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00:08Hello and welcome to Kentucky Brew Reviews. I'm Radar, the corporate shill. Special K and Fuzzy, assistant to the corporate
00:18shill. I guess that would be your boss. He's the corporate. He's corporate. Because he's making us do this. Because
00:25apparently we haven't yet.
00:26For some reason, we haven't reviewed Bud Light, so we're going to do that now. This is 4.2%
00:31alcohol by volume. I got this large can right here. Is this a 25-ounce can? It doesn't say. It
00:36has to be 25 ounces. All the big cans are 25 ounces. It also has to say. It's like a
00:41legal thing. I think it's something to do with they had a dispute with the can manufacturers or something. Oh,
00:46really? So they're like, fuck you, we'll just make our own 25-ounce cans. I mean, whatever works for them.
00:51It was one hell of a pop on that top, though.
00:53Yeah. Just because of the extra 25-ounce. It's that extra ounce. Yeah. It causes the extra ounce pop. The
01:00real punch of the carbonation. Let's talk about Bud Light real quick. It's made by Anheuser-Busch. It is. You
01:05can get it literally anywhere. Yeah. They probably have vending machines on the moon with Bud Light in them. It
01:11is the most popular light beer on the market. Yeah, definitely the most prolific as well of the macro brews.
01:16And the reason for that is because it has no flavor. Yeah. It doesn't taste like it. And if you
01:20have no flavor, everybody can get behind it.
01:22Yeah. People who don't like beer like Bud Light. Yeah. So maybe except for spot. Yeah. It doesn't have hardly
01:29any carbonation on there. Head is gone already.
01:33Smells like... Nothing. Smells like beer. Smells like... Barely. Rice? I don't know.
01:43It's not corn. Rice across the room. The commercials have made it very clear. It's not corn.
01:48This is rice from across the room.
01:50Hey, I wonder if we mentioned that if Coors uses corn syrup, if this will make all the smart
01:58tap handles go off. Oh, no. I think that's got to be Bud Light talking shit about Coors. Oh.
02:04I'm going to go... Spuzzy with Kentucky Brew Review sponsored by... No, not really.
02:08I'm going to go ahead and say this. Middle Light and Coors Light are both better than this.
02:13Yeah.
02:14Yeah. All of them are really close. They're very similar. They really are. But it's just...
02:24Tastes like slightly sweet, heavily carbonated water.
02:30A little bit. Yeah. Like you could pound this down real fast.
02:35It tastes like they took one hop nugget in like an entire batch and like rubbed it in there.
02:39And then they didn't even... And then they pulled it out. Like...
02:44What? One hop nugget.
02:45They just rubbed it in there?
02:46Yeah.
02:47They just like... They just dipped it.
02:50And that's your Bud Light there.
02:52It's... I mean, it's Bud Light. If you guys are watching these videos, you probably know what Bud Light tastes
02:57like.
02:58Yeah.
02:59There's nothing offensive in the flavor at all.
03:01There's absolutely nothing offensive in the flavor.
03:03But there is no flavor.
03:04There is also...
03:07There's just the barest hint of a beer flavor.
03:10Mm-hmm.
03:11There is a beer flavor there.
03:13It's not strong.
03:16But yeah, this is...
03:17This is like the epitome of a five.
03:21You're...
03:21You're...
03:22You're correct.
03:23Yeah.
03:23But I can't give it a five because it's overpriced for what it is.
03:26It actually is kind of overpriced for what it is.
03:28Because compared to the other light, you get Hams Light, Genesee Light, all these beers are literally almost half the
03:35price of this.
03:36And they're a bit better.
03:37Way better.
03:37And they have more flavor.
03:39Yeah.
03:39And then, yeah, I mean, it's...
03:41I mean, I gotta say, this is probably the first time I've drank a Bud Light in like the past
03:44five years.
03:45It's...
03:45It's...
03:46It's kind of a shock.
03:48My mother-in-law drinks them all the time.
03:49Every time she offers me one, I'm like, if that's all you have, I'm just kind of like, nah, I'm
03:53good.
03:54I mean, especially when you consider that, like, you know, even for macro brews, our typical go-tos are very
04:00different.
04:01You know, but...
04:03Yeah.
04:04If you like Bud Light, that's cool, but I do urge you to try different things.
04:07Oh, yeah.
04:07Because they're...
04:07I mean, if you think this is what a beer is, then you're sort of mistaken.
04:11Like, you're missing out.
04:12You're missing out, yeah.
04:13I mean, it is technically a beer.
04:15It's barely a beer.
04:16It's got all the right ingredients to be beer, just in really weird quantities.
04:20Like, the smallest amount they can legally put in there, probably.
04:23Everything.
04:24Gotta cut those corners somehow.
04:25Right.
04:26So, it's...
04:26If this is what you think is a real beer, definitely get out there and try some different stuff.
04:30It doesn't matter if it's macro or craft.
04:32I do urge you to try local stuff because, you know, support your community, but...
04:36Yeah.
04:36And don't take this as us, like, yo...
04:39Smashing on it, yeah.
04:40You know, dumping on the beer because, you know, if that's what you like, that's what you like.
04:45Yeah.
04:45If someone gives me Bud Light, I drink Bud Light.
04:48Yeah, I've got a friend who drinks only Bud Light, and he claims it's because of the price.
04:55It's...
04:55No, there's...
04:56Yeah.
04:57It's so many beers cheaper.
04:58But, yeah, whenever I go over there, I have Bud Light.
05:01Yeah.
05:04I will say it's very bad in draft form.
05:07It's one of those beers that I know people who are regular Bud Light drinkers that would
05:11not drink it in draft form because it's even more watery.
05:14Yeah.
05:14So, they tell me, they're like, oh, we don't get it in draft because it's more water.
05:17We don't ever get it in bottles, and I'm just like, that should tell you something.
05:21Yeah.
05:21It's supposed to be better in draft.
05:23I'm going to go ahead and rate this.
05:25I'm going to give it a four.
05:27I'm taking a point off because there are cheaper, better, like, more flavorful beers
05:30out there.
05:31As far as event, there's nothing offensive in the flavor at all.
05:34Better, stronger, slower.
05:35Yes.
05:36They're like, it's the epitome of a basic, boring, ultra-priced beer.
05:43Bud Light's like four and a half percent too, isn't it?
05:464.2.
05:464.2.
05:47Yeah, you could drink the rest of that can and just be lightly buzzed because you drank Bud Light.
05:55Like, Michelob Ultra, if you're going for, like, an ultra-light, like, Michelob Ultra
05:58even has more hop-flavored character than this does.
06:01And it's an ultra-light, so.
06:03Well, it's only 90 calories.
06:05Right.
06:0595.
06:0695.
06:06Wow.
06:07These are, like, 105 or something.
06:09Which isn't terrible.
06:10Miller Light has less calories than this, so Miller Light has way more flavor.
06:13So.
06:14Yeah.
06:15Did you rate it?
06:15Yeah, I did.
06:16You said five?
06:17I said this is the definition of a five.
06:19Yeah.
06:19And I probably, yeah, it's, it's, it's the basic beer.
06:23So, yeah, it's just, it's everything middle of the ground, so five.
06:27Would you suggest this?
06:29Now, normally, I understand you wouldn't suggest this, anyone to buy this beer, but is there
06:34any circumstance under which you would suggest people buy Bud Light?
06:40Hmm.
06:41I cannot recommend Bud Light in any way, shape, or form.
06:44Like I said, there are better craft beers out there.
06:47There are cheaper craft beers than Bud Light.
06:48There are cheaper light beers out there than Bud Light that are better.
06:53Um, yeah, it's just, it's not good.
06:57I mean, it's not good for the price.
06:58It's just there.
06:59It exists.
07:00Yeah.
07:00It is.
07:01It's popular.
07:01It is a beer.
07:02I hope to see one day taken off its throne.
07:04There will always be a place for it.
07:05I guarantee it, but I hope eventually it'll be overtaken by something that's not a light
07:10beer.
07:10Yeah.
07:11There's all those things.
07:11I can't really think of a time where I would recommend it.
07:15Maybe when China takes over, Kieran Light will take over.
07:19Better than that.
07:20Purple voice.
07:22Yeah.
07:23So, yeah, it doesn't really come into mind here.
07:26Like, again, it's one of those things.
07:27If you want to get drunk cheap, there's still, there's a, you know, a half dozen other great
07:32beers that will give you more flavor and probably get you drunk a little quicker than what Bud Light
07:37will do.
07:38Their ad campaigns are fantastic.
07:40Yeah, that is the one you'd think.
07:41Everyone knows about Dilly Dilly.
07:43Dilly Dilly.
07:44I don't know what you're talking about.
07:45It's just, it's just because you live under a rock, you troglodyte.
07:49I don't have TV.
07:50You don't know what Dilly Dilly is?
07:51I don't have cable or TV.
07:52I don't either.
07:53If you're not watching, you don't watch Super Bowl.
07:55I don't do sports ball.
07:57Told you.
07:58Anyways, okay, so there's, there's one person that doesn't know what Dilly Dilly is.
08:02I've seen there are some of their ads like hating on Miller Lite, even though they use
08:07fucking rice for their filler.
08:08They're still using a filler just like Miller Lite is.
08:10They're only using rice instead of corn.
08:12Yeah, but they're not using corn.
08:13Those are the operative terms.
08:14It doesn't matter though.
08:15It's still a filler, which does not belong in beer if you're making a good beer.
08:20It really doesn't.
08:21It's only, like, filler should only be used if you're making a cheap beer and I don't
08:23consider this a cheap beer.
08:24Also, the huge amount of shit that corn gets for corn, uh, corn, corn syrup.
08:30Yeah, like, there's, like, an actual, like, health revolution in, like, the 90s about
08:36corn syrup.
08:36Y'all remember that?
08:37Oh, yeah.
08:38Yeah, it's kind of still going on.
08:39Yeah, it's still, there's, like, the dregs of it are still happening where there are people
08:43like, oh, yeah, I haven't eaten corn syrup in 30 years.
08:46Good for you.
08:47Congratulations.
08:48The rest of us humans have eaten food.
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