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Situationship, exclusivity, o “tayo na” agad? Sina Sofia Pablo at Allen Ansay, humarap sa tanong kung uso pa ba ang ligawan ngayon sa Gen Z. Abangan sila this Saturday sa #YourHonor! #YouLOLOriginals #YouLOL

YouLOL Originals presents 'Your Honor' a one of its kind vodcast that combines satire, showbiz, trending issues, and chismis.

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00:01Attention, Honourable Searing is now in session, Mr. Vice Chair.
00:07We are ready today.
00:08Why?
00:09Because we are the resource persons of our resource persons.
00:12We are rated PG.
00:14Okay, Madam Chair, because we are looking at the baguets.
00:17Yes, correct, correct, correct.
00:20Madam Chair, we are the young people.
00:24We can go to the hearing, Madam Chair.
00:27They are in the room.
00:28But for me, it's true.
00:30You will admit this day.
00:33No.
00:34Yes.
00:38You are going to be in the room.
00:40Okay, okay, okay.
00:43If you want to do it, it's okay.
00:45We will admit it.
00:47And we will put you under oath.
00:50Anyways, let's welcome to Your Honor,
00:52Team Jolie,
00:54Alan,
00:55and Sophia Pablo.
00:59Let's go, let's go.
01:01Let's go.
01:02How are you?
01:03Good.
01:05Ang gaganda ng balak, no?
01:07Totoo.
01:08Medyo mabal lang yung tulog.
01:09Wala pa tong make-up, no?
01:12Sabi niya nga kanina,
01:13papaais ka pa mo?
01:14No need.
01:15Wow!
01:15Hindi talaga.
01:17Hindi na nun si Mama Oki.
01:18Actually, totoo yan.
01:19Ever since nung nakilala ko si Aki,
01:21hindi talaga yung nagme-make-up.
01:22Anong tawag mo sa kanya?
01:23Aki.
01:23So, ikaw, ano tawag mo mo sa kanya?
01:25Aki din.
01:26Aki din?
01:27Ba't Aki?
01:28Eh, ma'y mo sa'yo.
01:30Awww.
01:33Ano yun?
01:34Walang dahilan yung Aki.
01:35Parang ano,
01:36mo?
01:37Parang ano?
01:38Akin yun?
01:39Oo.
01:39Or malaki pag-ibig.
01:41Uy!
01:42O kaya,
01:43akin or parang in short,
01:44aangkinin.
01:45Uy!
01:47Inig-inig-inig ito mo yan.
01:48Uy!
01:50Ay, mag-uusapan natin sa hearing
01:52kung paano magligawan ang mga Genzis.
01:55Pero bago yan,
01:56ang tanong
01:57nung reklamo mo!
02:03Actually, may tatanong lang ako sa inyo eh.
02:05Ano yan?
02:06Anong mangyayari sa magnanakaw ng pabango?
02:09Anong mangyayari sa magnanakaw ng pabango?
02:12Ano?
02:13E di makokolon.
02:19Anong mangyayari sa magnanakaw ng pabango?
02:21Grabe yun!
02:24Yun na po your honor.
02:28Meron pa ba tayong...
02:29Meron patenda?
02:31Parang meron nata tayong babogang ng bayan ata.
02:33Meron nata part two.
02:35May part two atatayanan.
02:37Pero ako gusto ko.
02:38Ang ganda.
02:39Ang ganda.
02:39Gusto ko yun ha.
02:41Hindi ko naisip yun.
02:42Papakolon.
02:43Papakolon na talaga
02:44Papakolon kita!
02:47Grabe.
02:48Ay, nako!
02:49Ang saya-saya.
02:50Baka may reklamo.
02:51Ako?
02:52Reklamo.
02:53Reklamo na ating lahat.
02:54Ang mahal ng gasolina.
02:55Jesus.
02:57Kagabi.
02:57Reklamo talaga.
02:59Jesus.
02:59Kagabi may kausap ako.
03:00Sabi, buti nga nag-rollback na.
03:02Sabi ko, magkano ba?
03:03Four pesos.
03:04Oh, ano ka?
03:04Except four pesos mo.
03:06Nakakatawa, Madam Cha.
03:07Parang nag-rollback.
03:08Nag-rollback?
03:10Nag-rollback?
03:11Nag-rollback?
03:11Nag-rollback lang.
03:12Parang ilang araw, tumas na naman ulit.
03:15Pinaasa lang tayo.
03:17Tumantuan na ako.
03:18Eh, tama talaga tawag sa kanya gas.
03:20Gas.
03:20Kasi mapapagastos ka.
03:22Oh!
03:25Kapahang ka na, Buboy.
03:27Kapahang ka na.
03:28Parang mawawalan ako ng trabaho sa'yo.
03:29Threaten ka na naman for today's hearing.
03:31Ito na naman tayo, guys.
03:32Magpapawis na naman tayo.
03:34Mga honorables!
03:35Kung meron klamo po kayo sa buhay,
03:36aba, ipost nyo na po yan sa official Facebook group ng Your Honor.
03:40Sumbungan Court.
03:41Nandiyan po kami ni Madam Cha.
03:42Aha, aha.
03:44Don't miss our session ngayong Sabado.
03:46Kasama ang Team Jolly.
03:47Mapapanood niya yan.
03:48Sa Yulol.
03:49Pagkatapos ng Pipito Manaloto,
03:51see you all dito sa hearing na
03:53Pupabawodcast pa.
03:54Your Honor!
03:57Available sa YouTube channel ng Yulol, Spotify at Apple Podcasts.
04:01Naka-live-sendin po kami kada Sabado ng gabi sa Yulol
04:04pagkatapos ng Pipito Manaloto.
04:06Kasali ka rin sa hearing.
04:08Joy na sa ating official Facebook page.
04:10Your Honor, Sumbungan Court.
04:22Sumbungan Court.
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