00:00They're breaking ground at the casino today!
00:02We gotta protest!
00:04The people will be heard!
00:06Where's my phone horn?
00:07I need the phone horn!
00:09Where once stood an insignificant fruit stand,
00:12will now grow the much sweeter fruit of prosperity.
00:16So here's to good jobs,
00:18economic growth,
00:19and tax revenue for years to come.
00:23I'm not fuckin' founder for Christ's sake!
00:27Suburban mole dweller!
00:28No, no, no, no! You're all on private property!
00:31Yeah, it's our property!
00:32Private property! Private property!
00:35No, no, no!
00:36Anger is not the cure for this!
00:38Come on, we have to do something!
00:40I know, it's like...
00:42Brother, if we could just talk heart-to-heart for one moment.
00:45Greed-mongering shithead!
00:47We're gonna expose you and your greed!
00:49You're all free to stand on that side of the barrier.
00:53Hey, hey, news gal! Where the hell are you going?
00:56We got what we need.
00:57Don't your viewers care about a corporation making bathroom deals
01:01with politicians so they can screw over another local business?
01:05Not for a 30-second segment at the end of Atlanta PM.
01:09You can't run over the rights of the people who own this property when your goddamn bulldozers can't do this
01:16to you!
01:16It's impossible! The reason with these people, they won't listen to the truth!
01:19You bulldozer's a bully-dozer!
01:22Oh, you know what? We're gonna do something right now. This is it.
01:25Hey lady, you wanna see something? You want a news story? You want a really good news story?
01:29Take it!
01:31You got boobs out! And they're good ones!
01:33You wanna move any further, you're gonna have to run me over!
01:36Holy shit!
01:37County officials got more than they've gambled for at a casino groundbreaking ceremony earlier today
01:43when an angry shirtless lady treated attendees to quite the show.
01:48They lied to us!
01:49No more lies!
01:51No more lies!
01:53One by one, the topless woman's enraged colleagues threw off their shirts and joined her in protest.
02:01Bye-bye, Pooey! How it's done!
02:04Wonderful.
02:05It's an interesting story, pitting a ragged band of locals against a land deal worth upwards of $10 million.
02:12But just now, the county commissioner has stated that no construction will go forward until a full review of community
02:19impact.
02:22Oh my god! I still cannot believe that I did that.
02:27You're a hero. You're like a topless Norma Rae.
02:30I feel amazing.
02:31Wow, it's great to see you so happy.
02:33I know, I am. I really am.
02:38So...
02:38Yeah.
02:39It's been two weeks.
02:40I wanna stay. I wanna stay.
02:43Okay, but before you answer...
02:44I already answered.
02:46There's a possibility...
02:47Yeah.
02:48...that I have a job back in New York.
02:50We can go home. We can go home.
02:53But I really...
02:55I really feel like this is our home.
02:58For the first time in my life, I feel like I have a purpose.
03:01I've heard you say that before so many times with so many other things.
03:05No, no, no. It's different this time. I feel it.
03:07So you can live the rest of your life without bathroom doors?
03:09Yes.
03:10You could be a vegan.
03:11I am a vegan.
03:13I love it.
03:14For two weeks you've been doing it.
03:15They say three weeks and then it's out of your system.
03:20Open relationships.
03:22No sexual boundaries. That's part of the deal here too.
03:25Can you do that?
03:29Exactly.
03:31So please, let's just go.
03:33Okay.
03:33Okay? Yeah?
03:34No. Okay.
03:35Free love.
03:36As long as there is trust and communication and respect, we can all enjoy each other intimately.
03:46What?
03:47I love all of these people, George.
03:49I love how I feel about myself when I'm here.
03:52I just...
03:53Oh, George, I want to stay.
03:57Okay.
03:59Okay.
04:00Really?
04:02Let's do it.
04:04Oh, God.
04:08I'm so proud of us right now.
04:11I'm going to stay.
04:13What did you say? Now I'm going to stay?
04:15You're funny.
04:16I'm going to go tell everybody.
04:20We're staying!
04:22We're staying!
04:24No!
04:38George.
04:40Linda just told me the good news.
04:42I'm so excited to hear of your decision.
04:47Yeah, it's great. I know. Yeah.
04:53He was really something, isn't she?
04:55Oh.
04:56Yes.
04:57Absolutely. The best.
04:59I just made love to your wife in the other room.
05:04Great.
05:11Honey, we said we were going to do it.
05:12No, I said we would do free love in theory.
05:16I didn't say let's do it tonight.
05:18Oh, George. Oh, my God.
05:19This is such a nightmare.
05:22You have to do it tonight.
05:24I don't know if I can do it tonight.
05:26You have to.
05:27You can't make me be the only one who did it.
05:30This was your idea.
05:31Oh, my God. I can't believe you did it.
05:33You just have to please go do this tonight.
05:35Otherwise, we're doomed.
05:37I don't know. I don't know.
05:37For us.
05:38I can try.
05:39You can't try. There's no try.
05:41There is only do.
05:43What are you, Yoda?
05:43George.
05:44I'm okay. I can do this.
05:46You sure?
05:47Yeah. Now, this is good. Tonight's the night.
05:48This is it. This is with a...
05:49This is what it's about.
05:51Yeah.
05:51No shackles.
05:52We're doing this as a team.
05:55You gotta do this.
05:59Oh, God.
06:02This was your idea, George.
06:04It's a good idea, right?
06:06It's a good idea.
06:07Monogamy is sexual slavery.
06:09She got an exquisite pussy.
06:11Well, how about my exquisite erection, huh?
06:13Eva?
06:14What do you think?
06:15You like my exquisite...
06:16Exquisite erection?
06:18Hmm?
06:18Do you like my erection selection?
06:21What do you think, Eva?
06:23Yeah?
06:24You gonna take it?
06:25You gonna take that dick?
06:28You gonna take that dick, huh?
06:31I'm gonna pop off a piece of my dick.
06:33Oh, yeah.
06:35I'm fixin's to fuck you.
06:37I'm gonna fuck you.
06:39Mm.
06:39Mm-hmm.
06:40I'm gonna get it all up in your vag.
06:45Get it up in your vag with my dick.
06:48With my dick.
06:51Gonna put it in with my dick.
06:54Yuck.
06:55I'm gonna put my dick in.
06:58I'm gonna put my dick in!
07:01What's up, man?
07:02Hey, man.
07:03What's up?
07:05You can, on the other hand.
07:07I'm dumb.
07:15So how are we doing, George?
07:17Oh, hi, Wayne.
07:18Uh, great.
07:18Never better.
07:19It's funny, because I didn't want to get into this before, because we had just met.
07:22But, as you know, I'm writing a new novel right now.
07:25Oh, really?
07:25It's a political parable about the flaws of capitalistic society.
07:29Mm.
07:30You could tell a story, but it'd probably bore you.
07:32You know, maybe later.
07:32I'll just give you a taste.
07:33Basically, it's about this one guy named John Belson.
07:36And John, just this guy, you know, an average Joe, could actually even maybe name him Joe Belson.
07:42Good.
07:42And the big thing is that...
07:43Tell me if I'm boring here.
07:44No, finish your sentence.
07:45The big thing is that, at a certain point, I reveal that this is all happening in Washington, D.C.
07:52Wow.
07:52Ah!
07:52Yeah.
07:53Yeah.
07:53Belson's a creature on the Beltway.
07:55Yeah.
07:56I...
07:57Okay, I'll tell you this, uh...
07:58I'll read this one part, unless you're not interested.
08:01Yeah.
08:09Hey.
08:10There you are.
08:11Hi.
08:12I am ready to have sex.
08:14Great.
08:15Come here.
08:18Awesome.
08:19Oh.
08:20Let's...
08:21I can't believe this is actually happening.
08:22Yeah.
08:23Oh, my God.
08:24God, George.
08:25Just your heart is racing.
08:27I know.
08:27Well, you know, I've wanted to do this since we...
08:29Since we first, uh...
08:30Yeah.
08:30Since we first, uh...
08:32And now it's okay.
08:33Yeah.
08:33Now it's not...
08:34Like before, I...
08:35Now it can actually...
08:37Breathe, George.
08:38Breathe.
08:39Breathe.
08:39Feel it in your diaphragm.
08:40Just breathe it in.
08:41You're gonna feel it in your diaphragm with my...
08:43Okay.
08:44I don't...
08:44You're gonna feel it with my dick.
08:46Okay.
08:46Yeah.
08:47Yeah.
08:47Do you need to just take a minute, George?
08:49Mm, take a minute.
08:50No.
08:50I'm good.
08:51Okay.
08:51I'm good.
08:52I'm gonna do this.
08:53This is gonna happen.
08:55Yeah.
08:56I'm gonna throw down...
08:58I'm gonna throw down onto you with my...
09:03Tests... testicles.
09:04Okay.
09:05I'm gonna get on it.
09:06I'm gonna get on it and...
09:08And I'm gonna get in it and down it and through it.
09:11It's gonna be magically delicious.
09:14You're gonna be my...
09:15You're gonna be my lucky, John.
09:16Okay, shh.
09:16Okay, just don't talk.
09:18Let's just...
09:18I'm gonna get a big ol' brimming bowl full of fuck on...
09:22On your boobs.
09:23George, um...
09:25It's just...
09:25I'm gonna lick your titty.
09:26I'm gonna lick your titty.
09:28I'm gonna lick your titty.
09:29Your titty.
09:29What?
09:29I'm gonna lick your titty.
09:31Titty.
09:32I'm gonna slap you in the eye with my...
09:34With my...
09:35Kilk.
09:36Kilk.
09:36Okay.
09:37I'm gonna flick you in the nuts with my balls.
09:39I'm gonna put my...
09:40Put it on your neck.
09:41I really don't...
09:42That's...
09:42I'm gonna pump you with my...
09:43With my...
09:44With my gonads.
09:45No, it's...
09:46That's the spicy meatball in your...
09:48George, you know what that...
09:48In your spicy hole.
09:49George, you're creeping me out, okay?
09:51I'm sorry.
09:51When I get nervous, I sometimes just talk and it's...
09:53Maybe you should just...
09:54I'm sorry.
09:54Let's...
09:57Oh.
09:58Oh.
09:58Okay.
09:59George, I...
09:59I...
10:01I really think you should go take a minute.
10:03I don't think this is...
10:04Fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine,
10:05I don't even worry about it.
10:06Maybe we should do this another time.
10:07What's not?
10:08No, just the head of it in, and then...
10:09It was just...
10:10We didn't have to stay, I just go like...
10:11I don't...
10:11And then technically we did it.
10:13George.
10:13Just a quick little...
10:14You won't even know.
10:15No.
10:16No.
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