mean, well, none of them were drafted by the Bruins.
17:55So you're special.
17:57What?
17:57That's not...
17:58No, I was just made captain.
18:00So the Bruins are watching every game, how I play, how I behave.
18:04I can't lose focus.
18:06So, like I said before, all I can offer is casual.
18:09Yeah, well, I don't want that anymore.
18:12Okay, I want to be your girlfriend.
18:17Why?
18:19I, I, I mean, like, what I mean is I, what's my favorite band?
18:25My major.
18:27How do I like my coffee?
18:30What's my mother's name?
18:33Look, I don't know any of those answers about you either.
18:36So maybe you just want to be with the guy headed to the NHL, or you've deluded yourself
18:42into thinking that I'm someone I never pretended to be, but, um, either way, you deserve better.
18:51Fuck you, Garrett.
18:59Yeah, fuck me.
19:14All right, there's a lot of hype around these young guys, and the Bruins are putting a lot
19:17of faith, a lot of stock in Garrett Graham.
19:20He has the ability and the potential to be a generational player in this league.
19:24Wow, really?
19:24Garrett is the type of player who has that tenacity, but I'm betting that Garrett Graham proves me
19:30right.
19:30If you got a lady and you want her gone, but you ain't got the guts, she keeps nagging at
19:40your netting day, and got the dry and nuts, for a fee, I'm happy to be, you're a bank of
19:50man.
19:50Come on.
19:51Hey, baby.
20:03Oh, I take it back.
20:10Move, move, move, come on, come on.
20:15Come on, come on.
20:33We weren't dating.
20:34We kind of were.
20:35Yeah, you and Kendall have been hooking up all semester.
20:38How says?
20:40Nay.
20:41Nay.
20:41Nay.
20:42Okay.
20:43Dean agrees with you, which kind of just proves that you're wrong.
20:46Fuck.
20:46You know, I don't have to take this slander.
20:48I am a responsible, upstanding member of society.
20:51Dean.
20:54I'll be ready in 30 minutes 30 minutes maybe an hour that's ambitious he gets a half hour if
21:02he's any longer than that we're leaving without him thanks Doug yes sir is your dad yeah yeah he's
21:16got a new girlfriend wants me to meet her that's inevitable look I know he can be a dick he's
21:29more
21:29than a dick okay but he's still your dad all he cares about his hockey you know I only matter
21:40because I am him I'm just a mini fucking Phil Graham yeah man I mean all you'd have to do
21:46is win a
21:47Stanley Cup a Norris trophy or two spend more time in your hair than a Kardashian and bam yeah you're
21:52just like him hey your dad was great everybody knows it but no one is expecting you to be him
22:06he is all our parents have expectations G shit I'd kill for my dad to even be into hockey let
22:13alone a
22:14damn legend all right but we're not doing this for them we're doing this because we love it right
22:33yeah thanks man take a shower you smell like shit
23:03hi you're in here yeah I can't pull an all-nighter in my room I'll fall asleep fair enough how's
23:10it
23:10coming I have a melody no lyrics though well that's great that's like halfway done right no not really
23:18lyrics are kind of a big thing in pop that's why classical is easier dude I have senior sheet
23:24music classical is not easier definitely is well have you ever written a pop song before I'm not
23:33since high school I don't come back to you like riding a bike yeah maybe hey you're nice to my
23:43friend
23:43Hannah you just started writing these things take time right what if I can't I'll what if I write a
23:53terrible song and I fail a pop showcase and I can't afford my tuition next semester you know like
24:00what if you're right if I don't fall in love I can't be a tailor that can write a perfect
24:05song about
24:06love and life and heartbreak hey hey you are setting the bar way too high I mean of course you're
24:12gonna fall in love someday maybe it'll be with Justin maybe someone else no I just been staring at
24:21this blank page all night and I have literally no idea what it should be about what did you write
24:28about in high school what you said you wrote in high school what you write about
24:41yeah nothing it's dumb well something will come to you okay just give it time yeah
24:55hey out of curiosity you weren't supposed to open that balloons today right
25:04shit
25:29there you are sorry fella
25:32all the time ain't as young as I fucking used to be I know I can't handle this all on
25:38my own you
25:38know no no I'm sorry sorry hey
25:50uh hello hi hi hi picking up a takeaway order for Justin Cobb yeah yeah no I I know who
26:03you are
26:04we've spoken kind of um your your band is really good uh yeah thanks I'm not like a creepy soccer
26:13fan
26:13or anything I I work here so I've heard you say good the uniform right
26:22I carried a watermelon what it's a dirty dancing um Jennifer Grey's this really awkward moment with
26:31Patrick Swayze when I sorry never mind yeah obviously I work here look I'm kind of in a rush can
26:39I oh my
26:40oh my god yeah yeah sorry thank you yeah bye
26:46smooth
26:46smooth I carried a watermelon anyone ever tell you that eavesdropping is rude did anyone ever tell
26:52you that your references are dated it's a classic I just uh came over here to see if we could
26:57place
26:57an order or is it like a self-serve kind of day I'll be right with you you know you
27:04shouldn't fawn
27:04over him what that guy you're too available like the girls throwing themselves at you over there
27:09that's a different scenario I don't do girlfriends they know that okay well congratulations Casanova
27:14but I don't need your help refill what if I paid you I was to take your dating advice could
27:23tutor me
27:24nerd you could just ask my name usually girls just tell me come on I'll pay you anything you're
27:32the only one who got an A on that paper so so I need to play why because you get
27:38off on beating
27:38people up what hockey is the only non-combat sport that doesn't eject its players for fighting it
27:44celebrates it keep what a team is down and points an actual strategy is to pick a fight for morale
27:52sorry I'm sure you're not a bad guy I just don't like hockey yeah
28:18hey just talk to him you'll be alright
28:24Papa Graham the Laurentiis great hit of McManus last week bet that kid felt it in his bones
28:31hey you know gotta keep my boy's back I like it Tucker you're looking good out there you're
28:36really finding your rhythm with the line thanks Mr. Graham we'll see you in the stands this afternoon
28:40wouldn't miss it
28:43Mr. Graham Logan looking handsome as ever you too man good to see you
28:51yeah
28:56saw that you made captain about time
29:02I'm a junior
29:03better late than never
29:08did you drive all the way out here to congratulate me or make me feel like I fucked up somehow
29:11look I tried calling you earlier but you don't answer
29:16I'm not here to fight can we just go inside
29:19no no thanks
29:21Garrett
29:22dad
29:23fine
29:26Cindy and I are getting married
29:31you've been dating for like two seconds
29:33six months that's not any better does she even fucking know you
29:37watch it I don't have any time for this we have a game today
29:40I know Eastwood our biggest rivals
29:43she wants to meet you
29:44your timing is fucking shit
29:45if you would just see it
29:46I didn't answer my phone because I don't want to talk to you
29:49you told me your news congratulations I'll see you at the wedding
29:51make you a man and make you a hundred more
29:53boy
29:54real
29:55boy
29:57you're staring at fate
29:58I'm in the lead and I'm breaking the way
30:00please welcome
30:02your very own
30:05Ryder
30:08God
30:09God
30:10God
30:10God
30:11God
30:11God
30:12God
30:12God
30:13God
30:13God
30:13God
30:20God
30:24God
30:26God
30:27God
30:31I think he has the potential in honesty to have a bigger impact than Phil ever had
30:35alright i can't wait to hear what Phil has to say about that
30:38let's go staring at fate i'm in the lane and i'm breaking away if you're not working you're taking
30:42up space i'm at the table i'm at the table i'm gonna play i think he can play that mean
31:00physical
31:00game it needs to be consistent
31:07hey come on bro get your head in it
31:14his dad certainly taught him everything he knows right phil graham's physicality
31:18was brutal and he's always on the warpath making daddy proud graham
31:45i am curious to see what kind of player garrett ram turns out to be
31:56he said that you know garrett doesn't do the girlfriend thing he also doesn't do the repeat
32:01hookups thing you've been hooking up since summer whatever good friends and honestly
32:05he's playing like shit
32:06yo graham's playing like shit i told you they're fucking losers
32:11let's hope they keep at it we'll destroy them
32:13hell yeah let me get some of that delaney
32:16i got you bro
32:28i got you
32:34i got you
32:35i got you
32:36i got you
32:46i got you
32:49i got you
33:04i got you
33:06i got you
33:07i got you
33:07i got you
33:14i got you
33:26Oh, my God.
33:53Oh, my God.
34:22Oh, my God.
34:50Oh, my God.
35:19Oh, my God.
35:44Oh, my God.
35:45Oh, my God.
35:45Oh, my God.
35:57Oh, my God.
36:05Yeah.
36:07Oh, my God.
36:08Oh, my God.
36:16Oh, my God.
36:21I can bitch, cause I'm better than you
36:23It's the way that I move
36:25It's the thing that I can do now
36:29Hey, hey, hey, hey
36:34Bitch, bitch
36:36Bitch is bad
36:40Bitch, bitch
36:43Bitch is bad
36:48Bitch, bitch
36:54It's not on the one
36:55It's not the mambo
36:56It's a feeling
36:57A heartbeat
37:00Cougon
37:02Cougon
37:04Cougon
37:06Cougon
37:07Try something
37:10Cougon
37:12Cougon
37:13Close your eyes
37:15What are you doing?
37:17Watching a movie
37:18Why are you inside?
37:20Because I'm watching a movie?
37:22We talked about this
37:23You promised
37:27Sean, convince Hannah to come out with us
37:29No, Sean, tell Ali I have zero interest
37:31Also, I've had a long day and I'm watching a movie
37:33No, you're watching Dirty Dancing
37:35Which means you're burrowing
37:36Hi, babe
37:36Good to see you too
37:37Whatever
37:38Hi
37:39I'll convince Hannah to come out
37:41It's block party, Hannah
37:42You know, if you don't give an ass
37:43She'll just keep at it until you do
37:45And if you still don't
37:46She'll text you all night
37:47Distracting you
37:48Ah, well, the power of do not disturb
37:50Doesn't matter
37:51She's coming
37:55I don't know what just happened
37:57Justin Cole just happened
37:58Yeah, well, Dexter's already there
38:00And so is Justin fucking Cole
38:01And he's there alone
38:02Which means Hannah's gonna slide right in
38:03No, no, I have nothing to wear
38:05Okay, well, that's not even remotely true
38:08Come on, I'll pick out your outfit
38:09You just do your makeup
38:11Really try to look hot, Hannah
38:12Do I not normally?
38:15You just look
38:17Sean, help me
38:17I plead the fifth
38:20Fine, okay, I'll do your makeup too
38:21Just hustle
38:22Before Justin leaves
38:47Oh, yes, bitch
38:49That is what I'm talking about, honey
38:51Okay, um, don't look now
38:53But Justin is right
38:55I just said don't look now
39:00Well, now you have to go over there
39:01No, I talked to him earlier
39:03He's not good
39:04No, no
39:05Stop thinking this
39:06No, this is why we pre-game
39:08Now put on your big girl pants
39:10And go talk to him
39:10I mean, I can get us more shots
39:11If you need them, girl
39:12Look how courage
39:13Hey, don't get your pressure
39:14How was that?
39:14Hannah's friend in high school
39:15I thought we'd be
39:16You're not pressuring Hannah
39:17To drink in public
39:18You're only pressuring Hannah
39:20To finally talk to Justin fucking Cole
39:23Right?
39:24Fine, but can we dance, bro?
39:26Oh, yeah, we can
39:49You know, if you pick your head up three inches
39:53There's a party
39:54The, uh, waitress from Malone's
39:55What's her name?
39:58It's Hannah
39:58What?
40:01Idiot
40:01Dude, she's waited on us like 17,000 times
40:05Who, she has?
40:07Yeah, you seriously haven't noticed her?
40:11All right, we're doing shots
40:13We're doing shots, boys
40:14All right, yes
40:15Come on, bro
40:16I'm watching you spill it
40:17Give me a shot
40:17Come on, buddy
40:18Have some faith
40:19Jeez
40:19Thank you very much
40:20Just take your tampon out and relax
40:22Okay
40:23Yep
40:24A little bit of luck going on
40:25Ooh, thank
40:28Oh
40:29You drinking tonight, G?
40:32Uh, yeah
40:32Okay
40:33So it seems
40:33Okay
40:35Here's to me
40:36Here's to you
40:37Fuck the rest
40:37Whereby are you?
40:38That's her, baby
40:39Yes, sir
40:39Come on
40:40Get one, Dini
40:40Get in here
40:41Cheers, boy
40:43Cheers
40:43Cheers
41:04Here we go
41:05I don't want to live about it
41:08I don't want to live about it
41:13I don't want to live about it
41:16Sing it so loud!
41:40Um, hello?
41:45All yours, princess
41:48I don't want to live about it
42:18Okay, you're ready?
42:20No, I'm not.
42:21We'll be watching.
42:22Perfect.
42:23Okay, give me your coat.
42:28You got it.
42:29You got it.
42:36Stop it.
42:42Stop singing, slide, wash and bone, and I need a little bit more soul.
42:50Yeah, one, two, three, got it!
42:54Hey, you okay?
42:58Yeah, uh, the, uh, the, uh, grand, um, stupid cheers.
43:05Okay.
43:07I think we got off on the wrong foot earlier.
43:10I'm a musician, too.
43:12Writer, not performer.
43:14You're sick, yeah.
43:15What kind of stuff do you have?
43:17Uh, classical, mostly.
43:20Yeah, classical.
43:21Yeah, but I'm trying out other styles, too.
43:24Like, pop, folk, R&B, uh, rock, electronic, uh, but mostly pop, though, and...
43:33Wellesley!
43:33Classical.
43:35Garrett?
43:36Babe, I am always telling you to wear your jacket.
43:38You never do.
43:40Oh, no!
43:41No, no, no, no, no.
43:42You come here.
43:43What?
43:45Hey.
43:46I'm, uh...
43:47I know you are, man.
43:48Yeah, you're an island at Eastwood today.
43:50Yeah, thanks, man.
43:51No worries.
43:52You're a hockey fan?
43:54Uh, yeah, my, uh, my dad played.
43:56Nothing like Phil Graham, but, uh, yeah, we'd watch together.
44:01What?
44:03You're, uh, Johanna, right?
44:05Yeah.
44:07Anna Wells.
44:11Right.
44:12Now, it's nice to meet you.
44:14Yeah.
44:18Oh? Okay.
44:19I'll play it. I'll play it.
44:20See you around. Sweet.
44:22Yeah.
44:25Who the hell was that?
44:27And how do you suddenly know my name?
44:28Don't worry about it. And you're welcome.
44:31For...
44:32Now Jacob knows who you are.
44:33Justin.
44:34Whatever.
44:36Look, guys like that only want what someone else has.
44:39Especially when that someone is a Briar U athlete.
44:43You really have a healthy opinion of yourself, don't you?
44:45I actually thought that was pretty modest.
44:47I could have said starting center, team captain,
44:49highest scorer for two seasons straight.
44:52Oh, fuck.
44:54It worked, didn't it?
45:08Why do you care?
45:10I haven't been particularly nice to you.
45:14You're a music major, right?
45:17I saw your Instagram.
45:21You, uh...
45:22You sort of disappear when you play.
45:27I don't mean that in a bad way.
45:29I mean, uh...
45:31You love it.
45:32I can tell.
45:34Don't you love hockey like that?
45:38I don't know.
45:41It's just something...
45:44I've always done.
45:46To impress my dad.
45:48And does it?
45:51Nothing impresses him.
45:53Not really.
45:57What about your mom?
46:01She, um...
46:05Uh, she died.
46:07A while back.
46:09Cancer.
46:12Oh, I...
46:13Look.
46:17I don't believe in favors or shortcuts.
46:21I don't want to pass this class because somebody handed me the grade.
46:24I want to earn it.
46:26And...
46:27I'm pretty sure you're the only one that can help me do that.
46:30Uh...
46:31So what?
46:32I...
46:32Help you study for the midterm and you play my fake boyfriend to get Justin's attention?
46:39Something like that.
46:42You'd still have to pay me.
46:44Obviously.
46:55Don't forget.
46:58I'm not your girl, Graham.
47:01This is my dance space.
47:02This is your dance space.
47:04I don't go into yours.
47:05You don't come into mine.
47:06You've seen Dirty Dancing.
47:08That was my mom's favorite movie.
47:12Still a dated reference though.
47:15Asshole.
47:16Hey, this is why this is perfect.
47:18You're not interested in me and I'm not interested in a relationship.
47:22So this arrangement is mutually beneficial?
47:25Purely transactional.
47:29So?
47:37Deal.
47:38Oh, oh.
47:40Dancing with myself.
47:42Dancing with myself.
47:45Dancing with myself.
47:46When there's nothing to lose and there's nothing to ruin.
47:49Dancing with myself.
47:51Oh, oh.
47:55For this plan to work, we have to sell it.
47:59We're gonna be fake dating.
48:01There needs to be real kissing.
48:02Whoa, easy.
48:03I just met you.
48:04What are we gonna do?
48:05Hold hands?
48:06You seriously think that's gonna get Justin's attention?
48:08Is he looking?
48:09No.
48:15He's looking now.
48:20This won't make your friendship weird at all?
48:22We're gonna convince anyone that we're hooking up you can't blush whenever I come near you.
48:26Get over yourself.
48:27I don't blush.
48:28Oh, yeah?
48:31See?
48:32Nothing.
48:33Not bad.
48:38Me and you in the ruins.
48:40That's the dream, right?
48:41Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends.
48:43What's really going on?
48:45Oh, my God.
48:46Justin's here.
48:47Be cool.
48:48You're with me.
48:50He is not just some random guy I wanna hook up with.
48:52He is a talented musician who I respect.
48:56Why don't you tell me what you think the song's about?
48:58Like, being in love with someone who doesn't see you.
49:02She's not my girlfriend.
49:03But you clearly want her to be.
49:10You're not taking us this seriously.
49:12Watch the player, not the punk.
49:15What the hell does that mean?
49:16It means, trust me.
49:42It's time to think.
49:44If I had the chance, I asked the world to dance.
49:48I am dancing with myself.
49:50Oh, oh.
49:51Dancing with myself.
49:54Dancing with myself.
49:57But there's nothing to lose and there's nothing to prove.
50:00I am dancing with myself.
50:02Oh, oh.
50:04Mush...
50:08I laughed all over the world and there's a rery type of girl.
50:21But your empty eyes seem to pass me by
50:24You left me dancing with myself
50:27So let's sink another drink
50:30It'll give me time to think
50:33If I had a chance, I'd ask the world to dance
50:37I'd be dancing, dancing
50:40Dancing with myself
50:43Dancing with myself
50:45If I had a chance, I'd ask the world to dance
50:49If I had a chance, I'd ask the world to dance
50:52If I had a chance, I'd ask the world to dance
51:19Let's berce.
51:22Gallagher
51:22Madam president Wah!
51:22Help me obedient
51:23If I could have a chance, I'd ask the world to dance
51:26I'd ask the world to dance
51:29What do you mean by yourself?
51:30Twenty-nine
51:31Yeah
51:31Yeah
51:36Lot
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