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️⛸️️🏒 O f f C a m p u s ️⛸️️🏒 - Episode 1
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00:06Thank you for listening.
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02:03You looking for someone?
02:04Fuck, no.
02:05Sorry.
02:06Sorry.
02:26MUSIC CONTINUES
02:30In my class, average actually means average.
02:34That is why 70% of you got a C-plus or lower.
02:37It's a fucking jock class.
02:39Like, why am I being forced to try?
02:40I probably failed.
02:41Oh, I definitely did.
02:43You think we can still drop it, bro?
02:45I can't.
02:46I need this for my major.
02:48Relax.
02:49Sure, your coach will convince Tolbert
02:51to get creative with your grading system.
02:54Jocks.
02:55So pretty.
02:57So entitled.
02:58Weren't you above stereotypes?
03:00Babe, I'm trying to be below one of those stereotypes.
03:04Maybe behind.
03:06And none of you star athletes
03:07should expect any special treatment.
03:09You knew what your practice schedule looked like
03:11before you signed up for this class, Mr. Maxwell.
03:13Hmm, me?
03:14No, I was just curious
03:15about, uh, extra credit opportunities
03:18to, you know, learn more.
03:19You can learn from your next assignment.
03:21Oral presentations.
03:23Okay.
03:24Yeah, definitely dropping it.
03:28Thanks.
03:29Perfect.
03:30Another D.
03:31So, how'd you do?
03:34No, I'm good.
03:35Girl.
03:36Really?
03:37Yeah, I-I wrote in, like, an hour or so.
03:42Fucking hell,
03:43you aced it?
03:44I knew it.
03:45Show me.
03:46Do you mind?
03:47What?
03:49Only you get to look at things you shouldn't?
03:51Okay.
03:52Now that we got that covered,
03:53anybody want to hazard a guess
03:55as to what we will be discussing today?
04:02There goes your manic pixie dream boy.
04:03Stop.
04:04Justin Cole's not my anything.
04:06It's not too late.
04:07It's not too late.
04:09You are intolerable.
04:11Did she do it?
04:12Did she talk to Justin Cole?
04:12No, no.
04:13She's too busy pining wistfully from afar.
04:16He has literally no idea who I am, okay?
04:18Am I supposed to just bling myself at him?
04:19Yes.
04:20Mona!
04:20I've said maybe two words to the guy,
04:22and they weren't even good words.
04:23Anna, you love his music,
04:25and you've been crushing on him for weeks.
04:26Mona!
04:26Soundchake's at five, you're on at nine, okay?
04:28Eight words, ever.
04:30Hey, Mona.
04:32Who's Mona?
04:33I think you.
04:37I'm not Mona.
04:38It is an M, though, right?
04:40Not even close.
04:41What do you want, Garrett Graham?
04:43Pedals to walk on?
04:44Maybe another fancy gym that costs thousands of dollars,
04:47even though the theater department is literally falling apart.
04:49Hmm.
04:51So, uh, I failed that paper.
04:53Sounds like a lot of people did.
04:55And I was thinking it'd be great if I didn't fail again.
04:59So.
05:01Is there a question in there?
05:02There's a question.
05:03I don't think I heard a question.
05:05No.
05:05You guys are late for a scene study.
05:07All right, go.
05:07I'll see you at dinner.
05:09Bye, Mona.
05:11I need your help.
05:13Wow.
05:14What?
05:15No, see, usually with questions,
05:17voices kind of go up at the end,
05:18and your voice didn't do that, so.
05:21Okay.
05:22Could you, pretty pleased with sugar on top,
05:25help me study so that I don't fail spectacularly?
05:27Better.
05:28But no.
05:30Come on.
05:31Do me a solid.
05:32I mean, you kind of owe me for that sneak peek.
05:34Kate, that was an honest mistake.
05:36Was it?
05:36I mean, tons of girls would have paid good money
05:38for the view you got, so.
05:40Okay, I'm scarred for life.
05:41If anything, you owe me.
05:43Well, I have to ace the oral presentation
05:45or I can't play.
05:46Okay, believe it or not,
05:47I have my own priorities
05:48that have nothing to do with fire hockey.
05:49Find another tutor, dude.
05:56Turns out I'm still 20
05:58when I'm acting middle-aged.
06:01Same old conversation,
06:02and all this small talk that I hate.
06:05And I never thought I'd say it,
06:08but I'm sick of everyone.
06:10I need to sweat it out.
06:12I need to have some fun.
06:15Get the cards,
06:16get the cards,
06:16get the cards,
06:17get the cards,
06:18get the cards,
06:18get the cards,
06:20get the cards,
06:32get the cards,
06:35I'm not sure.
06:36Oh,
06:37shit!
06:38Oh shit!
06:38Whoa, look!
06:48Oh shit!
06:55This was serious!
06:56Did you come by to me?
07:10Hey. Wanted to talk to me?
07:12If this is about being late, I have a new idea for a shortcut.
07:19Oh. Oh, you have your bad news face.
07:24It's your scholarship.
07:26It's not happening this year.
07:28What?
07:29Budget cuts don't even get me started.
07:32No, we're three weeks into the semester. How can... No, no, they can't. No.
07:37We'll get you an appointment with the financial aid office. They can help.
07:41No, they're just going to give me another work-study job. I can barely do all my schoolwork as it
07:45is.
07:46Oh, my God.
07:47Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't stop breathing. You need air to process and live.
07:53Yeah, I also need money. Is there another scholarship I could apply for?
07:57Another classical composition scholarship?
08:02I could switch concentrations. Performance?
08:05Girl, we both know you're a much stronger composer than clarinetist. And there's no money in classical.
08:11Well, jazz. Jazz. I could write jazz. Even less money. Right. What do I do?
08:18Well, let's chat again on Monday after you've had a few days to sit with this.
08:22Hey, Hannah. We're gonna get through it, okay?
08:30I-I could write pop. First place comes with a scholarship, right?
08:34Right, but...
08:35You just said that I'm a stronger composer than clarinetist moments ago.
08:38And I wrote an outstanding piece on pop harmonies in your music theory class freshman year.
08:44I mean, your word, outstanding.
08:46It's true. Not many people can write so eloquently about the harmonic vocal identities and the work of One Direction.
08:53Yeah, see? Yeah, I can totally pop. How hard can it be, really?
08:56Famous last words. Because the competition, it's... it's pretty steep, Hannah.
09:00No, I can do this. I will do this.
09:07Okay. Bring some ideas into class. We'll talk.
09:10Okay.
09:22Dean!
09:25Dean! Where you at?
09:30Dean! Do not give me the silent treatment.
09:33He's taking the world's longest shower.
09:36Still. At least the door's shut this time.
09:39Logan!
09:41Drain's clogged again.
09:42No shit. Finish your fucking shower. I'll come fix it.
09:47Dean! Come help with the kegs.
09:49Told you.
09:50I'll be right down.
09:51Yeah, but when?
09:55You want me to come down naked, Tucker?
09:57Because I'll do it.
09:59You sure will.
10:00Never mind. Forget I have it.
10:04Maybe Garrett will help.
10:06Where the fuck is Garrett?
10:08Hmm.
10:10Guys?
10:16Hey, what's up, bud?
10:17Hey, what's up, dude?
10:19Garrett!
10:20Hey.
10:23Yo, Garrett!
10:25What's up, bud?
10:25What's up?
10:26Can't wait for the evening.
10:27We'll see you, man.
10:28We'll see you, man.
10:30Ladies?
10:31Hey!
10:31I'm a little experience.
10:33You in it?
10:34I don't know.
10:34I don't know.
10:35I don't know.
10:36I don't know.
10:37I don't know.
10:38I don't know.
10:41Smells good, sir.
10:46Dean?
10:47Dean.
10:48Dude, can't you see I'm cooking, man?
10:50Hey, bro.
10:51Just fix the shower again.
10:54Give you one guess.
10:56Oh, jeez.
10:57Well, that could be anyone.
10:59Fuck, dude.
10:59It's obviously yours, bud.
11:01Don't look at me.
11:02What?
11:03Okay, shower sex is hot.
11:04What's the next time a drain gets clogged in this house so you can fix it?
11:06Yeah, like Dean's ever snaked a drain.
11:08Have you ever snaked a drain?
11:10I know what snaking a drain is.
11:12That counts, right?
11:13Hey, what are these dainty fucking sandwiches you're making tuck?
11:15It's a house party.
11:17We need dippables.
11:18I'm sorry, did you just...
11:19Yeah, he just said, uh, dippables.
11:22Dippables.
11:22Dippables.
11:23Okay.
11:24Dippables.
11:25Yeah, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
11:28Nothing for you, Logan, if you're gonna make all my food, but I...
11:30Dude, that's beautiful, man.
11:31You look great.
11:33I'll be listening to.
11:39There we go.
11:43Hey, can you play something from this Millennium, please?
11:46This is a classic.
11:48Nice.
11:54Would not have pegged you for an oldies guy.
11:58Kendall?
12:00Graham.
12:03Brought you a refill?
12:05One's my max.
12:07Night before game.
12:09So strict.
12:10Are you also strict about non-alcoholic kinds of fun?
12:17Like what?
12:28I'm so into you.
12:31I can barely breathe.
12:34And all I want to do is to fall in deep.
12:39Close and close enough till we cross the line.
12:45So labor games are playing.
12:47Hey, so for your pop showcase tour de force, are we feeling folklore vibes or mayhem?
12:53I don't know.
12:53I feel like I'm more of a tailor than a girl girl.
12:56You haven't fallen in love enough times to be a tailor.
12:58Yes, I have.
13:00With who?
13:03Okay, fine.
13:04Exactly.
13:05You never have crushes.
13:06Because the fact that you are down bad for Justin Cole is totally a sign that he's special.
13:11So be a tailor and do something about it.
13:24Okay, have you seen him?
13:25He's so much easier to look at than talk to.
13:29Just because he can play the guitar and has tiny tattoos doesn't make him some untouchable rock god.
13:35What are you afraid of?
13:39I don't know.
13:40Okay, maybe I talk to him and his accent makes me melt.
13:44And it goes terribly.
13:45Or he's just not interested.
13:47And then I never feel this way about anyone ever again.
13:52Or maybe...
13:56Or maybe...
13:59I'm not you, Ali.
14:01I can't just find a husband day one of college.
14:04I can't talk to a guy like it's no big deal.
14:07I walked in on Garrett Graham in the shower and I fell over a laundry cart.
14:10You did what?
14:11I don't want to talk about it.
14:12You saw Garrett Graham naked?
14:15What did he look like?
14:17He looked naked and then I fell, which is my point.
14:21I can't do this.
14:23Okay, I have an idea.
14:24Literally everyone's going to block party tomorrow, including Justin probably.
14:28When's an easier time to talk to a guy than a party?
14:30Well, I don't like parties.
14:32But you love music.
14:34No, I need to work on my showcase song.
14:37That's an excuse.
14:38And you know it.
14:39No, it's not.
14:39I want to present a demo in my class next week.
14:42It's a whole and all-nighter.
14:43I think I'm spending the night at Sean's anyway.
14:45You'll have the place to yourself.
14:47No, but I...
14:47No, Hannah.
14:48I'm not letting you off the hook this time.
14:50If you want to be a tailor, you have to take a rest.
15:10I want you like the pills behind the counter that hit.
15:13I want you so bad my fingers shook with it.
15:16And we could have all of the money in the world, but all the money in the world couldn't buy
15:21us this.
15:23Kiss somebody else, when I'm in the world.
15:26Nobody's going to work with them.
15:29I don't have any money, I don't have any money.
15:31They don't have any money.
15:32The ones who I have done, they don't know what we will.
15:35I change my head, you change your clothes.
15:38My cheats have to use if you like them.
15:41Kiss me till my lips are bruised.
15:44I promise no one's watching me.
15:48Not just a body, somebody would a body or somebody to me.
15:54Not just a body, somebody would a body, want your body on me.
16:00Not just a body, somebody, not a body, somebody.
16:06Not just a body, somebody, would a body, want your body on me.
16:12Feels down again, it might take you by surprise.
16:16My box is short, so I'm sure I could drive in.
16:19I change my hair, you change your clothes.
16:21My cheap tattoos, they feel like me.
16:26People talk, but I don't care.
16:28Saving you or your thing is through my head.
16:31People talk, I know they do.
16:34Let's let them talk about me.
16:39Not a body, not a body, you're somebody to me.
16:44You're somebody, you're somebody, somebody, somebody.
16:48You're somebody, you're somebody, you're somebody.
17:05I've missed you.
17:08I've missed you.
17:13I've been busy at practice.
17:15Yeah, no, it's not a judgment.
17:18I just missed you.
17:27Did you miss me?
17:31Um...
17:31Wow. Okay.
17:34I guess I misread this.
17:36No.
17:38Well, I mean, yeah, you kind of did, but...
17:41You know, Kendall, I've been very up front.
17:43My whole life is morning workouts, class, practice, repeat.
17:48The whole team has practice, Garrett.
17:50Okay, they still have lives.
17:51Yeah, I mean, well, none of them were drafted by the Bruins.
17:55So you're special.
17:57What? That's not...
17:58No, I was just made captain.
18:00So the Bruins are watching every game, how I play, how I behave.
18:04I can't lose focus.
18:06So, like I said before, all I can offer is casual.
18:09Yeah, well, I don't want that anymore.
18:13Okay, I...
18:14I want to be your girlfriend.
18:16Why?
18:19Why?
18:20I mean, like, what I mean is I...
18:23What's my favorite band?
18:25My major.
18:27How do I like my coffee?
18:30What's my mother's name?
18:33Look, I don't know any of those answers about you, either.
18:36So maybe...
18:38You just want to be with the guy headed to the NHL,
18:41or you've deluded yourself into thinking that I'm someone I never pretended to be.
18:46But, um, either way, you deserve better.
18:51Fuck you, Garrett.
18:59Yeah, fuck me.
19:14All right, there's a lot of hype around these young guys.
19:16The Bruins are putting a lot of faith, a lot of stock in Garrett Graham.
19:20He has the ability and the potential to be a generational player.
19:24Wow, really?
19:24Garrett is the type of player who has that tenacity,
19:27but I'm betting that Garrett Graham proves me right.
19:30If you got a lady and you want her gone,
19:34but you ain't got the guts.
19:38She keeps me, you're not your man in game.
19:41You move.
19:42I want to try and let her suck.
19:45For a fee, I'm happy to be.
19:49You're a bad dog, man.
19:51Hey, boo.
20:03I take it back.
20:10Move, move, move.
20:12Come on, come on.
20:13I take it back.
20:33We weren't dating.
20:34We kind of were.
20:35Yeah, you and Kendall have been hooking up all semester.
20:38How says...
20:40Nay.
20:40Nay.
20:41Nay.
20:42Okay, Dean agrees with you,
20:44which kind of just proves that you're wrong.
20:45You know, I don't have to take this slander.
20:48I'm a responsible, upstanding member of society.
20:51Dean.
20:54I'll be ready in 30 minutes.
20:5730 minutes?
20:58Maybe an hour?
20:59That's ambitious.
21:00He gets a half hour.
21:01If he's any longer than that, we're leaving without him.
21:03Thanks, Doug.
21:04Yes, sir.
21:08Is your dad?
21:11Yeah.
21:12Yeah.
21:15Yeah, he's got a new girlfriend, wants me to meet her.
21:17Ah.
21:19That's inevitable, right?
21:26Look, I know he can, uh, be a dick.
21:28No, he's more than a dick.
21:30Okay.
21:31But he's still your dad.
21:36All he cares about is hockey.
21:39You know, I only matter because I am him.
21:42I'm just a mini fucking Phil Graham.
21:45Yeah, man.
21:45I mean, all you'd have to do is win a Stanley Cup,
21:48a Norris trophy or two,
21:49spend more time in your hair than a Kardashian,
21:51and bam, yeah, you're just like him.
21:55Hey.
21:58Your dad was great.
21:59Everybody knows it.
22:01But no one is expecting you to be him.
22:06He is.
22:08All our parents have expectations, G.
22:11Shit, I'd kill for my dad to even be into hockey,
22:13let alone a damn legend.
22:15All right?
22:16But we're not doing this for them.
22:20We're doing this because we love it.
22:23Right?
22:31Yeah.
22:33Thanks, man.
22:34Take a shower.
22:35You smell like shit.
22:36All right.
23:02Hi.
23:04You're in here.
23:05I can't pull an all-nighter in my room.
23:07I'll fall asleep.
23:08Fair enough.
23:09How's it coming?
23:11I have a melody.
23:13No lyrics, though.
23:14Well, that's great.
23:15That's like halfway done, right?
23:16No, not really.
23:18Lyrics are kind of a big thing in pop.
23:20That's why classical is easier.
23:22Dude, I have seen your sheet music.
23:24Classical is not easier.
23:27Definitely is.
23:29Well, have you ever written a pop song before?
23:32Uh, not since high school.
23:34I don't come back to you.
23:35Just riding a bike.
23:38Yeah, maybe.
23:40Hey.
23:42You're nice to my friend Hannah.
23:44You just started writing.
23:45These things take time, right?
23:50What if I can't?
23:52I'll...
23:52What if I write a terrible song
23:55and I fail a pop showcase
23:56and I can't afford my tuition next semester?
24:00You know, like, what if you're right?
24:01If I don't fall in love,
24:03I can't be a tailor
24:04that can write a perfect song
24:05about love and life and heartbreak.
24:08Hey, hey.
24:09You are setting the bar way too high.
24:11I mean, of course you're gonna fall in love.
24:13Some day.
24:15Maybe it'll be with Justin.
24:17Maybe someone else.
24:20No, I've just been staring at this blank page
24:22all night
24:23and I have literally no idea
24:25what it should be about.
24:27What did you write about in high school?
24:29What?
24:29You said you wrote in high school.
24:32What did you write about?
24:39Anna?
24:41Nothing.
24:43It's dumb.
24:48Well, something will come to you, okay?
24:51Just give it time.
24:53Yeah.
24:55Hey, out of curiosity,
24:57you weren't supposed to open
24:59at Malone's today, right?
25:04Shit!
25:06I'm sorry.
25:14Shit!
25:16Shit!
25:16Shit!
25:22Shit!
25:24Shit!
25:26Shit!
25:28Shit!
25:29there you are sorry fella long time ain't as young as I fucking used to be I
25:36know I can't handle this all on my own you know no I'm sorry sorry
25:52hello hi hi picking up a takeaway order Justin Cobb yeah yeah no I I know who you are we've
26:04spoken
26:05kind of um your your band is really good oh yeah thanks I'm not like a creepy soccer fan or
26:13anything I I work here so I've heard you say good the uniform right carried a watermelon what
26:26a dirty dancing um Jennifer Grey's this really awkward moment with Patrick Swayze when I sorry
26:34never mind yeah obviously I work here look I'm kind of in a rush can I oh my god yeah
26:40yeah sorry
26:41thank you yeah bye smooth I carried a watermelon anyone ever tell you that eavesdropping is rude
26:51did anyone ever tell you that your references are dated it's a classic I just uh came over here to
26:57see if we could place an order or is it like a self-serve kind of day I'll be right
27:01with you
27:03you know you shouldn't fawn over him what that guy you're too available like the girls throwing
27:08themselves at you over there that's a different scenario I don't do girlfriends they know that
27:12okay well congratulations Casanova but I don't need your help refill what if I paid you I was to take
27:22your dating advice to tutor me nerd you could just ask my name usually girls just tell me come on
27:31I'll
27:31pay you anything you're the only one who got an A on that paper so so I need to play
27:36why because you get
27:38off on beating people up what hockey is the only non-combat sport that doesn't reject its players
27:44for fighting it celebrates it keep it a team is down and points an actual strategy is to pick a
27:48fight
27:48for morale sorry I'm sure you're not a bad guy I just don't like hockey yeah
28:18hey just talk to him you'll be alright
28:24Papa Graham De Laurentiis great hit of McManus last week bet that kid felt it in his bones
28:31hey you know gotta keep my boy's back I like it Tucker you're looking good out there you're really
28:36finding your rhythm with the line thanks Mr. Graham we'll see you in the stands this afternoon
28:40wouldn't miss it Mr. Graham Logan looking handsome as ever you too man good to see you
28:57saw that you made captain about time I'm a junior ah better late than never
29:08did you drive all the way out here to congratulate me or make me feel like I fucked up somehow
29:11look I
29:12tried calling you earlier but you don't answer I'm not here to fight can we just go inside
29:19no no thanks Garrett dad fine Cindy and I are getting married
29:31you've been dating for like two seconds six months that's not any better does she even fucking know
29:36you watch it I don't have any time for this we have a game today I know Eastwood our biggest
29:42rivals
29:43she wants to meet you your timing is fucking shit if you would just see it I didn't answer my
29:47phone
29:47because I don't want to talk to you you told me your news congratulations I'll see you at the wedding
29:59please welcome your very own
30:16I think he has a potential in honesty to have a
30:34bigger impact than Phil ever had all right I can't wait to hear what Phil has to say about that
30:38let's go staring at fate I'm in the lead and I'm breaking away if you're not working you're taking
30:42up space I'm at the table a thousand to play I'm gonna tell me this isn't a demon down the
30:47street from
30:47the Dazele estate right around the corner from me
30:53no money ain't everything fucking we still got it
30:56Garrett Graham is a bigger player I think he can play that mean physical game it needs to be consistent
31:03what do you know G
31:07hey come on bro get your head in it
31:14his dad certainly taught him everything he knows right
31:17Phil Graham's physicality was brutal and he's always on the warpath
31:20making daddy proud Graham
31:44I am curious to see what kind of player
31:47Garrett Graham turns out to be
31:56he said that you know Garrett doesn't do the girlfriend thing he also doesn't do the repeat hookups thing you've
32:02been hooking up since summer
32:03whatever good friends and honestly he's playing like shit
32:06yo Graham's playing like shit
32:08I told you they're fucking losers
32:11let's hope they keep at it
32:12we'll destroy them
32:13hell yeah let me get some of that Delaney
32:16got you bro
32:28let's hope they keep at it
32:32let's hope they keep at it
32:36let's hope they keep at it
32:38let's hope they keep at it
32:38let's hope they keep at it
32:38let's hope they keep at it
32:38let's hope they keep at it
33:13Hey, Garrett!
33:15Hey, the game's not over!
34:06I was justified when I was five
34:12Raisin' cane, that's me in your eye
34:15Times are changin', now the boy gets back
34:19But the fever's gonna catch you when the bitch gets back
34:29Eat me down on a Friday night, that's alright
34:33I even like steak on a setting night
34:36I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, just so much of a deuce
34:40I get high in the evening, sniffin' pots of glue
34:48I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, you're the bitch who's back
34:51Stone cold, sober, as a matter of fact
34:55I can binge, I can binge, cause I'm better than you
34:58It's the way that I do, it's the things that I do
35:09I entertain by pickin' brains
35:13Sell my soul by droppin' names
35:16I don't like those, my God, what's that?
35:20Oh, it's full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back
35:24Oh, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, you're the bitch who's back
35:36Stone cold, sober, as a matter of fact
35:40I'm a bitch, I can binge, just so much of a deuce
35:44Hold it, hold it
35:45Here we go
35:46Here we go
35:50Hits up
35:50Next side
35:56Yes
36:05Fuck her back man
36:07Yeah, thought we lost you for a minute there
36:13I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, you're the bitch who's back
36:16Stone cold, sober, as a matter of fact
36:19I can binge, I can binge, cause I'm better than you
36:23It's the way that I do, it's the way that I do
36:26It's the way that I do, it's the way that I do
36:29Hey, hey, hey, hey
36:33Woo!
36:34Bitch, bitch
36:37Bitch is back
36:40Ooh, hey
36:42Bitch, bitch
36:43Bitch
36:44Bitch is back
36:47Ooh, bitch, bitch
36:50Oh, bitch, bitch
36:52Hey man!
36:53Come on, man!
36:54It's not on the one, it's not the mambo
36:56It...
36:56It's a feeling
36:57A heartbeat
37:00Cuckoo
37:02Cuckoo
37:04Cuckoo
37:07Don't try so hard.
37:10Go gone.
37:12Go gone.
37:13Open your eyes.
37:16What are you doing?
37:17Watching a movie.
37:18I mean, why are you in bed?
37:20Because I'm watching a movie?
37:22We talked about this.
37:23You promised.
37:27Sean, convince Hannah to come out with us.
37:29You know, Sean, tell Ali I have zero interest.
37:31Also, I've had a long day, and I'm watching a movie.
37:33No, you're watching Dirty Dancing, which means you're burrowing.
37:36Hi, babe. Good to see you, too.
37:38Whatever.
37:39Hi.
37:40I'll convince Hannah to come out. It's block party, Hannah.
37:42You know, if you don't give an a-sh, she'll just keep at it until you do.
37:45And if you still don't, she'll text you all night, distracting you.
37:48Ah, well, the power of do not disturb.
37:50That doesn't matter. She's coming.
37:55I don't... What just happened?
37:57Justin Cole just happened.
37:58Yeah, well, Dexter's already there, and...
38:00So is Justin fucking Cole, and he's there alone, which means Hannah's gonna slide right in.
38:04No, no, I have nothing to wear.
38:05Okay, well, that's not even remotely true.
38:08Come on, I'll pick out your outfit. You just do your makeup.
38:11Really try to look hot, Hannah.
38:13Do I not normally?
38:15You just look...
38:17Sean, help me.
38:18I plead the fifth.
38:20Fine. Okay, I'll do your makeup, too. Just hustle.
38:22Before Justin leaves.
38:45Oh!
38:47Yes, bitch!
38:49That is what I'm talking about, honey!
38:52Okay, um, don't look now, but Justin is right over...
38:55I just said don't look now.
39:00Well, now you have to go over there.
39:02No, I talked to him earlier. He's not good.
39:04No, no.
39:05Just stop thinking this.
39:06No, this is why we pre-game.
39:08Now, put on your big-girl pants and go talk to him.
39:10I mean, I can get us more shots if you need them, girl.
39:12Look how courage.
39:13Hey, move your pressure.
39:14How was that?
39:14Hannah's friend from high school?
39:16I thought we'd be?
39:16You're not pressuring Hannah to drink in public.
39:19You're only pressuring Hannah to finally talk to Justin fucking Cole!
39:22Right?
39:24Fine, but can we dance for it?
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