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OFF CAMPUS TV Series - EP 3
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00:21Do you know I'm all day?
00:23Yeah, it's just something I do.
00:25Meet me when I'm stuck.
00:27Keep going.
00:30Keep going.
01:07You make me nervous.
01:14What is that?
01:37You make me nervous.
02:04You make me nervous.
02:10I know we're down to the wire, and I promise I'll have you ready for Tober tomorrow, but I can't
02:17meet right now because I have my first songwriting session with Justin.
02:20I asked him for help with my showcase song, like you said, and you went for it.
02:27Hello?
02:31Did I lose you?
02:32I'm here.
02:33Hey, are you keeping up?
02:34Hey, are you keeping up?
02:34Calling to say that you were right.
02:36It's usually where you hit me with some arrogant reply.
02:39What can I say?
02:39I know my pretentious douches.
02:41There he is.
02:42Okay, anyway.
02:43It's impossible to get a rehearsal space last minute, but I got one.
02:46So I have to push cheatering until later.
02:49Five-ish?
02:50Sure.
02:52Are you okay?
02:54Yeah.
02:55Yeah, why?
02:57Because you're speaking in two- and three-word sentences.
03:01No, I'm not.
03:04Yes, you are.
03:05Well, Z, I am thrilled beyond words that we have accomplished this key step in Project Loverboy,
03:12and you are on the road to getting laid.
03:15Excuse me, that's not what this is about.
03:20Justin is not just some random guy I want to hook up with.
03:22He is a talented musician who I respect.
03:26And also want to hook up with.
03:30Well, yeah.
03:33Oh, my God.
03:33Oh, my God.
03:34I'm so nervous.
03:37You're overthinking.
03:38Get out of your head.
03:40You know your shit.
03:41Just do you.
03:43Yeah, right.
03:45Me.
03:48By the way, he may not know it yet, but you're the real catch.
03:54So, act like it.
03:58Thanks, Coach.
04:00Okay.
04:01Gotta go.
04:13Come on.
04:15Come on.
04:16Come on.
04:17Come on.
04:17Come on.
04:17Come on.
04:21Yes!
04:23No!
04:24I win.
04:24Dean De Laurentiis, everyone.
04:26Losing to a girl.
04:27Sexist.
04:28How is that sexist?
04:29She is not a girl.
04:30She's a person in a girl's body.
04:33Aw, Dean.
04:34And it's all cannibal.
04:35I'm sorry.
04:36You're good.
04:37Gee, this is Lexi's friend, Zoe.
04:39Zoe?
04:40Ha!
04:40Zoe!
04:41Two out of three, okay?
04:41Let's go, let's go.
04:43Dean, Dean, chill.
04:44Garrett needs to study.
04:45Yeah, well, and I need to live.
04:47Okay?
04:47This is a living room.
04:48Hey, Dean, come on.
04:50Garrett's bench if he doesn't pass this thing, and then he's fucked.
04:52Then your whole line is fucked.
04:53And the season's fucked.
04:54I can't be the number one fan of a shitty team.
04:56That's so embarrassing.
04:57Right.
04:58Guys, I'm trying here.
04:58Rain fuel flying in, Cap.
05:00We got you.
05:02High in omega-3s, car Ford, no keto bullshit.
05:06Yes, sir.
05:07What is that?
05:08More liquid IV.
05:09I thought you passed on the sponsorship.
05:10Yeah, I did.
05:11They DMed my dad some happy family marketing angle.
05:14They want me to do the whole thing with him.
05:16Wait, sorry, that's it?
05:17How much money did you leave on the table?
05:19Does it matter?
05:19It's kind of his business.
05:20Y'all, he's trying to study.
05:22Trust me.
05:23No amount of money is worth it.
05:24That's why, uh, Taco Shack is the ideal sponsorship.
05:27No strings attached, just carne asada.
05:29All I'm saying is cash is better than tacos.
05:31Unless you don't need the cash, I guess.
05:33Jules.
05:33What?
05:34He knows he's a nepo.
05:35Okay, you know what?
05:36I need to focus.
05:37Geez.
05:38No.
05:39See what she did?
05:43Think he's coming back with that?
05:52I mean, it's just a start.
05:54What I have.
05:55It's rough still.
05:58Might totally suck.
06:00That might suck.
06:01Might not.
06:02It's a process.
06:06Yeah.
06:08Yeah.
06:16I like this, uh, like this phrase here.
06:19You do?
06:20Yeah.
06:22These, are these lyrics?
06:24No, uh, maybe.
06:27Maybe.
06:28They're my attempt.
06:29Um, I haven't written lyrics since high school.
06:32Okay.
06:32Uh, can you sing it for me?
06:33Um, oh, no, I'm not, I'm not a singer.
06:36Sorry.
06:36Well, I, um, I can't read your handwriting.
06:41You know what?
06:41That, that might be fine.
06:43Okay.
06:45Uh, um, why don't you, why don't you tell me what you think the song's about?
06:51Yeah, yeah, sure.
06:53Um, uh, it's a love song, I think.
06:58Um, kind of wanted to use the cello here, pick a guitar.
07:02Kind of like a George Harrison vibe, right?
07:05Um, like a counterpoint to the vocals.
07:07Like they're having a conversation.
07:10Uh, sorry, but the lyrics, um, could be about, like, being in love with someone who doesn't
07:17see you.
07:18And the cello's like, hey, I see you.
07:21I'm into you.
07:22You know?
07:26Yeah.
07:28Yeah.
07:28Yeah, I, um, I get what you're suckling.
07:31Really?
07:32Hmm.
07:34Hey, can I, can I borrow this?
07:37Mess around with it a bit?
07:38Uh, yes, please.
07:39Of course, take it.
07:40Sweet.
07:41Sweet.
07:49Your life is about to change.
07:51It is?
07:52Yeah.
07:52Well, I mean, like, my life's about to change.
07:54Hence, Ergo, therefore.
07:56Do you remember my life changing?
07:57Okay.
07:58Do you remember that agent I told you about?
08:00The one that reps Breyer Youth Theater legend, Joanna Maxwell?
08:03Mm-hmm.
08:04Well, he came to see our town a couple weeks ago, and he wants to sign me.
08:09Oh, wow, that's great.
08:10It is.
08:11Like, it really, really is.
08:13This agency has offices all over the place, so this could mean film and TV work in L.A.,
08:18like, stage work in New York.
08:20Like, this is everything.
08:22Everything.
08:24What happened in Vermont?
08:25I thought you'd join me there after you graduated.
08:27My family, my dad's insurance company.
08:30Vermont was summer.
08:32Vermont was the plan.
08:35Vermont was your plan.
08:38Maybe I have different plans.
08:42It's just...
08:44What are the odds?
08:46What do you mean?
08:48I mean, what are the odds of you actually making it?
08:51In Vermont, we can build a life together.
08:53Yeah.
08:53A great life that's stable and secure.
08:55Yeah, and that is a great life, but...
08:58It's a lot.
08:59I mean, you can do all the summer stuff you want.
09:00You basically always get the lead, which I know you love.
09:04Okay.
09:04And what about fall and winter, spring?
09:09I guess I just thought you'd grow all this.
09:14Wow.
09:16I didn't mean it like that, Allie.
09:18And then...
09:20Look, I'm getting cold.
09:22Can we talk about this later?
09:24Are you done?
09:29No, I'm not.
09:42Uh, hey, you don't have to lock it.
09:43You just leave it on the porch.
09:45Or actually, you know...
09:47I can leave it on the porch.
09:48Oh, hi. Thanks.
09:56What happened to your Subaru?
09:57Oh, my blue-baroo.
10:00How do you know about that?
10:01I fixed it.
10:03Freshman year, you brought it to my family's garage just off Route 6.
10:05That was you?
10:06That was me.
10:07Yeah.
10:08I love that car.
10:09Tragically, she died.
10:10Oh, shit.
10:11Sorry.
10:12No, no.
10:13You gave my blue-baroo six more months of life.
10:15I had her my whole freshman year.
10:16That was huge.
10:17Well, if your bike ever needs to tune up, I'm your guy.
10:21Okay.
10:22I'm actually...
10:23I'm serious.
10:24I kind of made a little business out of fixing things,
10:27doing handyman work, whatever I can get around campus.
10:30I'm actually currently on my way to hang Professor Walden's new widescreen TV for 25 an hour.
10:36Nice.
10:37Yeah.
10:37I'm rolling it.
10:39Well, I'm holding down three jobs at the moment for...
10:42Wait for it.
10:44Minimum wage.
10:45Damn!
10:45Where's the Bentley?
10:47Come on.
10:47I love riding my bike.
10:49Keeps me grounded.
10:50You know?
10:51Really good for you.
10:51Yeah.
10:52I'm proud of you.
10:53You're a hockey player.
10:54I thought all you guys got free rides.
10:56Yeah, well, scholarship money only goes so far.
10:58Can't all be Gary Graham, right?
11:02Anyway, he is studying in his room.
11:05It's the last door.
11:06On the left.
11:07I know.
11:08Right.
11:09Right.
11:10Right.
11:13Bye.
11:25Garrett?
11:27Garrett!
11:30I'm not sure how cherry pie is gonna...
11:32Sweet cherry pie!
11:36Sweet cherry pie!
11:37Sweet cherry pie!
11:38Hannah, wait.
11:38You know, locking the door is a thing that people do.
11:41I'm sorry.
11:41Okay, you know I planned these sessions for you and you're always distracted.
11:44You're at the gym curling or pressing or whatever or sexting or...
11:49God, fuck!
11:50Actually having sex.
11:51Which, by the way, kind of blows up our entire story.
11:54No, it doesn't.
11:54Yeah, it does.
11:55We're supposed to be a couple.
11:57Yeah, but we're not exclusive.
11:58We talked about this.
11:59Well, I know that nobody would believe that Mr. I don't do girlfriends would actually have
12:03a girlfriend.
12:04That's not the point.
12:05The point is that you're not taking us this seriously.
12:09Yes, I am.
12:10I was studying.
12:11Studying what exactly?
12:13Okay, no.
12:13Actually, don't.
12:14Don't answer that.
12:15Zoe offered to help, you know, take my mind off of things, loosen up a little bit.
12:19Oh my God.
12:20Please, stop.
12:21You changed the study time.
12:22Yeah, I changed it to now.
12:24And you agreed.
12:25Okay, hold on.
12:26Wait.
12:28Okay, I'm sorry.
12:30I want to learn this.
12:32I do.
12:33I...
12:34I don't get how there can be two truths.
12:37Like, shit's either true or it's not.
12:40Subjective?
12:40Objective?
12:41I mean, what the fuck, Kierkegaard?
12:46Okay, he believed that people needed to define truths for themselves.
12:51Like, believing in God.
12:54See, this is why I need you.
12:55That actually makes sense.
12:57Yeah, well, what can I say?
12:58I know my pretentious philosophers.
13:00Hm.
13:01Okay, look.
13:02I messed up.
13:04Can you please come back inside?
13:06Tucker made salmon.
13:07We can eat.
13:08Study.
13:08Okay, you have a naked woman in your room.
13:11Oh.
13:13Shit.
13:14I do.
13:15Uh, that's okay.
13:16Just, uh, give me, give me five minutes.
13:19What?
13:20Uh, Justin has some thoughts.
13:23About the song.
13:25All right.
13:26Well, what about studying?
13:28I'll send you a video on Kierkegaard that explains everything.
13:30Okay?
13:31And I'll meet you tomorrow before class.
13:34With your clothes on!
13:56And then the cello part you wrote for the pre actually worked great as a vocal melody.
14:00Then I added another section before the call and response.
14:03Like, um...
14:04What was it all for?
14:07Hello, hello pain.
14:10Sinking into the yellow, yellow eyes.
14:16Yellow, yellow.
14:18And then your cello part?
14:23Yellow, yellow.
14:29Yellow, yellow.
14:32Yellow, yellow.
14:32Something like that.
14:33You just came up with that?
14:35That's your melody.
14:36I just, um...
14:38Just gave it words.
14:40Do you like it?
14:41Yeah, yeah, I do.
14:43I really, really do.
14:45Yeah, I mean, I thought you would.
14:46I'm just...
14:47Yeah, I'm really glad you like it.
14:52Uh, shit, sorry.
14:53Hang on.
14:56Uh, do you, do you always record yourself?
14:58Well, you never know when inspiration might strike.
15:00Like, if you see me around campus with my phone in the air, it's cause I'm recording.
15:04Like, the sound of the wind, or, uh, trees rustling.
15:09Or there's drama clinking them alone.
15:11Such a specific sound.
15:12Such a specific sound, yeah.
15:14And then you use it?
15:15Yeah, sometimes.
15:16It's usually, like, really deep in the mix, and I'm trying to change things up.
15:20Ben Folds does it too, and Sharon Van Etten.
15:22Like, Billie Eilish and Phineas.
15:23Yeah, yeah, exactly.
15:24Oh, my God.
15:26Yeah.
15:27Uh...
15:29Let me, um, send you this file, and we can riff on it.
15:33Are you a Pro Tools or a Logic, girl?
15:35Logic.
15:36All the way.
15:37Right.
15:39Hey.
15:41Sick.
15:45Uh...
15:47Uh...
15:47Let me actually just...
15:49Uh...
15:50Shit, it's, um...
15:51It's 7.30.
15:51I've got to...
15:52I've got to go.
15:55Okay.
15:56Yeah, yeah.
15:57No problem.
15:58I'll see you later.
16:00Yeah.
16:00Okay.
16:01Cool.
16:01Uh...
16:06Tap.
16:08Tap.
16:11Fuck.
16:33What am I doing now?
16:59I don't sleep at all, yeah, I've been counting sheep
17:04I look perfect on the surface, but the nightmare underneath
17:08I got in good problems, I say things that I don't mean
17:12Some people pay for therapy, I find it in the sheets
17:26Hey, let me send you this file and we can riff on it
17:30Uh, we could
17:32Or
17:34Or
17:53Wellesie
17:55Sorry, yes, what?
17:57What if she picks Kierkegaard?
17:59I still don't get the two truths thing
18:01I'm so screwed if I get them
18:02No, you're not
18:04You know everything on these cards, I promise
18:08What if I forget or something, you know?
18:10I've been told her, it kind of intimidates the fuck out of me
18:13Okay, well, pretend she's a defenseman from Eastwood
18:16Coming at you, okay?
18:17What would you do?
18:19Skate away
18:21Hockey's easy
18:23Okay, well, if you forget
18:25Okay, well, if you forget
18:26Just look at me
18:27Okay, convince me
18:32Isn't this fun?
18:34Huh?
18:57Kierkegaard!
18:59Shit
19:00Shit
19:00Okay
19:01Mr. Graham, your topic is ghosting
19:06Would Kierkegaard argue ghosting is moral or immoral and why?
19:11Uh, Kierkegaard would argue that ghosting someone is immoral
19:20Uh, because it is, like, um, you know, really wrong to do to somebody morally
19:30You forgot this
19:36Uh, you know, ghosting might sound like no big deal
19:40But Kierkegaard would say
19:43Not only is it harmful to the victim
19:46It is an absolute abdication of selfhood
19:53While an objective truth is supported by facts
19:56Kierkegaard believed that, as individuals, we have a shared moral responsibility
20:02To be honest
20:04Based on our own subjective definition of truth
20:09To suddenly disappear from someone's life
20:12Without an explanation is basically, like, discarding their humanity
20:17Ghosting is choosing comfort over courage
20:21Despair over strength
20:22It is labeling another human being as unworthy
20:27And as Kierkegaard himself said
20:29Once you label me, you fucking negate me
20:36Uh, I'm paraphrasing
20:44We did it! A fucking B!
20:46Plus! Don't bring up the plus!
20:47B plus!
20:48Yeah, you are officially a professional bullshitter
20:50Thanks to you
20:54What do you want, Wellesie?
20:58Um, you can put me down now
20:59Y'all know how much you can bench
21:05Shit, I think Justin saw me
21:11Uh, yeah, he just waved at you, crazy
21:16He's walking away now
21:18What's going on?
21:20So embarrassing
21:22I think he saw my Justin Cole playlist
21:24You have a Justin Cole playlist?
21:27Hey, don't make it worse
21:28Are we talking, like, songs that remind you of him
21:32Or his band stuff?
21:35His band stuff?
21:37And some solo stuff from high school
21:40Wow, you went down the fangirl rabbit hole
21:42Hard
21:43That is the exact opposite of everything we've been working on
21:46Okay, I know
21:49Oh my god
21:51He wants to know if I'm good
21:53What should I say? Am I good?
21:55Nope
21:55What are you doing?
21:56You're not gonna respond
21:57Say nothing
21:58What?
21:59Hey, fangirl
22:01Start thinking like a fuckboy
22:03Ghost his ass
22:04Wait, didn't you just give a whole impassioned argument
22:06About how ghosting is immoral?
22:07That it's an abdication of selfhood?
22:09That was to get me the grade
22:10This is to get you the guy
22:13You want that, right?
22:18Yeah, I do
22:19Alright, well then you're stuck with me
22:20Because we've only finished half of the deal
22:21And, uh, oh shit
22:23Haven't I been completely right about everything so far?
22:27You are intolerable
22:28So, you are not going to text Justin
22:32You are going to put your phone away
22:34And come to Malone's with me and the guys tonight
22:37Tonight?
22:37You're not working, are you?
22:38No
22:38Okay, so you're coming
22:39To Malone's?
22:40Yes
22:40Okay, with all the guys?
22:41We've established this
22:42Garrett
22:42Hannah
22:43Do you know what tonight is?
22:45Hell yeah, I do
22:46Let's go on a karaoke night with Garrett Graham
22:49And the rest of the team
22:50And you
22:51If you're free
22:52Maybe
22:55Oh
22:58Ah, my slut top
23:00Take it
23:01From my boobs to yours
23:02Okay, what do you mean, maybe?
23:05I might stay in
23:05Stay in?
23:07Allie, you didn't even stay in last year when you sprained your ankle
23:10You bedazzled your boot
23:12Yeah
23:12I'm feeling a little
23:15What's going on?
23:17I told Sean I got an agent
23:19And he got all like
23:20But what about the real world, babe?
23:22I'm sorry, you got a what?
23:23Oh, yeah, no, I got an agent
23:25Yay
23:26Oh, my God
23:27You let me go on about my shit when you have news like that?
23:29Allie, this is everything
23:32Every fucking thing
23:33Oh, yeah, it like is everything, right?
23:38You're the best
23:40I love you
23:40I love you, too
23:44Okay, screw him
23:46You're coming out with me
23:47And we're celebrating you
23:49I don't know
23:51It's karaoke night
23:52You're really gonna rob the people of your talent?
23:56Take me for what I am
24:00Who I was meant to be
24:05And if you give a damn
24:09Take me, baby
24:10Or leave me
24:12Woo!
24:13Yeah
24:14Woo!
24:15She's really going at it
24:16The stage is our happy place
24:18Hey, who's next?
24:21Someone, please
24:22Save us from Adele Dazeem up there
24:23Who's in your bed
24:26Who's every night
24:27Who's in your bed
24:31Woo!
24:32Well, Z
24:32What you singing?
24:34Nothing
24:34Come on
24:35It's karaoke
24:36Yeah, well, sober karaoke's no fun
24:38I'm sober, too
24:39Game tomorrow
24:40Yeah, and what are you singing?
24:41I don't know
24:41You guys will pull me up or something
24:44I'm good, thanks
25:00You know, you don't have to be sober
25:02If you don't want to be
25:03Yeah, well, I don't
25:05Drink it public
25:05No, I know
25:08But do you want to?
25:10Want to what?
25:11Drink
25:13I told Ali I'd
25:15I will look after her out
25:16She's a no-filter drunk
25:17Gotta rein her in
25:18I can handle it
25:21And I will guard your drinks with my life
25:26I got you, Mosey
25:29Do you trust me?
25:32Yeah
25:32Yeah, yeah, I do
25:38Okay
25:39Uh, I will have a drink
25:41A drink drink
25:43And what is your drink drink of choice?
25:46I don't know
25:47Well, that is a fun problem to solve
26:09I think we found you a drink drink
26:12Yummy
26:15He thought I would outgrow acting
26:18Like, dude
26:19I would love to be your nurse number two
26:21With half a line
26:22Like, Jon Hamm had one scene in Gilmore Girls
26:25I know he's the bad man
26:27I'm like, I get it
26:28There's no guarantee that I'll make it
26:30But isn't that kind of what's exciting about it?
26:33Like, that's why they call it a dream
26:34But I do love him
26:36You know?
26:37And I know he loves me
26:39And
26:40Like
26:42We're supposed to be together
26:47God, we've broken up
26:49And gotten back together so many times
26:51It's, like, insane
26:53I mean, that's gotta mean something, right?
26:55That we keep getting back together
26:59My mom always used to tell me
27:00Never give up on love
27:03Well, that and love your body
27:05Which I do
27:07My mom said the same thing
27:09Oh, my God
27:09Really?
27:12Wait
27:12Hold on
27:13The love thing or the body thing?
27:19Hang in there, girl
27:30G-Lo
27:33Maverick
27:37I've got a boyfriend, you know
27:39Yeah, no, I heard
27:40Along with
27:40The rest of the ladies' room
27:42Doesn't sound like he's gonna last long, though
27:44Okay
27:45This is supposed to be
27:46Like a sacred space
27:47Who the hell hooks up
27:48In the ladies' bathroom anyway?
27:50Sorry
27:50Not you
27:51You're a sweetheart
27:53And you're disgusting
27:59Well, I walk into the room
28:02Passing out hundred-dollar bills
28:04And it kills
28:05And it thrills
28:06Like the horns
28:07On my super-auto grill
28:09And I fire the bar
28:10Up around the crown
28:12And everybody's getting down
28:14And this town
28:15Ain't never gonna be the same
28:18Cause I stand up on my horse
28:21And I ride into the city
28:23I'm making a lot of noise
28:25Cause the girls
28:26They also retain
28:29Riding up and down Broadway
28:30On my old star
28:32Leroy
28:32And the girls say
28:33Save a horse
28:35Ride a cowboy
28:37Good, you're here
28:38I'll put you and Garrett down
28:39For summer nights
28:40I know that's a joke
28:41But I would kill Sandy
28:46You know, I wasn't sold on them at first
28:48But I can see it now
28:48Yeah
28:50Sure
28:58You fixed my car
29:01You fixed my car
29:02You have a car?
29:04No
29:04Had a car
29:06Great car
29:07I'm buying you a very special
29:09Thank you drink
29:16Okay, you're gonna love it
29:18Hannah has discovered
29:20The piƱa colada tonight
29:21I only had one
29:23Or four
29:25Is that what I'm going to?
29:26Nope
29:29Okay, for my mechanic
29:31I call this the blue room
29:33See?
29:34Wow, that looks like wiper fluid
29:36That might actually be wiper fluid
29:38It's mostly blue curacao
29:39With a secret ingredient
29:42Or blue curacao
29:43Oh
29:45I'm so excited
29:46I can't believe
29:47Eugene
29:48What's up?
29:48Brought you something
29:51Thought you were looking a little parched
29:54I know
29:55Neville babies have feelings too
29:56Sorry, I was an asshole
29:57You're always an asshole
29:59Fair
29:59Here goes
30:05Say the whole
30:06This is pretty good
30:09They just keep sending you those for free?
30:11Yeah, they still want them
30:12They want my dad
30:13Wait
30:14You guys should just do it together
30:16I mean, look at you
30:17Best friends
30:18Alright, maybe we'll slow down on the piƱa coladas a little
30:20No, I mean it
30:21Screw your dad
30:22Do it with Logan
30:23You could be teammates spotting each other at the gym
30:29Or besties wingmanning each other at the bar
30:31No, besties
30:32Besties
30:33Am I drunk or is she brilliant?
30:35No, I'm drunk
30:36And you're brilliant
30:37And I'm brilliant too
30:38It's not a bad idea
30:39Thanks, man, but I don't need the charity
30:41Yeah, you do
30:42I mean, seriously
30:43Nobody wants to see Oldie McGold's fuck husband, okay?
30:47What's better than two hot young hockey players?
30:53Three hot young hockey players?
30:55Yeah
30:59Hannah Wells
31:00You're up, bitch
31:03All right, hold on
31:03Wait, I thought you weren't singing
31:04Well, that was before I found the perfect song
31:18Oh, shit, girl
31:19You know this one?
31:23She's my cherry pie
31:26Come on, drink of water
31:27Such a sweet surprise
31:28Tastes so good
31:30Like a homemade pie
31:31Sweet cherry pie
31:35Woo
31:38Woo
31:39Woo
31:42Listen
31:44Well, swingin' on the front porch
31:46Swingin' on the lawn
31:47Swingin' when we want
31:49Cause there ain't nobody home
31:50Swingin' to the left
31:52And swingin' to the line
31:53Think about hockey
31:54Swingin' on the lawn
31:58Swingin' on the lawn
31:59Swingin' on the lawn
32:01Swingin' in the living room
32:03Swingin' in the kitchen
32:04Most folks don't
32:05Cause they're too busy bitchin'
32:07Swingin' in the deck
32:08She won't even eat it
32:09So I mix up the battery
32:11She'll eat the beat
32:12I scream
32:13You scream
32:14You scream
32:14You scream
32:14Don't even try
32:16Cause you can't ignore
32:21Such a sweet surprise
32:24Make it grow, man
32:26Woo
32:29She's my cherry pie
32:31Put a smile on the face
32:32Ten miles wide
32:34Looks so good
32:35Bring a tear to your eye
32:37Sweet cherry pie
32:41Swingin' on the lawn
32:46Swingin' on the lawn
32:47Swingin' on the lawn
32:50Swingin' on the lawn
32:50Kind of sweet, isn't it?
32:52Seeing Garrett being serious about someone
32:54You think he's serious?
32:57Everyone on fifth line
32:59Seem to think so
33:00They get more likes
33:01Than anything else I post
33:03Swingin' in the bathroom
33:04Swingin' on the lawn
33:05Swingin' on the lawn
33:06Swingin' so hard
33:07For cats are like a dog
33:08Ain't no one to daddy
33:09Swing six foot for a jay
33:11Ain't gonna swing
33:12With my daughter no more
33:15She's my cherry pie
33:18Such a sweet surprise
33:20She'll make it grow, man
33:23Woo
33:25She's my cherry pie
33:27Put a smile on your face
33:28Ten miles wide
33:30Looks so good
33:31Bring a tear to your eye
33:32Sweet cherry pie
33:34Sweet cherry pie
33:39Sweet cherry pie
33:40Damn
33:52Oh, you did good, Mosey
33:59Thank you
34:01Thank you
34:02Thank you
34:07Thank you
34:09Thank you
34:33Oh, my God.
34:56You guys, I forgot my purse at the bar.
34:59Your purse with my wallet and keys in it?
35:01We gotta go back.
35:02This is closed.
35:04What now?
35:08Next party.
35:17Night-night.
35:23Walsey?
35:36Back on my mind, back on my mind.
35:40I'm a little scared, I'm a little wired.
35:44I don't want to put my foot down right now.
35:47Stop it all happening.
35:48Back on my mind, back on my head.
35:52You look really nice, want to share a bed.
35:56I don't want to put my foot down right now, but it's happening.
36:00Don't kiss me.
36:02Time might end up on the ceiling.
36:06Way too hard to ever come down to reality.
36:10Back to my sanity.
36:12Guess it's too late for that now.
36:15Hope is a scary thing.
36:20Hope is a scary thing.
36:24Flying on temporary wings.
36:28Hope is a scary thing.
36:34I found something to sleep in.
36:36I can see that.
36:48Whoa, whoa.
36:50But I'm a fuck bunny.
36:52A-a puck funny.
36:55No, no.
36:57A fuck bunny.
36:58That's it.
36:59You're a drunk bunny.
37:02Come here.
37:03Come here.
37:06All right.
37:26A fake relationship means we can fake sleep together.
37:30I don't think it's a great idea.
37:32I actually think it's my best idea.
37:36Well...
37:48Go to sleep, Rosie.
37:51Hey, you're not going to remember any of this in the morning.
37:54You're not going to remember any of this in the morning.
37:56What?
38:15I don't know.
38:33Oh, my God.
38:40Can you?
39:12Coffee?
39:13Coffee?
39:15Coffee?
39:17Oh, uh, thanks.
39:31Morning.
39:32Morning.
39:35You were pretty drunk last night.
39:38How much do you remember?
39:40All of it?
39:41You tried to have sex with me.
39:43Yeah, I know.
39:46And now you're bringing me coffee.
39:49Yep.
39:53Okay, are you 100% awake?
39:56Because there's something really important that I need you to do for me.
40:01Oh.
40:09Okay.
40:13I need you to give me an orgasm.
40:25I think I'm losing.
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