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The Pastor And Mrs Jones 2013
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00:00:07Now, you know I ain't the one to get in nobody's business.
00:00:10Hmm.
00:00:11But that was wrong how she did to the pastor.
00:00:14Girl, if I was there, I would've snatched that weave out of her head.
00:00:17Lord, please forgive me for thinking about that.
00:00:19Mm-mm-mm.
00:00:20And I heard she didn't even have a good reason for what she did to the pastor.
00:00:24Mm-mm-mm. None at all.
00:00:26Well, you know I ain't the one to get in nobody's business.
00:00:30What happened?
00:00:31Let me tell you how all the drama began.
00:00:34Girl, tell me.
00:00:36So it all goes like this.
00:00:44Good morning.
00:00:46Ms. Dimpleson.
00:00:47Woo!
00:00:49I'm sorry, I just keep living in the past.
00:00:52Um, Pastor Jones.
00:00:54And who should I tell the pastor is looking for?
00:00:57Barbara.
00:00:59Barbara?
00:00:59Barbara?
00:01:00Yeah, he'll know who it is.
00:01:02Yeah, well, I don't.
00:01:04So how about her real name?
00:01:06Barbara Hunter.
00:01:09Dr. Barbara Hunter.
00:01:20I don't know who it is.
00:01:21I don't know who it is.
00:01:22I don't know who it is.
00:01:24I don't know who it is.
00:01:26I don't know who it is.
00:01:28I don't know who it is.
00:01:28I don't know who it is.
00:01:29I don't know who it is.
00:01:30I don't know who it is.
00:01:30I don't know who it is.
00:01:31I don't know who it is.
00:01:32I don't know who it is.
00:01:34I don't know who it is.
00:01:38I don't know who it is.
00:01:56I just can't believe the traffic on this side of town.
00:01:59Good morning to you too, Ma.
00:02:01And all these homeless people on every corner, Lord have mercy, panhandling.
00:02:04I just can't.
00:02:06If Obama can't fix the economy, he needs to go back to teaching or something.
00:02:11Hey, wait a minute.
00:02:14Why are you still here?
00:02:15Aren't you getting ready for work?
00:02:16No, I took the day off.
00:02:18I still have to take a look at the church and go over some parts of the contract for the
00:02:20pastor.
00:02:22You know what I can't understand?
00:02:25My daughter is marrying a pastor, and you can't even have the wedding at his church.
00:02:29Sounds much simpler to me.
00:02:31I mean, he wanted to, and we discussed it.
00:02:33But I just thought it would be so much easier to do it at another place and get a change
00:02:37of environment.
00:02:37And plus, we both wanted something small.
00:02:39Well, you know how the church broke up.
00:02:41They ain't going to be too happy with that.
00:02:43They're fine with it, Mom.
00:02:46That baby getting married to a pastor.
00:02:49Good Lord.
00:02:51Don't start, Mom.
00:02:52You know, being the first lady at a church is a big step, honey.
00:02:55I know.
00:02:56Comes with a great deal of responsibility.
00:02:58I know.
00:02:59And you know they're going to be hating on you, those other women.
00:03:02Because you done stole the pastor's heart.
00:03:04So you will watch your back.
00:03:06I know.
00:03:11So, gentlemen, I mean, collections are down 20%.
00:03:15I mean, going on three months now.
00:03:17And let's not forget, we have a significant decrease in the amount of tithers as well.
00:03:22If we don't raise these numbers, I can tell you that the Church Renovation Project Fund is definitely in jeopardy
00:03:29of not meeting its goal.
00:03:30If I might interject.
00:03:32Go ahead, Deacon Smith.
00:03:33This ain't just a Heartland Church problem.
00:03:37Churches all over the country are seeing the same thing.
00:03:39It's hard out there for folks.
00:03:41But not every church has a Pastor Jones.
00:03:43Now, that's right.
00:03:44Because our church members, they'll give just because it's Pastor Jones.
00:03:48And we can't ask for much more love or loyalty from a congregation.
00:03:51That's right.
00:03:53So we're left with one question.
00:03:56How do we increase the offering and giving?
00:03:59Any suggestions?
00:04:00I suggest that we do more outreach and probably more event planning.
00:04:08How about better sermons?
00:04:13Excuse me?
00:04:14Let's not bury our heads in this, okay?
00:04:17I love the Pastor Jones just as much as you do.
00:04:20But we got to be honest.
00:04:21His latest sermons haven't done nothing to move people to reach in their pockets or their pocketbooks.
00:04:28It's not Pastor Jones' fault that people are suffering out there financially, Deacon Jackson.
00:04:32But I'm talking about the sermons.
00:04:34And I know he got these nuptials coming up that's taking a lot of the Pastor's time.
00:04:38But we're trying to run a business here.
00:04:40And like Mitt Romney, the almighty dollar is the most important thing.
00:04:43That's enough, Deacon Jackson.
00:04:47Now, if there's no further pontifications, I'd like to call this meeting adjourned.
00:05:13Hey, son.
00:05:14Good morning, Deacon.
00:05:16Beautiful day today.
00:05:18You know, days like these make getting old real burdensome, I tell you.
00:05:22Oh, it should have the opposite effect, that.
00:05:24It should make us appreciate him and all his glory.
00:05:28You know, in days like this, I imagine him just smiling on us.
00:05:33I don't know.
00:05:34Seems more like he's laughing than all those old fogies.
00:05:38Like, yep, your time is up.
00:05:39And look at all you're going to be missing.
00:05:44Or it could be a sign of better things to come.
00:05:47Well, I imagine such beauty is endless in his kingdom.
00:05:53I guess.
00:05:55Well, I asked you to meet me here, son, because I want to talk to you about something.
00:06:01Everything okay?
00:06:01Oh, everything is fine.
00:06:03And I know you're a man, and we've talked about this when you walked down this path the first time.
00:06:09Your first wife, what a wonderful woman.
00:06:12God rest her soul.
00:06:14She was the love of my life.
00:06:18And I know how challenging it was for you, Joseph, during her illness.
00:06:23And even more after her passing.
00:06:25You went into a depression, Joseph.
00:06:29Yeah, I didn't handle that too well.
00:06:32And now after all these years, you finally met somebody, but I just don't want to see you hurt, son.
00:06:39I couldn't stand to see you hurt.
00:06:40She's a wonderful woman.
00:06:41But she's a woman, Joseph.
00:06:43And women change.
00:06:45They're fickle.
00:06:46Their needs change.
00:06:47Their wants and desires can be endless.
00:06:51You understand?
00:06:53I understand that.
00:06:54I know you're a spiritual man, and you always see the best in the person.
00:06:59Sometimes, Joseph, to your own detriment.
00:07:03I just want to make sure you've crossed your T's and dotted your I's.
00:07:09You understand what I'm saying?
00:07:12I do that.
00:07:14I want the best for you, too.
00:07:17But I want you to always keep your emotional needs centered.
00:07:21You can't lead a woman if you're busy following her around.
00:07:26You're my son.
00:07:31If you're going to do this, I want to make sure it's what you really want to do.
00:07:41It is there.
00:07:47Okay.
00:07:49Okay.
00:07:57Well, all right.
00:07:58I got to get back to the office.
00:08:02Well, I'll just sit here and talk to God about this cruel joke he's playing on us with this weather.
00:08:11All right.
00:08:16Girl, you know I love my Wednesday Bible study.
00:08:20Just get your spirit just right.
00:08:24Girl, did you hear?
00:08:26About Deacon James.
00:08:28Girl, he got his hand caught in Mrs. Washington's blouse while Mr. Washington was away.
00:08:33I was floored.
00:08:35That's all.
00:08:37But what?
00:08:38Buckle my brow strap.
00:08:41No.
00:08:42Save us, Jesus.
00:08:44Oh, hallelujah.
00:08:50Hi, I'm looking for Pastor Jones.
00:08:54I'm actually looking to join the church.
00:08:57Right.
00:09:01Can you point me to his office?
00:09:08Girl, ain't none but hussies coming up in this church.
00:09:12I was lost, but now I'm found.
00:09:28I'm looking for Pastor Jones' office.
00:09:33I want to join the church.
00:09:35I want to join the church.
00:09:35Oh, okay.
00:09:37What type of church are you trying to join, Miss?
00:09:41The one filled with the Holy Spirit.
00:09:49This office is down there.
00:09:59Pastor Jones, I'm looking to join the church.
00:10:06I'm looking to join the church.
00:10:06Yes, yes, yes.
00:10:07Oh, please come in.
00:10:16We're always very welcoming of people looking to join our church and our ministry here.
00:10:22You know, the anointing of God can never be understated.
00:10:27Oh, I'm sorry.
00:10:28What's your name?
00:10:30Candy Kahlua.
00:10:34Candy Kahlua.
00:10:37Okay, well, nice meeting you, Miss Kahlua.
00:10:42And do you live in the neighborhood?
00:10:44In San Pedro.
00:10:46San Pedro?
00:10:47That's about 40 miles away.
00:10:50Why would you choose this church?
00:10:52Oh, it's closer to my job.
00:10:55Oh, and what kind of work do you do?
00:10:59I'm a stripper.
00:11:03You know, over there at striptures.
00:11:05Don't act like you've never been before.
00:11:09Actually, no.
00:11:12Maybe there's another church.
00:11:14Why'd you choose this church?
00:11:16Well, you see, Pastor, I heard there's a whole lot of fine men over here.
00:11:20And you ain't too bad yourself.
00:11:27Uh-uh, he is too cute.
00:11:30I gotta tweet this.
00:11:32What exactly are you tweeting?
00:11:37Pastor Jones is too cute.
00:11:43Tweet?
00:11:44So can I join?
00:11:46I don't believe it can quite work.
00:11:52I have a lot of other churches that I could refer you to.
00:12:01You know, let me give you a number of a church in San Pedro
00:12:09that might be more up your alley.
00:12:23Hey.
00:12:24Hey, Sheila.
00:12:25How are you?
00:12:25Good morning.
00:12:26I finally got the caramels we've been waiting for.
00:12:28Oh, thank God.
00:12:30I finally got those.
00:12:30I got the Chewy's in the mail, too.
00:12:32Oh, good.
00:12:32I got a couple messages for you.
00:12:34Who called?
00:12:35Just regular candy stuff.
00:12:37Not the wedding planner, right?
00:12:38Mm-mm.
00:12:38Just regular candy stuff.
00:12:40Good.
00:12:41Uh, how's the pastor doing?
00:12:43Magical.
00:12:44Perfect.
00:12:44I get chills thinking about him.
00:12:46Good.
00:12:47When's the big day?
00:12:48Next Sunday.
00:12:49I can't believe you can't make it.
00:12:51I'll be there in spirit.
00:12:52Don't worry about it.
00:12:53Aw, thanks.
00:12:55Y'all get it.
00:12:56Okay.
00:12:57Sweet Time Candy Company.
00:12:59Oh, what's up, Cassandra?
00:13:02Yeah, I'm just here for a little bit.
00:13:03I just had to drop off some things for the store.
00:13:06What are you doing?
00:13:08Yes, I'm free for lunch.
00:13:10Okay, cool.
00:13:11I'll see you in about 20 minutes.
00:13:12All right.
00:13:12Talk to you later, girl.
00:13:14All right, I'm going to take off, but could you do me a favor?
00:13:17The back is looking a little bit dusty.
00:13:18Could you just wipe up the back and just straighten up if you have some time?
00:13:21Oh, no problem.
00:13:22All right.
00:13:23Thanks, Stacy.
00:13:24All right.
00:13:24Bye, Sheila.
00:13:25I'll see you later.
00:13:25Have a good day.
00:13:26Bye, girl.
00:13:27Bye.
00:13:32Are you sure you're going to do the sermon for us now?
00:13:34I mean, it's a rough draft.
00:13:36I've been working on it, so I'd appreciate some feedback.
00:13:39Absolutely.
00:13:40I'm looking forward to it.
00:13:42I'm sure, Pastor, it'll be inspirational and a powerful message.
00:13:55Do your thing.
00:13:57As I said, this is still rough.
00:14:01We understand, Pastor.
00:14:04Yeah.
00:14:05Nothing final.
00:14:06We understand.
00:14:07Go ahead.
00:14:08No biggie.
00:14:09You know, just let it flow.
00:14:15Good morning.
00:14:16Beloved, there is no greater message than God's message.
00:14:24Preach, Pastor.
00:14:25Preach.
00:14:25Because his message is a message of love.
00:14:30Hallelujah.
00:14:33Excuse me.
00:14:36Hello?
00:14:38Oh, hi, honey.
00:14:39I'm actually a little tied up right now.
00:14:42I'm in the middle of a sermon.
00:14:44Yes, I called the decorator, and what he said was that the flowers you wanted were out of stock,
00:14:50so he's going to have to replace them with the lavender.
00:14:55Yet, the colors, they're not available, honey.
00:15:00Well, I don't know where he gets them.
00:15:06He said the flowers are not going to match, not the colors that you wanted.
00:15:12For the outside.
00:15:26Good morning, beloved.
00:15:30There is no greater message than God's message.
00:15:34Yes, it is.
00:15:43Honey, I really can't do this right now.
00:15:50Now I'm concerned.
00:15:51Now I'm actually concerned, because that doesn't...
00:15:53The first time, maybe?
00:15:55The two time, again?
00:15:58Yeah, I...
00:15:59Okay, I'll tell him to go with the pink ones.
00:16:04Okay, I really have to...
00:16:07Yeah.
00:16:10Yes, I love you, too.
00:16:13Okay, bye.
00:16:16Let the Lord have his way, Pastor.
00:16:20Good morning, beloved.
00:16:22There is no greater message than God's message.
00:16:26For it is a message of love.
00:16:29And I can speak from my own heart and my own experiences.
00:16:35I've met a woman who has sparked that love in my heart, in my soul.
00:16:47Praise God.
00:16:48She is a wonderful woman.
00:16:50This sermon is going to kill our heart, quick.
00:16:52A woman of gravitas.
00:16:54A woman of strength.
00:16:57A woman of spiritual determination.
00:17:01A woman that will soon be my wife.
00:17:06Oh, let the Lord have his way.
00:17:08Let the Lord have his way.
00:17:10We are evenly yoked.
00:17:13Hallelujah.
00:17:14Hallelujah.
00:17:18That's as far as I actually got in the sermon.
00:17:23Hmm.
00:17:24I hear you.
00:17:28So, what does everyone think?
00:17:33You're working on it.
00:17:35Show's promise, though.
00:17:36Yes.
00:17:37Good start.
00:17:38Praise God.
00:17:39Praise God.
00:17:40Oh, man.
00:17:46So, next week's the big day, huh?
00:17:48I know.
00:17:48My phone has not stopped ringing.
00:17:51Oh, there it goes again.
00:17:52Hold on.
00:17:52Let me take this to my wedding planner.
00:17:54Go ahead, girl.
00:17:55Hey, Spencer.
00:17:55How's it going?
00:17:58No, the reception has to be in the backyard.
00:18:01The landscapers were going to clear that area.
00:18:05Flowers.
00:18:06No, the flowers have to be lavender.
00:18:08They're matching the flower girl's dresses.
00:18:11Okay.
00:18:13We'll just call me if there's a problem.
00:18:16All right.
00:18:17Thanks, Spencer.
00:18:18Bye.
00:18:20Wow.
00:18:20I don't ever want to get married.
00:18:23Well, it's to a perfect man, so it has to be perfect.
00:18:26Hold on.
00:18:27Wait for this on mute.
00:18:31Now I can concentrate.
00:18:33Jeez.
00:18:35What's up?
00:18:35What's going on?
00:18:37Now, come on, Sheila.
00:18:38You can tell me anything.
00:18:39What's up?
00:18:42You know me better than anyone.
00:18:43You've known me forever.
00:18:44You can tell me anything.
00:18:45So, maybe you can tell me what's been bothering me about this wedding.
00:18:51It's normal.
00:18:52You're just nervous.
00:18:53Especially a week before you get married.
00:18:56I mean, come on.
00:18:56It's nothing.
00:18:57No, it's not that.
00:18:58I mean, I feel so blessed.
00:19:00I know how fortunate I am, but...
00:19:02But what?
00:19:04You know, Joseph is perfect.
00:19:06He's smart.
00:19:07He's funny.
00:19:08He's a God-fearing man that loves the Lord.
00:19:11So then what's the problem?
00:19:15Maybe he's too perfect.
00:19:26I can't contain myself.
00:19:29Just another week, Dad.
00:19:31Just another week?
00:19:32Huh?
00:19:33That's like saying Obama's just another president.
00:19:36Oh, uh-uh.
00:19:36No, no, no.
00:19:37He is the first black president.
00:19:40And that makes it special.
00:19:42In God's eyes, it's just another man.
00:19:44So, don't get me started.
00:19:46Now, I waited too long to see a black president.
00:19:49I thought it was going to be you.
00:19:52Don't start.
00:19:54Well, Pastor.
00:19:56It's two days before the big day, and I ain't seen your wife-to-be yet.
00:20:01Now, don't make it sound like that, Dad.
00:20:03You know, you just got out of the hospital two hours ago, and there's nothing more that I want than
00:20:07for you to meet her.
00:20:08I know.
00:20:10I know.
00:20:11I know.
00:20:11And I'm lucky to be alive to see you get hitched.
00:20:14Moping around like you're an old man or something.
00:20:18Are you nervous?
00:20:19Because I am.
00:20:21She's a fine woman.
00:20:23A Christian woman.
00:20:25With an unshakable love for God.
00:20:28What's she cooking?
00:20:30Gumbo.
00:20:32Cornbread.
00:20:33Well, why are you waiting a week to marry this girl?
00:20:37That's my daughter-in-law.
00:20:40You crazy.
00:20:43You sure she know I'm coming?
00:20:45Oh, yes, Dad.
00:20:46She's really looking forward to meeting you.
00:20:48Oh, good.
00:20:49Because I love me some gumbo.
00:20:52I wanted to ask you about that.
00:20:53I don't remember you having gumbo when we were growing up.
00:20:57Joseph, your mama always cooked me some gumbo.
00:21:01You just didn't like it when you were a little boy.
00:21:03No, no.
00:21:04I remember fried chicken.
00:21:05I don't remember gumbo.
00:21:09Hi, Sheila.
00:21:11Mom, look who's here.
00:21:13Hi.
00:21:14Hi, Mrs. Wright.
00:21:17This is my dad.
00:21:18So, you're the father of the famous pastor.
00:21:21Probably.
00:21:22Nice to meet you.
00:21:23You must be Mrs. Wright.
00:21:26Nice to meet you, too.
00:21:28Joseph's told me so much about you.
00:21:30Well, you know, from the looks of things, I'm not losing a son.
00:21:33I'm inheriting a beautiful family.
00:21:35I'm so kind.
00:21:36Joseph, you didn't tell me your father was so charming.
00:21:39Wait a minute.
00:21:41What's that right here calling my name?
00:21:43What, Dad?
00:21:43Oh, it's a sweet smell of gumbo.
00:21:47Well, I hope you're hungry, Mr. Jones.
00:21:49I am.
00:21:50All right.
00:21:51Shall we eat?
00:21:52All right.
00:21:53Let's get some water.
00:21:59I am stuffed.
00:22:01My compliments to the chef.
00:22:03Thank you, Mr. Jones.
00:22:04I must admit, it was delicious, Sheila.
00:22:07It was just a little something I whipped up.
00:22:09Well, at least I know my son will be well fed.
00:22:11That's for sure.
00:22:12That's for sure.
00:22:14So, Elroy, how did you get blessed with such a wonderful son?
00:22:18Well, quietness is kept.
00:22:20It was all his mama.
00:22:23No, but seriously, no.
00:22:24We knew Joseph was going to do good, solid work for God, even when he was just a kid.
00:22:29Oh, really?
00:22:30Oh, yeah.
00:22:30Yeah, Joseph would dress up in his Sunday best, and he's standing in front of the mirror just
00:22:35preaching to God all by himself.
00:22:37Well, Dad, Bud was always there.
00:22:40Bud, you never told me you had a brother.
00:22:43Oh, no, no.
00:22:44Bud was my stuffed bear.
00:22:47He was a captive audience, I gotta tell you.
00:22:50We had to literally pry that thing out of his hand before he left for college.
00:22:55He had a couple of those things hanging around.
00:22:58Wait a minute.
00:22:59And now that I think about it, it might have been his sister's.
00:23:02Aw.
00:23:03Now that I think about it.
00:23:05Aw.
00:23:11Well, it definitely paid off, right, honey?
00:23:13Mm-mm.
00:23:17Absolutely paid off.
00:23:19Absolutely.
00:23:20Absolutely.
00:23:21Chapter closed on that love affair.
00:23:23So he just going to marry that girl after she walked out on him?
00:23:26He a man of God.
00:23:28Well, I ain't wishing bad on nobody, but guess what?
00:23:33That girl is so fake.
00:23:35It ain't going to last.
00:23:36And her trifling best friend.
00:23:40You mean Cassandra?
00:23:42That hussy.
00:23:44Oh, Lord, please forgive me for my transgressions and my bad language.
00:23:50Girl, the Lord stopped listening to you years ago, okay?
00:24:00Okay, so tell me how it's going to end.
00:24:03Well, word around the campfire is that I, pastor, God bless his tender heart, was just trying
00:24:11to do the right thing.
00:24:13Sure, I've changed.
00:24:15Is there anything else about you I need to know?
00:24:19No, this is it.
00:24:20Nothing else.
00:24:22Well, you sure have missed out on a lot.
00:24:25Like what?
00:24:26You remember that little nickname you used to call me in the ninth grade?
00:24:31No.
00:24:32Let me remind you.
00:24:40Look, look, I don't mean to be rude, but if you want to join this church or you want
00:24:46to get closer to God, I can help you.
00:24:48Oh, I want to get closer.
00:24:50No, no, no.
00:24:52Monet, I am concerned about these rampant, persistent rumors that keep floating around
00:24:59this church.
00:24:59Now, I'm not saying it's you and I'm not suggesting it's you, but everyone points towards you.
00:25:07I don't know who put that room out there, pastor.
00:25:10I don't know nothing about that.
00:25:11I mind my own business.
00:25:12I don't mind nobody business in the church.
00:25:14I don't know.
00:25:15Excuse me, pastor.
00:25:15Someone's here to see you.
00:25:19Hi, Cassandra.
00:25:20How are you?
00:25:21Welcome.
00:25:21Oh, Cassandra, this is Monet.
00:25:23Monet, this is Cassandra.
00:25:24Monet is a member of our congregation.
00:25:26Oh, wonderful.
00:25:27Nice to meet you.
00:25:28And Cassandra is actually my fiancé's best friend.
00:25:33This is a welcome surprise.
00:25:35Welcome.
00:25:37If you don't mind, Monet, I think we're done here.
00:25:40Nice to meet you.
00:25:43Nice to meet you.
00:25:52So, I hope the deacon showed you around and you got an opportunity to see
00:25:57some of the services we offer here.
00:26:00Oh, yeah, I did.
00:26:00It's very nice.
00:26:01I didn't expect it to be so big.
00:26:03Yeah, we have a pretty sizable congregation.
00:26:06In fact, our services range from things that we do here in this country and things internationally
00:26:12as well.
00:26:13We have services for women run by our women's ministry in Africa, places like Ghana and Sierra
00:26:21Leone and Nigeria.
00:26:24We have orphanages in Haiti and in Cuba.
00:26:28So, we're doing work and the Lord's work all over the world.
00:26:32Uh, and hopefully, you might be a great candidate for the women's ministry.
00:26:38Mm-hmm.
00:26:40I'll think about it.
00:26:42Certainly do that.
00:26:43Certainly do that.
00:26:44And how's Sheila holding up?
00:26:47She's ecstatic.
00:26:49Yeah, I know she's really excited about this wedding and so am I.
00:26:52I just don't want her to, you know, really freak out, you know?
00:26:56I did have one question.
00:26:58Sure.
00:26:59Since my best friend would be like the first lady, does that make me like the second lady?
00:27:08Well, Cassandra doesn't quite work that way.
00:27:11Um, but, uh, let me pray on that.
00:27:14Yeah.
00:27:14Let me, let me look into it.
00:27:16Let's talk about it.
00:27:16Let's talk about it.
00:27:17I'll see you at the rehearsal.
00:27:19Okay, great.
00:27:20Bye, Pastor.
00:27:21Okay.
00:27:21Thank you very much for coming in.
00:27:29Why, thank you.
00:27:30No need to go out of your way, but thank you very much.
00:27:34I appreciate it.
00:27:36Okay, God bless you.
00:27:41So, is this really necessary?
00:27:43Look, honey, you got to keep a man off balance.
00:27:45And the way you do that is you got to surprise him occasionally.
00:27:48With muffins?
00:27:50Not just any old regular muffins.
00:27:52Homemade muffins.
00:27:53But I didn't even make these.
00:27:56You know that, and I know that.
00:27:58But he doesn't know that.
00:28:01Look, there's no need to provide him with any extra information.
00:28:04See, a man loves a woman that does the domestic thing with ease.
00:28:08You're about to be a wife, honey.
00:28:10Not his girlfriend.
00:28:12Hey.
00:28:14Hey.
00:28:16Hey.
00:28:16What do I owe this wonderful surprise?
00:28:19Hi.
00:28:20How are you?
00:28:22I was in the neighborhood.
00:28:24Yes.
00:28:25Oh, have a seat.
00:28:29Wonderful.
00:28:30I mean, it's been so long.
00:28:32So, I hope I'm not interrupting anything.
00:28:36Oh, no, no, no, no, not at all.
00:28:38I was just going over this Sunday sermon.
00:28:42So, I heard someone's getting married.
00:28:46Oh, yes.
00:28:47I am so blessed.
00:28:48She's such a wonderful woman.
00:28:50Isn't that great?
00:28:52I guess.
00:28:54Oh.
00:28:55Well, I figured on such an important occasion, Joseph,
00:28:58I wouldn't have to hear about your wedding plans
00:29:00through the newspaper.
00:29:03Oh, yeah, it's just so much has been going on,
00:29:06you know, the planning,
00:29:07and I've lost touch with you.
00:29:09I mean, yeah, I'm so sorry about that.
00:29:13And, Joseph, we did date.
00:29:16In elementary school.
00:29:19So, you want him to think that I made these?
00:29:22He can think whatever he wants.
00:29:24You just surprise him with the homemade muffins.
00:29:26Now, go ahead.
00:29:31I love you, Joseph.
00:29:33You don't love me?
00:29:34As a child of God.
00:29:36I know you still love me, Joseph.
00:29:39I love you, too.
00:29:53So, how did it go?
00:29:54A nice surprise?
00:29:55Yeah, it was some surprise.
00:29:57See, it works every time.
00:29:59Can we just go home now, Mom?
00:30:00What about your Saints' first meeting?
00:30:01I'll schedule it for tomorrow.
00:30:03I'm sorry, Mom.
00:30:04Okay, baby.
00:30:04We can go.
00:30:05We can go.
00:31:00Look.
00:31:01I want you to be clear.
00:31:04All this yesteryear memories of you and I, it's inappropriate.
00:31:11And I want it to stop.
00:31:13Okay?
00:31:14I met a woman.
00:31:16I'm in love with her.
00:31:17She and I are evenly yoked and we are soon to be wed.
00:31:23And unfortunately, whatever memories you're holding on to doesn't really fit into my life plans.
00:31:33So, I'm going to ask, in a loving, supporting way, to please stop.
00:31:43Do you understand what I'm asking you?
00:31:47Sure.
00:31:49Oh, great.
00:31:50So then that means that you'll stop?
00:31:54I think so.
00:31:56Oh, great.
00:31:57And you'll never come back here?
00:32:01No.
00:32:03Oh, thank you.
00:32:06I'm sorry.
00:32:07I just freaked out.
00:32:10No problem.
00:32:21What's up, sis?
00:32:22You remember Alizé, don't you?
00:32:23What you got to eat in here?
00:32:24Do I look like Joe's local diner to you?
00:32:26And why are you always coming up here looking for food, boy?
00:32:28Because that's what big sis are for.
00:32:30Read the manual.
00:32:31Oh, my God, I got to pee.
00:32:33Oh, hold on.
00:32:34Let me tweet that.
00:32:34I got to pee.
00:32:39I'm sorry.
00:32:40Can I get your rush for a little?
00:32:44Tarrell.
00:32:50Tarrell.
00:32:56Tarrell, you know I'm about to get married.
00:32:58So?
00:32:58So all that's coming from my apartment is getting tired.
00:33:02And who is that?
00:33:03That's my girl.
00:33:04She's super swagged out too, ain't she?
00:33:06Finish your cereal, and you and Shaniqua be gone.
00:33:10Oh, her name is Alize.
00:33:12Besides, why you acting so brand new?
00:33:15Must be in a bad mood or something.
00:33:16Maybe.
00:33:17But it's not got anything to do with you.
00:33:19Yeah, I bet I know what happened.
00:33:23Pastor got another woman, huh?
00:33:25What?
00:33:26Yeah.
00:33:26And you wouldn't even know it.
00:33:28Because you're so busy running around trying to make wedding plans
00:33:30and kicking your lovable brother, who's been there for you since day one,
00:33:34out of a house at home.
00:33:36Who told you that?
00:33:37Nobody got a dummy.
00:33:38I mean, if I was a pastor, I definitely would have me some chicks stashed away somewhere.
00:33:45If something makes sense.
00:33:45What are you talking about?
00:33:47Look, sis.
00:33:49It's hella swag out here.
00:33:51Like, okay, you may love this dude,
00:33:54but it's all about building a team.
00:33:57Like, you got Team Nikki, Team Weezy, or Team Breezy.
00:34:02Which one you gonna be?
00:34:03Chicks are acting up out here.
00:34:05I'm like turnt up to the max.
00:34:07And they're not even top shelf.
00:34:09Can you believe that?
00:34:10And all this church stuff?
00:34:11Nah.
00:34:12That's Illuminati if you ask me.
00:34:14You feel me?
00:34:15Okay.
00:34:15I'm done.
00:34:16Leave.
00:34:17Leave.
00:34:19At least let me update my Facebook status.
00:34:21Nope.
00:34:21You're done.
00:34:22You know you ain't got no toilet paper, right?
00:34:25Thanks.
00:34:27Alright, you ready?
00:34:29Alright.
00:34:37Thank you for coming, Pastor.
00:34:42So, you wanted to see me?
00:34:44Yeah, I thought we would have a conversation outside of the church.
00:34:48Man to man.
00:34:49Oh, sure.
00:34:51What's on your mind?
00:34:52It's about this week's sermon.
00:34:56What about it?
00:34:56Well, usually we get to, you know, hear your sermon on Tuesday.
00:35:00That way we can take it home and make notes and bring it back on Wednesday.
00:35:03But it's already Wednesday and we haven't heard anything.
00:35:06So, we're just a little concerned about this week's, you know, sermon, Pastor.
00:35:12I understand.
00:35:16There are a lot of things, Deacon, that a pastor must grapple with almost every day
00:35:23when tending to his flock, both spiritually and emotionally.
00:35:30I know that my attention has been somewhat distracted as of late.
00:35:35I know you are.
00:35:37I know you're just a man like the rest of us passed away.
00:35:39You know, I...
00:35:40And sometimes, Deacon, those divine inspirations are occasionally interrupted by worldly things.
00:35:48Like your pending nuptials?
00:35:50My upcoming marriage, Deacon, is a personal and private matter.
00:35:55And not one that I want to really discuss here.
00:36:00And it has nothing to do with why the sermon is not ready.
00:36:05I must admit, I'm experiencing a bit of a blockage.
00:36:10But I'm working through it.
00:36:14I see.
00:36:16So, please make the other deacons aware that I will have the sermon ready soon.
00:36:24Well, let me know if I can help out in any way, Pastor.
00:36:27I'm looking forward to seeing the sermon.
00:36:29I know of the inspiration.
00:36:47I respectfully disagree, gentlemen.
00:36:50I think the bulk of the budget should go towards the gymnasium, which over the years has been turned into
00:36:57a utility room.
00:36:58In fact, it's gone from everything over the years from a makeshift gift-wrapping station to a barnyard.
00:37:06That's why I think we should invest in an addition.
00:37:09More space equal more people.
00:37:11More people equal more tides.
00:37:14I understand your logic, Deacon.
00:37:17But I think sometimes community effort trumps the bottom line.
00:37:24We have to first consider the needs of our congregation.
00:37:28If that's all, gentlemen, I'd like to adjourn this meeting.
00:37:32Just one more note.
00:37:34My personal life, my fiancee, those issues should not be a topic of discussion here in the church.
00:37:44I hope you all will respect that.
00:37:48Girl, I just love your store.
00:37:51But anyway, I can't believe she said that.
00:37:54Yeah.
00:37:55She said it with her stupid face, looking nice and dumb.
00:38:00What did the pastor say?
00:38:02Nothing. He was too busy trying to keep us from cutting each other.
00:38:06She is a mess.
00:38:08She sure is one hot mess.
00:38:10So what are you going to do?
00:38:14I don't know.
00:38:16I still love him.
00:38:19Sucks to be you.
00:38:21Tell me about it.
00:38:23Well, anyway, I'm going to go to a club or something tonight.
00:38:26I heard this is a new place and it'd be jumping.
00:38:30No, thanks. I think I'll pass.
00:38:34With my luck, I'd probably see Barbara.
00:38:36Maybe even Denise up there shaking their tail.
00:38:39Well, just like you, I don't have...
00:38:44Don't what?
00:38:46Don't make me say it. It's kind of mean.
00:38:48Why not? I've heard worse. Most of it earlier today.
00:38:54Well, just like you, I don't have a man either.
00:38:57I get it. I'm not used to this.
00:39:01Well, it's only been a couple of days.
00:39:04Actually, it's been two weeks and four days.
00:39:07You need a hobby, okay?
00:39:10But anyway, the invitation still stands if you want to go.
00:39:13In the meantime, I'm going to go home and put on my frequent dress.
00:39:15Oh, not that when you were to church?
00:39:18I told you it was laundry day, okay?
00:39:20I didn't have anything clean. I even went commando.
00:39:22Oh my God, you are nasty.
00:39:24I'm in the Lord's house.
00:39:26He says come as you please.
00:39:28Later.
00:39:28All right, girl.
00:39:29Thanks for coming, bye.
00:39:30You know, one day you're going to catch something that you can't get rid of.
00:39:33Hear no evil, see no evil.
00:39:35I hope you're being safe.
00:39:3624-7.
00:39:37Okay, yeah, all right.
00:39:39Yo, big sis.
00:39:41I'm going to borrow $50.
00:39:42Oh my gosh, you've lost your mind.
00:39:44Have you already forgotten about the wedding I just paid for?
00:39:47Oh yeah, the one that you didn't even attend.
00:39:49So, did you get a refund for that?
00:39:50Oh my gosh, how much longer are you going to be here bothering me?
00:39:53Well, it depends. How fast can you give me $50?
00:39:56Whatever to get you, just go behind the counter, grab my purse.
00:40:00Oh wait, actually no, I'll get it.
00:40:01What, you don't trust me?
00:40:02It's hard to trust someone with a record.
00:40:04It was for jaywalking.
00:40:06You make it sound like I'm some sort of criminal.
00:40:08They handcuffed you for jaywalking.
00:40:10Yeah.
00:40:12Exactly.
00:40:12What? That's like me saying that you're bad in bed because you can't keep a man.
00:40:17Right?
00:40:19You know, Terrell, sometimes you can be a real jerk.
00:40:23Sis, you know I'm just playing.
00:40:24Why are you not?
00:40:25So what's up with the $50?
00:40:26Will you just please go?
00:40:28Alright, I'll go.
00:40:29But I'm not leaving until I get the $50.
00:40:31Oh my gosh.
00:40:33I'll see you at mom's. I can't take you right now.
00:40:35Yeah.
00:40:39Girl, this wedding ain't going to be nothing to drink.
00:40:42Oh, you're just jealous because the pastor ain't marrying you.
00:40:46Okay, fine.
00:40:54Okay, quit playing. Tell me everything.
00:40:57Okay.
00:40:57I heard all the noises about Sister Sheila ain't too secure about the pastor's past.
00:41:03The pastor's past? Girl, that man's a saint.
00:41:07He may be.
00:41:08But he's still got a past girl.
00:41:09And it has a lot to do with a hussy named Barbara.
00:41:14Barbara?
00:41:15You remember Barbara?
00:41:16The way she come poking her head around here a couple months ago?
00:41:19No, I remember.
00:41:21You must be talking about Jasmine.
00:41:23Now that's the one who tried to scheme her way into his pure heart.
00:41:28What?
00:41:28Gotcha.
00:41:29Because we got some angry calls from...
00:41:31What? What's the problem?
00:41:33Word around the campfire is,
00:41:35and forgive me, Lord, please, I praise your holy name.
00:41:39That's good.
00:41:39I never trusted that girl.
00:41:42Told you she tried to holler at me after Bible study last week.
00:41:44In the Lord's house of all places.
00:41:46This just ain't right, Kel.
00:41:48It's right.
00:41:49This ain't feeling right.
00:41:51This ain't feeling right.
00:41:51You all right?
00:41:52Uh-uh.
00:42:04Oh my Lord.
00:42:06Did you hear that?
00:42:07Every word.
00:42:08I'm getting palpitations.
00:42:10We need a conference.
00:42:12Right now, Kel.
00:42:13Right now.
00:42:13All right.
00:42:16This, it's really none of our business.
00:42:19I respectfully disagree.
00:42:20The pastor represents the church.
00:42:22We are the church.
00:42:23One body in Christ.
00:42:24No, no, no, look.
00:42:25I get all of that.
00:42:26That's fine.
00:42:26The pastor just ain't any man, Kel.
00:42:28He's our leader.
00:42:29And whatever we know that he doesn't,
00:42:31can't be good.
00:42:35Good.
00:42:35So you're with me on this?
00:42:37On what?
00:42:37You're gonna go tell him?
00:42:39Right now.
00:42:39Now?
00:42:40Right now.
00:42:41He's in the office.
00:42:42Speak truth to power.
00:42:44This is like gossip to power.
00:42:46We can't.
00:42:48Oh, man.
00:42:53Come in.
00:42:54Got a minute, Pastor?
00:42:56Sure.
00:42:56Come on in.
00:43:07Well, Pastor, we don't wanna get in your business at all.
00:43:11What?
00:43:14My business?
00:43:16Well, see, it's not exactly your business.
00:43:20It's kind of your business, but there's some church in it, so it's kind of some church business, too.
00:43:25There's some church in it.
00:43:27Okay, it's about the wedding.
00:43:28What about the wedding?
00:43:34Well, people just been talking about some things, Pastor, that I think you wanna take a look into.
00:43:40Talking?
00:43:42The bake sale.
00:43:43You know, because it's really, it's complicated.
00:43:46So we really were thinking that you come in and-
00:43:48Actually, Pastor, what he's trying to say is, some folks been talking about the pending nuptials.
00:43:57The upcoming-
00:43:59You know how women have a tendency to hold things in.
00:44:04They do that.
00:44:04And then they put it out.
00:44:05Yeah.
00:44:07In what?
00:44:10Like, I don't know.
00:44:12Like, what, Kel?
00:44:15It's-
00:44:16You know, the large cakes?
00:44:18You know, it's really about the-
00:44:19It's a frosting debate.
00:44:20You know, some on vanilla, some on chocolate.
00:44:22Enough with the cakes.
00:44:26Now, what are you here really to ask?
00:44:28Okay.
00:44:29Okay, Pastor.
00:44:31Just maybe, and I'm just saying maybe, Sheila is a little worried about your past romantic youthful experiences.
00:44:41What about my early romantic experiences?
00:44:45The women were talking about it in the break room, gossiping, Pastor, about it.
00:44:50We were walking past.
00:44:51Yes.
00:44:51You know, we went in the break room.
00:44:53And we was going, we was reading the word.
00:44:56And as we were reading-
00:44:57First John.
00:44:57We heard them.
00:44:58Yes.
00:44:59Talking about you.
00:45:00And it took us away from the word.
00:45:01We heard your name.
00:45:01We heard your name.
00:45:02My ears perked up.
00:45:03We were like, uh-uh.
00:45:03You talking about our pastor.
00:45:05We got your back.
00:45:06Yours.
00:45:06Yes.
00:45:06So, we thought that we'd come and-
00:45:09Is that it?
00:45:11I mean, are you done?
00:45:13How about we get back to work, gentlemen?
00:45:16We have a church to run?
00:45:37May I help you?
00:45:38Yes.
00:45:38I'm here for the wedding.
00:45:40It's not for four hours.
00:45:41Oh, no problem.
00:45:42I'll wait.
00:45:46Lord help us.
00:46:02Dear God.
00:46:04What is it, Deacon?
00:46:06The devil has come to roost.
00:46:10What do you mean?
00:46:12Jasmine is in the sanctuary.
00:46:16In the city.
00:46:18What is she doing here?
00:46:20I thought you invited her.
00:46:22No.
00:46:23That would be ridiculous.
00:46:24Why would I invite Jasmine to my wedding?
00:46:27I-I-I actually, I mentioned it to her,
00:46:28and I told her it was today, but I didn't-
00:46:33Okay.
00:46:34Keep an eye on her.
00:46:36Let's just hope Sheila doesn't notice.
00:46:38Doesn't notice?
00:46:40Jasmine's wearing a hat the size of the sanctuary.
00:46:51Everybody knows today's the most important day in a man's life.
00:46:55The good news is, you've done this before.
00:46:58Well, it's one of the few things in life, no matter how many times you go through it, it never
00:47:03helps.
00:47:06Pastor, is your tie straight?
00:47:08Yeah, my tie is fine.
00:47:09Cause your bride is gone.
00:47:13Okay.
00:47:34It was the same as a person that was flat.
00:47:35I'm not sure.
00:47:35I can't.
00:47:35I'm not sure if I can stop it.
00:47:36If I can stop it.
00:47:38Now I'm not sure if I can do that.
00:48:28I need to know.
00:48:32You need to know.
00:48:35Shouldn't I be the one asking questions?
00:48:36How dare you have the audacity to talk to me like that after the stunt you just pulled?
00:48:43When I just pulled.
00:48:47You left me at the altar.
00:48:49Serves you right.
00:48:54What are you talking about?
00:48:56You're a pastor.
00:48:57You should be completely familiar with the concept of reaping what you sow.
00:49:03This is just crazy.
00:49:05Really?
00:49:07You're just going to give up?
00:49:14Fight, Joseph.
00:49:16Fight for me.
00:49:18This is so sad.
00:49:21You don't even get it.
00:49:24I don't understand.
00:49:27Exactly my point.
00:49:31Honestly, and I know this ain't right, and Lord, please forgive me who I'm about to say.
00:49:38You know, Sid, if you have to do all of that praying before you say something, nine out of ten
00:49:43times you shouldn't be saying it.
00:49:45But you are living every man's dream.
00:49:49Right.
00:49:51I'm not sure what you're talking about.
00:49:53Come on, pastor.
00:49:54Look, you've got not one, but two beautiful women.
00:49:58And they're all over you.
00:50:00Come on, you can't ask for luck like that.
00:50:02That is an unsaved man's dream.
00:50:07A dream is a dream.
00:50:09Brothers got a dream.
00:50:12Maybe you should have sit down with both of them.
00:50:15Whoa, whoa.
00:50:15Sit down with both of them.
00:50:17No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:50:18The last thing you want to do, you're asking for trouble with that.
00:50:20Because, look, that's like putting Rihanna in between Drake and Chris Brown.
00:50:25Somebody's going to get hit with a bottle.
00:50:27I don't want it to be you.
00:50:28Pastor, pastor, I would stay away from bottle.
00:50:32And Jasmine.
00:50:34You know, gentlemen, I appreciate you all's concern.
00:50:39But this is a private matter.
00:50:43And I'd much prefer to go at it alone.
00:50:48Hey, guess who?
00:50:53That's all you.
00:51:00Come in.
00:51:02I hope I'm not interrupting anything.
00:51:05So, I wanted to come by here and apologize to you for all the chaos that I caused here the
00:51:10other day.
00:51:12Actually, Jasmine, thank you.
00:51:14I appreciate that.
00:51:15I mean, your presence here unexpectedly caused some confusion.
00:51:22Okay, well, anyways, I'm extremely excited for you and your marriage.
00:51:27And I wish you the best of luck.
00:51:30And no matter what, I love you.
00:51:38So, I was kind of wondering if I could join the church.
00:51:45No, no, no.
00:51:47Actually, I don't think that would be a good idea.
00:51:51You don't love me, Joseph?
00:51:54Look, Jasmine, even though our church is very welcoming of new members and we accept people from all over with
00:52:02open arms,
00:52:03I believe that your presence here within the church would be a conflict of interest of sorts.
00:52:13And there are a lot of other churches I actually could refer you to.
00:52:17In fact, I'll make some calls for you early tomorrow.
00:52:27See, that's what I was talking about.
00:52:30The Illuminati.
00:52:32These pastors are getting out of control.
00:52:34They figure just because they spit the word on Sunday that they're untouchable.
00:52:38But that's fine.
00:52:39Because tonight, we're going to see just how untouchable Pastor Joseph Jones really is.
00:52:43Please.
00:53:13What about all this drama going on in the church?
00:53:17All right, brother, please.
00:53:18We're here to talk about the renovation, all right?
00:53:20But, you know, I will admit there's a lot of tension out there between us.
00:53:25It looks like Pastor Jones has found himself a true anointing.
00:53:29So, look, what is he going to do about it?
00:53:31Nothing.
00:53:32I guess he's going to do what he's been doing.
00:53:34Pray about it and just let it blow over.
00:53:36I disagree with that.
00:53:38He's going to have to choose.
00:53:40And the other one's going to lead the church.
00:53:41I guarantee that.
00:53:44How do you guarantee that?
00:53:45Because there is no woman in this world who can stand by looking at something they can't have.
00:53:52He's got a point there.
00:53:53As much as I would hate to agree with him, true.
00:53:56Oh, yeah, they got egos and pride, too, bro.
00:53:59Well, look, either way, Pastor Jones just has to make his mind up quick.
00:54:03We can't afford to have too many incidents like we already had.
00:54:06But, you know, I think he'll cross that bridge when he gets there.
00:54:08All right, guys, let's get back to business.
00:54:10We got to think about the congregation.
00:54:12All right, so how are we looking with the renovation, guys?
00:54:16Okay.
00:54:16Getting down to business, we have a strong list.
00:54:19There's one that I like more than the others.
00:54:21It's a little bit more than what we said, but it's worth it in quality.
00:54:24What about the other candidates is not as costly?
00:54:28Listen, listen.
00:54:28What's more important is that it get done within the five to six month time period.
00:54:33Exactly.
00:54:34And they can guarantee that.
00:54:35Now, you think these guys are the liver?
00:54:37On time and great work?
00:54:39I've gone to three sites that they've done already, and they have not yet missed a deadline.
00:54:44Can't argue with that.
00:54:45That sounds good to me.
00:54:46What do you guys think?
00:54:49Honey, here's my daughter.
00:54:51Any problem that's yours is my problem as well.
00:54:58Yo, you want me to get it?
00:55:01Look, man, this is crazy.
00:55:03How long you plan on being a zombie?
00:55:04Terrell.
00:55:05No, what you need is a drink.
00:55:08If you want, I can hook her up.
00:55:10See, Ma, I tried warning her that these pastors are nothing but trouble.
00:55:13Look at Eddie Long.
00:55:14Jim Baker and Reverend Brown.
00:55:16Oh, Reverend Brown.
00:55:18Sexual chocolate.
00:55:20Sexual chocolate.
00:55:21Woo!
00:55:22Big sis, all I'm saying is, you drop the word, and I'm going to drop that pastor.
00:55:27Real talk.
00:55:28Oh, that's Terrell.
00:55:29No, Ma, I'm serious.
00:55:30You can't talk about the man-a-guard like that.
00:55:32Yeah, whatever.
00:55:33Um, what you talking about Reverend Brown's sexual chocolate for?
00:55:38His sexual chocolate.
00:55:40Mmm, mmm, mmm.
00:55:47Thank God for the Sports Center.
00:55:49It's the only way I can catch up in the games.
00:55:51I think you're thanking God for the wrong thing.
00:55:55You want me to like something else?
00:55:59Again, I think you focused on the wrong thing.
00:56:04Okay, Dad.
00:56:05I'm getting the feeling you want to talk to me about something.
00:56:10I will if you want to.
00:56:14Okay, if only that it was that easy.
00:56:18Son, you got stood up at the altar.
00:56:20It may have been wrong, but I don't see any fight in you to find out what went wrong.
00:56:25You're starting to sound like Sheila.
00:56:27Oh, she feels the same way?
00:56:29I guess.
00:56:31So what are you doing about it?
00:56:36I called.
00:56:38That's it?
00:56:41What else am I supposed to do?
00:56:42More!
00:56:44Well, she won't answer.
00:56:48Well, did she tell you why she left?
00:56:51I mean, not directly.
00:56:57Based on her actions, I'm assuming it has something to do with previous relationships that I've had years before.
00:57:05You assume.
00:57:06You know what they say about people who assume, right?
00:57:09Well, they've never met or been in a relationship with Sheila, I can tell you that.
00:57:14Why was she there, son?
00:57:16Who?
00:57:17That girl.
00:57:18Did you invite her?
00:57:20No.
00:57:21I told her that I was getting married, and the date, and the time, and the location, and I assume
00:57:29she just decided to show up.
00:57:32She's an old high school girlfriend.
00:57:38Joseph, she's a woman.
00:57:42She loves you.
00:57:45You might as well.
00:57:46You did that and more.
00:57:47Because she still loves you.
00:57:50See, now you're talking crazy.
00:57:53Oh, oh, I'm talking crazy.
00:57:54When was the last time you saw this girl?
00:57:58A few hours ago.
00:58:01And Sheila?
00:58:02A week ago.
00:58:05Uh-huh.
00:58:06And what was the conversation about with that girl?
00:58:11She went on and on about how she believes or feels that I could still have feelings for her.
00:58:18Come on, come on.
00:58:20Just stuff.
00:58:21What the fuck is this, Paolo?
00:58:22Mm-hmm.
00:58:23And your conversation with Sheila?
00:58:25Delusion.
00:58:28So do you have a plan?
00:58:56Hi, um, is Sheila around?
00:58:59She's in the back, but she doesn't want to talk to anyone right now.
00:59:05Okay.
00:59:06Can you tell her, uh, Joseph, to stop by?
00:59:08Sure.
00:59:10Okay.
00:59:11Okay.
00:59:34Hey, come on.
00:59:35You got this.
00:59:35You got it.
00:59:36Come on, man.
00:59:36I'm so tired.
00:59:37Come on, come on.
00:59:39All right, I'm done.
00:59:40I can't do any more.
00:59:41What is up?
00:59:43I don't know.
00:59:45I'm just day to breast these days.
00:59:46The only thing that makes me happy are carbs.
00:59:48Especially the sweet ones.
00:59:50Hmm.
00:59:50I can see that.
00:59:51Thanks.
00:59:52I'm just kidding.
00:59:53Girl with this booty, I can't even complain.
00:59:56I know the fellas don't complain.
00:59:58Oh, by the way, how was the club last night?
01:00:00It was the best.
01:00:01I told you to come, but you and Miss Goody Two-Shoes and everything.
01:00:05To be honest, clubs really aren't my thing.
01:00:07And what is?
01:00:09Bible study, maybe.
01:00:10Speaking of Bible study, have you seen your pastor?
01:00:13No.
01:00:15Sad thing is, I really miss it, too.
01:00:17You know, when it comes to scripture, you can tell that he's anointed.
01:00:21So I've heard.
01:00:22No, really.
01:00:22I mean, with him, it's not just a tool.
01:00:25It's a mission.
01:00:26And he's right.
01:00:29You know, I ain't sanctified or nothing, so I might not be qualified to speak on this,
01:00:34but maybe you two are just evenly out.
01:00:36Meant to be together.
01:00:38You know, Sheila, maybe you jumped a gun on this one.
01:00:46I'm ready to do some more.
01:00:47You spot me?
01:00:48Let's do ten, all right?
01:00:49I'm going to do five more.
01:00:51All right, then, let's go.
01:00:52Nine.
01:00:55Eight thousand dollars.
01:00:56You know, I can't quite put my finger on it, but I think we're on to something.
01:01:01Looks like the renovation project is back on track.
01:01:04And not a minute too soon.
01:01:06You know, last night I was in the walking freezer and the fans stopped working.
01:01:10So what did you do?
01:01:12What any good Christian man would do.
01:01:14I prayed about it.
01:01:36Pastor, do you have a guest?
01:01:40Oh, hi, Cassandra.
01:01:42Welcome.
01:01:43Have a seat.
01:01:44We are really looking forward to that sermon this weekend.
01:01:48I'll have it ready soon.
01:01:51Oh.
01:01:52All right.
01:02:03How is Sheila holding up?
01:02:06Not good.
01:02:07She's really upset with you.
01:02:12I'm still confused.
01:02:13I don't know why.
01:02:18Why did you tell that girl that you love her, Pastor?
01:02:22I didn't say it that way.
01:02:24I said it in a filial way.
01:02:28I love her as a member of God's creation.
01:02:32And what about now?
01:02:34How do you feel now?
01:02:37The same.
01:02:39I'm a Christian.
01:02:40I love her as most Christians would.
01:02:44And how would you describe your love for Sheila?
01:02:48Oh, Sheila, I love in a different way.
01:02:51I love Sheila as a wife, as a partner.
01:02:56I love her truly as someone that I'm evenly yoked with.
01:03:03Well, you know you're going to have to leave all these ex-girlfriends alone.
01:03:08There are no ex-girlfriends to leave alone.
01:03:11There's nothing between me and these women.
01:03:14A couple are now a member of this congregation.
01:03:17So get a restraining order.
01:03:19But they're part of the church.
01:03:22And they haven't done anything to harm me.
01:03:26They've hurt Sheila.
01:03:31Something...
01:03:32Something deep inside of me tells me that
01:03:34Sheila needs to come to grasp with
01:03:38what my ministry is all about.
01:03:41My trustworthiness is not in question here.
01:03:44My church is not in question.
01:03:45Nor is my character.
01:03:48I love her deeply.
01:03:51I know that.
01:03:53And she needs to know that.
01:03:59It was good seeing you, Pastor.
01:04:17Girl, my tender heart can't take much more.
01:04:21The drama in this church just wearing on me.
01:04:24Girl, I heard that ratchet woman left our poor pastor at the altar.
01:04:29Left him devastated.
01:04:30Girl couldn't speak for days.
01:04:31Oh, Lord.
01:04:33Ooh, girl.
01:04:34That man need a loving, caring, understanding woman.
01:04:40Like me.
01:04:41N-O.
01:04:42You forgot?
01:04:44He might as well throw himself in the hell's fire.
01:04:47Whatever.
01:04:48This little light of mine.
01:04:50I'm gonna let it shine.
01:04:51Let me show his hand.
01:04:52This little light of mine.
01:04:53Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:04:54I'm gonna let it shine.
01:04:55Hey!
01:04:56Cross America, starting at...
01:05:03I got it.
01:05:14Hey, um...
01:05:14Man, what the hell is your problem?
01:05:16Can't you say to myself to love you?
01:05:18Huh?
01:05:18I know how much he loves me, Terrell.
01:05:20That's why I'm here.
01:05:21Terrell, who's at the...
01:05:22Get your hands off of him!
01:05:24Come inside before the neighbors call the police.
01:05:26What are you thinking?
01:05:27I'm sorry to be here behind you.
01:05:32I came to declare my love for a woman that I let down tremendously.
01:05:37I'm apologizing.
01:05:45Oh.
01:05:47What'd you think about that?
01:05:52That's not good enough.
01:05:54You heard it, lady.
01:05:56How about if we try this again?
01:05:59I think that's what she's asking for.
01:06:04No.
01:06:05I don't mean this.
01:06:08I mean, let's give this another try.
01:06:11But how do I know you're actually done with all those other women?
01:06:17There was never any other woman.
01:06:22You're the woman for me.
01:06:25I've always known that.
01:06:29Terrell, what do you think?
01:06:35I got your back.
01:06:37Guess it won't hurt her to try again.
01:06:40Well, it's gonna hurt you.
01:06:41You hurt my sister again.
01:06:44Terrell.
01:06:47I'm not here because of you or anyone else.
01:06:56This woman has my heart.
01:06:59And I can't live another day without her.
01:07:02And I can't live without you.
01:07:05I love you.
01:07:08I love you too.
01:07:13Terrell.
01:07:15Thank you, young man.
01:07:18And I admire you standing out for your sister.
01:07:24Well, now that I have Terrell's approval,
01:07:29I hope your mother's just as agreeable.
01:07:33You don't have to worry about mom.
01:07:35She loves you.
01:07:38Well, we have to pay for the wedding all over again.
01:07:41Yeah, but this time, let's have it in the backyard.
01:07:49I love you, honey.
01:07:51I love you too.
01:08:15I love you too.
01:08:36I love you too.
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