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00:00:11If I nail this triple axel, nothing will stop me from winning regionals.
00:00:20Shit. We gotta go. The kings are here.
00:00:28Mason Reed.
00:00:30Hockey captain. King of the ring. The jerk who makes my life a living hell.
00:00:39Off the ice, Skylar. Now.
00:00:42Yeah, before your fat ass cracks it.
00:00:46Yeah.
00:00:47I still have one minute of ice time, Mason. Wait your turn.
00:00:51Damn, Miss Piggy. You're gonna hob all the ice time like you hob all your meals?
00:00:59We have to go.
00:01:00He may own the school, but he doesn't own the ice.
00:01:03Skylar?
00:01:03Skating is everything to me. We aren't leaving until I land this jump.
00:01:07Skating is everything to me.
00:01:11Yeah.
00:01:27Skating is everything to me.
00:01:30Skating is everything to me on my shoulder roll.
00:01:31Fuck, that hurts.
00:01:34Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:44Holy shit, it's a beach whale on the ice.
00:01:54Move.
00:02:00Is my bully, Hockey Captain Mason Reed, actually going to help me?
00:02:14Oh, that was fucking humiliating, Ice Princess.
00:02:26What, did you think showing me your tits would buy you more ice time?
00:02:29Nah, man, she didn't need to rip her dress.
00:02:32She just needed to lose 50 pounds.
00:02:33I'm so hungry.
00:02:37Enough!
00:02:38My office!
00:02:40Both of you!
00:02:40Now!
00:02:49Man, for God's sake.
00:02:53Cover yourself up.
00:02:55No one wants to see that.
00:02:57You heard him.
00:02:59Cover up.
00:03:08There have been budget cuts.
00:03:10The board is only keeping one sports program.
00:03:13Hockey or figure skating.
00:03:16Well, then it's hockey, obviously.
00:03:18We filled the seats.
00:03:19Figure skating is just a lame hobby.
00:03:23Hobby?
00:03:23We've won more regionals than you.
00:03:26Yeah.
00:03:27But people actually want to see us.
00:03:29We don't pull the same weight.
00:03:31Oh, right.
00:03:32Because I'm fat.
00:03:33How clever.
00:03:35It's not what I meant.
00:03:36But it's not like she'd believe me.
00:03:41If weight's a problem for you, princess, then do something about it.
00:03:47Kiss my fat ass.
00:03:50You'd like that, wouldn't you?
00:03:52That's enough!
00:03:54Listen, I'm going to observe both programs this season.
00:03:58At the end of the month, I'll decide who stays and who goes.
00:04:04Dismissed.
00:04:06Hockey, obviously.
00:04:15What do you want, Mason?
00:04:27You.
00:04:30You and me?
00:04:33I want you to drop out of the competition.
00:04:37Now.
00:04:39Go to hell.
00:04:42Unlike everyone else at this school, I don't listen to you.
00:04:45I need to be on that ice to get scouted.
00:04:49So do I.
00:04:51My guys need extra time on the ice.
00:04:54Time your dying program is sucking up.
00:04:56You could have all the ice time in a day.
00:04:58It won't make your team better.
00:05:01We both know hockey's going to win the funding.
00:05:03And once your program's canceled, you'll have to find a new one.
00:05:07No one else will take a figure skater that looks like me.
00:05:10This program is my only way to make it.
00:05:13And I'm going to fight for it.
00:05:14Even if that means telling the king of hockey to fuck off.
00:05:20Withdraw.
00:05:22Before I make you regret ever putting on a pair of skates.
00:05:25Afraid I'll win, your majesty?
00:05:38Just don't say I didn't warn you, ice princess.
00:05:43You did.
00:05:45I just don't care.
00:05:57If he thinks I'll just give up, he's wrong.
00:06:09You're skating program is done.
00:06:12There's no way we get funding over Mason the King, Reed.
00:06:17He doesn't own the ice, Tamika.
00:06:19But he owns this school.
00:06:21If he says we're invisible, nobody will show up to our meets.
00:06:25Mason wants to talk to you.
00:06:27Move, bat-tard.
00:06:29Unlike you, London, I don't go running every time Mason goes.
00:06:33Oh, that's too bad.
00:06:34You could use more running.
00:06:36Let's move.
00:06:36I said no.
00:06:40Go, Skylar.
00:06:41Beg for mercy.
00:06:51I'm not your property, Mason.
00:06:53You can't beckon whenever you want.
00:06:55I always get what I want, Skylar.
00:07:00You say I can't just beckon you, but you're kind of stuck standing here.
00:07:07Sit.
00:07:08Eat.
00:07:09Ew.
00:07:10A burger?
00:07:12Isn't that like cannibalism, since she's a cow?
00:07:17Mock my body all you want, London.
00:07:20At least I earn my place on the ice instead of my back.
00:07:24Hey.
00:07:25Don't.
00:07:27Touch me.
00:07:29Of course.
00:07:31My baby doesn't want me getting in the mud with the pigs.
00:07:35Why am I here, Mason?
00:07:39I got you a present.
00:07:40You can't bribe me, Mason.
00:07:43I'm not dropping out of the competition.
00:07:45It's a peace offering.
00:07:48I'll play nice if you do.
00:07:59Since your old uniform rips, the hockey team decided we'd get you something more.
00:08:04Your son.
00:08:07Move, bitch!
00:08:18Just drop out, Skylar.
00:08:20Don't embarrass yourself anymore.
00:08:26Go.
00:08:43You think it's funny to make a joke of my uniform, Mason?
00:08:49Game on.
00:08:53This is our game, boys.
00:08:55Let's show our rivals who the big dogs are.
00:08:59We shoot up!
00:09:05What the hell?
00:09:07We have to be on the ice in five minutes or we forfeit.
00:09:10We don't have time to replace these.
00:09:12What are we gonna do?
00:09:15We shoot up.
00:09:17No way!
00:09:18We're gonna look like pussies!
00:09:20We kick ass!
00:09:22No matter what.
00:09:24We shoot up!
00:09:26Now!
00:09:37I always get what I want.
00:09:40Skylar.
00:09:43Fucking Skylar.
00:09:50Hockey team should have been out by now.
00:09:52Where are they?
00:09:54Oh, I don't think they'll be showing up today.
00:09:57Make some noise for the kings!
00:10:00Led by your captain, Mason the King Reed!
00:10:07They actually wore them?
00:10:22You lose something?
00:10:24Oh, shit.
00:10:25My bully knows I was the one who sabotaged their uniforms.
00:10:29Just watch out, princess.
00:10:31After I win, I can't wait to get my hands on them.
00:10:38From Lakeview, here comes the captain and enforcer, Logan Jones!
00:10:43Hoping the alpha will get you scouted?
00:10:45Because your game sure won't.
00:10:46I don't care if I'm wearing a leotard or a damn tuxedo.
00:10:49I'm still gonna fucking kick your ass.
00:10:55I'll tell you what.
00:10:55I know this school was full of dogs, man.
00:10:57That's a certified cow.
00:10:58Don't talk about it like that.
00:10:59Matter of fact, don't even fucking look at her.
00:11:03I'll tell you what.
00:11:04After I win this, I'll take her to Palantown and hit it hard.
00:11:07I know that that pussy can take it.
00:11:18Damn.
00:11:19He's really good.
00:11:20Reed takes it down the ice.
00:11:22Next point wins the game.
00:11:25He's got a clear shot!
00:11:27Lights out, sparkles.
00:11:34That looks like a serious injury.
00:11:36This could spell the end for the King's Championship run.
00:11:40I just wanted to teach my bully to respect figure skating.
00:11:44Now he's hurt, and it's all my fault.
00:11:57Um, I just wanted to see how you were.
00:11:59How does it look like I'm doing?
00:12:02There were scouts in the stands.
00:12:05Instead of watching me win, they watched me make a fool of myself.
00:12:11Because of you.
00:12:14You humiliated me first.
00:12:17Sex to be the butt of the joke, doesn't it?
00:12:21Your little prank cost the school a win.
00:12:25And a star player.
00:12:26You told on me?
00:12:28You were caught on the security camera sneaking into the boys' locker room.
00:12:31But Mason started it first.
00:12:33Pack your skates!
00:12:35You are out of the figure skating program.
00:12:37Effective immediately!
00:12:40Wait.
00:12:42Don't.
00:12:44Kicking her out won't fix my shoulder.
00:12:47Nor will it help me train while I heal.
00:12:50No.
00:12:51If you want her to pay,
00:12:55make her my puck bunny.
00:12:59You're what?
00:13:00No way.
00:13:02Done.
00:13:03What?
00:13:05That's it.
00:13:06Skylar, you're Mason's personal assistant until he's cleared to skate.
00:13:10Where am I going to have the time to train and babysit him?
00:13:14Figure it out.
00:13:15Or say goodbye to the figure skating team.
00:13:18See what I did there?
00:13:20Looks like you're not the ice princess anymore.
00:13:27See you bright and early, puck buddy.
00:13:41Okay, let's get this over with.
00:13:44What am I doing?
00:13:45Picking up pucks?
00:13:46Polishing skates?
00:13:47Polishing skates.
00:13:48First.
00:13:50You suit up.
00:13:55I am not wearing that.
00:13:58It barely covers anything.
00:14:01Put it on.
00:14:04Because until my shoulder's healed,
00:14:06you're mine.
00:14:09And, uh,
00:14:11practice starts in 10.
00:14:13Puck, buddy.
00:14:17What? You don't like him?
00:14:19Oh, God.
00:14:30No way. Is that...
00:14:32Skylar?
00:14:35Damn.
00:14:36I don't know cow's head legs like that.
00:14:40Bro, you want to show your puck money?
00:14:42I might have an injury, too.
00:14:45Don't
00:14:46touch her.
00:14:47Chill, bro. I was just joking.
00:14:49I'm not.
00:14:50Touch her and you're off my team.
00:14:52That goes for all of you.
00:14:54Dude, what is up with you?
00:14:56You don't act this way with London.
00:14:58Wait.
00:15:01You want her, don't you?
00:15:03There's no way my bully has the hots for me.
00:15:06Or
00:15:06does he?
00:15:09Skylar
00:15:09is public enemy
00:15:11number one.
00:15:12She's what stands between us
00:15:14and the hockey program
00:15:15getting funded.
00:15:16Anyone touches her
00:15:17and they're off the team.
00:15:19Including
00:15:19me.
00:15:22Get to the ice.
00:15:23Do some drills.
00:15:24Now.
00:15:25But we're supposed to now.
00:15:33I can't wear this.
00:15:35This is fat shaming.
00:15:37It's not even practical.
00:15:38If I wanted to fat shame you,
00:15:41I wouldn't have chosen an outfit
00:15:42that makes you look fucking hot.
00:15:47You think I look hot?
00:15:49If I have to be subjected to your presence,
00:15:54I just want to make it a nice view.
00:15:57But
00:15:59nothing more than that.
00:16:01This is supposed to humiliate me.
00:16:04So why does he look like he's the one losing control?
00:16:08Grab that buck
00:16:09and hand it to me.
00:16:21Careful, your majesty.
00:16:23You're staring.
00:16:24Am I?
00:16:26If this is your idea of humiliating me,
00:16:29you might want to work on your technique.
00:16:32Well, I've got plenty of technique.
00:16:34The question is,
00:16:36can you handle it?
00:16:37I can handle anything from you.
00:16:40Good.
00:16:41Because I'm just getting started.
00:16:44You'll be waiting on me.
00:16:46And
00:16:46in your front.
00:16:47Just make me.
00:16:58Water.
00:17:00Now.
00:17:01You haven't even practiced yet.
00:17:04Fine.
00:17:11Get a grip, Skylar.
00:17:16He may be hot,
00:17:17but he's the enemy.
00:17:19Towel.
00:17:20You have two hands.
00:17:22Do I?
00:17:23Because if I'm remembering correctly,
00:17:25you took one of them out.
00:17:26So,
00:17:27unless you want me to tell Principal Harris
00:17:29that you're not cooperating,
00:17:30Towel.
00:17:32Pat my face.
00:17:43If you think bullying me would hand over the hockey funding,
00:17:46you're dead wrong.
00:17:49We'll see about that, Puck Bunny.
00:17:51In the meantime,
00:17:53I'll have fun breaking you.
00:17:54I've been doing everything you've said,
00:17:56and I'm still standing here.
00:17:59Then I've got a new task for you.
00:18:02What?
00:18:03Your Majesty.
00:18:07Neil.
00:18:10Excuse me?
00:18:11Look,
00:18:11I may be your assistant,
00:18:12but if you think that I'm going to...
00:18:14The tape's loose.
00:18:15I'm going to need you to fix it
00:18:17before I can practice.
00:18:17I don't know how.
00:18:19We don't use props in figure skating.
00:18:22Then I'll show you.
00:18:27Neil.
00:18:39Grab my stick.
00:18:46Start here.
00:18:57Mason.
00:19:04Skylar.
00:19:05Mason.
00:19:06What are you doing?
00:19:09And why do you look like you want to kiss me?
00:19:16Do it slower.
00:19:18I'm doing the best I can.
00:19:20I'll show you how I want it.
00:19:31Looks like you're training the Puck Bunny, right?
00:19:34Gus.
00:19:35I would never move.
00:19:42Glad to see he's still an asshole.
00:19:50Why is Mason already practicing?
00:19:52He's not fully healed.
00:19:54You're making your shoulder worse.
00:20:03I didn't ask for your opinion.
00:20:06You need heat on that or it'll make your shoulder worse.
00:20:08Are you...
00:20:09Offering to get me hot?
00:20:12Princess.
00:20:14I'm helping you heal so I can finally be done
00:20:16watching you sabotage your athletic career.
00:20:19Wait, what the hell does that even mean?
00:20:22You always fake left.
00:20:25What?
00:20:26When you go for the goal, you always fake left.
00:20:29So, everyone expects you to bet right.
00:20:31It's a tell.
00:20:32You watch me that closely?
00:20:34I always notice when someone's good on the ice.
00:20:37Heat.
00:20:38Shoulder.
00:20:39Now.
00:21:02What are you going to help me with the heat or are you too scared to touch me?
00:21:10Don't move.
00:21:11You're enjoying this, aren't you?
00:21:13I'd enjoy it more if you stopped talking.
00:21:16I know a few things you'd enjoy more.
00:21:22Shush.
00:21:24Why?
00:21:25Are you scared you're going to like hearing that?
00:21:28Doing that?
00:21:40Why would you put me on top?
00:21:42Skylar, stop squirming.
00:21:46Why?
00:21:47Worried I might make things a little...
00:21:51hard?
00:21:52What are you talking about?
00:21:56Oh my god, don't pull it out!
00:21:58What?
00:21:58You mean, this?
00:22:02I was training before you tackled me, remember?
00:22:09What?
00:22:10Did you want me to have a boner for you?
00:22:19Shit!
00:22:19The hockey team's coming!
00:22:22Dude, what the fuck?
00:22:25Oh shit!
00:22:26The hockey team is coming!
00:22:33Dude, what the fuck?
00:22:35Dude, what the fuck?
00:22:37I'm jealous.
00:22:39Captain's injured and he's still getting some?
00:22:41True specs!
00:22:42Is that London under there?
00:22:44You finally letting her polish off your stick after all that begging, huh?
00:22:48Leave it.
00:22:49Emmett.
00:22:50Holy shit!
00:22:52Captain's territorial.
00:22:53Is she that good?
00:22:55It's...
00:22:56It's nothing special.
00:22:58He wants to hide me like a dirty little secret?
00:23:00I'll make him sweat for it.
00:23:03Oh yeah.
00:23:23You all right there, Cap?
00:23:26You all right there, Cap?
00:23:30Shit.
00:23:33Oh fuck.
00:23:36Okay, everyone out.
00:23:37Now.
00:23:38All right, all right.
00:23:40Enjoy.
00:23:40You deserve it after having to look at Skylar all day.
00:23:43You hate her more than all of us.
00:23:45Ah!
00:23:46Yeah.
00:23:48She's the worst.
00:23:50They say fat girls are supposed to be freaky in bed, but none of us would ever fuck her.
00:23:56Yeah, she's um...
00:23:58She's too stuck up for any of us.
00:24:00More like stuck in the mud because she's a pig.
00:24:05Okay, everyone get the fuck out.
00:24:08I'll let you finish.
00:24:11Oh yeah.
00:24:12Now if I see the fat ass, I'll glue a burger on the floor.
00:24:15Keep her busy.
00:24:18Wow.
00:24:19You and your teammates are real prizes.
00:24:21Hey, Skylar.
00:24:22It's just locker room talk, all right?
00:24:24Don't take it seriously.
00:24:25Thank you for reminding me of exactly who you are.
00:24:29I almost thought you were decent.
00:24:32Skylar.
00:24:33Oh.
00:24:37Mason is my biggest rival and my bully.
00:24:40I should hate him.
00:24:43So why can't I stop thinking about him and what happened yesterday?
00:24:51No.
00:24:52Focus.
00:24:56This school is the only program that would let a girl who looks like me join the figure skating program.
00:25:01I've shown my worth, risen to the top of the team, and am ranked number one in the state.
00:25:06But all of that goes away if our funding is cut to save the hockey team.
00:25:13I won't let hockey king Mason Reed take this from me.
00:25:31Where are my clothes?
00:25:34No way.
00:25:39No way.
00:25:45Fuck.
00:25:50Wow.
00:25:51I didn't know they stocked plus-size sluts in the freezer section.
00:25:56This is low.
00:25:57Even for you, London.
00:25:58Me?
00:25:59This wasn't me.
00:26:01This was Mason's idea.
00:26:09Mason, he's an asshole, but he wouldn't do this to me.
00:26:15Oh, shit!
00:26:20You were saying?
00:26:21I'll never forgive you for this, Mason Reed.
00:26:25Did SeaWorld lose a whale?
00:26:29Stop recording me.
00:26:34She doesn't need a towel.
00:26:36She needs a tarp.
00:26:38Speaking of towels...
00:26:53What the fuck is going on?
00:26:58What are you doing?
00:27:00Gotcha.
00:27:05Who's responsible for this?
00:27:08Someone speak up or I make all you pay.
00:27:10You're letting her wear your jersey?
00:27:13Why are you defending her?
00:27:14You didn't put your numbers on her?
00:27:16Because Skylar...
00:27:19Is mine.
00:27:22Skylar's yours?
00:27:24Since when?
00:27:25Since she became my puck bunny.
00:27:28Nobody touches her.
00:27:30London, just go home.
00:27:34And for you guys...
00:27:36Blue Line sprints.
00:27:37Till I'm bored.
00:27:39Mason, man.
00:27:39It was just a joke.
00:27:40Does Skylar look like she's laughing?
00:27:42Start moving.
00:27:44Or I'm kicking people off the team.
00:27:46Now!
00:27:50Princess.
00:27:50I just want to get away from here.
00:27:57What was that out there?
00:27:59My God, it's like whiplash with you.
00:28:01You bully me, then punish them, then throw your jersey on me?
00:28:06I'm not in the mood, Skylar.
00:28:08Funny.
00:28:09I wasn't in the mood to be naked in the middle of the rink, but you didn't seem to care.
00:28:13That wasn't me.
00:28:14I don't get off on acting like a fucking perv.
00:28:17And I wouldn't do that to you.
00:28:19Everybody knows you hate me, Mason.
00:28:22I'm the one who got you injured.
00:28:23I'm the one standing between you and hockey funding.
00:28:26I mean, even if you don't bully me directly, they're doing it for you.
00:28:30Skylar, I'm...
00:28:31And then you stand up for me?
00:28:32I mean, you help me, then hide me.
00:28:36You save me, then hate me.
00:28:37I can't keep up with you.
00:28:39What do you want?
00:28:39You!
00:28:42What?
00:28:44You know what I really want, Skylar?
00:28:50I want you.
00:29:09What was that?
00:29:11I have a beautiful girl in my arms, wearing my jersey.
00:29:16And I intend to kiss the hell out of her.
00:29:19Unless you prefer to talk.
00:29:23No.
00:29:24More kissing is good.
00:29:48Yo, Cap.
00:29:48Yo, Cap.
00:29:55Nah, I'm just kidding. I know you've never.
00:29:59I know my boy here's a snack, and you clearly eat everything.
00:30:03Emmett, don't.
00:30:04But he doesn't want you to take a bite, so hands off!
00:30:07You're disgusting!
00:30:10I can't believe she was seriously throwing herself at you like that.
00:30:13Dude, you're a fucking dick. You know that?
00:30:22Girl, that mystery dust.
00:30:24Did not study poor. I know I feel bad.
00:30:27What about you?
00:30:29Earth the sky, Larry.
00:30:30Sorry.
00:30:33You've been acting weird all morning.
00:30:34It's almost like you...
00:30:36Oh my god, you got laid!
00:30:38Ew!
00:30:44No, I'm still a virgin.
00:30:47But I did kiss somebody.
00:30:51You kissed?
00:30:52Keep your voice down!
00:30:54I'm sorry, I'm trying, but you kissed Mason the King Reed?
00:30:59How was it?
00:31:01It was...
00:31:07Really fucking good, obviously!
00:31:10That's not the point. It's never going to happen again.
00:31:13Sure it isn't.
00:31:15Skylar Mason sitting in a tree.
00:31:18K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
00:31:21Take it back, you fucking liar!
00:31:24Mason would never kiss you.
00:31:27You can't seriously think anyone would believe Mason actually kissed your fat face.
00:31:35Mason Reed is a hockey god.
00:31:37You're not even a pity father.
00:31:40She wouldn't lie.
00:31:42You don't know what you're talking about, so mind you're in business.
00:31:45Please, I know exactly what this is.
00:31:48Everyone's seen you throwing yourself at Mason.
00:31:51No, that's your job.
00:31:54Has any guy ever hit on you and didn't mean it as a joke?
00:31:59But the hottest guy in school gives you a little attention because you're his personal bitch and you think that
00:32:04means something?
00:32:10Come on, Butterball.
00:32:12You're smarter than that.
00:32:14He's only being nice to you to get you out of the way so that hockey gets the school funding.
00:32:18He wouldn't do that.
00:32:20Yes, he would.
00:32:22Mason's always hated you.
00:32:24You think that started just because your roles spill out of that little crop top uniform he gave you?
00:32:29He isn't cruel like you or any other asshole in this school.
00:32:33A newsflash?
00:32:34I'm hot.
00:32:36If I wasn't, you wouldn't be trying so hard to knock me down a peg.
00:32:39Look, be honest with yourself.
00:32:41You can't seriously think the king of hockey, Mason Reed, likes someone busting at the seams.
00:32:53Is London right?
00:32:54Is Mason playing me to make sure he wins the funding?
00:32:59Oh my god.
00:33:01You did think he liked you.
00:33:04That he would actually kiss you.
00:33:09I would kiss her.
00:33:20I mean, look at her.
00:33:23Any guy would be lucky to kiss her.
00:33:25Don't play, Mason. She's going to think you're serious.
00:33:33I am serious.
00:33:36What a bro really means is that he would fuck anything with two legs and a pussy.
00:33:41Cause he's a dog.
00:33:44Or maybe she's trying to get into Skyler's head so she'll give up the funding of that hockey wing.
00:33:50Don't listen to them.
00:33:52Why? Because they're right?
00:33:55Which one is the real you? The guy they see?
00:33:59Or the guy you are when we're alone?
00:34:02Every time I start to think you're good, you just prove me wrong.
00:34:06I just keep falling for it.
00:34:12I want to be the man I am with her. Alone.
00:34:14But if I am, then I lose hockey. I lose everything.
00:34:205, 6, 7, 8, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,
00:34:4010, 10.
00:34:42We need to talk, princess.
00:34:44I don't have time for you, Mason.
00:34:46I need to finish the practice and get ready for the rally.
00:34:49Hey, we need to talk about our kiss.
00:35:00That kiss was a mistake.
00:35:03No, the mistake is you trying to decide what it meant.
00:35:09Save it.
00:35:11I'm not letting you get in my head, Mason.
00:35:14Making me your puck bunny, kissing me.
00:35:17You're just trying to get in my head and make me lose focus.
00:35:19And the funding.
00:35:20That's what you think this is?
00:35:22I may be a bigger girl, but I'm not stupid enough to give up a sport I love over attention
00:35:27from a boy.
00:35:28I'm not playing a game with you, Skylar.
00:35:31Could have fooled me.
00:35:32I'll prove it then. I'll help you practice.
00:35:34Why would you do that?
00:35:36Helping me practice gives me a better shot at the funding.
00:35:38And if I win it, hockey is over.
00:35:41I'm proving to you that what this is isn't just some game for the funding.
00:35:46You helped me with my game, remember?
00:35:48When you go for the goal, you always fake left.
00:35:51So, everyone expects you to have cut right.
00:35:53It's a doubt.
00:35:54Look, you've been losing time practicing being my puck bunny.
00:35:57I'll help make it up to you.
00:35:59Unless you think I'll be a distraction.
00:36:04You're not a distraction.
00:36:06Good.
00:36:10And show me your routine.
00:36:15Fine.
00:36:205, 6, 7, 8, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 1, 2, 3, and 4.
00:36:31Well, there it is.
00:36:32There's what?
00:36:34You're precise, but your body's too tight.
00:36:37You're locking your hips.
00:36:38I know how to skate.
00:36:40It's just because I'm not on ice.
00:36:43Liar.
00:36:46It looks like you're trying to muscle the turns
00:36:49as opposed to riding the edges.
00:36:54You need to trust your body.
00:36:59Sit in it.
00:37:01Don't push through.
00:37:04You gonna be this bossy all day?
00:37:07Only if you keep stumbling.
00:37:09Like you could do better.
00:37:17Mason.
00:37:19You feel that?
00:37:20You lock up right here.
00:37:24You need to let the edge carry you.
00:37:28Loosen your shoulders.
00:37:29If you lock up like this on the ice,
00:37:31you'll go down.
00:37:32You have to trust it.
00:37:34I trust the ice.
00:37:35Then trust me.
00:37:45That was...
00:37:46Better?
00:37:47Told you.
00:37:49Turns aren't my problem.
00:37:51It's lifts now that Blake's injured.
00:37:53Then practice with me?
00:37:54No.
00:37:55It's too advanced and I'm too...
00:37:58Too what?
00:37:59It's just...
00:38:01I'm too...
00:38:02Too what, princess?
00:38:04Oh my god, do I have to spell it out for you?
00:38:06Too big.
00:38:07Fat.
00:38:08Heavy.
00:38:08You can't handle all of...
00:38:11This.
00:38:12Oh, I can happily handle this.
00:38:18Every dip.
00:38:19Every curve.
00:38:21Every fucking inch.
00:38:34You could never be too much, Skylar.
00:38:36And I'll prove it.
00:38:45Wait, wait, wait.
00:38:46Stop.
00:38:47I'm sorry.
00:38:48I thought...
00:38:49You thought what?
00:38:51That I was going to touch you?
00:38:53Kiss you again?
00:38:56Maybe I will.
00:38:58But only if you let me lift you.
00:39:02I could bench press you in my sleep, princess.
00:39:04You really can't handle being told no.
00:39:07You can't handle it.
00:39:09I might actually be good at this.
00:39:10Your hockey bros would freak if I broke their captain.
00:39:13You may break me.
00:39:15But not because I lifted you.
00:39:18I'm serious.
00:39:19I'm not like the girls you're used to.
00:39:21You have no idea what I'm used to.
00:39:25I'll break.
00:39:28Just another Tuesday.
00:39:38Don't drop me.
00:39:40Relax, Skylar.
00:39:42I got you.
00:39:48how did you do that i've never felt small before and you didn't even struggle maybe it's because
00:39:54you're the perfect size for me you really shouldn't help the enemy i'm not supposed
00:39:59to be kissing her either and yet
00:40:06mason's always hated you he's only being nice to you to get you out of the way so that hockey
00:40:10gets the school funding you're really good at getting into my head come on skylar what will
00:40:18it take for you to trust me give up the funding and i'll believe you but i know you never
00:40:22would
00:40:25skylar
00:40:29mason a word
00:40:33mason a word principal harris i i really got to get ready for this this pep rally this i want
00:40:39to take
00:40:39a safe so i see the way you've been acting with skylar what you're a hockey star if people see
00:40:49you playing a hero to the underprivileged they'll eat it up no pun intended that's not what i'm doing
00:41:00sure look the board has final say but they love a good hero story keep this up and you'll clinch
00:41:09funding
00:41:22i don't understand this uniform fit me last week and i had it taken in
00:41:27you did what without warning me i have to go out there looking like this yeah good
00:41:35okay if you're embarrassed to be seen like this that should tell you something
00:41:41you know maybe it's time you got serious about losing some weight
00:41:45you set me up to be humiliated on purpose
00:41:49you've had me on a diet since i was 10
00:41:52it doesn't work this is just how my body is
00:41:55i refuse to believe that okay you just aren't trying hard enough
00:42:03you know maybe if you'd spend less time eating
00:42:08and more time practicing you wouldn't be in this position
00:42:35come to humiliate me some more mom
00:42:39no
00:42:43i'm here to save you
00:42:46don't look at me
00:42:48too late
00:42:49i mean it get out
00:42:52skylar
00:42:54let me help you
00:42:55please princess
00:42:58there's nothing to help with
00:42:59just go
00:43:01no
00:43:03not until you see
00:43:05see what
00:43:07what i see
00:43:09what you do to me
00:43:15look
00:43:20everyone wants you smaller
00:43:21i want you
00:43:22just
00:43:24like
00:43:25this
00:43:27every curve
00:43:28they told you to hide
00:43:29is all
00:43:31i've wanted to touch
00:43:34taste
00:43:41miss
00:43:45miss
00:43:48watch
00:43:49how i touch you princess
00:43:57that's right
00:43:58you're fucking incredible
00:44:01stop trying to hide
00:44:06you were meant to ruin men like me
00:44:10so let's leave
00:44:12when neither one of us is leaving this locker room
00:44:16i don't have anything to wear
00:44:24and you'll wear my jersey
00:44:27with your number
00:44:28everyone will think it means something
00:44:31they'll think you're claiming me
00:44:32good
00:44:33i am
00:44:37you don't mean that
00:44:39you wouldn't
00:44:39not when your hockey team would disown their precious captain
00:44:43i don't care
00:44:44what they think
00:44:46i care what you think
00:44:50you know
00:44:51there's something real between us
00:44:54admit it
00:44:57you're right
00:44:59there's something going on
00:45:01i don't know what but
00:45:02we're definitely more than competitors
00:45:06more than
00:45:08enemies
00:45:08good
00:45:11because it's getting really hard
00:45:13not to kiss you right now
00:45:29put it on
00:45:34you have no idea
00:45:45make some noise for the kings
00:45:47led by your captain
00:45:49mason the king reed
00:45:54and now give it up for your figure skating team
00:45:57led by captain skylar carter
00:46:10what the fuck
00:46:11dude
00:46:11that's your fucking jersey
00:46:13oh
00:46:14my
00:46:14god
00:46:16you are so fucking obsessed with mason you soulless jersey
00:46:19take this off
00:46:20get off of me
00:46:21i asked her
00:46:22to wear it
00:46:23damn dude
00:46:24in public
00:46:25what you want everyone to think you're just a chubby chaser
00:46:28tell them skylar
00:46:29tell them how long you've been throwing your fat ass at mason
00:46:33enough
00:46:34if anyone has a problem with skylar wearing my jersey
00:46:36you take it up with me
00:46:38wait
00:46:39you're gonna choose this fat hoe over your hockey bros
00:46:43look dude
00:46:44look dude
00:46:44you wanna go cow tipping
00:46:45that's all on you
00:46:46but not with her
00:46:47it's fucking disgusting
00:46:48oh my god
00:46:57the hockey star just punched his best friend for me
00:47:00mason
00:47:03mason
00:47:05mason
00:47:05mason
00:47:06mason
00:47:06mason
00:47:07mason
00:47:08mason
00:47:08mason
00:47:08mason
00:47:23mason
00:47:29mason
00:47:31mason
00:47:34mason
00:47:35mason
00:47:35mason
00:47:36mason
00:47:36mason
00:47:36mason
00:47:36mason
00:47:36mason
00:47:36mason
00:47:36mason
00:47:37mason
00:47:37mason
00:47:39mason
00:47:42mason
00:47:56mason
00:47:57I was worried about you, so I came looking.
00:48:00Maybe I should start punching guys more often.
00:48:03I thought you were dead.
00:48:05You were underwater for a very long time.
00:48:08Wow.
00:48:09The ice princess really was worried about me.
00:48:12Would you look at that?
00:48:13Don't flatter yourself.
00:48:31I can see you're just fine, so I'm going to go.
00:48:36No, don't.
00:48:38Don't what?
00:48:41Don't hide yourself from me.
00:48:43I'm not trying to.
00:48:45I just...
00:48:46I don't know what you want from me.
00:48:48You don't know what I want.
00:48:51How can I make it more clear, Skylar?
00:48:53I want you.
00:48:57All of you.
00:49:15Should I do something wrong?
00:49:17Fuck, no.
00:49:18No.
00:49:19I just have to make sure that this is what you want.
00:49:22It is.
00:49:23Unless you don't want to.
00:49:25No, no, no.
00:49:26I really want to.
00:49:30I just need to hear you say it.
00:49:33That you want me to be your first.
00:49:37Yes, Mason.
00:49:39I want you to be my first.
00:50:00Mason and I used to be enemies.
00:50:03Last night, we were lovers.
00:50:06Now I don't know what we are.
00:50:09But it's time I found out.
00:50:13And now I know the truth.
00:50:14I forgive you for punching me.
00:50:16I mean, sticking up for the fat girl, playing ally.
00:50:20People love that shit now.
00:50:22We've already basically got this funding secured, man.
00:50:25People will think what they want to think.
00:50:27I'm just glad Principal Harris told us what your plan was.
00:50:29Because I was pissed for a minute, dude.
00:50:33I gave him my virginity.
00:50:35And he was...
00:50:37Accusing me to win the funding?
00:50:47Skylar?
00:50:51Hey, where's Skylar?
00:50:53She hasn't been at school in two days.
00:50:54She hasn't answered any of my calls.
00:50:56She isn't here.
00:50:57Well, yeah, no shit.
00:50:59Lakeview High offered her to try out for their skating team.
00:51:01That's where she is.
00:51:03Thanks to you.
00:51:04Lakeview High School?
00:51:06I guess you got what you wanted.
00:51:07You won the funding and Skylar's gone.
00:51:11Congratulations.
00:51:12Yo, Cap.
00:51:14Game's about to start.
00:51:15And Scouts are there.
00:51:16Big ones.
00:51:16We get this win, we'll secure the funding, and we'll impress the Scouts.
00:51:20We've got to gear up.
00:51:21Come on.
00:51:28You know, I think this could be so good for you.
00:51:33Look at them.
00:51:34They are perfect.
00:51:36Poised.
00:51:37Oh, committed, yeah.
00:51:39You mean skinny.
00:51:42Skylar, maybe if you'd spend more time trying to be like them,
00:51:46boys wouldn't pretend to like you or throw their jerseys over you to hide your body.
00:51:53Now go on.
00:51:54Go, go, go.
00:51:54Go make some friends.
00:51:55Maybe it'll rub off on you.
00:51:57Who knows?
00:51:58All right?
00:51:59I'll see you at home.
00:52:02So you're the girl trying out.
00:52:05We honestly thought that was a joke.
00:52:07We don't usually take on any construction projects.
00:52:14I'm excited to maybe be a part of your team and learn something from you guys.
00:52:18So glad to hear you say that because we know exactly how to fix you.
00:52:26What are you doing?
00:52:28Don't think you see yourself clearly.
00:52:30What?
00:52:30These are your problem areas.
00:52:34Like melted cottage cheese stuffed in a pantyhose.
00:52:38That's gross.
00:52:53Well, if it isn't Mason Reed's cow.
00:52:57Wait, you're from Mason Reed's school?
00:53:00It's so unreal.
00:53:02So fucking...
00:53:05I can see why you got sent away from there.
00:53:08Probably hated having to share the ice with your fat ass.
00:53:12Leave me alone.
00:53:14You don't know anything about me or Mason.
00:53:16Damn.
00:53:17She takes up the whole goal.
00:53:21Might as well practice your tight shots, fellas.
00:53:37What are you doing?
00:53:39Wait.
00:53:40No.
00:53:41No.
00:53:41What the hell?
00:53:43Please.
00:53:44Please.
00:53:46Damn.
00:53:47You think a whale would be easier to hit.
00:53:50Stop.
00:53:51Please.
00:53:52Please.
00:53:56Okay.
00:53:58They won't use you for target practice.
00:54:01Oh, I don't care.
00:54:04If you don't want to be our target, we'll use you to sharpen our skates.
00:54:11Bring her down on the ice.
00:54:13It's time for some speed drills, boys.
00:54:15Please.
00:54:16I'll tell Mason.
00:54:19I doubt Mason's into a wide load.
00:54:22He'll be thanking me for trimming the fat.
00:54:25Literally.
00:54:29Go for it, boys.
00:54:30Just make her bleed.
00:54:38Later.
00:54:42Next, I'll get that double chin.
00:54:45Hold still.
00:54:46You can't do this.
00:54:47I can.
00:54:49And I will.
00:54:51I never should have left Northright.
00:54:53Mason may be my bully, but he'd never do something like this.
00:55:05Don't fucking touch her.
00:55:14Mason.
00:55:18Don't fucking touch her.
00:55:27hands off my girl you'll pay for this out on the ice and read you okay hey you actually know
00:55:36her
00:55:36know her she's my puck bunny and who the hell are you i'm her teammate her teammate
00:55:45did you do this we were just helping her pointing out her problem areas
00:55:52but we're a lot i only see one problem area
00:56:10i'll take you home princess i can't go home
00:56:14my mom sees what those girls did to me
00:56:17hey then i'll take care of you
00:56:19come on
00:56:30stop
00:56:32i said stop
00:56:34i can't do this right now not with you
00:56:37skyler what were you doing at lakeview i was there for you you left me i left you why would
00:56:44i stay here confused about whether or not you want me but whether what we have is real
00:56:49What are you confused about?
00:56:51I'm right here.
00:56:52I know, but why?
00:56:55Why do you keep seeing me at my worst?
00:57:00The ripped dress?
00:57:01My mom?
00:57:02This?
00:57:03We're supposed to be enemies, but I end up looking pathetic in front of you.
00:57:07You are not pathetic.
00:57:10People treating you like this.
00:57:12You're pathetic.
00:57:14You're beautiful.
00:57:16You're fierce.
00:57:17You're sexy.
00:57:18You're everything that I think about.
00:57:21You are my fucking obsession.
00:57:37I need to get these off you.
00:57:40You're fucking perfect, Skylar.
00:57:43Every inch of you, every curve, is fucking perfection.
00:57:49Let me.
00:57:56Let me.
00:58:19I can't keep protecting you like this.
00:58:22Are you saying?
00:58:23I'm done hiding this.
00:58:25Us.
00:58:26I need the world to know you're mine.
00:58:31If people knew about us, your image, your team...
00:58:34I don't care what they think.
00:58:37I don't think what they want.
00:58:39I guess if we were official, you wouldn't have to keep rescuing me.
00:58:44Exactly.
00:58:53Did he really mean it when he said he wanted us to go public?
00:58:57He's going to walk right past her.
00:58:59Watch.
00:59:00He used her, dumped her, and now it's finally my era.
00:59:05No.
00:59:05It's too big of a risk.
00:59:10I thought I said no more hiding.
00:59:15You're mine.
00:59:17And everyone needs to know it.
00:59:26Kiss me.
00:59:28Show them you're mine.
00:59:33Come on, princess.
00:59:36Show them you're mine.
00:59:48Careful there.
00:59:50I might have to find us an empty classroom.
00:59:53Promise?
01:00:05You look happy.
01:00:06I am.
01:00:07We are.
01:00:09You really okay to let him ruin his future for you?
01:00:14What are you talking about?
01:00:16Do you have any idea what people are saying about Mason?
01:00:18That he's the best captain in the state?
01:00:20That he's going to get scouted this season?
01:00:22His team thinks he's distracted.
01:00:25Scouts think he's a liability.
01:00:27And everyone thinks he's throwing hockey away over you.
01:00:32That's not true.
01:00:34Really?
01:00:34He punched Emmett, disobeyed Principal Harris, skipped the game last night, and they lost.
01:00:40Oh, and he stood up a bunch of scouts.
01:00:44He's about to go down in flames thanks to you.
01:00:47But what else could happen with a fat ass like you?
01:00:54Anyone who holds on gets dragged down.
01:01:02Is London right?
01:01:03Is Mason ruining his life to be with me?
01:01:16Are you sure about this?
01:01:18Mason's never going to forgive you.
01:01:20That's why I have to do it.
01:01:21I can't let him give this future for me.
01:01:25Okay, come on.
01:01:26Make it look real.
01:01:38Gotcha, bitch.
01:01:44Skylar!
01:01:46Looking for someone?
01:01:47I don't have time for you, London.
01:01:49Looks like your girl had time.
01:01:53I guess she's got a big appetite in all areas of her life.
01:01:59Move.
01:02:17Mason, listen, it's not.
01:02:20Mason, stop!
01:02:21What the hell, Skylar?
01:02:23Tell me this isn't real.
01:02:24Yo, yo.
01:02:25What the fuck's going on here, dude?
01:02:27Answer me!
01:02:28If he keeps choosing me, he loses everything.
01:02:32I was only supposed to help you until you were healed.
01:02:35You're healed now, so we're done.
01:02:37What?
01:02:38Go back to your world, Mason.
01:02:40I'll go back to mine.
01:02:54Yo, what the hell, dude?
01:02:57You just dropped Blake in front of the whole school.
01:02:59It's all over social media.
01:03:01And scouts are going to see this.
01:03:03You know what?
01:03:03You've been off for weeks, bro.
01:03:06Fights, missing games, chasing Skylar, that fat fucking whale.
01:03:10There's a better pussy in the world.
01:03:12Say that again.
01:03:14Dude, you're supposed to be our captain.
01:03:16Fucking act like it.
01:03:18You need to lead us, not fight us.
01:03:21You know what?
01:03:22Fuck this, man.
01:03:23I'm done.
01:03:25Find another captain.
01:03:26What do you mean, get a new fucking captain?
01:03:29I'm fucking done with this, man.
01:03:30I can't keep doing this.
01:03:31You keep talking fucking shit about Skylar.
01:03:33Really?
01:03:33None of this matters to me without her, dude.
01:03:36Don't be stupid, son.
01:03:38One more push, and funding is yours.
01:03:43You've already won.
01:03:46If this is what winning is, I don't even want it, man.
01:03:50Skylar's the one that deserves to win.
01:03:52I'm gonna treat her like fucking shit.
01:04:00Honey, isn't it amazing?
01:04:02Isn't this gorgeous?
01:04:04And I had shapewear sewn in to, you know, hold all your rolls.
01:04:10Now, don't bloat before your meet, okay?
01:04:13Because this shapewear, you can only do so much.
01:04:16Okay?
01:04:17It's pretty.
01:04:20Finally, you are starting to understand.
01:04:26Just not for me.
01:04:29I'm done letting you treat me this way.
01:04:31I'm your daughter, not a problem for me to fix.
01:04:53I kept trying to shrink myself so people would tolerate me.
01:04:58It's time I started taking up space for real.
01:05:05Well, this is embarrassing.
01:05:08At this rate, the board will never choose figure skating over hockey.
01:05:14Skylar, I'm sorry.
01:05:16My injury came back.
01:05:18I know recruiters are here.
01:05:20I can't go out there.
01:05:21That settles it.
01:05:23Hockey wins.
01:05:25I'll let the board know.
01:05:27Not so fast.
01:05:28I'll speed by myself.
01:05:32This may be my last time, but I'm not giving up just yet.
01:05:40Congratulations, Mason.
01:05:44Wait.
01:05:46People are coming.
01:06:09Skylar was lying about Link to keep her from quitting for her.
01:06:12Now she's skating alone.
01:06:13Last performance.
01:06:15No one's here.
01:06:18Everyone stop.
01:06:19Don't get on the bus.
01:06:21What?
01:06:22You heard me.
01:06:24We have an away game.
01:06:25And Skylar has one last performance.
01:06:28After everything we put her through, we owe her this.
01:06:32Guys, we laughed at her.
01:06:35Humiliated her.
01:06:35I mean, we treated her like she was a joke.
01:06:39And she broke up with me to save the team.
01:06:42So yeah, we owe her.
01:06:45You heard the captain.
01:06:47Um, not the captain anymore.
01:06:50Dude, you really think you're just going to drop us like that?
01:06:52Nah.
01:06:53Fuck that.
01:06:54Come on.
01:06:56Let's go see on our girl.
01:06:57I mean, Mason's girl.
01:07:02Let's go, guys.
01:07:04Let's go.
01:07:05Performing next is Skylar Carter and...
01:07:09Wait.
01:07:10Where's her partner?
01:07:12Loser.
01:07:13Might as well not even get on the ice.
01:07:19Mason.
01:07:20What are you doing here?
01:07:23I heard you needed a partner.
01:07:25Good God.
01:07:27I hurt you.
01:07:29I'm still here.
01:07:31I know you hurt me to help me.
01:07:33I mean, I think it's better.
01:07:35Let's go, guys.
01:07:35They're here, too.
01:07:43So what do you say, Ice Princess?
01:07:45Let's give them a show.
01:08:08You can do this without me.
01:08:10Show them the incredible Skylar that I know and love.
01:08:15This is your moment.
01:08:17Take it.
01:08:44I want to believe it.
01:08:49Mason.
01:08:54Mason?
01:08:56Skylar, look.
01:08:59I spent too long treating Skylar like she was the problem.
01:09:03Like she stood in the way of my dreams.
01:09:05But only too late did I realize that she was my dream.
01:09:10She's the bravest athlete in this school.
01:09:12The most beautiful.
01:09:13And tonight she deserves a crowd that sees that.
01:09:16If you've ever laughed at her, underestimated her, or looked away, just show up.
01:09:22She's fucking amazing.
01:09:23I'm so grateful I got to see that.
01:09:26Even if I lost her.
01:09:29He did this because he loves me.
01:09:33What are you going to do?
01:09:35We'll have to go.
01:09:42Hey, man.
01:09:43If we don't get this win tonight, I can live with it because we've been giving it our fucking all.
01:09:48I fucking love you, boys.
01:09:50And, man, I want to fucking crush these guys.
01:09:53Let's go get it.
01:09:54Let's go, baby!
01:09:57Let's go, baby!
01:09:57Let's go!
01:10:01Let's go!
01:10:01Your mascot's here.
01:10:03Or is it your emotional support, Kevin?
01:10:05Focus on me, not him.
01:10:07What are you doing here?
01:10:09I saw your video.
01:10:11I had to come.
01:10:12I know your dog wants to be walked, but we're in the middle of a game.
01:10:16Ignore him.
01:10:17Listen, just remember what I said about faking left.
01:10:22You got this.
01:10:30Fake left.
01:10:32All right.
01:10:38It's about time.
01:10:40I was scared she was going to crack the arena.
01:10:41One more comment about my girl, and I'll crack all the fucking teeth in your skull.
01:11:02Mason Reed takes possession.
01:11:12Mason drives right.
01:11:16He's got a clean shot.
01:11:18He shoots.
01:11:19The puck sails into the net.
01:11:21The buzzer sound.
01:11:21And he scores.
01:11:23The Kings win.
01:11:26Let's go!
01:11:27Let's go!
01:11:29Let's go!
01:11:40My ice princess.
01:11:43Don't touch him, you bitch.
01:11:45You cheated on him.
01:11:46No, she didn't.
01:11:48It was fake.
01:11:51Skylar thought if you let her go, you'd get to keep your dream.
01:11:55Damn.
01:11:56We really got her all wrong.
01:11:58It's obvious now.
01:12:01This school needs both programs.
01:12:03Wait.
01:12:05Wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:12:06You can't be serious.
01:12:07What about the budget cuts?
01:12:08I'll pull funds from somewhere else.
01:12:11But hockey and figure skating stay.
01:12:15No way.
01:12:16All right.
01:12:18Well, looks like we're not enemies anymore.
01:12:22Good.
01:12:23Because I like being your boyfriend better.
01:12:26Hmm, boyfriend.
01:12:27Come on, princess.
01:12:29Let me call you mine.
01:12:31Be my girlfriend.
01:12:36You're a friend, huh?
01:12:38Yeah.
01:12:39I can get used to that.
01:12:41Good.
01:12:42I guess I'm not going anywhere.
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