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00:09This is my kingdom of Atherland, home to everything I love, and my beloved.
00:15Sylvie, take me to Kevin.
00:31Heading somewhere?
00:32Skyreach. Your father's wedding gift doesn't govern itself. A lord must show his face, does he not?
00:38Long trek, though. Two weeks on a horse. If I had a dragon, I'd be back in your arms before
00:44you even missed me.
00:45Then take her. The dragon heart pendant. She won't listen without it.
00:50My love, this is the only frost dragon left in the world, and you're just handing me the reins?
00:55My father gave her to me, Kev. What's mine is yours. Always.
01:10Kevin, look at you commanding a frost dragon. You are incredible.
01:18It's the only thing that commands the dragon's submission. If you like it, keep it.
01:26Something this priceless. Is it truly meant for me?
01:30I gave you my soul, Lil. A dragon is nothing.
01:39At long last.
01:50Kevin was just a cavalryman, and you made him a lord. You know, I still think Kevin doesn't deserve you.
01:58So this is the dragon veil? You actually have access to the lord's private sanctuary?
02:05Don't tell me that there's a real dragon in there.
02:08Honey, I don't just have access. I own it.
02:14Kevin handed me the frost dragon this morning.
02:17He's obsessed with you. You're really going to be the lord's lady.
02:21Wait. Can anyone just touch a dragon?
02:25Of course not. Only the master gets to-
02:28Lillian! Look!
02:31Hey, back away from my-
02:36Arya?
02:36Watch your tone. You're speaking to the prince-
02:39Don't. Dad said no titles until the coronation. She's just an old classmate from the Royal Academy. It's fine.
02:46Alright.
02:48So, Arya. Not a whisper from you since graduation. Failed to climb your way into some lord's bed?
02:55Lillian. It's been a long time.
02:58Wait, that's her? A commoner who got into the Royal Academy? Lillian said she spends money like nothing.
03:04Lil said she had some secret benefactor paying her way. Probably some disgusting old merchant.
03:11Hey! Watch your mouth!
03:14You should be careful. This is the lord's private dragon valley.
03:18How did you even get in?
03:20If it's private, then how did you even get in?
03:24Duh. Lillian's marrying Lord Kevin. She's the future lady of the Domain.
03:29She doesn't need a pass. She owns the place.
03:32You? And Kevin?
03:34That's right. Kevin and I are getting married soon.
03:38He wouldn't. Not Kevin.
03:41Grand words. You got proofs?
03:43Proofs?
03:47It summons a frost dragon, and it obeys only its master.
03:52A gift from my fiancé, Lord Kevin.
03:57Only royalty and the highest nobility possess dragons.
04:01You are among them now, Lill.
04:04And yours is a frost dragon.
04:07The rarest of them all.
04:09It literally makes diamonds look like cheap glass.
04:12It was made for her.
04:15No, he wouldn't just give that away.
04:17How can you be sure yours is real?
04:19There are plenty of counterfeit royal jewels out there.
04:24Counterfeit?
04:25Oh, you poor jealous thing.
04:28Watch and learn.
04:30Sylvie!
04:32Heel!
04:35By the heavens!
04:37She truly commands it!
04:39Well?
04:41Is the pendant real enough for you now?
04:43Sylvie really came.
04:44The pendant is real.
04:49Sylvie really came.
04:50The pendant is real.
04:52Arya, he actually gave her your dragon heart.
04:54It's not just the dragon.
04:56Look around.
04:57One day Lillian will be running all of Sky Rush.
04:59That's right.
05:01Kevin's always been generous with what belongs to me.
05:05And you, you're just a stray.
05:08Now take your pathetic lapdog and get the hell off my land.
05:12You heard her.
05:14Move your peasant ass.
05:16Arya!
05:21And if I decide to stay?
05:23Stay?
05:24Delusional as ever.
05:26I'd hate to have the sentries cast you into the mind.
05:29Still acting like you're the Academy Glory?
05:33Please.
05:34She's not even fit to push Lillian's boots.
05:37I might be persuaded to let linger a while longer, Arya.
05:40If you show proper deference.
05:43Drop to your knees and seek your lady's favor.
05:47Lady.
05:48Funny.
05:49Lillian.
05:50Tell me.
05:50Are you truly unaware that Kevin is already married?
05:55Wait, what?
05:56Lord Kevin?
05:57Lies!
05:58What nonsense are you spouting?
06:01If the Lord truly intended to make you his wife, where is your betrothal seal?
06:05What?
06:06If Kevin truly meant to wed you, he would have exchanged the betrothal seal with you.
06:10So bring it forth.
06:12Let us all admire it.
06:13Lillian.
06:15Where is the seal?
06:16He's, he's busy.
06:18He'll give it to me when he's ready.
06:21Ah, I see what this is.
06:23You're not leaving because you're waiting for him.
06:25Trying to seduce him, you shameless whore!
06:35Well, don't just stand there posing.
06:38Handle this peasant!
06:40Back off.
06:41You have no idea.
06:42Who is she?
06:42You heard Lillian.
06:43She's nothing but a kept woman.
06:45Some old lord's dirty little secret.
06:47Exactly.
06:48How else does a commoner get into the royal academy?
06:51She was probably warming some duke's bed just to get through the gates.
06:57You've been spreading these lies since the academy, Lillian.
07:00Why?
07:01Because I am the true noble.
07:02I was born to be the center of the world.
07:06To be adored by everyone.
07:08Without some blinded old lord to pay your way.
07:12You'd never have set foot in our academy.
07:16Look at those rags.
07:18Did the old fool finally open his eyes?
07:21She can't compare to you, Lillian.
07:23Not in beauty.
07:24Not in blood.
07:25Only a blind man would look twice at her.
07:30I'm done with those academy rivalries.
07:34You will take nothing more from me.
07:36Especially not Kevin.
07:37Why even waste the breath, Lill?
07:39Command your dragon.
07:40Cast them out.
07:41I like that idea.
07:43Sylvia!
07:44Throw these rats out of my valley!
07:59Sylvia!
08:01It's me.
08:02Look at me.
08:04You know who I am.
08:09Sylvia!
08:10What is wrong with you?
08:12I command you, sweep them out!
08:14Now!
08:15Now!
08:28Farewell, Arya.
08:38Back to the crags!
08:42What the hell was that?
08:44Why did you stop the dragon?
08:46My duty, madam, is to ensure the dragons bring no harm to humans.
08:49That is my sacred charge.
08:51Then execute your duty and sweep these rats from my sight.
08:57Did you hear me?
08:59I said sweep them out!
09:02Beg your pardon, ma'am.
09:03But without the Lord's direct order, I cannot act on another's command.
09:06Open your eyes, you idiot!
09:08I am the future Lady of the Skyreach!
09:10I am the future Lady of the Skyreach!
09:11Do you have any idea who I am?
09:12Do you have any idea who I am?
09:13I do, Lady Lillian.
09:14Even the Warden knows her.
09:15How long has this been going on?
09:17Kevin!
09:18Then why are you defying me?
09:20Do you want to lose your post in Skyreach?
09:22I do not have the right.
09:25Useless!
09:26When Kevin gets here, you're done.
09:29I'll find a hound with enough sense to do your job properly.
09:31Kevin is coming?
09:35Yeah, he's coming.
09:37To help me tame my dragon.
09:39What?
09:40Are you scared?
09:41When he arrives, I will have him set you to rights.
09:45And you'll learn what it costs to cross me.
09:48Good.
09:48I'd love to see how he sets me to right.
09:52My lord, are you heading out?
09:54I am.
09:56Lillian's waiting.
09:57I promised her a dragon ride today.
09:59May you have a fair journey with my sister.
10:06Keep that mouth running, Arya.
10:08When Kevin sets foot here, you and your little lapdog will regret every word that came out of your mouths.
10:16No betrothable seal.
10:17No history of this pendant.
10:20Lillian, is this all the proof of your devotion to Kevin?
10:23Why waste words on this peasant?
10:25Let the Warden tell her!
10:27You there!
10:29Tell them who Lord Kevin's future bride is.
10:33Go ahead.
10:34My ladies.
10:35As far as I know, Lord Kevin already has a wife.
10:41What did you say?!
10:43So Lillian, you are Lord Kevin's mistress?
10:46That's impossible.
10:48Wait.
10:48Why is this Warden following Arya's lead?
10:51I see!
10:54Arya?
10:54How many nights did you spend in this Warden's bed to buy his loyalty?
10:58That's not-
10:59Shut up! Get out of my way!
11:05Aria!
11:06You've been trying to outshine me since the Academy!
11:08And now you dare use such shameless tricks to steal my man?!
11:12Not a chance!
11:12Touch her again, and see what happens.
11:16Lord Kevin.
11:21Aria!
11:22Aria!
11:23Aria!
11:24Aria!
11:26Aria!
11:33Aria!
11:44Aria!
11:46Tell Lillian I'll be there once the Realms' affairs are concluded.
11:49Leave it to me, brother-in-law.
11:55Vincent, where's Kevin?
12:00I'm doing a state business. He sent me to check on you. What's the situation?
12:04This traitorous warden and his peasant mistress, they stand here spewing filth against the Lord Kevin and me!
12:12Sir, please, it's not what it...
12:18A valley warden, forgetting who he serves? You're lucky I don't take your head for this.
12:25Since when do you have the authority to flag the Vale Warden? Step back.
12:30Authority? I am a sworn vassal of Skyriche, Lord Kevin's most trusted lieutenant.
12:36Beneath him there is no higher authority than mine.
12:38A petty title and a big whip. Is this how your lord runs Skyride? Who's beer and thugs?
12:42Your insolence knows no boundaries. Who the hell are you?
12:46She is a mere lowborn, Arya. Yet she is desperate to enslay Kevin.
12:51She has even stooped to peddling the absurd lie that he has wed, all to poison our bond.
12:57Arya? That Academy bitch? Always forgetting her place, wasn't she?
13:01Arya? Yeah. Make her bleed for that mouth.
13:08What is the meaning of this?
13:09You've been a thorn in my sister's side long enough. You belong in chains, Arya.
13:14Hanging from the city gates for Crowe.
13:16Back off!
13:17You have no idea whose life you're playing with. Lay a finger on her and I promise you'll regret it.
13:23Oh? Who is she then?
13:25She is the king's only blood. Princess Arya!
13:32She is the king's only blood. Princess Arya!
13:39Princess? Oh god! Did she just say princess?
13:43Peasants never disappoint, do they? To think we'd believe a lie like that.
13:48Sharing a name doesn't make you royalty. Truly the funniest thing I've heard.
13:53Laura is telling the truth. I am Princess Arya.
13:56I see why you hate her, Lil. She spent years trying to outshine you.
14:00And when that wasn't enough, she forged herself a crown.
14:04Is it any wonder? Too bad we aren't those stupid nerds at the Academy.
14:08If you're the Princess Arya, then I'm the damn queen of Atherland.
14:12Watch your mouth. That's the king you're mocking.
14:15Your Majesty.
14:17Perhaps a permanent lesson will help this Lunatork find her sanity.
14:22Impersonating royalty is treason.
14:28Quick on your feet, aren't you?
14:34Let's see if you can dance with the flames.
14:36Black magic? You're breaking every law in the kingdom!
14:40Laws? Out here, my sister and I are the law.
14:46Windshield.
14:49Aria!
14:53Stay back. He's too much for you.
14:56Tricks.
14:58Pretending to be a princess?
15:00I'll make sure you remember the price.
15:03Aria!
15:10how why would the frost dragon protect her is she truly the princess why is the frost dragon
15:17acting as her guardian dragons only serve the blood of atherland will you stay blind to the
15:22truth of her lineage wait is she really the princess god if she is we're dead this is high
15:30treason idiots shut up you have fallen for her lies lillian something's wrong the way sylvie is
15:37guarding her because she's been sneaking her food you all saw it didn't you so that's why the dragon
15:44face her because of the food of course i almost believe aria you thought a stolen title would be
15:52enough to best me did you i have no need to steal what has always been mine
16:00eyes on me sylvie behold your true master
16:06better now kill her sylvie enough lillian you'll regret this
16:14regret never watch against the dragon heart her little tricks are nothing
16:22farewell area sylvie strike
16:30sylvie don't stop
16:42you are
16:46who the hell are you lillian what's going on
16:51kevin finally this lunatic she broke in attacked vincent now she's got silver acting crazy it's worse
16:58than that my lord she's claiming to be princess aria and your wife what has your memory failed you so
17:04that voice
17:09kevin
17:12a clever imitation of her voice perhaps but in such a wretched state
17:18not a chance
17:21my love the real princess is in the capital and she is
17:25not my wife we met a few times nothing more you don't even recognize me every vow you made was
17:31a lie
17:31you never loved me kevin it was always about the crown kevin you blind idiot look at her
17:37she is princess aria
17:40fine does that stir your memory
17:42the ducal crest
17:44the ducal crest you're laura
17:46i am i'm princess de beerus companion
17:48if aria sent her does she suspect something kevin don't listen to her they're both frauds kev darling just throw
17:58them in chains let the iron do the talking you manipulative little trap you seduced her husband while she wasn't
18:04looking
18:06kevin is no one's husband you bitch one more word and i'll tear your tongue out you filthy liar
18:14kevin seriously you're choosing her over area shut up you don't get to say her name
18:21lura knows too much
18:24this veil will be their grave no one walks out
18:28treason trespassing impersonating the crown that is a heavy ledger of crimes for a pair of peasants as lord of
18:35skyrige i sentence you to death
18:40if you dare take my life kevin aria will have your head on a spike
18:45princess is miles away in the capital laura she won't hear you scream
18:49you trespassed is a death sentence
18:52stop kevin look at this
18:55where did you get this
18:56aria and kevin carved it myself
18:59aria
19:00will you marry me
19:02yes
19:02god yes
19:05my betrothal ring how do you have this kevin my god what what are you talking about you and the
19:11princess
19:12lillian look
19:14aria she's my wife in name only
19:17he's actually married that makes lillian a mistress
19:20the lord's dirty little secret that is why she lacks the betrothal seal was in another's hands all along
19:27you told me you were single you lied to me you've been playing me this whole time
19:32i lied about the ring yeah because i was terrified of losing you
19:35because i'm crazy about you
19:37grant me a moment to mend this
19:40i shall sever all ties with her
19:41i will make you my lady and my only love
19:44i swear it
19:46kevin don't you find that ridiculous
19:48everything you have came from aria
19:50the moment she learns the truth you'll lose it all
19:52if aria is behind this killing them only tips my hand better to
19:58what
19:59let's speak of compensation tell her i remain her devoted servant in return you leave with gold
20:06buying our silence
20:07i'm buying peace i retain my station and you two depart with a fortune everyone wins
20:15do you really love her
20:17more than anything
20:21how about the princess
20:23the love of your life
20:24she's a ladder
20:25a title
20:26every smile
20:27every tender word
20:28performance
20:29without the crown
20:30i wouldn't look twice
20:33sick of the bowing
20:34the endless grubbling
20:36waiting for her royal permission just to draw breath
20:38i'm done
20:39lillian gets me
20:40she needs me
20:41she's the one
20:42i want to spend my life with
20:43all in illusion
20:44the vows
20:45the touch
20:46all hollow lies
20:48fine kevin
20:49i'm taking it all back
20:50well
20:50do we have an accord
20:52not a chance
20:53in
20:53agreed
20:55good
20:56name your price
20:57thirty grand
20:58in gold
20:59what
21:01you greedy wretch
21:02don't worry darling
21:04i shall draw it from the estate's treasury
21:07what is hers is mine
21:08and soon
21:09it shall all be yours
21:11fine
21:11but hurry
21:12casterists her aside soon kevin
21:15my patience is not internet
21:17trust me
21:18she's got the crown but cold as stone
21:19once i bled her dry
21:21she's history
21:22poor kevin
21:23i will make you understand that
21:25without me
21:26you are nothing
21:28i want the gold
21:30right now
21:31or you can explain this little rendezvous to the princess
21:34on your knees
21:38ride to the keep
21:39use my seal
21:40and bring back the gold
21:41at once my lord
21:42leave it to me
21:45just wait
21:46you'll get your gold soon
21:47every last coin
21:49without me
21:50you really think you can get a single coin
21:56your highness
21:58kevin's petitions for gold
22:00again
22:01yes princess
22:02the expenses for skyrides are massive
22:05they require the king's personal seal
22:09leave my father out of this
22:10use my purse
22:12all his debts
22:13draw them from my treasury
22:15as you command
22:16i poured everything into you kevin
22:19all i did was fatten a snake
22:21no more
22:22the feast is over
22:25what's taking so long
22:27still waiting lord kevin
22:29were those just empty boasts
22:30quiet
22:32the treasury is full
22:35it just takes time to move a horde that large
22:42there he is
22:43don't worry lillian
22:44everything will be fine
22:45the gold is coming
22:49the head treasury refused me
22:51he won't release a single coin without the royal ret
22:53he's terrified of a royal audit
22:55fool
22:55i'm the lord of this domain
22:57my seal is all he needs
22:59it matters not
23:01your wealth flowed from the princess
23:03he will not touch a copper without her mark
23:07problems kevin
23:08where's the gold
23:12the vaults are delayed
23:13this ring
23:14it is worth a fortune
23:15take it
23:16keep your silence
23:17and our debts are settled
23:18aria's betrothal ring
23:22everything has a price with you
23:24doesn't it
23:28how dare you
23:30betraying the princess and stealing her gold
23:32such a shame kevin
23:34we make no pacts with dead men
23:35you crazy bitches
23:37you lord me
23:40silence them both kevin
23:42no witnesses
23:43no sin
23:49save it vincent
23:51the princess already knows
23:52she knows nothing
24:01she knows everything
24:03because you are looking right at her
24:05because you are looking right at her
24:09by the gods
24:10is she still keeping up this charade
24:12desperate for a lord's favor
24:15wake up
24:16playing princess would not win his heart
24:18she's not even fit to kiss the dirt beneath Lillian's seat
24:22kevin honey
24:23let's just stick to vincent's plan
24:25kill them
24:27kevin
24:27what's wrong
24:28aria
24:30here
24:31why are you in these rags
24:33why not ask your new family kevin
24:34they've been spitting on the princess all day
24:37without even knowing her
24:39no
24:39that's impossible
24:41she's a peasant
24:42she can't be the princess
24:44kevin look again
24:45she is filth
24:46just a
24:46hold your tongue vincent
24:47i know my own wife
24:48it's her
24:48mock the princess
24:50treason against the crown
24:51that's the block
24:52we're doomed
24:53we're truly doomed
24:54and yet
24:54someone had far more to say
24:56if you're the princess
24:58aria
24:58then i'm the damn queen of athaland
25:01so your majesty
25:02shall we send word to the king that you intend to share his throne
25:07i was just joking
25:08i didn't know kevin
25:09please
25:10save me
25:11right
25:12aria
25:12my dearest
25:13this is all a terrible misunderstanding
25:15they did not know who you were in
25:18misunderstanding
25:18which part kevin
25:19when they called me a bitch
25:21a peasant
25:22or that you're defending the monster who unleashed black magic against me
25:25you shared the same halls aria
25:27at the academy
25:28you know her
25:28for the sake of our past
25:30i beg of you
25:31show mercy
25:32i will banish her
25:34i promise
25:35you promise
25:37you promise
25:39aria please
25:40i'm the lord here
25:42lillian
25:42it was a moment of madness
25:44i confess my folly
25:46i beg of you
25:47for the sake of our union
25:50our union
25:51you trample our sacred vows with a harlot
25:53and now you expect my grace
25:55that's my gold
25:57my title
25:58you're a leech kevin
25:59you plot to cast me aside
26:01and you dare ask for mercy
26:02seek it in your dreams
26:04aria
26:04please
26:05silence
26:06look at you both
26:07you deserve one another
26:10a shameless viper
26:11and a grasping parasite
26:13no
26:13aria that's not true
26:15i only love you
26:16get your filthy hands off me
26:17we're done
26:19i'm returning to the capital
26:21and my father
26:22the king
26:22will immediately annul our marriage
26:24no
26:25you cannot sever this union
26:27if you do
26:28the king will strip me of my lands
26:30my title
26:31i'll lose everything
26:33i'll be left to rot in the gutters
26:35you wouldn't
26:36not to me
26:37do you think i care for your fate
26:39look at yourself
26:41you are a fraud kevin
26:43a pathetic fraud
26:44aria
26:45please
26:45i was a fool
26:47guards
26:48i was a blind fool
26:51see
26:51our rings
26:52aria one more shot
26:54that's all i need
26:55i will banish her
26:56i swear
26:57i'll be whoever you command
26:58just do not leave me to the dark
27:00keep your worthless trinkets kevin
27:02my mercy is spent
27:03i am a monster i know
27:05strike me
27:06curse me
27:07just
27:09don't do this
27:10enough
27:11i'm so sick of your act
27:12the annulment is absolute
27:14aria
27:15are you truly leaving me
27:16no room to repent
27:17none
27:18face your reckoning kevin
27:27reckoning
27:28right
27:29so be it
27:32you leave me no retreat princess
27:34that was your fate
27:39kevin what are you doing
27:40you
27:43aria
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