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00:02Don't look away
00:16I might just do this all day
00:39I'm Greg Davis, and this is the taskmaster grand final
00:49We all been on a journey together five Phileas fogs high on adrenaline a group of Don Quixote's riding round
00:57on the donkey of thrills
01:00a Quintet of David Attenborough's off their nuts on monkey serotonin
01:04I know as well as you that finishing this series on that last analogy would do them a disservice. So
01:12Let's let them play out the last act themselves for the final time. Please welcome
01:30Mel Nanjani
01:34And next to me a man who tells me quite simply his ideal holiday is to be a la plage
01:41with Nigel Farage
01:44It's
01:45Little Alex Hall
01:47Hello everyone
01:48Hello Steve, hello, hello, hello, hello
01:51Hello
01:52Here we are in the final
01:54Here we are
01:54What's the last prize cast category of this series, Alex?
01:58Well, it has excellence written all over it, Greg, as they've brought in the object that is most likely to
02:04make you say
02:05Oh, yeah, that is quality when you see it
02:09It's the sort of phrase you might have heard coming from a gents toilet and also here
02:13Because
02:14It's the grand final
02:15The episode winner will take home all five top quality items whereas the series winner conversely will take home that
02:21trophy
02:21Greg
02:22All right, then
02:23Joel
02:23We'll see if all that is quality comes out or not
02:28That says you more than your own voice
02:30This character?
02:31Yeah
02:31This is a new character, I've just made him up
02:33Oh, Dave
02:35Oh, let's have a look
02:36Oh
02:37So I went through a phase
02:39I was like 18 where I thought I'm going to be a rapper
02:43So I wrote and recorded some rap songs
02:48And this is a genuine song I wrote called Limelight
02:57Here's Joel's song
02:58That's what you get for wanting limelight
03:00The lime is bitter, but the light is bright
03:06Safe
03:16Oh, my God
03:18That is the first time this series that my testicles have fully gone inside my body
03:24It's a start
03:25It's a start
03:26Okay
03:27You haven't said whether it's quality or not
03:29Oh, yeah
03:29Yeah, I think it was alright
03:31Okay
03:33Okay, Amy
03:35Amy, hello
03:36Hello, I have brought in some quality Hornsea pottery
03:42Oh
03:43I don't think Dave's going to like this
03:46This is what she brought in
03:48Oh
03:51Don't laugh at that, Camille
03:53This is this is actually very quality stuff
03:57It's so this is made in Hornsea where I went to school
04:00And Hornsea pottery made the town all famous
04:04And now this this stuff's
04:06Can you please stop laughing?
04:09Oh
04:10It's quality ceramics
04:12It's famously durable
04:13Let's ask Dave
04:15Oh, no, I don't like Dave
04:19I think it's toilet
04:25Joanna
04:28I have brought in my Tom Jones does country and western record
04:33Have a look and react
04:37Wow
04:37Wow
04:40You've got Tom Jones
04:41I've never met a man until actually sitting opposite you Greg
04:45That emanates such raw sexuality as Tom Jones
04:52Oh
04:52Are you talking?
04:55He is raw
04:56He is male
04:57He is sexual
04:58It seeps out of him
05:00Oh my god
05:00That right
05:01I imagine it literally does actually
05:04That right
05:04It's not just that right
05:05He is on a horse
05:07His shirt is open
05:08You can see his chest hair
05:10And he's wearing a stepson
05:12And I'm sorry right
05:13But I look at that
05:14And I go
05:15Oh yeah
05:16That is quality
05:18Yeah
05:19Good
05:19Well, I hadn't expected it to be quite so flagrantly sexual from Joanna
05:24But why not?
05:25Why not indeed?
05:26Oh, I wonder what Dave will think of that though
05:27Oh
05:28Yeah, fair play, he's a Welsh stallion
05:34Armando
05:35Well, my eldest got my wife this for Christmas
05:38When we turned it on, it transformed our lives
05:42Just a very simple thing
05:44Take a look at this
05:45Looks like a normal sellotape dispenser
05:48Huh
05:48Watch this
05:52Oh
05:54Oh, that is good
05:56Oh
05:58That got me going the way that Tom Jones gets you going
06:01Yeah
06:02That is life-changing
06:05Yeah
06:06And you can specify the length and oh
06:09And you've picked your audience very nicely
06:11I should be buying one of those tonight
06:15Come out
06:16Welcome
06:18Hi
06:18What have you brought?
06:20Greg
06:21Yeah
06:22Oh my God
06:24Oh my God
06:25Oh my God
06:26Oh my God
06:32Is it a t-shirt with a koala back?
06:34It is a quality
06:50It is undeniably
06:53Equality
06:54He's good
06:55He's fucking good
06:58Okay
06:58Are we ready to score?
07:00Amy
07:00I'm sorry
07:01I'm giving you one point for your pottery
07:03And that's that
07:04One point
07:05I'm giving quality two points
07:06And he can thank me for it
07:08I don't give a shit
07:10Two points to come out
07:11You don't bring a pun t-shirt onto this show
07:15Joel
07:15I have to put you in the middle
07:17Because I don't know whether it is quality
07:19Or whether I just want to help you
07:22Three points
07:23Tom Jones
07:25I've never seen a woman
07:27So horny in my life
07:30Four points
07:31But you know
07:32He's playing to his audience
07:33Wow
07:34I want that tape dispenser
07:35Five points to our man
07:41All right
07:42All right
07:42All right
07:42What's first to kick off this glossy spectacle?
07:46It's a great question
07:47And it's a blast from the past, Greg
07:49Because the egg cup is back
07:50Oh, 12 people love it
07:55And once more it needs filling
07:57But with what?
07:59Ooh
08:11Ooh
08:12Hi, Amy
08:12Hi
08:14Hello
08:15Ah
08:16Hello, Joanna
08:17Ooh
08:18Hello
08:19Armando
08:20Are there many Armandos?
08:22There are a few
08:24Only I know where they are
08:27Lint roller
08:28Ooh
08:29That's a sticky thing
08:31May I?
08:32Yes
08:32Should I? Okay
08:36Fill this egg cup
08:38With lint
08:39You have ten minutes
08:41And the egg cup must stay in the lab
08:43Also
08:44You must stop this clock
08:46At exactly ten seconds
08:49At some point
08:50During the second half
08:51Of your attempt
08:52Otherwise you are disqualified
08:54Most lint wins
08:56Your time starts
08:57Now
08:58Right
08:59So I need to gather lint
09:00First of all
09:01Start the clock
09:02And halfway through it
09:04Over halfway through it
09:05Stop it
09:06For ten seconds
09:08And then start it again
09:10Yeah?
09:11Well, I don't think so
09:11But yeah, let's...
09:12No!
09:12That stops the clock
09:13That gets the lint
09:14That collects the lint
09:18Okay, let's collect some lint
09:20Wow
09:24Yeah
09:25Founded expectations
09:26He understood the task
09:27Yeah
09:27Explained it
09:28And he got on with it
09:29Meanwhile, Armando's brain
09:31Folded in on itself
09:32Yeah
09:34Yes
09:35Yes
09:36One of the little cultural differences
09:37Between England and Wales, isn't it?
09:39We call it a lint roller
09:39And you call it a stacky thing, is it?
09:43Yeah
09:43Yeah
09:44Yeah
09:44Right, well, first to try and locate a load of lint
09:47Are Amy and Kamali
09:49Am I linty?
09:51I'm not linty
09:53Oh!
09:58Oh!
10:01There's no lint anywhere!
10:03What is the definition of lint?
10:06Would you like me to look it up?
10:08Yeah, unless you know it off the top of your head
10:12Oh my God!
10:13I'm lint-less!
10:17Could you type a little faster?
10:20I've got the definition of lint for you
10:23It's a noun
10:25Number one
10:26Short, fine fibres
10:29Which separate from the surface of cloth
10:31Or yarn
10:31Speak faster
10:32Right, sorry
10:33Nothing in the world has lint
10:36Lint's a myth
10:37Number two
10:38A fabric originally of linen
10:39With a raised nap on one side
10:42Used for dressing wounds
10:43Is there another definition of lint that I don't know about?
10:46No
10:46So it is just lint?
10:47Fuzz, fluff, fibres, hair, dust, fur
10:49Hair?
10:50Well, anything that
10:51Hair?
10:52Bundles up
10:52I mean, hair is hair
10:56I don't think you're going to be happy about this
11:05So what's the difference between lint and fur?
11:07This is not fur because it's not a real animal
11:11Is that lint or is that hair?
11:12Lint?
11:15If it's not a real animal, it's lint
11:17You could have clothes with this
11:18Do you think they've made a cat out of lint?
11:21You think they make jackets out of lint?
11:23No, they don't
11:23When stuff comes off a jacket, it's lint
11:26Stuff comes off a sweater, it's lint
11:27Stuff comes off a stuffed cat, it's lint
11:32Okay
11:32You've got four minutes
11:34I need a little victory here
11:52So I'm disqualified?
11:53I don't know
11:54Is there a reset?
11:55There normally is, isn't there?
12:01I don't know
12:02Thank God
12:08Here we go
12:10Oh, what?
12:11Do you know?
12:12There's never lint when you want it
12:13Do you know who's going to be good at this?
12:14Are people that have
12:16Pets
12:17And they've got all shit on them
12:22Okay, there we go
12:24Come on kitty
12:27Oh, there's so much lint
12:28I can't believe I'm just doing this now
12:32I don't know what I'm going to do for the rest of the day without a sock
12:37That is one egg cup full of lint
12:42Good start
12:43Say that
12:45Was it a good start?
12:47Well, they got something in the egg cup
12:49Oh yeah, something went in all right
12:51I found it fascinating that Alex told you that hair wasn't lint
12:54And then you just carried on pulling your hair out
12:57Like a character from One Flew Over the Cuckoos then
13:02I think if you look
13:03The third definition of lint is hair mixed with sock
13:07Well a sock was certainly better
13:09The definition I've got is short fine fibres that separate from the surface of cloth
13:13It doesn't mention off the surface of a head or a cat
13:17Well it's
13:18It's not a real cat?
13:19Yeah, yeah, yeah
13:20It's not a real cat but according to Alex that does fit the definition
13:24Yeah, there is often hair and fur within lint
13:27OK
13:27Yours is...
13:31You're fucked Greg
13:35I don't know if I'm fucked
13:39I'm certainly surprised by your wolf noise
13:44The sock was much better I thought, that's far more linty
13:47Yeah, thank you
13:48We were chatting during that
13:49Alex and I think the sock looked a bit grubby
13:50FYI
13:51OK
13:54I'll allow them as lint
13:56OK, who's next?
13:57Well, will his attempt make you vomit?
13:59Let's find out
13:59It's Joel Patrick Domit
14:05Where was lint? Is it like in?
14:11Got an idea
14:13Henry, I'm sorry
14:18Lint
14:22Have you ever put your fingers into Henry's arsehole?
14:25Right into Henry's butthole, eh?
14:29Can I get another egg cup?
14:30Sure
14:30Thanks, bud
14:34Ooh, that was close
14:35Stop it
14:36Oh, I've got real good, like...
14:39That's the good stuff right there
14:40That's from, like, John Robin's belly button
14:43That is Sophie Duker's hair
14:45How long have I got left?
14:47You've got one minute and one second
14:49Stop it!
14:51Oh!
14:52Congratulations, it's now just lint
14:54Which is a show that I'm going to be hosting on Channel 5 after this
14:57Five seconds left
14:58That is lint
15:03Yep
15:04I'm happy with that though
15:05Yeah, that's a lot I didn't
15:06Yeah, that's a lot I didn't
15:06It was interesting to go through the sort of dregs of the Taskmaster house
15:10Yeah, it's never been emptied that, so...
15:11Thank you, Joel
15:14Why would you sniff it?
15:15I don't know
15:18APPLAUSE
15:18There's good
15:19A lot of rint
15:21That's rint
15:25Dan Hoover was a masterstroke
15:27Incredible
15:28And you're the only person to have two egg cups
15:30This could be your finest hour
15:32So far
15:32Tell me it's Dave
15:37I'll tell you what I'll do, I'll bring Dave back just to read out my favourite quote from you during
15:41that
15:41Please do
15:42Have you ever put your fingers in Henry's arsehole?
15:46LAUGHTER
15:50OK, there'll be a gap in our programme now for some adverts
15:53It's an ugly gap
15:54But it's not as ugly as the one between Alex's wonky teeth
16:07Hello!
16:09Welcome back to our Grand Final
16:11Where to reflect the occasion they are trying to fill an egg cup with the most lint
16:16And now, I expect Alex is going to annoy me with some lint-based puns
16:21Ooh, I doubt it
16:23Although
16:24You know, last year I did actually give up coffee for lint
16:28Yeah, for lint
16:28It tasted horrible
16:29Before the break, Joel went to some pretty extreme lint to fill up his egg cup
16:33And now, final lint
16:35Are they feeling lucky, punks?
16:36That's a lint Eastwood quote
16:37It's Joanna
16:39And Amanda
16:41I actually don't think
16:43I've got that much on me
16:45Right, OK
16:46Is it inappropriate to ask for your bailey buttons?
16:50LAUGHTER
16:52Is there any?
16:53There is
16:54I'm sorry, I'm sorry
16:56I couldn't see your bailey buttons
16:59Right, there's not that much lint in there
17:03Lint, that's lint
17:04It's not a mint
17:05It's fluff, isn't it?
17:07It's not mint
17:08It's not mint
17:09How do you get lint?
17:11How do you get lint?
17:11How do you get lint?
17:12Where is lint?
17:13Is there any lint anywhere?
17:15It's not a drink
17:16That's lint
17:17That's lint
17:18I've sadly now just lost the ability to work out language
17:23I mean, it's domestic bum fluff basically, that's what it is
17:27OK
17:28I'll be back in a minute
17:29Alright then
17:29Where the heck do you get lint?
17:32Where the heck do you get lint?
17:32I'm coming in here
17:33Is there any lint?
17:34I saw ages ago, right?
17:36That in here
17:38Here we go
17:41I got you some lint
17:42Where's that from?
17:44Somewhere in here
17:46Here we are
17:47That's what I was after
17:49Where did you find that lint?
17:51I found that in the living room
17:52From a task that I did the other day
17:57And there was a duck
17:58And there was that lint
18:00And at the time I saw it
18:01And I didn't forget it
18:03I kept it in my mind
18:05And I'm chuffed
18:07I can see that
18:10How much time?
18:11Four minutes, fifteen seconds
18:12Right, go
18:14Five, six, seven, oh bum
18:15Oh my god
18:16That means I've got to count ten
18:17From like on that
18:19I'm not good at maths
18:20It has to be exactly ten
18:22Yeah, yes it very much does
18:25Two
18:26Three
18:27Four
18:28Five
18:29Six
18:30Seven
18:31Eight
18:32Nine
18:33Ten
18:35Oh my god
18:36My head completely went
18:38Mmm
18:56I can't believe it
18:58I think I've peaked
18:59Yeah, yeah
19:00Yeah
19:01I guess
19:06Correct me if I'm wrong
19:07But the only two contestants to remember that we'd planted the
19:09lint in the building in a previous task so well done for remembering that a shame you forgot
19:16language and numbers but you know when i press the buzzer right there was the big number there
19:23and then the small number was going fast and i genuinely write i lost my mind and that bit on
19:29the right right was what i thought was a second first of all and that's why i was shutting it
19:33off so fast and then it was all going so fast that i thought i don't know what a second
19:38is anymore
19:39have you been putting drugs in my teeth and what happened with you armando with language
19:45for a long time you kept saying what's lint it's not mint there was certainly a hint
19:54there was more than a hint of lint do you want to see how much all five of them got
19:58in their egg
19:58cups big time so look all their linty egg cups are here joel managed to fill not just one but
20:03two
20:04echo armando's was slightly more than joanna's in total because he managed to use the jumper well
20:11kamel you'd get twice as much as amy so it's one point to amy it's two to kamel three to
20:16joanna four
20:16to armando but the most lint found was by mr joel domit yeah nice one with a billion legend man
20:23on your wedding day as well
20:26that's like we're getting married yeah we're the ushers we're all invited to the reception yeah and
20:33what's he or she i'm their arsehole brother-in-law who's doing coke in the toilet
20:39what a great 90s film you all are see the scoreboard please well in this episode we have an
20:47outright leader he's wearing a kilt it's armando on nine points wow oh my god have you got something
20:55else lined up for us alex do i yes i do but look out greg ah
21:15hello joanna hi hello there
21:22nope that's always been there isn't it oh that was close
21:30whoa that was close
21:31yep oh very close shave oh that was close
21:41from that plane yeah yeah that's how we deliver them now yeah okay
21:48have the most exhilarating name is with this paint balloon you have 20 minutes your time starts now
21:56oh i'm excited for this this is right up my street it's very full oh yeah that's gonna go any
22:06minute
22:07it could be a near miss at me or it could be a near miss from me yes to anyone
22:16who co-hosts this show
22:18i'll tell you that yeah i want to get hit by it why do you want to get hit by
22:23it joe because it'll be
22:24fun once it's and i've been hit by a bowl full of paint before yes it's not a bowl
22:29it's a balloon okay and it's actual paint what do you mean it's like real
22:36like wall paint are you going out later i plan to well you're gonna miss
22:48good well i think we just need to see it don't we i want to see them almost get hit
22:52by a load of
22:53paint okay well it is the co-host of taskmaster here tell you yes i did notice that and i
22:58was
22:58irritated he's my assistant carry on well the first two to try and have the most exhilarating near miss
23:05are armando and joanna right i'm on my way to a recorder conference the only rule is two rules bring
23:15a recorder and don't have any paint on you if i got hit by paint you know meters away from
23:21the recorder
23:22conference that would be awful but if i managed to fend off the paint attack that'd be quite
23:27exhilarating wouldn't it yeah there's your backstory okay there you go yeah
23:42oh
23:44alex
23:45oh
23:49right
23:50oh
23:54oh
23:55oh
23:56oh
23:56Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
24:09WHISTLE BLOWS
24:24WHISTLE BLOWS
24:31That was a near mess.
24:33That was amazing. That was a near mess.
24:36There we go, my job's done.
24:39LAUGHTER
24:41Wow. I know he got me, just a bit.
24:43Oh, yeah. But look at this.
24:45It's just Mr Hedgehog, thank God.
24:47Right. Yeah, right, good.
24:49That way? Yes.
25:00Fascinating narrative.
25:02Your character was going to... I was going to a recorder convention.
25:05It's a recorder conference. Hence the recorder.
25:07And no paint's allowed.
25:08We were all sent, I mean, months ago, we were sent an envelope
25:11with a card saying, no paint.
25:14It's looking very real in your mind, hasn't it, this conference?
25:17Yes. You must not have any paint on them whatsoever.
25:20Oh, God, no. You must not.
25:21It's to do with the acoustics.
25:23Yeah.
25:26And, of course, Joanna had a narrative to hers as well.
25:30What I was doing in the wheelbarrow with the trumpet,
25:34with Alex pushing me, I'm not sure.
25:36Oh, God.
25:39Sometimes, honesty is the best policy.
25:42I've got backstory for you, which is you were on your way
25:44to Horn Conference.
25:47Don't drag the girl into your madness.
25:49She's already looking for lint in people's belly buttons.
25:53Shall we see another? Let's see another near miss.
25:55OK. Next, it's one of the buffest guys we've ever had on the show.
25:58But Armando's already been, I hear you cry. True.
26:01But, fortunately, we also have...
26:03Joel Dummets.
26:08Three...
26:10Two...
26:11One.
26:35Two...
26:36One.
26:36Two...
26:37Two...
26:39Two...
26:39Two...
26:39Can we relax?
26:41Yeah, I missed you.
26:42Yes!
26:45It really is a high-po.
26:47APPLAUSE
26:48It's pretty good.
26:49It's pretty good.
26:50Yeah!
26:52Speaking plainly, you have been consistently awful in this show.
26:58But that, my friend, was a goddamn work of art, I thought.
27:02Yes!
27:03I didn't even want to know the narrative.
27:04I didn't even know if he was on his way to a bath conference.
27:08I didn't even think, like, a narrative was an option.
27:11Just, like, make a near miss, that's a near miss.
27:14When they started going down the narrative route, I was like,
27:17maybe I've done this wrong.
27:19Turns out, narrative is fucking stupid.
27:21LAUGHTER
27:27OK, right, one more before the break.
27:29Next, it's actually the buffest guy we've ever had on the show.
27:32It is Kumail Manjung.
27:51MUSIC
27:56Oh!
27:59Oh!
28:06Have you got a plan?
28:09No.
28:11It...
28:11It hit me in the centre of my body.
28:15You call it the centre of your body?
28:17Yeah, I think so.
28:18I'm pretty symmetric.
28:30I mean, real Hollywood stuff for some of it.
28:33For a bit of it, yeah.
28:35It's a near miss in that it nearly missed my penis.
28:39LAUGHTER
28:44I mean, that's what happened, ultimately.
28:47It was Hollywood, Hollywood, Hollywood.
28:49Oh, he's taking a balloon in the dick.
28:51LAUGHTER
28:53That's us, halfway through this final,
28:55and weirdly, Alex has asked to speak.
28:58Right, here we go.
28:59Yeah.
29:00So, hello, everyone.
29:00I just wanted to say, er...
29:03I've loved every second of every series Taskmaster has brought me,
29:07and you, hopefully.
29:08It's been the centre of my life for so long now.
29:10But I feel now is the right time for me to move on,
29:13to try something different.
29:14And so, sadly, this will be my final episode.
29:17So...
29:18Oh!
29:21Oh!
29:24How's this?
29:25How's this?
29:26This is all he's got.
29:27It's all I've got.
29:28LAUGHTER
29:29We'll see you in a minute.
29:32APPLAUSE
29:40Welcome back.
29:41The final is rapidly drawing to a close,
29:44but there's still work to be done.
29:46Yes, indeed.
29:46The current task involves having an exhilarating near-miss.
29:49Yes, it's a light entertainment version
29:51of the Cuban Missile Crisis.
29:53LAUGHTER
29:53There's only one person left to go.
29:56It must be near Miss Amy Gledhill.
30:02Hello.
30:02Hello.
30:03Hello.
30:05Hit me with it.
30:08OK.
30:11Where should I aim?
30:13Right between the eyes.
30:15Yes, please.
30:16Yes.
30:16OK.
30:17Right.
30:18Are you ready?
30:19One,
30:20two,
30:22three,
30:22go!
30:27APPLAUSE
30:32That was a near miss.
30:34Yeah.
30:34Got away with that.
30:35Yeah.
30:36I think that went very well.
30:54Are you there?
30:57There he is.
30:58Hello.
30:59Thanks, Amy.
31:04So close.
31:07I've seen it and I still don't understand how that happened.
31:12I think it was you hitting it with the frying pan.
31:15I see.
31:16It was right up there with Joel.
31:17Visually, though, I thought.
31:19It was spectacular, but, you know, obviously,
31:20a complete failure.
31:23OK, so I want to reward exhilarating,
31:26even if it was, well, rubbish.
31:31Right.
31:32So I'm going to give two points to Kamel and two points to Amy,
31:34just because I enjoyed the visual stunningness of it.
31:37Aw.
31:37It was exhilarating.
31:38I get two points for all that?
31:39Yep.
31:42LAUGHTER
31:44You and your dick are welcome.
31:46LAUGHTER
31:47I'm giving Joanna three points.
31:49It was a beautiful near miss.
31:52But Armando somehow won me over with this ridiculous convoluted story arc.
31:59So three points to Joanna, four points to Armando,
32:02and sometimes you just have to say,
32:04well, it was a work of art.
32:05Joel Dommert takes five points.
32:08APPLAUSE
32:11I'm afraid the time has come for me to request
32:14the last pre-filmed task of the series.
32:18And I must give you that task and it shall be a team one.
32:22And just like Greg, it really is a big softie.
32:44MUSIC PLAYS
32:46Oh. Hey, Alex.
32:47Oh.
32:48Alex.
32:49Hello.
32:50Hello, Joanna.
32:51Ah, good. Pillows.
32:52Hello, Armando.
32:53Hello.
32:53Hello, Alex.
32:54OK.
32:55Ooh.
32:56Three pillars.
32:57Maybe it's a sleeping task.
32:58Do you want to read?
32:59Oh, yes, please.
33:00Right.
33:01Yes.
33:03Choreograph and carry out...
33:05The greatest pillar fight of all time.
33:08Yes.
33:09The greatest pillar fight of all time wins.
33:11You have 20 minutes.
33:13Your time starts now.
33:14This is great.
33:15We've got a bona fide action star with us.
33:17Don't have to do it in here, do we?
33:18Well, I know.
33:19I don't suppose we do, do we?
33:20Do we do it like coming at each other from great distance?
33:24Yeah, that would be good.
33:25All right.
33:25Well, let's take these pillows and start finding good venue for it.
33:29Right, we need a battering ram and then some form of catapult.
33:32Yes.
33:40I'm excited.
33:41Especially now I know there's going to be catapults and battering rams involved.
33:45Let's have a look.
33:46Yes.
33:46They were ambitious.
33:47And for the last time, then, it is Armando and Joanna.
33:59I challenge you to pillow combat.
34:04Unleash the caterpillars!
34:07Roar!
34:09Roar!
34:10Roar!
34:10Roar!
34:10Company, we're being scattered cushions by the mad cackling moss lady across the valley.
34:15Hold the line.
34:16Will I unleash the power of a cushion cannon?
34:22Fire one!
34:23Roar!
34:24Roar!
34:24Fire two!
34:26Roar!
34:27Roar!
34:27We might as well do a third one!
34:30Roar!
34:31Roar!
34:32Roar!
34:33Roar!
34:33Roar!
34:33Is there a fourth?
34:34Roar!
34:35There isn't a four!
34:36Bash his walls in with my battering ram, made from my hardest memory foam!
34:45Roar!
34:46Roar!
34:47Roar!
34:48Roar!
34:48Roar!
34:49Roar!
34:49Roar!
34:50Roar!
34:51Roar!
34:51Roar!
34:52Roar!
34:52Roar!
34:53Roar!
34:54Roar!
34:55Roar!
34:55Roar!
34:56Roar!
34:58Roar!
34:59Roar!
35:05Roar!
35:10Roar!
35:13Roar!
35:15Roar!
35:17Roar!
35:18I shall not yield!
35:19Yeal!
35:20Yeal!
35:20Do you, yeas!
35:21I yield!
35:23Let us parley!
35:25I will parley!
35:27Shall we pillow talk?
35:28Let us pillow talk.
35:31We shouldn't be fighting each other.
35:33No, we're not quite a bit of a joint forces.
35:35We should take down that evil elf that is the Taskmaster's bidder.
35:39You mean the Dark Horn?
35:40Oh, yes. I mean the Dark Horn.
35:45Advance!
35:56Take it, Alex! Take it, Alex!
36:04I've got the clipboard!
36:06I've got the clipboard!
36:06Got it! I've got all the other tasks!
36:11Wow!
36:20What an epic journey!
36:22Wow.
36:23I can't speak for everyone, but I certainly would like to taste the soft,
36:26fluffy underside of Armando's lads.
36:29LAUGHTER
36:32I wasn't sure what people would say about you when the series airs,
36:36Joanna, but I think the cackling moss lady from across the valley works.
36:43It had everything, didn't it?
36:45Two tribes, warring, violence.
36:49Revenge on the elf.
36:50And then they came together. Yes.
36:52They formed a coalition.
36:54And then revolution. Yes.
36:56Attack the Dark Horn.
36:57Genuine pain and some allergies.
37:00LAUGHTER
37:01Got an epic film.
37:02What a team.
37:03Well done, you two.
37:04Oh, thank you.
37:09Sadly, there is just one part left of this sweet, sweet series.
37:13Who will lift aloft the tap to my right and become the latest addition
37:17to an elite group of champions that Joel Domit will always wonder what it's like to be part of?
37:23LAUGHTER
37:24We'll see you in a bit.
37:29APPLAUSE
37:34Hello.
37:35Welcome back to the final part of our grand final.
37:39We're currently witnessing the greatest pillow fights of our time.
37:43We've seen one, but there's still one to go.
37:45That is correct.
37:47And so, for the final time, it is fight night with Amy, Joel and Kamel from way out west.
37:53Mm-hmm.
38:04LAUGHTER
39:41Everybody looked pretty sexy in thatong.
39:44It was so fun.
39:46And look, full credit to Kamil, because he just turned so Hollywood so quick.
39:51It was like unbelievable.
39:52Took the whole thing by the horns.
39:54It was like this angle, this angle.
39:56We're going to do this, this, and this.
39:57and we were all just like
39:59It was unbelievable
40:01It was unbelievable
40:03We did it all
40:05We're going to be in a film with Camille
40:10Let's put this on our CV
40:15Yeah, I wouldn't
40:16I don't know how to score these because I enjoyed them both immensely
40:24I don't think I've ever done this before
40:27Oh
40:28Trousers down I think
40:37I'm giving everyone five points
40:44If you're giving us all five points
40:47you've done nothing
40:48You might as well give us zero points
40:50I'm giving everyone five points apart from Camille
40:54Oh
40:54I'm giving zero points
40:57One final look at the scores
40:59Okay, can you give us five points again so I can have a bit more TV friendly reaction
41:02Okay
41:03No
41:06I want everyone to see how mean-spirited you are
41:10Yeah
41:13One final look at the meaningless scores then
41:16Yeah
41:18Of course, Greg
41:19Oh
41:19Oh
41:20Oh
41:21Oh
41:23Oh
41:23Oh my god
41:36Oh
41:36Oh
41:36Oh
41:37Oh
41:37Oh
41:37Oh
41:37Oh
41:39Oh
41:39Oh
41:40Oh
41:40Oh
41:44Oh
41:45Oh
41:52Oh
42:09That would be such a heartwarming moment
42:10We have joint leaders
42:11We have joint leaders Armando and Joel are both on 18 points
42:14Well
42:20Genuinely sad that that's the end of the VT's
42:22Oh
42:23Genuinely sorry to see you go
42:24Ah well
42:25Okay everyone
42:26Please make your way to the stage for the final live task of the series
42:30Yay
42:41Wow
42:42This looks like a hell of a way to go out
42:45Who will be reading the task?
42:47Joel Domit's going to read the task
42:50Chuck your duck in your buck
42:54You must sit on your chair at all times and you must not touch the ground or anything other
42:58Than your chair or duck with any part of your body
43:02Fastest wins
43:04Okay
43:05So it says chuck your duck into your buck
43:07By chuck we mean put but that doesn't rhyme with duck
43:10And by buck we mean bucket but we don't mean chuck
43:12Just put your duck in the bucket that's what you've got to do
43:14Greg they are under starter's orders and you are the starter
43:17Three
43:18Two
43:19One
43:19Bah
43:21And they're off
43:24He's just the ground
43:27And Joel's in the lead
43:29And Joel's in the lead
43:33Kamal's coming
43:34Kamal's overtaking Joel
43:38Almost there
43:42And Joel's won
43:44Kamal's second
43:46Amy's almost there
43:47Oh
43:49Oh the sides
43:51Amy's there
43:54Armando vs. Joanna.
44:12Wow.
44:14Come down here, we'll add that to the final scores!
44:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
44:26Wow.
44:27Wow.
44:28Wow.
44:29Very good.
44:30I mean, what an end to the series Joel Domit's had.
44:33That...
44:34Oh.
44:35The power for victory.
44:38You...
44:40You came in strong at the end.
44:42Yeah, I'm better in a suit, I think.
44:44I think that might be it.
44:45You chuck your duck in the buck first, you got five points.
44:47And so, the final scores of this episode are...
44:51Armando in second place.
44:52Both were 20, but the winner with 23 points is Joel Domit!
44:54CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
44:57Joel Domit wins the episode!
45:00You've qualified to collect your quality to lunchtime!
45:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:21The time has come once again to crown a new champion.
45:27It's been an exceptional series.
45:29They all deserve so much respect for their careers outside of this programme.
45:33But the last ten weeks have been a pure joy.
45:37So, now, we must find out the final scores with my good, good boy.
45:43A little Alex Head.
45:45LAUGHTER
45:45I'm a 47-year-old man.
45:48LAUGHTER
45:49So, Greg, in last place, but not nearly as last place as we thought for quite a long time,
45:56is Joel Domit with 150 points!
45:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:02CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:04And...
46:05Just five points ahead of Joel.
46:07With 155 points, it's Amy Gledhill!
46:11CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:29So, here we go.
46:31It's someone in the team of two that wins.
46:33Ooh!
46:34With 161 points, our second-place person is...
46:39Armando Iannucci!
46:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:47And so, the winner got 165 points, Greg.
46:52Yes.
46:53And that winner is...
46:54Joanna Payne!
46:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
47:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
47:00The new Test Master Champion is Joanna Payne!
47:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
47:04Thank you, my God!
47:06CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
47:09Congratulations.
47:11It's yours.
47:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
47:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
47:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
47:23You're welcome!
47:23You're welcome!
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47:44You're welcome!