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Kneel, Losers! Your 18 Year-Old Greatgrandma Owns Your Manners
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00:00Mom, congrats! Your brain-computer interface experiment succeeded!
00:04Yes, Luca! We did it!
00:09Warning. Core overload. Countdown. 10 seconds.
00:14Get in! Don't look back!
00:17What about you, Mom?
00:19Mom has to finish the final brain-computer interface consciousness upload.
00:23Luca, no matter what happens, remember, I love you.
00:26Consciousness upload. 98%, 99%.
00:33Mommy!
00:34Upload complete.
00:48I'm sorry.
00:52Get up!
00:58I'm sorry.
01:03Signal locked. Consciousness injecting.
01:09Welcome back, Astrid Carrington.
01:13Well, look who's awake!
01:29Get the hell out of this club! Shut up!
01:32Oh!
01:33Oh!
01:37Yeah!
01:47Oh!
01:55Oh!
02:00Is that Astrid theme?
02:02No way.
02:03Is that not you got music who always liked what you played?
02:05Her voice is so powerful.
02:08No way.
02:09No way.
02:16Jasper is here!
02:17It is Jasper!
02:29You really know how to put on an act.
02:31She's toast.
02:32Astrid's going to make a fool of herself.
02:34Acting weak in front of Jasper?
02:36That is brutal.
02:37What are you laughing at?
02:39You think this is funny?
02:43Of course.
02:44Look at you.
02:45Dripping wet.
02:46What, here to amuse me?
02:50You guys do not know?
02:52Jasper is not just anybody.
02:54Yeah.
02:55He is an actual Ashcroft heir.
02:57The Ashcrofts sit on the school board.
02:58No wonder he is so arrogant.
03:00Ashcroft?
03:01Could he be my great-grandson?
03:03A wet mess beats an idiot.
03:06At least I had the guts to get up straight.
03:15Where's your grandfather now?
03:16Where's Lucian?
03:17Tell me!
03:18What the hell are you talking about?
03:20How dare you mention my grandfather?
03:21I need to see him!
03:23That's my son!
03:24Take me to him!
03:26Oh my god!
03:27She says the head of the Ashcrofts is her son?
03:30This girl's insane!
03:31Astrid, this attention-seeking stunt is pathetic.
03:35Insult my grandfather, and you insult the whole Ashcroft family!
03:39Get her!
03:52Oh my god!
03:53She took down two guards by herself?
03:55No way!
04:01Dammit!
04:02You crazy woman!
04:04All of you, move!
04:06Move!
04:06Take her down!
04:12Who dares touch me?
04:15All you do is fight and cause trouble.
04:18Use any talent you have to study.
04:20Try again, and I won't let it slide!
04:23Campus group fight detected.
04:24Security protocol activated.
04:31These are Ashcroft security bots.
04:35Astrid Carrington, execute code A17.
04:39Authorized commander, Astrid Carrington.
04:42Identity confirmed.
04:44Command paused.
04:45How can she control those robots?
04:48That's impossible!
04:50Okay.
04:52Lucian Ashcroft, age 80.
04:55Physical condition deteriorating.
04:57Returned home for treatment.
04:59Luca, you're already 80.
05:02No matter what, I have to see him.
05:12Did you guys see Astrid yesterday?
05:15She killed that rock song.
05:16Right.
05:17Who knew that sickly girl had that much presence?
05:19I still can't believe it.
05:20She totally outshined Judy.
05:22Just as I thought, this body's way too weak.
05:25Today we're going to discuss the uploading and downloading of consciousness.
05:29This is one of the most current-edge topics in biology.
05:32Hey Jasper, did you see Astrid last night?
05:35She was really putting on an act.
05:37She's just some little girl.
05:38She won't be cocky for long.
05:39If she really dare talk back to Judy, she's going to crash-dard.
05:42Quiet!
05:43This is class, not your playground!
05:45Judy, you answer.
05:46You're the top student here.
05:48This should be easy.
05:49Of course.
05:49The key to this question is...
05:51It's through the brain's neural and then...
05:55Wait, Judy doesn't know?
05:57No way.
05:58Isn't she supposed to be the genius?
05:59Even Judy can't answer it?
06:01Maybe the question's the problem.
06:02If the school's golden girl can't do it, how could we?
06:05Man, this question is brutal.
06:15Um, uh...
06:16Let me answer this question.
06:19Hey, isn't that the new transfer student?
06:21How does she dare walk right up there?
06:23She's not seriously going to answer, is she?
06:25Even Judy couldn't get this one.
06:27The issue is signal delay and BCI compatibility.
06:29It's not power.
06:30The real bottleneck is synchronization.
06:32If you add a compensation curve to the signal pathway, the result becomes this.
06:36Oh my god.
06:38She actually solved it.
06:39She's making it look so easy.
06:41Even clearer than the teacher.
06:42This problem isn't impossible.
06:43It just needs a different approach.
06:45Make that adjustment and the whole thing falls into place.
06:48Excellent.
06:49What's your name?
06:50Which class are you from?
06:52I'm Astrea.
06:53I'm the new transfer student.
06:55A transfer student?
06:57No way.
06:58How does she know this much?
06:59This girl is interesting.
07:09Lucian, chairman of the Ashcroft Group, has urgently returned to the country due to a serious illness
07:16and arrived at Ashcroft Manor tonight.
07:20Ashcroft Manor, hurry!
07:22The Quest and Nation is far.
07:24ETA, 10 minutes.
07:26Please stay seated.
07:46Luca!
07:54How bad is the chairman's condition?
07:56Is he already critical?
07:58Has the Ashcroft family already drawn up a will?
08:14That's my son!
08:15The chairman is 80 years old.
08:17You see this?
08:18Some lunaturk showed up for attention.
08:20The chairman is her son.
08:28Stand down!
08:36Luca!
08:52oh sorry my terminal signal is acting up man this junk keeps drifting pay
09:02attention in class turn that terminal off try that again and you're you're
09:05done
09:09never thought our boss would get put in his praise shut up pay attention the
09:13human brain is the most complex organ in the body all right who has got a vape
09:19bro try this
09:29no smoking on campus smart campus code article 7 none of your damn business who
09:37the hell do you think you are
09:47luca this is our family charm it will protect you keep it on
09:54who gave you that charm none of your business i am your great grandma
10:11what from now on if you skip class smoke drink or chase girls i'll have your grandfather deal with
10:18you himself are you insane i don't want to hear another word out of you
10:26oh my god jasper got put in his place by a girl how is that possible isn't he the school
10:31heart
10:31truck who is she why does she scare me every single time who the hell is she
10:38listen up three days i'll make her fall for me do whatever i want then dump her damn jasper
10:44you're really going after a girl like astrid
10:47then raise the stakes you got the guts or what just watch i'm gonna pull it off
10:56listen up three days i'll make her fall for me
11:00i knew it jasper's finally going to confess to me this is the moment i've been waiting for
11:16after all these years still the same i designed this security system myself
11:28stop
11:35stop right there who are you jeans can really repeat that perfectly that's my husband's face
11:42so this young man is my great grandson stop right there how did you get in here who let you
11:49in
11:49i'm here to see my son who's your son you think you can just walk in here lucian is my
11:55son
11:56your grandfather lucian ashcrossed absurd how dare you insult my grandfather guard throw this lunaturk out
12:16this is this is the ashcroft family's most secret master code it controls access to every financial
12:24branch database and your most important decision making system how do you know that i'm the engineer
12:30who designed those systems every line of code every password i wrote them myself so none of you can crack
12:36the system fine if you want to see lucian i won't stop you but listen carefully this isn't over you
12:43can
12:43stay for now make one wrong move and you'll regret it follow me
12:54luca it's me i'm mom
12:58you have to get better i'm sorry i couldn't protect you
13:02i'm sorry you can stay a little while but don't touch anything else
13:07i'll come to see him often give me your number
13:14fine here's my card mr silas you really shouldn't it's fine i've made my decision
13:31report everything that happened don't miss a single detail
13:38mr simus this is the report on astrid how does she know all this i don't understand either astrid and
13:47mr lucian have no official connection on record who is she
13:56well astrid you've gotten awfully mysterious lately don't think that fake genius act fools me too
14:03i'm not wasting words on you don't think you can scare me even if you play genius i'll expose you
14:09sooner or later look over there that's jasper's flighter jasper
14:17sorry i'm late i knew jasper would confess to me sooner or later
14:27astrid this is for you oh my god jasper just confessed to astrid jasper are you crazy
14:40you tried to make a move on your great grandma i'm sorry i'm sorry great grandma spare me
14:54i'm back luca i know you can hear your mother's voice
14:59you are my sunshine my only son you make me happy when skies are gray
15:10mom i want to stay with you
15:15luca don't push yourself come on mom will put you to sleep you are my sunshine my only sunshine
15:26you make me happy when skies are gray no matter what happens i'll always stay by your side
15:36i'm sorry luca mom failed you i couldn't stay with you
15:40mom
15:42luca you spoke can you hear me
15:48i'm here luca
15:50mom is right here with you
15:54luca can you hear mom grandpa grandpa
16:04what did you do how dare you do this while he is critical you had no right to interfere with
16:09his
16:09treatment i didn't do anything i just wanted him to know i've been here with him
16:18get out you will kill him i am not leaving until he wakes up take her away
16:26drag her out now
16:30throw her out of the estate now
16:35lucian lucian
16:49cardiac arrest chuck him now
16:53grandpa please don't leave me
17:04mom
17:09heart beat restored he is awake
17:14i
17:16heard my mother's song it was her voice she was calling me that is why i came back
17:25that that that was not your mother it was a girl who has been visiting you
17:30she is astrid what did you say her name is astrid where is she where is she now i i
17:38drove her out
17:40because of a misunderstanding what you fool go bring her back now latest briefing on mr lucian
17:50manor internal dispatch mr lucian lies
17:53luca my poor child
18:03miss astria mr lucian is awake
18:06what did you say
18:07he is not dead mr lucian wants to see you now
18:12thank god take me to him now
18:34luca my sweet boy
18:38who are you how do you know that name of course i am your mother miss you're so young
18:46this has to be a joke
18:48when i was 10 i saw my mother die in that fire
18:52luca
18:53do you remember luna
18:55the little friend you secretly kept in the lab
18:57i am sorry i was not there for you
18:59you were so lonely your only friend was a lab mouse
19:04i swear
19:05never again
19:09mom i finally get to see you again
19:14mom where have you been all these years maybe i really did die
19:18mom don't ever leave me again
19:27this is insane am i losing my mind or has grandpa finally lost his i think my brain interface
19:34experiment worked that is how i ended up back in your time mom you are my superhero
19:42how could you ever fail could all of this actually be true
19:46all these years grandpa fought to save the brain interface experiment it was all for her
19:55let me get a good look at you luca you really did grow up
20:00could she really be our great grandma this is insane silas come greet your great grand mom
20:08grandpa that's impossible this is ridiculous how am i supposed to call some girl 10 years younger
20:14than me great grandma oh my good grandson
20:18grandpa look at her from now on that's what you call her great grandma
20:26no that's impossible i i can't do it i said call her that so you will
20:35great grandma
20:40good boy
20:44from now on she's the one this family will respect above all in that case i'll be reevaluating you
20:51we'll see if you're capable of leading the ashcroft family i have another useless grandson
20:57playful but smart and not bad looking either in a few days i'll have him meet you too
21:05fine i'll look forward to it this is too important i'll let the rest of the family know my brother
21:12too
21:18wait
21:19wait lucian just woke up he needs care as his mother i can't keep staying elsewhere
21:25of course give great grandma the best room we've got
21:29that might be that sounds perfect i'll take care of it right away
21:37luca why are you standing out here morning mom i was just passing by
21:43do you really need to pretend i just missed you i wanted a hug
21:48mom sit here
21:51from now on treat her the same way you treat me
21:54no better than me understood yes sir mom this is the cake you used to make me when i was
22:00little i
22:00tried to make it just like yours this morning see if it tastes the same my luca grew up before
22:05i
22:05knew it now you can bake a cake for your mother grandpa i heard you woke up let me see
22:09what you two
22:10were eating without me astrid why are you here
22:18at least you know enough to come apologize cross me again and i will really make you pay
22:27honestly you're kind of interesting and i'm actually into you be my girlfriend
22:33not happening oh you brat actually set your sights on my mother you want to die i'll mess you up
22:39today
22:39grandpa why are you hitting me you've never hit me once in my life then i'm making up for it
22:44today
22:44jasper apologize to your great-grandmom now why is it great-grandmom again grandpa don't let this
22:49little girl fool you great-grandma do you even know what that means she's a legend in this family
22:54she was one of the pioneers of brain computer interfaces a legend like that and this girl
23:00isn't even 18. how could she possibly be my great-grandma besides she died in that lab fire 70 years
23:08ago
23:09he's alive she is your great-grandma i won't let anyone use her name and stain her honor
23:16oh this child luca don't argue with him he's just a kid and besides he's my number one fan
23:25jasper believe it or not i really am your great-grandma the experiment worked i came back
23:32you really are my great-grandma what do you think my sweet boy
23:36sir young masters miss vanessa is here grandpa vanilla heard you woke up she came by a wonderful
23:45day indeed looks like more good news is coming mom i still have some things to take care of
23:52miss vanessa the master asks that you breakfast in the dining room
24:00it is time the ashcroft family had a new head
24:14that's the head of the table who do you think you are sitting there
24:20someone important who the hell do you think you are more important than me do you realize i'm about
24:25to marry silas when that happens this whole estate answers to me silas has terrible taste throw her out
24:36stop all of you mr lucian you're here
24:42i brought this wine especially for you it's an honor to finally meet you
24:47grandpa this is my fiancary vanessa she's the group secretary now grandpa what do you think about
24:54our marriage yes mr lucian i accepted simus's proposal please give us your blessing i want silas to be
25:02happy his marriage is his decision i don't approve of this marriage
25:16mr lucian she was outrageously rude to me just now and she's sitting in your seat if you let this
25:22slide what rules does this house even have astria what would you have me do you saw what happened
25:31if she marries into this family you'll ruin silas and eventually ruin the whole family silas cancel the
25:38engagement you will have nothing more to do with her you'll regret this
25:45sir great grandma and the young master need to leave for school jasper wastes his days fooling
25:50around and refusing to study from today on you handle his money grandpa no
25:58great grandma you'll go easy on me right you won't starve
26:17goddess wait up oh my god that's jasper right didn't he hate astresh great gram law
26:27god i can't believe it
26:31god
26:31god
26:32god
26:33god
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