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Glenn & Mick’s Celebrity Intervention - Season 1 Episode 3 - Dr. Chris Brown
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00:21This is the show where we perform a much needed intervention on a celebrity who's had it too
00:27good for too long. Before we get into it though, please welcome my co-host for tonight, national treasure and
00:33the nation's sugar mummy, it's Denise Scott ladies. Hello Denise. Thank you. Thanks for joining us. I'm fine, I'm alive
00:47and that's a beautiful thing. It is indeed, well we'll see how that pans out for you tonight. I've got
00:53a good feeling, shall we crack on into it before a celebrity walks
00:56through that door and faces a few good hard truths, there are some other people, places and things that need
01:03an intervention so let's raffle through them. I will begin.
01:07Paediatricians. Ah, it's all about the kids. What about older people like Denise? I mean what's she supposed to do?
01:16She's got her own shame on you paediatricians.
01:19Uh, half tucked shirts. What? Oh, yeah, yeah I've touched a chord. Wow, someone had to say it.
01:27The stylists say it makes you look relaxed and carefree. Well it doesn't. It makes you look indecisive and stupid.
01:38Yeah, I feel better. You've got it off your chest. Here's one for you. Jacob Elordi.
01:44Yeah.
01:47I'm sick of your brooding, menacing, towering features, that understated elegance, that kind of menace that's so...
01:57I think I'm falling in love with Jacob Elordi. How did that happen?
02:01I'm feeling a bit Jacob Elordi right now. This could be the poster for Wuthering Heights, couldn't it?
02:07It certainly could. I'm very Margot Robbie. You are very Margot Robbie.
02:12In fact, only the other day, I was walking down the street, is that Margot Robbie?
02:15Oh my God, it's Margot Robbie. No! It's Denise Scott, you fool.
02:20It's an easy mistake Denise, an easy mistake.
02:23Young people.
02:25Oh, wow. Yeah.
02:28Wow.
02:29I was performing a trial show, you know, testing out some new material. Sure, that's what you do.
02:35And within minutes, this young couple got up and walked out. And I said, is there anything wrong?
02:42And the young woman said, oh, sorry, my boyfriend's not feeling well.
02:47Oh, for God's sake, get a grip! Do you think your grandfather, your great-grandfather went to war?
02:57So you'd have the freedom to get up and walk out of a show you haven't even paid with a
03:04ticket.
03:05I have had a middle-aged woman rather than get up and walk out of my show projectile vomit on
03:16the people in front of her.
03:17So that's grit!
03:19There it is!
03:20Yeah!
03:24Hopefully we'll see a bit of that here tonight. Don't leave, just vomit. It'll be fun.
03:29I'll go, Kathy Freeman!
03:31Oh no!
03:33Of course I'm not going to do that, you idiots!
03:35It's just checking to see how you reacted.
03:38Back to me.
03:39National treasure.
03:39Oh, yeah, yeah.
03:41Stupid rules!
03:43Stupid rules!
03:44Yes!
03:44I was performing in a little country theatre and a volunteer asked me, is there anything I can get you,
03:50Denise?
03:51I said, yes, I'd love a glass of wine.
03:53Yeah.
03:54She went to get it, she came back from the bar and said, it's coming, Denise, but I cannot deliver
04:00it to you.
04:01And I thought, why? Haven't you got hands?
04:04I didn't understand.
04:06And then she explained, of course, it's the RSA, the Responsible Serving of Alcohol Licence.
04:12Now!
04:14What the hell has Australia come to when a woman in her 50s, a volunteer, can't walk 10 metres
04:25to deliver a plastic cup of shocking white wine to a 70-year-old woman who's had cancer?
04:38I'm on your side.
04:39I think so.
04:41I'm fired up, Nick.
04:43RSA, I've had a couple of run-ins on that front, don't you?
04:46Anyway, I think we get the idea.
04:48We've served it up tonight.
04:50It's time to meet tonight's celebrity intervention.
04:54And Glenn, of course, is not here right now because he is out there finding that celebrity.
04:58And his job is to find them, track them down and get them back here with a canny ruse
05:04to trick them into coming back through that door under false pretenses.
05:08They have no idea what they're coming into.
05:11Isn't this exciting?
05:11It's so exciting.
05:13I haven't been excited for 40 years.
05:17I'm so glad I was here when it happened.
05:19I really am.
05:21Alright, let's cross out to Glenn and see what he's up to.
05:25That is Dr Chris Brown.
05:28Let's see how we go.
05:33When I get happy, I like to wag my tail as well.
05:36Dr Chris, good to see you.
05:37Hey Glenn.
05:38Hey, what breed of dog is that?
05:40This is a golden doodle, yeah.
05:43It's a cavoodle.
05:44It's a cavoodle.
05:45What's happening with this little fella here?
05:47It's no big deal really, but Scout's an emotional support dog.
05:50It belongs to a friend of mine who's going through a bit of a tough time.
05:53That is amazing.
05:54Yeah, we're just doing a bit of work together.
05:56Oh, good on you.
05:57Hey, you guys wouldn't happen to know where there's a dog agility training course around here,
06:02would you?
06:02I just have a bit of final work to do with Scout here.
06:05I have got one of those back at my place.
06:07You have a dog agility course in your backyard.
06:10Absolutely.
06:10Yeah, with the weaving poles.
06:11Fly ball.
06:12I've got three fly balls.
06:13Yeah, the tunnel.
06:15Over the hoop.
06:16Yeah, come on back.
06:17I would love that if that's okay with you.
06:18Come on back right now.
06:19Scouty.
06:20Hey listen, I've got a bit of a dicky hip.
06:23Yeah.
06:23Yeah.
06:23Could you have a look at it?
06:25Oh my God, it's Dr Chris Brown coming back here.
06:32Very exciting.
06:33Yeah, very exciting.
06:34There's going to be a lot to work through with Dr Chris Brown because he's a screaming mess.
06:37So obviously it's going to take them a while to get back here because on the other side
06:42of town they've got to get the dog.
06:43Oh, what's that?
06:44They're here already.
06:44Oh, good Lord.
06:45It's Dr Chris Brown.
06:48How are you?
06:54I'm a bit confused.
06:58I know, I know you'll want to sit next to me.
07:02Good boy.
07:03Sit.
07:04Here's a treat.
07:05Here's a treat.
07:06How are you?
07:07I'm confused.
07:08You are a bit confused.
07:10Well, obviously Glenn hasn't been completely truthful with you and you're here tonight because
07:14you need to face the music.
07:15There's going to be a bit of tough love coming your way.
07:17There's a bit to work through and we thought we'd get the big one out of the way first.
07:20Someone who loves you a lot, not here in person, but wanted to leave this message for
07:24you is your good friend Amanda Keller.
07:26My dear friend Chris, and we are good friends, great friends.
07:31Well, not enough for me to be there tonight, but you know, pottery class.
07:34But there is something I do need to tell you.
07:37You have to stop taking your shirt off.
07:39No one is asking you to do this.
07:40It's really not necessary.
07:42Anyway, look, I better go.
07:43There's a little pot over there with my name on it.
07:46There it is.
07:47Thank you, Amanda.
07:50You take your shirt off and drop off a hat.
07:52It's nudity on the TV.
07:54It's been going on for some time and it needs to stop.
07:56Am I right?
07:57Yeah!
07:59Well, some of the girls.
08:02Let me just show you some of the offending footage and we'll talk about it on the tail
08:06politics.
08:06Okay.
08:07I've always said that you had to get your gear off to make it in Hollywood.
08:09Chris is about to help extract semen from a white tip reef shark.
08:13I actually just wanted to see me the shirt off.
08:16Well, what's happening here?
08:19Okay, that's a compelling case you're putting forward.
08:21Why have you got your top off while you're scrubbing an elephant?
08:23I'm only going to get dirty.
08:25You know, I might as well just have one washable layer that doesn't retain the dirt.
08:30Have you ever washed an elephant before, Mick?
08:32Of course, of course Mick hasn't.
08:35I, on the other hand, often wash elephants.
08:38It's rule number one.
08:39Never wear a shirt.
08:40It reminded me of the time you gave me a sponge bath.
08:43Are you talked into it by producers or is it something that you bring to the table?
08:47Look, the producers would lean that way.
08:50I probably should have been big enough to say no.
08:53Oh, you're big enough.
08:56You've even embarrassed us on the international stage.
09:00Here you are in Japan.
09:15That's a long way to go for a wedgie.
09:17What are you doing there?
09:18What was that for?
09:18That was the Naked Man Festival.
09:21The Hadouka Matsuri, I think it's called, in Japan.
09:24It looks like a bit of genital origami.
09:27There's a lot of folding going on.
09:28Things are still in the process of unfolding.
09:30And that was Take 12.
09:32I've never been so nervous.
09:33So that was a, it's a corporate event.
09:36Of course it is.
09:37And you have to, you have to run through the streets of this Japanese town in the middle
09:41of winter.
09:41Yes.
09:42To purge your soul of the bad spirits and try to earn good luck.
09:46That's not a corporate event.
09:49That's a sexual perversion.
09:53And then they said, you've got to get naked.
09:55You know, you're apprehensive.
09:56Sure.
09:56I took my clothes off.
09:57Well that's not apprehensive.
10:01That's...
10:01That's...
10:02There was, there was silence and then a rousing round of applause.
10:06I wasn't sure if it was for what they saw or just the fact that I'd done it.
10:10Well then...
10:10Of course it was for what they saw.
10:12Everything...
10:12Who wouldn't go, whoo-hoo!
10:14Let's remember, everything's relative and you are in Japan.
10:18Um...
10:18Denise, you...
10:19Yes.
10:20You've done some nude work.
10:22I've done some nude work.
10:23You've done some nude work.
10:24What?
10:24You are not appreh...
10:26I've done some deep digging on you.
10:27I beg your pardon.
10:29I beg your pardon.
10:31You are not apprehensive, especially in your early years when you lived in Darwin, was it?
10:37Yes.
10:37Yes, I did.
10:38I think we have a photograph of your good self.
10:40There you go.
10:42Hello.
10:45Now, how do we...
10:47How do we pick you?
10:48Which one?
10:49Well, hang on.
10:49What the hell's happened?
10:50Who are you with there?
10:51Well, it's half of the share house that I lived in.
10:56The back half.
10:57So there were 14 people and two dogs, one called Black Dog, one called Brown Dog.
11:01Because one was black, one was brown.
11:03I know.
11:03And of course we were hippies, so we'd get the names mixed up, you know what I'm talking
11:08about.
11:09But no, so that's the share house.
11:11Would you like to see the front view of that photograph?
11:14Oh, it was before Brazilians, so...
11:18You'll go, Brown Dog, Black Dog.
11:21Are we going to show it?
11:23We're going to show...
11:23You know what?
11:24Show it at the end of the night.
11:25We'll show it at the end of the night.
11:26Yeah.
11:27There's a hook to stay.
11:28You, how are you feeling?
11:29I feel vulnerable.
11:30I'm not going to lie.
11:31You're doing well.
11:32You're doing really well.
11:33Some other issues that need to be discussed.
11:35We'll do that after the break.
11:47I'm going to do it.
11:49And you're hanging in there, which I love.
11:51Welcome back to Glen and Mitch Celebrity Intervention.
11:54Denise Scott helping out today as we try and unlock the cornucopia of issues attached
12:00to all this.
12:01Are you a trained therapist, Mickey?
12:02No.
12:03No, I'm not.
12:04But I like to pretend I'm good at things I'm not.
12:08Welcome, Dr Chris Brown.
12:09How are you feeling it's going as we speak?
12:10Not great.
12:11We've established you like taking your clothes off.
12:13Yeah.
12:14And there's plenty more to work through.
12:15And to understand you fully, I think we need to go back in time to your first appearance
12:20on national TV.
12:21And we'll go back and this is your very first appearance on your first episode of Harry's
12:26Practice.
12:26Say g'day to Dr Chris Brown.
12:29Here you go, mate.
12:31Sorry.
12:32Chris is going to be helping me out by looking after all those animals that belong to people
12:36that live in the big smoke, right?
12:38That's right.
12:39Nowadays, more and more people are calling the inner city home and choosing pets to match
12:43their new lifestyle.
12:46What is going on there?
12:50That is quality.
12:51Put it in one, I reckon.
12:53Please welcome the newest member of the team.
12:55It's a stripper from Manpower.
12:58What I loved was your...
13:00Well, it's a stilted delivery, but with your words, but no one would have been listening
13:06to them.
13:07It's like, what has just emerged from this?
13:10Ooh.
13:11Even Dr Harry was mentally undressing you.
13:14By the way, who turns up to work wearing nothing but a towel?
13:19Am I right, camera two?
13:21Am I right?
13:21I just don't say it.
13:25I just don't say it.
13:26I just don't say it.
13:26I just don't say it.
13:27I don't say it.
13:29Again, again, in my defence.
13:33Yes?
13:33Misled by producers.
13:35Producers are the enemy of my career.
13:38Oh, come on.
13:39Well, it was a big entrance for Australian TV and I thought the look was good.
13:43Did you enjoy his look?
13:43I thought the look was good.
13:45I thought Dr Harry looked classy.
13:46Well, you would say that.
13:50Because I'm not saying you borrowed from his look over the years.
13:56What are you getting at?
13:58What are you getting at?
13:58You turned up to a meeting earlier this week.
14:02Oh, I'm just saying.
14:04I'm just saying that you...
14:07Come on.
14:09Are you telling me you haven't somehow borrowed or...
14:12Classy man, just look out when Dr Harry gets going.
14:15That works in the bedroom for me and there you go.
14:19Now, Chris, I think wearing the Speedos.
14:22Oh, wow.
14:23That's just taking things a little...
14:24It's a step too far.
14:27It's like, how are we meant to breathe?
14:32And that's very brave because it looks like it's cold in the background.
14:36Let's shoot in on the Speedos if we can and...
14:39We don't need the extra clothes up there.
14:41I'm not sure, Doc, but I think you've got crabs.
14:44I think you...
14:46He's got prawns on the outside.
14:47Sorry, he's got crabs on the outside, prawn...
14:50No, he's...
14:51No, yeah.
14:52Oh!
14:54Damn it, damn it, damn it.
14:56Between the three of us, we'll work this joke out.
14:59I don't, I don't.
15:00What is it?
15:02You've got...
15:03Lobsters on the outside, shrimp on the inside.
15:08What do you got there?
15:10And...
15:12And, Dr Chris, are you going to blame the producers for that?
15:15They made me wear a crab on my...
15:18There were no producers there, Scotty, unfortunately.
15:20That was just...
15:21That was a holiday...
15:22What growing man wears Speedos on a holiday, is what I say to you?
15:27Yes.
15:29What growing man would do that, Mick?
15:30Come on.
15:31You're being silly.
15:32You're being silly.
15:34You're being silly.
15:37Wow.
15:38That is offensive.
15:40Yeah.
15:41So what...
15:42Hello, ladies.
15:42Dinner's on.
15:43I'd take a couple of pixels right now, to be honest.
15:47Can we zoom in on it?
15:50I just want to see...
15:52What have you...
15:54What have you got on your bathers?
15:55I don't know.
15:56It looks like a before and after shot.
15:58What have you got?
15:59So I've got bush turkeys.
16:02Why would you have a bush turkey?
16:04Yeah.
16:05I mean...
16:05Don't call me crass, but if a psychiatrist said word association bush turkey, I'd go gobble.
16:13And...
16:14That's...
16:16That's the last...
16:20I'm just being honest.
16:22Look at you looking.
16:23Oh, shocked.
16:24As if we didn't...
16:25As if we haven't talked about that before.
16:28All right.
16:28Where are we going now?
16:29Let's have a look at one of your very first segments on...
16:32Was it Harry's practice?
16:33I think it was.
16:34Your first appearance with an animal.
16:35You guessed it.
16:36It's a poodle.
16:39OK.
16:40My question is...
16:41Which one is the poodle?
16:43Look at your hair!
16:44Looks like you've had sex with a golden doodle.
16:47Or something about it.
16:48Do you remember that?
16:49Where are you?
16:50I remember it very clearly.
16:51I'm on the main streets of the inner city, Sydney.
16:54Yes.
16:54This was the...
16:55This was my lead story.
16:56This is what I launched into the world of television with.
16:59OK, Mick, this was...
17:00This was hard-hitting stuff.
17:01Yes.
17:02It was the top ten apartment pets.
17:06And number ten was the poodle.
17:07It was controversial.
17:08So what could possibly be higher than the poodle?
17:10Well, pretty much everything.
17:11Turtle.
17:12Turtle?
17:13Cavoodle.
17:14Cavoodle.
17:14Snake.
17:15Bush turkey.
17:16Bush turkey.
17:18It was when the wet look was in.
17:19Well, you said the inner city suburbs of Sydney.
17:22Paddington.
17:23Paddington.
17:23Was that where you were living at the time?
17:25No, I was living in Bondi.
17:26Were you living in Bondi?
17:27Well, I don't think you were.
17:28I think for a lot of Bondi vet you were living in Bronte.
17:33This is true.
17:36You lied to us.
17:37You lied to the public.
17:38That's broad.
17:39It was a big ruse.
17:40It goes further than that, doesn't it, Mick?
17:42It goes further than that.
17:43Let's have a look at your very first title sequence for Bondi vet.
17:50I love Bondi.
17:52The sun, the surf, the bright lights, the late nights, the girls.
18:00I love being a vet in Bondi.
18:01You just never know what you're going to get.
18:03I wouldn't live anywhere else.
18:05Well, you would.
18:06You were living in Bonte.
18:08You were living in Bonte.
18:09You were living in Bonte.
18:12A lot of stock footage from Bondi.
18:14And the girls.
18:15You said you were enjoying the girls in Bondi.
18:18Turns out the truckie singlet gets the girls.
18:21Forget the curls.
18:22Well, you mentioned the girls, but we saw the very first version of your opening credits.
18:26And I think you really lent into it.
18:29Make my world a better place.
18:33I love Bondi.
18:34The sun, girls.
18:35The surf, girls.
18:37The lights, girls.
18:38The late nights, girls.
18:40What a lovely event in Bondi, girls.
18:45I knew I knew that photo.
18:48Yeah.
18:49Hold that thought.
18:50You're coming along nicely.
18:51Yeah, he's doing.
18:52Were you seeing growth?
18:53Is that what you're looking?
18:54What are you looking for here?
18:55What's your KPI?
18:56We're going to break you.
18:57We're going to break you.
18:58We're going to turn you around.
18:59You could be anything.
19:00Is the goal that I end up living in Bondi again?
19:02What are you after here, Mick?
19:04Oh, stop it, Chris.
19:05Behave yourself.
19:07Don't you come in here.
19:09This is it.
19:09What are you trying?
19:10What are you aiming for?
19:11What the hell are you doing?
19:12Oh, that's right.
19:13He's lashing out again, isn't he?
19:15He's lashing out.
19:16Do you know?
19:16Do you know?
19:17Oh, probably not.
19:18What?
19:18In the female.
19:19Oh, everyone.
19:20If you haven't guessed, this is a poodle.
19:22Well, we did guess, Chris.
19:25Just hang on a sec.
19:29Have you had your medication?
19:33We're going to go to a break while everyone settles down.
19:35No, but no.
19:36This is important, Mick.
19:37Yes.
19:38When I did actually finally move to Bondi, my most regular patient, I referred to him as
19:44a patient, was often on a Sunday afternoon I'd come across this patient.
19:48Stumbling home from the North Bondi RSL club, I would always cross bars with one Mick Malloy.
19:56Barely, barely could hear it.
19:58Barely walking.
19:58Let's go to a break.
20:01Well, we did.
20:02I would be sitting on the balcony of the North Bondi, uh, uh, double fisting a Negroni.
20:07And watching you do laps up and down the foreshide.
20:11Will he come over and take your temperature?
20:14And look at us now.
20:16I'm the good one.
20:17I was double fisting.
20:17I was double fisting the thermometer as well.
20:20Oh, right.
20:21We'll be back with more Dr Chris Barrett.
20:23Thank you so much.
20:27Thank you so much.
20:33Thank you so much.
20:34Thank you so much.
20:35You doing okay?
20:38Welcome back to Grada Mick Celebrity Intervention.
20:40Denise Scott sitting in to help you out tonight.
20:43We're trying to talk you through this because your life is in tatters.
20:47It's a facade, I've got to say.
20:49So let's get straight into it.
20:50Now, you chose veterinary science.
20:53Haven't seen a diploma, but I'll presume that it's all in hand.
20:58And you're not the first generation in your family to be a vet.
21:03Do you recognise this voice?
21:05Chris, I wish you'd take your gumboots off before you come into the house.
21:08Oh, my God.
21:09It's your dad, Graham.
21:11Get him in here.
21:17You know this idiot.
21:19I don't know.
21:20How are you doing?
21:21How are you doing?
21:21Please take a seat right over here.
21:22Great.
21:23Take a seat.
21:25Take a seat.
21:26Welcome aboard.
21:27Thank you very much.
21:29You've crossed a line.
21:30I've crossed a line.
21:31I just want to say, this is bad parenting.
21:34What?
21:37What?
21:38What?
21:38What?
21:38No.
21:38You can't say that.
21:39Well, I'm just saying there's a lot of issues over here that need to be.
21:42Well, there are.
21:43Now, talk us about home life.
21:44Well, Chris was our third son, so we were pretty experienced by the time Chris came along.
21:49That lost interest, Mick.
21:52And did you know he was going to be a vet?
21:54He'd always been interested in animals, because I always had animals at home.
21:57So you've had...
21:58Being a vet, I'd bring home sick animals at night time, or I was interested in wildlife
22:01and I'd bring home coales.
22:02So you always had something in the house?
22:04Something in the house, yeah.
22:05Right.
22:05It violated every single child labour law in the country.
22:09He had a free workforce, one of three boys, so we'd always be up late at night feeding
22:14or caring for animals.
22:15All right, mate, you're not going down a coal mine 14 hours.
22:18All right, calm down.
22:20I think you've had a pretty good life.
22:21And all thanks to you at home.
22:23So what was the first pet he ever had?
22:26What was the first pet?
22:28There it is.
22:29It's Claude.
22:30Claude, yes.
22:31Claude the standard turtle.
22:32Well, it needs a bit of grooming, I would have thought.
22:34I don't know what's happening there.
22:36And he had a penchant for cows.
22:37Did I hear this?
22:38No, he used to go out and show cows around.
22:41Yeah, that's Bridget.
22:43Oh, of course it is.
22:44It's Bridget.
22:46It's his favourite Jersey cow.
22:47You can say Bridget.
22:48All I'm seeing is a young boy with some prime rib eye.
22:52You see one thing, I see another.
22:55What was the thing about cows?
22:57I just love cows.
22:58I always have.
22:59I still do.
23:00You make that sound normal.
23:04For a young boy to love Bridget the cow.
23:08Do you understand?
23:09So she was my 12th birthday present.
23:11All I ever wanted as a kid was a cow.
23:13Yeah.
23:14And I used to...
23:15I said...
23:16I got a bike for my 12th birthday.
23:20It was a strange upbringing.
23:22And so I used to show Jersey cows.
23:24That was my thing.
23:24I used to go to Jersey cow conferences and shows.
23:27And I used to get in the white lab coat with the Acubra
23:30and show cows.
23:32Wow.
23:33Because it was cool.
23:35And did, Graham, did Chris have any friends?
23:39Like...
23:41Human.
23:42Human friends.
23:43He's also sport.
23:44He played football, pro rugby there in Newcastle.
23:47And he was in the Cooksville Surf Club.
23:49He was a swimmer.
23:50So he's always...
23:51Oh, another chance to take his top off on.
23:54That's when it all started.
23:55Was he doing it back then?
23:56Yeah, he was doing it back then.
23:57It's unbelievable, isn't it?
23:58Graham, is it true that you didn't really take him to the doctor?
24:03Because you're a vet?
24:04Yes.
24:05Well, I had a lot of medicines at home.
24:08So why waste money going to the doctor?
24:11So...
24:11We're all animals in the first place.
24:14You turned up to school with a bucket on your neck.
24:17Or overdose on ketamine.
24:19It wasn't far off, Scotty.
24:21You've crossed the line there, but if you have any ketamine...
24:24Every single...
24:27Talked during the ad break.
24:29Every single illness was treated by the medicine box,
24:32which had a collection of different bottles
24:34that all said, for animal treatment only.
24:38And quite often they were like large tablets, like this big,
24:41liver flavoured.
24:42Did you swallow them?
24:43I remember...
24:43I forced them down.
24:45I grabbed him by the muzzle or not.
24:48Did you...
24:49Both ways too.
24:50I was given a suppository by...
24:52By your father!
24:54Thank God!
24:55Not in front of Bridget!
24:57Not in front of Bridget!
24:58No!
24:58Now, did you keep and operate on birds in your lounge room,
25:02on your dining room table?
25:04I did, yes.
25:04Did you do?
25:05And did you keep something in the freezer that said,
25:08birds?
25:09Oh, well, yes.
25:10What happened there?
25:11Well, I used to buy laming...
25:12I loved lamingtons.
25:13Oh, no.
25:14No, no.
25:15And I'd take them home, say, Friday afternoon,
25:18and Saturday morning, all the lamingtons had gone
25:21from my fridge.
25:22Right.
25:22Well, that's got to stop.
25:23So, I did.
25:24I put an end to it.
25:25I got an ice cream container, put the lamingtons in the ice cream container,
25:28put the lid on, and put dead birds.
25:32And put them in the freezer.
25:34And that would remain untouched for how many...
25:35Couple of years?
25:36Five years.
25:38At that time, when I came home to work, and he'd gone to bed,
25:41I'd get stuck into the lamingtons.
25:43What animal did he hurt?
25:45Did you hurt an animal at home?
25:47What happened?
25:47So, we had a couple of cats that were rescues from the vet hospital.
25:51One was called mittens.
25:52And my brothers, my two older brothers, used to show me the mittens circus.
25:55And when Mum and Dad were out, the mittens circus would be in session.
25:59And they used to throw mittens up into the air.
26:01Aww.
26:02And she'd land on her feet, like cats do, right?
26:04And one day, I was inside with mittens, and I thought,
26:07you know what, this mittens circus thing can't be that hard.
26:10So, I threw up in the air, but really high.
26:14And she landed, admittedly, with a small thud, and sort of limped off.
26:20Dad got home from work at about nine o'clock that night,
26:23and just the first thing he noticed was mittens.
26:25I thought you were going to say the lamingtons were gone.
26:29They were just trying to get a lamington after a hard day at the office,
26:32and what happens?
26:32Mittens not there.
26:33And he went back to work at nine o'clock, x-rayed her,
26:36and she had a broken leg.
26:38Aww.
26:39Now, I want to talk you up for a second, if I can, Graham,
26:42because you were a great vet in your day.
26:45You were one of the finest.
26:46And you made the papers with your treatment with the pelican.
26:49Tell us what happened to the beak.
26:51Well, that's Percy.
26:52Percy was brought to me, oh, many years ago.
26:55That's short for Mr Percival.
26:56Yeah, that's right.
26:58From Storm Boy.
26:58He'd been shot by a prawn fisherman from the Hunter River.
27:01Picked up a shotgun and blew his upper bill off
27:02and bit a big hole in his lower bill.
27:04And so what?
27:05You reconnected?
27:07I reconnected, but the trouble was he was missing
27:09most of his upper bill.
27:10What did I do?
27:11I made a mine happen to have a pelican skull.
27:14Sounds a bit weird.
27:16I'm just going to say.
27:17I went to a fiberglass manufacturer,
27:19and I had an artificial bill made.
27:21I put the bill on, and I got a baby's play pillow,
27:23and I used to throw a little fish.
27:25No, you didn't do that.
27:26I had to do that.
27:28At the age of 11, I'm confronted with a pelican
27:33that's twice my size with a prosthetic fiberglass beak
27:38that's snapping it in my face trying to grab fish.
27:42And what did you do?
27:43You threw it in the air and snapped it off again.
27:51It's a touching story and makes me want to stop shooting the bills off pelicans.
27:56Don't you think?
27:58It was a world first.
28:00It was the world's first ever prosthetic bill on a pelican.
28:03But did you continue this practice of, like, helping animals get false breasts or whatever they are?
28:11Yeah.
28:13I saw a seagull with large cans the other day.
28:16I thought Graham's out of the game.
28:18Watch who you're talking, large cans.
28:21No, I think that was a one-off in a way.
28:23He's being humble.
28:24It was nationwide news.
28:26We had television crews.
28:27We had everyone.
28:28That article was from Women's Weekly.
28:30Oh, my God!
28:33Graham was the pin-up boy across the country.
28:37Well, that's his bona fides.
28:38He's a great vet.
28:39What have you brought to the table?
28:41I'll tell you what you've brought to the table.
28:43Nudicles.
28:44Hi, Dr Graham.
28:45How are you, sir?
28:46Not too bad at all.
28:47Now, you're the man to talk to if we're looking for silicon testicle implants for dogs.
28:52Yes, sir.
28:53This is Nudicle Central.
28:54Can you compare there?
28:56Yeah.
28:58Once they've got skin around them, we're in the same ballpark.
29:06Hey, we've got a couple of Nudicles here.
29:09Oh, we did.
29:10They're gone.
29:11Clen, do you know where the Nudicles went?
29:15No, but I've just had two of the most beautiful prawn dumplings.
29:20Wow.
29:21They were great.
29:23So...
29:28That was...
29:29Let me...
29:30Can I explain?
29:31In Bondi, when you have a bulldog with very prominent testicles and they need to be removed,
29:38not having the testicles is a fate worse than death.
29:41I saved the life of that bulldog by preserving his look, his integrity, his strength and the way he walked
29:49with them jiggling between his legs.
29:52Once you've got the Nudicles on, they clack away like an executive toy.
29:56So that's what you brought at the table.
29:57Alright, explain this one.
29:58This is going to be hard to watch because you're a serious vet, but...
30:02Have a look at this scenario.
30:03There we go.
30:04Tell me what...
30:07What?
30:09Now...
30:10That...
30:11That looks to me like a dog who's making the most of the last minutes before you take his balls
30:16off.
30:16Is...
30:17Is that what's going on there?
30:19I think he's just annoyed he was the top ten apartment pet.
30:22That is one of the few occasions you'd be happy to have a shirt on.
30:26Alright, now again, how do you explain this from someone who's masquerading as a vet?
30:30His attempts to hypnotise a chicken?
30:35Hypnotising chooks is a real art form.
30:37They might look as though they fight it a little bit at the start, but eventually, they enjoy it.
30:41How long will she stay like that?
30:43Long enough.
30:46That...
30:50That stands the test of time.
30:52That is good.
30:53Oh, it really is.
30:54I've had it done to me.
30:57It's quite enjoyable.
30:59Do you know, before the show, I hypnotised...
31:02Glenn.
31:04Don't...
31:05Don't do...
31:05If I say a certain word, he...
31:07He'll...
31:08I don't want to say it.
31:10Say it!
31:11No, I can't do it.
31:12Neuticals!
31:16Stop it!
31:17Stop it!
31:18Graham!
31:19Graham!
31:20Give a towel, Graham!
31:23What happened?
31:24Where am I?
31:25What's going on?
31:26Do you have any memory of what you've just done?
31:28No, not whatsoever.
31:30All right.
31:30Now, we want to go to the break on this.
31:33I need to ask you.
31:34You rescued a pelican.
31:36You resuscitated a fly.
31:39Fly just went down my throat.
31:43Oh, here he is.
31:51He's coming back.
31:53Oh, look at that.
31:55Are you disappointed?
31:59What a beautiful moment.
32:01Saved a life.
32:02He did save a life.
32:03It was a fly.
32:04Yeah, and...
32:05Do you recognise this voice?
32:09Yes, we found the fly.
32:11Yes, we found the fly.
32:12We found the fly.
32:12We found the fly.
32:13We found the fly.
32:13That's a lot.
32:13Yeah.
32:14I know.
32:15I know.
32:15I know.
32:16Where is it?
32:17Oh, yeah.
32:19Oh.
32:24Bring him here, Vicky.
32:26You can do this while we go to the break.
32:28Thank Graeme, everybody.
32:31Thank you, Graeme.
32:32Thank you, Graeme.
32:34Thank you, Graeme.
32:40Thank you, Graeme.
32:41Thank you, Graeme.
32:43This is my fault.
32:44I really feel like that.
32:45No, don't do it.
32:46I feel like he's making you...
32:48I'm traumatised.
32:48Don't do that.
32:49I won't say the word again.
32:51No, don't say it again.
32:51Welcome back to Glad and Mick's Celebrity Intervention.
32:53Denise Scott helping out tonight with the problem that is Dr Chris Brown.
32:57The train wreck, I think, are the words you've used as well.
32:59The train wreck.
33:00Yes, and something, Chris, that I do feel very compassionate about for you.
33:06I feel sorry for you.
33:07It's a big one, this one.
33:09Oh, sorry again.
33:10Come on.
33:11You can do it, Denise.
33:12You can do it.
33:13You've had to cope with being too good looking.
33:17You have said one of the problems in my...
33:21Yeah, look at that.
33:22I find...
33:23Constant...
33:24Constant references to his looks frustrating.
33:27I'd much rather they go, oh, that Chris Brown, he's an interesting guy, or he's entertaining.
33:32I think that offers a bit more than looks.
33:33I don't think so.
33:36I think...
33:36I honestly think that's it.
33:38I genuinely do.
33:40It begins and ends there, does it, Mickie?
33:41It began back in the early days.
33:44Oh, yes, it did.
33:45Well, we've got a photo of him.
33:46Look at you.
33:48And how old were you here, Chris?
33:50I think I'm 17.
33:51I think you're doing year 12 for the third time, I think.
33:55Yeah.
33:56I'm not smiling because I've just got braces.
33:59Oh, you poor things.
34:02I mean, it gets worse and worse.
34:04You're good looking, you've got beautiful straight teeth.
34:07I...
34:08I know what it was like at that age, though.
34:10Oh, yes.
34:11I struggled...
34:12Do you?
34:12...at senior school.
34:14Oh, wow!
34:17Oh, wow!
34:19Oh!
34:21Oh!
34:22What ever happened to that little boy?
34:23I think he was...
34:24I think he was...
34:24Were you wearing a wig?
34:26I don't know.
34:27And some paste going on.
34:29Yes.
34:30Yes, I was.
34:30Just looked like he came off the set of Happy Days.
34:34I was young and Italian-like.
34:36I think it was the way.
34:37I, too, wanted to go into modelling when I was at school.
34:39You were.
34:40And I must admit, when we had the school photographs taken,
34:43I used to do the middle-distance look-off to the left.
34:46Oh, OK.
34:47Oh, so here's your class.
34:48Here it is there.
34:48And bang into me, looking off to the left.
34:57Wow.
34:58Yeah, middle-distance stare.
35:00Middle-distance stare.
35:01It's a reliable one.
35:01Yeah, yeah.
35:02It's a beauty.
35:03I've got my Catholic school photo, girls' school.
35:07I know!
35:08Look at that.
35:10You know what?
35:11You're still persevering with that haircut.
35:14Yes!
35:15Yes, yes, the fringe.
35:17All this time.
35:18I've stuck with it.
35:19You've just gone, I like it.
35:20I like it.
35:21I don't care.
35:22Yep, I know.
35:23I understand the pressure of being good-looking.
35:26I was under a lot of pressure.
35:28When I was four, I was forced into modelling.
35:32A modelling course.
35:33That's me in the front row, um, second.
35:36That's me.
35:38I know.
35:39Again, persevering with the haircut.
35:43That's right.
35:44Well, it's...
35:44And that was, seriously, the Ron Blaskett and Jerry G school of modelling.
35:50Well, that doesn't sound sus at all.
35:53He was a ventriloquist at the top.
35:56That's right, he did.
35:57And he worked blue at night and ran a girls modelling school in the day.
36:02See, we were more relaxed back then.
36:05We just didn't think about that.
36:07But yes, I understand.
36:09It's nice that you have that empathy, Scotty.
36:11That's, that's...
36:12So...
36:12You could have some empathy.
36:13You could have some empathy as well, rather than deceive me.
36:15Don't have to deceive you lashing out.
36:17Into it.
36:17No, you're lashing out.
36:18This is about you, not us.
36:20What stages?
36:20You're not helping it.
36:21So, you said you didn't like being treated as just a big, uh, chump.
36:25Big...
36:26Big...
36:27Big chump.
36:27A big...
36:28Oh, I thought you said chump.
36:29A dog food, I think.
36:30A big chump, a big bit of beefcake.
36:33And if that's your problem, I, uh, I wonder why you would enter the Cleo Bachelor of the Year competition.
36:41So, and where did you come?
36:44Nowhere near first.
36:45No, you came second behind this guy, who...
36:50You came second behind...
36:52You are not beating that.
36:54Who's that?
36:55Usher Ginsberg.
36:56There, modelling to stand on top of a wedding cake.
37:00That was me.
37:02Um, what happened?
37:03Yeah, well, just, I just didn't bring it, did I?
37:06Well, I've got...
37:06Obviously, I wasn't dressed appropriately.
37:07The hair wasn't nearly good enough.
37:09The jaw wasn't big enough.
37:10You've got your photo here, the one you used to...
37:12Oh!
37:14And...
37:14Are you hypnotising that?
37:16Yeah.
37:17Just in my own defence, can I, I mean, am I allowed to speak up in my own defence?
37:22Oh, no.
37:24It's all part of it.
37:25We'll allow it, we'll allow it.
37:27You'll allow it?
37:27Yes.
37:28The jaw is a problem.
37:30Yeah.
37:30Oh!
37:32Oh my God, your jaw!
37:35Is a problem.
37:36Yeah.
37:36It's not a problem.
37:38No, it is...
37:38Let him talk.
37:39Oh, right!
37:40I went to the dentist the other day.
37:43I walked in, sat in the chair for just a, a scale and polish.
37:46You know, just a routine thing.
37:48They looked at me, took one look and said,
37:50Oh, wisdom teeth playing up, are they?
37:52Oh!
37:53It's like, no, it's just, it's just how it is.
37:56Oh my God, that dentist.
37:59Passive aggression, if ever I'm trying to make you feel bad
38:03because you've got the best jaw on the planet.
38:07I'm telling you.
38:11How did I go?
38:12You're going all right.
38:13You tried to defend yourself.
38:15Let's move on.
38:16Why don't we go on, just talk about your mum, your beautiful mum
38:19who had some advice for you moving into show business.
38:22She did.
38:23Lovely.
38:23What was her advice?
38:24Well, I was discovered in a pub and it was all very strange.
38:28I was having a few drinks and a guy thought I was trying to impress
38:32a girl by saying I was a vet.
38:33I was actually just telling her a story from the actual vet clinic
38:36where I work.
38:37Yes.
38:38He got my number, organised a screen test.
38:40I got a screen test with Channel 7.
38:42Lovely Channel 7.
38:43We all love Channel 7.
38:43They're okay.
38:45They're okay.
38:46So out of nowhere I get this screen test to become the new veteran
38:49Harry's practice.
38:50Sure.
38:51I get the gig.
38:51So I call up mum and say, mum, big news.
38:56You don't know this but I'm going to be on a TV show starting in two weeks.
39:01And she's like, oh, okay.
39:02And she's like, she was racing off to drinks, Friday night drinks.
39:05Yes.
39:05With the girls.
39:05Good on her.
39:06She calls.
39:07By the way.
39:08So she couldn't really chat.
39:09She called me two hours later, almost on the brink of tears.
39:12Yeah.
39:13And I said, what's the matter?
39:15And she goes, oh, I was just talking to the girls about your big news,
39:17about your big break into television.
39:19And I wanted to be excited but the girls told me that there's a darker side to men being
39:25in television.
39:26What was that?
39:27I was thinking, you know, drugs, alcohol, I don't know.
39:29Yeah.
39:30Looking at you, possibly.
39:38A little from column A, a little from column B.
39:41And anyway, so.
39:43So what was the advice?
39:44I was like, mum, what is it?
39:45What's the matter?
39:46What's this problem you're worried about?
39:47She said, the girls told me that you're going to encounter these people, these women
39:50that are going to.
39:52What type?
39:53Say it.
39:54She was like, I just.
39:55For goodness sake, star fucker.
39:58That's the word?
39:59It was star fuckers.
40:00Yes.
40:01Yes.
40:02Sorry.
40:03Watch another trigger word.
40:04Oh, God.
40:07Stop me.
40:08Stop me.
40:09Oh.
40:11What happened?
40:19You have been the subject of so many tabloid magazine headlines and you've been associated
40:24with so many women over the journey.
40:26How many true?
40:27Obviously.
40:28You chase this kind of fame, obviously.
40:30And here you are just woman after the next.
40:33It's all the best kept secret, apparently.
40:35Always the best kept secret.
40:37What do you, how do you feel when you see that stuff?
40:41I'm enlightened.
40:42Yeah.
40:44It's, yeah, it's always a surprise.
40:47Well, none of them ring true apart from this one, which to me is.
40:53There's a bit of explaining to do there.
40:57All right, calm down.
40:58We're going to a break.
40:59I'll settle this on the other side.
41:00All right, back with more of Greg and Cindy, the best of the show.
41:13Good vibes.
41:15Welcome back to Glenn at Nick's Celebrity Intervention.
41:17Denise Scott.
41:18Glenn, you're doing a great job.
41:19You seem to be coming around.
41:21I feel like there's hope here.
41:23And there's another friend of yours who wants to be heard.
41:25And he has something special to say.
41:27Let's check in with Miguel.
41:29Hello, good evening, my friend.
41:30You know I love you.
41:31But one thing you have to stop doing is you're dancing and you're singing.
41:37And you're not good at it.
41:38You need to stop.
41:39You're embarrassing yourself.
41:41I'm telling you this as a friend.
41:43Wow.
41:45Well, that's big.
41:47That's big.
41:48He's your friend.
41:49He's twirling it straight.
41:49When Miguel says you have to dial it down a notch, you know you're in rarefied territory.
41:55It's big coming from the guy who was first off dancing with the stars.
41:58Yeah.
41:59That's right.
42:00I was second.
42:01Yeah.
42:03Well, you would have been first given some of your dancing.
42:06I was fortunate enough to do a telethon with you over in Perth earlier this year
42:10and witness some stuff that I wish we could burn.
42:15There you are.
42:17As a starfish.
42:20And here you are.
42:23Are you playing a tracker?
42:27You've tugged up a bit there, of course.
42:30That was Freddie Mercury.
42:32Yeah, we know that.
42:34I was in the phone room at that stage and people were ringing up asking for their money back.
42:40Also, you tried your luck at acting and you failed miserably there.
42:44Yeah.
42:45Were you going to do a spot on The Bold and the Beautiful?
42:48No.
42:48I had a...
42:50That's Ron Moss, is it not there?
42:51Yeah, it was the one and only Ron Moss from Bold and the Beautiful.
42:54So I was in the US promoting a vet show that I was doing and while I was over there,
42:59I got a call from CBS, from the big wigs, who wanted to know if I'd be interested in a
43:04role on Bold and the Beautiful.
43:06I thought, you know what, doesn't matter.
43:07Well, give it a go.
43:08Can't look that hard.
43:08So what happened?
43:09So I turned up to the CBS studios to do my role on Bold and the Beautiful.
43:13I was going to be Ridge's cousin from Australia.
43:16I think it was the jaw that got me the role.
43:19It was the jaw.
43:19It was the jaw.
43:20And I walked in.
43:20I was all ready.
43:21They sent me the script and, you know, it was too hard.
43:24And I turned up and I said, and your work visa, Chris?
43:29Oh no.
43:30I don't have one.
43:31So...
43:31So you never got the role?
43:32Never got the role.
43:33You did actually do an audition for a network and a soap opera and here's how it went.
43:44Ah!
43:45Oh my God!
43:52I'm getting that role.
43:54I'm going to say, I actually auditioned for the dog's role.
43:58Didn't get it.
43:58Yeah.
43:59Hey, we're getting down to the business end, but we've had a crack at you and your bona fides as
44:04a vet.
44:05You've got a range of products.
44:06A range of products?
44:08Can you walk us through some of these products and just tell us what kind of snake oil you're selling?
44:11What have you got in there?
44:12This is where I bring my knowledge, my extensive experience.
44:15What have you got?
44:16For irritated skin, you've got your wipes.
44:18Do you wipe a dog's bottom?
44:20You can if you want, Scotty.
44:22Yeah, you can.
44:22If they don't have neuticles.
44:24For bad breath and to clean teeth.
44:26Teeth and breath balls.
44:27Oh well, that's after a heavy night.
44:30Heavy petting.
44:31We can come down with the breath balls.
44:33Those dogs in their senior years who need a bit of help with their cognitive performance?
44:37Yes, thank you.
44:41This will be empty by the end of the next segment.
44:44For anxiety, thunderstorm phobias, all sorts of, just keeping calm in stressful situations.
44:50It's all here.
44:51Plus, this is an important one.
44:53If you have wee stains or a dog or a cat that likes to wee around the house.
44:56Oh, you want to identify the...
44:58It's a wee torch, so it actually detects wee stains around the house.
45:01So you can shine that torch without the lights on.
45:05It's like a blue light, like a black light, like on CSI.
45:08Could you demonstrate for us?
45:09Bullshit.
45:10I'm calling bullshit on this one.
45:11Look at this.
45:12No.
45:12Look, it's working.
45:13Turn the lights down.
45:14Can I just take the light...
45:15Nah, there we go.
45:16Now, let's just go around the set.
45:19Seems there's nothing on the set.
45:20Nothing on Denise.
45:21No, I'm good.
45:22Nothing on Mick.
45:23Nothing on you.
45:23Nothing on me.
45:24No, no.
45:26Oh.
45:27Oh.
45:28Oh, man.
45:29I'm not going to...
45:32Uticles!
45:34Denise!
45:35We've got one, two minutes.
45:36Lights up!
45:38That's the range.
45:39We're going to take a quick break.
45:40Come back and break this one.
45:53Welcome back to the great big celebrity intervention.
45:56Graham, of course, joining us back on the couch.
45:59Would you like to take your top off?
46:01That's fine.
46:02Well...
46:02It does not need much encouragement, I've got to tell you.
46:05Can I just ask a question?
46:07Is it true, and I reckon it is, that you two have done a show together,
46:11that's in the can, that may be coming to our television screens?
46:15Do you want to explain?
46:16Well, I did take Mick Molloy to Columbia.
46:20Yep.
46:22OK, let's leave it there.
46:24I give it five stars.
46:26A lot of the content is still before the courts, I think.
46:29One of us got kidnapped.
46:31That was great.
46:31Why'd you go to Columbia?
46:32It's a new show called Once in a Lifetime,
46:34where I travel around the world treating the world's most dangerous
46:36and challenging animals, but I take along a celebrity
46:39as my completely untrained veterinary assistant.
46:42Yeah.
46:42And Mick Molloy was taken to Columbia
46:45to work on one of the most dangerous animals in the world.
46:48Yes, and I won't give away too much,
46:50but one night, to put me down,
46:52he shot me in the arse with a tranquilizer.
46:55It's on later in the year on Channel 7.
46:58Good luck with him.
47:01We've had a lot of fun.
47:03You made a promise earlier in the show.
47:05Yes.
47:06We showed Denise Scott.
47:07Denise has been wonderful tonight.
47:13We showed this particular shot.
47:18And it's in the Darwin.
47:20You can tell because the mangoes are ripe.
47:24So you said that's you and your shared household.
47:27Yes, yes.
47:28And you made a promise.
47:30Of giving the flip side of that.
47:31Yep.
47:32Have a look at this.
47:33Oh, there it goes.
47:34So that is...
47:36The flip side.
47:39Now...
47:41That's you with the...
47:42Yeah, I've got...
47:44I've got my legs, my knees in front of my breasts.
47:47Very coy.
47:48Very coy.
47:49Second on the right.
47:49And let's just zoom in, can we?
47:51Just...
47:52I think they're on the right.
47:54Oh, that's...
47:55I know.
47:56That's right.
47:57You were on the run from the police.
47:59Can I say, I'm fairly impressive.
48:04Um, we're just about done.
48:05We're just about to...
48:06How do you feel?
48:07I feel lighter.
48:08You feel lighter.
48:09Yeah, yeah.
48:09That's good.
48:10How do you feel, Graeme?
48:10Do you think you've learnt a bit?
48:11Do you think...
48:12I've learnt a lot tonight.
48:13Um, the one topic we didn't touch on, of course,
48:17was the number of children you've fathered to different women.
48:21LAUGHTER
48:22According to these magazines,
48:24and each one of them is suggesting that you've had a dalliance
48:28with another woman, most of them in the showbiz industry.
48:32What is the truth?
48:33If they are true, I've never seen the children.
48:35And I'm expecting, and I can speak to you about this,
48:38a lot of child support payments...
48:41LAUGHTER
48:42..sortly.
48:42But it's...
48:44Yeah, it's...
48:45There's been a lot of...
48:46I reckon we're up to about eight or nine children
48:48that I've apparently fathered.
48:50Why don't we...
48:50Why don't we count them?
48:51Let's bring on all your children.
48:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
48:54Who have come out of here for all the different kids.
48:59There they are, Jackie.
49:01Hello.
49:01You look way more handsome.
49:03Hello, kids.
49:04Hi, Major.
49:04Hello.
49:05You look way more handsome.
49:07Hello.
49:09Hello.
49:09Hello.
49:09I'm a little bit worried by, er...
49:11I'm a little bit worried by, er...
49:27I thought it went pretty well.
49:33But maybe enough of the Dr Harry thing?
49:35I think some of us can pull it off.
49:37Some of us can't.
49:38You want to hit the town?
49:40No.
49:41No, I'm good.
49:42Oh, seriously though.
49:43I've got places to go.
49:44I can go back to your place and I can dress up.
49:46No.
49:49Projectile vomit!
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