00:04Hello, I'm from Kenya here!
00:09I'm from Kenya to Kenya.
00:11The U.S.S..
00:27I'm from Kenya.
00:27I'm from Kenya to Kenya.
00:28I'd like to sell a house with a memory card.
00:55What am I doing here?
01:16Oh my god, oh my god, my favorite.
01:21It's so sweet.
01:23Oh my god, this is a dream.
01:26It's like perfect.
01:27It's so nice.
01:28You're so sweet.
01:29It actually wasn't me.
01:31It was Kayla.
01:32She wanted you to have the perfect night.
01:34That's why it looks so good.
01:35Well, why do you look so good?
01:39You're such a dork.
01:40I know.
01:41I know.
01:44Oh my god.
01:51I know.
01:51I'll just smell it in a second.
01:57I'm gonna get my shoes.
02:01I know.
02:02I know.
02:03I know.
02:05I know.
02:13I know.
02:15I'll get that out of here.
02:16I don't know.
02:17How does this work?
02:18I'll just leave it.
02:18Okay, cool.
02:19I know.
03:17Whoa.
03:19Oh, my God.
03:21Look at all of it.
03:22Oh, my gosh.
03:24I got to get over.
03:25Okay.
03:26I'm sorry.
03:27I'm sorry.
03:28I'm sorry.
03:28I'm so sorry.
03:29I'm so sorry.
03:29I'm so sorry.
03:30I just...
03:31I was thinking about it and you, and then it's just...
03:34I'm sorry.
03:39You're amazing.
03:40I know we're still virgins, but I feel different.
03:44You know?
03:45Yeah.
03:48I know.
03:51You ready to, uh, do this?
03:55Wait.
03:56Wait.
03:58Um...
03:59Ah, shit.
04:02Shit.
04:05Maybe Julie was right.
04:08Like, maybe losing your virginity doesn't have to be perfect, but...
04:12I feel like it should just be, like, a little bit more special than this.
04:17You know?
04:17Yeah.
04:17Like, not cheesy, but...
04:18Like, if I was hard-pressed right now, I don't think I could remember your last name.
04:23It's Aldrich.
04:24Aldrich.
04:25I thought it was Ostrich.
04:26I-I didn't realize that you're a virgin, you know?
04:30Yeah.
04:31Um, but, like, I'd still be down to do it, but maybe, like, you know, when we get to know
04:37each other a little more.
04:38Like, maybe Monday or something?
04:41Yeah.
04:42Not to, like, plan it and be weird, but, like...
04:43No, no, I can look at my schedule and see if it's...
04:46Okay.
04:46Cancel it in.
04:48Um, yeah, that's cool.
04:50Um, let's just relax.
04:52We could do, like, some light journaling or something.
04:54Yeah.
04:54Yeah, we could.
04:56We could do that.
04:58Or...
04:58I could do...
05:00Like, other stuff.
05:02Yeah?
05:03Like what?
05:05Like, not sex, but I'm still down for pleasure.
05:18Whew.
05:20You got this.
05:21Taylor?
05:23Taylor?
05:24Taylor?
05:25Get the hell away from my daughter, you little piece of shit!
05:28Dad, what the...
05:29Ah!
05:31Oh, my God!
05:32You okay?
05:32He didn't hurt you, did he?
05:33What?
05:34No, he didn't hurt me!
05:35Holy shit!
05:36Connor!
05:37Oh, my God!
05:38Are you okay?
05:39I'm actually totally fine.
05:41Connor, I'm so sorry.
05:42Are you okay, though?
05:43Yeah, please.
05:43Are you sure?
05:45Dad, what the...
05:46What are you doing here?
05:47I've been following you around all night.
05:49Oh, my God.
05:50You've been following me?
05:51Are you crazy?
05:52You gave me no choice.
05:53You're in over your head with this kid.
05:54I am not some pathetic damsel in distress that needs saving.
05:57I can handle myself.
05:58You can't?
05:58Yes, I can!
05:59No, you can't!
06:00Yes, I can!
06:01Kayla, you can't.
06:02And that's why I'm here.
06:04It's my job.
06:07Oh.
06:09Yeah, so you just don't think I can make my own decisions and handle myself?
06:15That really fucking sucks.
06:18Kayla.
06:20Kayla, I'm just trying to figure this thing out.
06:24God, why is sex even bad?
06:29I don't know.
06:30I don't know.
06:31I don't know.
06:31It's not...
06:32You know, it's...
06:34I don't know.
06:38I'm just trying to be the best dad I can be.
06:41Well, you are.
06:44You taught me everything.
06:47You built me up.
06:49Made me strong.
06:52You made me into who I am.
06:54Like, that's...
06:56You did not have to save me tonight.
06:59Dad, you taught me how to do that a long time ago.
07:05And I love you for it.
07:09Best coach ever.
07:19Oh, Dad, come on.
07:22Come on, toughen up.
07:25It was just really nice what you said.
07:27It's good.
07:29It's good.
07:29I mean it.
07:31Thanks.
07:31I feel like...
07:32Like Phil Jackson.
07:34When he was coaching the Bulls.
07:37And they were so good.
07:42That's how I feel right now.
07:43Yeah.
07:44Uh, I should have taken my socks off first.
07:50Now, I'm just warning you.
07:51I've practiced a few times, but this might not go that well.
07:53That doesn't look right.
07:54Yeah, all right.
07:55I think you need another one.
07:55I think we need another one, too.
07:57Wait, wait.
07:58We have to do our dance.
07:59We have to, like...
08:01What, now?
08:01Yeah.
08:01Naked?
08:02No, give me one of those hotel rubs.
08:04I want to feel fabulous.
08:06Okay.
08:07Coming right up, milady.
08:24We're going to christen every corner of this room.
08:27And when we're done, let's FaceTime my parents.
08:30Okay.
08:31But right now, I want you to stare into my eyes.
08:34What?
08:35Mm-hmm.
08:35I just want, like, a real connection.
08:38So you just want me to look straight into your eyes for the next three minutes and 37 seconds?
08:43Mm-hmm.
08:46Mm-hmm.
08:52Look at me.
09:12I saw that you moved on with someone new.
09:17And the pub that we met, he's got its arms around you.
09:21It's so hard, so hard, and I want to tell you everything, words I never got to say the first
09:36time around.
09:39And I remember everything, when we were the children playing in this fairground, I wish I was there with you
09:47now.
09:53I'm glad you got me.
09:55Bye.
09:55Oh, my God.
10:01My name is Miss Esca.
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