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The Hockey Captain That Hates Me EP
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00:00:11If I nail this triple axel, nothing will stop me from winning regionals.
00:00:20Shit. We gotta go. The kings are here.
00:00:28Mason Reed.
00:00:30Hockey captain. King of the ring. The jerk who makes my life a living hell.
00:00:39Off the ice, Skylar. Now.
00:00:42Yeah, before your fat ass cracks it.
00:00:47I still have one minute of ice time, Mason. Wait your turn.
00:00:51Damn, Miss Piggy. You're gonna hob all the ice time like you hob all your meals?
00:00:59We have to go.
00:01:00He may own the school, but he doesn't own the ice.
00:01:03Skylar?
00:01:03Skating is everything to me. We aren't leaving until I land this jump.
00:01:11Yeah!
00:01:16And now baby, I don't know.
00:01:19In a long time coming, I'ma speak my truth.
00:01:24Shit.
00:01:26Blake, are you okay?
00:01:28Fuck, I think I landed on my shoulder though.
00:01:32Fuck, that hurts!
00:01:35Blake, wait!
00:01:44Holy shit, it's a beached whale on the ice!
00:01:46Hahaha!
00:01:54Move.
00:02:00Is my bully, Hockey Captain Mason Reed, actually going to help me?
00:02:21Well that was fucking humiliating, Ice Princess.
00:02:25What, did you think showing me your tits would buy you more ice time?
00:02:29Nah man, she didn't need to rip her dress.
00:02:32She just needed to lose 50 pounds.
00:02:37Enough!
00:02:38My office!
00:02:39Both of you!
00:02:40Now!
00:02:50Man, for God's sake!
00:02:54Cover yourself up, no one wants to see that!
00:02:57You heard him.
00:02:59Cover up.
00:03:08There have been budget cuts.
00:03:10The board is only keeping one sports program.
00:03:13Hockey, or figure skating.
00:03:16Well then it's hockey, obviously.
00:03:18We filled the seats.
00:03:20Figure skating is just a lame hobby.
00:03:23Hobby?
00:03:24We've won more regionals than you.
00:03:26Yeah.
00:03:26But people actually want to see us.
00:03:29We don't pull the same weight.
00:03:31Oh, right.
00:03:32Because I'm fat.
00:03:33How clever.
00:03:34It's not what I meant.
00:03:36But, it's not like she'd believe me.
00:03:39Huh.
00:03:41If weight's a problem for you, princess, then do something about it.
00:03:47Kiss my fat ass.
00:03:50You'd like that, wouldn't you?
00:03:52That's enough!
00:03:54Listen, I'm gonna observe both programs this season.
00:03:58At the end of the month, I'll decide who stays and who goes.
00:04:04Dismissed.
00:04:06Hockey.
00:04:07Obviously.
00:04:15What do you want, Mason?
00:04:27You.
00:04:30You want me?
00:04:33I want you to drop out of the competition.
00:04:38Now.
00:04:40Go to hell.
00:04:42Unlike everyone else at this school, I don't listen to you.
00:04:45I need to be on that ice to get scouted.
00:04:49So do I.
00:04:51My guys need extra time on the ice.
00:04:54Time your dying program is sucking up.
00:04:56You could have all the ice time in a day.
00:04:58It won't make your team better.
00:05:00We both know hockey's gonna win the funding.
00:05:03And once your program's cancelled, you'll have to find a new one.
00:05:07No one else will take a figure skater that looks like me.
00:05:10This program is my only way to make it.
00:05:13And I'm gonna fight for it.
00:05:15Even if that means telling the king of hockey to fuck off.
00:05:19With.
00:05:20Draw.
00:05:22Before I make you regret ever putting on a pair of skates.
00:05:25Afraid I'll win, your majesty?
00:05:38Just don't say I didn't warn ya.
00:05:41Ice princess.
00:05:43You did.
00:05:45I just don't care.
00:05:57If he thinks I'll just give up.
00:05:59He's wrong.
00:06:09You're skating program is done.
00:06:12There's no way we get funding over Mason the king, Reed.
00:06:17He doesn't own the ice, Tamika.
00:06:19But he owns the school.
00:06:21If he says we're invisible, nobody will show up to our meets.
00:06:25Mason wants to talk to you.
00:06:27Move.
00:06:28Bat-tard.
00:06:29Unlike you, London, I don't go running every time Mason goes.
00:06:33Aw, that's too bad.
00:06:34You could use more running.
00:06:36Let's move.
00:06:36I said no.
00:06:40Go, Skylar.
00:06:41Beg for mercy.
00:06:51I'm not your property, Mason.
00:06:53You can't beckon whenever you want.
00:06:55I always get what I want, Skylar.
00:07:00You say I can't just beckon you, but you're kinda stuck standing here.
00:07:07Sit.
00:07:08Eat.
00:07:09Ew.
00:07:10A burger?
00:07:12Isn't that like cannibalism since she's a cow?
00:07:17Mock my body all you want, London.
00:07:19At least I earn my place on the ice instead of my back.
00:07:24Hey!
00:07:26Don't...
00:07:27touch me.
00:07:29Of course.
00:07:31My baby doesn't want me getting in the mud with the pigs.
00:07:35Why am I here, Mason?
00:07:39I got you a present.
00:07:41You can't bribe me, Mason.
00:07:43I'm not dropping out of the competition.
00:07:45It's a peace offering.
00:07:48I'll play nice.
00:07:50You do.
00:07:59Since your old uniform ripped, the hockey team decided we'd get you something more.
00:08:04Your size.
00:08:07Move, bitch!
00:08:09Move, bitch!
00:08:18Just drop out, Skylar.
00:08:21Don't embarrass yourself anymore.
00:08:26Go.
00:08:42You think it's funny to make a joke of my uniform, Mason?
00:08:49Game.
00:08:50On.
00:08:50Game.
00:08:53This is our game, boys.
00:08:55Let's show our rivals who the big dogs are.
00:08:58We shoot up!
00:09:03Ew, we're out of Jersey.
00:09:05What the hell?
00:09:07We have to be on the ice in five minutes or we forfeit.
00:09:10We don't have time to replace these.
00:09:12What are we gonna do?
00:09:15We shoot up.
00:09:17No way! We're gonna look like pussies!
00:09:19We kick ass!
00:09:22No matter what.
00:09:24We suit up!
00:09:25Now!
00:09:28Fuck.
00:09:37I always get what I want.
00:09:39Skylar.
00:09:42Fucking...
00:09:43Skylar.
00:09:50The hockey team should have been out by now.
00:09:52Where are they?
00:09:54Oh, I don't think they'll be showing up today.
00:09:57Make some noise for the Kings!
00:10:00Led by your captain, Mason the King Reed!
00:10:07They actually wore them?
00:10:18Oh.
00:10:22You lose something?
00:10:24Oh, shit.
00:10:25My bully knows I was the one who sabotaged their uniforms.
00:10:29Just watch out, princess.
00:10:31After I win, I can't wait to get my hands on.
00:10:37The King Reed.
00:10:38From Lakeview, here comes the captain and enforcer...
00:10:41Logan Jones!
00:10:43Hoping the alpha will get you scattered?
00:10:45Cause your game sure won't.
00:10:46I don't care if I'm wearing a leotard or a damn tuxedo. I'm still gonna fucking kick your ass.
00:10:54Yikes, I knew the school was full of dogs, but that's a certified cow.
00:10:58Don't talk about it like that. Matter of fact, don't even fucking look at her.
00:11:03I'll tell you what, after I win this, I'll take her to Palantown and hit it hard.
00:11:07The fat pussy can take it.
00:11:16Reed, Reed, Reed! Damn, he's really good.
00:11:20Reed takes it down the ice. Next point wins the game.
00:11:25He's got a clear shot! Lights out, sparkles!
00:11:29Fuck!
00:11:34That looks like a serious injury. This could spell the end for the Kings Championship run.
00:11:40I just wanted to teach my bully to respect figure skating.
00:11:44Now he's hurt, and it's all my fault.
00:11:56Um, I just wanted to see how you were.
00:11:59How does it look like I'm doing?
00:12:02There were scouts in the stands.
00:12:05Instead of watching me win, they watched me make a fool of myself.
00:12:11Because of you.
00:12:14You humiliated me first.
00:12:17Sex to be the butt of the joke, doesn't it?
00:12:21Your little prank cost the school to win.
00:12:24And a star player!
00:12:26You told on me?
00:12:28You were caught on the security camera sneaking into the boys' locker room.
00:12:31But Mason started it first.
00:12:33Pack your skates!
00:12:35You are out of the figure skating program! Effective immediately!
00:12:40Wait.
00:12:42Don't.
00:12:44Kicking her out won't fix my shoulder.
00:12:47Nor will it help me train while I heal.
00:12:50No.
00:12:51If you want her to pay, make her my puck buddy.
00:12:58You're what? No way.
00:13:02Done.
00:13:03What?
00:13:04That's it.
00:13:06Skylar.
00:13:07You're Mason's personal assistant until he's cleared to skate.
00:13:10Where am I going to have the time to train and babysit him?
00:13:14Figure it out.
00:13:15Or say goodbye to the figure skating team.
00:13:18See what I did there?
00:13:20Looks like you're not the ice princess anymore.
00:13:27See you bright and early, puck buddy.
00:13:41Okay. Let's get this over with.
00:13:44What am I doing? Picking up pucks? Polishing skates?
00:13:49First, you suit up.
00:13:56I am not wearing that.
00:13:58It barely covers anything.
00:14:01Put it on.
00:14:05Because until my shoulder's healed, you're mine.
00:14:08And, uh...
00:14:11Practice starts in ten.
00:14:13Puck, buddy.
00:14:17What? You don't like him?
00:14:19Oh, God.
00:14:30No way. Is that...
00:14:33Skylar?
00:14:35Damn!
00:14:35I don't know cow's head legs like that.
00:14:40Bro, you want to show your puck money?
00:14:42I might have an injury too.
00:14:46Don't touch her.
00:14:47Chill, bro. I was just joking.
00:14:49I'm not.
00:14:50Touch her and you're off my team.
00:14:52That goes for all of you.
00:14:54Dude, what is up with you?
00:14:56You don't act this way with London.
00:14:58Wait.
00:15:00You want her, don't you?
00:15:03There's no way my bully has the hots for me.
00:15:06Or... does he?
00:15:09Skylar is public enemy number one.
00:15:12She's what stands between us and the hockey program getting funded.
00:15:16Anyone touches her and they're off the team.
00:15:19Including... me.
00:15:22Get to the ice.
00:15:23Do some drills. Now.
00:15:25But we're supposed to now!
00:15:33I can't wear this.
00:15:35This is fat shaming. It's not even practical.
00:15:38If I wanted to fat shame you...
00:15:41I wouldn't have chosen an outfit that makes you look fucking hot.
00:15:47You... think I look hot?
00:15:49If I have to be subjected to your presence...
00:15:54Might as well make it a nice view.
00:15:57But...
00:15:59Nothing more than that.
00:16:01This is supposed to humiliate me.
00:16:04So why does he look like he's the one losing control?
00:16:08Grab that buck...
00:16:09And hand it to me.
00:16:21Careful your majesty. You're staring.
00:16:24Am I?
00:16:26If this is your idea of humiliating me...
00:16:29You might want to work on your technique.
00:16:32Well I've got plenty of technique.
00:16:33The question is...
00:16:35Can you handle it?
00:16:37I can handle anything from you.
00:16:40Good.
00:16:41Cause I'm just getting started.
00:16:44You'll be waiting on me.
00:16:45Hand in front.
00:16:47Just make me.
00:16:58Water.
00:17:00Now.
00:17:00You haven't even practiced yet.
00:17:04Fine.
00:17:11Get a grip, Skylar.
00:17:16He may be hot, but he's the enemy.
00:17:19Towel.
00:17:20You have two hands.
00:17:22Do I?
00:17:23Because if I'm remembering correctly, you took one of them out.
00:17:26So...
00:17:27Unless you want me to tell Principal Harris that you're not cooperating...
00:17:30Towel.
00:17:32Pat my face.
00:17:43If you think bullying me would hand over the hockey funding, you're dead wrong.
00:17:49We'll see about that, Puck Bunny.
00:17:51In the meantime, I'll have fun breaking you.
00:17:54I've been doing everything you've said, and I'm still standing here.
00:17:58Then I've got a new task for you.
00:18:02What?
00:18:02Your Majesty.
00:18:06Neil.
00:18:10Excuse me?
00:18:11Look, I may be your assistant, but if you think that I'm going to...
00:18:14The tape's loose.
00:18:15I'm gonna need you to fix it before I can practice.
00:18:18I don't know how.
00:18:19We don't use props in figure skating.
00:18:22Then I'll show you.
00:18:27Neil.
00:18:39Grab my stick.
00:18:47Start here.
00:18:57Miss him.
00:19:04Skylar?
00:19:05Miss him.
00:19:07What are you doing?
00:19:09And why do you look like you want to kiss me?
00:19:16Do it slower.
00:19:18I'm doing the best I can.
00:19:20I'll show you how I want it.
00:19:31Looks like you're training the Puck Bunny, right?
00:19:34Gus.
00:19:35I would never.
00:19:42Glad to see he's still an asshole.
00:19:50Why is Mason already practicing?
00:19:52He's not fully healed.
00:19:54You're making your shoulder worse.
00:20:03I didn't ask for your opinion.
00:20:06You need heat on that or it'll make your shoulder worse.
00:20:08Are you offering to get me hot?
00:20:11Princess.
00:20:14I'm helping you heal so I can finally be done watching you sabotage your athletic career.
00:20:19Wait.
00:20:20What the hell does that even mean?
00:20:22You always fake left.
00:20:25What?
00:20:26When you go for the goal, you always fake left.
00:20:29So everyone expects you to bet right.
00:20:31It's a tell.
00:20:32You watch me that closely.
00:20:34I always notice when someone's good on the ice.
00:20:37Heat.
00:20:38Shoulder.
00:20:39Now.
00:21:02What are you gonna help me with the heat or are you too scared to touch me?
00:21:10Don't move.
00:21:11You're enjoying this, aren't you?
00:21:13I'd enjoy it more if you stopped talking.
00:21:16I know a few things you'd enjoy more.
00:21:22Shush.
00:21:24Why?
00:21:25You scared you're gonna like hearing that?
00:21:28Doing that?
00:21:40Why would you put me on top?
00:21:42Skylar, stop squirming.
00:21:46Why?
00:21:48Worry to make me things a little...
00:21:51hard?
00:21:52What are you talking about?
00:21:56Oh my god, don't pull it out!
00:21:58What?
00:21:58You mean... this?
00:22:01I was training before you tackled me.
00:22:04Remember?
00:22:09What?
00:22:10Did you want me to...
00:22:11burn it for you?
00:22:18Oh shit!
00:22:19The hockey team's coming!
00:22:22Dude, what the fuck?
00:22:25Oh shit!
00:22:26The hockey team is coming.
00:22:33What?
00:22:33Dude, what the fuck?
00:22:36Dude, what the fuck?
00:22:37I'm jealous.
00:22:39Captain's injured and he's still getting some?
00:22:41Respect!
00:22:42Is that London under there?
00:22:44You finally letting her polish off your stick after all that begging, huh?
00:22:48Leave it.
00:22:49Emmett.
00:22:50Holy shit!
00:22:52Captain's territorial!
00:22:53She that good?
00:22:55It's...
00:22:56It's nothing special.
00:22:57He wants to hide me like a dirty little secret?
00:23:00I'll make him sweat for it.
00:23:23You alright there, Cap?
00:23:28You're so tense.
00:23:30Shit.
00:23:33Oh fuck.
00:23:35Okay, everyone out.
00:23:37Now.
00:23:38Alright, alright.
00:23:39Enjoy.
00:23:40You deserve it after having to look at Skylar all day.
00:23:43You hate her more than all of us.
00:23:46Yeah.
00:23:48She's the worst.
00:23:50They say fat girls are supposed to be freaky in bed, but none of us would ever fuck her.
00:23:56Yeah, she's um...
00:23:58She's too stuck up for any of us.
00:24:00More like stuck in the mud because she's a pig.
00:24:05Okay, everyone get the fuck out.
00:24:07I'll let you...
00:24:09Finish.
00:24:11Oh yeah.
00:24:12Now if I see the fat ass, I'll glue a burger on the floor.
00:24:15Keep her busy.
00:24:18Wow.
00:24:19You and your teammates are real prizes.
00:24:21Hey, Skylar.
00:24:22It's just locker room talk, alright?
00:24:24Don't take it seriously.
00:24:25Thank you for reminding me of exactly who you are.
00:24:29I almost thought you were decent.
00:24:32Skylar.
00:24:37Mason is my biggest rival and my bully.
00:24:40I should hate him.
00:24:43So why can't I stop thinking about him and what happened yesterday?
00:24:51No.
00:24:52Focus.
00:24:56This school is the only program that would let a girl who looks like me join the figure skating program.
00:25:01I've shown my worth, risen to the top of the team, and am ranked number one in the state.
00:25:07But all of that goes away if our funding is cut to save the hockey team.
00:25:12I won't let hockey king Masonry take this from me.
00:25:17I won't let hockey king Masonry take this from me.
00:25:31Where are my clothes?
00:25:33No way.
00:25:39No way.
00:25:41Way.
00:25:46Fuck.
00:25:51Wow, I didn't know they stocked plus size sluts in the freezer section.
00:25:56This is low.
00:25:57Even for you, London.
00:25:58Me?
00:26:00This wasn't me.
00:26:01This was Mason's idea.
00:26:09Mason, he's an asshole but he wouldn't do this to me.
00:26:15Oh shit!
00:26:19You were saying?
00:26:21I'll never forgive you for this Masonry.
00:26:25Did SeaWorld lose a whale?
00:26:28Yeah!
00:26:29Stop recording me!
00:26:34She doesn't need a towel, she needs a tarp!
00:26:38Speaking of towels...
00:26:41Hey!
00:26:42Ouch!
00:26:53What the fuck is going on?
00:26:57What are you doing?
00:27:00Gotcha.
00:27:05Who's responsible for this?
00:27:08Someone speak up or I make all you pay.
00:27:10You're letting her wear your jersey?
00:27:13Why are you defending her?
00:27:14You even put your numbers on her?
00:27:16Because Skyler...
00:27:19Is mine.
00:27:22Skyler's yours?
00:27:24Since when?
00:27:25Since she became my puck bunny.
00:27:28Nobody touches her.
00:27:30London, just go home.
00:27:34And for you guys,
00:27:36Blue Line sprints.
00:27:37Blue Line sprints.
00:27:37Till I'm bored.
00:27:39Mason, man, it was just a joke.
00:27:40Does Skyler look like she's laughing?
00:27:42Start moving.
00:27:44Or I'm kicking people off the team.
00:27:45Now!
00:27:49Princess.
00:27:50I just want to get away from here.
00:27:57What was that out there?
00:27:59My god, it's like whiplash with you.
00:28:01You bully me, then punish them, then throw your jersey on me?
00:28:05I'm not in the mood, Skyler.
00:28:08Funny.
00:28:09I wasn't in the mood to be naked in the middle of the rink, but you didn't seem to care.
00:28:13That wasn't me.
00:28:14I don't get off on acting like a fucking perv.
00:28:17And I wouldn't do that to you.
00:28:19Everybody knows you hate me, Mason.
00:28:22I'm the one who got you injured.
00:28:23I'm the one standing between you and hockey funding.
00:28:26I mean, even if you don't bully me directly, they're doing it for you.
00:28:30Skyler, I'm...
00:28:31And then you stand up for me?
00:28:32I mean, you help me, then hide me.
00:28:36You save me, then hate me.
00:28:37I can't keep up with you.
00:28:39What do you want?
00:28:39You!
00:28:42What?
00:28:44You know what I really want, Skyler?
00:28:51I want...
00:28:52you.
00:29:09What was that?
00:29:11I have a beautiful girl in my arms, wearing my jersey.
00:29:16And I intend to kiss the hell out of her.
00:29:19Unless you prefer to talk.
00:29:23No.
00:29:24More kissing is good.
00:29:32I love you.
00:29:34What?
00:29:36I love you.
00:29:39No, you.
00:29:42No, you.
00:29:44No, you.
00:29:48No, you.
00:29:50So, what?
00:29:52No, you.
00:29:53No, you.
00:29:55No, I'm like it.
00:29:57Well, what?
00:29:59Yo, Rob.
00:30:00I'll be here for you.
00:30:00snack and you clearly eat everything Emmett don't but he doesn't want you to
00:30:05take a bite so hands off you're disgusting I can't believe she was
00:30:11seriously throwing herself at you like that dude you're a fucking dick you know
00:30:16that girl that history does did not study poor I know I feel that what about
00:30:29you hurt the sky Larry sorry you've been acting weird I'm warning it's almost
00:30:35like you oh my god you got laid
00:30:44no what still a virgin but I did kiss me
00:30:51you kissed keep your voice down I'm sorry I'm trying but you kissed Mason the
00:30:57King Reed how was it it was
00:31:07really fucking good obviously it's not the point it's never going to happen again
00:31:12sure it isn't Skyler Mason sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g take it back you
00:31:21fucking liar Mason would never kiss you you can't seriously think anyone will
00:31:29believe Mason actually kissed your fat face
00:31:35Mason Reed is a hockey god you're not even a pity father she wouldn't lie you don't know what you're
00:31:43talking about so mind you're in business please I know exactly what this is everyone's seen you throwing yourself at
00:31:49Mason no that's your job has any guy ever hit on you and didn't mean it as a joke
00:31:59but the hottest guy in school gives you a little attention because you're his personal bitch and you think that
00:32:04means something
00:32:10come on butterball you're smarter than that
00:32:14he's only being nice to you to get you out of the way so that hockey gets the school funding
00:32:18he wouldn't do that yes he would Mason's always hated you you think that started
00:32:24just because your roles spill out of that little crop top uniform he gave you he
00:32:29isn't cruel like you or any other asshole in this school a newsflash I'm hot if I
00:32:36wasn't you wouldn't be trying so hard to knock me down a peg be honest with
00:32:40yourself you can't seriously think the king of hockey Mason Reed likes someone
00:32:47busting at the seams
00:32:52is London right is Mason playing me to make sure he wins the funding
00:33:01you did think he liked you he would actually miss you I would kiss her
00:33:20I mean look at her
00:33:22any guy would be lucky to kiss her
00:33:25don't play Mason she's going to think you're serious
00:33:33I am serious
00:33:35what bro really means is that he would fuck anything with two legs and a pussy cuz he's a dog
00:33:50don't listen to them why because they're right
00:33:55which one is the real you the guy they see the guy you are when we're alone every time I
00:34:02start to think
00:34:03you're good you just proved me wrong I just keep falling for it
00:34:12I want to be the man I am with her alone but if I am then I lose hockey I
00:34:17lose everything
00:34:20five six seven eight
00:34:23one can you feel it four five six seven eight one two three
00:34:29shit
00:34:31shit
00:34:33why aren't you practicing on the ice
00:34:35because I'm less likely to hurt myself without skates
00:34:38and because I was avoiding you
00:34:42we need to talk
00:34:43princess
00:34:44I don't have time for you Mason
00:34:46I need to finish the practice and get ready for the rally
00:34:48hey
00:34:50we need to talk
00:34:54about our kiss
00:35:00that kiss
00:35:01was a mistake
00:35:02no
00:35:04the mistake is you trying to decide what it meant
00:35:09save it
00:35:11I'm not letting you get in my head Mason
00:35:14making me your puck bunny
00:35:15kissing me
00:35:17you're just trying to get in my head and make me lose focus
00:35:19and the funding
00:35:20that's what you think this is
00:35:22I may be a bigger girl
00:35:23but I'm not stupid enough to give up a sport I love
00:35:26over attention from a boy
00:35:28I'm not playing a game with you Skylar
00:35:30could have fooled me
00:35:31I'll prove it then
00:35:33I'll help you practice
00:35:34why would you do that
00:35:35helping me practice gives me a better shot at the funding
00:35:38and if I win it
00:35:39hockey's over
00:35:41I'm proving to you
00:35:42that
00:35:43what this is
00:35:44isn't just some game for the funding
00:35:46you helped me with my game remember
00:35:48when you go for the goal
00:35:49you always fake left
00:35:50so
00:35:51everyone expects you to cut right
00:35:53it's a tell
00:35:54look you've been losing time practicing being my puck bunny
00:35:57I'll help make it up to you
00:35:59unless you think
00:36:01I'll be a distraction
00:36:02you're not a distraction
00:36:05good
00:36:09then show me your routine
00:36:14fine
00:36:19five six seven eight
00:36:22one two three four five six seven eight
00:36:26one two three and four
00:36:30well
00:36:31there it is
00:36:32there's what
00:36:33you're precise but
00:36:35your body's too tight
00:36:37you're locking your hips
00:36:38I know how to skate
00:36:39it's just because I'm not on ice
00:36:43liar
00:36:46it looks like
00:36:47you're trying to muscle the turns
00:36:49as opposed to riding the edges
00:36:54you need to trust
00:36:55you need to trust your body
00:36:59sit in it
00:37:01don't push through
00:37:04you gonna be this bossy all day
00:37:07only if you keep stumbling
00:37:09like you could do better
00:37:17Mason
00:37:19you feel that?
00:37:20you lock up right here
00:37:24you need to let the edge carry you
00:37:28loosen your shoulders
00:37:29if you lock up like this on the ice
00:37:31you'll go down
00:37:32you have to trust it
00:37:34I trust the ice
00:37:35then trust me
00:37:45that was
00:37:46better?
00:37:47I told you
00:37:49turns aren't my problem
00:37:51it's lifts now that Blake's injured
00:37:53then practice with me?
00:37:54no
00:37:55it's too advanced
00:37:56and I'm too
00:37:57too what?
00:38:00it's just I'm too
00:38:01too what princess?
00:38:04oh my god do I have to spell it out for you?
00:38:06too big
00:38:07fat
00:38:07heavy
00:38:08you can't handle all of
00:38:10this
00:38:12oh I can happily
00:38:14handle this
00:38:17every dip
00:38:19every curve
00:38:21every fucking inch
00:38:34you could never be too much Skylar
00:38:36and I'll prove it
00:38:45wait wait wait stop
00:38:47sorry I thought
00:38:49you thought what?
00:38:51that I was gonna touch you?
00:38:53kiss you again?
00:38:56maybe I will
00:38:58but only
00:38:59if you let me lift you
00:39:01I could bench press you in my sleep princess
00:39:04you really can't handle being told no
00:39:07you can't handle that I might actually be good at this
00:39:10your hockey bros would freak if I broke their captain
00:39:13you may break me
00:39:15but not because I lifted you
00:39:17I'm serious
00:39:19I'm not like the girls you're used to
00:39:21you have no idea what I'm used to
00:39:23yeah yeah yeah yeah
00:39:26heartbreak
00:39:27just another Tuesday
00:39:30just another Tuesday
00:39:34oh
00:39:35oh
00:39:38don't drop me
00:39:40relax Skylar
00:39:41I got you
00:39:44I got you
00:39:48how did you do that?
00:39:49I've never felt small before
00:39:51and you didn't even struggle
00:39:52maybe it's because
00:39:54you're the perfect size for me
00:39:56you really shouldn't help the enemy
00:39:58I'm not supposed to be kissing her either
00:40:01and yet
00:40:06Mason's always hated you
00:40:08he's only being nice to you to get you out of the way
00:40:10so that hockey gets the school funding
00:40:13you're really good at getting into my head
00:40:15come on Skylar
00:40:17what will it take for you to trust me?
00:40:19give up the funding and I'll believe you
00:40:21but I know you never would
00:40:25Skylar
00:40:28Mason
00:40:29Mason
00:40:30a word
00:40:32Mason
00:40:33a word
00:40:35Principal Harris
00:40:36I really got to get ready for this pep rally
00:40:38let's only take a safe
00:40:39so I see the way you've been acting with Skylar
00:40:45what?
00:40:46you are a hockey star
00:40:48if people see you playing a hero to the
00:40:53underprivileged
00:40:54they'll eat it up
00:40:55no pun intended
00:40:57that's
00:40:57not what I'm doing
00:41:00sure
00:41:01look
00:41:02the board has final say
00:41:03but they love a good hero story
00:41:07keep this up
00:41:08and you'll clinch funding
00:41:22I don't understand
00:41:23this uniform fit me last week
00:41:26and I had it taken in
00:41:27you did what?
00:41:29without warning me?
00:41:31I have to go out there looking like this
00:41:33yeah good
00:41:35okay if you're embarrassed to be seen like this
00:41:37that should tell you something
00:41:41you know maybe it's time
00:41:42you got serious about losing some weight
00:41:45you set me up to be humiliated on purpose
00:41:48humiliated on purpose
00:41:49you've had me on a diet since I was 10
00:41:52it doesn't work
00:41:54this is just how my body is
00:41:55I refuse to believe that
00:41:58okay?
00:41:58you just aren't trying hard enough
00:42:03you know
00:42:04maybe
00:42:05if you'd spend less time eating
00:42:08and more time practicing
00:42:10you wouldn't be in this position
00:42:20then
00:42:35come to humiliate me some more mom?
00:42:39no
00:42:43I'm here to save you
00:42:46don't look at me
00:42:47too late
00:42:49I mean it
00:42:50get out
00:42:52Skylar
00:42:54let me help you
00:42:55please princess
00:42:58there's nothing to help with
00:42:59just go
00:43:01no
00:43:02not until you see
00:43:05see what?
00:43:07what I see
00:43:09what you do to me
00:43:10what you do to me
00:43:15look
00:43:20everyone wants you smaller
00:43:21I want you
00:43:22just
00:43:23like
00:43:25this
00:43:27every curve
00:43:28they told you to hide
00:43:29is all I've wanted to touch
00:43:34taste
00:43:41taste
00:43:44me
00:43:45me
00:43:48watch
00:43:49how I touch you princess
00:43:57that's right
00:43:58you're fucking incredible
00:44:01stop trying to hide
00:44:03stop trying to hide
00:44:06you were meant to ruin men like me
00:44:10so let's leave
00:44:12or neither one of us is leaving this locker room
00:44:16I don't have anything to wear
00:44:24and you'll wear my jersey
00:44:27with your number
00:44:28everyone will think it means something
00:44:31they'll think you're claiming me
00:44:32good
00:44:33I am
00:44:37you don't mean that
00:44:38you wouldn't
00:44:39not when your hockey team would disown their precious captain
00:44:43I don't care what they think
00:44:46I care what you think
00:44:50you know there's something real between us
00:44:54admit it
00:44:57you're right
00:44:59there's something going on
00:45:01I don't know what but
00:45:02we're definitely more than competitors
00:45:06more than enemies
00:45:07enemies
00:45:08good
00:45:11because it's getting really hard
00:45:13not to kiss you right now
00:45:29put it on
00:45:31foci
00:45:34you have no idea
00:45:45make some noise for the kings
00:45:48led by your captain
00:45:49Mason the King Reed
00:45:54and now give it up for your figure skating team
00:45:57led by Captain Skylar Carter
00:46:10what the fuck?
00:46:11dude
00:46:12that's your fucking jersey
00:46:13oh
00:46:14my
00:46:14god
00:46:16you are so fucking obsessed with Mason you stole his jersey
00:46:19take this off
00:46:20get off of me
00:46:21I asked her
00:46:22to wear it
00:46:23damn dude
00:46:24in public
00:46:25what you want everyone to think you're just a chubby chaser
00:46:28tell them Skylar
00:46:30tell them how long you've been throwing your fat ass at Mason
00:46:33enough
00:46:34if anyone has a problem with Skylar wearing my jersey
00:46:36you take it up with me
00:46:38wait
00:46:39you're going to choose this fat hoe over your hockey bros?
00:46:43look dude
00:46:44you want to go cow tipping?
00:46:45that's all on you
00:46:46but not with her
00:46:47it's fucking disgusting
00:46:55oh my god
00:46:57the hockey star just punched his best friend for me
00:47:01Mason
00:47:04Mason
00:47:05training room
00:47:07cool out for you are suspended
00:47:15everyone else
00:47:16back to class
00:47:24Mason just punched his best friend in front of the whole school
00:47:27so
00:47:27for me
00:47:28I have to find him and make sure he's okay
00:47:31Mason?
00:47:34Mason!
00:47:35oh my god
00:47:36please don't be dead
00:47:43Skylar
00:47:44you scared the hell out of me
00:47:45are you okay?
00:47:47come see for yourself
00:47:56I was worried about you so I came looking
00:48:00maybe I should start punching guys more often
00:48:03I thought you were dead
00:48:04you were underwater for a very long time
00:48:08wow
00:48:09the ice princess really was worried about me
00:48:11would you look at that
00:48:13don't flatter yourself
00:48:29don't flatter yourself
00:48:30I can see you're just fine so I'm gonna go
00:48:35no don't
00:48:38don't
00:48:39what?
00:48:41don't hide yourself from me
00:48:43I'm not trying to
00:48:44I just
00:48:46I don't know what you want from me
00:48:48you don't know what I want
00:48:51how can I make it more clear Skylar
00:48:53I want you
00:48:57all of you
00:49:15should I do something wrong?
00:49:17fuck no
00:49:18I just have to make sure that this is what you want
00:49:21it is
00:49:23unless you don't want to
00:49:25no no no
00:49:26I
00:49:27really want to
00:49:29I just need to hear you say
00:49:32that you want me to be your first
00:49:37yes Mason
00:49:39I want you to be my first
00:49:42baby give me something
00:49:45something
00:49:46baby give me something
00:49:49baby dream
00:49:51make me dream
00:49:52sweet dream
00:49:55baby dream
00:49:55baby dream
00:50:00Mason and I used to be enemies
00:50:03last night
00:50:04we were lovers
00:50:06now I don't know what we are
00:50:09but it's time I found out
00:50:12and now I know the truth I forgive you for punching me
00:50:16I mean sticking up for the fat girl playing ally
00:50:19people love that shit now
00:50:21we've already basically got this funding secured man
00:50:25people will think what they want to think
00:50:27I'm just glad principal Harris told us what your plan was
00:50:29because I was pissed for a minute dude
00:50:33I gave him my virginity
00:50:35and he was
00:50:37using me to win the funding
00:50:47Skylar?
00:50:51hey
00:50:51hey
00:50:52where's Skylar?
00:50:53she hasn't been at school in two days
00:50:54she hasn't answered any of my calls
00:50:55she isn't here
00:50:57well yeah no shit
00:50:58Lakeview High offered her to try out for their skating team
00:51:01that's where she is
00:51:03thanks to you
00:51:04Lakeview High School?
00:51:06I guess you got what you wanted
00:51:07you won the funding
00:51:08and Skylar's gone
00:51:11congratulations
00:51:12yo cap
00:51:13game's about to start
00:51:15and scouts are there
00:51:16big ones
00:51:16we get this win
00:51:18we'll secure the funding
00:51:19and we'll impress the scouts
00:51:20we gotta gear up
00:51:21come on
00:51:28you know
00:51:29I think this could be so good for you
00:51:33look at them
00:51:34they are perfect
00:51:36poised
00:51:37oh committed
00:51:38yeah
00:51:39you mean skinny
00:51:42Skylar
00:51:43maybe if you'd spend more time trying to be like them
00:51:46boys wouldn't pretend to like you
00:51:48or throw their jerseys
00:51:50over you to hide your body
00:51:53now go on
00:51:54go go go
00:51:54go make some friends
00:51:55maybe it'll rub off on you
00:51:57who knows
00:51:58alright
00:51:59I'll see you at home
00:52:02so you're the girl trying out
00:52:05we honestly thought that was a joke
00:52:07we don't usually take on any
00:52:11construction projects
00:52:14I'm excited to maybe be a part of your team
00:52:16and learn something from you guys
00:52:18I'm so glad to hear you say that
00:52:19because
00:52:19we know exactly
00:52:21how to fix you
00:52:26what are you doing?
00:52:28helping you see yourself clearly
00:52:29what?
00:52:30these
00:52:32are your problem areas
00:52:34like
00:52:34melted cottage cheese
00:52:36stuffed in a pantyhose
00:52:38gross
00:52:39yes
00:52:39yes
00:52:41yes
00:52:41yes
00:52:43yes
00:52:53well if it isn't Mason Reed's cow
00:52:57wait you're from mason reed school so unreal so fucking i can see why you got sent away from
00:53:07them probably hated having to share the ice of your fat ass leave me alone you don't know
00:53:15anything about me or mason damn she takes up the whole goal might as well practice your tight shots
00:53:37what are you doing wait no no what the hell please please damn you think a whale would be easier
00:53:49to hit
00:53:50stop please please
00:53:57okay they won't use you for target practice thank you oh i don't care if you don't want to be
00:54:05our
00:54:05target we'll use you to sharpen our skates bring her down on the ice it's time for some speed drills
00:54:14boys please i'll tell mason i doubt mason's into a wide load he'll be thanking me for trimming the fat
00:54:25literally
00:54:28go for it boys make her bleed
00:54:38later
00:54:42next i'll get that double chin hold still
00:54:46you can't do this i can and i will
00:54:51i never should have left north right mason may be my bully but he'd never do something like this
00:55:05don't fucking touch her
00:55:18don't fucking touch her
00:55:27hands off my girl
00:55:28you'll pay for this out on the ice and read
00:55:32are you okay
00:55:33wait
00:55:35you actually know her
00:55:36know her
00:55:38she's my puck bunny
00:55:39and who the hell are you
00:55:40i'm her
00:55:43teammate
00:55:43her teammate
00:55:45did you do this
00:55:47we were just helping her
00:55:49pointing out her problem areas
00:55:52there were a lot
00:55:53i only see one problem area
00:56:10i'll take you home princess
00:56:12i can't go home
00:56:14my mom sees what those girls did to me
00:56:17then i'll take care of you
00:56:19come on
00:56:30stop
00:56:32i said stop
00:56:34i can't do this right now
00:56:36not with you
00:56:36skylar
00:56:37what were you doing at lakeview
00:56:39i was there for you
00:56:41you left me
00:56:42i left you
00:56:43why would i stay here
00:56:45confused about whether or not you want me
00:56:47about whether what we have is real
00:56:49what are you confused about
00:56:51i'm right here
00:56:52i know but why
00:56:54why
00:56:55do you keep seeing me at my worst
00:56:59the ripped dress
00:57:01my mom this
00:57:02we're supposed to be enemies but
00:57:05i end up looking pathetic in front of you
00:57:07you are not pathetic
00:57:10people treating you like this
00:57:12pathetic
00:57:14you're beautiful
00:57:15you're fierce
00:57:17you're sexy
00:57:18you're everything
00:57:19that i think about
00:57:20you are my fucking obsession
00:57:23your lips spoke softly
00:57:27you seem to like me
00:57:37i need to get these off you
00:57:39you're fucking perfect
00:57:41skylar
00:57:42every inch of you
00:57:43every curve
00:57:44is fucking perfection
00:57:49let me
00:58:18i can't keep protecting you
00:58:20like this
00:58:22are you saying
00:58:23i'm done hiding this
00:58:24us
00:58:25i need the world to know
00:58:27you're mine
00:58:31if people knew about us
00:58:33your image
00:58:33your team
00:58:34i don't care
00:58:35what they think
00:58:37i don't think what they want
00:58:39i guess if we were official
00:58:41you wouldn't have to keep
00:58:42rescuing me
00:58:44exactly
00:58:52did he really mean it when he said he wanted us to go public
00:58:56he's gonna walk right past her
00:58:58watch
00:58:59he used her
00:59:01dumped her
00:59:02and now it's finally my era
00:59:05no
00:59:05it's too big of a risk
00:59:10i thought i said no more hiding
00:59:15you're mine
00:59:17and everyone needs to know it
00:59:26kiss me
00:59:28show them you're mine
00:59:33come on princess
00:59:36show them you're mine
00:59:48careful there
00:59:51i might have to find us an empty classroom
00:59:54promise
01:00:05you look happy
01:00:06i am
01:00:07we are
01:00:09you really okay to let him ruin his future for you
01:00:14what are you talking about
01:00:15do you have any idea what people are saying about mason
01:00:18that he's the best captain in the state
01:00:20that he's gonna get scouted this season
01:00:22his team thinks he's distracted
01:00:25scouts think he's a liability
01:00:27and everyone thinks he's throwing hockey away over you
01:00:32that's not true
01:00:33really
01:00:34he punched emmett
01:00:35disobeyed principal harris
01:00:37skipped the game last night
01:00:39and they lost
01:00:40oh
01:00:41and he stood up a bunch of scouts
01:00:44he's about to go down in flames thanks to you
01:00:47but what else could happen with a fat ass like you
01:00:54anyone who holds on
01:00:56gets dragged down
01:01:02is london right
01:01:03is mason ruining his life
01:01:05to be with me
01:01:16are you sure about this
01:01:18mason's never gonna forgive you
01:01:19that's why i have to do it
01:01:21i can't let him give up this future for me
01:01:25okay come on
01:01:26make it look real
01:01:38gotcha bitch
01:01:44skylar
01:01:46looking for someone
01:01:47i don't have time for you london
01:01:49looks like your girl had time
01:01:51i guess she's got a big appetite in all areas of her life
01:01:57move
01:02:17mason listen it's not
01:02:20mason stop
01:02:21what the hell skylar
01:02:22tell me this isn't real
01:02:24yo yo
01:02:25what the fuck's going on here dude
01:02:26answer me
01:02:27if he keeps choosing me
01:02:29he loses everything
01:02:32i was only supposed to help you until you were healed
01:02:35you're healed now
01:02:35so we're done
01:02:36what
01:02:38go back to your world mason
01:02:40i'll go back to mine
01:02:54yo what the hell dude
01:02:56you just dropped blake in front of the whole school
01:02:58it's all over social media
01:03:00and scouts are gonna see this
01:03:03you know what you've been off for weeks bro
01:03:05fights
01:03:06missing games
01:03:07chasing skylar
01:03:08that fat fucking whale
01:03:09there's better pussy in the world
01:03:12say that again
01:03:14dude
01:03:14you're supposed to be our captain
01:03:16fucking act like it
01:03:18you need to lead us
01:03:19not fight us
01:03:21you know what
01:03:22fuck this man
01:03:23i'm done
01:03:24find another captain
01:03:26what do you mean get a new fucking captain
01:03:28i'm fucking done with this man
01:03:30i can't keep doing this
01:03:31you keep talking fucking shit about skylar
01:03:33really
01:03:33none of this matters to me without her dude
01:03:36don't be stupid son
01:03:38one more push
01:03:39and finding is yours
01:03:43you've already won
01:03:46if this is what winning is
01:03:48i don't even want it man
01:03:50skylar's the one that deserves to win
01:03:51i'm between her like fucking shit
01:04:00honey isn't it amazing
01:04:02isn't this gorgeous
01:04:03and i had shapewear sewn in to
01:04:06you know hold all your rolls
01:04:09now
01:04:10now
01:04:11don't bloat before your meet
01:04:12okay
01:04:13because this shapewear
01:04:14can only do so much
01:04:16okay
01:04:17it's pretty
01:04:20finally
01:04:20you are starting
01:04:22to understand
01:04:26just not for me
01:04:29i'm done letting you treat me this way
01:04:31i'm your daughter
01:04:32not a problem for me to fix
01:04:53i kept trying to shrink myself so people would tolerate me
01:04:58it's time i started taking up space for real
01:05:05well this is embarrassing
01:05:08at this rate
01:05:09the board will never choose figure skating over hockey
01:05:13skylar
01:05:15i'm sorry my injury came back
01:05:18i know recruiters are here
01:05:20i can't go out there
01:05:21that settles it
01:05:23hockey wins
01:05:25i'll let the board know
01:05:27not so fast
01:05:29i'll
01:05:31speed by myself
01:05:32this may be my last time
01:05:34but
01:05:35i'm not giving up just yet
01:05:40congratulations
01:05:41mason
01:05:45wait
01:05:47people are coming
01:06:09skylar was lying about lake to keep you from quitting for her
01:06:12now she's skating alone
01:06:13last performance
01:06:14no one's here
01:06:18everyone stop
01:06:19don't get on the bus
01:06:21what
01:06:22you heard me
01:06:23we have an away game
01:06:25and skylar has one last performance
01:06:28after everything we put her through
01:06:30we owe her this
01:06:32guys
01:06:32we laughed at her
01:06:35humiliated her
01:06:35i mean we treated her like she was a joke
01:06:39and she broke up with me to save the team
01:06:42so yeah
01:06:43we owe her
01:06:45you heard the captain
01:06:46um
01:06:48not the captain anymore
01:06:49dude you really think you're just gonna drop us like that
01:06:52nah
01:06:53fuck that
01:06:54come on
01:06:55let's go see on our girl
01:06:57i mean
01:06:58mason's girl
01:07:02let's go guys
01:07:03let's go
01:07:05performing next is skylar carter
01:07:08and
01:07:08wait
01:07:10where's her partner
01:07:12loser
01:07:12might as well not even get on the ice
01:07:19mason
01:07:21what are you doing here
01:07:23what are you doing here
01:07:23i heard you needed a partner
01:07:27i hurt you
01:07:30i'm still here
01:07:31i know you hurt me to help me
01:07:35they're here too
01:07:39they're here too
01:07:43so what do you say ice princess
01:07:45let's give them a show
01:08:08you can do this without me
01:08:10show them the incredible skylar that i know and love
01:08:15this is your moment
01:08:17take it
01:08:28what are you doing here
01:08:31what are you doing here
01:08:35you can do this
01:08:39what are you doing here
01:08:42let's go
01:08:42i'm not
01:08:43i'm not
01:08:44i'm not
01:08:44i'm not
01:08:45I'll believe it.
01:08:50Mason.
01:08:54Mason?
01:08:57Skylar, look.
01:08:59I spent too long treating Skylar like she was the problem.
01:09:03Like she stood in the way of my dreams.
01:09:05But only too late did I realize that she was my dream.
01:09:10She's the bravest athlete in this school.
01:09:12The most beautiful.
01:09:13And tonight she deserves a crowd that sees that.
01:09:16If you've ever laughed at her, underestimated her, or looked away, just show up.
01:09:22She's fucking amazing.
01:09:23I'm so grateful I got to see that.
01:09:26Even if I lost her.
01:09:29He did this because he loves me.
01:09:33What are you going to do?
01:09:35I'll have to go.
01:09:42Hey, man.
01:09:43If we don't get this win tonight, I can live with them because we've been giving it our fucking all.
01:09:48I fucking love you boys.
01:09:50And man, I want to fucking crush these guys.
01:09:53Let's go get it.
01:09:54Let's go, baby!
01:09:57Let's go!
01:10:11Let's go!
01:10:12I know your dog wants to be walked, but we're in the middle of a game.
01:10:16Ignore him!
01:10:17Listen, just remember what I said about faking left.
01:10:22You got this.
01:10:30Fake left.
01:10:32All right.
01:10:38It's about time.
01:10:40I was scared she was going to crack the arena.
01:10:41One more comment about my girl, and I'll crack all the fucking teeth in your skull.
01:11:01Mason Reed takes possession.
01:11:07All right.
01:11:12Mason drives right.
01:11:16He's got a clean shot.
01:11:18He shoots.
01:11:19The puck sails into the net.
01:11:21The buzzer sounds.
01:11:21And he scores!
01:11:23The Kings win!
01:11:24The Kings win!
01:11:26The Kings win!
01:11:29The Kings win!
01:11:31The Kings win!
01:11:41My experiences.
01:11:43Don't touch him, you bitch!
01:11:45You cheated on him!
01:11:46No, she didn't.
01:11:49It was fake.
01:11:51Skylar thought if you let her go, you'd get to keep your dream.
01:11:55Damn.
01:11:56We really got her all wrong.
01:11:58It's obvious now.
01:12:01This goal needs both programs.
01:12:04Wait.
01:12:05Wait, wait, wait.
01:12:06You can't be serious.
01:12:07What about the budget cuts?
01:12:09I'll pull funds from somewhere else.
01:12:11But hockey and figure skating stay.
01:12:15No way!
01:12:16All right!
01:12:18Well?
01:12:19Look at that.
01:12:20Looks like we're not enemies anymore.
01:12:22Good.
01:12:23Because I like you and your boyfriend better.
01:12:26Hmm, boyfriend?
01:12:27Come on, princess.
01:12:29Let me call you mine.
01:12:31Be my girlfriend.
01:12:36Good friend, huh?
01:12:38Yeah.
01:12:39I can get used to that.
01:12:41Good.
01:12:42I guess I'm not going anywhere.
01:12:43I can get used to that.
01:12:45I can get used to that.
01:12:45I can get used to that.
01:12:47I can get used to that.
01:12:48I can get used to that.
01:12:49I can get used to that.
01:12:49I can get used to that.
01:12:49I can get used to that.
01:12:50I can get used to that.
01:12:50I can get used to that.
01:12:51I can get used to that.
01:12:51I can get used to that.
01:12:51I can get used to that.
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