00:00If I'm not going to come, I'll take you to me.
00:02Now I'm going to come.
00:03I'll tell you why I'm going to come.
00:09I'm going to come to my face because
00:13one of you doesn't come to me,
00:17doesn't come to me.
00:19Some of you, I've known for 20 years,
00:2410 years,
00:26and I didn't even hear any of you say,
00:32Kamusta na kayo, John?
00:35Napakasakit nun sakin!
00:37Sobrang sakit!
00:39Ah!
00:40Ang ganda.
00:41Wait, hindi ako makabitaw pa, wait.
00:43Teka, oh, nagpuputokan yung mga ano dito.
00:45Ugat, oh.
00:47Bagan po yung emotion.
00:48Okay ba, attorney?
00:48Pasado ba yung acting namin?
00:50Siyempre, pasado.
00:51Eh, si Buboy hindi masyado, ah.
00:52Bakit naman po ako?
00:53Pero ikaw, magaling talaga.
00:54Ikaw, doon yung husky ng boses ko, Tony?
00:56Oo naman, oh.
00:58Magaski pa yung boses ko.
00:59Gaski?
01:00Gaski.
01:02Kasi may acid reflux ako ngayon.
01:04Ah, kaya husky pala.
01:07May acid reflux kasi ako kaya magaski.
01:09Pero pero lang yun.
01:11Yes.
01:11Oo, wag po kayong mapikon.
01:13Masyado na kayo marami iniintindi
01:15para panoorin pa itong show na to.
01:16Wag nyo na panoorin yun.
01:17Oo, ginagawa lang namin to.
01:19Kasi ano kami, komedyante.
01:21Uy, wow.
01:23Ay, spoof po ang tawag doon, spoof.
01:26Tama, tama.
01:27Kaya nga po, inibitan po natin si attorney
01:28for this week.
01:29Kasi po, siya po talaga
01:31ang mag-iimbisaga kung bakit po ba
01:33sinasabi nila na komedy daw po
01:35ang politika dito daw po sa Pilipinas, attorney.
01:38Aha, aha.
01:38So let's all welcome
01:40ang isang lawyer, political analyst,
01:42at stand-up comedian,
01:43at marami pang iba.
01:44Attorney Ed, Chico!
01:46Yun!
01:49How's yours, attorney?
01:51Ah, hey, same as yours.
01:54Ang ganda doon.
01:56Attorney Ed,
01:57kayo po ang kauna-unahang
01:59legit talaga na
02:00people from the law,
02:02people of the law,
02:04lawyer na sinapina namin
02:06sa your honor.
02:07Pero kung sakaling may masabi
02:08kaming mali dito ngayon,
02:11maipagtatanggol nyo ba kami?
02:13Up to what extent?
02:14And magkano po per hour?
02:16Siyempre, mapagtatanggol kita,
02:17yun nga walang kaso,
02:18kaya kong hanapan eh.
02:19Why?
02:20Iba ako.
02:21Parang tatakot ako.
02:22Oo, naman oh.
02:23Gusto mo si Buboy eh,
02:24ipakulam natin.
02:25Attorney, friend tayo.
02:27That's what you know.
02:28Oh, sige.
02:30I love you, attorney.
02:32Ayun.
02:33Pero at least alam natin
02:35ipagtatanggol tayo.
02:35Buti naman.
02:35At least safe tayo.
02:36Oo, naman oh.
02:37Alam natin na protectado.
02:38Ikaw lang pala.
02:39It can swing both ways,
02:41but what the hell?
02:43At least,
02:43pwede.
02:44At least, attorney,
02:45na-meet na natin siya finally.
02:47Basta't protectado mo kami, attorney.
02:49Oo, naman oh.
02:49Maraming salamat.
02:50At least po,
02:51may assurance na po kami, attorney.
02:52Pero bagong laton, attorney,
02:54meron po kaming itatanong sa inyo,
02:56ni Madam Cha.
02:57Attorney Ed Chico,
02:59noong reklamo mo.
03:00Mo!
03:01Mo!
03:06Siguro reklamo mo yung asawa ko.
03:08Ay!
03:08Grabe direct ang direct.
03:10Kasi palagi siyang tama.
03:11Di ba nakakapikon din?
03:12Actually.
03:14Tapos yung ano siya,
03:15gusto niya naglalaro kami lagi.
03:16May favorite game kami.
03:18Ano yan?
03:18Huhulaan ko kung ba't siya galit.
03:21Di ba nakakapikon yung gano'n?
03:23Kaya ayoko.
03:23Yun ang reklamo ko siguro.
03:24Pero that's ano ah,
03:25at least kahit pala ganyan,
03:28na parang,
03:28at talitalino kasi ni attorney.
03:30At least meron din pala siya mga...
03:43Kaya friend ko yun eh.
03:44Actually,
03:45hindi na information ko sa kanya kanina eh.
03:47Kaya friend ko.
03:47Ito mabait to.
03:49Kaya friend ko to eh.
03:51I love you.
03:52I love you.
03:54Ay nako,
03:54kung may reklamo po kayo sa buhay,
03:56dulog na yan sa ating official Facebook group,
03:58Your Honor,
03:59Sumbungan,
04:00Korn.
04:00Kaya naman po,
04:01huwag niyo pong kakalimutan
04:02na mag-subscribe po kayo sa ULOL
04:03at i-click po ang notification bell
04:06para lagi po kayo updated
04:07sa aming latest content.
04:08Aha.
04:09This Saturday,
04:10abangan niyo po ang aming riot na session
04:12kasama si attorney Ed.
04:13Pagkatapos po yan,
04:14ng Pipito Madaloto,
04:15dito lang yan sa hearing na...
04:17Pababodcast pa.
04:18Your Honor!
04:21Available sa YouTube channel ng ULOL,
04:23Spotify,
04:23at Apple Podcasts.
04:25Nakalive-send din po kami
04:26kada Sabad doon ng gabi sa ULOL
04:27pagkatapos ng Pipito Madaloto.
04:29Kasali ka rin sa hearing.
04:31Join na sa ating official Facebook page,
04:33Your Honor,
04:34Sumbungan,
04:35Korn.
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