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00:00:28You
00:00:30We are...
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00:01:36Crazy House is taped in front of a live studio audience.
00:01:50Group hug, guys. Come on. Come on, guys.
00:01:56Anyone? Oh, I need you. Come on.
00:02:00Come on. Oh, who's that good girl?
00:02:03Hey, you, you, you, you.
00:02:04Oh, you want to pray to Jesus?
00:02:07Oh, come on. Get in your bed, young lady.
00:02:11Here we go.
00:02:12A one, a two, a human walk to do.
00:02:17I'm the wrong-expected Jesus.
00:02:21Bernie?
00:02:24We've got to get this fixed.
00:02:26We've got to get this fixed.
00:02:28Bernie?
00:02:30Yeah?
00:02:31Bernie, please.
00:02:32The game starts in 20 minutes, and I've still got a lot of work to do.
00:02:37Oh, Sunday?
00:02:38That's the day we celebrate the Lord.
00:02:41Ooh.
00:02:42Just one song.
00:02:44Honey, you know I've got to close that big business deal tomorrow,
00:02:47and the Dutch are eight hours ahead.
00:02:54Sorry.
00:02:56Sarah, how about you?
00:02:59Yeah.
00:03:01I'm not doing it if Mom isn't.
00:03:06Adam, you look to sing with your dad, right?
00:03:09I hate the damn church.
00:03:12What's your potty mouth, young man?
00:03:14What's your potty mouth, young man?
00:03:17And I hate the sweater.
00:03:20Oh, Adam, it took me six months to make that.
00:03:29Oh, gosh.
00:03:31What a mess.
00:03:33Oh, gosh, what a mess.
00:03:37Adam?
00:03:38You know your father is afraid of everything that you throw at him, right?
00:03:43So?
00:03:44So, you're grounded, young man.
00:03:48Go to your room.
00:03:50Yes, Nintendo!
00:03:51And no video games!
00:03:55Aw.
00:03:57Look out.
00:03:59Yep.
00:04:00Whoa.
00:04:03All right.
00:04:04Oh!
00:04:05Long, thou long-expected Jesus.
00:04:09Bernie, what have I told you about those things?
00:04:12It's okay, darling.
00:04:14Safety first.
00:04:16Yuck!
00:04:20Ah!
00:04:22Ah!
00:04:26Ah!
00:04:29Ah!
00:04:29Ah!
00:04:31Ah!
00:04:33Ah!
00:04:34Ah!
00:04:34You know, I made this sweater especially for you, right?
00:04:39Ahem!
00:04:45You know, the kids at school, they call me Baby Jesus, Dad.
00:04:49Oh!
00:04:50Is that why you don't want to sing?
00:04:51It's 1990.
00:04:52Nobody goes to church anymore, Dad.
00:04:55Well, that's because you guys forgot being a Christian can be kind of c-c-c-c-c-c-c
00:05:01-cool.
00:05:02Give me five, Tutorino.
00:05:05You seem like a girl.
00:05:07Ooh!
00:05:08Ooh!
00:05:11What you working on?
00:05:13Nothing.
00:05:13Nothing just science stuff.
00:05:17Hey.
00:05:19Yeah?
00:05:21Come here.
00:05:23Come here.
00:05:25Come on.
00:05:29Hey.
00:05:31You know who wants a great scientist?
00:05:35God!
00:05:36He created the Earth in just six days.
00:05:39And then he took Sunday off.
00:05:41It's kind of neat, right?
00:05:44What about the theory of evolution?
00:05:47Just get out of here.
00:05:49What?
00:05:51Why don't you put your science away and go outside and play with your friends?
00:05:56What friends, Dad?
00:05:58Oh!
00:06:03Put this away.
00:06:05This stuff can be really dangerous.
00:06:07I just read the church newsletter about it, guys.
00:06:10What?
00:06:11Cheese and rice.
00:06:13Cheese and rice.
00:06:14That's a hot one.
00:06:16Oh, cats and dogs.
00:06:19Honey, get half the way out on fire.
00:06:21One minute.
00:06:22I'm working over here.
00:06:23What?
00:06:26Bernie, what's up?
00:06:47What do you think?
00:06:49Yeah.
00:06:50You're right.
00:06:51It needs a little bit longer.
00:07:00I'll clean all this up once they can go home.
00:07:03Bernie.
00:07:07I wanted to talk to you about something serious.
00:07:10Oh, sure.
00:07:11Darn it.
00:07:13Oh, you...
00:07:13Oh, it's hot!
00:07:14Huh?
00:07:16Huh?
00:07:17Oh, God!
00:07:19Oh!
00:07:19Oh, God!
00:07:20Oh, God!
00:07:20Oh, God!
00:07:21Oh, God!
00:07:21I can't do it!
00:07:23Oh, God!
00:07:24I can't do it!
00:07:31Okay, get my tool box and turn the water off quickly.
00:07:36I don't know whether...
00:07:37In the tool box!
00:07:39Go!
00:07:42Here we go.
00:07:44Tool box.
00:08:01Can you find the lever?
00:08:03Uh, uh, yeah, I got it!
00:08:05And pull it!
00:08:09I did!
00:08:21What is going on here, young lady?
00:08:24What?
00:08:25I thought you and your mom talked about this.
00:08:30Mom?
00:08:31You mean the woman we see once in a while?
00:08:34Ooh!
00:08:35That's not nice.
00:08:36Your mom works hard so we can live in this beautiful house.
00:08:41Dad, all the other girls in my school already have boyfriends.
00:08:45I need this.
00:08:47Watch out, Papi.
00:08:48God, don't worry.
00:08:50Ah.
00:08:53Your beauty comes from the inside.
00:08:59Did you find the right one at the right time?
00:09:03God works in mysterious ways.
00:09:12Look at me and your mom.
00:09:16We bumped into each other at the church camp when mom was just 26 years old.
00:09:22I thought heaven was missing an angel.
00:09:25Oh!
00:09:30I mean, we, we literally bumped into each other, by the way.
00:09:34I broke mom's glasses and, uh, I've had to wear these things.
00:09:37They're a shins.
00:09:38Excuse me.
00:09:44I can't even whistle.
00:09:50I can't do it, no matter how hard I'll try.
00:10:03Take your time, eager beaver.
00:10:06God, don't call me that.
00:10:10Oh, I don't think swallowing bubble gum is healthy.
00:10:14Excuse me, fine-handed.
00:10:16What the heck is that?
00:10:18On a Sunday.
00:10:20Bernie?
00:10:21Yeah, I'm coming on it.
00:10:23Oh.
00:10:28What can I do you for?
00:10:30This 24 Lord's Way.
00:10:32Oh, oh, hang on now.
00:10:35Oh, hang on.
00:10:36Ever since she had a pseudo-pregnancy, she's overprotective.
00:10:41Sarah, can you help Daddy, darling?
00:10:44She's had a, she's had a hysterectomy, but there we go.
00:10:49Bonnie still thinks she can get pregnant.
00:10:52He produces milk.
00:10:53It's pretty weird.
00:11:09So, what can I help you guys with?
00:11:13My name Dimitri.
00:11:14He's my brother, Igor.
00:11:16My father, Pyotr.
00:11:17Oh, well, howdy, y'all.
00:11:19Our mom's dead.
00:11:21Oh, sorry.
00:11:23Cancer.
00:11:24In her face.
00:11:26That's not the good kind.
00:11:29We work to pay a big hospital bill.
00:11:32Yeah.
00:11:33We prefer not to work here on the day of rest.
00:11:41Oh, hey.
00:11:44There we go.
00:11:46Oh, sorry.
00:11:49You call us when you have a job, huh?
00:11:51I call.
00:11:52Or when you need advice.
00:11:54No problem.
00:11:55Nope.
00:11:55I will call you if I have a job, or I need advice.
00:12:02Bernie!
00:12:03He's a nurse, honey!
00:12:08Oh, hey!
00:12:10Oh, hey!
00:12:12What was it you wanted to talk to me about, honey?
00:12:18Oh!
00:12:21Oh!
00:12:22Hey, you want a hug?
00:12:29Hey, you want a hug?
00:12:33Hey, dear.
00:12:35That's a little flat.
00:12:39That's your favorite whistle.
00:12:45Doucher White's on the way.
00:12:49Hey, hey, I might just go and check the water situation.
00:12:52I'll do it.
00:12:54It's fine.
00:12:56Relax.
00:12:59Hey, trust me, everything's going to be just fine.
00:13:05I got your glasses.
00:13:08Here we go.
00:13:08Put them on your little, on your head.
00:13:13Here we go.
00:13:15Oh, first down in front.
00:13:33Silly girl, that won't work.
00:13:43You're right.
00:13:46Maybe I should.
00:14:00Hey, Dimitri.
00:14:02Hi, it's Bernie.
00:14:03I wanted to ask your advice, son.
00:14:06Hang on, Dimitri.
00:14:11Hey, Dr. White, to the rescue.
00:14:14How you doing?
00:14:15Whoa, gold team.
00:14:18So, how's my favorite patient doing today?
00:14:21No, no.
00:14:23That's sweet of you, but please, no, don't come over.
00:14:25I don't...
00:14:29I must got into you, girl.
00:14:32People are here to get.
00:14:36Got no working on Sunday?
00:14:39No problem.
00:14:40Let's get split.
00:14:41She's a rash.
00:14:42You must at least take your shoes off.
00:14:46Bernie?
00:14:47Who are...
00:14:48I'm going to get my tool.
00:14:53Fucking Christ!
00:14:54You can't do that shit!
00:14:58Goddammit, Tom!
00:15:02Sorry to tell you this, Bernie.
00:15:03Eva's got a serious case of burnout.
00:15:07What attack cleat does that mean?
00:15:09Well, for the time being, 100% rest.
00:15:12No more work.
00:15:13No more stimulus.
00:15:15No!
00:15:16No!
00:15:16And most definitely, no excessive noises.
00:15:20I got it.
00:15:21This can't be happening.
00:15:22My boss is already on my ass, and we have that deal we're going to close with Holland tomorrow,
00:15:29and I've got to watch my game, and the damn boss is...
00:15:34Settle down, settle down, it's okay.
00:15:39This is why women should stay in the kitchen.
00:15:44Right, well, good luck, and remember what I said, 100% rest.
00:15:52Okay?
00:15:52I got it, Doc.
00:15:53You got that?
00:15:53All under control.
00:15:55Oh-hoo-hoo!
00:15:59Rest up, honey, and all work.
00:16:02I take care of everything.
00:16:04Oh!
00:16:04No!
00:16:16I'm going to go see if I can save them out.
00:16:18Oh, my gosh, what a mess.
00:16:34Oh, my gosh, what a mess!
00:16:38You stopped water.
00:16:40That's great, but this is not what I wanted.
00:16:43Stop, you're a burdock!
00:16:48Violence is never the answer, sir.
00:16:50Excuse me.
00:16:53Sorry.
00:16:55Fine.
00:16:58What's this?
00:16:59I'm sorry, mister.
00:17:12Where'd it twinkle?
00:17:14Young man, why didn't your mom tell you about snacks before dinner?
00:17:35You want?
00:17:37How we can resolve our bills?
00:17:40We fix.
00:17:40No problem.
00:17:42Igor, get your camera.
00:17:44No, no, Igor.
00:17:46Don't get the camera.
00:17:48Okay.
00:17:50Fine, you can fix it.
00:17:53Can I ask, can we start tomorrow?
00:17:56How about we just let it rest for today?
00:18:10Kill them all.
00:18:12Kill them all.
00:18:14Kill them all.
00:18:21Did you know?
00:18:22You guys ever heard the story of the Good Samaritan?
00:18:27Tonight, guys, you are my guests.
00:18:30Put your sleeping bags anywhere in the kitchen, but please just keep the noise down.
00:18:34My wife, she really, really needs her rest.
00:18:50It's gonna be fine.
00:18:53I just don't want those communists near my babies.
00:18:57Come on, it's fine.
00:18:59Listen, they're not bad people.
00:19:05They mean well.
00:19:08It's gonna be fine.
00:19:10I just don't see you handling everything.
00:19:14I don't know.
00:19:26I don't want to watch any of them.
00:19:32Don't be any distractions.
00:19:35You know what?
00:19:37You like?
00:19:54I'm so sorry.
00:20:10Make it stop.
00:20:14Oh.
00:20:16Hey.
00:20:17I get it stopped.
00:20:22Fix it, goddammit!
00:20:28Come on, Bernie, Christian.
00:20:29You can do this.
00:20:32You can do this.
00:20:34Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:20:37God!
00:20:37I don't know!
00:20:49Kyle!
00:20:53Kyle!
00:20:57Blue Duck!
00:21:01It's 2 o'clock in the morning.
00:21:04Now it's not day of rest anymore.
00:21:07So you say we start early and then also finish early, yeah?
00:21:12Good for wife.
00:21:23Your vote is 3 o'clock!
00:21:27Thanks.
00:21:34Doing the best we can is all we know how to do.
00:21:40You and me in the family.
00:21:44Hey!
00:21:45No. Go.
00:21:47Next time.
00:21:59She is very, very sick, sir.
00:22:02But you can't just fire her for not coming in.
00:22:06Oh, you can.
00:22:07Yeah!
00:22:11Did you try to my boss?
00:22:13Not yet.
00:22:14He's been kinda busy.
00:22:18You won't.
00:22:23Waking up at one step at a time
00:22:26Sneaking together right down the line
00:22:29Shaking it up we're living the lives
00:22:32It's a crazy house
00:22:35Crazy house
00:22:38It's a crazy house
00:22:52What's going on here?
00:22:53No, I said no more fooling around with his science stuff.
00:23:33I said no more fooling around with his science.
00:23:39Cause I know you are lost
00:23:51You look more pretty than my niece
00:24:01Watch out, it's hot
00:24:06Take those fucking things off
00:24:16There's probably still tearing our house apart, Bertie
00:24:21They follow a water pipe
00:24:22Oh, they're following the water pipe
00:24:25Almost done
00:24:28And they're almost done
00:24:37It's Easter
00:24:40I ain't even peaceful
00:24:44What's that you say?
00:24:45You want a bit of a bit?
00:24:46Don't
00:24:51Where is everybody?
00:24:53Adam, Sarah, breakfast
00:24:57Guys
00:24:59Jesus, right
00:25:01I'm not realizing we're making a poopy
00:25:03I'll give you a little more prophecy
00:25:07Ah
00:25:12Adam, Sarah
00:25:13Go on, wait to church
00:25:15And remember to put on your special sweaters
00:25:24Hey
00:25:26Are you
00:25:32Is that reefer?
00:25:41I got this letter in the mail
00:25:44It says here that I'm fired
00:25:48I just
00:25:49I couldn't find the right time to tell you
00:25:56I'm so sorry
00:26:05What the fuck
00:26:13Open up
00:26:15There you go, good girl
00:26:21Let me put some wrists
00:26:24Come on, lie down
00:26:28There you go
00:26:30I'll just eat this
00:26:32Before any more accidents happen
00:26:40Half a pill
00:26:41Once a day
00:26:42No more
00:26:43This is strong stuff
00:26:45And whatever you do
00:26:46Do not mix this with alcohol
00:26:48Oh, right
00:26:49Well, Eve doesn't drink
00:26:50So that's not a problem
00:26:52I've actually done it a couple of times myself
00:26:54Oh
00:26:55It just knocks you out cold
00:27:00So, remember what I said about the alcohol?
00:27:03Make sure she gets her rest, okay?
00:27:05Whatever it takes
00:27:07Okay, well
00:27:08Thank you, Doc
00:27:09Goodbye
00:27:10And God bless
00:27:11You want a hug?
00:27:12You're getting a hug?
00:27:14There it is
00:27:15There it is
00:27:17Go, Mickey
00:27:20Oh
00:27:21Robote
00:27:23Hey, hey
00:27:33Guys
00:27:34Bernie Christian here
00:27:38I think it's best
00:27:40If we postpone the whole operation
00:27:43It's not you guys
00:27:46My wife
00:27:47Just with the noise
00:27:49And the
00:27:50The dust
00:27:51And the
00:27:54Oh, are you all right?
00:27:57Oh
00:28:00Oh
00:28:01Oh
00:28:02Oh
00:28:02Oh
00:28:02Oh
00:28:02Oh
00:28:03Oh
00:28:04Oh
00:28:05Oh
00:28:07To the very heavy heart guys
00:28:09That
00:28:09I'm gonna have
00:28:10To ask y'all to leave
00:28:24Kill them all
00:28:27Kill them all
00:28:30Kill them all
00:28:38Do you guys just hear that?
00:28:44One second
00:29:06Kill them all
00:29:13I'm gonna have
00:29:13Kill them all
00:29:14Kill them all
00:29:14Kill them all
00:29:14Kill them all
00:29:14Kill them all
00:29:14Kill them all
00:29:17Heavenly Father, thank you for your guidance.
00:29:21Forgive me for getting ahead of your plans.
00:29:24Tell me no way to stop and listen for your direction.
00:29:39Bernie Christian.
00:29:42Jesus Christ.
00:29:47How is this even funny?
00:29:48Speak, my son.
00:29:53Speak.
00:29:56Yes, sir, I'm sorry to ask, but...
00:30:01I don't know what to do.
00:30:02I'm starting to hear all these strange voices inside my head.
00:30:05Say no more, Bernie Christian.
00:30:10Blessed are the merciful.
00:30:14For they shall receive mercy.
00:30:22Thank you, Jesus.
00:30:24Thank you, Jesus.
00:30:25Thank you, Jesus.
00:30:25What I don't understand, though...
00:30:28Jesus.
00:30:30Jesus.
00:30:33Jesus.
00:30:34Jesus.
00:30:39God.
00:30:42Here we go.
00:30:43Where are you going?
00:30:44Where are you going?
00:30:45Where are you taking me?
00:30:46Peace and quiet's on the way.
00:30:49What?
00:30:51No, I don't want to go!
00:30:54Stay calm.
00:30:55Dad?
00:30:57Dad?
00:30:59I don't feel so good.
00:31:01Yeah, I think I'm just going to stay here and hang out with Igor a little bit.
00:31:04No!
00:31:05Well, that's out of the way.
00:31:07Piotr and his sons can fix everything that much faster.
00:31:10The sooner we get back to normal, the better.
00:31:13So, we're going to go visit Aunt Mary.
00:31:16Isn't that great?
00:31:18That's a 14-hour drive, Dad.
00:31:21Well, I think...
00:31:24Goddamn fucking Christ!
00:31:26God fucking Christ!
00:31:28Mom, stop it!
00:31:30Mom!
00:31:30Hey!
00:31:31Look what you're doing, Dad!
00:31:33Fuck.
00:31:35I'm scared.
00:31:37Dad, what's wrong with me?
00:31:39I don't know.
00:31:42Guys, us Christians have to stick together.
00:31:45If we do that, everything's going to be just fine.
00:31:48I'm just going to check on the Christian family.
00:31:50That's probably nothing.
00:31:51I promise.
00:31:54Hey there, folks.
00:31:56Lovely weather we're having, don't you think?
00:31:58What?
00:31:59Is everything going okay in here?
00:32:01Thought I heard maybe some...
00:32:03Ow!
00:32:13What?
00:32:13I'm good.
00:32:14Why did she cry?
00:32:17Why did she cry?
00:32:21Why did she cry?
00:32:22He just shot Officer Jack.
00:32:30You were going to move me out of my own house for a couple of workers?
00:32:36Why did she cry?
00:32:37Why did she cry?
00:32:38Why did she cry?
00:32:39Why did she cry?
00:32:39Why did she cry?
00:32:41Why did she cry?
00:32:42Hey!
00:32:44Shut up your face.
00:32:46Take tool to work.
00:32:49Work?
00:32:52We'll leave when we find it.
00:32:54Find what?
00:32:56What?
00:33:26I can't take it anymore.
00:33:28Just put your shoulder into it, honey.
00:33:30I'm sure Fiona will find one of these real soon.
00:33:33No, Bernie.
00:33:35I can't do us anymore.
00:33:40Why?
00:33:41Why?
00:33:43I don't love you anymore, Bernie.
00:33:58I think I'm pregnant.
00:34:09But is it not possible?
00:34:12But I really think so.
00:34:25Hey!
00:34:27Hey!
00:34:28No, no, no, no, no.
00:34:31It's fine, it's fine.
00:34:34Just...
00:34:35Just need one of these.
00:34:39Mark!
00:34:40Sure.
00:34:47Open.
00:35:15It's fine.
00:35:17What did you see?
00:35:20Is he sick?
00:35:24Shit.
00:35:31Angel! Angel, no! Angel!
00:35:34Let him.
00:35:42Smells.
00:35:44Smells what?
00:35:45No. No. Up.
00:35:49Verna, up!
00:35:50Verna!
00:35:52Up!
00:36:03Fester!
00:36:16Oh, Jesus!
00:36:18Oh, Jesus!
00:36:19Thank God!
00:36:20Thank God!
00:36:21Why is all this happening?
00:36:23The Lord works in mysterious ways, my son.
00:36:26He does.
00:36:28He really does.
00:36:32It feels like I failed you.
00:36:35But I thought I did everything right.
00:36:38I tried to be a good Christian.
00:36:40I mean, the best.
00:36:44I put you first, even before my own family, if I'm being honest.
00:36:49So, please tell me, Lord, why did they suffer so now?
00:36:55I died for your sins, Bernie Christian.
00:37:00I am the answer to your problems.
00:37:06Thank you, Jesus.
00:37:11What was the answer?
00:37:13I am.
00:37:15God created me as the answer to all problems.
00:37:21Oh, right.
00:37:33I still don't get it.
00:37:35What do you mean exactly?
00:37:38We need to come to the Sanctuary of God
00:37:41to get all of our answers.
00:37:44The Sanctuary of God is in your spirit
00:37:47and in the church.
00:37:49Right?
00:37:50Yeah, we go there every Sunday.
00:37:53I never missed a service before today.
00:37:57So...
00:37:59Well, you need to turn to your spirit.
00:38:01My wife doesn't love me anymore.
00:38:04My daughter's having premarital sex and my son is a junkie.
00:38:09How do you explain that?
00:38:11You need to turn to your spirit.
00:38:13Bullshit.
00:38:16Bullshit.
00:38:17And experience the division.
00:38:20Why can't you just give me a straight goddamn answer?
00:38:24Hmm?
00:38:26I didn't mean to.
00:38:27Please don't go.
00:38:28Jesus!
00:38:29Jesus!
00:38:30Work!
00:38:30Oh, fuck!
00:38:51Oh, fuck!
00:38:56You're not...
00:38:58Open up!
00:38:59This is the police.
00:39:02Open up!
00:39:05Hey!
00:39:10Open up right now!
00:39:11Hello?
00:39:12Hello?
00:39:17Okay, last chance.
00:39:19Open the door and come out with your hands up.
00:39:22This is Officer Johnson checking in.
00:39:24There's no sign of Officer Jack at the Christian.
00:39:27There's a lot of blood on the front door,
00:39:30but nobody seems to be home.
00:39:31I'm going to check out the neighborhood.
00:39:32No helpers!
00:39:39Shot fired!
00:39:40Shot fired!
00:39:41I need backup now!
00:39:51No dodge.
00:39:52I'm sorry.
00:39:53I'm sorry.
00:39:53Okay.
00:40:00Is everybody okay in there?
00:40:02Ow!
00:40:05I said, is everybody okay in there?
00:40:09Well, don't worry.
00:40:10Backup is all the way.
00:40:11Come here!
00:40:12Fucking dick!
00:40:15We're never gonna make it out of here alive!
00:40:17Shoot you in the grass!
00:40:19Never, never, never, never, never, never.
00:40:34Long way!
00:40:39Well, fuck.
00:40:41Don't go.
00:40:46I gotta go.
00:40:46It'll be too late.
00:40:47You're too late.
00:40:48Money, you're too late.
00:40:49You're too late.
00:40:49Must be?
00:40:50Hold on.
00:40:50What's all this?
00:40:51Oh, what's your name?
00:40:51Forgive me for what I'm about to do.
00:41:17What, fuck?
00:41:23I'm sorry, sir.
00:41:24I'm so sorry, sir. Please, I'm sorry.
00:41:28No touch of vodka.
00:41:36Never.
00:41:51Oh.
00:41:52Oh.
00:42:00Oh.
00:42:05Oh.
00:42:33Come on, come on, get up.
00:42:38Here we go, come on, here we go.
00:42:54I want you to start tying sheets together, okay?
00:43:03Ooh, gosh darn, that's a splinter.
00:43:06Dad, what are you doing?
00:43:13Get us out of here, sweetheart.
00:43:17Ooh, that's still in there.
00:43:20Um, where are my pills?
00:43:26Anybody see my pills?
00:43:27I think you've had enough pills for that.
00:43:32Dad, is this normal?
00:43:34I don't know, sweetheart.
00:43:36Can you ask Mom?
00:43:37Mom's not here, Dad.
00:43:39She's never here.
00:43:41And if I ask you, you just quote that stupid book.
00:43:43You guys are useless.
00:43:45I don't know what's going on here.
00:43:49You know, you don't even care how I feel.
00:43:51You talk more to Jesus than your own son.
00:43:57Sweetheart, can you help me here?
00:43:58No, goddammit.
00:43:59Who takes care of all of us?
00:44:02Oh, well, I think we both have our roles.
00:44:06See if Dimitri is okay.
00:44:07No!
00:44:08Sarah, please.
00:44:10Have you guys gone crazy?
00:44:17Hey.
00:44:26Give me the pills back.
00:44:29Ah!
00:44:33Y'all going crazy?
00:44:36Oh!
00:44:39Oh!
00:44:50Oh!
00:44:51Oh!
00:44:51Ah!
00:44:53Kill them!
00:44:55Is it not how you were raised, Bernie Christian?
00:44:57Kill them all!
00:44:59Will all bitterness and wrath and anger be set aside?
00:45:03Kill them all!
00:45:04Be kind to one another!
00:45:05Kill them all!
00:45:06Tenderhearted!
00:45:07Kill them all!
00:45:09Forgive me!
00:45:09Kill them all!
00:45:11God in Christ forgave you!
00:45:31Fyodor!
00:45:33I forgive you!
00:45:36Tenderhearted!
00:45:40Tenderhearted!
00:45:50Tenderhearted!
00:46:54Side by side into the light.
00:47:57Igor, I...
00:47:59I wasn't...
00:48:03You must give, son.
00:48:07Not fuck, son.
00:48:15You must give, son.
00:48:17You must give, son.
00:48:18You must give, son.
00:48:39You must give, son.
00:48:47You must give, son.
00:48:59You're just rat.
00:49:01It's just a rat.
00:49:03It's just a rat.
00:49:05No!
00:49:06No!
00:49:06No!
00:49:25You must give, son.
00:49:37This is the FBI.
00:49:39Open up, asshole.
00:49:43Fuck, FBI.
00:49:45Go, or I shoot at least a mother bitch if he is.
00:49:49Suck dick.
00:49:50Fucking son of fuck.
00:49:53Take cover.
00:49:55My father not go back to jail.
00:49:57Let's go, guys.
00:50:01We're just here to help.
00:50:02Is anyone hurt?
00:50:03I let hostage go.
00:50:05You give airplane, Russia.
00:50:07Stay calm.
00:50:08If no, I shoot hostage dead.
00:50:11I start with this horse.
00:50:13Go, guys.
00:50:14Take cover.
00:50:16Hold your fire.
00:50:18Stay calm in there, guys.
00:50:20You have one hour, asshole guy.
00:50:23Oh, you're leaving.
00:50:28I shot a fish.
00:50:30You have this rat.
00:50:31We go back to Mazelan with the whole family.
00:51:01I want to use it.
00:51:03I want to come with me.
00:51:08No!
00:51:12No!
00:51:33No!
00:51:41What are you doing?
00:51:43Igor!
00:51:45What are you doing?
00:51:46What do you want to say?
00:51:52Fuck!
00:51:58Fuck!
00:52:00Fuck, come on.
00:52:01Come on, please.
00:52:03Please, come on.
00:52:05Fuck.
00:52:07Fuck.
00:52:08Fuck!
00:52:09Come on!
00:52:10Hey.
00:52:18Boy, listen to your dad.
00:52:21He hates you, man.
00:52:27Sorry, I kiss you.
00:52:29I think we have something special after we smoked ice together.
00:52:34Oh, fuck.
00:52:42That's okay.
00:52:44I was...
00:52:45I was just looking for something else, you know.
00:52:54When's the alien coming back?
00:52:56Hmm.
00:52:58Hmm.
00:53:05He never come back.
00:53:08I only saw you one time.
00:53:11First time I got high.
00:53:15He never come back.
00:53:17I...
00:53:18I...
00:53:18S...
00:53:18S...
00:53:18S...
00:53:18S...
00:53:18S...
00:53:19No.
00:53:25No.
00:53:28No.
00:53:44I just want to make Baba proud.
00:53:49I just want to make Baba proud.
00:53:52Hey, King.
00:54:01Svaterik, Baba.
00:54:03You're the stallion, Bob.
00:54:05Yeah, yeah.
00:54:06You're the stallion, Bob.
00:54:07You're the stallion, Bob.
00:54:08Oh, God, you're so big.
00:54:17Oh, God.
00:54:18You're the stallion.
00:54:38Do you?
00:54:43I don't know.
00:54:44I don't know.
00:54:44I don't know.
00:54:45What is this?
00:54:45It's like it was last time.
00:55:03Oh, my God.
00:55:20She's a beautiful girl.
00:55:24She's a beautiful girl.
00:55:28Oh, yeah
00:55:58Быстро
00:56:00Сбрать деньги
00:56:01Я подожду здесь
00:56:24Готово
00:56:26Едем
00:56:28Маличка Олга
00:56:31Оля
00:56:37Нет
00:56:43Оля
00:56:44Олечка в стене
00:56:45В стене
00:56:50Я спасу ее
00:56:52Я обещаю
00:56:54Очень
00:57:00Олечка
00:57:01Олечка
00:57:04Олечка
00:57:14Олечка
00:57:16Олечка
00:57:17Олечка
00:57:24Олечка
00:57:29Олечка
00:57:35Олечка
00:57:38Олечка
00:57:40Олечка
00:57:44Олечка
00:57:45Олечка
00:57:56Олечка
00:57:59Well, the mother said she was in the house.
00:58:09I think she said she was in the house.
00:58:16Maybe I don't understand.
00:58:19She was in the house.
00:58:24What...
00:58:26Maybe she just said he was in the house?
00:58:32Maybe she just said he was in the house?
00:58:38Yes.
00:58:41She said I did him.
00:58:51You...
00:58:52I need to drink pizza.
00:59:06I need to listen to you, dear.
00:59:15You sick fuck.
00:59:20Nadia must be not alone in the cemetery.
00:59:24Family be together.
00:59:31Oh, juck.
00:59:52It hurt you, huh?
00:59:55No.
00:59:57No.
00:59:59No.
01:00:02No.
01:00:04No.
01:00:06No.
01:00:12No.
01:00:20No.
01:00:21Oh, God.
01:00:57Eve, darling.
01:01:03Eve.
01:01:10Mom.
01:01:11Shut that bum in.
01:01:12Mom.
01:01:22Eve, no!
01:01:24No!
01:01:25Stop!
01:01:26No!
01:01:27No!
01:01:28Eve, stop!
01:01:36Eve!
01:01:51It's all right.
01:01:56I get it.
01:01:58You know what he'd do so much, right?
01:02:02Right?
01:02:04Uh...
01:02:05Yes.
01:02:11I devoted my whole life to you.
01:02:14I know.
01:02:15Uh, sure, uh...
01:02:18Maybe I took it a little bit too far
01:02:19once or twice.
01:02:22I needed you to stay sane.
01:02:25You get that, right?
01:02:28There's so many of you.
01:02:31And don't get me wrong.
01:02:32I appreciate each and every single one of you.
01:02:34But I can't...
01:02:35You can't do everything for everyone.
01:02:37Yeah, I mean, I get it. I get that.
01:02:40That'd be crazy.
01:02:42You're not Santa Claus.
01:02:46You guys got a lot on your plate
01:02:48with birth control
01:02:51and...
01:02:52Homosexuals.
01:02:54Pedophiles.
01:02:55Yes.
01:02:57Absolutely.
01:02:58There is a lot to unpack there.
01:03:00There is a lot to unpack.
01:03:02Yes.
01:03:03There's a lot to unpack.
01:03:05I'm working it.
01:03:06I'm doing my best, though.
01:03:08That's all a man can do.
01:03:10That's all a man can do.
01:03:13Amen, right?
01:03:18Amen.
01:03:22I want to thank you for...
01:03:25giving me a little bit of time on my own.
01:03:28I needed some time to think.
01:03:30Just to work a few things out.
01:03:33So...
01:03:33Thank you, Jesus.
01:03:37No, no, no.
01:03:39Thank me.
01:03:40I'm...
01:03:42I'm sorry.
01:03:44I should have been there for you.
01:03:46And I hope you can forgive me for that.
01:03:53Hey.
01:03:55I forgive you.
01:03:59Thank you, Bernie.
01:04:01You're welcome.
01:04:08You're gonna use your magic.
01:04:10You want me off of these things?
01:04:12Yeah.
01:04:13That's right.
01:04:13You know, trust me.
01:04:14It's bad for your lower back.
01:04:15After a little while, you're gonna be...
01:04:29Fuck you, Jesus Christ.
01:04:32You are gonna die.
01:04:37Kill them all.
01:04:40Kill them all.
01:04:43Kill.
01:04:44Them.
01:04:46ALL.
01:04:52No.
01:04:53No.
01:04:54No.
01:04:55Ah!
01:05:02Bravo!
01:05:04Bravo!
01:05:07Bravo!
01:05:15I don't know.
01:05:18Hi, Bernie.
01:05:20Shame!
01:05:24Shit!
01:05:28You prick.
01:06:08I don't know how to kill you, Dad.
01:06:12Are the hostages okay?
01:06:14Are the hostages okay?
01:06:16Does anyone need medical attention?
01:06:19Medical attention, no!
01:06:21Alright, stay calm. Stay calm, we've got it.
01:06:24There's an unmarked car for you in the driveway.
01:06:27The tank is full.
01:06:28And we're ready now to find the airport.
01:06:30An airplane?
01:06:31Asshole guy?
01:06:33Working on it, as we speak.
01:06:37Alright guys, what do you think?
01:06:39What do you think?
01:06:41Here you fuckos!
01:06:42We go outside, you go back.
01:06:46Hey, you! Come with us!
01:06:49Go! Go!
01:06:51Go!
01:06:52Why do you need us to come?
01:06:54You already have what you want.
01:06:56You think we trust us?
01:06:57Come on, FBI!
01:06:58Of course, that's stupid!
01:07:00You are insurance.
01:07:01Go, Mama.
01:07:05Go!
01:07:05Hey, barrack!
01:07:07Hey,You fool!
01:07:09You don't want to burn something seco!
01:07:19Dib!
01:07:21You get up!
01:07:26We are going!
01:07:27What the fuck?!
01:07:28You gotta protect her.
01:07:30You are indulgingose.
01:07:34How is this possible?
01:07:36Let me try you, please.
01:07:38Fuck!
01:07:41You won't stay. You can stay.
01:07:44No problem. Forever.
01:07:47Papa, no!
01:07:51He's right.
01:07:56My family is staying right the fuck
01:07:58where they are.
01:08:04My family is staying.
01:08:08For Jesus Christ is staying.
01:08:13What's going on by the day?
01:08:17To save us all, don't save this power
01:08:22and we will run astray.
01:08:25For all time is on the war and
01:08:33ark.
01:08:35Who's going on?
01:08:37You know Pellent?
01:08:46He's not21-like.
01:08:47You know time is on the same time.
01:08:52What do we do?
01:08:55You are doing it right?
01:09:00Oh, that in red we ain't the father, son of God, my name.
01:09:10Oh, time is the power of your potential.
01:09:18Oh, time is the power of your potential.
01:09:27Science, motherfucker!
01:09:30No, no, no, no.
01:09:33Oh, no, no, no, no.
01:09:44Oh, no, no.
01:09:45Oh, no.
01:10:03Oh, my God.
01:10:29Mom.
01:10:31Oh, my God.
01:10:39Oh, my God.
01:10:45Baby.
01:10:48Baby.
01:10:48Baby.
01:10:50He's dead.
01:10:52He's dead.
01:10:54Dad's dead.
01:11:01Come on.
01:11:02He died for our sins.
01:11:06We gotta go.
01:11:09Come on, Sue.
01:11:11What do you really want?
01:11:12Come on.
01:11:18Christians!
01:11:19We're here to get you out.
01:11:22Come over here, please.
01:11:23Look.
01:11:25Mom.
01:11:27It's over.
01:11:29It's all over.
01:11:39Calm down, sir.
01:11:41Let the hostages go.
01:11:42Fuck you.
01:11:44Fuck you.
01:11:45Papa.
01:11:48What's your plan?
01:11:50When I think you're up to three,
01:11:52we're not going to do this.
01:12:04There's too many.
01:12:15I know what's up to them.
01:12:34He's done together.
01:12:34You crazy times you place the family in health.
01:12:35from the fucking dead is Easter motherfuckers, and I'm the motherfucking Easter Bunny.
01:12:44Now get the fuck out of my house!
01:12:49You destroy me, family!
01:12:53Shots fired! Shots fired!
01:12:55Take cover! Man down!
01:13:12Shots fired!
01:13:14Papa!
01:13:38Help!
01:13:48Ah!
01:13:49Ah!
01:13:51Ah!
01:13:54Ah!
01:13:56Ah!
01:14:42Black!
01:14:56Black!
01:14:56Black!
01:14:59Black!
01:15:00Black!
01:15:02Black!
01:15:05Black!
01:15:06Black!
01:15:06Black!
01:15:06Black!
01:15:06Black!
01:15:06Black!
01:15:08Black!
01:15:09Black!
01:15:10Black!
01:15:21Black!
01:15:24Black!
01:15:25Black!
01:15:26Black!
01:15:27Black!
01:15:28Black!
01:15:45Easy there, Pyotr.
01:15:49I've waited such a long time for this.
01:15:53By escaping prison, you made it so much easier for me.
01:15:59Because here you are.
01:16:02So, thanks.
01:16:04Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've killed your wife.
01:16:10Comes with the territory, right?
01:16:14But Officer Winslow was a good man.
01:16:17True American.
01:16:19Real family man, you know.
01:16:22With such a cheerful wife.
01:16:26She blamed me for his death.
01:16:30And she was right.
01:16:33I should have protected him.
01:16:36He was my partner.
01:16:38My best friend.
01:16:41My family.
01:16:42He's not my problem.
01:16:44No, you're right, he's not.
01:16:49I'm just here to keep my promise.
01:16:52And what do you know?
01:16:54No more colleagues left to stop me.
01:17:00I don't think the police can help.
01:17:04This is a family matter.
01:17:07Down.
01:17:10Fuck you.
01:17:17Oh, wait, wait, please, wait.
01:17:30Only couple weeks left.
01:17:32No, doctor, no care help.
01:17:36Only wanted to die in motherland.
01:17:40The rest of family grave.
01:17:43It's all family together.
01:17:46Cesar!
01:17:57Oh, Господи.
01:17:59Прежде, понимаете, где есть?
01:18:02Oh, Господи.
01:18:04Не делайте встречу.
01:18:05Врают для меня.
01:18:07И моя семья.
01:18:08Не делайте встречу.
01:18:10Не делайте встречу.
01:18:12Не делайте встречу.
01:18:15I'll see you around, buddy.
01:18:23What's that you say?
01:18:25You want me to stick in?
01:18:28No.
01:18:29No.
01:18:30Берна, no.
01:18:32No.
01:18:33Берна.
01:18:33Here we go.
01:18:34No.
01:18:50I'm so sorry for everything, honey.
01:18:55I'm sorry too, darling.
01:18:57I love you.
01:18:58I'm so sorry for everything, honey.
01:19:33You can...
01:19:35You can...
01:19:38You can...
01:19:47Jesus is inside you now.
01:20:02What's with the accent?
01:20:04I have absolutely no idea.
01:20:06It's hard.
01:20:09Oh, la la.
01:20:14Adam, no!
01:20:17Oh, God!
01:20:22Oh, fuck!
01:20:25Oh, motherfucker!
01:20:27Fucking hell.
01:20:29Oh, fuck.
01:20:33Your legs freeze.
01:20:35No!
01:20:35Fuck off, asshole!
01:20:43I'm so sorry, Sarah.
01:20:46So sorry I hit you.
01:20:48I...
01:20:50See, I would not know better.
01:20:53Because I was raised Russian way.
01:20:58I will change.
01:21:00I'll change for you.
01:21:03Yes?
01:21:05I'm not like Papa.
01:21:06I don't know.
01:21:12I'm not like Papa.
01:21:12I'm not like Papa.
01:21:12Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:21:16Hey, hey, hey.
01:21:18Hey!
01:21:18Hey.
01:21:20Hey.
01:21:22Hey.
01:21:22Feel better?
01:21:24You feel better?
01:21:26Hey.
01:21:28Hey.
01:21:30Hey.
01:21:32Hey.
01:21:32Hey.
01:21:33Hey.
01:21:35Hey.
01:21:41It's good. Let it out. Yes, Zahra. You're so purity. Please. You can do, Zahra. Come on, yes. Yes, Zahra.
01:22:22You can do, Zahra. You can do, Zahra.
01:22:25Come on, yes. Breathe.
01:22:43Beautiful. Just like her mother.
01:22:56Congratulations. I'm so proud of you.
01:23:01And you, you better take good care of them both.
01:23:06I promise. But...
01:23:11Seriously, because if you fuck this up, I'm gonna kill you.
01:23:19It's just like my eager meal.
01:23:21Oh, I love you, Dad.
01:23:26You're my grand-doctor.
01:23:34Excuse me for a second.
01:23:38A family is the most important.
01:23:42Oh, my God.
01:23:43Ah!
01:23:48Oh, my God.
01:23:55Oh, my God.
01:23:58Oh, my God.
01:24:09Oh, my God.
01:24:10Oh, my God.
01:24:18You guys.
01:24:20You are the most important thing in my life.
01:24:25Nothing should be more important than not...
01:24:28Experimenting with science?
01:24:31Boys?
01:24:34Or work?
01:24:40Or this fucking guy?
01:24:45Look, I'm never going to give you up.
01:24:49I'm never going to let you down.
01:24:54Are you quoting Rick S?
01:24:57Really?
01:25:00Nope.
01:25:08Mom, are you okay?
01:25:13Mom?
01:25:16Just watch.
01:25:45Wow.
01:25:50Nature sure is a beautiful thing.
01:25:54Excuse me.
01:25:57Mm-hmm.
01:26:08Hey.
01:26:13Lovely job, darling.
01:26:33Oh, fuck.
01:26:34Oh, fuck.
01:26:36Oh, fuck.
01:26:40Oh.
01:26:41Oh.
01:26:42Oh.
01:26:44Oh.
01:26:45Hello, darling.
01:26:49Hello.
01:26:51Hello.
01:26:56Hey.
01:26:58Come on, dude.
01:27:00Come on.
01:27:01Come on.
01:27:02Come on.
01:27:03Let's go get this one.
01:27:03One of his crazy house now.
01:27:05Oh, my gosh.
01:27:07Oh, my gosh.
01:27:10Let the neighbors talk a dozen, but I watched a maybe.
01:27:17When you'll be here.
01:27:19I never saw you here.
01:27:22Cause I know I know how to see us through
01:27:29Oh, we might not quite fit the mold
01:27:34But we always have a smile to share that I have to hold
01:27:41Making our way one step at a time
01:27:44Sticking the gears up right down the line
01:27:47Shaking it up, we're living the life
01:27:50It's a crazy house
01:27:52Crazy house
01:27:55It's a crazy house of old people
01:28:29All our dreams enter twining under one roof
01:28:35Anything's possible, I guess we're living proof
01:28:41Oh, we're living proof
01:28:46Sorry
01:28:47Sorry
01:28:48Our crazy love will find a way
01:28:54Banging our way one step at a time
01:28:57Sticking the gears up right down the line
01:29:00Shaking it up, we're living the life
01:29:03It's a crazy house
01:29:06Banging our way one step at a time
01:29:09Sticking together right down the line
01:29:12Shaking it up, we're living the life
01:29:15It's a crazy house
01:29:17Crazy house
01:29:20It's a crazy house of old people
01:29:40Jesus
01:29:41Okay
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