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Celebs Go Dating - Season 15 - Episode 08
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00:00Previously on Celebs Go Dating.
00:03You need to break those.
00:04I could see.
00:05I could snob your face off.
00:07Our celebs got hot and horny with their chosen plus ones in the canaries.
00:11They said I'm down for daddy.
00:13But then the agents dropped a beefy barbecue bombshell.
00:16We would like to introduce you to some new faces.
00:20No way! Oh my God!
00:23Killeen, James and Lucinda went straight out on dates with their fresh fitties.
00:28This is powerful.
00:28Oh, wow.
00:30And wasted no time getting cosy.
00:34If you don't ask, you don't get it.
00:36And tonight...
00:37We're here!
00:39The remaining dates get wet.
00:41Chances, you know, not stare at you too much.
00:43But then it's crunch time.
00:45This is where shit gets real.
00:47As the celebs get face-to-face feedback from their dates.
00:50The sexual chemistry wasn't there.
00:52I want somebody who's going to give me everything.
00:55Greedy.
00:56Dead.
00:56And face arse-clinching decisions.
00:59I just wanted a bit more bath.
01:00I'm going to say no.
01:01As our celebs!
01:02Sexy, baby!
01:03I might be asexual.
01:04Go!
01:05You've got a great body.
01:06Dating!
01:07I always quit cricks.
01:09That might be why you're single, Cole.
01:15Welcome to Celebs Go Dating, where it's our last day in tenors.
01:20In the room for the people I love for you.
01:24And with half the celebs decompressing after yesterday's canary aisle curveball,
01:29David, Gabs and Stephen are waiting to find out what the agents have planned for this morning's date.
01:34I actually really enjoyed yesterday at the barbecue.
01:37Yeah.
01:37Sounds like morale's high.
01:38And then there was obviously that lovely twist.
01:41There's such lame bastards.
01:43Ah, that's more like it.
01:44When Joelle came in, and straight away, just more sauce.
01:48I like that.
01:49And more confidence.
01:50How you doing?
01:52Big Friends fan, was he, Gabs?
01:54Yours is really pretty.
01:57I think she's got, like, a cool vibe about her.
02:00She just looked effortlessly, like, cool, so, do you know what I mean?
02:04Yeah.
02:04We'll see, won't we?
02:06Everything okay, Stephen?
02:07To be honest, the last two dates I've been on haven't exactly gone swimmingly, so I'm a little bit apprehensive
02:13about what the agents might have planned for the next one.
02:17Oh, Jesus.
02:19Oh, God, what?
02:20Anna's messaged me.
02:21Here we go.
02:23Hi, guys.
02:24Hope you packed your swimmers, because David, Gabby and Stephen, you are off to get wet and wild at the
02:30water park along with your dates.
02:32Have fun.
02:33I know you're going to, and I cannot wait to see how you guys will get along.
02:38A water park!
02:39I'm wild, baby!
02:41Is this your idea of health?
02:45Aren't we fun?
02:46It's not very sexy, but then, do you know what I mean?
02:50Because I'm going to look like a drying dog.
02:53Well, if you can lick your own balls, I doubt you'll have any complaints from your date.
03:00So while half the celebs head off in search of slip-and-slide vibes at the water park...
03:04Come on, guys.
03:06Let's get wet!
03:07Let's get soaking wet!
03:10Back inside, Lucinda is making another kind of splash with less chlorine and more protein, as the rest of them
03:16digest last night's surprise date.
03:20How did your dates go last night, by the way?
03:22Look, I mean, it was pretty sexy.
03:25Was it?
03:25I'm not going to lie.
03:26Did you kiss?
03:27We did.
03:29I suppose I just couldn't resist.
03:31Because he had these big, gorgeous, chunky lips.
03:34And do you know what?
03:35I felt desired.
03:37Really?
03:37Yep.
03:38Oh.
03:39What about you?
03:40How did yours go, please?
03:41Yeah, how did your date go?
03:42A nice guy, and he'd be lovely for someone, but it's just not for me.
03:46I mean, and I'm not saying that Steve's going to be the one all the way through, but I think,
03:50at the moment, sexual chemistry and the...
03:54Just chemistry.
03:54Is there.
03:56Is there.
03:56Best bring your lab coat and goggles next time, Steve.
03:59From my date situation, I actually didn't go in for the kiss.
04:04What?
04:04Solely because I thought it was inappropriate having just dropped the tongue into Scarlet.
04:08Rugger Buggers are so romantic, aren't they?
04:12I dropped the tongue in.
04:14Keats has got nothing on my lines.
04:16Keats actually loved dropping his tongue into Fanny.
04:19That was his wife's name, FYI.
04:20Grow up.
04:25And across the island, we're moving from Keats to our very own Byron of Bolton.
04:30Oh, my God.
04:32We're here.
04:37Yes, you are, Potsy.
04:39And look, he's waiting for you.
04:40It's your newest fan.
04:42Fan.
04:43Stephen's date, Clara.
04:44And Gabby's match, Joelle.
04:46Looking cool.
04:48Oh, my...
04:49Hi!
04:51Oh, Jesus.
04:52They're all dolled up.
04:53Yeah, I look like Brits Abroad.
04:54Hi, guys.
04:56You's not ready for a splish, that?
04:58They are when you're pretty like that.
05:00Time to get wet, wild and sexy, baby.
05:06Getting wet and wild.
05:07We are getting wet and wild, isn't it?
05:09We absolutely are.
05:19Somewhere out of my depth, but being at a water park is definitely keeping my mind off of what might
05:24otherwise be nerves.
05:26So much fun.
05:27So much fun.
05:30We're in the waves too well, and we're getting wavy, baby.
05:35Getting wavy and wet.
05:35When I first heard date at a water park, I thought, oh, my God.
05:41Are you ready?
05:42Are you ready?
05:42Paddle, ready?
05:43Ready, ready?
05:44Here we go!
05:46I'm running.
05:47But getting tossed around in the waves with fans, what a treat.
05:52Oh, my God!
05:54Get out!
06:04Hasn't seen a pair of trousers all week, and he's worried about a lost bucket hat.
06:08Jesus!
06:15Let's go, baby!
06:17An action-packed date is so what I needed.
06:19Literally, the only thing I've got to worry about is everything staying in place.
06:23Well, just in case things didn't stay in place, Joelle's got himself a good viewpoint.
06:28But, wow, Joelle is looking thin.
06:44Oh, how cute is this?
06:48Oh, my God!
06:49And champagne!
06:51Lovely stuff.
06:52Oh, it's a good one as well.
06:53How did you find today, though?
06:55Fun!
06:56I was nervous about the slide, to be fair, at first, just because I didn't know what I was
07:00going to look like when I came out of it.
07:02I was like, I've done my makeup and everything.
07:04Oh!
07:05Just like that.
07:06Don't judge him.
07:06He's probably nervous.
07:08Joelle is hot.
07:10He is sexy.
07:11And I'm actually a bit nervous, to be honest.
07:14What is your type?
07:15I need someone that's confident.
07:17Yeah.
07:18And driven.
07:20And just got a bit of bulk.
07:23Eyes north, Joelle.
07:24Eyes north.
07:26First initial attraction has to be there, 100%.
07:29Yeah.
07:29Everything else kind of follows off, though.
07:31So, like, when I seen you, I was just like, 100%.
07:34You ain't even going to ask me again, but I'm down 100%.
07:36I love that.
07:37Well, this is all going swimmingly so far.
07:40How old are you, by the way?
07:41I'm 25.
07:42Oh, shit.
07:43Oh, well, it was nice while it lasted.
07:45What is that an issue, though?
07:47Well, I feel like 25 is, like, the first year that I went on Love Island, and my life
07:52has changed so much since then.
07:54Sure has.
07:54You've now got Bobby B talking over your poolside date on a Spanish island rather than Ian Sterling.
08:03And from bougie daybeds and bubbly to sticky sun loungers and screaming, as David gets to know Fan in the
08:10family fun zone.
08:11Well, at least he's been reunited with his beloved bucket hat.
08:16Thank you so much.
08:18Thank you so much.
08:18You're welcome.
08:20Cheers to that.
08:21Cheers.
08:22Cheers.
08:23So, talk to me.
08:25Give me a bio.
08:25Hi, fam from Birmingham.
08:28Salon owner.
08:29Yeah.
08:29I'm one of 11.
08:3011?
08:3111.
08:32Oh, my God.
08:33My mum and dad didn't have a telly.
08:35They just had a creaky bed.
08:36Yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:36Creaky double bed.
08:38He's fit.
08:40Tick.
08:41He's flirty.
08:42Tick.
08:43And he's filthy.
08:44Tick.
08:45This is getting off to a very good start.
08:48Am I your usual tie?
08:52A long sip of a cocktail is never a great sign.
08:57I like, like, I like your vibe.
08:59I like your personality.
09:00I think it's really funny.
09:01Oh, thank you.
09:03Fancy returning the compliment?
09:05What's your usual tie?
09:06No.
09:07No?
09:07Okay.
09:07Do you know what?
09:08I'd say, like, usually tall, older.
09:12And I know you're shorter and younger.
09:14Shots fired.
09:16Well.
09:16I may call it three in other places.
09:17Oh, is it?
09:18Like what?
09:19Well, I'm not shorter and younger down there.
09:22Oh, okay.
09:23Call it swung, bro.
09:26Oh, lovely.
09:27Warm, slightly fizzy and tastes like piss.
09:31Meanwhile, after successfully avoiding any wedgie-based incidents on the slides,
09:35can Stephen finally manage to pull a successful date out of his arse as he settles down to get to
09:40know Clara?
09:42Shall we do a cheers?
09:43Cheers.
09:44Nice to meet you.
09:45Nice to meet you.
09:46Are you not an orange juice fan?
09:48It's a bit sharp.
09:49Okay.
09:50You're fair sweet, I think.
09:52Yes, you're in here, Stephen.
09:53Just go with it, Brad.
09:56More bitter.
09:57Ah.
09:57Bitter.
09:58Okay, cool.
09:59What would be an example of that?
10:00Dark chocolate.
10:01Okay.
10:02I'm just going to make a really bad joke about my personality, but hopefully not.
10:08Beer's not something I want to be.
10:10That's not a bad joke.
10:11It's a dad joke.
10:12It wasn't a joke at all, was it?
10:14Fair enough.
10:15I am a dad.
10:16Listen, I was making dad jokes long before I had a kid.
10:19I've dived in headfirst with the dad jokes, and they seem to be going really well.
10:23Clara seems to be quite receptive.
10:25Things are relatively awkward, but, like, all is going all right so far.
10:30How's life?
10:31Life is all right, you know?
10:32Mm-hmm.
10:33I mean, why would you not want to come to a water park on a first date?
10:37Jump in a bikini, be half naked, go down some slides.
10:40I mean, I wouldn't normally get naked until, you know, quite a few dates along, but today
10:45I made an exception.
10:46Whoa, she is primed in on the professor.
10:49Come on, Stephen.
10:50No dad jokes this time.
10:51Think sexy.
10:53Great way to test the waters.
10:55There's a dad joke for you.
10:56There you go.
10:56Keep dropping them, it's fine.
10:57Okay, better wordplay pun stuff, but why don't you just flirt?
11:01What have you learned from this experience so far?
11:03Very little based on current evidence.
11:06Erm, that I might be asexual.
11:09Really?
11:09Fuck's sake, I'll go get your tail, mate.
11:25Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating, where at the water park, Gabby is attempting to resist
11:30the temptations of her toy boy Joelle after discovering how young he is.
11:35I mean, gripping a wine glass like a sippy cup, it's a bit of a giveaway.
11:38What are you like as a boyfriend?
11:40I feel like I'm just...
11:41Because I feel like you're cheeky and you're, like, very confident.
11:44So I can imagine, sorry to tarnish you with the same brush, but when you go out, I can
11:48imagine you to just be, like, active with the yells.
11:51No, no, no, I'm not interested in all of that.
11:53No?
11:54No, if I go out with my friends, I'm just looking to just kind of just chill, enjoy the night.
11:59When I like something, or, like, I like someone where I want a goal for someone, 100%, I don't
12:03believe in doing things half-heartedly, it's just pointless, it's just a waste of everyone's
12:06time.
12:06That's what I'm saying, I'm just, I'm too, I think I'm too honest for my own good sometimes.
12:10I came into this looking for someone older, but they've given me a 25-year-old, but I'm
12:16having a nice time with Joelle, so this is the problem, so confusing.
12:20I'm letting you know that I'm fully 100% liking you, do you know what I mean?
12:24The lip face, I can't.
12:26I can't even hold it.
12:29So, from a complete flirted masterclass, over to a complete flippin' mess, and unsurprisingly,
12:34there appears to still be something on Clara's mind.
12:38So, what makes you think that you might be asexual?
12:42Oh, no, just I've not felt anything throughout this process yet, it was, yeah, it's just been
12:48Oh, Stephen.
12:51But you haven't been single for that long, right?
12:53No, six months, six months.
12:55It's just such a weird thing as well, when you haven't dated for years.
13:00Like, this is me out of my comfort zone.
13:02So, to explain, right, I'm at a point in life where I'm a year now, having been diagnosed
13:07as autistic, which is obviously something I haven't caught later on in life, it's been
13:10there the whole time.
13:11Yeah.
13:11And I remember someone saying to me when I was 16, what's wrong?
13:14You never have any expression on your face.
13:16But, actually, I can be really enthusiastic and happy.
13:20You look like that.
13:21Yeah, be like, you haven't had a good time.
13:22Is that how you felt yesterday when we walked in?
13:23Absolutely.
13:24Oh, really?
13:26It's been really easy to talk to Clara, and I've really enjoyed talking to her.
13:29I hope she feels similarly.
13:31Look, I don't know if this is heading anywhere, or where it's heading if it is, but this is
13:34the most relaxed I've felt on a date thus far.
13:37This is more like it, mate.
13:39Progress from pro-green.
14:09You need to have a back story, right?
14:10And I think it can only really come from that person.
14:12So, on those days, I give myself the space to feel like that.
14:16That's good.
14:45I relate to that.
14:47See, Tom's from Poland.
14:48Yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:49I'm not Jamaican heritage.
14:50You've got gravy and potatoes on the one side and jerk chicken on the other.
14:53I do.
14:54I enjoy jerk chicken.
14:56I enjoy gravy.
14:57That's my man.
14:58All meat and no veg.
15:00What do you prefer?
15:01Just say jerk chicken, Dave.
15:03I mean, you can't ask me that because I'm a northerner, so of course I love gravy.
15:07Maybe if you take those with a bit of jerk chicken on the side, then.
15:11Maybe a bit of coleslaw.
15:14Not coleslaw.
15:15Not coleslaw.
15:16And I got that when I worked in MAGA.
15:18Nothing like a spot of herpes chat to ruin a man's appetite.
15:22What am I talking about, bringing up coleslawers?
15:25I mean, me and Van are having a great time.
15:27I really think I need to change the direction of this chat.
15:30No, I'm joking.
15:31That is an absolute joke.
15:33God, I shouldn't be drinking, Dave.
15:34But you're going to carry on sipping it anyway.
15:45Right, that's making me feel ill.
15:46Someone give that child a dummy to shut it up and you can give the baby some milk while you're
15:50at it.
15:57Meanwhile, judging from the fact she's now horizontal,
16:00I'm guessing Gabby's attempts at resisting young gun Joelle's bulging biceps isn't going to plan.
16:05You've got a great body.
16:07Thank you very much.
16:08I know.
16:09Thank you, love.
16:09Okay.
16:10I'll take it.
16:10Yeah, you do.
16:12Very good.
16:14I don't look really good, though.
16:15See them ocean blue eyes.
16:17I'm like, they're crazy.
16:20They're like, crazy, crazy.
16:21I'm even trying to just, you know, not stare at you too much.
16:24Yeah, you look like you're really straining, mate.
16:28The date is going so well.
16:29There's so much chemistry.
16:31And I'm enjoying Joelle's company.
16:33But I have to keep reminding myself that he's 25.
16:35And I need to make sure that this isn't just about getting sexy.
16:41Anyway, five years' time.
16:42Go.
16:42Uh-oh, serious question alert.
16:44Look sharp, Joelle.
16:46About five years' time, I just see myself, like, I guess with my chosen woman.
16:51But also, like, I just want to have, like, my business up and running.
16:54Hopefully some little ones running around.
16:56As long as I'm happy, I'm happy with just everyone around me and what I'm doing.
17:00I'm good.
17:01I love that.
17:02That's a great actor.
17:04Fuck, he's good.
17:07So as Gabby looks set to fall back into her old habits,
17:11Stephen is finally getting to grips with a new one,
17:13holding a conversation with a woman.
17:16You've been really open, though.
17:17I've been told that I need to be more open by two people I've sat with.
17:24So have you been on two dates?
17:25Mm-hm.
17:27Would you want to see me again?
17:29Come on, Pro-G, you can do this.
17:31No dad jokes, please.
17:33Yeah.
17:34Would you?
17:34Yeah.
17:35How about you?
17:36I would want to see you again.
17:38OK.
17:39Phew.
17:42So it's been you.
17:44I feel like it's been a really nice conversation.
17:47I've enjoyed talking to you.
17:48It's felt like the right side of challenging.
17:51Now seal the deal, PG, and get on over there and give her a snog.
17:55It's been really nice.
17:56We're going to see each other again.
17:57Yeah, sweet.
17:58Or just limp double high-five instead.
18:01Baby steps, Stephen.
18:02Baby steps.
18:02Talking with Clara was really fun.
18:04It was easy.
18:05And I feel like I was more open.
18:07I'm feeling good.
18:08It was a really nice date.
18:10We had a really good chat.
18:12Yeah, I think it was really cute.
18:13And he said that he does want to see me again.
18:15So that was like a little bit of affirmation that maybe we're moving back from asexual back to maybe heterosexual.
18:23Who knows?
18:24It's really refreshing to be able to sit down and just go, I'm a work in progress.
18:27No excuses.
18:28I'm accountable and culpable and responsible.
18:30But I am still very much asexual, bisexual, omnisexual, pansexual.
18:36Up for anything sexual?
18:38Clueless.
18:39Yeah, I'd probably agree with that.
18:43I wouldn't worry, though, as David's not exactly been smashing it out of the park with his yummy brummie either.
18:48Although maybe whatever they've just chucked down their necks may help things along.
18:54Fuck me.
18:57If only that baby had a swear jar, he'd be set for life by the end of this date.
19:01Would you say you're quite forward?
19:03I am very forward.
19:04Okay.
19:05I sort of just say what I'm thinking.
19:06Okay.
19:06I'm very much like Blum.
19:08That's nice.
19:09I think it depends in certain situations.
19:11I think when it comes to a situation with a boy, I'm not very forward.
19:16Like, I think I'd rather than just be like, come here.
19:20Do you know what I mean?
19:20Or something like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:22Get on your knees now.
19:23Oh, my God.
19:24Oh, my God.
19:27They've set the swear jar off again.
19:31Oh, my God.
19:32You've got a very nice, calming energy about you.
19:35I actually feel like we're quite similar.
19:38Yeah, I know what you mean.
19:39I actually do.
19:39I think we're very cheeky, we're fun.
19:41We can both hold our own.
19:43I like that.
19:44You've got that, like, charm, charisma.
19:46That was a nice compliment.
19:49You're welcome.
19:50How do you feel the date's gone?
19:52For you or the couple of the newborn?
19:54I feel like it's gone very natural.
19:56Yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:57No, I think it's been really, really good.
20:00I would definitely want to see you again.
20:02Yes, David.
20:03But does Fan want to let you have a sip on his strongbow?
20:06Good.
20:07I'd want to see you again.
20:08Well, yeah.
20:08Cheers to that.
20:10Get in.
20:15Oh, a sign of things to come, Dave.
20:17Do you know what?
20:18That went so good with Fan.
20:21Literally, right, nice.
20:24Come on, then.
20:25Let's get you back.
20:27David made me feel really comfortable.
20:30I feel like we got on really well.
20:31I mean, it's not very often I tell someone to get on their knees
20:34and they're still sat in front of me, so, yeah.
20:38Both dates went really, really well.
20:40And now I'm kind of like, where am I going with this?
20:44Like, who am I picking?
20:45Like, where is it actually going to go?
20:47It could be either.
20:48It could be both.
20:50We could do a three-way date.
20:52That'd be sexy.
20:54As long as it's not within 500 yards of the family's brush zone,
20:57David, you can feel your boots, mate.
21:02And talking of hanging around the kids' area,
21:04how is Gabby getting on with her toy boy, Joelle?
21:08To be fair, I'm looking forward to another date.
21:11I feel like today was good.
21:13OK.
21:14I mean, I'm hoping you're looking forward to another date.
21:17Yeah.
21:18I am.
21:19I'm happy that we're kind of, like, on the same page, I guess.
21:21Mm-hm.
21:22But I feel like we're just missing one more thing now.
21:24What?
21:25I think I know.
21:26What for you?
21:30What a smooth bastard.
21:39That was a good kiss.
21:40I'll give you that.
21:41Yeah, I mean, there's nothing better than a good kiss.
21:44100%.
21:47From the moment Joelle spoke to me,
21:50there was already sort of there.
21:55I don't think the date could have gone any better,
21:57and it ended with a kiss a couple times,
21:59so I'm smiling.
22:00I'm a happy man.
22:04He made me feel nervous, but in a good way.
22:06I'm comfortable in a good way,
22:08and honestly, he's impressed me a lot.
22:12He's fit.
22:15Coming up!
22:16You have a big decision to make.
22:19The agents drop an absolute stinker.
22:21This will be a little bit of a squeaky bum moment.
22:25She's mad.
22:27There's no point chasing if he's not there.
22:29I'm going to say no.
22:32Oh, my God.
22:33My heart.
22:33If you would like to continue to see Pauline,
22:37please stand up now.
22:50Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating,
22:52where, judging by those happy slow-motion walks,
22:55the celebs have been invited somewhere fun by the agents.
22:59Sunset drinks by the beach,
23:01end of tennis send-off party,
23:03or maybe a game of musical chairs.
23:05What a sun-pissed bunch of beauties.
23:08A big welcome to you all
23:09for our last day in paradise together.
23:12Oh.
23:13Yes, but I'm glad that you all look relaxed and happy.
23:17Well, we want to end this trip with a bang.
23:21So do they.
23:22It's the whole reason they're here.
23:23This is where shit gets real.
23:26Why do I get the impression this party
23:28might be about to receive some unwelcome guests?
23:31Oh, my God.
23:33My bumhole is twitching
23:35like a schnauzer's nose at Christmas.
23:38Why is there so many chairs?
23:40What the fuck is going on here?
23:42Now, at the start of this trip,
23:44we set out that the purpose
23:46was to focus solely on your date eats,
23:49without the noise and the distraction
23:51of everyday life.
23:53So, have you been dating with intent?
23:56Have connections been formed?
23:59It's time for some radical honesty.
24:05We're not going to be the ones giving it to you.
24:08Right?
24:08As you can see,
24:09there are 12 seats in front of you.
24:12So I think you might know
24:13who will be filling them.
24:14Well, I'm guessing it ain't going to be
24:16the England team and Tommy Tuchel
24:17for a World Cup team photo, is it?
24:19Oh, my God.
24:20So this is a huge moment for our celebs
24:22and what this entire trip has been about,
24:24and that is face-to-face feedback.
24:26In a few minutes,
24:27we'll get a chance to learn
24:28what they've learned,
24:29if anything,
24:30from this entire experience.
24:31This will be
24:33a little bit of a squeaky bomb moment.
24:36I am so nervous
24:37about going into this feedback
24:39because I genuinely,
24:40hand on my heart,
24:41don't know what they're going to say.
24:43And, yeah,
24:45I mean, no one likes hearing criticism
24:46about themselves, do they?
24:50I need a drink right now.
24:52I could pretend I'm not
24:53a little bit nervous,
24:55but I'm about to get feedback
24:56in front of people.
24:58Why would I be pricking it?
25:00I'm not pricking it.
25:00Of course I'm not pricking it.
25:02Gabby looks like she doesn't know
25:04whether to faint or follow through.
25:06I've done both today.
25:07Best put them out of their misery
25:08and bring on the day tease.
25:10Make you smile
25:11like a fever
25:13on your knees
25:15a believer
25:16so swear
25:19swear
25:20I hope you got your
25:22hallelujah saved up now
25:24Hi, guys.
25:25Good to see you.
25:27Hello.
25:28Some eye-banging already
25:29going down at 12 o'clock?
25:31Eyes up, Joelle.
25:32OK, guys.
25:33Over the last week,
25:35you wonderful bunch
25:36have, of course,
25:36been dating our celebrities.
25:39And now,
25:39it is decision time.
25:44Do you want to continue
25:45dating our celebrities
25:47for romantic intentions
25:49back in the UK?
25:51Celebrities.
25:52The initial decisions
25:54are in the hands
25:55of the deities.
25:57Well, butter my bum cheeks
25:59and tickle my perineum.
26:00I did not see that coming.
26:02For the first time ever,
26:04we're shifting the power
26:05and control
26:06and taking the decision-making power
26:09away from the celebs.
26:10We want to see
26:11if they've put in enough effort,
26:13made a good enough impression
26:14for their deities
26:15to want to see them again
26:16in the UK.
26:17First up,
26:18we have the gorgeous David.
26:20Oh!
26:23Here we go.
26:24The best legs in the UK.
26:26In the world,
26:27Tom,
26:27thank you.
26:29Don't pull me down.
26:31There's Fan
26:31looking a little nervy.
26:34And David's first date
26:35was with fireman Thomas.
26:37Let's have a nice spice.
26:38It's spicy.
26:38Who had the hots for the pots
26:39but made him a little
26:40too hot in the gob.
26:41Oh, my God.
26:42The kind of reason
26:43knows how to turn the heat up.
26:44They're trying to get you
26:45to get your holes out.
26:45But despite the early
26:47warning sirens,
26:48the spark reignited
26:49for long enough
26:50to arrange a second date.
26:52Yeah, I think it'd be nice
26:53to see each other.
26:55Tomas and Fan.
27:02If you would love
27:03to date David again
27:05back in the UK,
27:06please stand up.
27:11Oh, Jesus.
27:12Please, God, no.
27:19Oh, come on.
27:21Hurry up.
27:25Oh, thanks fuck for that.
27:27My sphinx has just sent
27:29you a thank you card, chaps.
27:36I've got to say
27:37there's only space
27:38for two gay guys
27:39in the village
27:39and it's me and David.
27:40Sorry.
27:42Watch out, Tomas.
27:44What you're retorting
27:44coming from Fan?
27:45Keep your claws
27:46at home, babe.
27:48Not so good.
27:49Good effort.
27:50Along with me, Pat.
27:51Watch your shirt.
27:52Better.
27:53R.I.P.
27:53Pat.
27:54Keep going!
27:55Keep going!
27:56Dave's so excited.
27:57If you had trousers on,
27:58it'd take them off.
28:01This is mad.
28:02Yes.
28:03If we stand up for...
28:04man, this is so mental.
28:08Hey, Tomas and Fan,
28:10you both stood up for David.
28:13We've got to hear from both of you
28:14to why you'd love, love
28:18to date David again
28:19back in the UK.
28:21I honestly feel like
28:22we've had an amazing date
28:23with David.
28:24We've had so much fun
28:25and I feel like
28:26there's so much
28:26to discover about you
28:27that I'll be stupid
28:29not to try.
28:31Our date was like,
28:32you know,
28:32we had lots of laughs,
28:33we had a lot in common.
28:35Over time,
28:35that could blossom somewhere
28:37and be really nice.
28:38So, yeah,
28:39I'll leave that to your home.
28:43David,
28:44do you want to date
28:45Thomas
28:46or Fan
28:47back in the UK?
28:54I'm definitely attracted
28:56to you, Tomas,
28:57but I don't think
28:59the chemistry is there.
29:00Okay.
29:01Maybe you should have
29:02got more Frank Butcher,
29:03Thomas.
29:04I would
29:06like to date
29:07Fan again.
29:20That was a tough decision,
29:23but I'm so glad
29:24that I picked Fan.
29:25There was just
29:26something about him
29:27and I feel like
29:28I definitely need
29:29to explore that
29:29back in the UK.
29:31Lucinda.
29:32Lulu,
29:33you're up next.
29:38Lucinda's first
29:39holiday hookup
29:39was with
29:40larger-than-life Steve.
29:41On a date so bizarre
29:42no-one even thought
29:43to mention his moustache.
29:44You're like a unicorn,
29:45aren't you?
29:47I don't know
29:48about a unicorn,
29:48but...
29:49Yeah,
29:49like a one-off.
29:50Very rare.
29:51That's very kind.
29:53But her next date
29:54with Ken
29:54was less eccentric
29:55and more electric.
29:57I would say
29:57you're one of my times.
29:59I'm loving this.
30:00I'm loving this.
30:01I can't buy now.
30:04Stephen,
30:07if you would like
30:08to continue dating
30:10our Lucinda
30:11back in the UK,
30:12could I please
30:13invite you
30:14to stand up now?
30:17I hate this bit.
30:19Right,
30:19well,
30:19his tash is already
30:20fully erect,
30:21but will the legs
30:21follow suit?
30:29Yes,
30:30Ken,
30:31but what happened
30:31to Steve?
30:32Your pussy tickler
30:33get caught in something,
30:34mate.
30:34Oh!
30:36OK.
30:39Steve,
30:40I have to say
30:41I'm good on about
30:41you guys.
30:42I'm quite surprised
30:43to see you sitting down.
30:44Lucinda and I
30:45got on really well.
30:45We had a great time
30:46talking,
30:48but I think
30:48it's like
30:49two magnets.
30:50If you get
30:51the same pole,
30:51they don't attract,
30:53there's like a gap
30:54and they can't
30:54get closer together,
30:56yeah,
30:56there's no point
30:57chasing him
30:57if he's not there.
30:58You're right.
30:58In the words
30:59of Mr Brunson,
30:59if it's not a hell,
31:00yes,
31:00it's a hell.
31:01No.
31:02He let you down
31:03with that.
31:03More energy,
31:04Paul.
31:04Ken.
31:06Yes.
31:07Have you found
31:07your Barbie?
31:09She's my warrior
31:10princess,
31:11you know?
31:11I think that was
31:12Zina,
31:12not Barbie.
31:13She was dressed
31:14amazing,
31:15she looked good.
31:15The vibe was
31:16just vibing,
31:17honestly,
31:17and my hands
31:19were misbehaving.
31:20Thank you,
31:22I'm just going
31:22to stop touching
31:23him.
31:24He's had no
31:24problems with
31:25his magnets then.
31:25Were you okay
31:26with that,
31:26Lucinda?
31:26It was pretty
31:27saucy.
31:28Yeah,
31:28it was saucy.
31:28I mean,
31:29look at this
31:29man.
31:30I mean...
31:31Lucinda,
31:32do you want
31:33to date
31:33Ken back
31:34in the UK?
31:37Come on,
31:38Lucinda,
31:38let's make
31:39this two
31:39out of two
31:39and give
31:40Ken the
31:40warrior prince
31:41title he
31:42clearly deserves.
31:43I do.
31:44She does
31:45know she's
31:45on Celebs
31:46Go Dating
31:46and not
31:46maths.
31:48Jesus
31:48Christ!
31:49I thought
31:50that was
31:50really cool
31:51how Ken
31:52stood up,
31:53claimed his
31:54territory
31:54and said
31:55his piece
31:56and I'm
31:57kind of
31:57excited to
31:58see what
31:58happens.
32:08Colleen?
32:09Yes.
32:10Please step
32:10forward.
32:10Brilliant.
32:11Colleen
32:12picked
32:12suave
32:13smooth
32:13talker
32:13Steve
32:14to take
32:14to tennis.
32:15I have
32:16to say
32:17and I
32:18don't want
32:18to blow
32:18smoke up
32:19your ass
32:19unless you
32:21ask nicely.
32:22And a
32:22flirty
32:23start to
32:23the day
32:24but I
32:25was very
32:25very
32:26attracted
32:26to you.
32:27Led
32:27to a
32:28frisky
32:28finish.
32:33But her
32:34next date
32:35with happy
32:35chappy
32:35Andy
32:36wasn't
32:36quite so
32:37romantic.
32:38I've got
32:38a little
32:39farm.
32:39What do
32:40you do
32:40on the
32:40farm?
32:41All the
32:41animal
32:41noises?
32:42That's
32:42more of
32:42a third
32:43date
32:43question
32:43Andy.
32:44I've
32:44got
32:44horses
32:45and goats
32:45and ducks
32:46and chickens.
32:47I'm allergic
32:47to horses.
32:51Steve
32:52and Andy
32:53if you
32:54would like
32:55to continue
32:55to see
32:56Colleen
32:57please
32:58stand
32:58up
32:58now.
33:00Right
33:01come on
33:01chaps
33:02up you
33:02get.
33:04Come on.
33:07Come on
33:09lads
33:09got a
33:10break
33:10coming up.
33:11Up you
33:11get.
33:12Steve
33:12Andy
33:14Andy
33:15Steve
33:27welcome
33:27back to
33:28celebs
33:28go
33:29dating
33:29where
33:29loose
33:29woman
33:30Colleen's
33:30been left
33:31hanging for
33:31an
33:31uncomfortably
33:32long time
33:33by Steve
33:33and Andy
33:34and Andy
33:34come on
33:34fellas
33:35one of
33:35you
33:35must
33:35want
33:36to
33:36date
33:36a
33:36Nolan
33:36sister
33:37again
33:37okay
33:38let me
33:38say
33:38that
33:38one
33:38more
33:39time
33:39if
33:39you
33:39would
33:40like
33:40to
33:40continue
33:40to
33:41see
33:41Colleen
33:44please
33:44stand
33:45up
33:46right
33:47now
33:50don't
33:51let me
33:51down
33:51guys
33:51this
33:52is
33:52horrible
33:52my
33:53ass
33:53always
33:53flapping
33:53about
33:53like
33:54Steve's
33:54tash
34:00oh
34:00Colleen
34:01bless her
34:04all right
34:05so
34:05clearly
34:06you've
34:06made
34:06your
34:06intentions
34:07clear
34:07here
34:07all right
34:09this
34:10is
34:10awful
34:10I
34:11literally
34:12want
34:12the
34:12ground
34:12to
34:13swallow
34:14me
34:14up
34:14I'm
34:15mortified
34:17I'm
34:17really
34:17hurt
34:18actually
34:19because
34:19I
34:20really
34:20did
34:21think
34:21that
34:22Steve
34:22would
34:22stand
34:23up
34:23because
34:23I
34:23thought
34:23we
34:24had
34:24a
34:24great
34:24connection
34:24so
34:25Andy
34:25you
34:26didn't
34:26stand
34:26up
34:26what
34:27was
34:27the
34:27reason
34:28why
34:28I
34:29think
34:29we
34:29had
34:29a lot
34:29of
34:29similarities
34:30but
34:30a lot
34:30of
34:30differences
34:31between
34:31us
34:32as
34:32well
34:32so
34:33I
34:33wouldn't
34:34want
34:34to
34:34mislead
34:34you
34:35and
34:35I
34:35know
34:35you're
34:35too
34:35intelligent
34:36a
34:36lady
34:36to
34:37have
34:37that
34:37happen
34:37and
34:38I'm
34:38too
34:38respectful
34:46to
34:46you
34:46why
34:47did
34:47you
34:47not
34:48stand
34:48up
34:48let's
34:49hope
34:49he's
34:49got
34:49two
34:49broken
34:50legs
34:50well
34:51he
34:51will
34:51have
34:51when
34:51the
34:51loose
34:52women
34:52get
34:52hold
34:52of
34:52him
34:53me
34:54and
34:54Colleen
34:55from
34:56the
34:56start
34:57was
34:58a
34:59absolute
34:59hit
34:59emotionally
35:00but
35:01the only
35:01thing
35:01for me
35:02the
35:02sexual
35:03chemistry
35:03wasn't
35:04there
35:05oh
35:05that's
35:06got
35:06hurt
35:08Colleen
35:08how are
35:09you
35:09feeling
35:10I
35:10thought
35:11me
35:11and
35:11Steve
35:11got
35:11on
35:12really
35:12really
35:12like
35:13so
35:13well
35:13so
35:14well
35:14if
35:15there's
35:15no
35:16physical
35:16attraction
35:17whatsoever
35:17there
35:18usually
35:18isn't
35:19a
35:19kiss
35:19she's
35:19got
35:20you
35:20there
35:20pal
35:26I
35:27hope
35:27that
35:27after
35:28this
35:28that
35:29we
35:29can
35:29still
35:29be
35:30friends
35:30and
35:31I
35:31would
35:31love
35:31to
35:31see
35:31her
35:31again
35:32don't
35:33push
35:33it
35:33up
35:33fella
35:33he's
35:34digging
35:35himself
35:35home
35:35I
35:36didn't
35:36come
35:36on
35:37here
35:37to
35:37meet
35:37a
35:37friend
35:38I've
35:38got
35:38lots
35:38of
35:39male
35:39friends
35:39that
35:40I
35:40get
35:40on
35:40great
35:40with
35:42Carleen
35:43leave with
35:44us
35:45we
35:45are
35:46going
35:46to
35:46work
35:46hard
35:46and
35:47we
35:47are
35:47to
35:47find
35:47you
35:47your
35:48dream
35:48man
35:50I'm
35:51going
35:51forward
35:51with a
35:52completely
35:52different
35:53perspective
35:53you have
35:54to be
35:55transparent
35:55and I
35:56guess
35:56that's
35:57what
35:57Steve
35:57and Andy
35:57were
35:58and
35:58maybe
35:59I
35:59need
35:59to
35:59take
36:00a
36:00leaf
36:00out
36:00of
36:00their
36:00book
36:01and
36:01from
36:01this
36:02moment
36:02forward
36:03I'm
36:04going
36:04to
36:04be
36:04honest
36:04as
36:05they
36:05were
36:06Gabby
36:06it's
36:07your
36:07turn
36:08please
36:08stand
36:08up
36:10prior to
36:11Gabby's
36:11wetter than
36:11expected
36:12waterpark
36:13date
36:13with
36:13Joelle
36:13she dated
36:15gym owner
36:15Carl
36:16but his
36:17chat or
36:17lack of
36:18it
36:18didn't
36:18exactly
36:19flow
36:19at her
36:19boat
36:19is there
36:20anything
36:20else
36:21you
36:21want
36:21to
36:21know
36:21about
36:21me
36:25until
36:27she
36:28eventually
36:28found
36:29the
36:29perfect
36:29solution
36:29to
36:30an
36:30awkward
36:30silence
36:38okay
36:39Carl
36:40and
36:40Joelle
36:41if you'd
36:42like
36:42to
36:43date
36:43Gabby
36:43back
36:44in
36:44the
36:44UK
36:45please
36:45stand
36:46up
36:46well
36:46this
36:47is
36:47a
36:47no
36:47brainer
36:49yeah
36:50man
36:50oh god
36:51surely
36:52Gabby's
36:52not gonna
36:53get pied
36:53as well
36:54the fuck
36:59oh
36:59thank
37:00the lord
37:01how
37:01are you
37:02feeling
37:02Gabby
37:03obviously
37:04it's
37:04nice
37:05feeling
37:05isn't
37:05it
37:06I
37:06wouldn't
37:06know
37:08oh
37:08Killeen
37:09I don't
37:10know
37:10what
37:10you're
37:10smiling
37:11about
37:11mate
37:11Carl
37:12could
37:13you
37:13please
37:13tell
37:13us
37:14why
37:14you
37:14stood
37:15up
37:15for
37:15Gabby
37:15when
37:16we
37:16had
37:16the
37:17dirt
37:17I
37:17was a
37:17little
37:18bit
37:18nervous
37:18but
37:18then
37:19Gabby
37:19helped
37:19us
37:19out
37:19with
37:19that
37:20and
37:20I
37:20thought
37:20that
37:20was
37:20really
37:20like
37:21shorter
37:21personality
37:22a lot
37:22nice work
37:23gabs
37:24coming to
37:25you
37:25Joelle
37:26I'm not
37:26going to
37:27speak
37:27too much
37:27on our
37:27connection
37:28because
37:28I
37:28thought
37:28I
37:28was
37:28understood
37:29doesn't
37:29need
37:29to be
37:29explained
37:30but
37:31Christ
37:31he's
37:32good
37:32my pants
37:32are just
37:33slipped
37:33off
37:33let me
37:34some notes
37:34real
37:34quick
37:36let me
37:37write
37:37I'm going to
37:38write
37:38that
37:38Wow
37:39he's
37:40even
37:40giving P-dog
37:41a boner
37:41oh god
37:43I didn't want to
37:44stop kissing you
37:45you didn't want to
37:45stop kissing me
37:46so
37:46it's too big
37:47continue
37:47oh my god
37:51I
37:58think both of you
37:59are amazing
37:59in different ways
38:04Karl
38:04I feel like
38:05there was so much
38:05potential
38:06when I first
38:06met you
38:06I hope that
38:07I didn't
38:08make you feel
38:08comfortable
38:08but I just
38:09wanted a bit
38:09more back
38:10because
38:10it has to
38:11be
38:11both ways
38:13and then
38:14obviously
38:14Joelle was
38:15so fun
38:16and
38:17you made
38:18me feel
38:1810-10
38:20from the moment
38:20I met you
38:21I think
38:21there's potential
38:22there for us
38:22to
38:23find out
38:24more
38:24so
38:26I feel like
38:27it's only fair
38:27to give
38:28Joelle a second
38:29go
38:30Joelle
38:30come on down
38:31give her a little
38:32give her a sexy kiss
38:34give her a sexy kiss
38:36sexy love
38:40everything about you
38:41just feels so right
38:45I had a really
38:45good first date
38:46with Joelle
38:46so I am buzzing
38:48to see him again
38:48see what's
38:49see what's left
38:52Paul would you
38:53like to kiss
38:54Joelle
38:54yeah
38:55Joelle
38:56Paul would like
38:57a kiss
38:59this is awkward
39:00you don't want to
39:01go for a drink
39:01with Colleen
39:02do you car
39:02okay
39:03James
39:05James
39:07James invited
39:08PT mum of two
39:09Scarlett to
39:10tennis after
39:11meeting her
39:11at the mixer
39:11do you like
39:12going out
39:13party or not
39:13are you
39:13no not massively
39:14and wasted
39:15no time
39:16in showing her
39:16his favourite
39:17workout
39:18the lip press
39:23his second date
39:24was with Zara
39:25and there were
39:25few complaints
39:26from the big man
39:27you look beautiful
39:29have you been in
39:29before
39:30must have been
39:30about 20
39:31what's the last
39:32week
39:33smooth
39:35Scarlett
39:35and Zara
39:42if you would
39:43like to date
39:44James again
39:45please would
39:46you stand up
39:48I'm used to
39:49playing in front
39:50of big crowds
39:50and big moments
39:51but I'll be honest
39:52with you
39:52I am very
39:54very
39:55very nervous
39:56at this point
39:57chill out James
39:58I reckon this is
39:59going to be a try
40:00and conversion
40:04one down
40:05oh
40:07and it's an
40:08unconverted try
40:11okay
40:15Scarlett
40:15why have you
40:16stayed sitting down
40:17I've loved
40:19getting to know
40:19James
40:20I think you're
40:20wicked
40:20I really do
40:21I just think
40:23you know
40:24our lifestyles
40:25aren't a match
40:26and I want
40:26somebody who's
40:27you know
40:28going to give me
40:30everything
40:34how you feeling
40:34about that
40:36I mean
40:37you've got respect
40:37to everyone's honesty
40:38really
40:38but ultimately
40:40having listened
40:41to her story
40:41about her kids
40:42and how dedicated
40:42she is
40:43and what she wants
40:44and where she is
40:44in her life
40:45which is to
40:45find someone
40:46to settle down
40:47straight away
40:47my life
40:48I do not think
40:49would fit in
40:50with hers
40:51I think what
40:52you've both done
40:53actually is very
40:54emotionally mature
40:55I think that's
40:56very sensible
40:56I think you are
40:57ruling with your
40:58head not your
40:58heart
40:58and in this case
40:59I think that's
41:00really important
41:01somebody did
41:02stand up
41:02why
41:03well
41:04very handsome
41:06yeah
41:06fancy
41:07we had a great
41:08chat and I
41:08thought it was
41:09nice it was
41:09light it was
41:10fun and
41:11that's what
41:12I'm about
41:14James
41:14in your heart
41:15of hearts
41:16would you like
41:16to see Zara
41:17again back in
41:18the UK
41:19here we go
41:20easy
41:22I think for me
41:23I'm going to
41:24say no
41:24what the actual
41:25fuck
41:26this guy's full
41:27of surprises
41:27not to mention
41:28protein shakes
41:29I felt that you
41:30and I had a
41:30physical connection
41:31you know I think
41:32you're very
41:33attractive
41:33but I've sort of
41:35thought a bit more
41:36about what I want
41:37and I probably need
41:38something slightly
41:38different
41:39I think the old me
41:40would have definitely
41:41said go on another
41:43date
41:44but I think in this
41:45process you're meant
41:46to be serious
41:47you're meant to
41:48focus on where
41:49there's longevity
41:50so I had to be
41:51cutthroat
41:55all right
41:55Stephen
41:56please step
41:57forward
41:58before dating
41:58Clara at the
41:59water park
42:01Stephen kicked off
42:02his dating journey
42:03in tennis on a
42:04second date with
42:04Jane and wingman
42:06James
42:06but his small talk
42:07was less sexy
42:08and more
42:09depressive
42:09my dog died
42:11two years ago
42:11three years ago
42:12don't bring them
42:13in
42:13talking about
42:14your dead dog
42:14now
42:14so this is what
42:15goes on in my
42:15head
42:16stop your head
42:18okay so Jane
42:19and Clara
42:21if you'd like to
42:22continue dating
42:23Stephen
42:25stand up now
42:29oh my stomach's
42:30churning
42:30I might do a
42:31Dave and take
42:32my trousers off
42:33for this one
42:33just in case
42:38oh get in
42:40good work
42:40Steve
42:42this is what
42:43we like
42:46so Jane
42:47we're gonna
42:47start with you
42:48so the first
42:49day was a
42:50double date
42:51it was more
42:52like a hangout
42:53the second
42:55was a party
42:56so we've not
42:57had an actual
42:58one-on-one
42:59so yeah
43:00that's why I'm
43:01standing
43:01Clara
43:02why did you
43:02stand up
43:03for Stephen
43:04um we went
43:05to the water
43:06park for our
43:07first date
43:07so obviously
43:08I got to see
43:09him in his
43:09swimming trunk
43:10so that's
43:10not
43:11we had a
43:18really great
43:19date and I
43:20just felt like
43:20we connected
43:21over a lot of
43:22different things
43:22for me I was
43:24able to be
43:24myself which I
43:25don't think I
43:26always am
43:27it just felt
43:27like a really
43:28safe space
43:29and that was
43:30really nice
43:31you just used
43:31a word that
43:32we love and
43:33that was safe
43:33you felt
43:34safe
43:34look at that
43:36look at this
43:37watch it
43:38safe
43:38safe
43:39this is music
43:41to my ears
43:42feeling safe
43:43indicates a far
43:44deeper connection
43:45than just
43:46surface level
43:46chat
43:47it's the
43:48fundamentals
43:48for any
43:49successful
43:49and healthy
43:50relationship
43:51I am so
43:52proud of
43:52Stephen
43:54Stephen
43:55would you like
43:56to see
43:56either of
43:57these two
43:57beautiful ladies
43:59when we
43:59return to
44:00the UK
44:02this is not
44:03the easiest
44:04part of the
44:04process
44:04having to
44:05make a
44:06decision
44:06which impacts
44:07two people
44:08but a
44:09decision has
44:09to be made
44:10and I think
44:10I don't know
44:11what decision
44:11I'm going to
44:12make
44:12I would like
44:13to see you
44:14again
44:14it's Clara
44:16Steve
44:16sorry
44:17her name's
44:19Jane
44:19what a
44:20milestone
44:21for me
44:21a second
44:22date
44:24Clara's got
44:25her shit
44:25together
44:25she seems
44:26really cool
44:26so let's
44:27see what
44:27happens
44:28all right
44:29well that
44:29is a wrap
44:30on Tenerife
44:32what a week
44:33yes absolutely
44:34celebrities we
44:35want to thank
44:35you for
44:36leaning into
44:36this experience
44:37this is never
44:38an easy
44:39process
44:39and for
44:40our new
44:41couple
44:43we look
44:44forward to
44:44seeing you
44:44in London
44:47so with
44:48things tied
44:49up nicely
44:49with a tiny
44:50bow in
44:50tennis
44:51or in
44:52David's case
44:53a boner
44:53Jesus guys
44:55you're going
44:55to see each
44:55other in
44:5630 minutes
44:56at check-in
44:57Lucinda chose
44:58Ken
44:58Gabby picked
44:59Joelle
45:00and Stephen
45:00went for
45:01Clara
45:04oh looks
45:04like Colleen's
45:05about to test
45:06Steve a new
45:06one
45:06I'm not one
45:08from confrontation
45:08Steve but I
45:09didn't come on
45:10here to find
45:10friends so
45:11piss off
45:12Jesus
45:13grab your
45:13popcorn folks
45:14I always
45:15pick pricks
45:18wouldn't have
45:19worked
45:19so that's
45:20fine
45:21can I
45:22kiss
45:22but if
45:22you ever
45:23say
45:23I'm not
45:23physically
45:24attractive
45:24again
45:25you
45:25are
45:25physically
45:26no you
45:26said
45:26there's
45:27no
45:27you said
45:29on the
45:29physical
45:30front
45:30no I
45:31didn't
45:32oh watch
45:33it back
45:34yeah watch
45:35it back and
45:36also watch
45:36your back
45:37Janet Street
45:38Porter's coming
45:38for you mate
45:39anyway nice
45:40seeing you
45:40right
45:42nice seeing
45:43you now
45:44fuck off
45:44it's how they
45:46should start
45:46off at all
45:46episodes of
45:47loose women
45:48tomorrow night
45:49dating and
45:50masturbating
45:51I feel like
45:53I'm good
45:53looking enough
45:54not to lie
45:54PK humble
45:55arrives
45:56you know what
45:57shall I add to
45:57my dating roster
45:58how many people
45:59are on this
45:59roster
46:00probably like
46:0020 plus
46:01so why the hell
46:02do you need our
46:02help
46:03as our celebs
46:04ball bag
46:05ball bag
46:06ball bag
46:07go
46:07look I can pick
46:09up a singular new
46:10dog
46:10and then he
46:11went with your
46:12sister
46:12what
46:14dating
46:14if I saw you
46:15at the ball
46:16I'll buy you
46:16a champagne
46:17I'll say that
46:18what will happen
46:18yeah
46:47you
46:48you
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