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00:00You're watching On Demand. Please check the closing time before trying to vote or enter any competition or other interactivity
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00:12Jelly. Disgusting. Why is that even a thing?
00:15The World Cup might have kicked off. Come on, Scotland. Slap on the Factor 50 for a nifty hour of
00:22scotch and hot clips.
00:24Everything about it is just too hot.
00:26Get ready for action replays.
00:29Who's like, I need a way. What is wrong with him?
00:33VAR.
00:34Okay, well, I've lost my phone again.
00:36Oh, my God.
00:37Sporting excellence.
00:39I'm taking no prisoners today, right?
00:43Expert dribbling.
00:47Fancy footwork.
00:48Boom, boom, boom, diga, boom, diga, da.
00:51The occasional dirty tackle.
00:53It's just been crawling on me vagina.
00:55Your favourite player's scoring.
00:59I need control of me.
01:01And don't forget the chanting.
01:03Oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we.
01:05And, of course, the finest commentary available.
01:08It's Love Island Unseen Myths.
01:10I was paralyzed.
01:12Can anyone get up on Nature Channel and sell me what that is?
01:34Earlier this week, I had a 27-inch portable TV delivered to the villa in order to watch the World
01:38Cup from my sound booth.
01:40And look what turned up.
01:42Who knew there was such a big difference between inches and feet?
01:46Anyway, I set it up in the garden so the girls could watch the boys' dates with the bombshells.
01:52She's stunning.
01:53You're sexed.
01:54My head's absolutely gone.
01:56My head spun.
01:57They also got to watch last week's Unseen Bit, so swings and roundabouts.
02:02Absolutely buzzing, mate.
02:04You know, he said, I look promiscuous.
02:07What does that mean?
02:08What do you mean?
02:09What does that mean?
02:10Like, that mysterious is...
02:11Yes, that's what I thought.
02:15Wait, hold on, I'm going to pee quickly.
02:17Shut up.
02:18I swear to God, I need to pee.
02:20Fuck off.
02:20Here, look.
02:21You can just take in some.
02:22You have to leave me already.
02:25He's literally leaving me already.
02:27He's like, I need a way.
02:30Oh, Lola.
02:32This is, like, a year 11 drama.
02:35Yeah, God's on.
02:36Which one of you has done that shit?
02:40Disgust on!
02:42What?
02:45Oh, no.
02:47Has he lost his head?
02:48What is wrong with him?
02:50Can we put the real housewives on instead?
02:52I'm bored with this shit.
02:53No, really?
02:53He's getting a bore.
02:56Red.
02:58Well, you're in luck, Robin,
03:00because I have the remote control.
03:02Hang on.
03:03Where is it?
03:05Behind a cushion?
03:06Down the back of a sunbed?
03:08No, hang on.
03:09Here it is.
03:11I was sitting on it.
03:12And just in time for the start of the new series,
03:15The Real Villa Wives of Mallorca.
03:18It's a show packed with heated exchanges.
03:22Oh, my God.
03:23It's well hot.
03:25It'll be fine after this one.
03:28Fuck!
03:29No, I can't.
03:29I can't.
03:30That's actually burning.
03:31The fuck is it?
03:31Sit on your back.
03:32Sit on the cushion.
03:32I can't.
03:34Everything about it is just too hot.
03:37Deeply personal gut-wrenching outbursts.
03:40Sorry.
03:42Sorry.
03:43It's a show with its cheerleaders.
03:46I love life, life, life.
03:51Oh!
03:52Oh!
03:53Oh!
03:57And its doubters.
03:58I'm not doing...
03:59I didn't...
04:00If I generally...
04:01I don't know.
04:02I don't know.
04:03I don't know how...
04:04I don't know.
04:04I don't know.
04:05Neither do we, Yasmin.
04:07But there's no time to dither
04:09as we're in a race into this week's Unseen.
04:12Go!
04:17So let's get down to it
04:20and say, in language you will understand...
04:23Yes, I'm just a scouser.
04:25Fuckin' hell.
04:26Chicken and chips.
04:28Chicken and chips.
04:29Got big tips.
04:32Yes, it's a lovely little Unseen Bear.
04:38Here's an Unseen Bear of Opie flip-flopping
04:40about what footwear to wear.
04:44I feel like you stress a lot about the club art.
04:46Oh, mate.
04:47So bad, yeah.
04:48I fuckin'...
04:52This is pissing me off.
04:55I'm gonna get so upset.
04:58I'm gonna get so upset.
05:12I'm struggling in the age.
05:13Why are you sh...
05:13Who's are these?
05:15They don't fit.
05:16They don't fit?
05:17No.
05:17This is the worst.
05:19I'm gonna lose my edge.
05:21Fuck me.
05:23What are these, Cav?
05:28Oh.
05:28You might change cards.
05:30How are they?
05:31Perfect.
05:48The boys may have been out of the villa at the beginning of the week, but that didn't
05:53stop them bugging the girls.
05:55Look, look.
05:56Oh, my God.
05:57Lorenzo!
05:59What are you doing here?
06:01Oh, it's stuck.
06:02What is that?
06:04Can anyone get up Nature Channel and tell me what that is?
06:08What is that?
06:09What is that?
06:12What is that?
06:13David Attenborough.
06:15Here we are, in the wilderness, a beetle in the wild.
06:21Guys, he's actually coming for me.
06:24Lorenzo, stop following me!
06:26Stop it!
06:27Oh, Saturday night, Unseen Bits is going to be great.
06:30You're talking as David Attenborough and I'm going like this around the earth.
06:34Forget about Unseen Bits, Ellie.
06:36I've been plaguing the people at ITV with my new format idea, Unseen Bugs.
06:44The premise of the show is easy to understand.
06:47We just have to remain unseen.
06:49There's a bug hidden in that pot.
06:51One by that tree.
06:55And we come out late at night.
07:01Aye, we can be hard to spot.
07:05Stop with the digging of arrows.
07:07Someone will see us.
07:09Oh, no, we've been rumbled.
07:12No recommission.
07:14But it's a classic fly-on-the-wall documentary.
07:24I got confused this week when everyone started calling Sean Fitzey.
07:28If you guys have another name I should know about, you'd better declare them now.
07:32Have you heard my full name?
07:34My full name, so I'll call you now.
07:35Go on, go over.
07:35Go on.
07:36Robin, Marie, Gabrielle, Langton, Quantrell.
07:39Mine's not that impressive.
07:41Sean, Ronan, Bartholomew, Fitzgerald.
07:44Sean...
07:45Ronan.
07:46Ronan.
07:46I was actually going to be named Roman, but one of my cousins was born at the same time as
07:50me.
07:50Oh, my God, that's one of my baby names?
07:52Roman, is it actually?
07:53Yeah, Roman, yeah, one of my baby names.
07:54Do you have other baby names?
07:55I have loads.
07:56Do you actually?
07:56Yeah.
07:57Go on.
07:57How many kids are you having, buddy?
07:59I've only having, like...
08:00Is this going to be a Brad Pitt, Angelina adoption thing or what?
08:03What are you going to do?
08:03What are you going to do?
08:04But I've got some amazing baby names.
08:05Go on, give me them and I'll tell you if they're good or not.
08:07OK.
08:09Vienna.
08:10Vienna?
08:10Like the ice cream?
08:12Vienna.
08:13Vienna.
08:14Don't ruin it!
08:15Oh, that's Viennetta.
08:16Sorry, no, it's OK.
08:16Vienna's fine.
08:17That's the name of the place.
08:18Vienna, OK.
08:19Then I've got, erm, I like Nova for the girl, Roman for the boy.
08:26Roman I prefer over Reuben.
08:28Reuben?
08:29Reuben, I love Reuben.
08:30I love Payson.
08:32For the boy.
08:32For a girl or a boy.
08:33Payson?
08:34Payson.
08:35How do you know any Paysins?
08:36P-A-Y-C-I, no.
08:38Why?
08:38Do you make up the name?
08:39Yeah, I just find all these names and I'm like, what else did I...
08:43So you just spend your days coming up with names for babies?
08:44What else did I have?
08:45What else did I have?
08:46The first thing you should probably be worrying about is finding someone to have babies with.
08:51A fella.
08:51And the second thing you should be worrying about is how much a kid called Payson could get teased at
08:56school.
09:03To the shot.
09:05Anyone having trouble with their man, please sign up for Ellie's, give them the boot camp.
09:11Right.
09:12I'm, I'm the leader.
09:13Full body circuit.
09:15Yeah.
09:15Four rounds.
09:16We're hitting arms, legs and core.
09:18Yeah.
09:19Right.
09:19We're going to hit it at full speed.
09:22Yeah.
09:22No fucking about.
09:23No fucking about.
09:25I'm taking no prisoners a day, right?
09:28Yous are all going to work until yous cannae walk.
09:30Yeah.
09:31Split squats, shoulder press, we've got weighted set ups and then whatever the bad boys are called
09:36again.
09:36Eight to ten, but push for ten.
09:38Let's go!
09:39Ready?
09:40Go!
09:41Keep pushing!
09:44I'm going to have, have abs like Sean after this.
09:47Three, two, one, go!
09:49One, two, three, four, five, five, six, 16, all that, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, keep going,
10:0522.
10:06I already made it to 30.
10:07How'd you get on, 20?
10:08I made it to 30.
10:09Yay!
10:10That was more like one minute.
10:12That was one minute.
10:14Oh, that's so funny.
10:15Okay.
10:15That's enough planks and dumbbells for one day, girls.
10:19Unless you include the boys.
10:30Aidan may be older than Catvan by two years, but which of the brothers is the biggest bro?
10:35We listened to one of their conversations to find out.
10:38I feel like I've come in there and, like, stirred your shit up tonight.
10:41Bro, don't feel bad.
10:42You swags got a thing, innit?
10:45Bro, you...
10:45Unfortunately, the little bro just wins.
10:49Now a bro's sharing a bed with her.
10:51The little bro just does.
10:53Listen, you weren't here when it ended, bro.
10:55Like, I was still very 50-50.
10:57You do you, bro.
10:58It's going to be harder than I thought, though, bro.
11:01I pulled her and had a chat with her and it was a little bit of a laugh and a
11:04joke, bro,
11:04but I'm not going to lie, like, it's pretty serious for me.
11:07She's a good boy.
11:07She's great, bro.
11:08She's 10 out of 10.
11:09It's huge, bro.
11:10If it carries on in the next couple of days, bro, like, I don't know what to say.
11:13But for me, I'd say you've got to just move on, bro.
11:17What?
11:17Straight away.
11:18I would, yeah.
11:19It's going to be way harder than I thought, bro.
11:21Bro to bro.
11:23Bro to bro?
11:24Yeah.
11:24It's always bro to bro.
11:28I haven't said this, bro.
11:29Bro.
11:30Bro.
11:31Bro.
11:31The fucking wins, bro.
11:33Bro.
11:33I'm just having a great time, bro.
11:37Congratulations, Aiden.
11:38You just broke the world record with a grand brutal of 21.
11:44Coming in, brother.
11:50Hey, Opie, remember we promised you a chance to get to show off your dance moves?
11:54Well, now's your chance.
11:56Teach me some moves.
11:57I need to learn how to move the hips a bit, like.
11:59Make your knees.
12:00Go back.
12:01And forward.
12:02So you go backwards.
12:04Forward.
12:05That's it, back.
12:06Boom.
12:07Boom.
12:08Boom.
12:08Boom.
12:09That's it.
12:09People will get dressed up.
12:11Literally the bow.
12:13So you see here to here, we're back and Dick.
12:15Back, Dig, back.
12:20I'ma find it back here.
12:22Like this way.
12:23Boom.
12:24Boom.
12:25That's it!
12:26That's it!
12:27That's it!
12:28That's it!
12:28That's it!
12:30That's it!
12:31Boom.
12:32Jigga, Boom.
12:32Jiggo, Boom.
12:34Boom.
12:36I think you got that. Should we run it?
12:39Yeah, it's from the top.
12:41Five, six, seven, eight.
12:43Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
12:47Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
12:50That's actually right. Yeah.
12:52Boom, boom.
12:54Then, da-da.
12:55Really sad, isn't it?
12:56Da-da.
12:57Back in a, back in a, back in a, boom.
12:59Walk off like a fucking boss.
13:01Thanks, Opie. Now look what you've started.
13:05Okay, that's enough for now, Cavan.
13:12We've all enjoyed watching Sean and Lola getting closer this week.
13:16And we'd watch them some more.
13:17If we could find them.
13:19We didn't do our game, okay?
13:21Yeah.
13:21Are you ready for this?
13:22You need your sunglasses off for this so I can just see your eyes.
13:24You're just gonna spit at me.
13:25I'm not gonna spit on you.
13:26If I can't hold it in, I will.
13:28But I'll try and get it away from your face, okay?
13:30No, let's really lock in. Don't bottle this, okay?
13:32So put loads in your mouth, okay?
13:33When I put my thumb up, it'll start and then we'll just go for it, okay?
13:36Some unseen clips sound far worse than they actually are.
13:39I'm just hoping this one is one of those.
13:41Or I'm in big trouble.
13:42But you'll have to come back later to find out...
13:46What's going on now?
14:02They say AI music is bad, but not as bad as AO music.
14:07That's A did an OP.
14:09Airplugs at the ready, please.
14:10Put your hands up!
14:12Put your hands up!
14:13Hold ten!
14:13Hold ten!
14:14Hold ten!
14:14Here we go!
14:14Go!
14:18Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Best!
14:24Time to get warmed up.
14:26Ouch!
14:27Ouch!
14:27Oh!
14:28That's my shoes!
14:31Oh, it's hot!
14:33And look for your best.
14:34Bloody hell, look at who you are next to us.
14:37We're here to knock you out with some heavyweight unseen action.
14:41Ah!
14:42So settle in as we spill some serious tea.
14:45Yeah, what's all this tea business?
14:47It's like crock it.
14:48So it's like tea, crock it.
14:50I thought that was tea.
14:51Or you can say tea, crock it.
14:53Like, that's tea.
14:56Okay.
14:58You're killing me.
15:05Earlier, we were listening in to this.
15:06We didn't do it again, okay?
15:08Yeah.
15:08You're just gonna spit at me.
15:09I'm not gonna spit on you.
15:10If I can't hold it in, I will.
15:12But I'll try and get it away from your face, okay?
15:14No, let's really lock in.
15:15Don't bottle this.
15:16So put loads in your mouth.
15:17Then we'll just go for it, okay?
15:18Well, here's...
15:21What's going on?
15:25Mhm.
15:48Lola!
15:50You didn't even try to stop it, you were just giving it, man.
15:55What on my nose you have the right to remain silent Lola anything you spray baby give it in evidence
16:07Opie's dancing is turning him into a love island legend or should that be leg end you're good legs as
16:13well
16:13You know don't know how much I don't do legs that she wants a year
16:15I reckon because from dancing and it's a lot of legs just honestly you're so right mate
16:19What's the hardest things that you cause your shoulders legs what that that hurt? Yeah, your feet are fucked is
16:24it?
16:24It's a mate ankles as well. It shows a week eight shows a week six days a week see have
16:28one day off
16:28How do you eight shows a week so you do one every day and then two days of the week
16:32you do to fuck
16:33Well, you do one every Monday so Monday Tuesday Wednesday two on Thursday
16:39Friday two on Saturday
16:42We're in the West End West End Lion King sick boy. I didn't use watch that now
16:45They come out into the crowd with like the big fucking what they come through the crowd with there's like
16:50a fake rhino is a fake elephant
16:51There's like giraffes they put boys on like stills you gotta like walk like like like do you get on
16:56the stilts?
16:57No, I was I was the back of the rhino
17:04How many people makes up the rhino?
17:06Two
17:06You told me you were Simba. I played Simba as well. I did both big difference man
17:12That's it imagine imagine inviting a bird to come watch it like who you play
17:16Also, no one sees you you're just under the rhino. No, so like yeah, how do you think he saw
17:21it was like recognize this ass
17:23It's like a big costume when you put your on your so you get into it in your head since
17:27you're sticking out of it
17:28Can you do your rhino walk?
17:42No
17:43Audition for rhino's ass what else just the rhino. There's got to be other roles as well
17:47Excuse me once you play rhino. How can you play anything else? You start as a rhino then you're a
17:51like a bit of grass
17:55Bro, I thought you'd come out like dancing now
17:59I pretend to be grass
18:00He does this
18:02Does anyone have to be a tree? Huh? Does anyone have to be a tree?
18:05I have to be a plant at one point
18:07He's like yeah, it's really hard on the feet eight shows a week boys of this
18:14I played a tree once all the reviewers raved about my extremely wooden performance
18:23Lola can count on her hand number of times Sean has kissed her only she's finding it a little difficult
18:28to do
18:29Do you know what when I count like one two three I can't do it like normal
18:34I have to do like one two three four five
18:36That is such
18:37You are so
18:41You can't go one two three four five
18:43Do this yeah one two three
18:47Can you not do this no because I can't lift that thing about putting the baby one up
18:51Oh do you know what I can do?
18:52No I know
18:54There she is
18:57Isn't that cool?
18:58That's really trippy
18:58That's crazy
18:59You need to do it in the talent show
19:01Hi guys so my talent today is making waves with my hands
19:04I can meow and do goat noises
19:06This kitten noise is unreal
19:10That's good isn't it
19:13Most of all
19:14That's weird isn't it
19:14Gail you've got a bag of fucking hidden colors
19:16I'm so talented
19:17Can you do it?
19:20That's quite good for like a grown cat
19:24I can only do that
19:25I can't do a normal cat
19:27Mine's like newborn kitten
19:32I hate pointing the finger at Islanders for their quirks and oddities
19:35But on this occasion I'm making an exception
19:44Obviously when you get a bunch of Love Island boys together
19:46The first thing they're going to talk about are hand jobs
19:48You know that thing in the gym, the little squeeze thing like
19:50Just out of the tank
19:53I'm ready for this guy
19:55Turn your hands over like this
19:55Send me in
19:56Do you actually do hand modeling?
19:57No I used to do it
19:58It was like the first time I had off to school
20:00I actually had to audition for my hand modeling
20:02What?
20:03You auditioned like show them like
20:04I had to go and hold the McDonald's burger
20:06No way
20:08You're taking the beer
20:09You're having me out
20:10There's no way
20:11Do they like wear gloves whilst they wait?
20:13Do they really look after their hands?
20:15What me?
20:15The other models yeah
20:16No I don't know
20:17Is there anything you have to do like
20:18Put special cream on them around it
20:19No they do all four
20:20They like tidy them up and stuff like that
20:22Really?
20:23So does that mean you can't go gym around for callus and stuff like
20:25Do they like any of that stuff?
20:26I didn't really do much gym back then
20:28I didn't really do much gym back then
20:29But yeah I'm very sensitive to like calluses and stuff
20:31I try not to get them
20:32Yeah
20:33I've got them to be fair
20:34I said to my mate
20:35I can't do this anymore
20:36And he's like
20:37Come on stop being such a fucking wimp
20:40You and your stupid hands
20:43I'm like hey
20:44I need to protect these alright
20:45One day they might come in handy
20:46Yeah
20:47I suspect Lorenzo once all this Love Island fame blows over
20:50You'll be back to handling Big Macs for a living once again
20:59Opie's dancing has become a viral sensation
21:01Look he's already got over three followers
21:04From the start you're stepping around with your right leg
21:06Slip click click click click click click click
21:10Very good
21:11From there bring your feet together
21:13So boom boom boom
21:15Someone's like boom boom
21:17The next bit is
21:18The next thing is like
21:20It's like bum bum bum
21:21That's exactly it
21:22Boom boom boom boom
21:24Next bit
21:25You're finished here
21:26You're gonna go left right
21:27And turn
21:32Boom
21:33It's behind the hat
21:33It's good
21:33it's good
21:49It's good
21:51It's good
21:52It's good
21:59It's good
21:59That was good right?
22:00That was good
22:010
22:07Occasionally, I wonder how any of this lot are going to find love.
22:10Some of them can barely find their own two feet.
22:13Has anyone sat on my phone?
22:15Is there a phone where you're sat?
22:16No.
22:17OK, well, I've lost my phone again.
22:18How do I do this?
22:20How is it lost?
22:21I don't understand.
22:22Is it not on charge?
22:23No, I literally had it, I swear.
22:25I took it off.
22:26Oh, my God.
22:28OK, right, what the hell?
22:29How did I have it and now I don't?
22:33Yeah, I didn't know you were in the phone.
22:35Prima, is that your phone, babe?
22:37No, this is mine.
22:39Oh, where the hell is mine?
22:42Can someone bring my phone?
22:43Like, can someone bring my phone?
22:45Did you have it outside, Yaz?
22:47No, I literally have just had it.
22:48I just took it off track.
22:50What about the bathroom, hon?
22:51I don't think I've been in the bathroom.
22:52I feel like I've just been in here with it.
22:54Is this your phone?
22:56Oh, my God, this is your phone.
22:57Oh, my God.
22:58I've just been taking pictures on your fucking phone.
23:00No, you're fine, babe.
23:00Where the fuck is my phone, then?
23:02Oh, God.
23:04Oh, shock it would be me to lose mine.
23:06Oh, I love taking pics.
23:08I assume.
23:08I literally love it.
23:09Wait, Yaz, was I taking pics on your phone, then?
23:12Yeah, I think so.
23:15I literally...
23:16It literally said prayer on it a minute ago.
23:18Nah, something's going wrong in here.
23:20Oh, Yaz, is that my phone or is that yours?
23:22That's mine.
23:23For fuck's sake.
23:24I'm so confused.
23:26Maybe you should get it blocked, Yazmin.
23:28Whoever has it could be doing anything with it as we speak.
23:34Oh.
23:35Are these friends?
23:56Welcome back to part three of Love Island, I've Seen Best.
24:04We're all that glitters, it's not bling.
24:06A little kiss ting, got my bling bling.
24:09Wearing pearls, that's my thing thing.
24:15The glassware is pretty shiny, too.
24:17Oh, my God, I can see myself putting the reflection.
24:20Do you think I look like Morticia Adams when I do my hair like this?
24:22So, you look good, no?
24:23I always look good.
24:24I know that.
24:25We have no time for umming and eyeing.
24:35Okay, maybe a tiny bit of umming.
24:37But hats off to them, I say.
24:40As they get down to a beat entirely of their own making.
24:47Go and get the fuck out of my bed.
24:49Get that fuck out of my bed.
24:51And occasionally find themselves as the butt of the joke.
24:54But, you know, guys, this is actually really hard.
24:56Go on, do the runner.
24:59Yeah, but surely that's the front of the runner right now.
25:01In the back of the runner, you're not just like this.
25:02No, there's a little bit more to it if you're at the back.
25:05It's got a sway.
25:07It's like this, see, like here.
25:09And it's like, and your head is sticking out.
25:12Wait, so people see you?
25:13Yeah, you can see your head.
25:14Oh, you can see your head.
25:14I thought you were just stuck up in someone's heart.
25:17Right, let's do the elephant, then.
25:18I'll go on.
25:18You're just doing this.
25:21Oh, you've got a shuffle?
25:22Yeah.
25:23Unseen bits, jumbo jokes, minimal effort.
25:37Here's an unseen clip of Lorenzo getting all golem about Sean's precious ring.
25:41Has that ring got me now?
25:45No, the one on her finger does.
25:47You've given her your ring?
25:49No.
25:50She's just minding it for me.
25:51Have you lost it?
25:52Show me your tongue right now.
25:53Show me your tongue right now.
25:54I don't know where it is.
25:56Oh, my God.
25:57You've given her your ring?
25:58You have lost, you have not lost my ring.
26:00No, I haven't lost it.
26:00I haven't lost it.
26:01If you've lost it, it's done.
26:02Just so you know.
26:02I haven't lost it.
26:04I know where it is.
26:05And so Legolal sets out on her quest for the ring before incurring the wrath of Lord Seanron.
26:14You've given her your ring?
26:15I hope a bombshell comes in.
26:16Bombshell comes in.
26:17Oh, guys, this is so cute.
26:19I just love you guys together.
26:20It won't be so cute if that ring is lost.
26:23It'll be handbaggings at dawn.
26:26No, see, the ring is a test.
26:27If she loses that, it's done.
26:29Wow.
26:30It's a test.
26:31Find it, Lola, or you shall not pass.
26:37Okay, so how mad are you?
26:39Are you actually serious?
26:40I didn't mean it.
26:41You've lost my ring.
26:42No.
26:43Are you really mad?
26:44Yeah, I'm fuming.
26:45Why?
26:45Because I made that in a class.
26:48Oh, my God.
26:50You are actually not funny.
26:51Let me see it.
26:53That looks good, doesn't it?
26:55Should I make that?
26:56I made that, yeah.
26:56Oh, my precious.
26:59I can't believe I'm making my own coffee.
27:01I feel like this is a bit embarrassing.
27:03And so another quest begins.
27:05Honestly, if this keeps up, we'll be changing the name of the show to Unseen Hobbits.
27:17Other Islanders know, looking for love is a serious business.
27:20Before you can find it, you have to ask yourself some difficult questions.
27:23So, guys, if we were all animals, which animals do you think we'd be?
27:27Ellie.
27:28Ellie.
27:28You're like a sexy lion.
27:30A lion?
27:31Wow.
27:32Yeah, sexy lion.
27:33I'm like a snow leopard.
27:34Yeah.
27:34Something with nails.
27:36Yeah.
27:36And we said that you are so cute Pomeranian and sexy Pomeranian.
27:40Oh, my God.
27:40I am literally taking that.
27:42My mum always says I'm like a tiger, but I don't know if that's quite...
27:45I can see that for you.
27:46I'd say some type of cat, but I think everyone's some type of cat.
27:48A cat.
27:48Yeah, you're like a feline-y.
27:50Yes, thanks one, one of them bald fuckers.
27:53Definitely not bald, she's always shaving her bloody elbows.
27:56Oh, because I'm always fucking shaving, mate, I'm like...
27:58Yeah, what man would Lola be?
27:59Do you know what, you're like Bambi?
28:01Yeah.
28:01Because you're strutting around.
28:04Jazz is like a sexy black leopard.
28:07I don't know if I'm like Jaguar.
28:09Jaguar, yeah, Jaguar.
28:10I'll take that.
28:12That's a cute one, I like that.
28:13Oh, sure.
28:14What do we say?
28:14Everyone says you were a dolphin for you.
28:16Or maybe like a peacock.
28:19Yeah!
28:20Because of the colours.
28:22Because of the colours.
28:24With the accessories, I'm thinking like, when she gets dressed up at night, she has her service
28:28out, you know?
28:29Yeah!
28:30I love that, I love that.
28:31Victoria, what would you be, girly?
28:33Everyone always says I'm like a cat.
28:35Yeah, you do give like black cat.
28:37Like sexy.
28:39Yeah.
28:39Yeah.
28:40If I had a black cat, I wanted to call it Salem.
28:42I'm a black cat.
28:43That is such a good name.
28:43I didn't.
28:44We called my black cat, black cat.
28:46And we called my girl cat, girl cat.
28:48And then the other two had real life names.
28:50That is so funny.
28:51I actually had a dog called Lola.
28:52My sister is Fish.
28:53Yeah, Staffish.
28:54I knew it was a Staffie.
28:55Every time I go to the park and I hear Lola, Lola, it's always like, no offence, I don't
29:00like Staffies that much, but it's always like the most like, not a cute dog.
29:03Yeah, Staffish.
29:04Yeah.
29:04Lola.
29:05Lola's a common dog name.
29:06Yeah.
29:07Yeah, my old dog was called Lola.
29:09Feel your pain, Lola.
29:11I know someone who named their ugly pug Ian after me.
29:15You have one accident in the voiceover booth and the producer never lets you forget it.
29:24Yeah.
29:25The net closed then and Detective Lola's found her man.
29:28She'll now review the evidence to see if she should take down his particulars.
29:32Oh, so you won't like me.
29:33No.
29:34Yeah.
29:35No.
29:36There's three stages, right?
29:38Right.
29:38In my opinion, there's three stages.
29:39The first is you're attracted to someone.
29:41That means like, you know, you just look at them and you think, yeah, they're my type.
29:46Oh, where are my pants, man?
29:49Where are my balls?
29:50Oh, you have the right to reign silent.
29:53Ha ha.
29:53Ev only.
29:56It's Islanders getting scared by something.
30:00No, I get that.
30:01I get that 100%.
30:02I want you to actually, don't just fucking hell.
30:07The wasp in my ear.
30:08It likes your bikini.
30:09Don't just, I know.
30:10It's pollen.
30:11Where is she?
30:13Ah!
30:14Fuck!
30:15Where has it gone?
30:17Fucking hell, mate.
30:20That's all right.
30:21That's all right.
30:22See?
30:22Protector.
30:23Saviour.
30:27What?
30:29Oh, my God.
30:32Oh, my God!
30:33Oh, my God!
30:33Oh, my God!
30:34Oh, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
30:36Stop, stop.
30:38It's all right.
30:39It's all right.
30:40Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
30:45I would have watched that back on record.
30:47Like, you could just...
30:48We haven't got time now, Yaz.
30:51You'll just have to watch Unseen Bits on catch-up when you're home.
31:00Robin has talked a lot about her nights as a DJ,
31:03but not much about her day job, so it's over to Priya to size her up.
31:07What do you do as a quantitative fighter?
31:10So, basically...
31:11Is it going to be me, then?
31:12Five years.
31:13Babe, you're a smart girly.
31:15I am.
31:15Babe, sorry.
31:16Oh, my God!
31:19Oh, my God!
31:20Oh, no, not again.
31:22It's...
31:23I don't get scared by something.
31:27There's just been a wasp crawling on me, like, that part.
31:31It was on a vagina.
31:33Vagina.
31:34If it's not a bombshell, don't scream.
31:37I'm just really being killed by a wasp, and you're not checking I'm OK.
31:40Can't be screaming like that, man.
31:42It's just been crawling on me vagina.
31:47Robin, you're going to be all over the Unseen Bits, mate.
31:50I'm literally going to run the Unseen Bits.
31:52Oi, Robin!
31:53Robin, I run the Unseen Bits.
31:56It's...
31:56Robin gets dumped by bombshells!
32:01The girl I would like to couple up with is Angelista.
32:05The girl I'd like to couple up with is Ellie.
32:09Robin, you are now single and therefore dumped on the island.
32:14As Robin strutted at the villa for the final time, the problem of an insect in her bikini
32:18was eclipsed by the stone in her shoe.
32:22Oh!
32:23These boots are not mean for walking!
32:26Sorry to hear your boots are rubbing, Robin, but at least there's no wasps swarming around
32:30your bits.
32:31The villa won't have the same buzz without you.
32:39Since Opie started his Unseen Dance classes, ratings have gone through the roof, so here's
32:43another.
32:44A one, a two, a one, two, three, four!
32:47Four clicks, yeah.
32:48Right leg forward.
32:49You're going to go one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
32:54From there, you're going to go right arm, left arm, then right leg's coming out, right
32:59leg, then change it to left leg.
33:01That's it.
33:02That's so odd!
33:03They're all watching!
33:04They're all watching!
33:04They're all watching!
33:05They're all watching!
33:05They're all watching!
33:05Give us some love, come on!
33:07Here we go!
33:08Six, seven!
33:10Do you want to see it, girls, yeah?
33:12Yeah!
33:13Guys, turn around and perform.
33:15We're still learning, we're still learning.
33:16So let's go one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, and a bum, bum, dig a bum, dig a
33:24bum.
33:24I feel like a mum!
33:28Oh, shit!
33:29And then, last look from the top, we'll go nice and slow, nice and slow.
33:31Five, six, seven, and a bum.
33:35Okay, yeah!
33:35One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, and a bum.
33:39One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, and a bum.
33:46Yay!
33:49Let's go!
33:51Let's go!
33:52Let's go!
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35:30You're watching Love Island Unseen Bits and we're going out.
35:34Why aye.
35:36How close are we going to?
35:38We're going to Newcastle.
35:40We're going to Thune.
35:40We're going Thune.
35:41It's going to be smashing Bonnie lad.
35:45Oh, Obi.
35:47Ooppa.
35:50I'm totally wild.
35:53Give me the tiger.
35:56Give me the tiger.
35:59Give me the Lorenzo.
36:00Give me the Lorenzo.
36:02It'll turn your world upside down.
36:04And then you're going to...
36:05Yeah, then jump to your nail.
36:07No.
36:14But mum's the word.
36:16My mum says opinions are like arseholes.
36:18Everybody's got one.
36:19And that's her Instagram bio.
36:21Talking of arseholes.
36:23Only joking.
36:24Cheer up boys.
36:24Why so serious?
36:26Oh.
36:27It'd be World War 6.
36:29Well, we haven't had three yet, but yeah.
36:31But it's just waiting to blow.
36:33I need to sneeze.
36:34It's not funny.
36:35I've sneezed before.
36:36Oh, fuck.
36:37I'll go with a mad noise and go like chow.
36:40Chow.
36:41But I love sneezing.
36:43It's one of my favourite things to do.
36:53This week after the Ain't That Deep challenge,
36:56some Islanders went off at the deep end.
36:58It's been rude now, but it's chill.
37:00It's not rude.
37:01What?
37:02Aidan's a bitch.
37:03People need to grow up for her.
37:05Don't say you're embarrassing and expect not to get told to fuck off.
37:09Idiot.
37:10How did it all go so wrong?
37:12All they had to do was slide into the pool
37:15and read a cocktail confession from one of the Islanders of the opposite sex.
37:19This boy's nightmare partner is someone who loves attention.
37:23Oh.
37:24Then find the fact it fits and dash their drink in it.
37:28How could anyone get upset by that?
37:31So let's dive back to happier times for some unseen bets before the kick-off.
37:36Boys.
37:37We're having a warm-up.
37:38We're having a little warm-up.
37:39Ice!
37:40Ice!
37:41Ice!
37:42Right, pick a side, boys.
37:43Left or right?
37:44Boys, just go like one way round.
37:46I'll go behind you.
37:47Yeah, just go single line.
37:49Just go single line.
37:50Straight leg kicks, boys.
37:51Yeah, I like that.
37:52I like that.
37:53This is so good.
37:55And then on the way for the sweep!
37:56OP, is this what you had to do in Lion King?
37:59Pill flicks on the way back.
38:01Can't do it.
38:01The shorts are going to fall off.
38:03Warm-ups are great, but I think at least one of the boys wore himself out.
38:08Benny!
38:08Oh!
38:10What the fuck?
38:11Riffy!
38:12Benny!
38:12It's not working!
38:14Yes!
38:15Now let's dive deeper.
38:17Here are the rounds we didn't have time to show you this week.
38:28This boy lied about being ill to someone he was dating to go to a JLS concert instead.
38:37Lorenzo!
38:38Lorenzo loves JLS.
38:40You don't look like a JLS boy to me.
38:43Oh, I think I know who it is.
38:51I chose OP because of the dancing.
38:53It's just giving JLS.
38:55Sam!
38:56Yeah!
39:02You're the boy!
39:07That was good.
39:08That was a good song.
39:09That was...
39:10Yeah!
39:10You're an actual lion!
39:12This girl has slept with 15 people and faked 14 orgasms.
39:17Oh!
39:18Oh, that's so chill.
39:19I don't know.
39:20I feel like girls fake it all the time.
39:27Oh, you got it on my chain off!
39:31We had fear for you, Ellie.
39:32Not much to say that we were shady and one of them was good, so...
39:36Yeah!
39:40Wow!
39:45Okay.
39:46This boy has the initial of a girl he slept with once on his arse cheek.
39:50That was Jaco, Tommy!
39:52Simba or Tommy!
39:53That's Tommy!
39:54That's Tommy!
39:55Simba or Tommy!
39:56I'm going to do anything I'm like, oh my God!
40:00I get it!
40:01That's all you!
40:05Yeah, Tommy!
40:06Woo!
40:07I met her on a night out, lost a game of rock, paper, scissors.
40:10We've got to follow through on it.
40:11That was the best.
40:11I thought I was going to win!
40:13Get it out!
40:15Get it out!
40:15Get it out, boys!
40:16Let's have it up!
40:19It's an M for Mika!
40:22I wasn't being serious.
40:24I just said M for Mika.
40:25My name is Mika and my name starts with an M, like hello.
40:29I think you'll find hello starts with an H.
40:32But let's not argue.
40:33We've had enough of that.
40:35As every superfan knows, the villa is a place packed with well-known,
40:38iconic locations.
40:40The fire pits.
40:41The mini fire pits.
40:43The day beds.
40:45The terrace.
40:47But this year the Islanders have messed with the labelling system.
40:51So welcome to the Kent Terrace.
40:53It's my first time.
40:54Are you going up to the Kent Terrace?
40:56Where do you want to go?
40:57Kent Terrace.
40:59Mika reservation for the Kent Terrace.
41:01I've never been.
41:02He's going for the Kent Terrace kiss.
41:04It's the Kent Corner.
41:06This is the Kent Corner.
41:07What a bunch of Kents.
41:09It's like, it's basically Kent on tour in here.
41:12You're basically a surrogate Kent alumni at this point.
41:17Oh.
41:18Alumni?
41:18Yeah.
41:19Isn't it Illumi?
41:21No.
41:22It's alumni.
41:23Oh.
41:24There's an in there.
41:25My pronunciation for words is wrong.
41:27I thought that pedestrian was Pedestarian, but for years.
41:31And I was starting my driving test.
41:34And he was like, oh, no, no, you can't go there.
41:35And I said, oh, yeah, no, no, because there's obviously Pedestarians there.
41:38And he was like, there's what?
41:40And I said, Pedestarians.
41:42That's awful.
41:45I bet you, did you pass your driving test first time?
41:47First time, mate.
41:47Yeah.
41:48You flirted with the instructor.
41:50With the...
41:50I was only fucking 16.
41:52I wasn't as good as a bit.
41:53I don't know about that.
41:5417.
41:55Do you think?
41:55I feel like all girls pass because they just flirt with all of the examiners.
41:59I've actually got a brain up there, though.
42:01No, I know, but I feel like all the girls just...
42:03I'm very intelligent.
42:04...are able to pass straight away because they flirt.
42:06Because boys are better drivers than girls.
42:08You're on your own on that one, Lorenzo.
42:10I'm saying nothing.
42:20It's time for...
42:24Major Bonanza!
42:26I love this.
42:28This is my favourite show, Beach Hut Bonanza.
42:30Bonanza?
42:31Bonanza?
42:31And this week, I asked the Islanders what weirds them out.
42:36Things that weird me out.
42:38Whales.
42:39Not, like, the country, but, like, the animal.
42:41And I find them very, like, daunting.
42:44You know Velcro?
42:45The sound of Velcro, it just shocks my ears.
42:48And it, like, sends something into my brain.
42:50And it just, like...
42:51Oh!
42:52Get that away from me!
42:53Do you know what I mean?
42:54Oh, you know what them pop socks?
42:55Get them out the door!
42:58They need to leave the building immediately.
43:01See, to be honest, I get it.
43:02I understand the concept of it, right?
43:04But, like, see when you can see them.
43:08Like, why are they...
43:09I thought they were meant to be had then.
43:11This girl had...
43:12Oh!
43:14She had, like, earwax in her ear.
43:16I just looked next to her.
43:17I just saw the earwax looking back at me.
43:18It just...
43:21So, things that weird me out.
43:24Food edition.
43:25Yeah, something that makes me feel a bit queasy is beans.
43:28I'll look at them and flatten around their little orange sauce.
43:32If we're having breakfast together and you've got a plate full of beans, I'll, like...
43:35I'll slide the menu stand across so I can't see your plate.
43:39Jelly.
43:40Disgusting.
43:40Why is that even a thing?
43:42If you tried to feed me shepherd's pie, that freaks me out for some reason.
43:46Like, sloppy, slimy, disgusting.
43:48It's weird.
43:49I know.
43:50It's a free combination thing, so it's milk.
43:53I think people who can just drink a pint of milk, it's just a bit psychotic.
43:57Bananas.
43:58I did hate, for years and years and years, bananas.
44:01Like, I was actually terrified of them.
44:03And tuna, like...
44:04Oh, no, I don't like tuna in a cow.
44:06Oh, a man running?
44:09Hell no.
44:10Like, I can't be seeing a man run.
44:12Not that men shouldn't run.
44:14If you're an athlete, fair enough, like, sprinting about.
44:17But, like, a man jog for something to, like, pick something up.
44:21I think just walk.
44:22When people don't wear socks in their trainers, raw dog in the...the trainer,
44:28immediately, you know.
44:29I don't like to watch a man swim, either.
44:31I don't know why.
44:32I do not like when people do mirror selfies, but they stand, like, dead upright,
44:36don't even look like real people.
44:38Just a man doing laps.
44:40I just, I think, pack it in like that makes you feel really uncomfortable.
44:44And they're just...
44:49Come back next week for some more.
44:52Me, Chuck Miranda!
44:57Last night, we saw the dramatic dumping of Opie and Victoria.
45:02Victoria and Opie, you and your fellow islanders decided you have the weakest connection.
45:08Therefore, you have been dumped from the island.
45:11Please pack your bags and say goodbye.
45:14I don't know about you, but I think Opie's been getting a bad rap in the villa.
45:17I mean, sorry, doing a bad rap.
45:19Yeah.
45:20One, two, one, two, one, two.
45:22It's my final night in the Love Island villa.
45:27It's been real fun.
45:29Ha!
45:29It's been a killer.
45:32I'm feeling real sad.
45:34Gonna miss you boys.
45:36We'll do this for life.
45:38Because we are born!
45:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:44Opie!
45:45Opie!
45:46Opie!
45:46Opie!
45:46Opie!
45:47Opie!
45:47See you all next time.
45:49But not you two.
45:50Bye!
45:52Bye!
45:53Bye!
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