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00:14Wow. Matt Damon has launched a new career, a rapper. I saw him on TV doing a little bit
00:31of rapping and I was like, what are we doing here? His alias is The Nomad, which is Damon
00:37spelt backwards. Okay. It's actually all part of a campaign by his charity water.org, which
00:45aims to help get water to people around the world who need it. And rapping, he thought
00:51was going to be the. He thought rapping could get him some attention. You want to hear a
00:55little bit? Yeah. Okay. This is Matt Damon rapping as The Nomad. It's a constant struggle. Big,
01:02big trouble. Let's fix it on the double. Two billion people don't have access to clean
01:06water. Oh, that's terrible stuff. That's horrible, right? It's like if I rapped. Oh, my God.
01:11So we have this get flu initiative. I think you're better. Everybody, by just going about
01:14their everyday life, if they're interacting. Is that the Nomad? Now, or do we do them after?
01:19Here we go. Buy yourself a bevy, a shirt, a song. Five bucks can change the world. You
01:25can't go wrong. Mayo think you could take him down in a rap battle? Oh, my God. I don't
01:30know. Sounds just like Mayo on a Friday night. No. Two o'clock in the morning. You had
01:35to be better than that. You had to be better than that. You had to be better than that.
01:39Mayo on the streets of Ann Arbor. Oh, no. You're way better than that. And then I was
01:45going to say something about Pearl Harbor. That's one of your lines, isn't it? No, I just
01:51made it up. Oh, very cool. Dropping bombs, you know. Dropping them bombs. Like the, I'm
01:58Pearl Harbor. Yeah, not bad. Yeah, not bad. I don't rap anymore. It's been a long time.
02:04You're giving it up. Yeah. You ever, you ever just jot something down real quick? You
02:11don't ever get the itch? Like a little, like a rhyme scheme. Sometimes if I'm alone.
02:17Yeah. Driving. You may let it. Spitting hot fire. Yeah. When you're driving in the Subaru,
02:22that's what you're doing. With the two car seats. It's pretty cool. It's pretty cool.
02:27Spitting hot fire. No case, just me. Put the beats on. I'll do it very quietly. Yeah.
02:31Because I don't want anybody to see me.
02:36Yeah. Subaru rhymes.
02:39Yeah, yeah. I would love to hear the Subaru rhymes.
02:43Me too. Me too.
02:44Mixed tape. I need that mixtape.
02:45Nobody will ever hear it.
02:47I got two kids that are driving me crazy.
02:50Dad rap?
02:52Dad rap.
02:52People could relate to dad rap.
02:53Do sure they could.
02:54You know, it's probably already out there.
02:57Oh, you're right.
02:58I'm not going to make it anyway.
03:00No.
03:02But I'd love to hear the fire that you are spitting.
03:04There is no fire, man.
03:05It is super tepid.
03:07Dude, here's the thing.
03:08You hung out with black guys, right?
03:11Sure.
03:11That were rapping.
03:12Yeah.
03:12They would not allow a little white guy who sucked to, like, take a turn.
03:19Oh, they told me to stop before.
03:21Oh.
03:22Yo, yo, yo.
03:23That's enough.
03:23Stop, stop, stop.
03:24That's enough.
03:25No.
03:26Stop.
03:27I didn't know they told you to stop.
03:29Oh, no.
03:30And then, like, dude, I can't hear it again, okay?
03:34It's not my style.
03:35I got one buddy who was like, I don't like it.
03:38Stop rapping to me.
03:40I don't like it at all.
03:43Oh, my God.
03:44So they have told you.
03:44You're my black friend.
03:45You got to listen.
03:46Oh, wow.
03:47I was like, I don't.
03:49So they have told you to stop.
03:50Oh, I thought all your black buddies were, like, behind you.
03:53Some of them, some.
03:54Okay, all right.
03:55But I choked once.
03:55So I had my opportunity, and I choked.
03:57Aw.
03:59I went to the guy's house.
04:01Mom's spaghetti?
04:01He played all these beats, but I was so baked.
04:05While I was waiting for him, I was doing dab after dab after dab.
04:08Oh, no.
04:08And he was like, you don't like this beat?
04:10I'm like, all right, let's try a different beat, you know?
04:15Oh, no.
04:15And you can see them all being like, come on, man.
04:18Yeah.
04:19Like, come on.
04:19Don't let us down.
04:20And I didn't.
04:21Oh, no.
04:22And that's it.
04:23You literally choked.
04:24Choked.
04:24Choked.
04:25Choked.
04:26The day the mayo died.
04:27That was it.
04:28It's spoiled.
04:29Yeah, you're never coming back, baby.
04:31I'm for real.
04:32I'm sorry about this, but number one, you're terrible.
04:36We never want to hear it again, but you also crack under pressure.
04:42He was in the scene, like, in the scene, doing concerts around, like, oh, my God.
04:48And you were hanging with him?
04:50Yeah, it was like a real opportunity.
04:51Oh, that's horrible.
04:53Oh, no.
04:54You could have been.
04:55Why'd you bring this white fellow?
04:57It's like 8 Mile gone wrong.
04:59It's like the worst of 8 Mile.
05:00It's a different kind of 8 Mile story.
05:02It's like 8 Mile is done in the first 20 minutes.
05:07He's like, yeah, here we go.
05:08Here we go.
05:10No, man, I can't.
05:11I can't.
05:13Okay, don't sweat it.
05:15We're going to play the next beat for you.
05:17Here you go.
05:20Okay, hold on a second.
05:29I don't know.
05:30I'm not feeling it.
05:30I've done about 25 dabs.
05:34The day the mayo died.
05:36Oh, God.
05:37That's one of the saddest tales.
05:40That is not how.
05:41In my brain, he just walked away.
05:43Like, it could have been something amazing.
05:45It was his decision to get out of the game.
05:47And he was like, I can't do it, guys.
05:49I got to change my life.
05:50He was shamed out of the game.
05:51I got very scared.
05:54And then was like, I can never get back out there.
05:58Jason wants it in Nine Mile.
06:00Wait a second, though.
06:01But now the redemption.
06:03Now the redemption.
06:04He can't come back.
06:05There is no redemption, though.
06:06I don't have that in me.
06:07I don't have the courage or the strength.
06:09It's too long gone.
06:09I just gave up.
06:10No, I'll regret it forever.
06:12Oh, no.
06:13As a man, I'm like, what do I have?
06:15I don't even have anything to rap about.
06:17The suburbs.
06:18You would have been dripping in gold, surrounded by bitches right now.
06:22My life could be so different.
06:23I'd be dead.
06:24That's the truth.
06:25Wow.
06:26I'd be dead.
06:26Yeah, yeah.
06:27There's the other guy from here.
06:30He's like the king of Farmington or whatever.
06:32That sounded like that guy sometimes.
06:34King of Farmington.
06:35Oh, my God.
06:35That guy's amazing.
06:37Yeah.
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