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An Unreliable Guide On Dating Your Ceo - Ep
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00:00:00Hello, and welcome to my guide on how to lose a guy in one date.
00:00:04Now, where is my unwilling participant?
00:00:11Holy fuck! Is this the guy?
00:00:13Elsa doesn't know what she missed out on.
00:00:16No, focus on my $5,000.
00:00:19Excuse me.
00:00:22You must be Elsa Smith from the Smith family.
00:00:26Actually, I'm not her.
00:00:27I'm only here because...
00:00:33Your boyfriend's debt's way overdue, Miss Lisa.
00:00:36You can't pay it back.
00:00:38Well...
00:00:40I guess you'd have to pay for it a different way.
00:00:44Ex-boyfriend.
00:00:45And I didn't spend a penny of it. Go find him!
00:00:47You vouch for it, and you gotta pay it back.
00:00:50Or you'll be my little slut for the rest of your life.
00:00:53Miss Lisa from B&G Group.
00:00:56Fine, but losing my job isn't gonna help either of us.
00:00:59Can I... can I have one week?
00:01:03You have three days.
00:01:08CEO Alex is the chairman's grandson.
00:01:11Eligible bachelor alert.
00:01:12I can't wait to meet him when he comes in later.
00:01:14Hey!
00:01:15I'm talking to you.
00:01:16You little slut.
00:01:18What are you doing all that for?
00:01:19I have one step towards becoming married to a gold mine.
00:01:24I'm going to take this opportunity.
00:01:26These people look so gullible.
00:01:29Because it might be the last time I can.
00:01:31How do I look?
00:01:32Give me that.
00:01:33Hey, no, actually, that's really expensive.
00:01:35Yeah, but I want to use it all right.
00:01:36No, no, please.
00:01:36Please, it's limited.
00:01:37Hey, just break it to you, ladies, but...
00:01:40It's not gonna happen.
00:01:42And who are you to say that?
00:01:43Oh, I'm Alex's first love.
00:01:46Seriously?
00:01:47Mm-hmm.
00:01:50Ten years ago, it was a dark and stormy night in the middle of the desert,
00:01:55and he came riding in on a horse, completely shirtless.
00:01:59His abs were so hot and sweaty.
00:02:02And then, keep going.
00:02:07To unlock the rest of the story, you're gonna have to pay me five bucks.
00:02:12I don't carry cash.
00:02:13And then what?
00:02:25Well, so he jumped off his horse and came and found me,
00:02:29and we started ripping off each other's clothes,
00:02:31just completely tearing them apart, so animalistic.
00:02:34And then?
00:02:35And then, he was the Thor,
00:02:38who couldn't raise his hammer.
00:02:43The CEO is right behind you.
00:02:48It was actually the best sex of my life, sir.
00:02:51Like, so good.
00:02:52I've been thinking about it for years.
00:02:53Seriously awesome.
00:02:55God, I'm so lucky he didn't see my face.
00:02:59You should write for good novel.
00:03:01Should I fire you so that you can chase your fantasy writer's dream?
00:03:07I'm so doomed.
00:03:10Oh, fuck my life.
00:03:14Hey, what's up?
00:03:15Help, Lisa.
00:03:16Uh, I need you to front me for a blind date.
00:03:19What?
00:03:22Fuck.
00:03:23How do I make that amount of money with this shitty job?
00:03:26So what did you want to talk about?
00:03:29Well, my dad is trying to set me up on some blind date with some rich man's son,
00:03:33and I need you to sabotage this hypocritical political arrangement.
00:03:39No.
00:03:39What if I gave you $1,000?
00:03:42No.
00:03:43No deal.
00:03:44No way.
00:03:45$2,000?
00:03:46No.
00:03:48Okay.
00:03:48$5,000.
00:03:49Take or leave it?
00:03:51You have three days.
00:03:53You gotta pay it back.
00:03:54Or you'll be my little slut for the rest of your life.
00:03:58It's just a date.
00:03:59How bad can it be?
00:04:01Deal.
00:04:02Only because I'm your friend.
00:04:05And make him bear my name.
00:04:06Okay?
00:04:07Okay.
00:04:07I'll make sure he wishes he was never born.
00:04:10Perfect.
00:04:11One date and I will make him cry like a baby.
00:04:21Yeah.
00:04:23Yeah.
00:04:27Oh!
00:04:30Holy fuck!
00:04:32Is this the guy?
00:04:33Elsa doesn't know what she missed out on.
00:04:35No.
00:04:36Focus on my $5,000.
00:04:38Excuse me.
00:04:41You must be Elsa Smith.
00:04:43From the Smith family.
00:04:52Just stay calm.
00:04:53I'm not going to be swayed by your looks.
00:04:56Time to scare off this man with my three signature moves.
00:05:00First, be rude.
00:05:09I'm sorry.
00:05:09I have so much flim in my throat.
00:05:12It's so great to meet you.
00:05:15Number two.
00:05:17Get physical.
00:05:19Your fingers are like so long and nimble.
00:05:22I bet you can do like a lot of things with them.
00:05:28He's totally freaking out.
00:05:30You know, I got this amazing pedicure today.
00:05:33Wanna see?
00:05:36He must think I'm a slut now.
00:05:38Isn't it so pretty?
00:05:40I love hot paint.
00:05:42Whoops.
00:05:46Take my card.
00:05:53You should get a job at Good Novel.
00:05:59I cannot let him remember my face.
00:06:05That guy is your new CEO?
00:06:07Yes.
00:06:07I'm not kidding, Elsa.
00:06:08Get here right now.
00:06:09I'm leaving.
00:06:09Calm down and listen to me, okay?
00:06:11There's literally no chance he's ever gonna run into you again.
00:06:15He's the CEO and you're just some random employee.
00:06:17I promise, please, just get through tonight and I will give you more money.
00:06:24Okay.
00:06:25Calm down, Lisa.
00:06:25He hasn't recognized me yet.
00:06:28I just need to get this date over with.
00:06:34So, I hear you're a business man.
00:06:37You know my daddy's the governor, but I hate moochers.
00:06:40Is that the PDD group under your family?
00:06:43That was a part-time job.
00:06:46So, what is it you do exactly?
00:06:49Number three.
00:06:50Be provocative as fuck.
00:06:54I do a little thing called OnlyFans.
00:07:00You wanna make a video?
00:07:03What?
00:07:05No one's gonna like this batshit crazy chick now.
00:07:13Hey guys, welcome to Just Splash Studios.
00:07:16Oh shit.
00:07:18What did I get myself into?
00:07:24Hmm.
00:07:25She's messing with me.
00:07:27Let's see how long you can keep up the act.
00:07:31What can I help you with?
00:07:32We'll take the Just Splash for two.
00:07:34Great.
00:07:35Which one would you guys like?
00:07:36We'll let the lady decide.
00:07:38We have room number one.
00:07:41BDSM.
00:07:49Room number two.
00:07:50Uniform Temptation.
00:08:00I need to get out of here.
00:08:02Now.
00:08:03I'll just...
00:08:04The bathroom.
00:08:06The bathroom.
00:08:07Oh shit.
00:08:22First date.
00:08:23I would never think a governor's daughter would do that.
00:08:25That's just disgusting.
00:08:26I cannot believe that she has to be part of our plan.
00:08:29She just hawked a loogie in a cup.
00:08:32I mean like...
00:08:32Did you...
00:08:33Did you look at it?
00:08:35Listen, I'm gonna make a phone call and call the cousins and make sure we get this whole
00:08:38thing taken care of.
00:08:39You'll never have to see her again.
00:08:41Cheers.
00:08:49Damn, girl.
00:08:50You are chugging that.
00:08:51What has gotten into you?
00:08:53I'm telling you if I didn't have to deal with David, I would have never done that.
00:08:57Well, trickly told.
00:08:59I would have called the cops on him.
00:09:01But...
00:09:01Let's not worry about him tonight.
00:09:04By the way, is everything all good?
00:09:07Like there's not gonna be some CEO at my ass now?
00:09:09Because he's thoroughly freaked out.
00:09:11You will never have to deal with him again.
00:09:18Hi, Daddy.
00:09:21Uh-huh.
00:09:24Okay, love you too.
00:09:28What did you do?
00:09:30He's asking me...
00:09:31Well, no.
00:09:32Asking you...
00:09:33To marry him!
00:09:35I'm sorry.
00:09:36What?!
00:09:44Oh, God, I can't be late for this meeting.
00:09:54Seriously? I thought I'd never see him again.
00:09:57Going down, little lady. You coming or not?
00:10:03Design department.
00:10:06Alex, what are you thinking about this marriage?
00:10:08Are you serious or are you just screwing around?
00:10:12Sir, why don't we wait to have that conversation when we get upstairs in private?
00:10:18Don't look at my face. Don't look at my face.
00:10:25Excuse me.
00:10:31Excuse me.
00:10:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:10:42Drop this off.
00:10:44Yeah.
00:10:45Keep it.
00:10:51What's going on, boss? What you thinking?
00:10:53What are we having?
00:10:55I'll just, uh, the bathroom.
00:11:02A big deal.
00:11:05One person.
00:11:11Alex is asking to meet with you right now.
00:11:14If I lose my job because of this, you're going to have to support me.
00:11:17Well, let's just hope my dad doesn't disown me if he finds out about this.
00:11:20Anyway, all you have to do is reject him on the spot.
00:11:23I can believe that marriage is not going to happen.
00:11:26I promise everything will be fine, and I swear this is the last time I'm asking you to do this.
00:11:32What do I get in return?
00:11:34The world is your oyster, and my purses are yours.
00:11:39Not bad.
00:11:40My debt could be paid off.
00:11:46What's the matter, Elsa?
00:11:48We're not putting on a show tonight, are we?
00:11:50Speak your mind.
00:11:51Somebody's waiting for me.
00:11:52Good.
00:11:53I don't want to keep anybody waiting, so here's the deal.
00:11:56I want the marriage as soon as possible.
00:12:00Stop.
00:12:01When did I say I was going to marry you?
00:12:06Let me say this again.
00:12:09If you're my wife, you and your family will have all the money in the world.
00:12:14How are you and I can even hold seats to the Senate?
00:12:17If you want, of course.
00:12:18First Dave, now this?
00:12:20Is there even one man left in the world that cares about love?
00:12:23Fuck you.
00:12:24You know, people like you only treat marriage like it's some business transaction.
00:12:28This is a business transaction, Elsa.
00:12:31It's not love.
00:12:32Of course, I can make an exception, but...
00:12:39Have you ever been in love?
00:12:41No.
00:12:42You haven't.
00:12:44You never know what that feels like.
00:12:46Never know what that feels like.
00:12:47Never know what that feels like.
00:12:49You know, never start something if you're not going to finish it.
00:13:01You and I are nothing alike, Alex.
00:13:04I still believe in love, while you are a power-hungry cynic with nothing left in your heart.
00:13:11Elsa, wait.
00:13:13Hey, I want to say I'm sorry I've made you cry earlier.
00:13:17You didn't make me cry.
00:13:19You're not worth my tears.
00:13:22I mean, don't you think it was kind of rude?
00:13:24Just leave me back there.
00:13:26I don't want to talk about this.
00:13:28You're a self-entitled, self-obsessed dick.
00:13:48Here.
00:13:50Oh, shit.
00:13:51He's so cute.
00:13:55I'm going to fall in love.
00:13:59Is this how he really plays things out?
00:14:02Because, if so, I'm really crushing on him.
00:14:06Here.
00:14:07Thanks.
00:14:09Oh, she's so pretty.
00:14:14Oh, my God.
00:14:16That's a governor's daughter.
00:14:21What the hell?
00:14:23What the hell just happened?
00:14:29Hello?
00:14:30Sir, we have the footage from that day.
00:14:43It's not House of Smith.
00:14:49Wait, wait, hang on a second.
00:14:50Did she actually say that?
00:14:53So you think it's true?
00:14:55Am I really that despicable in a woman's eyes?
00:14:59I don't know, boss.
00:15:00You know, look.
00:15:01Some people could think that you're a little self-entitled.
00:15:04Right?
00:15:05I mean, obviously, everybody knows that you're a super self-entitled.
00:15:07Have you ever been in love?
00:15:09No.
00:15:09You haven't.
00:15:11You've never known what that feels like.
00:15:16Oh, shit, boss.
00:15:16Are you crying?
00:15:17Oh, my God.
00:15:18Dude, I didn't mean to make you cry.
00:15:19I just...
00:15:19Boss, I'm just kidding.
00:15:21I didn't mean to actually hurt your feelings.
00:15:22I didn't know you're sad.
00:15:23I'm sorry, if you're sad.
00:15:24What's going on with the senator?
00:15:25Oh, senator, right, yeah.
00:15:27We have used all of the resources at our disposal to sway public opinion,
00:15:31which is good.
00:15:32But what's not good, the bad news,
00:15:34is that we used all the resources at our disposal,
00:15:37and now we don't have any resources left to sway the senator's opinion.
00:15:40So that is unfortunate for us right now.
00:15:42We have to figure that out.
00:15:43Okay.
00:15:44Yeah.
00:15:44Look, I need everything in Elsa Smith.
00:15:56Lisa, did you forget about our quarterly meeting today?
00:16:00The CEO is here.
00:16:01Can I skip it?
00:16:04No, girl.
00:16:05Come on.
00:16:06Why is he fucking everywhere?
00:16:17Camouflage.
00:16:18Nicely done.
00:16:23Guys, I gotta say, this is...
00:16:26It's beautiful.
00:16:28Why don't you design it?
00:16:29That's from Lisa, Mr. Brown.
00:16:33Miss.
00:16:33My talent being recognized at the worst possible time felt my life.
00:16:40Miss, why are you looking away?
00:16:42Should I just pass out on the spot?
00:16:45Boss!
00:16:46You got those documents you've been asking about?
00:16:48You're the man, Sammy.
00:16:50Yeah, thank you.
00:16:51When will this freaking meeting end?
00:16:55All right, guys.
00:16:57Meeting adjourned.
00:16:58Uh, hang on one second.
00:17:00Okay.
00:17:13What was she wearing that night?
00:17:15Oh, kind of hard to forget.
00:17:17Leopard print.
00:17:18Gold shoes.
00:17:21Black fishnets.
00:17:23Bold, Sammy.
00:17:31Where have I seen that guy before?
00:17:37Uh, miss?
00:17:38You getting in or not?
00:17:40Yeah.
00:17:41Fuck.
00:17:42That has to be Alex's assistant, Sam.
00:17:47Hi.
00:17:48Hey, girl.
00:17:49I can't do this anymore.
00:17:51My cover's blown.
00:17:52Hi, what's going on?
00:17:53What if I just tell him?
00:17:55It's better to confess than being exposed.
00:17:58There might be room for maneuver.
00:18:00That was crazy as fuck.
00:18:01What's wrong with losing it?
00:18:02Yeah, what's this deal?
00:18:03I don't know.
00:18:07You shameless bitch!
00:18:09You fucking liar!
00:18:10Get the fuck out of my office!
00:18:13Let's do this another time.
00:18:22Not him again.
00:18:26Excuse me.
00:18:28Are you coming in?
00:18:39He smells good.
00:18:42Why is my heart beating so fast?
00:18:55Oh god.
00:18:55The power will come back on him.
00:19:05Oh god.
00:19:13Oh, God.
00:19:46Are you okay?
00:19:51Does he have claustrophobia?
00:19:54Hey, hey.
00:19:55Open the door, okay?
00:19:57Don't be afraid.
00:20:02Are you okay, okay?
00:20:04Alex, are you okay?
00:20:06Are you okay?
00:20:07Where's Bobby and Daddy?
00:20:10Your parents have been in a very serious accident, son.
00:20:14Serious accidents, son.
00:20:15Accidents, son.
00:20:19Hey, hey.
00:20:20Are you okay?
00:20:21Don't come near me.
00:20:23Stay back.
00:20:24He's not getting better.
00:20:26Does he have PTSD?
00:20:28Hey, get away from me.
00:20:29Get away from me.
00:20:30Hey.
00:20:30No.
00:20:31Calm down.
00:20:32You're going to hurt yourself.
00:20:33Alex, something.
00:20:35You're going to hurt yourself.
00:20:36Stop.
00:20:36Get your ass out.
00:20:39What are you going to do?
00:20:40Give me rabies?
00:20:44Your voice sounds familiar.
00:20:48No.
00:20:49I work for the janitor.
00:20:52Janitor.
00:20:53You should come closer.
00:20:56No, I've got to go.
00:20:59Hey, wait.
00:21:00I just...
00:21:02I want to say thank you.
00:21:03No, I've got to say thank you.
00:21:19Sammy.
00:21:20Boss, I got some news for you.
00:21:21The girl you went on a date with was not Elsa Smith.
00:21:24It was Lisa from the design team.
00:21:37Daring to threaten Lisa, oh, you are so dead.
00:21:49Oh, let me get the screen here.
00:21:51Thanks.
00:21:52This is my favorite key.
00:21:54Is there anything else I can help you ask out?
00:21:56Hey.
00:22:08This isn't the girl from Alex's date.
00:22:11She's way too pretty.
00:22:13And her hair is red.
00:22:15Are you Elsa Smith?
00:22:16Uh-huh.
00:22:20What are you doing here?
00:22:21I'm sorry, what?
00:22:22Oh, I know exactly who you are.
00:22:24And if I find out that you're trying to mess this whole thing up with Lisa,
00:22:27oh, you are so dead.
00:22:39Isn't it so pretty?
00:22:41Miss, why are you looking away?
00:22:44You didn't make me cry.
00:22:45You're not worth my tears.
00:22:48Lisa Davis.
00:22:49It was you all along.
00:22:55It was you all along.
00:23:03Hello.
00:23:04Alex.
00:23:05I want you to clear your schedule.
00:23:07You're going to drive me to see an old army.
00:23:09No time.
00:23:10I have a date.
00:23:12A date?
00:23:13A date is more important than me?
00:23:16Yeah.
00:23:17A date.
00:23:19Date?
00:23:20Date.
00:23:21Yeah.
00:23:23Okay.
00:23:25All right.
00:23:25All right.
00:23:26Listen, I'll take care of myself.
00:23:28You go do that because you are getting married.
00:23:31And I want a full report of how it goes.
00:23:35You got it.
00:23:36Bye.
00:23:44Alex is definitely a lone wolf.
00:23:46Like, he doesn't ask his family for anything.
00:23:49You know, I actually heard the craziest story.
00:23:51That he was kidnapped by our ex-CEO, Mr. Gray.
00:23:55No way.
00:23:56But it gets even crazier because he took out his own kidnappers, and then he got rid of
00:24:01everybody in the company that was related to Mr. Gray.
00:24:04And I don't mean just fired.
00:24:05I mean, he got a little bit of a man.
00:24:07He's cruel, but brave.
00:24:09I mean, a little hot, but still cruel.
00:24:13I know.
00:24:13Do you even remember Steve from HR?
00:24:15Who's that?
00:24:16I know.
00:24:16Me either.
00:24:18One day he was here, the next.
00:24:19Oh.
00:24:20He's gone.
00:24:21He's dead.
00:24:22It's the power of Alex, you know?
00:24:24I just wonder how many bodies we have.
00:24:30Don't come near me.
00:24:31No!
00:24:32No!
00:24:33Now that I know his little secret, am I also going to be one of those dead bodies?
00:24:44I have a proposal for you, Miss Elsa.
00:24:47I thought I made myself pretty clear that I don't want anything to do with you.
00:24:51Hear me out.
00:24:51I just want you to act out the rest of the show for the sake of my grandpa.
00:24:55And for your time, I'll pay you $50,000.
00:24:59$50,000!
00:25:04Sorry to disappoint, but I'm still not interested.
00:25:07My daddy is the governor of Washington, for God's sake.
00:25:09I didn't exactly grow up on a meal stipend.
00:25:14Shit!
00:25:15How can I retract that?
00:25:19What does she mean by this?
00:25:21If a woman rejects you, but she sends a heart emoji.
00:25:29If a woman rejects you, but she sends a heart emoji.
00:25:33We need a little more context, boss.
00:25:35Who are we talking about?
00:25:37It's just for a friend.
00:25:40That doesn't mean shit.
00:25:41They call it a little butt press, a little butt play, maybe?
00:25:46I don't know.
00:25:47Why don't I go make a few phone calls and figure it out?
00:25:49How about that?
00:25:49Yeah, all right.
00:25:53I'm a patient man, Lisa Davis.
00:25:56But you'll fall into my trap.
00:26:05God damn it.
00:26:17You vowed for it.
00:26:18You gotta pay it back.
00:26:20Shit.
00:26:21Alex, not now.
00:26:23Where can I head from both of them?
00:26:39Who are you?
00:26:40Who are you?
00:26:41Consider this a warning.
00:26:43Don't come near her again.
00:26:44That bitch.
00:26:45I mean, that lay out me money.
00:26:48How much?
00:26:48A hundred and fifty K plus interest.
00:26:55A hundred and fifty.
00:27:00Who's her?
00:27:07I'll raise my compensation to one fifty K, Miss Elsa.
00:27:10Please reconsider my offer.
00:27:12Three dates.
00:27:13A hundred and fifty K.
00:27:14Nothing other than coffee chats or dinner.
00:27:16However, if you break our contract, you will have to pay me back double.
00:27:21This is perfect.
00:27:23It's the exact amount I need.
00:27:27The economy is not doing too hot in Washington these days.
00:27:31Contract is signed.
00:27:32Looking forward to it.
00:27:33Me too.
00:27:36Game on.
00:27:38Time to pay up after jerking me around.
00:27:41Any miles?
00:27:44I'm not available right now.
00:27:51Fine.
00:27:52Give me a minute.
00:27:56Hey.
00:27:56Why did you need me?
00:27:59Well, so here's the thing.
00:28:01We both know each other pretty well, yeah.
00:28:05But, there's still some loose ends we put tie up.
00:28:08Uh, what do you want to know?
00:28:11What do you want to know each other?
00:28:14You said you worked at a family firm.
00:28:17Mm-hmm.
00:28:21What exactly do you guys specialize in?
00:28:28Um, well, we specialize in, uh, feminine products.
00:28:33Mm-hmm.
00:28:33You wouldn't understand.
00:28:42Elaborate.
00:28:45Okay.
00:28:46Um, everything I'm wearing right now is for my brains.
00:28:51Keep on lying.
00:28:54Why am I here, Alex?
00:28:55You could have called me about this.
00:28:56Right now.
00:28:57I guess it's a big waste of our time, huh?
00:29:00We'll see you around.
00:29:06Did you have 20 miles, please?
00:29:12Hey.
00:29:13Where the hell are you, girl?
00:29:14Mr. Proun just scheduled a meeting and happening in, like, 20 minutes.
00:29:17You better be back before then.
00:29:19What?
00:29:26If I go in there now, he's going to recognize me.
00:29:31Sammy.
00:29:32So, we think it would be a good idea with the flu going around if everybody wore masks during
00:29:38the staff meetings.
00:29:39So, if you feel a little tickle in your throat, feeling a little sicky, pop on a mask.
00:29:44Protect your friends.
00:29:45Thank God for the flu.
00:29:49Where have you been?
00:29:51Why are you so late?
00:29:52She can't be waiting for me.
00:29:54What?
00:29:54What are you talking about?
00:29:55Why does it care where I am?
00:29:57I don't know.
00:29:58Um, Lisa's here, Mr. Brown.
00:30:00So, guys, I have very exciting news.
00:30:03Lisa, from the design team, has made it to the finals of the competition.
00:30:07What?
00:30:08Oh, guys.
00:30:09Now, wait a minute.
00:30:11I have even better news.
00:30:14This is the first competition since I took office, so I'll be involved every step of the
00:30:19way, which means, Lisa, you and I will be going to the business meeting together down at the
00:30:23factory to pick out the fabrics.
00:30:29How can I get through an entire day and night with him?
00:30:38Sammy.
00:30:39Hey, boss.
00:30:40Listen, Tompkins is pressing again, and with the bill going through in a couple days, this
00:30:44is just, uh, it's not looking good for us, man.
00:30:47Tompkins, Sammy.
00:30:48The hell is Tompkins?
00:30:50Tompkins Wyatt, man.
00:30:52The senator, the guy who's trying to get us kicked out of Washington.
00:30:56What's going on with you right now, buddy?
00:30:57Oh, the senator.
00:30:59Sammy, don't worry.
00:31:00Look, I have my ways.
00:31:01Yeah, that's cute, buddy, but listen, I don't think you do because you just forgot what the
00:31:05senator's name was, so listen, I think it'd be best if you just got the...
00:31:09Hello?
00:31:11Hi.
00:31:11Hello?
00:31:12Hello?
00:31:13I need to check out the measurements of this one.
00:31:15Sure.
00:31:59You all right?
00:32:06Crap.
00:32:07Is he actually going to do that?
00:32:10Yes.
00:32:23Oh, shit, Alex, Alex, Alex, wake up, fuck, I shouldn't have tried to get that folder,
00:32:28Alex, come on, wake up, wake up, help, somebody help me, Alex, wake up, wake up, there's something
00:32:37I need to tell you, okay, please, please wake up.
00:32:46Well, what is it exactly?
00:32:50Hey, ow, that hurt even more.
00:32:52I'm out of here.
00:32:53You're just gonna leave me here with my ankles still hurting?
00:32:57Yeah.
00:33:02Hey, ow, ow!
00:33:11Jill.
00:33:16I'm sorry.
00:33:19What?
00:33:21For everything.
00:33:36I have to confess something to you.
00:33:40I was at the elevator when you passed out.
00:33:45When I was 18, I stole my dad's car and got into this bad car crash and I could never
00:33:51drive
00:33:52again.
00:33:53But now I'm driving your car right now, so what I'm trying to say is you can overcome your
00:34:00fears.
00:34:02So.
00:34:02Just stop.
00:34:03Stop.
00:34:04I'm just trying to help you.
00:34:06I know, I know.
00:34:06I like.
00:34:08It's love.
00:34:35I apologize to a girl, Sammy.
00:34:41I mean, what do I have to do to make her forget me?
00:34:47Well, I don't know from personal experience, boss, but from what I've heard is you find
00:34:51out their preference and you strike with precision.
00:34:55How do I know what she likes?
00:34:57Oh, well, that's easy.
00:34:58All of our employees fill out a little questionnaire on their first day.
00:35:01It's got their interests, hobbies, you know, stuff they like to do, things like that.
00:35:05Sammy, how do you know she's our employee?
00:35:09Did I say our?
00:35:11I think what I said was, uh, are you, you're looking thirsty.
00:35:15Are you ready for that next cup of hot coffee?
00:35:19Coffee, Sammy, hot coffee.
00:35:20I got it, boss.
00:35:21Or you're not hot yet, but you will be when I get that coffee.
00:35:28Next date is Saturday afternoon, Elsa.
00:35:37Maybe he's a little kooky on the head, but somehow he's like a magnet that always pulls
00:35:41me closer.
00:35:47Did you hear?
00:35:48The senator's going to pass that bill and drive us out of this state.
00:35:51Oh, I heard, but don't worry.
00:35:53I have it on very good authority that the governor's daughter and Alex are dating.
00:35:58So with that layered protection from the governor, no one's going to touch us.
00:36:02Money and looks.
00:36:04Who's going to reject that?
00:36:05Wish I was the governor's daughter.
00:36:24Hello, lovely.
00:36:25Hello.
00:36:25How are you?
00:36:26I'm good.
00:36:27Here's your gift.
00:36:30Oh my God.
00:36:31How did you know I left Dalmatians?
00:36:33I have plenty more surprises.
00:36:34Come on.
00:36:37Jesus, stop wiggling, would you?
00:36:39Stop wiggling.
00:36:41What is poking me?
00:36:49Welcome to the kitchen.
00:36:51Make yourself comfortable.
00:36:52I'll get started on dinner.
00:36:55My favorite thing to do, cooking and eating with someone I like.
00:37:02Your hair looks different.
00:37:04Same style?
00:37:05A little different.
00:37:07Decided to go brown.
00:37:08It looks lovely.
00:37:10And the dress.
00:37:12Mm-hmm.
00:37:13Looks great on you.
00:37:15All of it.
00:37:17Smashing.
00:37:18How did I get so lucky?
00:37:49For you, my love.
00:37:51Wow.
00:37:52Oh, yeah.
00:37:53Bon appétit.
00:38:03Knife to the face.
00:38:04Knife to the face.
00:38:04Knife to the face.
00:38:05Hey, I made you dinner.
00:38:06Oh, okay.
00:38:07Can you put it in my mouth?
00:38:08Yeah?
00:38:08What do you want me to do?
00:38:09Fork.
00:38:10Fork for fork.
00:38:10Yes, yes.
00:38:11It's a dungeon, babe.
00:38:12It's a dungeon, babe.
00:38:18What was that?
00:38:19Marinated in salt?
00:38:19Oh, that was fucking disgusting, babe.
00:38:22I tried it.
00:38:22It wasn't that bad.
00:38:23Oh, it wasn't that bad.
00:38:24You tried it?
00:38:25Well, order takeout, like I said.
00:38:29Go.
00:38:46What?
00:38:47What?
00:38:49Any comments?
00:38:51It's perfect.
00:38:55You know, when I was growing up, my parents always ordered takeout.
00:38:58They were so busy.
00:39:01I don't think I've ever had a home-cooked meal.
00:39:03So, cooking like this is really special.
00:39:08Maybe.
00:39:10I could be a personal chef.
00:39:19I don't think I've ever had a home-cooked meal.
00:39:22Because let me tell you.
00:39:27Wow.
00:39:28One month meet-iversary.
00:39:30You know, it just feels like every day with you is a gift.
00:39:44i'm not elsa i don't deserve any of this my cinderella story is over and i should return
00:39:52where i belong i have to go i'm sorry everything you did tonight was for elsa
00:40:01i can't pretend to be elsa anymore
00:40:08davis
00:40:21boss look not now well there's there's something i'm not in the mood sammy
00:40:28okay it's just uh just about lisa's ex-boyfriend david what
00:40:36what about him exactly that's what i thought you were gonna say so i looked more into lisa's dead and
00:40:42it turns out that the whole cause of it is this guy david yeah she didn't even spend a dime
00:40:49of the
00:40:49money and then he just squirts her off to the road like a little rat what a fucking loser
00:41:01i do think that girls do like losers though i mean she's been paying his debt up until just now
00:41:07which makes me think that i mean she's probably still kind of likes him she said please that is
00:41:12such shit i'm sorry i had to tell you though you know don't apologize at least now you know i'm
00:41:20not
00:41:20dating the governor's daughter but if we still want that bill to disappear into thin air we have to
00:41:28see him immediately i'm gonna get you to the governor you're sure i'm sure boss
00:41:38see you later lisa bye bye
00:41:44look would i have lisa i know you're gonna give me a chance to apologize are you serious david yes
00:41:50i'm serious take a hint a hint yeah you gotta be shitting me really really you're going back with
00:42:00the wreck so fast
00:42:06bullshit you still owe me a date i need you to meet me right now who are you hiding from
00:42:11did you see
00:42:11somebody sorry not available right now be here in 10 minutes or pay double sue me
00:42:24who are you talking to none of your business shut up so i might have got you something oh
00:42:36see
00:42:42who did you steal this from i didn't have to steal it from anybody i won the lottery that's all
00:42:48okay
00:42:55what are you doing look i'm rich now like i can pay off all the debts that i owe you
00:43:01and we can go
00:43:02back to living our happy lives just like we were mentioning lisa would you marry me lisa will you marry
00:43:11me
00:43:14will you marry me
00:43:25delicious is this about that guy earlier no it's not about the guy earlier david you can't just come
00:43:31waltzing back into my life and think it's gonna work out it's not this is me making it up to
00:43:36you now
00:43:37okay i could pay you back tenfold i'll write a hundredfold if that's what you want come on you
00:43:42know what david i used to think you were kind of okay maybe nice you're just a piece of
00:43:50excuse me stay away from me
00:43:56there are some interesting people here today
00:44:00i don't think they're that bad
00:44:06so i heard david's back
00:44:09yeah and i am definitely over him
00:44:12alex is the new problem what did he do now
00:44:16i think i might be in love with him
00:44:21but he's in love with elsa smith
00:44:24what's the difference it's still you no elsa is a princess lisa is a nobody listen if you need
00:44:33more money or nice clothes to make you feel like a princess you know i got you i don't think
00:44:38money is
00:44:38gonna solve this issue well you know what you look gorgeous and i don't think you need any help come
00:44:44on let's take some photos fine fine fine okay okay
00:45:12so cute and i really like you and i don't think he likes me he loves you he loves you
00:45:19yeah
00:45:19he likes me no he loves you
00:45:22don't know if he likes me yeah
00:45:27who are you
00:45:30i'm checking you with me tonight whether you like it or not
00:45:32absolutely not
00:45:34jesus
00:45:36hey
00:45:39come on let's go
00:45:40help
00:45:41help
00:45:42what are you doing here
00:45:45oh these guys look at the garbage pail kids look at that
00:45:48get the fuck out of here unless you want to
00:45:50fucking knife you coward
00:45:51baby i'm gonna get the police
00:45:52david
00:45:53no
00:45:56no
00:46:01no
00:46:13no
00:46:14no
00:46:14no
00:46:14no
00:46:14no
00:46:14no
00:46:14no
00:46:14no
00:46:14no
00:46:28Alex, he's so annoying, oh my god, he made me run 20 fucking miles, also I'm pretty sure
00:46:36his faint was fake, so you're so annoying, I think about you all the time, do you really
00:46:44think about me all the time, what, drink me, just drink him a little bit, oh, there's something
00:47:01I need to tell you Alex, I'm not actually Elsa, I'm Lisa, I know
00:47:30I saw, can I stay right there, hey Sam, serious question, do you like me?
00:47:43what, do you like me?
00:47:45what do you mean?
00:47:47I just really need you to tell me if you like me, because I just said
00:47:50well, I just kind of
00:48:07she, uh, she confessed to me for the first time, she stole my first kiss
00:48:18she confessed to me for the first time, she stole my first kiss
00:48:24I confess, what are you talking about?
00:48:28she confessed to me the other night, she told me exactly what she was thinking
00:48:34I wouldn't get your hopes up, boss, I still got the ex-boyfriend David in the picture
00:48:40who's David?
00:48:42oh, you're joking funny
00:48:45how are you?
00:48:46any update with the governor's schedule?
00:48:49um, it's good
00:48:52I, I'm gonna put that on your agenda, uh, very soon, just not right now
00:48:59Sammy, right now
00:49:06I'm not actually Elsa
00:49:07I confessed to Alex last night, Elsa
00:49:09I mean, you were gonna do that sooner or later, so that's good
00:49:12I also said something I probably shouldn't have
00:49:16ugh, same here
00:49:18I did something I really shouldn't have done to Sam
00:49:21we shouldn't have gotten wasted
00:49:23yeah, you're right, today really does suck
00:49:25we should not have gotten wasted
00:49:27I did some stupid stuff
00:49:30so, see you at the bar tonight?
00:49:33I'll see you at lunch
00:49:34here, bye
00:49:36ugh
00:49:38you still owe me a date
00:49:40leave me at the restaurant after work
00:49:42the contract says Elsa Smith
00:49:45that has nothing to do with me
00:49:46you're in too deep
00:49:48you can't back out now
00:49:55you can't back out now
00:49:57isn't that insane?
00:49:59like, I literally
00:50:11your dress is lovely
00:50:13like, I'll ask you a question
00:50:15how in the world did you get so beautiful?
00:50:17mmm, this place is lovely
00:50:19yeah, seriously
00:50:22thank you
00:50:22and we'll have our two glasses of Malbec and some more marinara
00:50:25thank you
00:50:26how did you know Malbec's my favorite?
00:50:28Lisa, listen
00:50:30your introduction the first day at the office was
00:50:33I mean, exceptional
00:50:37your introduction the first day at the office was
00:50:40I mean, exceptional
00:50:41do you recall?
00:50:43I mean, I've never seen anybody in all my time get to eat dead like that
00:50:46I was impressed
00:50:47that's how you knew I liked Dalmatians
00:50:49thank you so much
00:50:53cheers
00:50:54cheers
00:51:01what is it?
00:51:03get under the table now
00:51:04get under the table
00:51:05get under the table
00:51:06get under the table
00:51:06get under the table
00:51:06get under the table
00:51:06get under the table
00:51:06get under the table
00:51:10shh
00:51:10shh
00:51:10shh
00:51:12they're literally insane
00:51:13they can't even make a copy
00:51:15what's up Lisa?
00:51:16hi
00:51:16oh my god, Lisa
00:51:18hi
00:51:19my goodness
00:51:20are you waiting on somebody?
00:51:23no, I'm just eating alone
00:51:24oh my god
00:51:25ow
00:51:27will you go grab Greg
00:51:29and tell him that Annie's here
00:51:30ok?
00:51:30you can stop right away
00:51:31I'll be right with you guys
00:51:32ok?
00:51:34oh my gosh
00:51:35I love the dress
00:51:37yeah
00:51:41yeah, you've got tons of food here
00:51:43do you mind if I have wine?
00:51:45I know
00:51:45I can feel my blood sugar
00:51:46I don't think you're going to finish all of this, right?
00:51:48no
00:51:49please eat it all
00:51:50thank you
00:51:51a few glasses of wine
00:51:52must have had a week, huh?
00:51:54long day, long day
00:51:55mmm
00:51:58god
00:51:58mmm
00:52:00so I've been meaning to ask you
00:52:01thank you
00:52:02you've been acting a little bit funky
00:52:03ever since you got back from that business trip with Alex
00:52:06yeah
00:52:06are you going to tell me what's up?
00:52:08uh
00:52:08is he making you work overtime?
00:52:11yeah
00:52:11god
00:52:11god, I knew it
00:52:13really
00:52:13god, I mean
00:52:14you said he was a little bit cuckoo
00:52:16and I didn't quite believe yet
00:52:18but now
00:52:19I'm starting to slowly understand
00:52:23you said he was a little bit cuckoo
00:52:25and I didn't quite believe yet
00:52:26seriously, Lisa
00:52:27but now
00:52:27I'm starting to slowly understand
00:52:29did I say that?
00:52:30you don't remember?
00:52:31I mean
00:52:32you said he was like
00:52:33petty
00:52:33and self-obsessed
00:52:34and like
00:52:35there was no way he was ever going to be a girlfriend
00:52:37stop
00:52:37stop
00:52:38um
00:52:39the person
00:52:40oh, let me get it
00:52:45there you go
00:52:46thanks
00:52:47well
00:52:47this was delicious
00:52:49thank you
00:52:49uh
00:52:50yep
00:52:50they're seating us
00:52:51uh
00:52:52thank you for this
00:53:07everyone
00:53:08I have an amazing announcement to make
00:53:10come on over
00:53:11now we need to congratulate Lisa
00:53:15because she won first place in the Paris international designers award
00:53:21congratulations
00:53:23you totally knocked it out of the park
00:53:25and I would love to see them trying
00:53:27my life has surely changed since I met Alex
00:53:29you got girl
00:53:32Lisa
00:53:33I'm
00:53:35done playing hide and go seek
00:53:36uh
00:53:38I'd like to officially ask you
00:53:42would you be my girlfriend?
00:53:44are you sure about that Alex?
00:53:46thanks
00:53:49if you accept my humble request
00:53:51I think you still owe me something
00:53:53what do I owe you?
00:53:58yeah
00:54:08Sam
00:54:09Sam
00:54:12I feel like I really screwed this one up
00:54:15I feel like he's never going to talk to me again
00:54:18what am I doing wrong?
00:54:29Sam
00:54:34you're not trying to hide from me are you?
00:54:37no
00:54:39good
00:54:44okay
00:54:44okay
00:54:50it's been an hour since we've had lunch
00:54:52why hasn't she texted?
00:54:54or is her phone broken?
00:54:56boss
00:54:56just relax alright
00:54:57she's going to give you a call
00:54:59Jesus
00:55:00I do have some good news though
00:55:02the governor was so happy with you after the meeting
00:55:05that he is completely convinced that B&G
00:55:08is going to play a pivotal role
00:55:10in Washington's industrial development
00:55:13especially after he saw these award winning designs
00:55:16he was just
00:55:16very impressed
00:55:18just as I suspected
00:55:21he's rejecting the bill
00:55:24Mr. Gray is officially
00:55:27out of the picture
00:55:28well I guess we have Lisa to thank
00:55:31yeah
00:55:33and maybe
00:55:34it's a good gesture
00:55:35to
00:55:36bring Lisa out to dinner
00:55:41well I
00:55:42would like to welcome Lisa
00:55:44into our home
00:55:45and
00:55:46the shiitake mushrooms were flown in
00:55:48especially from Japan
00:55:50for our special guest
00:55:53Lisa
00:55:54welcome to our home
00:55:56thank you
00:55:56forgive me
00:55:57I just have to
00:55:58say
00:55:59we've been talking about marriage
00:56:02what's it going to be?
00:56:04um
00:56:05well
00:56:05I think we were thinking of waiting
00:56:07no I
00:56:07I think we're uh
00:56:09I think we're actually ready
00:56:10no honey
00:56:12you're thinking of waiting
00:56:14no I uh
00:56:16I think I'm ready at least
00:56:18which is it
00:56:19going to be
00:56:23I have something very important
00:56:26to talk to you about
00:56:27with Alex, Lisa
00:56:30Alex suffered a severe trauma
00:56:32as a child and
00:56:35he developed PTSD and claustrophobia
00:56:37as a result
00:56:40I won't spare you any of the details
00:56:42he was six years old
00:56:43and his parents were out shopping
00:56:45and Alex decided
00:56:46to play hide and seek
00:56:49to make them find him when they return
00:56:51and he waited
00:56:53and waited
00:56:54and waited
00:56:55the most horrible of fates
00:56:58happened
00:56:59they died
00:57:00in a car accident
00:57:05they died
00:57:06in a car accident
00:57:08no!
00:57:09calm down!
00:57:10you're gonna hurt yourself
00:57:11hey! oh my god stop that
00:57:12you're gonna hurt yourself
00:57:13hey!
00:57:13you can overcome your fears
00:57:15stop
00:57:15stop
00:57:17and Alex
00:57:17was in that closet
00:57:19the next day
00:57:20when I found him
00:57:22he had gone into shock
00:57:23and he was dehydrated
00:57:25and we had to rush him
00:57:26to the hospital
00:57:27when he regained consciousness
00:57:29I had to explain to him
00:57:32what had happened to his parents
00:57:34and he never became willing
00:57:36to talk about his feelings
00:57:37I'm afraid that
00:57:39at some point in time
00:57:40in the future
00:57:41he may exhibit these symptoms again
00:57:44I hope that you could cope with that
00:57:46if it were to happen
00:57:49yes Mr. Brown
00:57:50I will always take care of him
00:57:55hey I couldn't sleep
00:57:57I'm outside
00:57:58can you meet me?
00:58:00coming
00:58:05grab it
00:58:05in the fucking bed
00:58:07don't let go of me
00:58:09what the hell
00:58:20hey!
00:58:22let her go!
00:58:23I'll give you anything you want
00:58:26look up there
00:58:27ah
00:58:28ah
00:58:29ah
00:58:29ah
00:58:30ah
00:58:53where's my mommy and daddy?
00:58:55did they forget about me?
00:58:57please hold her
00:58:58hey bud
00:59:01oh Alex
00:59:01come on buddy
00:59:02don't be afraid
00:59:04lock you out to conquer your fear
00:59:06Lisa's your true love my friend
00:59:08you can overcome your fears
00:59:10with her
00:59:12you no longer feel afraid
00:59:13or desperate
00:59:14or in solitude
00:59:15so get out there buddy
00:59:17come on buddy
00:59:19go
00:59:20if she needs you
00:59:28shut the fuck up
00:59:29shut the fuck up
00:59:30i'll fucking kill you
00:59:32this fucking guy made it in me
00:59:33no motherfuckers
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00:59:51you got it
00:59:52are you okay?
00:59:54come on
00:59:55come on
00:59:58ah
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01:00:00are you okay?
01:00:06okay
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01:00:17my love hello mr brown do me a favor no overtime tonight we have new products going out in 10
01:00:26days
01:00:26i have to look over the specs oh my love my love i miss you at home in 10 days
01:00:31he's always getting
01:00:31out we're in the office yeah but no person or place could ever diminish the intensity
01:00:37of my love i have oh yes we're going home
01:00:45yeah that's cute
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