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00:00:00Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for your true self to be revealed by the master of magic?
00:00:08Kill him!
00:00:13You just saved me.
00:00:16You're gonna let me walk home alone?
00:00:20The master of magic hasn't been seen in over a year.
00:00:23I've seen his skills.
00:00:24Show them. Show them what you can do.
00:00:28I bought the theater.
00:00:30Which means you and your dirty pack of magical nobodies have one hour to get the hell out.
00:00:37You look a little nervous.
00:00:38You should be honored to be on the stage with me.
00:00:41This is what happens when you don't respect the crap.
00:00:44You're making a fool out of all of us.
00:00:46I swore off my old life, but I can't keep running forever.
00:00:50Who are you?
00:00:52I'm the master of magic, you mother f***er.
00:01:02You sure about this?
00:01:05I don't know if I'm ready.
00:01:06Relax, little brother.
00:01:08We'll never let anything happen to you.
00:01:14It's show time.
00:01:17Shit.
00:01:19Shit.
00:01:23Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for your true self to be revealed?
00:01:28By the master of magic.
00:01:32Oh my god!
00:01:33It's him!
00:01:34It's the master of magic!
00:01:36The greatest magician of all time!
00:01:38You, young lady.
00:01:39Let's see your true self.
00:01:41Now I'm going to need a little help by my lovely assistant, Eric.
00:01:56And now my next volunteer.
00:01:59I don't care.
00:02:00I said short it.
00:02:02What the hell?
00:02:07Whoa!
00:02:08How are they doing that?
00:02:10And now for my final volunteer.
00:02:16The most evil man in Vegas.
00:02:20You sure about this?
00:02:21He's dangerous.
00:02:22But I'm the master of freaking magic.
00:02:25Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for Mr. Barry Carnegie.
00:02:31And who the hell are you?
00:02:33Get these f***ers out of my way.
00:02:35Now Barry here is a billionaire casino owner who has just been accused of assault by over 30 women.
00:02:46Are you ready to show him who you truly are?
00:02:50You insult me in public?
00:02:52You know who I am.
00:02:54I can make you disappear.
00:02:55Okay.
00:02:56Well, we won't test Barry.
00:03:00So we're going to test his hotel instead.
00:03:07What do you think you're doing?
00:03:08We're going to make Barry's casino disappear.
00:03:21Now I already broke in and got all the evidence of your assaults.
00:03:24The police are already on their way to arrest you.
00:03:27You know.
00:03:28Kill him!
00:03:33Now for my final trick.
00:03:58What are you looking at me for?
00:04:00Get him!
00:04:05Get him!
00:04:08Oh, my God.
00:04:54Eric, no.
00:04:57Relax, little brother.
00:04:59But never let anything happen to you.
00:05:02Eric, this is all my fault.
00:05:04God, I need to do something for me.
00:05:08What?
00:05:09I need you to find me.
00:05:11Girl we grew up with in the orphanage?
00:05:13She's working in magic.
00:05:18Albra, besides you, she's the only family I've ever had.
00:05:23You're staying with me, okay?
00:05:25Just hang in there.
00:05:27You're going to be okay.
00:05:32Eric.
00:05:34Eric.
00:05:43My arrogance got you killed.
00:05:47If I can't protect my family, I'm not worthy of this.
00:05:53I'll find Bri and help her.
00:05:58But not as the master of magic.
00:06:12Hey, what are you still doing here?
00:06:20Everyone else went home hours ago.
00:06:22Show opens this weekend.
00:06:24Got to be prepared.
00:06:26I put every cent I own into this show, but if it's a hit, I can finally buy the orphanage
00:06:31I grew up in before it's destroyed.
00:06:36All right, well, see ya.
00:06:42A year working as a lowly prop boy for Bri, and she still doesn't recognize me.
00:06:49All right, darling, you know the deal.
00:06:50There it is.
00:06:51There's the queen of hearts, right?
00:06:52Just going to follow the queen, okay?
00:06:54Pick the queen, follow the dream.
00:06:55There it is, sweetheart.
00:06:56What do you say?
00:06:58This one.
00:06:59That's the queen of hearts for sure.
00:07:00Yeah, I'm feeling good about it, too.
00:07:02But hey, what do I know?
00:07:02Look at that.
00:07:04Oh.
00:07:05You know, this game isn't as easy as it looks, baby doll,
00:07:08but, you know, we still got to come with the payment.
00:07:11What do you say, huh?
00:07:15Um, I'm sorry.
00:07:16I was sure that I had cash on it.
00:07:22Looks like trouble.
00:07:24Typical dumb bitch.
00:07:25You want to play, you don't want to pay, right?
00:07:26I'll tell you what.
00:07:30I'm taking this bracelet here.
00:07:33Hey, give it back.
00:07:34Hey.
00:07:35That's important to me.
00:07:36Oh, is it?
00:07:37Really, yeah?
00:07:38Is it important enough to play again, hmm?
00:07:40Maybe you play for those cute little clothes you got on.
00:07:43What do you say, huh?
00:07:44Well, I'm here for this.
00:07:45Let's go.
00:07:46Yeah, we'd love to see that, right?
00:07:48You're disgusting.
00:07:48I'm not doing that.
00:07:50You're not doing that.
00:07:51You sure about that, sweetheart?
00:07:55What do you say, baby?
00:07:57Start with that pretty little coat you got.
00:08:00Pick it.
00:08:04Ah, shit!
00:08:09Why don't you let me try.
00:08:12Here's the deal.
00:08:14I win.
00:08:15She gets her bracelet back.
00:08:17You win.
00:08:19You get my two-headed silver dollar.
00:08:24It's priceless.
00:08:25Daniel, you should just go.
00:08:27These guys are dangerous.
00:08:29I got this.
00:08:32This idiot thinks he can beat me at three-card, Monty.
00:08:35You got it, hotshot.
00:08:37Let's play.
00:08:38You know the deal.
00:08:40Follow the queen.
00:08:41You get the win.
00:08:42You pick the ten of spades.
00:08:45Well, your girlfriend knows what to do, then.
00:08:49You pick.
00:08:51You pick.
00:08:52Who's this guy?
00:08:53What a loser.
00:08:55She kept walking, bro, instead of trying being a hero.
00:08:58Do you really want me to pick you, huh?
00:09:00Absolutely.
00:09:02You got it.
00:09:20Damn, he got it.
00:09:21That's impossible.
00:09:25What the?
00:09:28Listen, you son of a bitch.
00:09:30I don't know who the hell you are.
00:09:31This bracelet, it's mine.
00:09:34Well then, why is it in my hand?
00:09:40You dirty thief.
00:09:48Were you looking for this?
00:09:51What the?
00:09:52Why don't you scram before I take everything else you've got?
00:09:55Hey, man.
00:09:56It's all good.
00:09:57I was just messing around.
00:10:06Three-card Monty.
00:10:08It's always a scam.
00:10:09I know.
00:10:10I know.
00:10:11I just...
00:10:12I thought I could crack it.
00:10:14But I was screwed.
00:10:17So you came along.
00:10:21This bracelet.
00:10:23Why is it so important to you?
00:10:25I was my childhood best friends.
00:10:28We grew up in an orphanage together and...
00:10:31Well, he...
00:10:33He died.
00:10:34That's all I have left of him.
00:10:40Have a good night, Green.
00:10:43Wait.
00:10:44You just saved me.
00:10:45You're gonna let me walk home alone?
00:10:50Nice for dinner.
00:10:52That was amazing.
00:10:55Uh...
00:10:56I should probably get going.
00:10:58Hey, where did you learn those tricks you used on the scammers today?
00:11:02Uh...
00:11:02I guess I must have picked it up backstage.
00:11:05Bullshit.
00:11:06You have training.
00:11:07You know, maybe just a little, uh...
00:11:11Just a light of hand.
00:11:15Why didn't you create?
00:11:20You know...
00:11:22Your hand saved me today.
00:11:26You wouldn't look at me like that if you knew Eric died because of me.
00:11:31They, uh...
00:11:32Say you're welcome.
00:11:54Do you want to see my magic trick?
00:12:09Do you want to see my magic trick?
00:12:15I'm not.
00:12:16Do you think I am?
00:12:21Then who are you?
00:12:24I'm the bastard who's cockiness killed Eric.
00:12:27I think.
00:12:29I think it's better if I left.
00:12:31Do you want to stay?
00:12:54Come on, boy!
00:12:57What did I tell you?
00:12:58I don't want your fat fingers breaking my stuff.
00:13:01Well, I'm the prop assistant.
00:13:02Just doing my job.
00:13:04No, your job is to clean up dove shit.
00:13:07See this stuff?
00:13:08This stuff is to not be touched by anyone less than a three-star magician.
00:13:14Correct me if I'm wrong.
00:13:22But you're not a three-star magician, are you?
00:13:26No, not.
00:13:29Not since I was 12.
00:13:31After becoming the world's first seven-star magician,
00:13:33the Society of Magicians gave up trying to rank me.
00:13:36Damn right you're not.
00:13:43You're lucky to be even our little prop boy.
00:13:46And to be in the same room as us real magicians.
00:13:52Okay.
00:13:55What did you do to my deck?
00:13:59Nothing.
00:14:00Let's just put them away.
00:14:01Listen, fool.
00:14:02This is my gold Zephyr deck.
00:14:04The master of magic himself used this type of deck.
00:14:08Actually, I prefer the Platinum deck.
00:14:10Well, if they're so priceless, maybe you should put them away properly instead of throwing them on the table like
00:14:14they're just some $2 deck from the gas station.
00:14:16Oh, you think ruining my deck is funny?
00:14:20You're fired!
00:14:23If I lose this job, I won't be able to watch over Brie.
00:14:27I need you to find Brie.
00:14:29Alprin.
00:14:31Yeah, look, I'm sorry.
00:14:32No, it's too late for that now.
00:14:34Because here comes Mr. Kensington.
00:14:44Hello, Mr. Kensington.
00:14:46You're looking better, sir.
00:14:47I'll be good to go for the opening of the show.
00:14:52But let this be a reminder.
00:14:54What we do is dangerous.
00:14:56Sir, that is exactly what I wanted to tell you about.
00:15:00I've had to fire the prop boy over here.
00:15:02What?
00:15:02Why?
00:15:03He's careless and cocky.
00:15:04He's a liability, no matter how hot you think he is.
00:15:08I never said that.
00:15:09Mm-hmm.
00:15:10Mr. Kensington, Daniel's been nothing but a professional since he's worked here.
00:15:14Sir, sir, he nearly destroyed my gold Zephyr deck.
00:15:19Daniel, is this true?
00:15:20Of course not.
00:15:22Sir, who are you going to believe, a common worker or a three-star magician?
00:15:26Look, Samuel, I've seen his skills.
00:15:29He would never damage a deck.
00:15:31Show them, show them what you can do.
00:15:39Yeah, Daniel, let's see it.
00:15:41Show us what you got.
00:15:41Do you even know a single trick?
00:15:44Tell you what, if you can rearrange my deck by rank and suit without damaging it,
00:15:49in 15 seconds, you can keep your job.
00:15:5315 seconds, that's impossible.
00:15:55I don't even know if the Master of Magic could have done it that quick.
00:15:58But if you can't, I demand, as a three-star magician, that you fire him.
00:16:06Samuel, this isn't fair.
00:16:08I know, but while I disagree with it, Xander has the right to challenge Daniel.
00:16:14But sir, he...
00:16:15Bree, it's okay.
00:16:1915 seconds.
00:16:21You're on.
00:16:30The idiot.
00:16:31He's so dumb that he thinks he has a chance.
00:16:35Ready to do this?
00:16:37Daniel, you really don't have to.
00:16:39Aw, the little prop boy has a little trick section.
00:16:42Now if I win, you're all gonna have to start treating Bree with more respect around here.
00:16:47It's her money that's bankrolling this entire show.
00:16:50Bree, look at that.
00:16:52Got a knight in shining coveralls.
00:16:55Fine, deal.
00:16:57It's not like you have a chance in hell anyway.
00:16:5915 seconds.
00:17:01Here we go.
00:17:09What's he doing?
00:17:10What he's doing is making a complete ass out of himself.
00:17:1310 seconds.
00:17:17Oh, wow.
00:17:18Giving up already?
00:17:20Clearly can't hack the big leagues.
00:17:21You said he was good.
00:17:23I thought he would at least try.
00:17:26Getting security on the phone to escort you out in...
00:17:295, 4, 3, 2...
00:17:57Absolutely impossible.
00:18:02How did you do that?
00:18:03There's no way.
00:18:04I don't think I've ever seen anything like this.
00:18:06Nobody but the Master of Magic could have done this.
00:18:12No!
00:18:13No, no, no, you...
00:18:14You clearly switched out the deck while Brie was distracting us.
00:18:16I knew it.
00:18:18Yeah, of course.
00:18:18Just some amateur trying something stupid.
00:18:20Nothing but a cheap, lazy trick from the hack.
00:18:25Now, it's got a show to print.
00:18:29Sophie, Eugene, stop gobbling at those cards and let's get to work.
00:18:32Come on.
00:18:32Okay.
00:18:35Samuel, you believe he really did it, right?
00:18:38I don't know what to believe.
00:18:42Well, come on.
00:18:43The show opens in a few days.
00:18:45We need to prep.
00:18:46Oh, you don't have to worry about prepping.
00:18:59This is not going to be a show.
00:19:02Who is this?
00:19:04It's Richard Kim.
00:19:05He produces every other magic show in town.
00:19:08Samuel hates him.
00:19:10Richard, get the hell out of my theater.
00:19:13Your theater.
00:19:15Oh, no, no, my little friend.
00:19:16This is now my theater.
00:19:18What the hell are you talking about?
00:19:21I have a three-year lease with the owner.
00:19:25Which, as of this morning, is me.
00:19:27I bought the theater.
00:19:28Which means you and your dirty pack of magical nobodies have one hour to get the hell out.
00:19:36You can't just buy the theater.
00:19:39I'm the biggest show in town.
00:19:41Used to be.
00:19:42You're past your prime.
00:19:44My new show will triple your numbers.
00:19:47The contract can't be canceled.
00:19:48I'll lose everything.
00:19:50If Brie loses this show, the orphanage that I grew up in that saved my life as a child will
00:19:56be destroyed.
00:19:57Hey, we still have a contract.
00:19:58You can't just kick us out.
00:19:59Hey, hey, hey, doll face.
00:20:01How about you focus on looking sexy while being cut in half and let the adults talk?
00:20:06I'm this show's producer.
00:20:07And if you cancel the show, I'll sue you into oblivion.
00:20:11Not if I can prove you're not worthy of this theater.
00:20:14I'll give you a chance.
00:20:16A head-to-head magical competition.
00:20:18Your old man and his team wins, you keep your contract.
00:20:22My team wins, your contract is terminated.
00:20:25And you go back to doing birthday parties for eight-year-olds.
00:20:30Deal.
00:20:33Mr. Kensington will wipe the floor with whoever you put him up against.
00:20:36Great.
00:20:37The competition will be tonight.
00:20:40Tonight?
00:20:40His cast doesn't come off for another week.
00:20:42Not my problem.
00:20:44Hope you have a good backup team.
00:20:51Ladies and gentlemen, aren't you ready for the epic no-holds-barred battle to see who will get this theater
00:20:58and who will be thrown out into the street?
00:21:03Don't worry.
00:21:05We have an ace at first leave.
00:21:07Daniel.
00:21:09You gotta be kidding.
00:21:10You're not seriously considering putting the prop boy out there.
00:21:13His best trick is probably making a penny up here behind his ear.
00:21:16It's all or nothing for us.
00:21:17All right?
00:21:18Richard Kim isn't sending lightweights to this brawl.
00:21:20He's got world-class, real magicians.
00:21:23Yeah, no problem.
00:21:24I'm good enough to take on anyone that Kim sends to us.
00:21:27And now, the challengers.
00:21:29Richard Kim's latest sensation, Matt Van Buren.
00:21:47Oh, no.
00:21:49Oh, God, no.
00:21:51What?
00:21:52How did he get Matt Van Buren?
00:21:57He's the youngest magician to have five stars.
00:22:01He's one of the best in the world.
00:22:06That guy?
00:22:08Xavier will wipe the floor with his ass.
00:22:09Yeah.
00:22:10Bring him on.
00:22:11Now, for the first act, or should I say miracle?
00:22:16Before each magician is a glass of water.
00:22:19The magicians must turn their water into wine in a way that our top judges can't figure out.
00:22:26The magician to stump the most judges wins.
00:22:30Matt Van Buren won the Grand Prix for Close-Up Magic last year.
00:22:33This plays exactly to his strengths.
00:22:36He's way beyond Xavier's League.
00:22:39We're gonna lose.
00:22:45Maybe not.
00:22:48Showtime.
00:22:54Xavier!
00:22:57Xavier.
00:22:59Not you.
00:23:00What?
00:23:01What?
00:23:11you should go out this wrong
00:23:14what he he's not even a magician he's just the guy that cleans up duff shit yeah xavier's the
00:23:20best of all of us yeah look girl i know you have a little crush on the little prop boy
00:23:24but leave
00:23:24this to the real magicians samuel you can't seriously be considering this i mean that guy
00:23:28is gonna piss himself out there and the magician from the kensington team
00:23:42maybe he's just the prop assistant but i need a hail mary right now daniel
00:23:56oh my god you're prop boy you're really gonna put up the help against someone like
00:24:02matt van buren don't worry kid this will be over real quick and then you can run back to the
00:24:07shadows where you belong it's a shame though because matt's just my warm-up act you'll get
00:24:13beat so bad you'll never see my big showstopper matt van buren's just the warm-up act he's one
00:24:19of the best in the world they say he might even get a six star soon there hasn't been a
00:24:23new six
00:24:23star magician in over a decade no it's obvious what samuel's doing okay he knows he doesn't
00:24:28have a chance so he's already looking for excuses when he loses he'll say it's because he gave a nobody
00:24:33a try boss this guy is a hack he's gonna make a fool out of all of us it's a
00:24:39two out of three
00:24:40competition we need to judge their strength oh i i get it i get you see samuel sending daniel out
00:24:47to get slaughtered and then i come in and save the day worth that he actually thinks he's out
00:24:52there because he has a shot at being a real magician
00:24:57and you are daniel just daniel nice coveralls daniel i give my servants the same ones
00:25:06enjoy your moment just daniel this will be the biggest crowd you ever perform for
00:25:12i can't believe he actually went there as if he was a real magician he's trying to be embarrassed
00:25:16sad he really thought that he could hang with the pros no you're sure about this just trust me
00:25:27don't feel too bad you should be honored to be on the stage with me
00:25:32gentlemen are you ready i was born ready what about you buddy you look a little nervous
00:25:39maybe you should be
00:25:43because i'm about to embarrass the living shit out of you
00:25:49god he's frozen with fear come on daniel
00:25:53was it stupid to pick him daniel are you okay absolutely oh my god what a shit show
00:26:02he's not even prepping it hey newbie this is when you're supposed to prepare your illusion
00:26:08i'm good
00:26:13no i'm good that's why i have a five star magician's amulet and you have what
00:26:20coveralls covered in dirt and dove shit you know what it's not too soon to back out
00:26:26if you do i'll give you the honor of having my autograph
00:26:30are you ready or do you need more time to prepare
00:26:33no i don't need more time for this trick
00:26:39then first up is matt von buren
00:26:43pay attention this is where you learn to respect your betters
00:27:01it's finished
00:27:06that was seamless
00:27:09unbelievable
00:27:09even i don't know how you did that
00:27:12there's no way daniel could do a trick that's even as fraction as good as matt's
00:27:18what do you think judges did matt von buren's trick fool you i have no idea how that was
00:27:25done if i didn't know any better i'd say it's a miracle i'm stumped well done you're three for
00:27:30three you have stumped our judges does anyone here know how he accomplished his trick
00:27:44you have something to say prop boy your trick wasn't bad i just know exactly how you did it
00:27:58sure you do please enlighten us tell us all how i did my trick
00:28:03all in good time
00:28:06idiot everybody knows that he's lying pathetic
00:28:20what's he doing he's making a fool out of all of us
00:28:22hey there looks like your fellow's got some stage fright
00:28:28this is what happens when you don't respect the craft you're making a fool out of all of us
00:28:34i think he can do it
00:28:35it doesn't matter what you think okay you're not one of us
00:28:39you're just some dumb girl who had a little bit of money to burn
00:28:42if it weren't for you we wouldn't be in this mess
00:28:53looks like you're having some trouble here why don't you let me help you
00:29:03switch it now prop boy
00:29:06you need to end this now you're
00:29:13you're right
00:29:16i swore off my old wife
00:29:28but i can't keep running forever
00:29:35ladies and gentlemen
00:29:38are you ready for something extraordinary
00:29:42now but first
00:29:43i'm gonna need some help
00:29:47brie
00:29:48could you come here
00:29:54what is he doing
00:29:56you gotta be kidding me
00:29:57this is just sad
00:30:08you all know magic is an illusion
00:30:11but still
00:30:12you hold out hope that one day you'll experience something so incredible
00:30:17you can never explain it in a million years
00:30:20well isn't this like life
00:30:21see every day you experience your reality through your senses
00:30:25but what if you couldn't trust your senses
00:30:33wouldn't your reality then
00:30:36just be an illusion
00:30:39don't blink
00:30:41you'll miss it
00:30:55that's it
00:30:58nothing happened
00:30:59you're supposed to change the water into wine
00:31:01hey mr kentington
00:31:02i told you you shouldn't have put that glorified janitor up
00:31:05to take my place
00:31:06you should have
00:31:07respected my ranking
00:31:08no i think there's something else going on
00:31:12now i apologize ladies and gentlemen
00:31:14i can't seem to complete my transformation
00:31:17i knew it
00:31:18this theater is mine
00:31:20without one final piece of equipment
00:31:22which will be coming
00:31:24right about
00:31:26now
00:31:37what's he doing
00:31:38he's like a cake knife
00:31:41he's gonna shatter that glass all over the floor
00:31:50ow
00:31:58unbelievable
00:32:00amazing
00:32:05whoa
00:32:09that is fast
00:32:11my judges
00:32:15incredible
00:32:20cake
00:32:21the lava is a chocolate wine reduction sauce
00:32:24i can't believe i'm eating cake
00:32:27the only person i've ever seen do a trick like this was
00:32:30the master of magic
00:32:39how is this possible
00:32:47now for the critical moment
00:32:49judges
00:32:49what do you think
00:32:50do you know how he did it
00:32:52i have no idea
00:32:53not a clue
00:32:56and you jennifer
00:32:58i'm completely stumped
00:33:01well in the case of a tie
00:33:03we turn back to the magicians themselves
00:33:06daniel
00:33:07you said earlier you know how matthew did his trick
00:33:10tell us
00:33:12yeah
00:33:12tell us
00:33:15he dropped in edible iron filmates
00:33:20then a hidden magnetic fan spun the iron
00:33:22ironizing
00:33:24turning the water red
00:33:26giving it the earthy flavors of a wine
00:33:30that's
00:33:32correct
00:33:35amazing
00:33:36and matthew
00:33:38how did daniel do his trick
00:33:45i don't know
00:33:47and with that daniel wins our first round
00:34:03i need a knife
00:34:06let's give him cake
00:34:08well done young man
00:34:11the only other magician that could have accomplished that transformation was the master of magic
00:34:20no no no he didn't transform anything he didn't even teleport
00:34:24he must have cheated
00:34:26there's no way an untrained worker has that much level of skill
00:34:29exactly
00:34:30he probably blocked the judges or something
00:34:35how could you let him beat you you embarrassed us with your performance
00:34:38how was i supposed to know he was gonna do that with the cup and teleport to the judges
00:34:41who is that guy
00:34:47it doesn't matter
00:34:48get out of my face
00:34:49it's time for the real magicians to get to work
00:34:52you think you've won
00:34:56you haven't won shit
00:34:58it's time to bring out my A team
00:35:05kate barlow
00:35:14miss barlow
00:35:16thank you for joining us
00:35:18that's that's kate barlow
00:35:20he's the fism world champion in parlor magic
00:35:23and an actual six star magician
00:35:26all right
00:35:26who's ready for the headliner
00:35:31second round is quick change magic
00:35:33that's sophie's specialty
00:35:34you had your little fun in the first round
00:35:36but now watch an actual problem
00:35:39a real magician doesn't need to bribe the judges
00:35:42or cause some fake amateur distractions
00:35:44a real magician doesn't need to
00:35:47because she has hard earned skills
00:35:49now
00:35:52yeah
00:35:52get him sophie
00:35:54always nice to see a fellow female on stage
00:35:56too bad i'm gonna crush you
00:35:58oh
00:35:58you think so
00:36:00your rank is impressive
00:36:02but it doesn't scare me
00:36:03oh you think i brought in miss barlow
00:36:06just for her rank
00:36:07you didn't
00:36:09i brought in kate barlow
00:36:11because she was the protege
00:36:13of the master of magic
00:36:16he taught me everything he knows
00:36:19funny i don't remember training her
00:36:23you were trained by the master of magic
00:36:25oh she wasn't just trained by him
00:36:27he realized that she was better than him
00:36:29that's why he disappeared
00:36:32that can't be true right
00:36:33richard wouldn't dare
00:36:35make a claim like that if it wasn't true
00:36:37so what you're saying is that we have to compete against somebody who's better than the master of magic
00:36:43oh so what i'll still destroy you
00:36:45sophie shut up
00:36:48miss barlow
00:36:50it is an honor to compete
00:36:52with a magician
00:36:54of your caliber
00:36:55i wish i could say the same
00:36:57but honestly
00:36:59it's an insult
00:37:00you're even trying to compete
00:37:02so why are you here
00:37:05to shatter my teacher's old records
00:37:08and publicly declare myself
00:37:10the new master of magic
00:37:16ladies and gentlemen
00:37:18this next act is even harder than our first
00:37:21it is all about quick change magic
00:37:24transforming outfits as many times as possible
00:37:27in 30 seconds
00:37:28the world record is 17 changes
00:37:32held by the master of magic
00:37:39do you think you can beat that
00:37:41that's a change every two seconds
00:37:43there's no way you can beat that
00:37:44i could beat that in my sleep
00:37:50hell
00:37:50there's not a magic technique in the world that would make that trick possible
00:37:53only the master of magic would be able to do that
00:37:56i know every one of his secrets
00:37:59are you saying you're going to break the master of magic's record
00:38:04who here would like to see me break the record
00:38:09then start the music
00:38:21one two three standard
00:38:25oh my god her pace
00:38:27how is she doing
00:38:30she about to break the record
00:38:32they're about to break the record
00:38:34this is unreal
00:38:36this is history
00:38:39that is 18 changes
00:38:41ladies and gentlemen
00:38:42we have a new world record
00:38:44and possibly a new master of magic
00:38:49she just did that
00:38:50i've never seen anything like it
00:38:52the concentration
00:38:53the skill needed to do something like that
00:38:56she had to learn it from the master of magic
00:38:59i wouldn't believe it if i hadn't just seen it with my own eyes
00:39:02for a second there i thought she'd actually figure out my technique
00:39:05but no
00:39:06she's a fraud like the rest
00:39:08sophie
00:39:09you can beat that right
00:39:11i can only manage nine or ten changes but not 18
00:39:17well
00:39:18are you even going to attempt to compete
00:39:20or do you just want to give me the theater now
00:39:24no one can do that
00:39:26we should just give up
00:39:27come on sophie there has to be some chance
00:39:29okay you don't know what you're talking about
00:39:32i can't do that
00:39:33no one can do that
00:39:35you're just some dumb girl with money who tried to get into magic
00:39:38and you don't know anything about magic
00:39:40okay you put that guy on stage for beat's sake
00:39:42are you going to come out here and embarrass yourselves
00:39:45or can i get ready for my first photo shoot
00:39:48as the new master of magic
00:39:51come on
00:39:52one of you at least has to try
00:39:54i can't lose this contract
00:39:56i have children that are my responsibility and they will starve
00:40:00sophie
00:40:02eugene
00:40:03savior
00:40:05if i had my hand
00:40:06i would try but
00:40:08i don't even think i would stand a chance
00:40:11well well
00:40:12looks like i won
00:40:14sir
00:40:16are you hiring
00:40:18really
00:40:19you're going to betray your boss right in front of him
00:40:22might as well
00:40:23we can't go down with a sinking ship of losers
00:40:25sorry samuel
00:40:26you should not put your faith in a stupid girl
00:40:28who doesn't understand the first thing about magic
00:40:30it's over
00:40:31the theater is mine
00:40:35i failed them
00:40:37i failed the originate
00:40:41might as well go with them daniel
00:40:44hey what where are you going
00:40:48what is he doing
00:40:51we still have a shot
00:40:53i'm gonna take it
00:40:54daniel stop
00:40:55you can't just go out there and embarrass yourself
00:40:57i won't let you
00:40:58brie
00:40:58do you trust me
00:41:03and with the kensington team giving up
00:41:05the winners are
00:41:07wait
00:41:11the kensington team sold us to do their quick change act
00:41:15that's adorable
00:41:17do you even know what a quick change act is prop boy
00:41:20i'll manage
00:41:22really samuel you're sending out the help again
00:41:25this loser has no chance of beating kate
00:41:27sir we tried to warn him but samuel just wouldn't listen
00:41:31this worker conned him just like he conned the judges in the last round
00:41:35hey that's not true
00:41:36the only reason why he's here is because brie has a little crush on him
00:41:39that's enough
00:41:39is that what's going on the producer's amateur boyfriend is trying to save the show
00:41:46that's really cute
00:41:47i said that's enough
00:41:48daniel are you ready
00:41:53your time starts
00:41:57now
00:42:07we're waiting
00:42:10look at all these quick changes
00:42:11he's going so fast i can't keep track of them
00:42:17hey honey
00:42:18it doesn't look like magic's your thing
00:42:21but i'm always hiring boys to do my laundry
00:42:24what are you doing boy
00:42:26just trust him
00:42:28he has it under control
00:42:29are you kidding me
00:42:30if he has it under control
00:42:32i'm freaking merlin himself
00:42:34hey brie
00:42:35you might want to turn around for this one
00:42:37okay your boyfriend is about to reveal himself for the fraud that he truly is
00:42:42seriously get off the stage you look like a fucking ass
00:42:46yo buddy you're not getting 18 bro
00:42:49Daniel what are you doing
00:42:51are you happy
00:42:52you've embarrassed yourself
00:42:53and wasted my precious time
00:43:01time
00:43:01time is a funny thing isn't it
00:43:05see we always complain that time goes by too fast
00:43:08but in moments like these it's like time
00:43:12stand still
00:43:16your technique wasn't bad
00:43:18just wasn't the master of magic's technique
00:43:23this is
00:43:27what's he gonna do
00:43:28he's right now
00:43:33i'll blink
00:43:43congratulations
00:43:44one change in 30 seconds
00:43:46i win
00:43:48but you can't call that a competition
00:43:49what a waste of time
00:43:51sophie at least would have had a chance
00:43:52well i think we know who won this contest
00:43:56are you sure about that
00:44:14how did he do that
00:44:1777
00:44:2078
00:44:29ladies and gentlemen
00:44:31we have 78 changes
00:44:33do you believe it's not possible
00:44:35it's impossible
00:44:38it's impossible for mere mortals
00:44:41but not for the master of magic
00:44:44wait
00:44:45is he the real master of magic
00:44:49the misdirect you used
00:44:52showmanship
00:44:53the transformation on a massive scale
00:44:57ladies and gentlemen
00:44:58you have just witnessed the return of a legend
00:45:01because this man is the master of magic
00:45:04oh my god
00:45:11i knew it
00:45:12i knew it
00:45:14oh
00:45:14i just made an axe of myself
00:45:19in front of the real master of magic
00:45:22without question
00:45:23i believe i speak for all three judges
00:45:26to declare that
00:45:27daniel is the winner of this competition
00:45:29ladies and gentlemen
00:45:30you heard it
00:45:31daniel wins the competition
00:45:36daniel
00:45:36daniel
00:45:37daniel
00:45:38daniel
00:45:41daniel
00:45:42daniel
00:45:42daniel
00:45:44please
00:45:45please forgive me
00:45:46i was just so inspired by example growing up
00:45:48that i feel as if you've been with me every step of the way
00:45:51how dare you lie to me
00:45:53you swore to me you learned everything from him
00:45:55you're nothing but a fraud
00:45:57get out of here
00:46:02i've spent the last six years looking for you
00:46:05i'd almost given up hope i'd ever find the master of magic
00:46:08because i know that before you were the master of magic
00:46:12you were a world-class cat burglar
00:46:17tonight
00:46:17the diamond nebula casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year
00:46:22i'm pulling together an organization to take it
00:46:25i'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars
00:46:28that you'd make more in one night than a lifetime performing on this stage
00:46:33here
00:46:35down payment to show you i'm serious
00:46:38so what do you say
00:46:40ready to make some real money
00:46:44i won both rounds to competition didn't i
00:46:48well yes
00:46:49then mr kensington gets to keep his theater
00:46:52that was the deal
00:46:54right of course
00:46:55but what do you think of my offer
00:46:59what do i think of your offer
00:47:06now why don't you get out of here before i conjure a horse out of your ass
00:47:13that was so good
00:47:19wow everybody give it up for the master of magic
00:47:23wow
00:47:26you know daniel
00:47:28when i first saw you
00:47:29i knew that you were special
00:47:30yeah of course
00:47:32i mean even an idiot could see
00:47:34he was the master of magic
00:47:36and honestly um
00:47:38i just feel
00:47:40so honored
00:47:40to be standing in the same room as you right now
00:47:46you guys are acting like you had his back this whole time
00:47:48after all the abuse you heaped on him earlier
00:47:51no we were just joking
00:47:54right
00:47:55guys
00:47:57you're gonna stay with us
00:47:58right daniel
00:48:00yeah of course he's gonna stay with us
00:48:02we're just you know
00:48:03join him some love
00:48:05yeah
00:48:06the three of you
00:48:07your actions were a disgrace
00:48:10disrespecting the greatest
00:48:11magician of all time
00:48:14i think daniel should decide what your punishment is
00:48:17punishment
00:48:18punishment is a very strong word
00:48:20no we don't
00:48:21first of all
00:48:21i don't like that
00:48:22you know
00:48:24i do think
00:48:26maybe a little public humiliation
00:48:29will do you three some good
00:48:36i know i see it
00:48:38that's the most embarrassing thing i've ever seen
00:48:40disgusting
00:48:50so you're really him
00:48:54master of magic
00:48:55i don't feel i am worthy to be on the same stage as you
00:49:00if um
00:49:01you want to stay
00:49:03i gladly open for you
00:49:05and give you the marquee performance
00:49:07but uh
00:49:08whether you stay or leave
00:49:10it's
00:49:11well it's completely
00:49:13your decision
00:49:15so what do you say
00:49:18if you knew how i'd let eric die
00:49:20you'd hate me
00:49:23i'm not the master of magic
00:49:26that may be true
00:49:27but
00:49:28nobody else
00:49:30could ever do
00:49:31what you did up here
00:49:45that bracelet
00:49:48could daniel be eric's brother
00:50:01hey
00:50:03all this time and i didn't recognize you
00:50:06daniel angier
00:50:07but you're still the same
00:50:09the older brother looking out for the smaller kid
00:50:12anytime eric got hurt
00:50:13he'd come running
00:50:17i want him out of the most
00:50:19i let him down
00:50:25eric knew what he was doing
00:50:27and he was so proud of you
00:50:29the only time
00:50:30you let him down
00:50:32is when you stopped being the master of magic
00:50:35what
00:50:36eric believed in you
00:50:38and your gifts
00:50:39don't let your guilt
00:50:41take that away
00:50:42you're still the master of magic
00:50:45you just have to claim it
00:50:53where'd he go
00:50:54daniel
00:50:54daniel
00:50:55we want an interview
00:50:56in here
00:51:08i could have sworn you went this way
00:51:09you have to be here somewhere
00:51:18your fins
00:51:20ah well that sounds
00:51:22awful
00:51:24you have to be here
00:51:53and if you think you're still the master of magic
00:51:53I think this is a great thing
00:51:59You know, Eric told me to find you.
00:52:05Well, you knew we'd be good together.
00:52:11So, are you ready to call yourself the master of magic again?
00:52:29This looks way worse than the one when we were kids.
00:52:32Now you see why I was so desperate to get the money.
00:52:49What happened to this orphanage?
00:52:52Good business.
00:52:53That's what happened.
00:53:01This is Barry Carnegie.
00:53:03He owns the orphanage.
00:53:05You're supposed to be in jail.
00:53:06Ah, so you recognize me.
00:53:09Silly boy.
00:53:10Jail and laws are only for the poor.
00:53:13I was out in two years.
00:53:15And I've already taken back my casino.
00:53:17As well as this place.
00:53:19It's mine.
00:53:20I bought it.
00:53:21And I've been using it for child labor.
00:53:23To squeeze every dime out of it.
00:53:25And funnel it into my casino.
00:53:27You're a monster.
00:53:28Nah.
00:53:29If I'm such a monster, why don't you buy the orphanage from me, huh?
00:53:33Oh, you can't.
00:53:34Because you're poor and pathetic.
00:53:38See this watch?
00:53:39This is worth more than the whole place.
00:53:41So, you either give me the money for the orphanage, or you get the fuck out.
00:53:47I'm gonna get it.
00:53:48Well, babe, you better get all of it to me by noon tomorrow.
00:53:52Because that's when the dozers start up.
00:53:54Who wouldn't tear this place apart from my new casino?
00:53:58But you can't be serious.
00:54:01What about the children?
00:54:03Miss Anderson, what's he talking about?
00:54:06Are we gonna lose our home?
00:54:07Yeah, you are.
00:54:10But, listen.
00:54:13You can stay in my hotel.
00:54:15Ten grand a night.
00:54:17You got that kind of money, kid?
00:54:20I didn't think so.
00:54:23Let's go.
00:54:25You want millions for this place.
00:54:28I mean, how am I gonna get that kind of money by tomorrow at noon?
00:54:34You'll have your money.
00:54:36Oh, yeah.
00:54:39Where are you gonna get it?
00:54:41Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:54:47I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:54:50I'm gonna rob your casino.
00:55:13I'm gonna pull off this heist and save the orphanage in your memory, Eric.
00:55:20Oh, I see Richard got the three links to try to steal the money.
00:55:24The top burglars in the world.
00:55:27Lily.
00:55:28System logistics and camera espionage.
00:55:33Lalisa, who cracked the Kremlin's most secure vault three times.
00:55:39Anna Vita, who can seduce anyone with a pulse.
00:55:44They're good.
00:55:46Almost as good as me.
00:55:48Fortunately, I can use that to my advantage.
00:55:59So, I gather you three are here to rob the Diamond Nebula vault as well.
00:56:08I'm just who you think you are, idiot man with a dead fish.
00:56:12And tell her why she shouldn't gut you right now like a mule deer.
00:56:15Maybe we should play with this little man for a little bit.
00:56:18And then, snip his manhood off.
00:56:21We don't need a knife.
00:56:22I'm sure a pair of dweezers would be being up.
00:56:28Ladies, please.
00:56:30Let's make a deal.
00:56:36See if I can help you, I take a share of it.
00:56:39If I can't, I take nothing.
00:56:49How did he do that?
00:56:52Well, this is Vegas.
00:56:54He's probably just some lucky trickster.
00:56:56Give us a moment.
00:57:00There's nobody here.
00:57:02Maybe he could be our father.
00:57:04I like it.
00:57:05He's clearly in all the reasons.
00:57:07It's not like he's a pro and we'd see it coming.
00:57:09We keep double-crossing easy.
00:57:13Alright.
00:57:14We'll let you help us.
00:57:15And we'll even let you in all the cash.
00:57:18But, you have to prove yourself first.
00:57:24I'm listening.
00:57:27You see that cart of a deader boy?
00:57:29Clear it out.
00:57:31Bring us the chips.
00:57:32You have five minutes.
00:57:34Do that, and we will know that you can be a part of this heist.
00:57:37Look at him.
00:57:39This man-child doesn't know the first thing about picking a pocket.
00:57:42First, you're going to need a key.
00:57:44And you got that.
00:57:45A key.
00:57:46And then...
00:57:49My auntie writes things down.
00:57:51Honey, you should give up now.
00:57:53You're a little house kitten dealing with apex predators.
00:58:01Okay.
00:58:02Okay.
00:58:04He is stupider than I thought.
00:58:06He's going in the wrong direction.
00:58:07Completely unaware of his environment.
00:58:09Hopeless.
00:58:10This whole thing is a waste of time.
00:58:12Let's just get rid of him.
00:58:16Is he going to drink during a haste?
00:58:18Oh, I am so nervous.
00:58:20I need a drink of water.
00:58:22He's only going to slow a spell.
00:58:23Look at him.
00:58:30He's only going to walk around and you can't watch his step.
00:58:33I am a klutz and a half.
00:58:35I am so sorry.
00:58:36Here, let me just, let me help you just wipe.
00:58:37No, no, get off of me, man.
00:58:39Piece of garbage.
00:58:40Sorry.
00:58:40Yeah, garbage.
00:58:42Just...
00:58:43He tried a little bump and snatch.
00:58:46He could grab the key.
00:58:47He's a terrible failure.
00:58:49I have seen enough.
00:58:55You had your shot and you blew it.
00:58:58Like the same thief you are.
00:59:00Now you can go.
00:59:01You blew your chance to work with the best in the world, guy.
00:59:05Best in the world, huh?
00:59:08Well, then maybe you can tell me how I did this.
00:59:22Impossible.
00:59:23He never even opens a chip card.
00:59:25Who is this guy?
00:59:27Could he be the one playing us?
00:59:30How...
00:59:30How did he do that?
00:59:33Is this enough proof for you?
00:59:35Ladies,
00:59:37those chips did not come from the card.
00:59:39No one is safe group.
00:59:42He probably already hit him on his sleeve.
00:59:45That makes sense.
00:59:46He's treating this like some little magic show.
00:59:48He's clearly an amateur, which is good.
00:59:51You wouldn't want to double-cross the bra.
00:59:52He's the perfect dumb taxi.
00:59:56All right.
00:59:57We'll let you help us.
00:59:59But don't get in our way.
01:00:03Deal.
01:00:05Okay.
01:00:06Let's get back to the plan, shall we?
01:00:08Cuatro, cinco, seis.
01:00:10I count six guards at the vault.
01:00:12All six Slovakian mercenaries.
01:00:15Sworn to protect that vault with their lives.
01:00:18This is a child's play.
01:00:20Easier than roping a legless mule.
01:00:22It's time for a distraction.
01:00:25When I walk past those guards,
01:00:27they won't be able to take their eyes off me.
01:00:30Your plan is broken.
01:00:34What did you just say?
01:00:36I said your plan is broken.
01:00:38Do you realize how ignorant you sound?
01:00:41Evita seduced presidents, kings, CEOs, bishops,
01:00:45and that perfume that she just sprayed on
01:00:47has a pheromone that completely takes over the male brain.
01:00:55That's what I thought.
01:00:56Finally, something makes it to that Neanderthal school of you.
01:01:00Now shut up and watch a professional look.
01:01:03Look, idiot.
01:01:05Watch her sway.
01:01:09It is already starting to fight.
01:01:22Her last conquest was the richest man in South America.
01:01:25She took him for all he was worth.
01:01:28And before then,
01:01:30the hit with Monica.
01:01:31So how exactly is her plan broken?
01:01:34You'll see for yourself in three, two, one.
01:01:39Oh my God.
01:01:40You smell that?
01:01:42Oh my God.
01:01:47God.
01:01:49I got that scent.
01:01:50I can't resist.
01:01:51Halt!
01:01:53Halt!
01:01:55Get back to your post.
01:01:56What are you doing?
01:01:58Damn it.
01:01:59The perfume does not work on Vimit.
01:02:01It's fine.
01:02:02I almost got them away from the vault.
01:02:04And that stupid captain means
01:02:06I will try again any real work.
01:02:07They do not have time.
01:02:09We need a new destruction now.
01:02:15What's in him?
01:02:16When he goes to destroy the guards,
01:02:17they will catch you.
01:02:18We'll kill two guards with one stone.
01:02:22You go.
01:02:25Ay, ay, ay, ay.
01:02:26These voters on our beach
01:02:27can't even try to be sneaky.
01:02:29I mean, just look at how
01:02:30he walked right up to us earlier.
01:02:31Exactly.
01:02:32He'll get arrested
01:02:33and that will be
01:02:34the big distraction
01:02:35that we need.
01:02:36This snotty-nosed cult
01:02:37really thinks
01:02:38he's getting a payday tonight.
01:02:40I almost feel sorry for him.
01:02:47Is he blind as well as stupid?
01:02:50He's walking right past the guards.
01:02:53Maybe he's leaving.
01:02:55Realizing it looks too good for him.
01:03:00Is he going to gamble now?
01:03:01Is he serious?
01:03:03My priceless,
01:03:04one-of-a-kind,
01:03:05two-faced trick coin.
01:03:06It's hard to let go.
01:03:08It's hard to save the orphans.
01:03:10I'd do anything.
01:03:12He's not even using
01:03:13Zindra's loot machines.
01:03:14He's gambling with the old ones.
01:03:16How is this going to be a distraction?
01:03:17Huh?
01:03:18How?
01:03:20This is ridiculous.
01:03:21We have to go in.
01:03:22He can't even distract the guards.
01:03:24He's not even smart enough
01:03:25to be a foul guy.
01:03:26My bedroom is ready.
01:03:26I'm going back.
01:03:27No, babe.
01:03:31I want to see him fail.
01:03:33Then,
01:03:34he's forgotten.
01:03:47No way.
01:03:52Oh, my gosh.
01:03:53Amazing.
01:03:54For your first try?
01:03:56Jackpot?
01:03:57How did he do that?
01:03:58All he can was
01:03:59he probably just got lucky.
01:04:00That's not the real distraction.
01:04:14The slot machines are paying out.
01:04:25All security personnel to the floor.
01:04:27That's impossible.
01:04:29Why ain't Sam Hilda's happy?
01:04:30Is he more than an amateur?
01:04:32Ladies?
01:04:33Are we getting played by Kim?
01:04:39No, probably just more beginners look.
01:04:42Right.
01:04:42When we need him to take the fall,
01:04:43he'll still easily do it.
01:04:46He's going into vault.
01:04:47He's trying to get the cash
01:04:48before we do.
01:04:55The same vault I broke into six years ago
01:04:57to steal the documents
01:04:59that got the owner arrested.
01:05:02Trying to go in without us?
01:05:04Don't think I want that little smokey here
01:05:05to take a piece out of you
01:05:06if you try to double-cross us.
01:05:08Did your parents ever teach you
01:05:09not to play with those things?
01:05:14Oh, blazes!
01:05:15How did that happen?
01:05:23You were going to pay for that!
01:05:24Dory, it'll wash out.
01:05:26And I couldn't double-cross you
01:05:27if I tried.
01:05:31That's right.
01:05:32We're too good.
01:05:33We are professionals.
01:05:34You are just some nobody
01:05:35who thinks of you magic
01:05:36to exclude seminar league.
01:05:37Oh, whatever.
01:05:38Step aside.
01:05:39We are wasting them
01:05:40a little time.
01:05:41It is time for the professionals to work.
01:05:47Alyssa is the best safe cracker
01:05:49in the world.
01:05:50She's cracked into safes
01:05:52at the Bank of London
01:05:52and the New York Federal Reserve
01:05:53and Fort Knox all in one week.
01:05:55Can't do that with your little coin trick.
01:05:58Just as I thought.
01:05:59Three lockers,
01:06:00mechanical combination,
01:06:02and a biometric ID reader.
01:06:04No wonder only one thief
01:06:05has ever been able to crack this safe.
01:06:07Yeah, me.
01:06:09Fortunately,
01:06:10that one thief
01:06:11was me
01:06:12six years ago.
01:06:15Is she really trying
01:06:17to take credit for my heist?
01:06:26One down,
01:06:28three to go.
01:06:33Intruder alert.
01:06:35False entry detected.
01:06:36Notifying authorities
01:06:37in 20 seconds.
01:06:39Alyssa, you triggered the door alarm.
01:06:41We have to make it stop.
01:06:42Just give me a minute.
01:06:43We don't have a minute.
01:06:44How did you disarm it last time?
01:06:45Because it was you
01:06:46who cracked the safe, right?
01:06:48Somebody shuts me off.
01:06:49Eleven.
01:06:50Well, I'm just saying
01:06:51you've taught us before,
01:06:53so I'm not getting a problem.
01:06:54Stop bothering her
01:06:55with your questions
01:06:55and just standing in the corner
01:06:56like a good little boy.
01:06:58Five.
01:06:59Four.
01:07:00Three.
01:07:01Two.
01:07:04Three.
01:07:05Two.
01:07:05Two.
01:07:08Intruder alert canceled.
01:07:11Got it.
01:07:13Sure you did.
01:07:14How was I supposed to know
01:07:16the interior had been modified
01:07:17to lock like an IBV
01:07:18and a national vault?
01:07:20You should have stolen
01:07:21the vault's blueprints beforehand.
01:07:22Like I did.
01:07:24Uh, give me another second.
01:07:26Ladies, we don't have
01:07:27another second.
01:07:28Hold on.
01:07:29I'll give it a shot.
01:07:31You really think
01:07:32you can be faster than me?
01:07:34I am the one
01:07:34who cracked the safe,
01:07:35not you.
01:07:37Stop distracting her.
01:07:38This is a job for the pros.
01:07:39Alisa, you got this.
01:07:41No, she doesn't.
01:07:42What are you talking about?
01:07:43She won't get it open.
01:07:44The place where she's drilling,
01:07:46it won't work.
01:07:46You do not know
01:07:47what you're talking about.
01:07:48You are nothing
01:07:49and you are a nobody.
01:07:55Hmm.
01:07:56Got it.
01:07:58She won't get it open.
01:07:59Go back to shoplifting,
01:08:00you child.
01:08:04Ah.
01:08:04What is it?
01:08:06What's wrong?
01:08:08It's hollow.
01:08:10The locking mechanism
01:08:11must be in a different
01:08:12part of the door.
01:08:13Look, the guards
01:08:14are almost here.
01:08:14I can help.
01:08:15A quiet idiot.
01:08:16I almost found it.
01:08:17Alisa.
01:08:19What?
01:08:21Maybe we should
01:08:22give him a shot.
01:08:23And if he can't open it,
01:08:24then we will tackle him
01:08:26and then say that we
01:08:27stopped him from
01:08:27robbing the casino.
01:08:32Hold yours.
01:08:33Try not to screw up
01:08:34what I already started.
01:08:35Don't worry.
01:08:37We'll be inside the vault
01:08:38in a matter of seconds.
01:08:44What the hell
01:08:45are you doing?
01:08:46Is this idiota
01:08:47trying to pray
01:08:48his way into the vault?
01:08:49He's drunk.
01:08:50He's been drunk
01:08:51the whole time.
01:08:52We're just seeing it now.
01:08:53Well, if he'd stop
01:08:54talking and listen,
01:08:55you'd hear the magnets
01:08:56sliding around inside.
01:08:57All security personnel,
01:08:59we have a
01:08:59code 9
01:09:01at the vault.
01:09:02Thumbs up.
01:09:03Tickle him.
01:09:07Now for the magic words.
01:09:11Open sesame.
01:09:21How the hell?
01:09:23Impossible.
01:09:24Who are you?
01:09:25Are we in overhead?
01:09:27Ladies,
01:09:28I suggest we get in.
01:09:37What the fuck?
01:09:41God damn.
01:09:43There's got to be
01:09:44near a billion in here.
01:09:45I am taking
01:09:46a decade-long spot trip.
01:09:48I am finally going to
01:09:49buy the mention
01:09:49of the Kispy and see.
01:10:00Bingo.
01:10:03Just what do you
01:10:04think you're doing?
01:10:06Just taking my share.
01:10:09You think you are
01:10:10so smart.
01:10:12Did you really think
01:10:13we were going to let you
01:10:14walk out of your
01:10:15visa money?
01:10:17We played you
01:10:18the entire time
01:10:19and you didn't
01:10:20even notice.
01:10:21You see those cameras?
01:10:23They've been recording
01:10:24us the entire time
01:10:25except I put a bug
01:10:26in them to remove
01:10:27all of us
01:10:28from the recording.
01:10:29All of us.
01:10:31Except for you.
01:10:32You really thought
01:10:33you could hang
01:10:33with the three links?
01:10:34You were just
01:10:35our fault.
01:10:36That is what happens
01:10:37when you try to run
01:10:38this city, girls.
01:10:40Enjoy prison.
01:10:42Mr. Kim,
01:10:42we got it.
01:10:44It's safe
01:10:44for you to come in.
01:10:49Whoa.
01:10:50This is more
01:10:51than I even thought.
01:10:53Barry is so paranoid
01:10:54he put all his
01:10:55valuables in here.
01:10:56Come on, ladies.
01:10:57We can't stand around.
01:10:58Pack up.
01:11:00Who's this?
01:11:01Oh, Melvin.
01:11:02A pathetic poser
01:11:03is too dumb
01:11:04to realize
01:11:04we're taking advantage
01:11:05of him.
01:11:06We had him
01:11:06take the fall.
01:11:07He was easy.
01:11:08Almost a little
01:11:08too easy.
01:11:09It's like he wanted
01:11:10us to set him up.
01:11:12Sorry, buddy,
01:11:14but you shouldn't
01:11:14have tried to swim
01:11:15with the sharks.
01:11:16I'll remember
01:11:17that next time.
01:11:20Wait.
01:11:21Wait,
01:11:22I know that voice.
01:11:23Who?
01:11:25Who are you?
01:11:28You know exactly
01:11:30who I am.
01:11:32You stupid broads!
01:11:34Do you have any idea
01:11:34who you messed with?
01:11:36A wannabe petty thief.
01:11:37Yeah, calm down,
01:11:38Mr. Kim.
01:11:39He is a nobody.
01:11:40He's not a nobody.
01:11:42He's...
01:11:43Richard, tranquilo.
01:11:44He's just our patsy.
01:11:46We had him in our web
01:11:46the entire time.
01:11:48He wasn't in your web.
01:11:49You were in his.
01:11:50You fools!
01:11:53Please, please don't do this.
01:11:55Let us go.
01:11:56Relax, Richard.
01:11:58I can do anything crazy
01:11:59like reactivate the alarms.
01:12:02Oh, thank you.
01:12:04Because I already have.
01:12:08What?
01:12:13What kind of idiots are you?
01:12:16And what kind of idiots
01:12:17are you all?
01:12:18You think you can just
01:12:19waltz in here,
01:12:20steal my stash?
01:12:22No.
01:12:23Not here.
01:12:24Not on my turf.
01:12:27Oh, Jesus.
01:12:29The three links, huh?
01:12:31KGB, Annie Oakley,
01:12:34and Penelope Cruz.
01:12:35The world's best cat burglars.
01:12:38My pink ass.
01:12:40And that's Richard Kim,
01:12:42isn't it?
01:12:43The geriatric huckster
01:12:45from the Cretaceous period.
01:12:46Trying to de-extinct your career
01:12:48after that deplorable magic competition.
01:12:52And you,
01:12:54that mask.
01:12:57I know you.
01:12:59You're the son of a bitch
01:13:00that got me put away
01:13:02for two years.
01:13:03Well, too bad it didn't stick.
01:13:05Huh?
01:13:06But as I recall,
01:13:08I did kill your brother.
01:13:10I put him down like a dog.
01:13:12I should have put you down
01:13:14that night, too.
01:13:15Tell you what,
01:13:16we're going to finish that job
01:13:18right now.
01:13:25Well, I knew it.
01:13:27You never did quite perfect
01:13:29that trick, did you?
01:13:35That's not my blood.
01:13:42You're probably thinking,
01:13:43I didn't see how he did that.
01:13:46And you know why he didn't?
01:13:49He blinked.
01:13:50Get him!
01:13:54Sweet.
01:13:54You guys brought flowers.
01:14:19That's enough.
01:14:26What?
01:14:28How did you do that?
01:14:30Lassoed like a bunch of hogs
01:14:31before getting butchered
01:14:33for a pit roast.
01:14:34What the hell happened?
01:14:35Why am I tied up?
01:14:37Because the real police
01:14:38are on their way
01:14:38and I want to make
01:14:39their job easier on them.
01:14:40Oh, and don't worry,
01:14:42it's just a flesh wound.
01:14:43I'm sure you'll go on
01:14:44to live many years
01:14:45in prison.
01:14:46Why would I go to prison?
01:14:48You're the thief.
01:14:49You're stealing from me.
01:14:51It's because you've been
01:14:52using your casino
01:14:53as one big cover
01:14:54as the biggest drug ring
01:14:56in the United States.
01:14:57Not even your billions
01:14:58can get you out of this.
01:15:00Just who the hell are you?
01:15:05I'm the master of magic,
01:15:07you motherfucker.
01:15:24You did it, Eric.
01:15:26Untraceable Bitcoin,
01:15:28cryptocurrency.
01:15:29Enough to pay off the loans
01:15:30from the orphanage
01:15:31and put those kids
01:15:32through college.
01:15:33We did it.
01:15:40And the kids just love
01:15:41all the colors
01:15:42in the stained glass windows
01:15:45and the library.
01:15:47We get brand new books
01:15:49every day.
01:15:51I still can't understand
01:15:53how you found the money
01:15:53to pay off all those loans.
01:15:55You wouldn't believe me
01:15:57if I told you.
01:15:59Hi.
01:16:01Mommy, Daddy,
01:16:02let's get ice cream
01:16:03for the show.
01:16:04Yeah, ice cream.
01:16:05You read my mind.
01:16:06You're like a little magician.
01:16:08Okay, I guess we'll see you next week.
01:16:10Always looking forward to it.
01:16:11Let's go get that ice cream.
01:16:19Ladies and gentlemen,
01:16:21allow me to introduce you
01:16:22to the newest member
01:16:24of the Angier Magic team.
01:16:26The one.
01:16:28The only.
01:16:30Mistress of magic herself.
01:16:36Charity Angier.
01:16:42The one.
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