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00:00:09To be continued...
00:00:30Peace out.
00:01:36Crazy House is taped in front of a live studio audience.
00:01:50Group hug, guys. Come on. Come on, guys.
00:01:56Anyone? Oh, I need you. Come on.
00:02:00Come on. Oh, who's that good girl?
00:02:03Hey, you, you, you, you.
00:02:04Oh, you want to pray to Jesus?
00:02:07Oh, come on. Get in your bed, young lady.
00:02:11Here we go.
00:02:12A one, a two, a human walk to do.
00:02:17I'm the wrong-expected Jesus.
00:02:21Bernie?
00:02:24We've got to get this fixed.
00:02:26We've got to get this fixed.
00:02:28Bernie?
00:02:30Yeah?
00:02:31Bernie, please.
00:02:32The game starts in 20 minutes, and I've still got a lot of work to do.
00:02:37Oh, Sunday?
00:02:38That's the day we celebrate the Lord.
00:02:41Ooh.
00:02:42Just one song.
00:02:44Honey, you know I've got to close that big business deal tomorrow,
00:02:47and the Dutch are eight hours ahead.
00:02:54Sorry.
00:02:56Sarah, how about you?
00:02:59Yeah.
00:03:01I'm not doing it if Mom isn't.
00:03:06Adam, you look to sing with your dad, right?
00:03:09I hate the damn church.
00:03:12What's your potty mouth, young man?
00:03:14What's your potty mouth, young man?
00:03:17And I hate the sweater.
00:03:20Oh, Adam, it took me six months to make that.
00:03:29Oh, gosh.
00:03:31What a mess.
00:03:33Oh, gosh, what a mess.
00:03:37Adam?
00:03:38You know your father is afraid of everything that you throw at him, right?
00:03:43So?
00:03:44So, you're grounded, young man.
00:03:48Go to your room.
00:03:50Yes, Nintendo!
00:03:51And no video games!
00:03:55Aw.
00:03:57Look out.
00:03:59Yep.
00:04:00Whoa.
00:04:03All right.
00:04:04Oh!
00:04:05Long, thou long-expected Jesus.
00:04:09Bernie, what have I told you about those things?
00:04:12It's okay, darling.
00:04:14Safety first.
00:04:16Yuck!
00:04:20Ah!
00:04:22Ah!
00:04:26Ah!
00:04:29Ah!
00:04:29Ah!
00:04:31Ah!
00:04:33Ah!
00:04:34Ah!
00:04:34You know, I made this sweater especially for you, right?
00:04:39Ahem!
00:04:45You know, the kids at school, they call me Baby Jesus, Dad.
00:04:49Oh!
00:04:50Is that why you don't want to sing?
00:04:51It's 1990.
00:04:52Nobody goes to church anymore, Dad.
00:04:55Well, that's because you guys forgot being a Christian can be kind of c-c-c-c-c-c-c
00:05:01-cool.
00:05:02Give me five, Tutorino.
00:05:05You seem like a girl.
00:05:07Ooh!
00:05:08Ooh!
00:05:11What you working on?
00:05:13Nothing.
00:05:13Nothing just science stuff.
00:05:17Hey.
00:05:19Yeah?
00:05:21Come here.
00:05:23Come here.
00:05:25Come on.
00:05:29Hey.
00:05:31You know who wants a great scientist?
00:05:35God!
00:05:36He created the Earth in just six days.
00:05:39And then he took Sunday off.
00:05:41It's kind of neat, right?
00:05:44What about the theory of evolution?
00:05:47Just get out of here.
00:05:49What?
00:05:51Why don't you put your science away and go outside and play with your friends?
00:05:56What friends, Dad?
00:05:58Oh!
00:06:03Put this away.
00:06:05This stuff can be really dangerous.
00:06:07I just read the church newsletter about it, guys.
00:06:10What?
00:06:11Cheese and rice.
00:06:13Cheese and rice.
00:06:14That's a hot one.
00:06:16Oh, cats and dogs.
00:06:19Honey, get half the way out on fire.
00:06:21One minute.
00:06:22I'm working over here.
00:06:23What?
00:06:26Bernie, what's up?
00:06:47What do you think?
00:06:49Yeah.
00:06:50You're right.
00:06:51It needs a little bit longer.
00:07:00I'll clean all this up once they can go home.
00:07:03Bernie.
00:07:07I wanted to talk to you about something serious.
00:07:10Oh, sure.
00:07:11Darn it.
00:07:13Oh, you...
00:07:13Oh, it's hot!
00:07:14Huh?
00:07:16Huh?
00:07:17Oh, God!
00:07:19Oh!
00:07:19Oh, God!
00:07:20Oh, God!
00:07:20Oh, God!
00:07:21Oh, God!
00:07:21I can't do it!
00:07:23Oh, God!
00:07:24I can't do it!
00:07:31Okay, get my tool box and turn the water off quickly.
00:07:36I don't know whether...
00:07:37In the tool box!
00:07:39Go!
00:07:42Here we go.
00:07:44Tool box.
00:08:01Can you find the lever?
00:08:03Uh, uh, yeah, I got it!
00:08:05And pull it!
00:08:09I did!
00:08:21What is going on here, young lady?
00:08:24What?
00:08:25I thought you and your mom talked about this.
00:08:30Mom?
00:08:31You mean the woman we see once in a while?
00:08:34Ooh!
00:08:35That's not nice.
00:08:36Your mom works hard so we can live in this beautiful house.
00:08:41Dad, all the other girls in my school already have boyfriends.
00:08:45I need this.
00:08:47Watch out, Papi.
00:08:48God, don't worry.
00:08:50Ah.
00:08:53Your beauty comes from the inside.
00:08:59Did you find the right one at the right time?
00:09:03God works in mysterious ways.
00:09:12Look at me and your mom.
00:09:16We bumped into each other at the church camp when mom was just 26 years old.
00:09:22I thought heaven was missing an angel.
00:09:25Oh!
00:09:30I mean, we, we literally bumped into each other, by the way.
00:09:34I broke mom's glasses and, uh, I've had to wear these things.
00:09:37They're a shins.
00:09:38Excuse me.
00:09:44I can't even whistle.
00:09:50I can't do it, no matter how hard I'll try.
00:10:03Take your time, eager beaver.
00:10:06God, don't call me that.
00:10:10Oh, I don't think swallowing bubble gum is healthy.
00:10:14Excuse me, fine-handed.
00:10:16What the heck is that?
00:10:18On a Sunday.
00:10:20Bernie?
00:10:21Yeah, I'm coming on it.
00:10:23Oh.
00:10:28What can I do you for?
00:10:30This 24 Lord's Way.
00:10:32Oh, oh, hang on now.
00:10:35Oh, hang on.
00:10:36Ever since she had a pseudo-pregnancy, she's overprotective.
00:10:41Sarah, can you help Daddy, darling?
00:10:44She's had a, she's had a hysterectomy, but there we go.
00:10:49Bonnie still thinks she can get pregnant.
00:10:52He produces milk.
00:10:53It's pretty weird.
00:11:09So, what can I help you guys with?
00:11:13My name Dimitri.
00:11:14He's my brother, Igor.
00:11:16My father, Pyotr.
00:11:17Oh, well, howdy, y'all.
00:11:19Our mom's dead.
00:11:21Oh, sorry.
00:11:23Cancer.
00:11:24In her face.
00:11:26That's not the good kind.
00:11:29We work to pay a big hospital bill.
00:11:32Yeah.
00:11:33We prefer not to work here on the day of rest.
00:11:41Oh, hey.
00:11:44There we go.
00:11:46Oh, sorry.
00:11:49You call us when you have a job, huh?
00:11:51I call.
00:11:52Or when you need advice.
00:11:54No problem.
00:11:55Nope.
00:11:55I will call you if I have a job, or I need advice.
00:12:02Bernie!
00:12:03He's a nurse, honey!
00:12:08Oh, hey!
00:12:10Oh, hey!
00:12:12What was it you wanted to talk to me about, honey?
00:12:18Oh!
00:12:21Oh!
00:12:22Hey, you want a hug?
00:12:33Hey, bear.
00:12:36Hey, bear.
00:12:36You're a little friend.
00:12:39That's your favorite whistle.
00:12:44Doubt your wife's on the way.
00:12:49Hey, hey, I might just go and check the water situation.
00:12:52I'll do it.
00:12:54It's fine.
00:12:56Relax.
00:12:59Hey, trust me, everything's gonna be just fine.
00:13:05I got your glasses.
00:13:07Here we go.
00:13:08Put them on your little, on your head.
00:13:13Here we go.
00:13:15Oh, first down to five.
00:13:33Silly girl, that won't work.
00:13:43You're right.
00:13:46Maybe I should.
00:14:00Hey, Dimitri.
00:14:02Hi, it's Bernie.
00:14:03I wanted to ask your advice, son.
00:14:06Hang on, Dimitri.
00:14:10Oh, hey, Dr. White, to the rescue.
00:14:14How you doing?
00:14:15Whoa, gold team.
00:14:18So, how's my favorite patient doing today?
00:14:21No, no.
00:14:23That's sweet of you, but please, no, don't come over.
00:14:25I don't...
00:14:29What's got into you, girl?
00:14:31There's good people there, here to get.
00:14:36Got you.
00:14:37No working on a Sunday?
00:14:39No problem.
00:14:40Let's get split.
00:14:41She's a rash.
00:14:42At least take your shoes off.
00:14:46Bernie?
00:14:47Who are...
00:14:48Ow, I'm going to get my tool.
00:14:53Fucking Christ, you can't do that shit!
00:14:57God damn it!
00:15:02Sorry to tell you this, Bernie,
00:15:03but Eva's got a serious case of burnout.
00:15:07What exactly does that mean?
00:15:09Well, for the time being, 100% rest.
00:15:12No more work, no more stimulus.
00:15:15No, no!
00:15:16And most definitely, no excessive noises.
00:15:20I got it.
00:15:21This can't be happening.
00:15:22My boss is already on my ass,
00:15:25and we have that deal we're going to close with Holland tomorrow,
00:15:29and I got to watch my game,
00:15:31and the damn boss is...
00:15:34Settle down, settle down, it's okay.
00:15:39This is why women should stay in the kitchen.
00:15:44Right, well, good luck,
00:15:48and remember what I said,
00:15:50100% rest, okay?
00:15:52I got it, Doc.
00:15:53You got that?
00:15:53All under control.
00:15:55Ooh-hoo-hoo!
00:15:58You rest up, honey,
00:16:00and I'll all work.
00:16:02I'll take care of everything.
00:16:03Oh, no, no.
00:16:07Ooh-hoo-hoo.
00:16:16I'm going to go see if I can save them out.
00:16:18Oh, my gosh, what a mess.
00:16:34Oh, my gosh, what a mess!
00:16:38You stopped water.
00:16:40That's great, but this is not what I wanted.
00:16:43Stop, you're a burdock!
00:16:48Violence is never the answer, sir.
00:16:50Excuse me.
00:16:53Sorry.
00:16:55Fine.
00:16:58What's this?
00:16:59I, uh, sorry, mister.
00:17:12Where'd it twinkle?
00:17:14Young man,
00:17:15why didn't your mom tell you about snacks before dinner?
00:17:35You want?
00:17:37How we can resolve our bills?
00:17:40We fix, no problem.
00:17:42Igor, get your camera.
00:17:44No, no, Igor.
00:17:46Don't get the camera.
00:17:48Okay.
00:17:50Fine, you can fix it.
00:17:53Can I ask,
00:17:54can we start tomorrow?
00:17:56How about we just let it rest for today?
00:18:10Kill them all.
00:18:12Kill them all.
00:18:14Kill them all.
00:18:21Did you know?
00:18:22You guys ever heard the story of the Good Samaritan?
00:18:27Tonight, guys,
00:18:28you are my guests.
00:18:30Put your sleeping bags anywhere in the kitchen,
00:18:32but please just keep the noise down.
00:18:34My wife,
00:18:35she really, really needs her rest.
00:18:50It's gonna be fine.
00:18:53I just don't want those communists near my babies.
00:18:57Come on, it's fine.
00:18:59Listen,
00:19:01they're not
00:19:02bad people.
00:19:05They mean well.
00:19:08It's gonna be fine.
00:19:10I just don't see you handling everything.
00:19:14Everything.
00:19:26I don't want to watch any of them.
00:19:30Uh-huh.
00:19:32Don't be on a distraction.
00:19:35In the water.
00:19:37In the water.
00:19:37No!
00:19:55I'm so sorry.
00:20:09I'm so sorry.
00:20:11Make it stop!
00:20:14Oh, hey!
00:20:17I guess it stopped!
00:20:22Fix it, goddammit!
00:20:27Come on, Marley, Christian.
00:20:29You can do this!
00:20:31You can do this!
00:20:34Oh, Jesus Christ!
00:20:37No!
00:20:49Kyle!
00:20:53Kyle!
00:20:57Blue Duck!
00:21:01It's 2 o'clock in the morning.
00:21:05Now it's not day of rest anymore.
00:21:07So you say we start early and then also finish early.
00:21:11Yeah?
00:21:12Good for wife.
00:21:22Good luck!
00:21:24Good luck!
00:21:27Thank you!
00:21:42Hey!
00:21:45No!
00:21:46Go!
00:21:47Thank you!
00:21:51Hey!
00:21:57No! Go!
00:21:58Good luck!
00:21:59She is very, very sick, sir.
00:22:02But you can't just fire her for not coming in.
00:22:06Oh, you can.
00:22:12Did you talk to my boss?
00:22:13Not yet.
00:22:14He's been kinda busy.
00:22:15I...
00:22:18Do you want to?
00:22:22Okay.
00:22:23Waking up like one step at a time.
00:22:26Sneaking together right down the line.
00:22:29Shaking it up and living the life.
00:22:32It's a crazy house.
00:22:35Crazy house.
00:22:37It's a crazy house.
00:22:52What's going on here?
00:22:53No, I said no more fooling around with his science stuff.
00:23:32Oh, I said no more fooling around with his science stuff.
00:23:39I said no more fooling around with his science.
00:23:39Cause I know you are lost.
00:23:51You look more pretty than my niece.
00:24:02Watch out, it's hot.
00:24:03Ah! Take those fucking things off!
00:24:16There's probably still tearing our house apart, Bertie.
00:24:21They follow a water pipe.
00:24:22Oh, they're following the water pipe.
00:24:26Almost done.
00:24:28And they're almost done.
00:24:30Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
00:24:37It's Easter.
00:24:40I ain't even peaceful.
00:24:44What's that you say?
00:24:45You want a bit of a...
00:24:46Don't.
00:24:47Don't come.
00:24:48Oh!
00:24:51Where is everybody?
00:24:53Adam, Sarah, breakfast.
00:25:01I'm not realizing you were making a poopy.
00:25:04I'll give you a little more prophecy.
00:25:12Adam, Sarah!
00:25:16And remember to put on your special sweaters.
00:25:25Hey, are you...
00:25:33Is that Reefer?
00:25:40I've got this letter in the mail.
00:25:44It says here that I'm fired.
00:25:50I couldn't find the right time to tell you.
00:25:56I'm so sorry.
00:26:05What the fuck?
00:26:14Open up.
00:26:15There you go.
00:26:17Good girl.
00:26:23Can we go to Marissa?
00:26:24Come on.
00:26:24Lie down.
00:26:28There you go.
00:26:30I'll just eat this before any more accidents happen.
00:26:40Half a pill.
00:26:41Once a day.
00:26:42No more.
00:26:43It's the strong stuff.
00:26:45And whatever you do, do not mix this with alcohol.
00:26:48Oh, right.
00:26:49Well, it doesn't drink, so that's not a problem.
00:26:52I've actually done it a couple of times myself.
00:26:55Oh!
00:26:55It just knocks you out cold.
00:27:00So, remember what I said about the alcohol?
00:27:03Make sure she gets her rest, okay?
00:27:05Whatever it takes.
00:27:07Okay, well, thank you, Doc.
00:27:09Goodbye and God bless.
00:27:11You want a hug?
00:27:12You're getting a hug.
00:27:14There it is.
00:27:16There it is.
00:27:17There it is.
00:27:17Go, Mickey.
00:27:18You're getting a hug, Mickey.
00:27:20Oh!
00:27:21Good morning.
00:27:33Guys, Bernie Christian here.
00:27:38I think it's best if we postpone the whole operation.
00:27:44It's not you guys.
00:27:46My wife.
00:27:48Just with the noise and the dust.
00:27:54Are you all right?
00:28:07It's with a very heavy heart, guys, that I'm going to have to ask y'all to leave.
00:28:25I'm going to have to ask you guys to share that.
00:28:41I'm going to have to ask you guys to share that.
00:28:42One second.
00:28:48One second.
00:29:05I'm getting off.
00:29:12I'm getting off.
00:29:13I'll kill them all.
00:29:17Heavenly Father, thank you for your guidance.
00:29:21Forgive me for getting ahead of your plans.
00:29:24Tell me no way to stop and listen for your direction.
00:29:38Bernie Christian.
00:29:42Jesus Christ.
00:29:47How is this even funny?
00:29:48Speak, my son.
00:29:53Speak.
00:29:58I'm sorry to ask, but I don't know what to do.
00:30:02I'm starting to hear all these strange voices inside my head.
00:30:05Say no more, Bernie Christian.
00:30:10Blessed are the merciful, for they shall receive mercy.
00:30:22Thank you, Jesus.
00:30:23Thank you, Jesus.
00:30:26What I don't understand, though, what is he doing?
00:30:29Jesus.
00:30:31Jesus.
00:30:34Jesus.
00:30:39God.
00:30:42Where are you going?
00:30:44Where are you going?
00:30:44Where are you going?
00:30:44Where are you going?
00:30:45Where are you taking me?
00:30:46Peace and quiet's on the way.
00:30:49What?
00:30:51No, I don't want to go.
00:30:54Stay calm.
00:30:55Dad.
00:30:57Dad.
00:30:59I don't feel so good.
00:31:01Yeah, I think I'm just going to stay here and hang out with Igor a little bit.
00:31:04No.
00:31:05With us out of the way,
00:31:07Piotr and his sons can fix everything that much faster.
00:31:10The sooner we get back to normal, the better.
00:31:13So, we're going to go visit Aunt Mary.
00:31:16Isn't that great?
00:31:18That's a 14-hour drive, Dad.
00:31:22Well, I think...
00:31:23God damn fucking Christ!
00:31:26God fucking Christ!
00:31:28Mom, stop it!
00:31:30Mom!
00:31:30Hey!
00:31:31Look what you're doing, Dad!
00:31:33Fuck.
00:31:35I'm scared.
00:31:37Dad, what's wrong with me?
00:31:39I don't know.
00:31:42Guys, us Christians have to stick together.
00:31:44If we do that ever, it's going to be just fine.
00:31:48I'm just going to check on the Christian family.
00:31:50That's probably nothing.
00:31:51I promise.
00:31:54Hey there, folks.
00:31:56Lovely weather we're having, don't you think?
00:31:59Is everything going okay in here?
00:32:01Thought I heard maybe...
00:32:05I'm going to do it.
00:32:14I'm going to do it.
00:32:15What a kiss, man.
00:32:17What a kiss.
00:32:19Yeah.
00:32:21He just shot Officer Jack.
00:32:30You were going to move me out of my own house for a couple of workers.
00:32:36I don't know.
00:32:37You're sick, wife.
00:32:39How could you fucking do that?
00:32:42Hey!
00:32:44Shut up your face.
00:32:46Take tool and work.
00:32:49Work?
00:32:52We'll leave when we find it.
00:32:54Find what?
00:32:55Come on.
00:32:56Ah!
00:32:58Ah!
00:32:59Ah!
00:33:00Ah!
00:33:02Ah!
00:33:08Ah!
00:33:09Ah!
00:33:09Ah!
00:33:14Ah!
00:33:16Ah!
00:33:17Ah!
00:33:26I can't take it anymore
00:33:28Just put your shoulder into it, honey
00:33:30I'm sure Fiona will find one of these real soon
00:33:33No, Bernie
00:33:35I can't do us anymore
00:33:40Why?
00:33:41What?
00:33:43I don't love you anymore, Bernie
00:33:58I think I'm pregnant
00:34:00I think I'm pregnant
00:34:08But
00:34:12But I really think so
00:34:28No, no, no
00:34:31It's fine, it's fine
00:34:34Just
00:34:35Just need one of these
00:34:39Mark?
00:34:47Oh, Ben
00:35:05Piotr?
00:35:06Are you okay?
00:35:12Piotr, are you okay?
00:35:13Piotr, are you okay?
00:35:16What?
00:35:18What?
00:35:19Is he sick?
00:35:21Is he sick?
00:35:25Shit
00:35:31Angel, Angel, no!
00:35:33Angel!
00:35:33Let him
00:35:42Smell
00:35:43Smell what?
00:35:45No
00:35:46No
00:35:47Up
00:35:48Venlo up
00:35:50Venlo
00:35:51Up
00:36:02Faster
00:36:09Oh, Jesus.
00:36:18Oh, Jesus, thank God.
00:36:20Thank God, why is all this happening?
00:36:23The Lord works in mysterious ways, my son.
00:36:26He does.
00:36:28He really does.
00:36:30He does.
00:36:32Feels like I failed you.
00:36:35But I thought I did everything right.
00:36:38I tried to be a good Christian.
00:36:40I mean, the best.
00:36:44I put you first, even before my own family, if I'm being honest.
00:36:50So please tell me, Lord, why did they suffer so now?
00:36:55I died for your sins, Bernie Christian.
00:37:00I am the answer to your problems.
00:37:06Thank you, Jesus.
00:37:11What was the answer?
00:37:13I am.
00:37:15God created me as the answer to all problems.
00:37:22Oh, right.
00:37:33I still don't get it.
00:37:35What do you mean exactly?
00:37:38We need to come to the sanctuary of God to get all of our answers.
00:37:45Sanctuary of God is in your spirit and in the church.
00:37:48Right?
00:37:50Right?
00:37:50Yeah.
00:37:51We go there every Sunday.
00:37:53I never missed a service before today.
00:37:56So.
00:37:59Well, you need to turn to your spirit.
00:38:01But my wife doesn't love me anymore.
00:38:04My daughter's having premarital sex and my son is a junkie.
00:38:09How do you explain that?
00:38:12You need to turn to your spirit.
00:38:14Bullshit.
00:38:16Bullshit.
00:38:17And experience the division.
00:38:20Why can't you just give me a straight goddamn answer?
00:38:24Hmm?
00:38:26I didn't mean to.
00:38:27Please don't go.
00:38:28Jesus.
00:38:29Jesus.
00:38:30Work.
00:38:30Oh, fuck.
00:38:32Fuck.
00:38:34Fuck.
00:38:34Fuck.
00:38:37Fuck.
00:38:37Fuck.
00:38:37Fuck.
00:38:37Fuck.
00:38:38Fuck.
00:38:39Fuck.
00:38:39Fuck.
00:38:40Fuck.
00:38:52Fuck.
00:38:57Open up!
00:38:59This is the police.
00:39:02Open up.
00:39:05Hey!
00:39:10Open up right now.
00:39:12Hello?
00:39:17Okay, last chance.
00:39:19Open the door and come out with your hands up.
00:39:22This is Officer Johnson checking in.
00:39:24There's no sign of Officer Jack at the Christian.
00:39:27There's a lot of blood on the front door, but nobody seems to be home.
00:39:31I'm going to check out the neighborhood.
00:39:33No helpers!
00:39:39Shot fired! Shot fired!
00:39:41I need backup now.
00:39:51No, Dodge.
00:39:52I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:40:00Is everybody okay in there?
00:40:02Ow!
00:40:05I said, is everybody okay in there?
00:40:09Well, don't worry. Back up. It's all the way.
00:40:15We're never going to make it out of here alive.
00:40:17Shot you in the best!
00:40:19Never, never, never, never, never.
00:40:40I said, is everybody okay in there.
00:40:41I'm sorry.
00:40:43I'm sorry, but you're only going to make it out of here.
00:40:44I don't know.
00:40:44I'm sorry.
00:40:44I have to ask you.
00:40:44I have to stay and be okay in here.
00:40:47I'm sorry.
00:40:49I have to stay and be okay.
00:40:50Lord, forgive me for what I'm about to do.
00:41:17What, fuck?
00:41:23I'm sorry, sir.
00:41:24Oh, I'm so sorry, sir.
00:41:26Please, I'm sorry.
00:41:28No touch of vodka.
00:41:36Never.
00:41:37Let's do it.
00:41:38Oh.
00:41:44Oh.
00:41:46Oh.
00:41:50Oh.
00:41:58Oh.
00:42:01Oh.
00:42:05Oh.
00:42:06Oh.
00:42:08Oh.
00:42:09Oh.
00:42:18Oh.
00:42:20Oh.
00:42:22Oh.
00:42:25Oh.
00:42:31Oh.
00:42:32Oh.
00:42:33Oh.
00:42:34Come on.
00:42:34We got it.
00:42:35Get up.
00:42:38Here we go.
00:42:39Come on.
00:42:40Here we go.
00:42:44Come on.
00:42:47Here we go.
00:42:49Okay.
00:42:50Okay.
00:42:51Okay.
00:42:52Here we go.
00:42:54I want you to start tying sheets together, okay?
00:43:02Oh.
00:43:03Oh.
00:43:04Oh.
00:43:05Oh.
00:43:06Oh.
00:43:26Gosh darn, that's a splinter.
00:43:27I think you've had enough pills for that.
00:43:32Dad, is this normal?
00:43:34I don't know, sweetheart.
00:43:36Can you ask Mom?
00:43:37Mom's not here, Dad.
00:43:39She's never here.
00:43:41And if I ask you, you just quote that stupid book.
00:43:43You guys are useless.
00:43:45I don't know what's going on here.
00:43:49You know, you don't even care how I feel.
00:43:51You talk more to Jesus than your own son.
00:43:56Sweetheart, can you help me?
00:43:58No.
00:43:58God damn it.
00:43:59Who takes care of all of us?
00:44:02Oh, well.
00:44:03I think we both have our roles.
00:44:06I'm gonna see if Dimitri's okay.
00:44:07No.
00:44:08Sarah, please.
00:44:11You guys gone crazy?
00:44:17Hey.
00:44:25here.
00:44:27I'll.
00:44:27give me the pill spirit.
00:44:29Ahhh.
00:44:33Y'all going crazy?
00:44:36Aargh.에.
00:44:38Ah ah
00:44:39ah ah ah aargh.
00:44:42Argh. Oh.
00:44:50Aarrgh.
00:44:55Is it not how you were a race, Bernie Christian?
00:44:58Kill them all.
00:44:59Let all bitterness and wrath and anger be set aside.
00:45:03Kill them all.
00:45:04Be kind to one another.
00:45:05Kill them all.
00:45:06Tender hearted.
00:45:07Kill them all.
00:45:09Forgive me.
00:45:09Kill them all.
00:45:11God in Christ forgave you.
00:45:32Piotr, I forgive you.
00:45:52God in Christ forgave you.
00:46:22God in Christ forgave you.
00:46:30Kill them all.
00:46:35Tender hearted.
00:46:42Kill them all.
00:46:49Rise
00:46:54Side by side
00:46:57Into the light
00:47:31Side by side
00:47:33Your mind
00:47:36Feels
00:47:38For you
00:47:39And I am
00:47:46We slay
00:47:49It's all
00:47:51We slay
00:47:51We slay
00:47:58It's all
00:47:58Igor, I wasn't
00:48:00You must give, son
00:48:07Not fuck, son
00:48:15You better
00:48:16It's all
00:48:22You're a boy
00:48:25You're a boy
00:48:33You're a boy
00:48:53This is a good girl.
00:48:55This is a good girl.
00:49:00Just a rat.
00:49:03It's a bad boy.
00:49:37This is a good girl.
00:49:38FBI!
00:49:39Open up, asshole!
00:49:43Fuck, FBI!
00:49:45Go!
00:49:46Or I shoot at least a mother bitch if he is.
00:49:49Suck, dick!
00:49:50Fucking son of fuck!
00:49:53Take cover!
00:49:55Take cover!
00:49:55My father not go back to jail!
00:49:58Let go, guys!
00:50:00We're just here to help.
00:50:02Is anyone hurt?
00:50:03I'll let hostage go.
00:50:05You give airplane, Russia.
00:50:07Stay calm.
00:50:08If no, I shoot hostage dead.
00:50:11I'll start with this horse.
00:50:13Go, guys!
00:50:14Take cover!
00:50:15Hold your fire!
00:50:18Stay calm in there, guys!
00:50:20You have one hour, asshole guy!
00:50:23No!
00:50:24You're leaving?
00:50:28You're leaving!
00:50:29You're leaving!
00:50:29I shot a fish!
00:50:30You have this rat!
00:50:31We go back to the master land.
00:50:34With the whole family.
00:50:50Your child was in the house.
00:50:58Come on!
00:50:59I'm sorry!
00:51:00Come on!
00:51:01I'm not going to pass!
00:51:02I want the incentive!
00:51:03I want to come for me!
00:51:08No!
00:51:12Adam?
00:51:38Adam?
00:51:43Iger!
00:51:44What are you doing?
00:51:45What are you doing?
00:51:46What do you want to say?
00:51:51Fuck!
00:51:58Fuck!
00:52:00Come on.
00:52:02Leave.
00:52:03Leave.
00:52:04Come on.
00:52:05Fuck.
00:52:07Fuck.
00:52:08Fuck!
00:52:09Come on!
00:52:10Hey.
00:52:18Why do you listen to your dad?
00:52:21He hates you, man.
00:52:27Sorry, I kiss you.
00:52:29I think we have something special after we smoked ice together.
00:52:34Oh, fuck.
00:52:42That's okay.
00:52:44I was...
00:52:45I was just looking for something else, you know.
00:52:54When's the alien coming back?
00:52:58Mm.
00:53:00Mm.
00:53:05He never come back.
00:53:08I only saw you one time.
00:53:11First time I got high.
00:53:15He never come back.
00:53:17I...
00:53:18Sorry.
00:53:18No.
00:53:24No.
00:53:28No.
00:53:31No.
00:53:43No.
00:53:44I just want to make Baba proud.
00:53:52Hey, King.
00:53:55No.
00:54:06No.
00:54:06No.
00:54:09No.
00:54:10No.
00:54:11No.
00:54:14No.
00:54:14No.
00:54:14No.
00:54:17No.
00:54:22No.
00:54:26No.
00:54:38No.
00:54:42No.
00:54:44It's as if it was yesterday.
00:54:46I don't know.
00:55:06I don't know.
00:55:28Olga!
00:55:40I'm going to get you!
00:55:43I'm going to get you!
00:55:58Baby!
00:56:00Hurry up!
00:56:02I'll wait for the jeans.
00:56:25We're ready.
00:56:26We're going.
00:56:29Maleshka Olga.
00:56:31Olya.
00:56:37No.
00:56:43Olya, Oly, she's in black.
00:56:47In black.
00:56:50I love her.
00:56:53I love her.
00:56:59Olya.
00:57:04Olya.
00:57:06Olya.
00:57:07Olya.
00:57:08Olya.
00:57:10Olya.
00:57:30Olya.
00:57:44Olya.
00:57:56Olya.
00:58:00Olya.
00:58:02Olya.
00:58:03Olya.
00:58:08Olya.
00:58:09Olya.
00:58:11Olya.
00:58:16Olya.
00:58:17Olya.
00:58:18Olya.
00:58:19Olya.
00:58:20Olya.
00:58:21Olya.
00:58:26Olya.
00:58:29Olya.
00:58:29Olya.
00:58:29Olya.
00:58:33Olya.
00:58:33Olya.
00:58:36Olya.
00:58:37Olya.
00:58:41Olya.
00:58:42Olya.
00:58:46Olya.
00:58:51Olya.
00:58:53Olya.
00:59:05Olya.
00:59:09Olya.
00:59:14Olya.
00:59:19Olya.
00:59:32Olya.
00:59:34Olya.
00:59:34Olya.
00:59:34Olya.
00:59:44Olya.
00:59:48Olya.
00:59:52It hurt you, huh?
00:59:58It hurt you.
00:59:59It hurt you.
01:00:06Ah!
01:00:12Ah!
01:00:16I'm so close.
01:00:20Thank God.
01:00:24Just...
01:00:56Eve, darling.
01:01:03Eve.
01:01:10Mom?
01:01:11Shut that button!
01:01:22Eve, no!
01:01:24No!
01:01:25Stop!
01:01:27No!
01:01:28Eve!
01:01:29No!
01:01:30Eve!
01:01:31Eve, no!
01:01:33No!
01:01:34Eve, just stop!
01:01:36Eve!
01:01:39Eve!
01:01:43Eve!
01:01:51It's all right.
01:01:56I get it.
01:01:58You know what he does so much, right?
01:02:02Right?
01:02:04Uh, yes.
01:02:11I devoted my whole life to you.
01:02:14I know.
01:02:16Sure, uh, maybe I took it a little bit too far once or twice.
01:02:22I needed you to stay sane.
01:02:25You get that, right?
01:02:28There's so many of you.
01:02:31And don't get me wrong, I appreciate each and every single one of you.
01:02:34But I can't...
01:02:35You can't do everything for everyone.
01:02:36Yeah, I mean, I get it, I get that.
01:02:40That'd be crazy.
01:02:42You're not Santa Claus.
01:02:46You guys got a lot on your plate with first control and...
01:02:54Homosexuals, pedophiles.
01:02:56Yes, absolutely.
01:02:58There is a lot to unpack there.
01:03:00There is a lot to unpack.
01:03:02Yes.
01:03:03There's a lot to unpack.
01:03:05I'm working it.
01:03:06I'm doing my best, though.
01:03:08That's all a man can do.
01:03:10That's all a man can do.
01:03:13Amen, right?
01:03:18Amen.
01:03:22I want to thank you for...
01:03:25giving me a little bit of time on my own.
01:03:28I needed some time to think.
01:03:30Just to work a few things out.
01:03:32So, thank you, Jesus.
01:03:37No, no.
01:03:39Thank me.
01:03:40Bernie, I'm...
01:03:42I'm sorry.
01:03:44I should have been there for you.
01:03:46And I hope you can forgive me for that.
01:03:53Hey.
01:03:55I forgive you.
01:03:59Thank you, Bernie.
01:04:01You're welcome.
01:04:06You're going to use your magic.
01:04:10You want me off of this thing?
01:04:12Yeah.
01:04:13That's right.
01:04:13You know, trust me.
01:04:14It's bad for your lower back.
01:04:15After a little while, you're going to be...
01:04:29Fuck you, Jesus Christ.
01:04:36Kill them all.
01:04:40Kill them all.
01:04:43Kill them all.
01:04:52No!
01:04:53No!
01:04:55Oh!
01:04:57Oh!
01:05:14I don't know.
01:05:17I don't know.
01:05:19I don't know.
01:05:25Shit!
01:05:28You hell-prick.
01:05:46No!
01:06:08You're the one who's dead.
01:06:11You're the one who's dead.
01:06:16I'm not dead.
01:06:19I'm dead.
01:06:22I'm dead.
01:06:24I'm dead.
01:06:26Anyway, the tank is full and we're ready to notify the airport.
01:06:30Airplane?
01:06:31Asshole guy?
01:06:33Working on it, as we speak.
01:06:37Alright guys, what do you think?
01:06:39What do you think?
01:06:40We're here, you fuckos.
01:06:42We go outside, you go back.
01:06:45Hey, you!
01:06:47Come with us!
01:06:49Go!
01:06:50Go!
01:06:51Go!
01:06:52Why do you need us to come?
01:06:54You already have what you want.
01:06:56You think we trust the asshole FBI?
01:06:58Of course that's stupid!
01:07:00You are in insurance.
01:07:01Go, Mama.
01:07:05Go!
01:07:06I'm not in a guild.
01:07:06Hey let's go!
01:07:07Let's go!
01:07:11I'm not in work!
01:07:15Go!
01:07:16No!
01:07:18No!
01:07:18What the fuck is this?
01:07:19We go, we go!
01:07:21You go!
01:07:21Please!
01:07:21No!
01:07:26No, Mama.
01:07:27Papa, I don't want to go to the United States.
01:07:31What?
01:07:31I don't want to go to the United States.
01:07:34How is that possible?
01:07:36I don't want to go to the United States.
01:07:38Fuck!
01:07:41You won't stay.
01:07:43You can stay.
01:07:44No problem.
01:07:45Forever.
01:07:47Papa, no!
01:07:51He's right.
01:07:56My family is staying right the fuck where they are.
01:08:00Wow.
01:08:02Go to the United States.
01:08:08What you think?
01:08:21Have you continued.
01:10:30Mom.
01:10:45Baby.
01:10:47Baby.
01:10:50Baby.
01:10:51He's dead. He's dead.
01:10:54He's dead.
01:10:55He's dead.
01:11:01He died for our sins.
01:11:06We gotta go.
01:11:09Come on, sleep.
01:11:11What do you really want? Come on.
01:11:18Christians!
01:11:18We're here to get you out.
01:11:22Come over here, please.
01:11:24Look. Mom.
01:11:28It's over.
01:11:29It's all over.
01:11:39Calm down, sir.
01:11:41Let the hostages go.
01:11:42Fuck you.
01:11:44Fuck!
01:11:44Fuck!
01:11:45Papa.
01:11:48What's the plan?
01:11:50When I think I'm up to three,
01:11:53we don't have to do this.
01:12:02I'm not.
01:12:04There are too many.
01:12:07It's a knife that tells you.
01:12:09Bad.
01:12:10Oh, Papa.
01:12:14Relax.
01:12:16I...
01:12:18Don't do it, sir.
01:12:20I am.
01:12:21I am.
01:12:30Bernard!
01:12:31Let it be known on this day,
01:12:33Bernie Christian rose from the fucking dead.
01:12:36My friend.
01:12:38It's Easter motherfuckers.
01:12:40And I'm the motherfucking Easter Bunny.
01:12:44Now get the fuck
01:12:46out of my house!
01:12:49You destroy the family!
01:12:51You destroy the family!
01:12:53Shots fired! Shots fired!
01:12:55Take cover!
01:12:56Man down!
01:13:13Papa!
01:13:38Help!
01:13:39Help!
01:13:39Help!
01:13:48Ah!
01:13:51Help!
01:13:55Ah!
01:13:55Yeah!
01:13:57Oh.
01:13:59Ah!
01:14:01Ah!
01:14:03Ah!
01:14:09Oh, my God.
01:14:34Oh, my God.
01:15:19Oh, my God.
01:15:24Oh, my God.
01:15:58Oh, my God.
01:16:06Oh, my God.
01:16:07Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:16:08I've killed your wife.
01:16:10Comes with the territory, right?
01:16:13But Officer Winslow was a good man.
01:16:17True American.
01:16:19Real family man, you know.
01:16:21With such a cheerful wife.
01:16:26She blamed me for his death.
01:16:30And she was right.
01:16:33I should have protected him.
01:16:36He was my partner.
01:16:38My best friend.
01:16:41My family.
01:16:42He's not my problem.
01:16:45No, you're right, it's not.
01:16:49I'm just here to keep my promise.
01:16:52And what do you know?
01:16:54No more colleagues left to stop me.
01:17:00I don't think the police can help.
01:17:04This is a family matter.
01:17:07Down.
01:17:10Fuck you.
01:17:27Oh, wait, wait, please, wait.
01:17:30Only a couple weeks left.
01:17:32No, doctor, no care help.
01:17:36Only wanted to die in motherland.
01:17:40The rest of family grave.
01:17:43It's all family together.
01:17:46Yes, sir.
01:17:57Oh, господи.
01:17:59Прежде всего, моя князь.
01:18:02Господи.
01:18:04Не делайся мастерочка.
01:18:05Врают для меня.
01:18:07И моя семья.
01:18:08Не делайся мастерочка.
01:18:10Врают для меня.
01:18:15Алло.
01:18:20I'll see you around, buddy.
01:18:23What's that you say?
01:18:25You want me to stick in?
01:18:28No.
01:18:29No.
01:18:30Берна, no.
01:18:32No.
01:18:32Берна.
01:18:33Here we go.
01:18:34No.
01:18:35Ah.
01:18:36Ah.
01:18:38Ah.
01:18:39Ah.
01:18:41Ah.
01:18:42Ah.
01:18:43Ah.
01:18:44Ah.
01:18:44Ah.
01:18:45Ah.
01:18:45Ah.
01:18:50So sorry for everything, honey.
01:18:54Ah.
01:18:55I'm sorry too, darling.
01:18:57I love you.
01:19:00Ah.
01:19:02Ah.
01:19:09Hey.
01:19:10They go.
01:19:11Hey.
01:19:13Hey.
01:19:13Ah.
01:19:15Hello?
01:19:17Ah.
01:19:19Help.
01:19:23Ah.
01:19:48Jesus is inside you now.
01:20:02What's with the accent?
01:20:04I have absolutely no idea.
01:20:06It's hard.
01:20:09Oh, la la.
01:20:14Adam, no!
01:20:17Oh, God!
01:20:22Oh, fuck!
01:20:24Oh, motherfucker!
01:20:27Fucking hell.
01:20:29Oh, fuck.
01:20:33Your legs, freeze.
01:20:35No!
01:20:35Fuck off, asshole!
01:20:43I'm so sorry, Sara.
01:20:46So sorry I hid you.
01:20:48I...
01:20:49See, I not know better.
01:20:53Because I was raised Russian way.
01:20:58I will change.
01:21:00I'll change for you.
01:21:03Yes?
01:21:04I'm not like Papa.
01:21:12Whoa, whoa, whoa!
01:21:16Hey, hey, hey, hey!
01:21:18There we are, there we are!
01:21:22Feel better?
01:21:24Feel better?
01:21:40Yes, it's good. Let it out. Yes, Zara. You're so purity. Please. You can do so. Come on, yes.
01:21:55Yes, Zara.
01:22:01Monsieur.
01:22:04I miss you, too, brother. I miss you, too.
01:22:10Hey.
01:22:19Oh, fuck.
01:22:22You can do, Zara. You can do, Zara.
01:22:27Come on, yes.
01:22:30Breeze.
01:22:41Beautiful. Just like her mother.
01:22:56Congratulations. I'm so proud of you. And you, you better take good care of them both.
01:23:06I promise. But seriously, because if you fuck this up, I'm going to kill you.
01:23:19It's just like my ego being.
01:23:21Oh, I love you, Dad.
01:23:23I love you, Dad.
01:23:26You're my grand-daughter.
01:23:30Don't, don't.
01:23:35Excuse me for a second.
01:23:38A family is the most important.
01:23:47Christians!
01:24:05Oh, gosh.
01:24:08What a mess!
01:24:18You guys...
01:24:20You are the most important thing in my life.
01:24:25Nothing should be more important.
01:24:27Not...
01:24:28experimenting with science?
01:24:31Or boys?
01:24:34Or work?
01:24:41Well, this fucking guy...
01:24:45Look...
01:24:46I'm never gonna give you up.
01:24:49I'm never gonna let you down.
01:24:54Are...
01:24:55Are you quoting Rick Astley?
01:25:00No.
01:25:08Mom, are you okay?
01:25:13Mom?
01:25:16Just watch.
01:25:34Mom...
01:25:35Mom...
01:25:47Mom...
01:25:49Nature sure is a beautiful thing.
01:25:54Excuse me.
01:26:09Hey.
01:26:14Lovely job, darling.
01:26:33Oh, my God.
01:26:38Oh, my God.
01:26:40Oh, my God.
01:26:42Oh, my God.
01:26:44Oh.
01:26:44Hello, darling.
01:26:46Life is full of surprises.
01:26:49Each day...
01:26:50Hello.
01:26:52How are you?
01:26:55How are you?
01:26:57Hey.
01:26:58Come on, dude.
01:26:59You and me.
01:27:00Come on.
01:27:00In the family.
01:27:02I'm gonna see a part of this crazy house now.
01:27:05Oh, my God.
01:27:07Oh, my God.
01:27:10Oh, my God.
01:27:12Oh, my God.
01:27:14Oh, my God.
01:27:15Oh, my God.
01:27:25Oh, my God.
01:27:30Oh.
01:27:30Oh, my God.
01:27:44Yes.
01:27:44Wow, my God.
01:27:48We're living the life. It's a crazy house. Crazy house. It's a crazy house. A home to you.
01:28:29All our dreams intertwining under one roof. Anything's possible. I guess we're living proof.
01:28:41We're living proof. Sorry.
01:29:11Right down the line
01:29:12Shaking it up
01:29:14Everything in the light
01:29:15It's a crazy house
01:29:17Crazy house
01:29:20It's a crazy house
01:29:23A crazy house
01:29:41Jesus
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