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YouLOL Originals presents 'Your Honor' a one of its kind vodcast that combines satire, showbiz, trending issues, and chismis.

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00:04from house of honorables isa na tayong court of appeals kasi punong-puno sik-sik
00:10liglig ng sex appeal ang korte natin ngayong araw kaya kita ang aking isang balikat
00:17wow para first time ko lang nakita sobrang dami ng glitters ngayon sa balikat mo
00:21may minahan dyan o nga eh at sobrang baba nyan
00:25parang ano yun ako yung kuweba tapos ito yung diamante
00:29happy ka
00:31ikaw nagsabi nyan
00:33pero kung sex appeal lang iba talaga itong resource person natin
00:37kaya pag-uusapan natin yan sa hiling ngayon
00:41let us all welcome
00:42raver crew
00:49love it
00:52please greet our honorable
00:55siyempre
00:55hello sa inyo madam cha and mr. bubuy
00:58hello hello
00:59at maraming salamat kasi nandito na nakapag-guest na ako sa your honor
01:05alam nyo si raver pala yung mata nya no parang hazelnut brown hazelnut brown no pag nailawan pala to na
01:15yun
01:15likod na ng mga ilaw dito sa your honor
01:17grabe yung mata nya parang sa twilight
01:19twilight
01:20yung pampira sa twilight yung may iba kakaiba yung pag
01:24oo oo ikaw yung walt
01:25met up
01:54no no
01:55guest here in your honor.
01:57Like Ellen.
01:58You know, all of the artists
01:59need to be here.
02:00This is the right of passage.
02:02That's the show we're going to do.
02:04Right of passage because
02:05it's the Raver.
02:07Huh?
02:07I?
02:08I don't know.
02:10I don't know.
02:13Right of passage.
02:14I think it's the right of passage, Raver.
02:16It's the right of passage.
02:17Passage Raver.
02:23Passage Raver.
02:24Alam mo, gumagaling kalalo sa fireball.
02:27Parang talagang
02:29Tumay.
02:30Sino ba yan?
02:32Bago namin.
02:33Bago namin kakilala yun.
02:34Si Tollitz at saka si
02:35Junior.
02:37I-anunyo ko.
02:38I-anunyo ko siya.
02:40Alam mo, ang saya-saya nitong hearing na to.
02:42Pero bago natin simulan, Raver,
02:43ang tanong.
02:45Nung reklamo mo!
02:47Wow.
02:51Wow.
02:53ASMR.
02:55Ito na nga.
02:56Ito na nga kasi,
02:57nagkakaroon na talaga ng,
02:59ano,
03:00Raver
03:00sa mga
03:01kalsada.
03:04Nagkakaroon na tayo ng
03:05sariseliling Raver
03:06sa mga kalsada.
03:08In what sense?
03:09In what sense?
03:10What's the
03:10rave all about?
03:13Sabi niya kasi
03:13kayo na paasig Raver.
03:14Tama, tama, tama.
03:16Oh, Raver!
03:17Akala ko na yung mga galit.
03:18Rave.
03:19I'm raving.
03:20Raging po yun.
03:22Raging yun.
03:22Raging.
03:23Nasa ibang libro ako.
03:24Sorry, sorry.
03:26Oh, go po.
03:27Mali.
03:28Banu ako sa...
03:29So, yun nga.
03:31Grabe kayo mga bahat
03:32tsaka traffic.
03:34Tapos, di ba?
03:34Wala makalusog.
03:36Oo, wala.
03:36Crimey a Raver na talaga, no?
03:38Totoo.
03:39Crimey Raver na.
03:40Oo.
03:40Alam mo...
03:41Habang nananat,
03:42nakikinig ng Raver Maya.
03:44Why?
03:47Gusto mo ba?
03:50Pero anong matasabi niyo po doon,
03:52madam siya?
03:53Eh, kung traffic,
03:55eh di wag pumasok.
03:57Tsaka ganito,
03:59meron pa.
03:59Meron pa.
04:00Eh kung may baha,
04:01di ba pa second floor?
04:05Ano da?
04:06Alam mo,
04:06it's unbelievable, no?
04:08It's unbelievable.
04:10It's unbelievable.
04:11Andito na tayo
04:12sa point na to
04:12na umabot tayo
04:13sa ganitong point,
04:14habagat lang.
04:16O hindi nga,
04:16dati,
04:17at least napakalaks na bagyo.
04:19Hindi ko naman sinasabing,
04:20eh alam mo kung
04:21ba't ka binabaha?
04:22Pero ito,
04:23mabilis na pagulan lang.
04:25Humabaha na agad.
04:26Hindi biro.
04:27Nakikita natin
04:28yung mga hindi paghihirap
04:29ng mga kumuha sa bayan.
04:31Totoo.
04:31Totoo po yun.
04:32Talagang nirip nila
04:33yung hindi nila sinow.
04:34Totoo po yan.
04:35So what?
04:36I agree.
04:37I agree.
04:38I agree po talaga.
04:40Unbelievable talaga na
04:41yung mga Pinoy
04:42kasi
04:44yung resilience nila.
04:45Yes.
04:46Hindi naman sa
04:47okay lang,
04:47ganyan dapat kayo hindi.
04:49Bakit?
04:49I want progress.
04:50I want progress.
04:50Yes.
04:51Right now.
04:52Bakit?
04:53Di ba?
04:54Nagbabayad tayo ng buwis
04:55ng tama.
04:55Correct.
04:56Ang taas po niya.
04:57Tapos,
04:58alam mo hindi ako magugulat
04:59kung,
05:00di ba,
05:00may tennis na tayo,
05:03nasa mapa na tayo ng tennis
05:04tali kay Alex Eala.
05:06That's true.
05:06Wala namang maraming
05:07tennis court dito
05:08at bahal ang tennis na sport.
05:10Truth.
05:10Ngayon,
05:11magiging convenient na rin
05:12sa Pinoy
05:12ang swimming.
05:13So baka manalo na rin tayo
05:15sa Olympics
05:17sa swimming.
05:18So,
05:18matasabi ko lang,
05:19Michael Phelps,
05:20be aware.
05:21Yeah.
05:22Be aware.
05:22You Phelps me?
05:28So ayan,
05:30more,
05:30ano,
05:30sa ating mga kababayan.
05:32Yes po.
05:33It's literally
05:34and figuratively
05:35kapit lang.
05:36Yes po.
05:37Tsaka nakakalungkot kasi doon,
05:38di ba,
05:39ang common natin
05:40sabihin na,
05:41sanay na,
05:42sanay na.
05:43Pero sa buhay,
05:44hindi mo naman kailangan
05:45masanay
05:45kung pwede naman
05:46resolvahan eh.
05:47Tsaka ma...
05:48Oo eh.
05:49Napakasimple eh.
05:50Di ba?
05:51Tapos,
05:51yung kaibigan kong isa,
05:53yung saksakan nila
05:54ng, ano,
05:55kuryente,
05:55electric sakin,
05:57nandito na.
05:58Sabi ko,
05:58alam mo next year,
05:59nandun na yan.
06:00Totoo.
06:01Tsaka puti sana,
06:02kung yung saksakan,
06:03eh saksakan ng pogi.
06:08Kaya nako,
06:09abangan nyo
06:09ang ating hearing
06:10ngayong Sabado
06:11kasi investigahan natin.
06:12Ano ba ang sikreto
06:13ng mga lalaki
06:14para ma-attract
06:15sa kanila
06:16ang mga babae?
06:17Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:18Share nyo na rin po
06:19ang mga tips ninyo
06:20sa ating official
06:21Facebook group,
06:22Your Honor,
06:23Sumbungan Court.
06:24Oo,
06:25huwag nyo na rin kalimutan
06:26i-click
06:26ang ating notification bell
06:28para lagi kayong updated
06:29sa mga bagong content namin
06:30dito sa Yulo.
06:32Huwag kayong maalis
06:33sa KiliYT livestream
06:34dahil maya-maya
06:35pagkatapos ng Pipita Manaloto,
06:37magsisimula na
06:38ang ating hearing na
06:39VODCAST PA
06:41Your Honor!
06:44Available sa YouTube channel
06:45ng Yulol,
06:46Spotify,
06:47at Apple Podcasts.
06:48Naka-lifesend din po kami
06:49kada Sabado ng gabi
06:50sa Yulol
06:51pagkatapos ng
06:52Pipita Manaloto.
06:53Join na
06:54sa ating official
06:55Facebook page,
06:56Your Honor,
06:57Sumbungan Court!
06:59More tawa mo sa'ya!
07:07More tawa mo sa'ya!
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