00:00It's not DUI yet.
00:01Nope, but it will be in three, two, one.
00:06Have you been drinking a little bit?
00:09Got me there, but I wasn't going to drive.
00:12I'm just going to run a few tests to make sure you are actually okay to drive.
00:16I'm kind of sick of tests, to be honest with you.
00:18I know, this will only take a second.
00:20So hold your head still, follow my finger with just your eyes.
00:25Hey, hey, hey!
00:30Excuse me, that's my daughter.
00:31Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down, slow down, what?
00:34You got, you got in where?
00:36It's a great school.
00:37Hey, congratulations.
00:39She got into Cornell.
00:41I went to Cornell, or was it Colgate?
00:49Drop the bat!
00:51I can't, I need to protect myself.
00:53From who?
00:54Zombies! I'm not going to let them bite me!
00:56Hey!
00:57I get it.
00:58Infection moves fast, but we can protect you.
01:01Our car is armor-plated.
01:03They won't be able to get in.
01:05First, you have to put down the bat.
01:11Nice work.
01:12Sure, look, I know it's a lot.
01:14Let it be a wake-up call.
01:16Getting arrested might be the best thing that ever happened to you.
01:19I'm not an alcoholic.
01:20You were stumbling drunk at 10 a.m.
01:23I had a doctor's appointment at 9.
01:25Bad news?
01:26Stage 3 breast cancer.
01:29The bar was across the street.
01:30I just wanted to feel...
01:33Less.
01:34I wasn't going to drive.
01:35I would never hurt anybody.
01:37Why not, Seven?
01:40Just under the limit.
01:43We're going to release you pending DA review.
01:46Really?
01:47You deserve a little good news today.
01:55pleast.
01:55You...
