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00:11Jelly. Disgusting. Why is that even a thing?
00:15The World Cup might have kicked off. Come on, Scotland.
00:19Slap on the Factor 50 for a nifty hour of scotch and hot clips.
00:24Everything about it is just too hot.
00:26Get ready for action replays.
00:29Who's like, I need a way.
00:31What is wrong with him?
00:33VAR.
00:34OK, well, I've lost my phone again.
00:35Oh, my God.
00:37Sporting excellence.
00:39I'm taking no prisoners today, right?
00:43Expert dribbling.
00:47Fancy footwork.
00:48Boom, boom, boom, ziggabum, ziggabah.
00:51The occasional dirty tackle.
00:53It's just been crawling on me vagina.
00:56Your favourite player's scoring.
00:59I need control of me.
01:01And don't forget the chanting.
01:03Oh, three! Oh, three! Oh, three!
01:05Oh, three!
01:05And, of course, the finest commentary available.
01:08It's Love Island Unseen Mids.
01:10Oh, it's paralyzed.
01:12Can anyone get up on Nature Channel and sell me what that is?
01:34Earlier this week, I had a 27-inch portable TV glover to the villa in order to watch the World
01:38Cup from my sound booth.
01:40And look what turned up!
01:42Who knew there was such a big difference between inches and feet?
01:46Anyway, I set it up in the garden so the girls could watch the boys' dates with the bombshells.
01:56They also got to watch last week's Unseen Bits, so swings and roundabouts.
02:02Absolutely buzzing, mate!
02:04You know, he said, I look promiscuous.
02:07What does that mean?
02:08What do you mean?
02:09What does that mean?
02:10That mysterious is...
02:11Yes, that's what I thought!
02:14Oh!
02:15Wait, hold on, I'm going to pee quickly.
02:17Shut up.
02:18I swear to God, I need to pee.
02:20Fuck off.
02:20Fair enough?
02:21You can just take in some...
02:22Are you leaving me already?
02:24Yay!
02:25He's literally leaving me already.
02:27He's like, I need a wee.
02:29Aww.
02:30Oh, Lola.
02:32This is like, year 11 drama.
02:35Yeah, God Sam.
02:36Which one of you has done that shit?
02:40Disgusting!
02:42Hmm?
02:43What?
02:44Oh!
02:45Oh, no.
02:47Has he lost his head?
02:49What is wrong with him?
02:50Can we put the real house vibes on instead?
02:52I'm bored of this shit.
02:53No, really?
02:53It's getting a bore.
02:55It's getting a bore.
02:56Rude.
02:58Well, you're in luck, Robin, because I have the remote control.
03:02Hang on.
03:03Where is it?
03:05Behind a cushion?
03:06Down the back of a sunbed?
03:08No, hang on.
03:09Here it is.
03:10I was sitting on it.
03:12And just in time for the start of the new series.
03:15The Real Villa Wives of Mallorca.
03:18It's a show packed with heated exchanges.
03:22Oh, my God, it's well hot.
03:23Oh, it's fine.
03:25I'll be fine.
03:26Ow.
03:28Fuck.
03:29No, I can't.
03:29I can't.
03:30That's actually burning the fuck out of me.
03:31Sit on your back.
03:32Sit on the cushion.
03:33I can't.
03:34Everything about it is just too hot.
03:37Deeply personal gut-wrenching outbursts.
03:41Sorry.
03:42Sorry.
03:43It's a show with its cheerleaders.
03:47I love life, life, life.
03:52Oh, oh, oh.
03:57And its doubters.
03:59I'm not doing...
03:59I didn't...
04:00If I generally...
04:01I don't know.
04:02I don't know.
04:03I don't know how...
04:04I don't know.
04:05I don't know.
04:05Neither do we, Yasmin.
04:07But there's no time to dither
04:08as we're in a race into this week's Unseen.
04:12Go!
04:12Go!
04:14I can't talk to you.
04:16I can't talk to you.
04:18So let's get down to it
04:20and say, in language, you will understand...
04:23Yes, I'm just a scouser.
04:25Fucking hell.
04:26Chicken and chips.
04:28Chicken and chips.
04:29I've got big tips.
04:32Yes, it's a love island, Unseen Bear.
04:38Here's an unseen bit of Opie flip-flopping
04:41about what footwear to wear.
04:44I feel like you stress a lot about the club art.
04:46Oh, mate.
04:47So bad, yeah.
04:48I fucking...
04:52This is pissing me off.
04:55I'm going to get so upset.
05:12I'm sure we don't hate you.
05:13Why are you sure?
05:14Who's are these?
05:15They don't fit.
05:16They don't fit?
05:17No.
05:18This is the worst.
05:19This is...
05:19I'm going to lose my edge.
05:21Fuck me.
05:23What are these, Cav?
05:28Oh, how are they?
05:31Perfect.
05:48The boys may have been out of the villa
05:51at the beginning of the week,
05:52but that didn't stop them bugging the girls.
05:55Don't look.
05:56Oh, my God.
05:58Lorendo!
05:59What are you doing here?
06:01Oh, it's stuck.
06:02What is it?
06:04Can anyone get up Nature Channel
06:07and tell me what that is?
06:12David.
06:13David, Adam, bro.
06:21Guys, he's actually coming for me.
06:24Marissa, stop following me.
06:26Stop it.
06:27Oh, Saturday Night Unseen Bits,
06:30he's going to be great.
06:31You're talking as David Attenborough.
06:32I'm going like this around the earth.
06:34Forget about Unseen Bits, Ellie.
06:36I've been plaguing the people at ITV
06:37with my new format idea,
06:40Unseen Burgs.
06:44The premise of the show
06:45is easy to understand.
06:47We just have to remain unseen.
06:49There's a bug hidden in that pot.
06:51One by that train.
06:55And we come out late at night.
07:01Aye, we can be hard to spot.
07:04Stop with the digging of arrows.
07:07Someone will see us.
07:09Oh, no, we've been rumbled.
07:12No recommission.
07:14But it's a classic fly-on-the-wall documentary.
07:24I got confused this week
07:26when everyone started calling Sean Fitzey.
07:28If you guys have another name I should know about,
07:31you'd better declare them now.
07:32Have you heard my full name?
07:34My full name, so I'm going to call you now.
07:35Go on, go over.
07:35Go on.
07:36Robin Marie, Gabrielle, Langton, Quantrell.
07:39Mine's not that impressive.
07:41Sean Ronan, Bartholomew Fitzgerald.
07:44Sean...
07:45Ronan.
07:46I was actually going to be named Roman.
07:48But one of my cousins was born at the same time as me.
07:50Oh, my God, that's one of my baby names.
07:52Roman, is it actually?
07:53Yeah, Roman, yeah, one of my baby names.
07:54Do you have other baby names?
07:55I have loads.
07:56Do you actually?
07:56Yeah.
07:57Go on, how many kids are you having, buddy?
07:59I'm only having, like...
08:00Is this going to be a Brad Pitt-Angelina adoption thing or what?
08:02I'm only having three other things.
08:03What are you going to do?
08:04But I've got some amazing baby names.
08:05Go on, give me them, I'll tell you if they're good or not.
08:07OK.
08:09Vienna.
08:10Vienna?
08:10Like the ice cream?
08:12Vienna.
08:13Vienna.
08:14Don't ruin it!
08:15Oh, that's Viennetta.
08:16Sorry, no, it's OK.
08:16Vienna's fine.
08:17Vienna.
08:17That's the name of the place.
08:18Vienna.
08:19Vienna, OK.
08:20Then I've got...
08:22I like Nova for the girl.
08:25Roman for the boy.
08:26Roman I prefer over Ruben.
08:28Ruben?
08:29Ruben, I love Ruben.
08:30I love Payson.
08:32For a girl or a boy?
08:33Payson?
08:34Payson.
08:35Do you know any Payson's?
08:36P-A-Y-C-I, I don't know.
08:38Why?
08:38So you make up the name?
08:39Yeah, I just find all these names and I'm like, what else do I...
08:43So you just spend your days coming up with names for babies?
08:45What else did I have?
08:45What else did I have?
08:46The first thing you should probably be worrying about is finding someone to have babies with.
08:51And the second thing you should be worrying about is how much a kid called Payson could
08:55get teased at school.
09:03Attention, shut!
09:05Anyone having trouble with their man, please sign up for Ellie's gift of the boot camp.
09:11Right.
09:12I'm the leader.
09:13Full body circuit.
09:15Yeah.
09:15Four rounds.
09:16We're hitting arms, legs and core.
09:19Yeah.
09:19Right.
09:19We're going to hit it at full speed.
09:22Yeah.
09:22No fucking about.
09:23No fucking about.
09:25I'm taking no prisoners a day, right?
09:28Yous are all going to work until yous cannae walk.
09:30Yeah.
09:31Split squats, shoulder press.
09:33We've got weighted set-ups and then whatever the bad boys are called again.
09:36Eight to ten, but push for ten.
09:38Let's go.
09:39Ready?
09:40Go.
09:41Keep pushing.
09:44I'm going to have abs shown after this.
09:47Three, two, one, go.
09:49One, two, three, four.
09:54Five, five, five, six, six, six, seven, eight, seven, eight, eight, nine, ten, twenty, one, keep going, twenty-two.
10:06I already made it to thirty.
10:07How'd you get up, twenty-nine?
10:08I made it to thirty.
10:09Yay!
10:10That was more like one minute.
10:12That was one minute.
10:14Oh, that's so funny.
10:15Okay.
10:16That's enough planks and dumbbells for one day, girls.
10:19Unless you include the boys.
10:30Aidan may be older than Kavan by two years, but which of the brothers is the biggest bro?
10:35We listened to one of their conversations to find out.
10:38I feel like I've come in here and, like, stirred your shit up tonight.
10:41Bro, don't feel bad.
10:42You swad's got a thing in it.
10:45Bro, you...
10:45Unfortunately, the little bro just wins.
10:49Now a bro's sharing a bed with her.
10:51The little bro just does.
10:53Nah, listen.
10:54You weren't here when it ended, bro.
10:55Like, I was still very 50-50.
10:57You do you, bro.
10:58It's going to be harder than I thought, though, bro.
11:01I pulled her and had a chat with her, and it was a little bit of a laugh and a
11:04joke, bro,
11:04but I'm not going to lie.
11:05Like, it's pretty serious for me.
11:07She's a good dog.
11:07She's great, bro.
11:08She's ten out of ten.
11:09It's huge, bro.
11:10If it carries on in the next couple of days, bro, like, I don't know what to say.
11:13Like, for me, I'd say you've got to just move on, bro, but...
11:17What, straight away?
11:18That works, yeah.
11:19It's going to be way harder than I thought, bro.
11:21Bro to bro.
11:23Bro to bro?
11:24Yeah.
11:24It's always bro to bro.
11:28I haven't said this, bro.
11:29Bro, bro, bro.
11:31Bro.
11:31The fucking wins, bro.
11:33Bro, I feel like you're in trouble.
11:34I'm just having a great time, bro.
11:37Congratulations, Aiden.
11:38You just broke the world record with a grand brutal of 21.
11:44Coming in, brother.
11:50Hey, Opie, remember we promised you a chance to get to show off your dance moves?
11:54Well, now's your chance.
11:56Teach me some moves.
11:57At least I'll learn how to move the hips a bit, like.
11:59On your knees, go back and forward.
12:03So you go backwards, forward.
12:05That's it, back, boom, boom.
12:07That's it, boom, boom, boom, that's it.
12:09People will get stressed out.
12:11Reggie little.
12:12Yeah.
12:13So you hit here, back and dick, back, dick, back.
12:17Back, dick, back, ch.
12:20Bring your arm up.
12:20I'm going to find it back.
12:22Like this way, boom.
12:25Boom.
12:25That's it, that's it, that's it, that's it.
12:27Yeah, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it.
12:30That's it, that's it, that's it.
12:30So go, boom, jiggaboom, jiggaboom, jiggaboom.
12:36Let's
12:37That's this year. I think you've got actually run it. Yeah, it's from the top. Yeah, it's right from the
12:41top five six
12:59Walk off like a fucking boss
13:01Thanks, Opie now look what you've started
13:05Okay, that's enough for now cavern
13:12We've all enjoyed watching Sean and Lola getting closer this week and we'd watch them some more if we could
13:18find them
13:19We didn't do it again. Okay. Are you ready for this? You need your sunglasses off for this second to
13:24see your eyes
13:25I'm not gonna spit on you if I can't hold it in I will but I'll try and get it
13:28away from your face
13:29Okay, no, let's really lock in don't bottle this. Okay, so put loads in your mouth
13:33Okay, when I put my thumb up we'll start and then we'll just go for it. Okay?
13:36Some unseen clips sound far worse than they actually are
13:39I'm just hoping this one is one of those or I'm in big trouble, but you'll have to come back
13:43later to find out
13:45What's going on now?
14:02They say AI music is bad, but not as bad as AO music. That's A did an OP
14:09Airplug at the ready, please
14:11Put your hands up!
14:12Put your hands up!
14:13Hold tight! Hold tight!
14:14Hold tight! Here we go!
14:14Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
14:18Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Best
14:21Filling that tennis, hit it, flip back, giving me life.
14:24Time to get warmed up.
14:26Ouch, ouch, ouch.
14:28Oh, bastard, that was my shoes.
14:31It was hot.
14:33And look for your best.
14:34Bloody hell, look at who you are next to us.
14:37We're here to knock you out with some heavyweight unseen action.
14:41Ah!
14:42So settle in as we spill some serious tea.
14:45Yeah, what's like his tea business?
14:47It's like clock it, so it's like tea, clock it.
14:50I thought that was tea.
14:51Or you can say tea, clock it.
14:53Like, that's tea.
14:58You're killing me.
15:05Earlier, we were listening in to this.
15:07We didn't do it again, okay?
15:08You're just going to spit at me.
15:09I'm not going to spit on you.
15:10If I can't hold it in, I will, but I'll try and get it away from your face, okay?
15:14No, let's really lock in, don't bottle this.
15:16So put loads in your mouth, and then we'll just go for it, okay?
15:19Well, here's...
15:20What's going on?
15:23Oh, yeah.
15:49Lola, you didn't even try to stop it, you were just giving it, man.
15:55It went on my nose.
15:56You have the right to remain silent, Lola, anything you spray may be given in evidence.
16:07Opie's dancing is turning him into a Love Island legend, or should that be leg end?
16:12You've got good legs as well, you know.
16:13I don't know how, man, I do legs actually once a year.
16:16I reckon because from dancing it's a lot of legs.
16:17Honestly, you're so right, mate.
16:19What's the hardest thing is your core, is it your shoulders and your legs?
16:22What, that hurt, your feet are fucked.
16:24Is it?
16:25Your ankles as well.
16:26Eight shows a week?
16:27Eight shows a week, six days a week, so you have one day off.
16:28How do you do eight shows a week?
16:30So you do one every day, and then two days of the week you do two.
16:33Fuck off.
16:33That's insane.
16:34Wait, you do one every day?
16:36So Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, two on Thursday, Friday, two on Saturday.
16:41Where are you performing?
16:41What?
16:42Where, in the West End?
16:43West End.
16:44Lion King, Sigma.
16:45I didn't even watch that.
16:45Now they come out into the crowd, with like the big fucking, what did they come through
16:48the crowd with?
16:49There's like a fake rhino, there's a fake elephant, there's like giraffes.
16:53They put boys on like stilts, you've got to like walk, like, like.
16:56Do you get on the stilts?
16:57No, I was, I was the back of the rhino.
17:00It's the rhino's arse.
17:02I was the rhino's arse.
17:04How many people makes up the rhino?
17:06Two.
17:08You told me you were Simba.
17:09I played Simba as well, I did both.
17:11Big difference, man.
17:12I did both.
17:13Imagine, imagine inviting a bird to come watch you take who you played with the rhino's
17:16arse.
17:17Also, no one sees you, you're just under the rhino.
17:19No, so like.
17:20Yeah, how do you think, he saw it and was like, recognize this arse.
17:23It's like a big costume and you put your, on your, so you get into it and your head,
17:27so you're sticking out of it.
17:28Can you do your rhino walk?
17:29No.
17:29It says you that.
17:32What, there's someone in front of you as well.
17:35I, I, I, I.
17:41How the fuck did you get this job?
17:43Audition for rhino's arse.
17:44What else?
17:45Just the rhino.
17:46There's gotta be other roles as well.
17:47Excuse me, once you play rhino, how can you play anything else?
17:50You start as a rhino, then you're like a bit of grass.
17:54You're, you're joking.
17:56Bro, I thought you'd come out like dancing now.
17:58I didn't realize.
17:59I pretend to be grass.
18:01He does this.
18:02Does anyone have to be a tree?
18:03Huh?
18:04Does anyone have to be a tree?
18:04Has to be a plant at one point, yeah.
18:06HE LAUGHS
18:07He's like, yeah, it's really hard on the feet.
18:10Eight shows a week, boys, of this.
18:12HE LAUGHS
18:14I played a tree once.
18:15All of the viewers raved about my extremely wooden performance.
18:23Lola can count on her hand a number of times Sean has kissed her,
18:27only she's finding it a little difficult to do.
18:30Do you know what?
18:30When I count, like one, two, three, I can't do it like normal.
18:34I have to do like one, two, three, four, five.
18:36That is such...
18:38You are so surprising.
18:39I can't do it.
18:40Like, count normally.
18:42You can't go one, two, three, four, five.
18:43No, I can't do that.
18:44One, two, three.
18:45Do this.
18:46Yeah, one, two, three.
18:47Can you not do this?
18:48No, because I can't lift that finger about putting the baby one up.
18:51Do you know what I can do?
18:52No, I know.
18:55There she is.
18:57Isn't that cool?
18:58That's really trippy.
18:59That's crazy.
19:00You need to do it in the talent show.
19:01Hi, guys.
19:02So my talent today is making waves with my hands.
19:05I can meow and do goat noise a quick time.
19:07This kitten noise is unreal.
19:10That's good, isn't it?
19:13Most of all.
19:14That's weird, isn't it?
19:14Gail, you've got a bag of fucking hidden talent.
19:16I'm so darling.
19:17Can you do it?
19:23I can't do that yet.
19:25I can't do that yet.
19:27Mine's like newborn kitten.
19:31I hate pointing the finger at Islanders for their quirks and oddities, but on this occasion,
19:36I'm making an exception.
19:44Obviously, when you get a bunch of Love Island boys together, the first thing they're going
19:47to talk about are hand jobs.
19:48You know, I think in the gym, the little squeeze thing, they're just all the time.
19:53I'm ready for this guy.
19:55Turn your hands a little bit like this.
19:56Send me in.
19:56Do you actually do hand modelling?
19:57No, I used to.
19:58It was like the first time I had off to school.
20:00I actually had to audition for my hand modelling.
20:02What?
20:03I had to go and hold the McDonald's burger.
20:06No way.
20:08You're taking the beer.
20:09You're having me out now.
20:10There's no way.
20:11Do they like wear gloves whilst they wait?
20:13Do they really look after their hands?
20:15What, me?
20:15The other models, yeah.
20:16No, I don't know.
20:17Is there anything you have to do?
20:18Like put a special cream on them around it?
20:19No, they do all four.
20:20They like tidy them up and stuff like that.
20:23Really?
20:23So does that mean you can't go gym marathon for calluses and stuff?
20:25Do they like any of that stuff?
20:26Yeah, I didn't really do much gym back then.
20:28I don't know.
20:29But yeah, I'm very sensitive to like calluses and stuff.
20:31I try not to get them.
20:32Yeah.
20:33I've got them to be fair.
20:34I said to my mate, I can't do this anymore.
20:36And he's like, come on, stop being such a fucking wimp.
20:40You and your stupid hands.
20:43I'm like, hey, I need to protect these, alright?
20:45One day they might come in handy.
20:47I suspect Lorenzo, once all this Love Island fame blows over, you'll be back to handling
20:52Big Macs for a living once again.
20:59Opie's dancing has become a viral sensation.
21:02Look, he's already got over three followers.
21:04From the start, you're stepping around with your right leg.
21:07Slip, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click.
21:11Very good.
21:12From there, you bring your feet together.
21:14So boom, boom, boom.
21:16Same on his leg.
21:16Boom, boom, boom.
21:18The next bit is like, it's like, bum, bum, bum.
21:21That's exactly it.
21:22Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
21:24Next bit, you're finished here.
21:26You're going to go left, right, and turn.
21:29This is half, and again, left, right, and turn.
21:33And then the hat.
21:33Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
21:34Jesus.
21:35Five, six, five, six, seven, we go.
21:39Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
21:43Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
21:46Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
21:50Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
21:54It's locked in.
21:56Spectacular.
21:57Yeah.
21:58Yeah.
21:59That was good, right?
22:00That was good.
22:07Occasionally, I wonder how any of this lot are going to find love.
22:10Some of them can barely find their own two feet.
22:13Has anyone sat on my phone?
22:15Is there a phone where you're sat?
22:16No.
22:17OK, well, I've lost my phone again.
22:18How do I do this?
22:20Like, how's it lost?
22:21I don't understand.
22:22Is it not on charge?
22:23No, I literally had it, I swear, I took it off.
22:26Oh, my God.
22:28OK, right, what the hell?
22:29How did I have it and now I don't?
22:36Prima, is that your phone, babe?
22:37No, this is mine.
22:39Oh, where the hell is mine?
22:42Can someone bring my phone?
22:43Like, can someone bring my phone?
22:45Did you have it outside, Yaz?
22:47No, I literally have just had it, I just took it off track.
22:50What about the bathroom, hon?
22:51I don't think I've been in the bathroom.
22:52I feel like I've just been in here with it.
22:54Is this your phone?
22:56Oh, my God, this is your phone.
22:57Oh, my God.
22:58I've just been taking pictures on your fucking phone.
23:00No, your phone, babe.
23:00Where the fuck is my phone, then?
23:02Oh, God.
23:04Oh, shock it would be me to lose mine.
23:06Oh, I love taking pics.
23:08I assume.
23:08I literally love it.
23:09Wait, Yaz, was I taking pics on your phone, then?
23:12Yeah, I think so.
23:15I literally...
23:16It literally said Priya on it a minute ago.
23:18Nah, something's going wrong in here.
23:20Oh, Yaz, is that my phone or is that yours?
23:22That's mine.
23:23For fuck's sake.
23:24I'm so confused.
23:26Maybe you should get it blocked, Yasmin.
23:28Whoever has it could be doing anything with it as we speak.
23:34Oh.
23:35Are these faces?
23:56Welcome back to part three of Love Island Unseen Fest.
24:04Where all that glitters is not bling.
24:06A little kiss ting, got my bling bling.
24:09Wearing pearls, that's my thing thing.
24:15The glassware is pretty shiny, too.
24:17Oh, my God.
24:17I can see myself fully in the reflection.
24:20Do you think I look like Matisha Adams when I do my hair like this?
24:22So, you look good, no?
24:23I always look good.
24:24I know that.
24:25We have no time for umming and eyeing.
24:35Okay, maybe a tiny bit of umming.
24:37But hats off to them, I say.
24:40As they get down to a beat entirely of their own making.
24:47Go and get the fuck out of my bed.
24:49Get that fuck out of my bed.
24:51And occasionally find themselves as the butt of the joke.
24:54You know, guys, theatre is actually really hard.
24:56Go on, do the roller.
24:59Yeah, but surely that's the front of the rhino.
25:01The back of the rhino, you're not just like this.
25:02Oh, the back of the rhino's got a lot more.
25:03There's a little bit more to it if you're at the back.
25:05It's got a sway.
25:06Yeah.
25:07It's like this.
25:08See, like here.
25:09And it's like, and your head is sticking out.
25:12Wait, people see you?
25:13Yeah, you can see your head.
25:14Oh, you can see your head.
25:15I thought you were just stuck up in like someone's arse.
25:17Right, let's do the elephant then.
25:18I'll go on.
25:19The elephant, you're just doing this.
25:21We've got a shuffle.
25:22Yeah.
25:23Unseen bits, jumbo jokes, minimal effort.
25:37Here's an unseen clip of Lorenzo getting all gollum about Sean's precious ring.
25:42Has that ring got meaning?
25:43Yeah.
25:45No, the one on her finger does.
25:47You're giving her your ring?
25:49No.
25:50She's just minding it for me.
25:51Have you lost it?
25:52Show me your tum right now.
25:53Show me your tum right now.
25:56Oh, my God.
25:57You've given her your ring.
25:58You have not lost my ring.
26:00No, I haven't lost it.
26:00I haven't lost it.
26:01If you've lost it, it's done.
26:02Just so you know.
26:02I haven't lost it.
26:03I know it is.
26:04I know it is.
26:05And so Legolal sets out on her quest for the ring before incurring the wrath of Lord
26:12Sean Ron.
26:14You've given her your ring.
26:15I hope a bombshell comes in.
26:16Bombshell comes in.
26:17Oh, guys, this is so cute.
26:19I just love you guys together.
26:20It won't be so cute if that ring is lost.
26:23It'll be handbaggings at dawn.
26:26No, see, the ring is a test.
26:27If she loses that, it's done.
26:29Wow.
26:30It's a test?
26:31Find it, Lola, or you shall not pass.
26:37Okay, so how mad are you?
26:39Are you actually serious?
26:40I didn't mean it.
26:41You've lost my ring.
26:42No.
26:43Are you really mad?
26:44Yeah, I'm fuming.
26:45Why?
26:45Because I made that in a class.
26:48You thought, oh, my God, you are actually not funny.
26:51Let me see it.
26:53That looks good, doesn't it?
26:55Should I make that?
26:56I made that, yeah.
26:56Oh, my precious.
26:59I can't believe I'm making my own coffee.
27:01I feel like this is a bit embarrassing.
27:03And so another quest begins.
27:05Honestly, if this keeps up, we'll be changing the name of the show to Unseen Hobbits.
27:17Other Islanders know looking for love is a serious business.
27:20Before you can find it, you have to ask yourself some difficult questions.
27:23So, guys, if we were all animals, which animals do you think we'd be?
27:27Ellie.
27:28You're like a sexy lion.
27:30Yeah.
27:31Yeah, sexy lion.
27:33Like a snow leopard.
27:34Yeah.
27:34Something with nails.
27:35Yeah.
27:36And we said that you are so cute Pomeranian and sexy Pomeranian.
27:40Oh, my God.
27:40I am literally taking that.
27:41My mum always says I'm like a tiger, but I don't know if that's quite...
27:45I can see that for you.
27:46I'd say some type of cat, but I think everyone's some type of cat.
27:48Yeah, you're like a feline-y...
27:49Yeah.
27:50A cat.
27:51Yeah.
27:51Spanx one, one of them bald fuckers.
27:53Definitely not bald.
27:54She's always shaving her bloody elbows.
27:56I was going to say, I'm always fucking shaving, mate.
27:57I'm like...
27:58Yeah, what man of one would Lola be?
27:59Do you know what you're like, Bambi?
28:01Yeah.
28:01Because you're...
28:02Bambi's strutting around.
28:04Jazz is like a sexy black leopard.
28:07You're like...
28:07Oh, I feel like Jaguar.
28:09Jaguar.
28:09Yeah, Jaguar.
28:10I'll take that.
28:12That's a cute one.
28:13I like that.
28:13For sure.
28:14What did we say?
28:14Everyone said you were a dolphin for you.
28:16Or maybe like a peacock.
28:18Ooh!
28:19You know?
28:20Yeah!
28:21Because of the colours!
28:23Yeah!
28:24With the accessories, I'm thinking like...
28:26When she gets dressed up at night, she has her feathers out, you know?
28:29Yeah!
28:30I love that, I love that.
28:31Victoria, what would you be girly?
28:34Everyone always says I'm like a cat.
28:35Yeah, you do give like black cat.
28:37Black cat!
28:37Like sexy.
28:39Yeah.
28:40If I had a black cat, I wanted to call it Salem.
28:42I'm black cat.
28:43That is such a good name.
28:43I didn't.
28:44We called my black cat, black cat.
28:46And we called my girl cat, girl cat.
28:48And then the other two had real life names.
28:50That is so funny.
28:51I actually had a dog called Lola.
28:52My sister is Fish.
28:53Yeah, Staffish.
28:54I knew it was a Staffie.
28:55Every time I go to visit the park, and I hear Lola, Lola, it's always like, no offence,
29:00I don't like Staffies that much, but it's always like the most like, not a cute dog.
29:03Yeah, Staffish.
29:04Yeah, or like a polar dog or something.
29:05Lola is a common dog name.
29:06Yeah.
29:07Yeah, my old dog is called Lola.
29:09Feel your pain, Lola.
29:11I know someone who named their ugly pug Ian after me.
29:15You have one accident in the voiceover booth, and the producer never lets you forget it.
29:24The net closed, and Detective Lola has found her man.
29:28She'll now review the evidence to see if she should take down his particulars.
29:32Aw, so you won't like me.
29:33No.
29:34Yeah?
29:35No.
29:36There's three stages, right?
29:38Right.
29:38In my opinion, there's three stages.
29:40The first is you're attracted to someone.
29:41Mm-hmm.
29:41That means like, you know, you just look at them and you think, yeah, they're my type.
29:44Mm-hmm.
29:45Ooh!
29:46See him?
29:46No!
29:47Where are my pants, man?
29:49Where are my balls?
29:50Oh!
29:51You have the right to reign silent.
29:53Ha-ha.
29:53Ev only.
29:55It's...
29:56Islanders getting scared by some bitch!
30:00No, I get that.
30:01I get that 100%.
30:02I want you to actually...
30:05Don't just...
30:06Fucking hell.
30:07There's a wasp in my ear.
30:08Um...
30:08It likes your bikini.
30:09Don't just...
30:10I know.
30:10It's pollen.
30:12Where's that shit?
30:13Ah!
30:14Fuck off!
30:15Where's it gone?
30:17Fucking hell, mate.
30:18Ooh!
30:20Is that right?
30:20Is that right?
30:21Done.
30:22See?
30:23Protector.
30:23Saviour.
30:26We gotta go.
30:28They don't nothing to recognize.
30:28Ah!
30:29Oh my God.
30:32Merģ¤ķ
!
30:32Oh my God!
30:33Oh my God!
30:34At all, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
30:36Ah!
30:40Oh my God!
30:42Stop!
30:42Oh my God!
30:44Oh my God.
30:46back on record like you just we haven't got time now yas you'll just have to watch unseen bits on
30:53catch-up when you're home robin has talked a lot about our nights as a dj but not much about
31:04her
31:04day job so it's over to priya to size her up what do you do as a quantity so far
31:09so basically five
31:12years babe you're a smart girlie i am babe sorry oh my god oh my god oh no not again
31:22it's
31:23islanders get scared by something there's just been a wasp crawling on me like that part it was on a
31:32vagina vagina if it's not a bombshell don't scream i've just really been killed by a wasp and you're
31:39checking i'm okay can't be screaming like that man it's just been crawling on me vagina
31:47robin you're gonna be all over the unseen mate i'm literally gonna run the unseen bits
31:52oi robin i run the unseen bits it's robin gets dumped by bombshells
32:01the girl i would like to couple up with is angelista the girl i'd like to couple up with
32:07is ellie robin you are now single and therefore done from the island
32:14as robin strutted at the villa for the final time the problem of an insect in her bikini was
32:18eclipsed by the stone in her shoe
32:23oh these boots are not mean for walking sorry to hear your boots are rubbing robin but at least
32:28there's no wasps swarming around your bets the villa won't have the same buzz without you
32:39since opie started his unseen dance classes ratings have gone through the roof so here's another
32:44a one a two a one two three four four clicks yeah right leg four you're gonna go one two
32:50three four
32:52five six seven from there gonna go right arm left arm then right leg's coming out right leg then change
33:00change it to the left leg that's it
33:10do you want to see it girls yeah
33:15we're still learning we're still learning so let's go one two three four five seven and a bum bum dig
33:23a bum dig a bum
33:24i feel like a mum
33:25one two five five five five six seven and an eight
33:43yeah
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35:30You're watching Love Island Unseen Bits and we're going out.
35:38We're going to Newcastle.
35:40We're going to Thune.
35:40We're going Thune.
35:41It's going to be smashing, Bonnie, lad.
35:45Oh, Obi.
35:47Oppa!
35:50I'm totally wild.
35:53Give me the Tiger.
35:56Give me the Tiger.
35:59Give me the Lorenzo.
36:00Give me the Lorenzo.
36:02It'll turn your world upside down.
36:04And then you're going to...
36:05Yeah, then jump to you now.
36:07No.
36:14But mum's the word.
36:16My mum says opinions are like arseholes.
36:18Everybody's got one.
36:19And that's her Instagram bio.
36:21Talking of arseholes, only joking.
36:24Cheer up, boys.
36:24Why so serious?
36:26Oh.
36:27It'd be World War VI.
36:29Well, we haven't had three yet, but yeah.
36:32But it's just waiting to blow.
36:33I need to sneeze.
36:34It's not funny.
36:35I've sneezed before.
36:36Oh, fuck.
36:37I'll go with a mad noise.
36:39I'll go, like, chow.
36:40Like, chow.
36:41But I love sneezing.
36:43It's one of my favourite things to do.
36:54This week after the Ate That Deep challenge,
36:56some islanders went off at the deep end.
36:58It's being rude to have it for us to chill.
37:00It's not rude.
37:01What?
37:02Aidan's a bitch.
37:03People need to grow up for her.
37:05Don't say you're embarrassing
37:06and expect not to get told to fuck off.
37:09Idiot.
37:10How did it all go so wrong?
37:12All they had to do was slide into the pool
37:15and read a cocktail confession
37:17from one of the islanders of the opposite sex.
37:19This boy's nightmare partner
37:21is someone who loves attention.
37:23Oh.
37:24Then find the fact that fits
37:26and dash their drink in it.
37:28How could anyone get upset by that?
37:31So let's dive back to happier times
37:33for some unseen bits before the kickoff.
37:36Boys, we're having a warm-up.
37:38We're having a warm-up.
37:40Ice, ice, ice, ice, ice.
37:42Right, pick a side, boys.
37:44Left or right?
37:44Boys, just go, like, one way round.
37:46I'll go behind you.
37:48Yeah, just go single line.
37:49Just go single line.
37:50Straight leg kicks, boys.
37:51Yeah, I like that.
37:52I like that.
37:53This is so good.
37:55And then on the way for the sweep.
37:56Opie, is this what you had to do in line kicks?
37:59He'll flick some of the way back.
38:01Can't do it.
38:01This is going to fall off.
38:03Warm-ups are great,
38:04but I think at least one of the boys wore himself out.
38:07Benny!
38:08Oh!
38:10What the fuck?
38:11Riffie!
38:12Benny!
38:12It's not working!
38:13Yes!
38:15Now let's dive deeper.
38:17Here are the rounds we didn't have time to show you this week.
38:28This boy lied about being ill to someone he was dating
38:32to go to a JLS concert instead.
38:37Lorenzo!
38:38Lorenzo loves JLS.
38:40You don't look like a JLS boy to me.
38:43Oh, I think I know who it is.
38:45Oh!
38:51I chose Opie because of the dancing.
38:53It's just giving JLS.
38:55Sam!
38:56Yeah!
38:59Rrraa!
39:02You're the boy!
39:07That was good.
39:08That was a good song.
39:09That was...
39:10Yeah, you're the next one flying!
39:12This girl has slept with 15 people
39:15and faked 14 orgasms.
39:17Oh!
39:18Oh, that's so chill.
39:19I don't know.
39:20I feel like girls fake it all the time.
39:26Oh, you got it on my train on!
39:30Lovely.
39:31We have faith in you, Ellie.
39:32Not much to say.
39:33There were shades and one of them was good.
39:36Yeah.
39:39Yeah!
39:41No!
39:44Wow!
39:46This boy has the initial of a girl
39:48he slept with once on his arse cheek.
39:51That's death or Tommy.
39:52Simba or Tommy?
39:53That's Tommy.
39:54That's Tommy.
40:05That's Tommy.
40:13That's Simba or Tommy.
40:22I wasn't being serious.
40:24I just said M for Mika.
40:26My name is Mika and my name starts with an M, like hello.
40:29I think you'll find hello starts with an H, but let's not argue.
40:33We've had enough of that.
40:35As every superfan knows, the villa is a place packed with well-known iconic locations.
40:40The fire pits, the mini fire pits, the day beds, the terrace, but this year the Islanders have messed with
40:49the labelling system.
40:51So welcome to the Kent Terrace.
40:53It's my first time.
40:54Are you going up to the Kent Terrace?
40:56Where do you want to go?
40:57Kent Terrace.
40:59Mika reservation for the Kent Terrace.
41:01I've never been.
41:02He's going for the Kent Terrace kiss.
41:04It's the Kent Corner.
41:06This is the Kent Corner.
41:07What a bunch of Kents.
41:09It's like, it's basically Kent on tour in here.
41:12You're basically a surrogate Kent alumni at this point.
41:17Oh, alumni?
41:18Yeah.
41:19Isn't it Illumi?
41:21No, it's alumni.
41:23Oh.
41:23There's an end in there.
41:25My pronunciation for words is wrong.
41:27I thought that pedestrian was Pedestarian, but for years, and I was starting my driving test,
41:34and he was like, oh, no, no, you can't go there.
41:35And I said, oh, yeah, no, no, because there's obviously Pedestarians there.
41:38And he was like, there's what?
41:40And I said Pedestarian.
41:42That's awful.
41:45I bet you, did you pass your driving test first time?
41:47First time, mate.
41:47Yeah, you flirted with the instructor.
41:50With the...
41:51I was only fucking 16.
41:52I wasn't as good as it then.
41:53I don't know about that.
41:5417.
41:55Do you think?
41:55I feel like all girls pass because they just flirt with all of the examiners.
41:59I've actually got a brain up there, though.
42:01No, I know, but I feel like all the girls are able to pass straight away because they flirt.
42:06Because boys are better drivers than girls.
42:07You're on your own on that one, Lorenzo.
42:10I'm saying nothing.
42:21It's time for...
42:24Major Bonanza!
42:27I love this.
42:28This is my favourite show, Beach Hut Bonanza.
42:30Bonanza?
42:31Bonanza?
42:31And this week, I asked the Islanders what weirds them out.
42:35Things that weird me out.
42:38Whales.
42:39Not, like, the country, but, like, the animal.
42:41And I find them very, like, daunting.
42:44You know Velcro?
42:45The sound of Velcro, it just shocks my ears.
42:48And it, like, sends something into my brain and it just, like...
42:51Oh, get that away from me.
42:53Do you know what I mean?
42:54Oh, you know what them pop socks?
42:56Get them out the door!
42:58They need to leave the building immediately.
43:01See, to be honest, I get it, I understand the concept of it, right?
43:04But, like, see when you can see them.
43:08Like, why are they?
43:10I thought they were meant to be had then.
43:11This girl had it.
43:13Oh, she had, like, earwax in her ear.
43:16I just looked next to her and just saw the earwax looking back at me and just...
43:21So, things that weird me out.
43:24Food edition.
43:25Yeah, something that makes me feel a bit queasy is beans.
43:28I'll look at them and floating around their little orange sauce.
43:31If we're having breakfast together and you've got a plate full of beans,
43:34I'll, like, I'll slide the menu stand across so I can't see your plate.
43:39Jelly. Disgusting. Why is that even a thing?
43:42If you tried to feed me shepherd's pie, that freaks me out for some reason.
43:46Like, sloppy, slimy, disgusting.
43:48It's weird, I know.
43:50It's a three-combedation thing, so it's milk.
43:53I think people who can just drink a pint of milk, it's just a bit psychotic.
43:57Bananas.
43:57I did hate, for years and years and years, bananas.
44:01Like, I was actually terrified of them.
44:03And tuna, like, oh, no, I don't like tuna in a cow, no.
44:06Oh, a man running?
44:09Hell no.
44:10Like, I can't be seeing a man run.
44:12Not that men shouldn't run.
44:14If you're an athlete, fair enough.
44:15Like, sprinting about, but, like, a man jog for something to, like, pick something up.
44:21I think just walk.
44:22When people don't wear socks in their trainers, raw-dogging the trainer, immediately no.
44:29I don't like to watch a man swim, either.
44:31I don't know why.
44:32I do not like when people do mirror selfies, but they stand, like, dead upright,
44:36don't even look like real people.
44:37Just a man doing laps, I just, I think, pack it in, like, that makes me feel really uncomfortable.
44:43And there is...
44:49Come back next week for some more.
44:53Chuck Miranda!
44:58Last night, we saw the dramatic dumping of Opie and Victoria.
45:02Victoria and Opie, you and your fellow islanders decided you have the weakest connection.
45:08Therefore, you have been dumped from the island.
45:11Please pack your bags and say goodbye.
45:14I don't know about you, but I think Opie's been getting a bad rap in the villa.
45:17I mean, sorry, doing a bad rap.
45:19Yeah, one, two, one, two, one, two.
45:22It's my final night in the Love Island villa.
45:27Yeah!
45:27It's been real fun.
45:29Ha!
45:29It's been a killer.
45:32I'm feeling real sad.
45:34Gonna miss you boys.
45:36We'll do this, we'll do this for life, because we are born!
45:47See you all next time, but not you two.
45:50Bye!
45:51Bye!
45:52Bye!
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