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Aired (June 13, 2026): Mukhang modus operandi ng isang matandang pilay na namamalimos ang paghihingi ng pera at panloloko sa mga taong naaawa sa kanya.

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00:05Hi, thank you.
00:08Isang ba yung stall nyo?
00:09Ay, dun, sa open area na yon.
00:12Tapos, sa may likod, pangalawang stall.
00:15Punta kami pagka lunchtime, ha?
00:17Sige.
00:20Eh, pangkain po sana.
00:37Kahapon pa ho, ako hindi kumakain.
00:39Ha-ha-ha-ha.
00:41Sleng dagal.
00:42Sleng dagal, monok.
00:49Ay, ay, ay, ay.
00:51Pasensyal na po kayo.
00:53Eh, ang totoo ho nyan eh.
00:55Napalayas po kasi ako sa tinutunuyang ko.
00:57Kaya dito na lang po ako sa kali tumitira eh.
01:01Kung pwede lang po sana akong umuwi sa probinsya,
01:04kung may pamasahe ako eh,
01:06wala na po sana problema.
01:07Hindi ko na po sana kayo aabalahin.
01:09Oo.
01:10Saan ho ba ang probinsya nyo?
01:12Eh, sa Mindanao po eh.
01:14Eh, magkano ho bang pamasahe pa uwi ron?
01:17Hindi ko na po alam eh.
01:19Sayang.
01:35Ito.
01:43Ito ho.
01:44Ayan.
01:45Ayan.
01:46Pang-kain at pamasahe niya po.
01:48Maraming salamat po.
01:49Malaking tulong po ito sa mga kagaya ko.
01:52Thank you, thank you.
01:54What's your name?
01:55Budoy, budoy.
01:56Hey, remember, ma'am budoy.
01:59Remember, ma'am budoy.
02:01Ma'am budoy.
02:02Ma'am budoy.
02:03Ingat.
02:05That's right.
02:07Where's the KTV of ma'am Elsa?
02:09At saka, asin na ba si sir?
02:11Ito, I didn't reply.
02:12Yes, kung nga hindi pa nagre-reply.
02:15Ay, salamat.
02:22May pogi rin tayong nakita.
02:24Hoy, ako wala mo to.
02:26Nakakailis ka.
02:28Hindi ka na nasanay sa kagwapuhan ko.
02:31Hindi ikaw.
02:33Saka magaling kasi.
02:34Ah, dinigyan ko lang ng pagkain si ma'am budoy.
02:38Sino yun?
02:38Yung pulubi dito.
02:41Nakakahawa kasi.
02:42Ibatang dala.
02:43Tapos.
02:44Pilay pa.
02:45Oo.
02:46Kanina kakakala nandito?
02:47Ah, hindi naman.
02:48Tara?
02:50Alam mo ba kung saan yung stall ni Tita Elsa?
02:53Hindi nga eh.
02:53Si datay na kasi nakakaalam nga eh.
02:55Pintayin na lang natin si sir.
02:57Okay.
03:00Saan ba yun?
03:01May sinagre-reply eh.
03:03Oh, napangagod ayun.
03:06Oh!
03:09Salamat dito ha.
03:10Dahil dito, may tanggalian na naman ako.
03:12Wala ko yun.
03:14Dalam.
03:15Pasensya ka na sa abala eh.
03:17Pati ko.
03:18Alam mo, makaumila ako sa probisya.
03:20Hindi na problema eh.
03:21Kasi dun, magtanim ka lang.
03:23May kakainin ka na.
03:25Ah, teka lang.
03:27Teka lang ma'am.
03:28Ang budoy ito?
03:29May iwanan natin ako.
03:30Dagdag niya na sa pamasayo.
03:32Dagdag niya na rin po ito.
03:34Ito rin po.
03:37Salamat sa't.
03:37Ayun.
03:38Ayun po.
03:43Maraming salamat sa inyong lahat.
03:45You're welcome po.
03:47Opo.
03:47Walang anuman po.
03:49Ingat po.
03:50Opo.
03:50Opo.
03:50Opo.
03:58Opo.
04:01Opo.
04:02Bakit ikaw di ka nagbigay doon sa matanda?
04:05E bakit pa?
04:06E nakabigay na kayo diba?
04:08At saka, Diyos ko napakamalang ang bilihin ngayon.
04:11Basa unahin ko magtipit kaysa sa
04:12magbigay ng pera sa pulo eh.
04:15Grabe ka ng man up na.
04:16Para kunting tulong lang eh.
04:17Punting tulong?
04:19Paka-kunting budol.
04:21Palagay ko nang bubudol lang yan eh.
04:22Hindi talaga pila yung matandang yan.
04:25It's like, sir, we're going to do it.
04:28I'm going to ask him to treat lunch.
04:30It's time for break time.
04:33They're not going to see.
04:35What's that?
04:36Ah, sir!
04:38No, sir.
04:40We're going to do it.
04:40We're going to do it.
04:41Ah, what's that?
04:46What's that?
04:49Ah, sir?
04:51It's a lot of chips.
04:53I'm going to take my bags.
04:54There's a lot of chips.
04:56It's a lot of chips.
04:58It's a lot of chips.
05:00There's a lot of chips.
05:00You know, there's a coin bank.
05:02You're in a bank.
05:05It's just a bank.
05:07You're in a bank.
05:07You're out of the pool.
05:10Ay, yes, what's that?
05:13It's because of the food park.
05:15Do you know what the food park is?
05:18Oh, it's just a thing.
05:20Why?
05:21It's not just a big dog.
05:22Who's the dog?
05:22I'm a farmer.
05:23You're a farmer?
05:23I'm a farmer.
05:25I'm a farmer.
05:27I'm a farmer.
05:28You know that.
05:30You look Irena Bigot?
05:32You're a farmer.
05:33I mean, I'm a farmer.
05:35I'm a farmer.
05:36I'm a farmer.
05:37Sorry.
05:38If I need you,
05:40you're not a farmer.
05:42Really?
05:43Only a dairy.
05:47Only a dairy.
05:48Ako nga, siranin yung strap, makang kailangan ko ng bago.
05:53Goodol ka rin eh, no?
05:57Pero ito, hindi sa magtrabaho, naloloko.
06:02Hoy, ano ka ba naman? Nakita mo na nga pilay yung matanda.
06:05Paano magtatrabaho?
06:06Oo nga.
06:07Oo nga.
06:07Kung hindi ka rin lang naman tutulong,
06:09wag ka na lang magsalita.
06:13Bumagodoy!
06:14Uy!
06:17Ito, 20.
06:19Pag talaga gwapo, mapagbigay eh.
06:22Uy! Nakakainis to! Teka nga!
06:24Mayroon pa akong 100 dito eh.
06:27Ayun o!
06:28Ito na nga, sa'yo na nga to!
06:31Ay!
06:32Ay!
06:33Ay!
06:34Ay, yung isang daan!
06:35Ay!
06:36Ay!
06:40Wow!
06:41Kipala!
06:42Nakakalakad na ang pilay!
06:45Eh!
06:47Pilay po ba talaga kayo?
06:49Eh, parang binubudol mo kami!
06:51Hindi po!
06:52Pilay yung talaga ako!
06:53Pilay yung!
06:53Pilay talaga ha!
06:54Paano ka naging pilay?
06:55Yung saklay mo na sa kanan, yung pilay mo na sa kaliwa!
06:58Baliktag!
06:58Dapat kung nasan yung pilay, nandun yung saklay!
07:01Ganun po ba yun?
07:03Okay, okay na!
07:04Wala na!
07:05Booking ka na eh!
07:07Ayan!
07:07Butin eh!
07:08Polis!
07:09Para magkaalaman na!
07:10Mamang polis!
07:11Mamang polis!
07:12Mamang polis!
07:13Ay!
07:15Ay!
07:16Ay!
07:16Ay!
07:17Ay!
07:18Ambo doi!
07:19Ambo doi!
07:20Ambo doi!
07:22Ambo doi!
07:44Ambo doi!
07:47Ambo doi!
07:48Ambo doi!赛
08:06doio! Ambo
08:10dalari! Ambo
08:12doi! Ambo
08:16doiSf!
08:18Mortal, I will say ya!
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