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Love I.s.l.a.n.d UK - Season 13 - Episode 06
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00:11My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
00:14Yes!
00:16We're back, but it's not business as usual!
00:19It's the same thing!
00:22I'll take you for a ride
00:23Who's looking for some fun?
00:26The villa has been overhauled from head to toes.
00:30Hands up for toe-sucking.
00:34It's going to be raunchy.
00:38It's going to be risky.
00:40I love that one too!
00:41And it's going to be downright rude.
00:49Add to that a blizzard doll.
00:51Snogging.
00:53Snacking.
00:54It's got a soggy bottom.
00:56Rapping.
00:57Here we go.
00:58I believe in cheese.
01:00Plus regular travel updates.
01:03Oh my God.
01:04Help, help!
01:05It can only mean one thing.
01:07It's the return of Love Island Unseen Man!
01:11We're actually talking about foreign literature.
01:13thanks for watching...
01:43the universe and consulting scientific experts. Their conclusion? The original Big Bang got
01:50one thing wrong. Daytime. The Love Island gods have spoken and turned day into night.
02:09Day is a new night and black is, well black is still the new black. And in the biggest
02:16ever shake up to the format, we had night time entrances.
02:22Hey, surprise hot today. Nice to meet you. Ready to be amazed.
02:29How are we getting out of here? How do we get out of here?
02:32Oh. Oh. Oh. Hold on. Oh my gosh, help me.
02:43Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
03:01Oh my god. Help, help. Thank you. Thank you, thank you.
03:07No problem. Woo! Oh my god. Yes, sir. Hi. We think you're right. Did we get out?
03:17Oh, three. Probably. Here's to you. Here's to you. Here's to me. Here's to me. Here's to us. Here's to
03:27us. Here's to we!
03:28Yay!
03:33But before they even set foot in the villa, our brand new islanders got to introduce themselves to the world
03:38and those super sexy packagey things back in a TV studio in London.
03:47Hello? Hello? Hello? Anyone here? Oh no, they've gone. Where have they gone? Get me meow-a-jammer.
04:02Hello, it's me. Ian Sterling. Ian with two eyes. The funny Scottish guy. Nah, that's Lewis Capaldi.
04:13I'm at the studio. Where is everyone?
04:16Oh, it was all changed with the profiles too, this series. Fancy.
04:22What do you mean it's secret?
04:26Well, we'll see about that. I'll find you.
04:35I'll take to the air.
04:38Wait, is there a plane?
04:43Do you see a plane?
04:52Can't even see the plane.
04:58I'll take to the sea.
05:04I'll take to the air. Again.
05:08Ah, anyone know how to steer these things?
05:13Whee! Do these things have a break?
05:17Oh my gosh.
05:19Whoa!
05:22And that's how free I want to be.
05:24Oh, I think I've found them.
05:27And here are some of the bits of the profiles you didn't see before.
05:35How are we doing, guys?
05:37Views lovely, gorgeous, perfect settings.
05:40Ready to get going.
05:41Oh my God, it's sensational. Look at the view.
05:45Love.
05:46Montag.
05:50I just love kissing people.
05:53Cut that.
05:55Cut, cut, cut that.
05:58Oh my God.
06:00Ooh, it's a hat.
06:02Guys, I'm a real cat.
06:08I feel like I'm like a hologram version of me.
06:11Like, I'm not actually here yet.
06:12Like, I cannot process this.
06:35I haven't had a mirror, so I don't know what I bloody look like.
06:38It's like, grammar.
07:01It's like, grammar.
07:07Is that it?
07:07I know to kiss a few frogs, isn't it?
07:10Well, that's my saying, I've changed it.
07:13I don't think there's anyone like me on planet Earth.
07:15Period.
07:17I actually just don't.
07:18And if you know someone like me, please call the number here.
07:21But I don't think you do.
07:22I genuinely think, I'm not even, I'm not even waffling.
07:26This is no chicken waffle, yeah?
07:28I genuinely think I could beat a shark in a fight.
07:33As in, if I'm in the sea and the shark's at me one-on-one,
07:38I'm coming out on top.
07:41Ask any of my friends, call them at home.
07:43I promise you, I've been saying this for years.
07:46All you've got to do is come and bang, it's gone.
07:49You didn't even see that coming.
07:57Having spent all their time brainstorming the reboot of the Islanders' big entrance,
08:02the producers completely forgot about the coupling up.
08:05This time, there are no games.
08:08It's all down to you lot to sort it out amongst yourselves.
08:12Genius!
08:13Get the Islanders to figure it out so the rest of us can clock off and go to bed.
08:18So, yes, LaBound is doing things a little differently this year,
08:22but one thing that will never change are the get-to-know-you chats.
08:27They're as awkward as ever.
08:29Right.
08:30Do you need help?
08:31No.
08:32Yeah, I think...
08:35Elegant, look at that, professional...
08:38Yeah, you have to be careful.
08:40OK.
08:41This is how you get the ick, though.
08:43On something like this.
08:44No!
08:45Do you want to get some water?
08:47Um, yes, please.
08:49I'll let me get you some.
08:50Yes, please.
08:50Bear with.
08:51Bear with, bear with, bear with.
08:55Wait, what are you eating?
08:58Ice lollies, bro.
08:59Help yourself.
09:00Oh, this is cool.
09:03I wanted water, but fuck that.
09:06Do you do Brazilian jiu-jitsu?
09:08No.
09:08That is so...
09:10Because it's really neat.
09:11Who have you dated, like?
09:12I've actually never dated anyone who does it,
09:13because I'm like, I can't cope with that.
09:15I feel like people judge me.
09:17Yeah.
09:17Just based on how I look.
09:18Yeah.
09:19Like, I'm a fuckboy.
09:20Yeah.
09:21Um...
09:21I do think you do give that.
09:23I wouldn't say I am.
09:24You do give.
09:25Yeah.
09:26Oh, you're not gonna lie.
09:29Do you want ice lolly instead?
09:30No, thank you.
09:37What's the Scottish lingo there?
09:39What's Ireland?
09:40Is that just like, yeah?
09:41Yeah.
09:42Aye.
09:42Aye.
09:43What else is there?
09:44I'm trying to think.
09:44What would you call that in the kitchen?
09:46Like, see that bit where the sink is?
09:49See there?
09:51What?
09:52Like that.
09:53Oh, what, the bit in the middle?
09:55It's an island.
09:56No.
09:57Like, just the full hang.
09:59What is that to you?
10:00Like a countertop?
10:01It's a kitchen.
10:02I don't know.
10:03It's a...
10:04What would you call it?
10:06Like...
10:06Oh, go put that on the...
10:08Counter?
10:09Counter, yeah.
10:10Counter, yeah.
10:11That's a bunker.
10:12A bunker?
10:13Aye.
10:14Aye.
10:15Aye.
10:16Do you want a new cup?
10:18Yes, sweetie.
10:18Yes, fine.
10:19I'll go with.
10:24Where are the cups?
10:25What do you need?
10:26Cups?
10:26Yeah.
10:27For what?
10:27Water?
10:30Oh, this is fresh?
10:32Is it?
10:33Wash it out.
10:34No, I'm rinsing it.
10:35They're used to filter in the fridge.
10:37Angelista did eventually get her chat with Opie.
10:40About 30 seconds before the sun came up.
10:51As we saw on the main show, it wasn't long before Jasmine learned that Lorenzo really has a way with
10:56words.
10:56I feel like you're very promiscuous.
10:59You could be like...
10:59No, not in a bad...
11:02No, I mean like, you are very sexy.
11:06You're very sexy.
11:07Promiscuous.
11:07No, maybe I used that word wrong.
11:09I'm so far off of that, you have no idea.
11:11That's not promiscuous.
11:12Maybe I chose the wrong Nelly Furtado song.
11:15It should have been Maneater.
11:16Yeah.
11:17Yeah, not...
11:20You think Lorenzo might watch his tongue after the first obnoxious outburst, but au contraire, turns out he was just
11:27getting started.
11:28A tart is a good thing.
11:29It's like a...
11:30Is that a fuck?
11:31No.
11:31What?
11:32It's bad.
11:33Aidan's a top tart.
11:36Are we calling...
11:36Are we calling each other tarts?
11:39Yeah.
11:39Yeah?
11:41I don't know about that, bro.
11:43This is lost on me.
11:45Brilliant.
11:45I'm just not gonna speak for the next...
11:46Yeah, you know he said I look promiscuous.
11:49What does that mean?
11:50What do you mean?
11:51What does that mean?
11:52That mysterious.
11:53No!
11:54That's what I thought.
11:55No.
11:56Do you know what it means?
11:57No.
11:57It means you're like a hoe.
11:58No, it's not.
11:59Like you're like a hoe.
12:00Yes, that's what it means.
12:01I'm not sure that like a hoe is the exact Oxford English dictionary definition of promiscuous,
12:06but close enough, Jasmine.
12:14In this next unseen clip, Ellie has something she wants to get off her chest.
12:19My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
12:21Yes!
12:22Which one's Phil and which one's Grant?
12:24I don't know.
12:24You don't know?
12:25That's her choice.
12:26Can I name them now then?
12:27Right.
12:28Can I have a look?
12:29Yes.
12:30So...
12:32I'm thinking...
12:34Wait, what did she call them?
12:35Phil and Grant.
12:36Like the Mitchell brothers.
12:42I've never heard of them, Rich.
12:43The extenders?
12:45Oh, Phil and Grant.
12:46Okay, okay.
12:48I don't think you're going to beat it.
12:50We'll go Phil and Grant.
12:51I don't think you can beat it.
12:52It's an absolute belter.
12:54Now everyone is...
12:56She doesn't actually say that though, like when you come downstairs.
12:58She put it on her Instagram...
12:59How is she filling Grant?
13:00No, no.
13:01She put it on her Instagram story when I had...
13:02It was the one year.
13:03She went happy one year to filling Grant.
13:05Hey look.
13:06Magnificent.
13:20Ever wondered what it would be like if we had Alan Portridge on Love Island?
13:24Well, Lorenzo is giving us a pretty good idea in this unseen clip.
13:28Aha!
13:30Where are you from?
13:31You?
13:32Me?
13:33Me?
13:34Where about this is that though?
13:36I am a female.
13:36Is that up?
13:37Yeah.
13:37Okay.
13:38I'm down.
13:39It's not down.
13:40It's out.
13:40Round the M25.
13:42Yeah.
13:42What about that?
13:43I don't know.
13:43What's your junction?
13:47What?
13:50What junction are you?
13:51I've never heard that one.
13:5222.
13:53How do you not know you come off on a junction?
13:56I know the moe, eh?
13:56We're probably quite close junctions.
13:59Yeah, I think we are.
14:00Yeah, I feel like I'm seven and...
14:02I'm like five and you're like seven.
14:04I don't know how they work out where the junction...
14:06My way don't end.
14:07I think so.
14:07Where does it start and where does it end?
14:09Because there isn't.
14:10If you've got London in the middle, right, Hertfordshire is north-east...
14:14This is where I get a little bit lost, so just slowly...
14:17I just know London's in there and that's as good as it gets.
14:19What are you finding lost?
14:20I just said London's in the middle.
14:23Okay, carry on.
14:24Right, London there.
14:25This is London.
14:26Where is it?
14:27Just north of London?
14:28North-west?
14:29North-west?
14:29North-east?
14:30Yes, Essex is literally...
14:32Essex is near.
14:33Yeah.
14:33Okay, just simple...
14:34Simple words in.
14:35North of London.
14:36You've got Hertfordshire, then you've got Essex, and then you've got Kent.
14:40No?
14:40Yes.
14:41So you go round the M25...
14:42Now he's talking!
14:43You go wrap it around.
14:45Yes, you go round the M25...
14:47Are you actually understanding this or is it...?
14:50No, no, no.
14:50I know my maps.
14:51Okay.
14:52I'm good with my maps, yeah.
14:54Do you drive to...?
14:54Where, like, that?
14:55Yeah.
14:56I drive in Scotland, Danfoe.
14:58Alright.
14:58Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:00Eh?
15:00Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:03Is it?
15:04There's no way.
15:05Do you?
15:05What?
15:06Is it left-hand drive?
15:07Left-hand drive, like normal?
15:09No.
15:09Do you drive on the left?
15:10It's just the same as England.
15:11Same as England, right?
15:12Oh, my God.
15:13You never know, cos it's a different fucking land.
15:15Do they have junctions, though?
15:20Do they have junctions?
15:23No one knows their junctions.
15:24No one knows their junctions.
15:26I don't think it's a normal thing to ask, to be honest.
15:28Yeah, I've never been asked.
15:29Oh, great.
15:30There's something different.
15:36Time for a quick dip into our Islanders pre-show interviews to ask OP, what are you
15:41like?
15:42People always think I'm all right, I'm going to be uns uns all the time, but I'm actually
15:45like.
15:46Ah, I ran out of time.
15:47We'll come back after to find out in his own words.
15:51What OP like?
15:53Teek!
16:07Welcome back to the Love Island Unseen Bet.
16:13we're here with the same old predictable cheesy unseen footage from the last week in the villa
16:17here we go one two three i believe in cheese can you stop please no my g because i'm repping
16:27about cheese anything you want from us girls go to the end pose come back and then i'll go
16:32if you say so we'll give you the energy boost you need we've got hard hitting clips
16:43and full body flips fantastic just say it like it is like a duck or water it's the same thing
16:58this year's islanders really are the goat
17:10earlier we rudely interrupted opie while talking about his favorite subject opie but what's opie
17:17like people always think i'm all i'm gonna be uns uns all the time but i'm actually like
17:24i mean there's there's like again opes is a different opes opes is a i'm like an onion
17:29see that whole thing with shrek i'm like an onion opes is an onion caption that opie's onions
17:37not sure liking yourself to a vegetable that stinks and makes people cry is a great idea ropey
17:43but you do you
17:50islander ellie is flying the flag for scotland this year and she expected a language barrier
17:55at mallorca airport but not inside the villa is shrek scottish yeah it's who shrek yeah yeah
18:01it's just a wild comment to just whack out with that's a good point actually i didn't think of that
18:06are you calling her shrek you're in bed with shrek well done i don't care so what am i shrek
18:18is that
18:18what is like what you can be fiona and then he can be lord farquhar
18:27where is that ogre
18:34that was a fab impression where is that ogre luckily she didn't she didn't turn into an ogre
18:44and so ellie discovered that a snog from aiden wasn't true love's first kiss
18:55i took one look at the paint job around that fire pit and thought to myself there's no way it
18:59could get any more blue
19:04but it did get more blue for the first challenge of the series phone roulette
19:10one by one around us had to pick a phone out at random
19:15that phone then received a text containing a dare to be completed by the owner of the phone
19:22suck the toes of an islander of your choice
19:29so let's do a call back and dial up the dares we didn't get to see
19:39oh here we go okay
19:44i'd suck all the toes again
19:47perform your favorite sex position with the islander you think would be best in bed
19:53oh no i'm scared you've got to lie down though and then put this leg over like this
20:03oh my god
20:08i love that one too
20:10great position
20:12yeah does anyone know the actual like name for that
20:15it's called the samran special
20:23say who you think is in the wrong couple and who they should be with instead
20:27oh
20:28that was a good question
20:30the couple that i can't see working i'd probably say sam and robin
20:34i don't think sam's got to know lola i think sam and lola could be
20:40could be a little vibe going on yeah
20:42i think robin should be with i think she should be with george
20:49because she likes george
20:55i like robin so
21:01ellie
21:08have a three-way kiss with two boys you fancy the most
21:13that's a good one
21:14you haven't got to pick me
21:16are you messing this is your time to shine
21:18do you focus
21:19do you want it
21:21right
21:33do you want it?
21:34do you want it?
21:35you can just do it here
21:36oh do it here look
21:38i don't know how to do it
21:40fucking hug
21:42Go for the team!
21:43Tom!
21:50How you doing? Was it a good kisser?
21:53Oh, it's a great kisser, mate.
21:54Next time we'll do it without Ellie.
22:04After he spent the first night with his foot stuck in his mouth,
22:07you'd think Lorenzo would have enjoyed that challenge,
22:09but apparently not.
22:11Do you like toe-sucking?
22:14No. No.
22:14No, not normally.
22:16Who does?
22:17Not normally.
22:17Hands up for toe-sucking.
22:20Oh!
22:21There's more than me thought.
22:22I love it being done to me.
22:24Really?
22:25That's so hot.
22:26It's so hot.
22:27I've never really let someone sock me toes.
22:31I don't think it's very nice, babe.
22:33Jasmine, what do you like about it? What is it?
22:36Well, it's nice in, like, sexual situations.
22:38It's not nice as on a reg.
22:42Tuesday afternoon, where are those toes at?
22:45At the office getting her toes sucked.
22:47Well, Lorenzo would be a pro now, so...
22:50Oh, not after that performance, though.
22:51You can teach me.
22:54Shall I?
22:54Yeah.
22:56Maybe not.
22:57Is it just the toe-sucking, or does the tongue run across the toes?
23:02Whatever you want.
23:03All of it.
23:04Right.
23:06But you're freaked out by feet.
23:07What did you say?
23:08Are you freaked out by feet?
23:11I just don't think that...
23:13I just don't think much of feet.
23:15I like a nice foot, but I won't be like,
23:18oh, yeah, that's a good foot.
23:20Mm.
23:21Like I said, I'm all about the arms.
23:23Have you ever said that?
23:25Like I say, like I'm talking now.
23:27Yeah, skinny arms.
23:29Skinny arms?
23:29Yes, I told you that.
23:31Anyone else fancy skinny arms?
23:33I'd ask for a show of hands, but I'm afraid Lorenzo
23:36would suck those hands right up to the armpit.
23:44Everyone knows that a coffee is not just a simple morning brew
23:47in the villa, and that a latte is a Love Island love language.
23:51And Aidan is worried he may be expressoing himself a little too much.
23:55Where's the arse?
23:57That's new.
24:00How many ice cubes do you want?
24:03One, two...
24:04Four.
24:05Four!
24:06It's going to fall out the cup.
24:08Please.
24:10So, making a coffee in the morning,
24:12basically, it instigates, you know,
24:14that things are quite serious, really.
24:16It means you have, you know,
24:18you might have genuine feelings towards somebody.
24:21Why is it there?
24:22What?
24:23Do you not fill it up?
24:24Well, do I sit it up?
24:26Just try that, try that, and I'll see if I fill it up.
24:28Because I don't know if you need more milk in there or coffee.
24:34Mmm.
24:36What's that?
24:37Is that a yay or a nay?
24:39No.
24:39Do you want more milk in it or what?
24:42No.
24:42That'd do, wouldn't it?
24:43I need caramel.
24:45Don't be fussy, eh?
24:46I don't see it as a serious thing.
24:50Like, making someone a coffee in the morning,
24:52I think it's quite normal.
24:54Because I made her one this morning.
24:56If I make everyone a coffee tomorrow,
24:59it's kind of not seen as that serious.
25:01And then I can, like, kind of ease my way out of it.
25:04That's not going to happen, by the way.
25:05But I'm not going to get up and make everyone a coffee.
25:07If you do end up making coffees, Edyn,
25:09I'll have a double shot, mocha chocka,
25:11defrocka frapper, nacka de Niro.
25:19The title of this next unseen clip is on the tip of my tongue.
25:22Do you want to know a fun fact?
25:23Go on.
25:24If you look at anything,
25:26your tongue knows exactly what it would feel like to lick it.
25:30Are you flippin' with me?
25:32No!
25:34Well, if you want to take it that way, grand.
25:36But I'm actually dead serious.
25:37Like, look at anything and imagine licking it.
25:39Your tongue knows exactly what it's going to be like.
25:41Look at the net.
25:41Look at the pillow.
25:42It knows exactly what it'll feel like.
25:44Isn't that weird?
25:44That's true of a stimulating for my brain.
25:45That's true of a stimulating for my brain.
25:47It's cool, though.
25:48Yeah, it actually is.
25:49To be fair, that's a fun fact.
25:51Never knew that.
25:52Right, any other fun facts?
25:53Do you have any for me?
25:53I've got a fun fact for you, Sean.
25:56It's time for a break.
25:57So, we'll have to come back later and find out...
26:00What's the fun fact?
26:16You're watching Love Island Unseenbit,
26:19so let's get this party started.
26:22Do you want me to show you what I'm like, DJ?
26:24And I'll give you some shout.
26:25OK, ready?
26:26Tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun,
26:30tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun.
26:31Yeah, say that.
26:32That's me on the death, wait!
26:40We've danced back through the last seven days of the amazing bits that didn't get picked.
26:45Have I got a bogey?
26:47Definitely in there.
26:48Wait, will God blow your nose?
26:49No, can you pick it out?
26:50Can you fuck off?
26:52These New Islanders are always ready for a close-up.
26:56Oh, you fucker.
26:58They certainly know how to strike a pose.
27:01What's that called?
27:04That's the downward dog.
27:05You've dusted your head.
27:06Are you all right, babe?
27:09Where's the down?
27:10It's Love Island Unseen Myths.
27:16Before the break, Sean was about to impart another fun fact.
27:19Right, any other fun facts?
27:20Do you have any for me?
27:21So go on then, Sean.
27:24What's the fun fact?
27:27Vote me.
27:28Right, a platypus.
27:30What the fuck's a platypus?
27:31Oh my God, a perioded platypus.
27:33Phineas and Ferb.
27:34Phineas and Ferb!
27:35Yeah, so you do know.
27:35So a platypus, does it sweat?
27:39Eh, water, blood or milk?
27:44Water.
27:44Milk.
27:45Milk?
27:46It sweats out milk, isn't it?
27:47How the fuck do you know that?
27:49I like platypus.
27:50No, I don't know.
27:51I can't remember.
27:51I think I heard it at a table quiz before.
27:53To be fair though, you're not a teacher.
27:54I don't teach the kids that, don't I?
27:56Today we're platypuses.
28:01The girls are wasting no time.
28:03It may only be week one, but they're already discussing their type on paper.
28:06But I read like chick flicks, you know, when they're like nothingy.
28:09They're not like, you're reading like psychological books.
28:12Like that's so different to me.
28:13I'm just like...
28:13I'm a Colleen Hoover type of girl.
28:16Oh, I do like that.
28:16Not that I like.
28:17We're literally book club guys.
28:19Yeah, you are out BBC Four.
28:22We could also do highbrow.
28:27I love Claire Douglas.
28:29She does like murder mystery.
28:33I'm such a Bridget Jones girl.
28:35No.
28:36I don't know who Bridget told us.
28:37I'm a self-help kind of book.
28:38I find myself help because I low-key know half of this already.
28:41Yeah, but I'm like, yeah, this is kind of basic knowledge.
28:43Like you should know this shit.
28:44Like who doesn't know this huram they're living their life not knowing this stuff?
28:46You just continue your book chats.
28:49I'm going to go.
28:49No, but we were saying like, hey everyone.
28:53Are you dipping your feet in?
28:55Yeah.
28:57What are you girls chatting about?
28:58They were talking about books and I'm not going to lie.
29:00Don't read.
29:01Then you came over here, you were like, nah.
29:02I don't read at all.
29:03She was like, nah.
29:03Forget this shit.
29:04What's your favourite novel of the 20th century?
29:06We're talking about books as well.
29:08Fuck off.
29:08We're actually talking about foreign literature.
29:10Yeah.
29:10The Swedish ones.
29:11These are technically.
29:13Yeah, the Swedish literature is really interesting.
29:15We were thinking about taking a trip to the library.
29:18Just to see the museums and the culture.
29:20Yeah.
29:20All the culture.
29:21So much culture to take in.
29:23I don't mind not reading.
29:24I read a book during the lockdown.
29:28What?
29:29I've came over here to avoid the book conversation and you're like,
29:32I need a book.
29:33I'm actually just going to go sit on myself.
29:35Ellie is thinking that this is not the under the cover's actions she signed up for.
29:45Robin may be a proud scouser, but that doesn't mean she knows whereabouts in the UK Liverpool actually is.
29:51You're going to have to teach me some slanking.
29:52I'm serious.
29:53Because when we get out and I come down and we have to go out.
29:56I'm going to have to go out.
29:58Scotland's up to me.
29:59Is it?
30:06You come up in.
30:07You come on right down.
30:09You come up in.
30:10Well, when I come down.
30:13Up.
30:14Yep.
30:17When I come off.
30:18When I come off.
30:20You're fine.
30:21It's away.
30:22Sorry.
30:23Sorry.
30:23I don't like bugs.
30:24You don't like bugs?
30:25Then you shouldn't be watching this next unseen bit, Robin.
30:28It's...
30:30Islanders get scared by something.
30:34What?
30:35Do you know what I like?
30:36I like like...
30:38That bug is literally...
30:41No one's actually pulled me a...
30:45But...
30:45Can you...
30:47Oh, the fuck?
30:48Do you know what?
30:49They don't fuck around, do they?
30:50No.
30:50They'll just come right at you.
30:52It's so nice to have someone come in and just be like...
30:55A man.
30:57A man?
31:00Like, honestly, if I had chopsticks, if I'd have fucking caught that.
31:03Like, I think we're just like...
31:04Oh, my God.
31:05Sorry, that is a ginormous loss.
31:07I mean, it's probably just attracting people who've got perfume and stuff on.
31:09Fuck, so...
31:12Oh!
31:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
31:15You're obsessed with me.
31:17I need her to take one for the team.
31:18Ah!
31:20Where is it?
31:21You're all right, you're all right.
31:22It landed on my face!
31:23I just saw that happen.
31:25In 4K, what the hell?
31:27Oh, my God.
31:27That is a monster.
31:28Did you see it on my face?
31:29It literally landed on my face.
31:32You guys, it slapped me.
31:32I love you have...
31:33It hurt.
31:34I'm not joking.
31:35That I should do.
31:36Yeah.
31:36Like, one day, I'll just come over and I'll give you...
31:38I'll brought you a gift.
31:39Just that...
31:41Get it off me.
31:46Why didn't you get it off me?
31:48I just want to see what he's going to do.
31:49He's coming back for revenge.
31:50I think that is the...
31:51That was the same one.
31:54I was quite calm.
31:55Like, whatever happened, happened.
31:58But now I'm, like, ready to...
32:01What is that?
32:02Whoa!
32:03Whoa!
32:04It just fell.
32:05Whoa, wait, take a picture of it.
32:06It's a beetle.
32:07Oh, it's Islanders take a pic with something.
32:12I'll take a pic of you taking a pic of him.
32:15Come on.
32:15And then I'm going to take a pic of you taking a pic of...
32:17Me taking a pic.
32:26Pick it up.
32:28That's massive.
32:28Don't pick that up.
32:29You just told me to pick it up.
32:31Yeah, I tried my mind.
32:33Oh!
32:34Beetle catching.
32:34Oh!
32:36We don't know if it's poisonous.
32:37Ah!
32:38Ah!
32:41I don't know that shit.
32:42If you don't like it, Opie, then don't do a photo shoot with a dung beetle.
32:52It's the first week and already the terrace has seen some serious lip action.
32:57Oh, yeah.
33:06Oh, yeah.
33:10Oh, yeah.
33:12Oh, yeah.
33:14Oh, yeah.
33:21Oh, yeah.
33:22Oh, yeah.
33:25Oh, yeah.
33:26Oh, yeah.
33:27Oh, yeah.
33:27but what i'd like to know is what sweet nothings were uttered to set the romantic tone
33:35wait hold up i'm gonna pee quickly shut up i swear to god i need you can just take in
33:45he's literally leaving me already he's like i need a way oh yes how romantic
34:13oh the romance
34:19i was quite flattered to hear that lorenzo was talking to ellie about one of the funniest
34:24people to come out of scotland which one of you has taken a shirt
34:33she's great that woman she put scotland on the map yeah what an icon yeah
34:38do you know her no do you know the woman that asks if her kids have got her i don't
34:45know her wish i did
34:46though i'm gonna sing shelloid by shelloid
34:53we do reenact
35:05so what what a character do you want first the real assy there's two no the one that's sitting
35:12she did nothing right are you ready right okay all right i'm gonna sing shelloid but
35:29she's like this is like year eleven drama right so you're singing oh no you saw this one
35:39i saw this one did they right go go go which one of yes has done that and then you
35:46have to say it
35:47it wasn't me oh it wasn't me but that's fucking one of yes there's go stand
35:56sorry oh good brother
35:59hello just do you make her laugh no i don't
36:03do you know what i mean it's a bit much i think it's a bit over the top now i
36:11think
36:11yeah yasmin that's so funny if you ask me it's disgusting
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37:56everyone say cheese or better still everyone say love island unseen bits
38:07we're here to throw back to things you wish you had seen
38:14like that big ledge behind you yaz
38:17oh
38:19it's a program that's easy to dip into
38:22all right listen that's the least of my problems right now
38:30it's a show that proves that when life sends you lemons you can make lemonade
38:35fuck off at last the time the opie hasn't mastered it's love island unseen bits
38:46i heard two of the girls walking past my voiceover booth yesterday saying that aids and what a melt
38:50i think it might have been something to do with this unseen bite
38:54that looks good boy ramsey
38:56doesn't it it smells good too don't it
38:58is this mine
38:58okay you're right you're right
39:02are you joking me
39:04can we share it
39:09wow it's just been robbed
39:11it's just been robbed mate i know it's all right i'll make another one
39:14round two oh it's a bit soggy on that it's a bit soggy
39:18it's got a soggy bottom don't moan babe what did what she say it's a bit soggy
39:24bring it back here then sorry aiden it looks like your reputation as a chef is toast
39:30i want to give the guys oh is it a sandwich can i have some oh my god that is
39:37the best thing i've ever
39:44i've got full on shivers
39:48do you want to have light i would
39:50she would yes she would how good is that how good is this
39:58that's my favorite thing in the world
40:07incredible from him
40:11he's an amazing mom
40:13well this is a love island first a girl that likes a cheesy fella who strings her along
40:2424 hours after the end of the villa the truth came out about george and yasmin's secret mission
40:29from maya islanders yasmin and george entered the villa yesterday they have been keeping a secret
40:36no i don't think it's funny you know well that's what you were wrong jasmine it was funny
40:41okay first everyone pulled a funny face and then there was this priceless bit of comedy timing as
40:48samraj and ellie were sent packing
40:52alien samraj it's not over yet a second chance is coming is this a joke
40:58it is a joke samraj i told you this was funny the games have begun i'm ready also ready were
41:06two
41:06brand new bombshells so ellie and samraj went from dumped to double dates and here are some
41:14delicious unseen bits that you didn't get to see nice lovely innit sorry what was your name
41:20cavern cavern yeah the k it's different innit oh cavern cavern yeah that sounds horrible saying that
41:26where are you from you got me with an accent have a guess
41:30welsh no no scottish yeah
41:3350 50. i was going to say close enough but it's miles up i'm a modder darling i'm used to
41:39the cameras
41:39make sure you get my good side okay cheers to us indeed
41:50yeah i need to put this down i actually can't see that i've been found
41:53i should have got that bow toes down because i'm sprinting that now and all the night
41:56it's okay there's a fire yeah i was gonna say you don't want that in your drink
41:59it does look shit what's gonna happen come on let's go oh it's fine
42:16it's back it's time for i asked our anders to show me their party tricks
42:26party tricks i don't know uh i could do the moonwalk
42:34mate that was shit to be fair i have the world's crappiest party tricks which i'm
42:40going to show you guys because the world needs to see it
42:57i think i've got one
43:01two legs up and a little like this make it rain so this one beds a lot worse than
43:07this one but this one's pure manga tense my abs i think having abs is the party trick so
43:20ah
43:26huh maybe i don't know
43:33oops looks like this
43:50i've got really bendy wendy hands so i can do this weird thing
43:54i can do the magic mic one where i jump in the air and i grind on the floor
44:00oh oh no
44:03i think we're okay
44:08is it all right so i've got is that one a rush to do it again maybe not
44:15come back next week for some more
44:18beach up in the air and down
44:24unseen bits is contractually obliged to include a certain amount of farts in each episode but we are
44:29almost at the end and we have not reached our quota we're going to get reported to waftcom let's have
44:35one last look i am terrified to see the unseen bits because i am just exactly how i am at
44:40home
44:40i am at home
44:46we find those
44:47the internet are going to use that
44:49yeah 100 percent of course we are ingesting time
44:53it was a princess pop it wasn't anything else
44:55it wasn't far
44:57we'll take a princess pop yasmin thanks see you next time bye