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00:05period dave chapelle in town we've been giving away tickets who's your favorite comedian
00:12i have a number of ones that i i'd love to to listen to watch uh the blue collar comedies
00:19they're not that group together anymore but bill engvall larry the cable guy jeff foxworthy yeah
00:25but i think my all-time favorite and i'll go with one that we've talked about a number of times
00:30tim
00:30allen i love him in all of his shows all of his movies toy story 5 coming out june 19th
00:37hey do we
00:38need more tour stories yes we do i have tickets for the opening day you do oh yes i'm so
00:43excited
00:44of the opening day wow oh yeah baby i'm going and i've seen him oh he is um i've also
00:50seen him
00:51stand up when he came to detroit i think he's hilarious after toy story 3 i thought we had
00:56sufficiently wrapped up the story four is a money grab i don't even know what five is five is gonna
01:01be awesome my kids are excited and so am i yeah i can't wait um you know it's funny i'm
01:06not really
01:06huge into like stand-up comedians like i don't i just it's not what i'm into but i do like
01:13a lot
01:13of the women who've been on snl like kristen wig tina fey amy poehler those girls okay
01:20i'm gonna go with george carlin okay classic love george carlin yeah if you asked me to pick
01:26somebody from today i'd actually pick someone very different like i can appreciate different
01:30styles of stand-up i like uh nate bargazzi right now that very dry observational comedy is also
01:36really good i'm gonna say greg heraldo it's a little bit not off the uh top of mind may have
01:43seen him on a comedy central special but i did see him at a small new york city comedy club
01:47with my
01:48sister back in the year of our lord 1998 jim you were five and a half years old
01:54uh you know what i think best of all times robin williams oh he just absolutely cracked me up some
02:01of his stuff man it's just and his movies yeah exactly but uh i've always had a soft spot for
02:07ron white just the way he carries and call me tater salad yeah yeah uh okay your favorite frozen
02:15pizza growing up what was it so trying to go back in the memory banks and come up with a
02:23name of one
02:24i was wasn't able to but then it hit me and i'm bending the rules here just a little bit
02:29the bagel bites oh that's okay okay that's okay love they came out late 80s early 90s and even to
02:36this day if lisa gets them for the kids i'm like oh so bagel bites pop them in the microwave
02:41you don't
02:41need the toaster oven you should put them in the oven the microwave makes the bagel like chewy
02:46yeah oh i know it's so good
02:50yeah oven's better anyway um i haven't had a frozen pizza in a long time but my childhood i
02:55definitely did and it was always di giorno it's not delivery it's di giorno exactly
03:03stuffed crust or i don't remember that okay that's probably a later invention of the stuffed crust
03:09one right answer for me red baron that red baron crunch on the crust red baron hit every time
03:17again another microwavable one arguably the best deal in pizza totino's one dollar
03:25the pizza rolls or is it actually pizza rolls you get like a full pizza you know it's something
03:31you know i could even house down in one sitting but you know one dollar oh yeah these are all
03:36very flaky yeah very flaky bottom of the crust yeah come on stouffer's french bread where do you
03:43get that at it's unique yeah i know elementary school no i'm talking about that that kind of
03:50frozen pizza you you can't buy at places like restaurants unless there's some you know mom and
03:56pop shop that's doing it right you know i remember the elementary uh they had their version it was
04:01called a pizza boat oh no yeah i've been to some places where they have like the french red red
04:07pizza it's not yeah stouffer's but i've i've yeah i've ordered it at restaurants before in terms of
04:12the round red baron definitely your own and red baron does the french bread pizza too yes uh monday is
04:18officially summer what's the smell of summer so for me it's it's it probably always will be fresh cut
04:27grass it is i i love the look i love the way it feels when i pull in after just
04:35cutting the lawn but
04:36it is while i'm doing it and shortly thereafter or even if you're just going for a walk and somebody's
04:40mowing their lawn it is that fresh cut grass it's also uh that the two strike gas oil mix that
04:48you put
04:48in there throw that on top of it yeah here we go i do agree with you on the fresh
04:54cut grass but i want
04:55to go different um and i've got some interesting ones okay um the smell of hose water oh okay it's
05:04very unique yes it is it's a different smell than like your tap water and the kids are running in
05:09the sprinklers we're filling up those little mini uh pools and speaking of mini pools the inflatable
05:14ones yeah they have that plastic smell smell yeah yeah like a beach ball smell so mix that beach ball
05:21smell with hose water yeah you got summer hoses always smell a little bit different oh do they
05:26john is that from experience heather i like to say bros water before hose water yeah
05:38so my mind went to campfire like a bonfire smell but you don't do a bonfire all summers maybe a
05:46couple
05:46times in the summer that you really get everybody together for a bonfire yeah i think that to me is
05:51more fall i mean we have campfires all summer long we'll have them in the spring we'll have
05:55in the fall we'll have them in the winter so it's so the one that's probably more consistent like
06:00growing up about fourth or fifth grade we got a pool in the backyard so chlorine oh chlorine is very
06:05summer to me i have a very weak sense of smell that's why i get all the dirty jobs uh
06:11in the house i had
06:11to clean up a pumageddon my kid's bad room yesterday oh so i don't have a good answer
06:16with this these are all very good like the chlorine the the pool and the uh and the grass too
06:21yeah all
06:22good ones but i gotta tell you it's somebody else's grill and all of a sudden i smell those hot
06:29dogs off
06:29in the distance or or steaks those are the two that just get me i'm like oh my god and
06:35not yours
06:36because yes it's someone else doing the work uh-huh right well you can get like it's i don't smell
06:42it
06:42the same way when i'm cooking like i do and all of a sudden it's almost like the opposite of
06:46a skunk
06:47all of a sudden sneaking in yeah well they say like food that someone else prepares tastes better
06:52like you become sensitized to this when you're cooking it no my food tastes way better yeah you're
06:57the best chef of all time no just a griller this next one is going to be um a very
07:03curious question
07:04i can't wait to hear some of the answers usa soccer is going to play tonight compare the u.s
07:09men's soccer team to a college football program so the theory that i went with was
07:18a program where this soccer's not the number one sport or football's not the number one sport
07:25and i'm going to go with north carolina where football will never ever be the number one sport
07:32now they try and make big splashes with their coach they make a concerted effort but you all know
07:42we all know that the resources for the program will never fully be into the football program the
07:50resources for usa soccer will never fully be what the u.s focuses on
07:58this is better than anything i came up with so i'm a little disappointed uh the the things that
08:02i started with big brand big resources not enough talent never makes a deep run so i wanted to find
08:08a team that fit that criteria iowa wisconsin wisconsin is actually the team i started with
08:13they've never won a title they've never made the playoffs the talent's always a step behind
08:17but i think texas a&m might apply more because there are resources we we have resources in this
08:23country to be better texas a&m should be better than it is and it just never is so i
08:29went with
08:29texas a&m well you should just you should have gone with a team that bets on themselves texas tech
08:34yeah well done both of you i think you guys really showed your work and played great and did a
08:40great
08:41job of the comp um i was on oregon for a long time because i thought like well oregon's actually
08:48sneakily kind of like a track and field school money's not a problem why are we better kind of like
08:52your texas ain't everything but i'm gonna go with the program that is they're good they're not great
08:58might be a dark horse never really want it have they ever had the best player maybe i know usa
09:05really
09:06hasn't no i'll say wisconsin yeah okay mine's kansas they're red white and blue uh basketball school
09:15the john thought they had one peak really in the last 60 years or so and it was 2007 orange
09:20bowl
09:20i would equate that to 2002 men's uh making the quarters the only time they've ever done that i
09:26think it's easily hands down ku i like the thought of going with a basketball school showing our
09:31priorities just aren't there well exactly and they get they get showed up by their basketball much like
09:37the men get showed up by the women yes hey last one real quick call your shot pick the world
09:41cup winner
09:42all right this one was extremely easy to me and i'm about to do it by song
09:49oh
09:52oh come on
09:58usa
10:00usa
10:00usa
10:02usa
10:02let's go baby
10:06we should have ended with him but now everybody else has to follow that he's still got his hand
10:12over his heart the song is still playing that's why
10:16incredible 50 to 1 to win the world cup john is stars and stripes yep let's go baby
10:21heather france
10:22greg let's go with a uh not one of the favorites maybe a mid favorite let's go with the dutch
10:28the netherlands they always get to the semis and lose it
10:30yeah i'm going with england uh third best odds and with kind of what's going on with the nicks
10:36in the drought that they have i think the karma and sports wave is moving towards england who
10:42hasn't won in a long time just like the nicks yeah but and they can only win at home only
10:46when they
10:46host they went to the uh final of euro 2024 oh wow so this is their breakthrough a lot of
10:55a lot
10:55of in-depth research on this big harry kane fan um yeah you know what messi got his last time
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