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00:00Because we are PODCASMAS!
00:30In the future we will hit you with new less funny and time-wasting things.
00:34Previously we wanted to say thank you to you.
00:37Those who have bought tickets.
00:39We guarantee that your tickets that you have purchased are free.
00:44That's right!
00:45What's 20 thousand for?
00:47Especially for those of you who bought it using a discounted ticket.
00:50Oh, how embarrassing.
00:52What?
00:53Yes, that's right, that's right.
00:55You should have bought the full one.
00:56Yes, I bought it from the start.
00:57But that information is not important.
00:59Yes
00:59There are several segments ahead that we will play as usual on PODCASMAS.
01:02Four segments?
01:03Later, we'll just go straight into the first segment.
01:05What is the name?
01:08Let's sing!
01:09No!
01:10Sing it sir!
01:12Sing it sir!
01:13How are you, Sur?
01:14So, how do you play this?
01:15So sing this sir later Mamed will throw less competent objects to make a song.
01:22But we will make it into a song.
01:24Because on PODCASMAS, for example, if we listen to it, we like to sing along.
01:28Yes, there are singing segments like that.
01:31Yes, it is true.
01:32Even though it's not good.
01:33Yes, it is true.
01:34We even had a single.
01:36Let's just get started, shall we?
01:38Okay.
01:38Not bad, it's a waste of time, you know.
01:40Okay.
01:40Let's go!
01:42So the level of humor doesn't need to be too much.
01:44Yes, yes, yes.
01:45Is not it?
01:46When was PODCASMAS formed?
01:47Oh my.
01:48Don't want to be interviewed.
01:50It doesn't have to be.
01:51It doesn't have to be.
01:52It doesn't have to be.
01:53It doesn't have to be.
01:54It doesn't have to be.
01:54Okay, never mind!
01:55It doesn't have to be.
01:56Stand up, take it, stand up.
01:58Do you want to know my best guitar playing?
02:00What?
02:01Night, night is the body.
02:03Where is the night of a thousand stars?
02:06Omet, the first thing.
02:09Okay.
02:10Wow.
02:11So how is this?
02:12Suckerhead Stunt Sticker.
02:14Okay, that's the title of the song.
02:16Suckerhead Stunt Sticker.
02:17That's the title.
02:19Anyway, there is this.
02:20What's this called?
02:21Little Korea.
02:21No, I mean you sing.
02:23We sing.
02:24Accompanied by your song.
02:26Eh, accompanied by your guitar.
02:27Make the lyrics.
02:27Make the lyrics.
02:28Make a song.
02:28He already intended to.
02:30Little Korea.
02:32So he's already broken.
02:36Oh, the title is just a comedy match.
02:41What's the order of singing?
02:42From Omet, Darto, I'm you.
02:44Okay, okay.
02:45So you made the rap?
02:46Means first-first bridge rap.
02:47There are so many.
02:49I rap a lot.
02:51We just have to choose the genre.
02:54What is this?
02:55Reggae-rege.
02:56Reggae-rege.
02:56Reggae-rege.
02:56Metal twitch is already a versatile gold.
02:57Sis Flur.
02:59It just depends on him.
03:01Don't be too loud, everyone.
03:02Before nikil.
03:03Reggae-rege.
03:04Reggae-rege.
03:05Reggae-rege.
03:05Alright.
03:08Haha.
03:09Haha.
03:11Haha.
03:11Haha.
03:12Today we are together with podcast month.
03:17Yeah.
03:18Aira is the most famous podcast in the universe.
03:23Darto.
03:26Kehini-keh,
03:29Hey.
03:30Ehmang two-two.
03:31I'm sure he wants to continue.
03:33If he continues, he sings alone, do you want to watch?
03:38In the stands.
03:39You're just okay.
03:40Haha.
03:41Podcast month.
03:42That's all.
03:42Mamet hasn't mentioned his punishment yet, he said.
03:46Burned.
03:47Burned.
03:48Beard, beard.
03:49Burned.
03:51Burned.
03:52Burned.
03:52Oh so two of them?
03:53Two is good, two is good?
03:54Oh, I see.
03:54Pekis bass.
03:55Is that true?
03:56Those who failed were burned alive.
03:59And expelled from this village.
04:01Expelled from this village.
04:03Okay, do you understand that?
04:05Pekis bas, means I have to do petis bas too.
04:07Which is not true.
04:08Freedom is the important thing, right?
04:10This person is stupid.
04:14This person is stupid.
04:16This person is stupid.
04:18This person is stupid.
04:18Yo, let's go!
04:23What are you playing?
04:24What are you playing?
04:24What are you playing?
04:25What are you playing?
04:26Today we meet at a very special event.
04:31Special.
04:32Orkestmas with tickets to give something different.
04:38It's sure to keep you from going anywhere for the next hour.
04:44Because we will bring laughter canja.
04:50For those of you who are feeling bored.
04:53You who are feeling bored.
04:55Don't forget to listen to us.
04:58You're doomed.
05:22You're doomed.
05:25Yeah, what are you doing wearing something like this?
05:27You think you're Mick Jagger.
05:29Andi Rif is like that when he sings.
05:31It's okay if he's down in the mood.
05:33By the way, how is the little Korean like?
05:35Oh yes.
05:36The theme is little Korea.
05:38You're talking about little Korean.
05:42You're talking about little Korean.
05:44You're talking about little Korean.
05:44The theme is little Korean.
05:46Just open it.
05:47Hey podcast bro.
05:48On tickets2.
05:49Not like that.
05:50There's nothing left.
05:52Replace Matt.
05:53Replace Matt.
05:53Replace Matt.
05:53Throw it again Matt.
05:54Wow, I think I'm feeling well.
05:56Don't throw it, just put it in.
05:57You broke it.
05:59Molotop.
06:00This is Balinese ciu.
06:01Not stupid.
06:03No, no.
06:04What is this?
06:05Ketoprak water bottle.
06:07No.
06:08This is ketoprak water, okay?
06:09This is a menstrual compress tool.
06:11Oh, never mind.
06:12Brush the mess.
06:13Ketoprak water bottle.
06:15Ketoprak water bottle.
06:16Ketoprak water bottle or?
06:16Ketoprak water bottle.
06:17Menstrual compression period?
06:19That's actually better.
06:21Are menstrual compresses okay?
06:22No.
06:23Menstrual compress bottle.
06:24Me first, me first.
06:25Okay.
06:27Yeah.
06:28Alright.
06:31I have a wife.
06:34Who gets menstruation every month.
06:39Oh, oh, oh, oh.
06:41He needs to be compressed.
06:43Ha ha ha.
06:43Yes.
06:46Her stomach hurts so bad.
06:50His mood was in disarray.
06:52I came with a compress.
06:56Wow.
06:58Look at it.
07:00How fussy my wife is.
07:03I think I want to get married again.
07:09My wealth is not much.
07:13Menstrual compress bottle.
07:17Menstrual compress bottle.
07:21Menstrual compress bottle.
07:22Menstrual compress bottle.
07:25For the wife.
07:26Okay.
07:27Just a moment.
07:29Why is he so good?
07:30He's just us.
07:31If you get a ref, that's great.
07:33There's already a title you're looking for.
07:35That's right.
07:36Why is it so delicious?
07:37What needs to be dissected is not the ref.
07:39Just because of menstruation, she wants to get married again.
07:41Critical.
07:42It was like from the heart.
07:44Yes
07:45No way.
07:46That's just me voicing my wishes.
07:48So you want to find a wife who will never menstruate again?
07:51Again, of course.
07:53Menopause.
07:55Already a grandmother.
07:57When I pee, it's like this.
08:01It's Harley.
08:03Been everywhere.
08:05It's not like one point anymore.
08:09So like a person on their period.
08:11So when we are young, we can hear when we pee.
08:14Oh, I see.
08:15Still two pliers.
08:16If you are old.
08:19That's how it is, Sir.
08:20That's how it is, Sir.
08:21That's how it is, Sir.
08:22That's really how I am.
08:24Still two.
08:26Still two.
08:26Still two.
08:27You still listen.
08:29Carry on.
08:30Again and again.
08:32Again.
08:33Okay.
08:34Tired huh.
08:35What is this?
08:37Split chopsticks.
08:38Odd chopsticks.
08:40Mr. Yunus' chicken noodles.
08:41Okay.
08:42This is taken from Pak Yunus' chicken noodles.
08:43Okay.
08:44Only one.
08:45The chopsticks are odd.
08:47Odd chopsticks.
08:48Mr. Yunus' chicken noodles.
08:50How much do you dare to pay, Mr. Yunus?
08:53Touch Sir.
08:53Touch Sir.
08:55Do you want to go first?
08:56No.
08:57No.
08:57No.
08:58No.
09:15No.
09:28No.
09:29No.
09:31No.
09:36No.
09:41No.
09:50No.
10:03No.
10:05No.
10:06Guys, sorry, we can already imagine where Tayunus is going.
10:12we just avoid that right
10:15That's basically the direction to the anus, man
10:19Yes, there are people who like gross things.
10:22Is not it
10:24but my guy asked me what gross is
10:27if so
10:29gross is the tail
10:32if anus
10:35balloon ties
10:36It means that I was lied to by my parents from a long time ago
10:39So that's what it means, you want a chicken's anus
10:46Even though it's already good, that's good for me
10:51that's cool
10:52let's continue
10:55wow what is this
10:56what is this, what is this?
10:59hose end
11:03who first
11:04Who
11:05you
11:05solar
11:06hard to turn
11:08come on me
11:09last time i was barsi
11:12reiki
11:12Wow
11:13I don't like this
11:14yes yes yes yes yes
11:17like Aldi's last song
11:19oasis oasis
11:20eh
11:21hehehe
11:23hehehe
11:23What's this
11:24that I found on the road
11:27an endless love
11:30like the end of a hose
11:32hey there
11:32where are the men and women too
11:34there is no way how it will turn out
11:37his love story
11:38let us never forget
11:42where do we come from
11:46hose end
11:47that's our origin
11:50hehehe
11:51like this like this
11:52eh we dissect
11:53let's do the surgery, okay?
11:54so the time of meeting of sperm and ovary
11:56you put it directly on the end of the hose
11:58hehehe
11:58hose end
11:59So my father actually used the tip of the hose
12:03hehehehehe
12:04before being put into custody
12:06burn it first in a candle so it stretches
12:08troops
12:10troops
12:10troops
12:10Masai
12:13Wow
12:13theatrical times
12:15very theatrical
12:16very theatrical
12:17already sentenced to death
12:18what does that mean, Gok?
12:19try to explain it
12:20I don't understand
12:21I also don't understand what you were talking about
12:23the end of love
12:24like the end of a hose
12:25Yes yes
12:25there isn't any there isn't any
12:26taber ujung that's what it means
12:27can talk metaphorically
12:29we talk about love that has no end
12:32try this too
12:33try this too
12:33You may have had a hard time searching for it all this time.
12:36I'm the same too
12:37mat mat again mat
12:38one more mat
12:40need
12:42Whose wallet do you have?
12:44poke his wallet again
12:46wallet
12:48I love you so much
12:58wallet
13:00I love you so much
13:04Already
13:07Don't
13:08Don't
13:10let tiket.com come out here
13:11tiket.com
13:13nothing
13:14rolex
13:15Koko Crunch
13:16what is this
13:18oh, a receipt
13:19receipt
13:20wallet receipt
13:23Come on
13:24today
13:29oh
13:39Have you ever had a crush in your life?
13:41or there is artistic blood
13:42oh, this is used there
13:43Once
13:43Keep going
13:44yeah, it's not used anymore
13:45no wonder
13:47Yes, yes, yes
13:49one in
13:56I am not
13:58he raps
13:59Don't know
14:03there's nothing in his brain, it's really empty
14:05it's really blank
14:05it's from me yeah
14:08I don't like this
14:10blues blues
14:11blues
14:12oh yeah
14:16too easy
14:18too easy
14:21dangdut
14:21ay
14:22ay ay ay ay
14:27vulture
14:28Okay
14:29stroke
14:30Okay
14:34Hey
14:37tonight
14:39On Saturday night, I was in a hurry
14:43Checking, checking
14:45There's only a stroke in the wallet
14:50It turns out my boyfriend was already standing by in front
14:54I have nothing for him
14:59I look at my wallet
15:03There's only stroke
15:06Ouch
15:08I become one
15:14Astagfirullahaladzim
15:18Astagfirullahaladzim
15:19Gok
15:20Eh, you're singing dangly, why is your waist feeling tight?
15:24Why is your waist pumping?
15:27I've never really walked
15:29You sing-sing your waist pumping
15:33Gok already knows, he has to gompa
15:40Already
15:40We finish this segment
15:42How long has it been since Met was the time?
15:44I'm tired now
15:45Already
15:46We will come back again in the next segment.
15:54Let's advertise first, okay?
16:01We can ask questions too, right?
16:03Sir, is that true?
16:05Sir, is that true?
16:05The silver man is the father of a pande
16:08Sir, is that true?
16:11If it's been 2 years, it becomes silver or starts to pump
16:24Sir, is that true?
16:26Sir, is that true?
16:26Sir, is that true?
16:26Sir, is that true?
16:28Sir, is that true?
16:33Sir, is that true?
16:35If the ground is broken, say babet
16:43Very high
16:44thematic
16:46Here
16:46Guys, please contribute
16:47Oh yes
16:47Century
16:49Sir
16:53Einarmi, right again
16:54What should I wear for Setai?
16:56What are the allies?
16:57Setainya removing
16:58Setainya transiti
17:00Does your skin hurt?
17:01No
17:01I'm always curious at the red light
17:04I'm sure those of you who are watching are curious and want to hold it.
17:08Is it sticky? Can I touch it, sir?
17:09Yes
17:10He he he he he he he he he he he he
17:15Oh, but it turns out it's really like this, huh?
17:18Yes, uncle
17:18Is this it? Can you guys sing? Can you not sing?
17:20Can be the brightest
17:21Restricted usage
17:22Two WI schools or two WI?
17:25Do you want to shave?
17:27Yes, shave
17:28He he he he he he he he
17:30Ahh
17:38Bro, if you were a human, who would you usually be, the statue that was scary at that time?
17:44Sir, what movements do you usually do?
17:47This?
17:48I pancoran secara- board
17:49Roaster program
17:49Oh fountain?
17:50Proofoga used to be, now Pancoran
17:53Angku- mentioning
17:56Mannpang
17:56What is that?
17:59Don't know
17:59oh no
18:03then who else?
18:05just respect it
18:08If, for example, it's like that and someone doesn't give you money, will you get angry?
18:13No
18:14I'm sorry and thank you very much
18:16oh someone just said sorry
18:18no eno or something like that
18:20Does that mean you don't just say sorry?
18:22thank you very much
18:23yeah I don't, sorry yeah
18:25sir, please
18:29sir, please
18:29but please please
18:31no way
18:33Sir, just try it, does it sting?
18:35does it hurt?
18:36does it hurt, uncle?
18:37But?
18:40kan Kejubur mata hari
18:42okay sir, please give me the money
18:45okay sir, please give me the money
18:49Okay
18:50Okay
18:51Welcome back to the Mas Show podcast
18:53in this second segment
18:55will be guided by the father
18:57yes
18:59and now
19:01enter segment two
19:03the segment name is
19:04explain sir
19:05So
19:06haven't looked for it yet
19:08Dad
19:10Astagfirullahaladzim
19:12explain sir
19:14later we will provide this
19:16images or visuals
19:18yes, it's okay sir
19:18pictures or visuals
19:21tell
19:22What is
19:23If for example you often do it, all the people are healthy, right?
19:26So let's talk about what we've discussed on the podcast, bro.
19:30yes
19:30during these 5 seasons
19:33we'll try to dissect everything, okay?
19:36Mr. Darto, turn the mic down
19:38These podcast friends, you must have listened to us many times for how many seasons?
19:44There are things that friends might remember
19:47we want to discuss in more detail and visually
19:50usually you just pay
19:52Now let's give you the visuals.
19:54Well, this is the first one
19:55what is this first one?
19:58this first one
19:59the first one is sir
20:01Well, Surya first
20:03solar
20:05what is this for?
20:07really fix the mic
20:08After this, you're going to step on an egg, okay?
20:12like a wedding event
20:15pack
20:17explain sir
20:18about your poverty
20:19Okay
20:20Now
20:21This is your house, Surya
20:23no, this is not it
20:24Surya always has jokes
20:27his house
20:29motorbike parking inside
20:30yes, it has to be like that
20:32Is it outside, bro?
20:35the most annoying thing is that
20:37if it's 9 o'clock
20:389 pm
20:39Wow, let's get on the motorbike, I'm getting sleepy
20:41enter the motorbike must use
20:42sit like that first then get on the motorbike
20:44stool stool
20:45sit on the bench and then get on the motorbike
20:47the motorbike is already neatly arranged, put a mat underneath first
20:49because of fear together
20:51I'm already sitting neatly in front of the TV, there are guests
20:54can a dog
20:55can a dog
20:57out again
20:57You can't possibly sit between the motorbikes.
21:01take it out again
21:02My father is an airway
21:03there are always things to tell
21:05What's not important is the title
21:06especially at that time the motorbike was a motorbike
21:08big huh
21:09supra ek
21:09but really sur
21:13how long will you be
21:14I went from high school to college and bought a motorbike
21:16must be included
21:17in and out every day
21:18How many motorbikes are there at your house?
21:19One
21:22why not just outside
21:25insecure lah
21:25the name of the motorbike is the only one
21:27This house is your second one really
21:29there's something like this in your house
21:31everything is certain everything
21:33everything is certain everything
21:34Don't act like your father, Gok.
21:36I've taken a photo, right?
21:37Yes
21:38so at my parents' house
21:39suddenly when I was taking a shower
21:41set
21:41oh my god sad
21:43Why
21:43So this is the key
21:45use a plastic fork
21:47I've taken a photo
21:49even though this is the beginning
21:49I have one too
21:50the latch starts
21:52actually
21:52use a plastic fork
21:54or if you don't have any at all
21:56a block of wood this big
21:57in the middle of the stem
21:58make it mute like this
21:59oh yeah yeah yeah
22:00Yes, yes, yes
22:01yes yes yes yes
22:02even though it's really easy to break into it
22:04Hey, don't act like you
22:06just keep quiet
22:07eh, pretending to be rich
22:08when defecating
22:10the legs can't be locked
22:11squatting on this side
22:14like a Honda
22:15like a Honda
22:16I've never felt it before
22:19their poverty
22:21what do you like about elections?
22:22half-half of your wall
22:24half a gedek
22:25big
22:27hut
22:27the key is still right, man
22:29Oh yes
22:30aesthetic
22:30that's my dad's concept
22:31nice to use the room
22:32use the room that concept
22:34the concept of
22:35do you use a wall?
22:36I don't want to
22:36balance concept
22:38the balance is not enough
22:39make a wall
22:40everyone has definitely achieved it
22:41Once
22:42I've felt this before
22:43there are only two colors
22:44red and blue stripes
22:45lines
22:46I don't know if it's still here or not
22:47There is
22:48and before there was a service
22:50can it be refilled?
22:51Yes
22:51there is usually a greengrocer
22:54vegetable vendors
22:54cottonwood maker
22:55mattress maker
22:55cottonwood maker
22:56usually he does
22:58played like that
22:59like a roll
22:59Yes
23:00and the left one is like a road glide
23:02Oh I see
23:03yes yes yes yes
23:04usually stepped on with sandals
23:05Again
23:05there are sandals on top
23:07this is the tire
23:08these are sandals
23:09Well, the sandals were stepped on
23:10to make fun
23:11Well, this one
23:12this is recent
23:14no, but before
23:15there were also in the past
23:16bucket
23:17for ablution
23:18behind
23:19You are in your bathroom
23:20in my bathroom yeah
23:21your bathroom
23:22try to describe your bathroom
23:24bathroom
23:24there is a Bobo sticker on the door
23:28the door is unknown
23:29I want to know what the door is first
23:31what door is the door
23:32prutin timeframe
23:34is it Siddul's bathroom?
23:37in the
23:39zinc coated right on the bottom
23:41so that it doesn't hit the wood, right?
23:42my bathroom door
23:43stretching door
23:45Do you like someone sleeping in front of you?
23:48Is there an ATM?
23:50regular door
23:51regular door, wood
23:53only the bottom is already scratched
23:55Well, usually I use zinc
23:58squat toilet defecation
24:00but if you want to defecate on Tuesday, you will perform
24:02because the levels are different
24:03set to top just poop
24:05Oh yes
24:06but have you ever found a toilet that is upside down?
24:09upside down, so the hole is at the front
24:12I have
24:13So you're leaning against the wall?
24:15No, it turns out it's like you have to sit down
24:17but it's a bit forward, so I've come across it at that time
24:20finally i hit the wall
24:22plugging the pipe like that
24:22keep opening it, what are you doing?
24:25How can it be opened?
24:27yeah, I keep forgetting the key
24:29if it's about shit, it's shit
24:32Keep going
24:34not finished yet
24:35what's annoying is when you poop
24:38right next to it
24:39this is where we defecate
24:41next to it is a tank
24:42What's annoying is if the tub is empty
24:45finally far away
24:46so it's a bit wider
24:47Yes
24:48here is here
24:50another
24:57Everyone must have experienced this too
24:59your boarding house has rubber on your feet
25:01Oh yes
25:02in rubber like this
25:04not using rubber
25:06so it doesn't fall
25:07not the one in
25:10donuts
25:10so it doesn't fall
25:12Have you ever?
25:14this was when I was at school
25:15it's starting to turn yellow
25:23it's starting to turn a bit yellow
25:25not white
25:25it's starting to turn a bit yellow
25:26soaked in blue by my mother
25:27Keep going
25:28soaking for too long
25:29so when wearing it to school
25:31like bluish
25:31a bit blue
25:33a bit tie-dye like that
25:35Yes
25:35myself
25:36oh wow
25:37that's it for me
25:38put put
25:39when I was in high school
25:41it was for 3 years
25:42use rubber like that
25:43he said it was just like this
25:44black on its own, huh?
25:45No
25:46must be cut
25:48it's clogged
25:49stupid blood
25:50in 3 years
25:51during blood
25:53stop
25:53that's the wisdom, don't do it, okay?
25:54dry this
25:56dry the boarding house feet
25:57behind the refrigerator
25:58Oh yes
25:59really
26:00if you get caught in the rain like that, right?
26:01Yes
26:02Yes yes
26:03hair that is loved
26:05screen printing paint
26:06Have you ever felt it?
26:08screen printing paint
26:08Oh, you're serious
26:10You had a problem first
26:11There are more
26:12what color is it?
26:13so that asturo asturo
26:14Yes, I know that Asturo paint
26:16Asturo screen printing paint
26:17it's for hair
26:18let me color it
26:19Yes
26:20the back is like this
26:21this is wrong socializing
26:22Wow
26:22your friend is wrong
26:24face
26:24what is that for
26:26what's this
26:28This
26:28this is going out first
26:30It is in
26:32bigger again
26:32bigger again
26:33omes can be omes
26:36give it a try
26:37ABOUT
26:40pull
26:41hee
26:43acrobat
26:44acrobat
26:45hee
26:46pull
26:48hee
26:49strange goat
26:50strange goat
26:52strange goat
26:53that's right
26:54know school children's toys
26:56I used to be like that
26:56strange goat
26:57really dirty
26:59he can pee too, he can get a lot of shit
27:03oh my firefly dog
27:04you're welcome, you're welcome
27:07Do you want more fireflies?
27:08When I break my fast, I try that
27:10Don't
27:11Well, that's Surya, right?
27:14now darto
27:16Sir, please explain about Espas Ijo
27:19we've discussed this before too
27:20about Darto's green espas
27:22which has claimed many victims
27:24yes yes yes yes
27:26this green this green
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