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Love I.s.l.a.n.d UK - Season 13 - Episode 06
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00:11My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
00:14Yes!
00:16We're back, but it's not business as usual!
00:19It's the same thing!
00:22I'll take you for a ride
00:23Who's looking for some fun?
00:26The villa has been overhauled from head to toes.
00:30Hands up for toe-sucking.
00:34It's going to be raunchy.
00:38It's going to be risky.
00:40I love that one too!
00:41And it's going to be downright rude.
00:49Add to that a blizzard doll.
00:51Snogging.
00:53Snacking.
00:54It's got a soggy bottom.
00:56Rapping.
00:57Here we go.
00:58I believe in cheese.
01:00Plus regular travel updates.
01:03Oh my God.
01:04Help, help!
01:05It can only mean one thing.
01:07It's the return of Love Island Unseen Man!
01:11We're actually talking about foreign literature.
01:13Cheers!
01:14Bye!
01:15Bye for now!
01:15Sweetie!
01:15Sweetie!
01:16Sweetie!
01:33Six days earlier, we were all witness to a television event of truly cosmic proportions.
01:40The big bosses of Love Island have spent months studying the universe and consulting scientific experts.
01:46Their conclusion? The original Big Bang got one thing wrong.
01:52Daytime.
01:53The Love Island gods have spoken and turned day into night.
02:09Day is the new night and black is...
02:12Well, black is still the new black.
02:14And in the biggest ever shake-up to the format, we had night-time entrances.
02:21Hey, surprise, how's your day? Nice to meet you, ready to be amazed?
02:36Oh my gosh, help me.
02:42Oh my God!
02:48Oh my God!
02:50OMG!
02:52Oh my...
02:53No, I'm going to be sorry.
02:54No!
02:55What the hell?
03:04Thank you, thank you, thank you.
03:07No problem.
03:08Woo!
03:10Oh my God!
03:13Oh my God!
03:17Help, help!
03:19Thank you, thank you.
03:22Here's to you, here's to you, here's to me, here's to me, here's to me, here's to us, here's to
03:27us, here's to us, here's to we!
03:28Here's to we!
03:33But before they even set foot in the villa
03:35our brand new islanders got to introduce themselves
03:37to the world and those super sexy
03:39packagey things back in a TV studio
03:42in London.
03:48Hello? Hello?
03:50Anyone here?
03:51Oh no, they've gone.
03:53Where have they gone?
03:55Get me meowajamma.
04:02Hello, it's me.
04:05Ian Sterling.
04:07Ian with two eyes.
04:09The funny Scottish guy.
04:11Nah, that's Lewis Capaldi.
04:13I'm at the studio. Where is everyone?
04:17Oh, it was all changed with the profiles too, this series.
04:20Fancy.
04:22What do you mean it's secret?
04:26Well, we'll see about that.
04:28I'll find you.
04:35I'll take to the air.
04:38Where is there a plane?
04:42Do you see a plane?
04:52I can't even see the plane.
04:58I'll take to the sea.
05:04I'll take to the air.
05:06Again.
05:08Ah, anyone know I've just seen these things?
05:13Wee!
05:14Do these things have a break?
05:16Oh my gosh.
05:19Oh!
05:22And that's how free I want to be.
05:24Oh, I think I've found them.
05:27And here are some of the bits of the profiles you didn't see before.
05:31Ah, check it out, check it out.
05:33Icon, Icon.
05:35How are we doing, guys?
05:37Views lovely, gorgeous, perfect settings.
05:40Ready to get going?
05:42Oh my God, it's sensational.
05:44Look at the view.
05:45Love.
05:46Montag.
05:49I just love kissing people.
05:51No, I can't.
05:53Cut that.
05:55Cut, cut, cut that.
05:58Oh my God.
06:00Ooh, it's a hat.
06:02Guys, look at me, okay.
06:08I feel like I'm like a hologram version of me.
06:11Like, I'm not actually here yet.
06:12Like, I cannot process this.
06:34I haven't had a mirror, so I don't know what I bloody look like.
06:38It's like, grammar.
06:40Get this, you don't want to speak it about.
06:42They want to see what all the fuck's about.
06:45I've been straight trippin' when I see it sub in place.
06:51Freakin' can you feel it count down?
06:55Space lippin' when I break it move out now.
06:59Yeah, we'll move it like that.
07:02What's that saying?
07:04You've got to break a few hearts before you meet your prince.
07:07Is that it?
07:07I know it's to kiss a few frogs, isn't it?
07:10No.
07:11Well, that's my saying.
07:12I've changed it.
07:13I don't think there's anyone like me on planet Earth.
07:15Period.
07:16Like, I actually just don't.
07:18And if you know someone like me, please call the number here.
07:21But I don't think you do.
07:22I genuinely think I'm not even, I'm not even waffling.
07:26This is no chicken waffle, yeah?
07:28I genuinely think I could beat a shark in a fight.
07:33As in, if I'm in the sea and the shark's at me one-on-one, I'm coming out on top.
07:40There isn't, I'm like, ask any of my friends, call them at home.
07:43I promise you, I've been saying this for years.
07:46All you've got to do is come and bang!
07:48That's, it's gone.
07:49You didn't even see that coming.
07:57Having spent all their time brainstorming the reboot of the Islanders' big entrance, the producers completely forgot about the coupling
08:04up.
08:05This time, there are no games.
08:08It's all down to you lot to sort it out amongst yourselves.
08:12Genius!
08:13Get the Islanders to figure it out so the rest of us can clock off and go to bed.
08:18So yes, LaBound is doing things a little differently this year, but one thing that will never change are the
08:24get-to-know-you chats.
08:27They're as awkward as ever.
08:29Right.
08:30Do you need help?
08:31No.
08:32Are you sure?
08:32Yeah, I think...
08:35Elegant.
08:36Look at that.
08:37Professional.
08:37Whoa, shit.
08:38Yeah, you have to be careful.
08:40Okay.
08:40Oh, my God.
08:42This is how you get the ick, though.
08:43What?
08:44On something like this.
08:44No.
08:46Do you want to get some water?
08:47Um, yes, please.
08:49I'll let me get you some.
08:50Yes, please.
08:50Bear with.
08:52Bear with, bear with, bear with.
08:56Wait, what you eating?
08:58Ice lollies, bro.
08:59Help yourself.
09:00Oh, this is cool.
09:01Ha-ha.
09:03Wait, I wanted water, but fuck that.
09:06Do you do Brazilian jiu-jitsu?
09:08No.
09:08What is wrong?
09:09That is so...
09:10No, no, no.
09:11Who have you dated, like?
09:12I've actually never dated anyone who does it, because I'm like, I can't cope with that.
09:15I feel like people judge me.
09:17Yeah.
09:17Just based on how I look.
09:18Yeah.
09:19Like, I'm a fuckboy.
09:20Yeah.
09:21I do think you do give that.
09:23I wouldn't say I am.
09:24You do give.
09:25Yeah.
09:25Oh, boy.
09:26Not gonna lie.
09:29Do you want ice lolly instead?
09:31No, thank you.
09:38What's the Scottish lingo then?
09:39What's island?
09:40Is that just like, yeah?
09:41Yeah.
09:42Aye.
09:42Aye.
09:43What else is there?
09:44I'm trying to think.
09:44What would you call that in the kitchen?
09:46Like, see that bit where the sink is?
09:49See there?
09:51What?
09:52What?
09:53Like that.
09:53Oh, what?
09:53The bit in the middle?
09:54It's an island?
09:56No.
09:57Like, just the full hink.
09:59What?
09:59What is that to you?
10:00Like, a countertop?
10:01It's a kitchen.
10:02I don't know.
10:03It's a...
10:04What would you call it?
10:06Like...
10:06Oh, go put that on the...
10:09Counter, yeah.
10:10Counter, yeah.
10:11That's a bunker.
10:12A bunker?
10:13Aye.
10:14Aye.
10:15Aye.
10:16Do you want a new cup?
10:18Yes, please.
10:18Yes, fine.
10:22Go with...
10:24Where are the cups?
10:25What do you need?
10:26Cups?
10:26Yeah.
10:27For what?
10:27Water?
10:28Yeah.
10:30Oh, this is fresh?
10:32Is it?
10:33Wash it out.
10:34No, I'm rinsing it.
10:35They're used to...
10:36They used to filter in the fridge.
10:37Angelista did eventually get her chat with Opie.
10:40About 30 seconds before the sun came up.
10:51As we saw on the main show, it wasn't long before Jasmine learned that Lorenzo really
10:55has a way with words.
10:56I feel like you're very promiscuous.
10:59You could be like...
10:59No, not in a bad...
11:02No, I mean like, you are very sexy.
11:06You're very sexy.
11:07Promiscuous?
11:07No, maybe I used that word wrong.
11:09I'm so far off of that, you have no idea.
11:11That's not promiscuous.
11:12Maybe I chose the wrong Nelly Furtado song.
11:15It should have been Maneater.
11:16Yeah.
11:17Yeah, not promiscuous.
11:20You think Lorenzo might watch his tongue after the first obnoxious outburst, but
11:24au contraire.
11:25Turns out, he was just getting started.
11:28A tart is a good thing.
11:29It's like a...
11:30What?
11:30Is it a fuck?
11:31No.
11:31What?
11:32I would say...
11:33Aidan's a top tart.
11:36Are we calling...
11:36Are we calling each other tarts?
11:39Yeah.
11:39Yeah?
11:41I don't know about that, bro.
11:43This is lost on me.
11:45I'm just not going to speak for the next...
11:46You know, he said I look promiscuous.
11:49What does that mean?
11:50What do you mean?
11:51What does that mean?
11:52What does that mean?
11:52That mysterious.
11:53No!
11:54That's what I thought.
11:55No.
11:56Do you know what it means?
11:57No.
11:57You mean you're like a hoe?
11:58No, it's not.
11:59Like you're like a hoe.
12:00Yes, that's what it means.
12:00I'm not sure that like a hoe is the exact Oxford English Dictionary definition of promiscuous.
12:06Bit close enough, Jasmine.
12:14In this next unseen clip, Ellie has something she wants to get off her chest.
12:19My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
12:22Which one's Phil and which one's Grant?
12:24I don't know.
12:25That's her choice.
12:26Can I name them now then?
12:27Right.
12:28Can I have a look?
12:29Yes.
12:29So, I'm thinking...
12:34Wait, what did she call them?
12:35Phil and Grant.
12:36Like the Mitchell brothers.
12:42I've never heard of them.
12:43The EastEnders?
12:45Oh, Phil and Grant.
12:46OK, OK.
12:48I don't think you're going to beat it.
12:50We'll go Phil and Grant.
12:51I don't think you can beat it.
12:52It's an absolute belter.
12:54Now everyone...
12:56She doesn't actually say that though, like when you come downstairs.
12:58She put it on her Instagram...
12:59No, no.
13:01She put it on her Instagram story when I had...
13:02It was the one year.
13:03When you got it done?
13:03She went happy one year to Phil and Grant.
13:05Hey look.
13:06Magnificent.
13:20Ever wondered what it would be like if we had Alan Portridge on Love Island?
13:24Well, Lorenzo is giving us a pretty good idea in this unseen clip.
13:28Aha!
13:30Where are you from?
13:31You?
13:32Me!
13:33Me!
13:35Whereabouts is that though?
13:36I am a female.
13:36Is that up?
13:37Yeah.
13:37OK, I'm down.
13:39It's not down, it's south.
13:40Round the M25.
13:42Yeah, about that I don't know.
13:43What's your junction?
13:47What?
13:50What junction are you?
13:51I've never heard that one.
13:53How do you not know you come off on the junction?
13:56I know the motorway.
13:57We're probably quite close junctions.
13:59Yeah, I think we are.
14:00Yeah, I feel like I'm seven and like you're...
14:02I'm like five and you're like seven.
14:04I don't know how they...
14:05How do they like work out where the junctions...
14:06The motorway don't end?
14:07Where does it start and where does it end?
14:09Because there isn't.
14:10If you've got London in the middle, right, Hertfordshire is north-east.
14:14This is where I get a little bit lost, so just slow it down.
14:17I just know London's in there and that's as good as it gets.
14:19What are you finding lost?
14:20I just said London's in the middle.
14:23OK, carry on.
14:24Right, London's there.
14:25This is London.
14:26Where is it?
14:27Just north of London?
14:28North-west?
14:29North-west?
14:29North-east?
14:30Yes, Essex is near.
14:32Essex is near.
14:33OK, just simple, simple words.
14:35She's got north of London.
14:36You've got Hertfordshire.
14:37Then you've got Essex.
14:38Yeah.
14:39And then you've got Kent.
14:40No?
14:40Yes.
14:41So you go round the M25.
14:42Now he's talking!
14:43You go wrap it around.
14:45Yes, you go round the M25.
14:47Are you actually understanding this or is it...
14:50No, no, no.
14:50I know my maps.
14:51OK.
14:52I'm good with my maps.
14:53Do you drive to...?
14:54We're like that?
14:56I drive in Scotland, Danfoe.
14:58Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:00Eh?
15:00Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:03Is it?
15:03There's no way.
15:04Do you?
15:05What?
15:06Is it left-hand drive?
15:07Left-hand drive, like normal?
15:09Do you drive on the left?
15:10It's just the same as England.
15:11Same as England, right?
15:12Oh, my God.
15:13You never know, cos it's a different fucking land.
15:15Do they have junctions, though?
15:18Aye.
15:19We do.
15:20Dragons.
15:20What junction are you?
15:21Dragons.
15:22I don't know.
15:23Does no-one know their junction?
15:24No-one knows their junction.
15:26I don't think it's a normal thing to ask, to be honest.
15:27Yeah, I've never been asked.
15:29Oh, that's a great junction.
15:30There's something different.
15:36Time for a quick dip into our Islanders pre-show interviews
15:39to ask Opie, what are you like?
15:42People always think I'm all right, I'm going to be uns uns all the time,
15:45but I'm actually like...
15:46Ah, ran it out of time.
15:47We'll come back after to find out in his own words.
15:51What's Opie like?
16:07Welcome back to the Love Island Unseen bit.
16:13We're here with the same old predictable cheesy unseen footage
16:16from the last week in the villa.
16:17Here we go.
16:18One, two, three.
16:20I believe in cheese.
16:22Can you stop, please?
16:24No, my G.
16:27Because I'm rapping about cheese.
16:29Anything you want from us, girls?
16:30Go to the ends, pose, come back, and then I'll go.
16:33If you say so.
16:37We'll give you the energy boost you need.
16:41We've got hard-hitting clips.
16:43And again!
16:44And again!
16:46And full body flips.
16:48Fantastic.
16:50Just say it like it is.
16:52Like a duck on water.
16:53Duck to water.
16:54It's the same thing.
16:58This year's Islanders really are the goat.
17:02Oh!
17:04I'm not even trying that one.
17:06I don't know what the fuck is going on.
17:10Earlier, we rudely interrupted Opie while talking about his favourite subject, Opie.
17:15But what's Opie like?
17:19People always think I'm all wet, I'm going to be unz unz all the time.
17:22But I'm actually like unz unz unz.
17:24You know what I mean?
17:25There's like, again, Opie's different.
17:27Opie's different.
17:27Opie's different.
17:28I'm like an onion.
17:29You see that whole thing with Shrek?
17:31I'm like an onion.
17:31Opie's onion.
17:33Caption that.
17:34Opie's onions.
17:34Is that going to be the Opie?
17:36It is.
17:38Not sure likening yourself to a vegetable that stinks and makes people cry is a great idea,
17:43Opie.
17:43But you do you.
17:50Islander Ellie is flying the flag for Scotland this year and she expected a language barrier
17:55at Mallorca airport, but not inside the villa.
17:58Is Shrek Scottish?
17:59Yeah.
18:00Is who?
18:00Shrek.
18:01Yeah.
18:01Yeah.
18:01It's just a wild comment to just whack out with.
18:04That's a good point, actually.
18:05I didn't think of that.
18:06Are you calling her Shrek?
18:07Shrek Scottish, innit?
18:07You're in bed with Shrek.
18:09Well done, Ethan.
18:11Fiona!
18:15Donkey.
18:16So what am I Shrek?
18:18Is that what...
18:18You can be Fiona and then he can be Lord Farquaad.
18:22Lord Farquaad.
18:27Where is that ogre?
18:35That was a fab impression.
18:37Where is that ogre?
18:40Luckily she didn't turn into an ogre last time.
18:44And so Ellie discovered that a snog from Aidan wasn't true, love's first kiss.
18:55I took one look at the paint job around that fire pit and thought to myself, there's no way it
18:59could get any more blue.
19:04But it did get more blue for the first challenge of the series, phone roulette.
19:10One by one, our islanders had to pick a phone out at random.
19:13Hello, random.
19:15That phone then received a text containing a dare to be completed by the owner of the phone.
19:20Oh!
19:22Suck the toes of an islander of your choice.
19:26Suck the toes of an islander of your choice.
19:29So let's do a call back and dial up the dares we didn't get to see.
19:37Samaraj!
19:39Oh, here we go.
19:41Okay.
19:42Oh no!
19:44I'd suck all the toes again.
19:47Perform your favourite sex position with the islander you think would be best in bed.
19:53Oh no, I'm scared.
19:59You've got to lie down though.
20:01And then put this leg over like this.
20:03Oh my God!
20:06Like this!
20:06Yeah!
20:08I love that one too!
20:11Great position!
20:12Yeah, does anyone know the actual, like, name for that?
20:15It's called the Samaraj Special!
20:20Lorenzo!
20:23Say who you think is in the wrong couple and who they should be with instead.
20:27Oh!
20:29The couple that I can't see working, I'd probably say Sam and Robin.
20:34I don't think Sam's got to know Lola.
20:37I think Sam and Lola could be.
20:38Ooh!
20:40Could be a little vibe going on, yeah.
20:42I think Robin should be with...
20:45I think she should be with George.
20:49Because she likes George.
20:52Fucking hell!
20:53Do you miss him?
20:56I like Robin's though.
21:01Ellie!
21:08Have a three-way kiss with two boys you fancy the most.
21:13That's a good one!
21:14You haven't got to pick me!
21:16Are you messing?
21:16This is your time to shine!
21:18Do you fuck me so?
21:19Do you want us?
21:21Yeah!
21:22Right!
21:25Who's that?
21:26Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
21:32-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
21:34-ha!
21:47How are you doing?
21:52How are you doing?
21:52Was it a good kisser?
21:53Oh, it's a great kisser, mate.
21:54Next time we'll do it without Ellie.
22:04after he spent the first night with his foot stuck in his mouth you think lorenzo would have
22:08enjoyed that challenge but apparently not do you like a no no no not normally who does
22:17hands up for toe sucking oh there's more than me for i love it being done to me really that's
22:25so hot
22:27i've never really like let someone suck me that's hot i wouldn't now i don't think it's very nice babe
22:32wait jasmine what do you like about it what is it well it's nice in like sexual situations it's not
22:38nicest on a reg tuesday afternoon where are those toes at at the office getting a toe sucked well lorenzo
22:48would be a pro now so oh not after that performance i think you can teach me shall i yeah
22:55oh maybe not
22:57is it just the toe sucking or is that like does the tongue like run across the toes whatever you
23:03want
23:03all of it right but you're freaked out by feet what'd you say are you freaked out by feet not
23:10freaked out
23:10by feet i just don't think that i just don't think much of feet i like a nice foot but
23:17i won't be like
23:18oh yeah that's a good foot like i said i'm all about the arms you've never said that like i
23:25say it's like
23:25it's just enough yeah skinny arms skinny arms yes i told you that anyone else fancy skinny arms
23:33i'd ask for a show of hands but i'm afraid lorenzo would suck those hands right up to the armpit
23:44everyone knows that a coffee is not just a simple morning brew in the villa and that a latte is
23:48a
23:49love island love language and aiden is worried he may be expresswing himself a little too much
23:55where's the ice how many ice cubes do you want one two four no that's gonna fall out the cup
24:08okay
24:08please so making a coffee in the morning basically it instigates you know that things are quite serious
24:16really it means you have you know you you you might have genuine feelings towards somebody
24:20why is it there what do you not fill it up what do i sit up just try that try
24:27that and i'll see if
24:27i fill it up because i don't know if you need more milk in there or coffee
24:36what's that is that a yay or a nay no do you want more milk in it or what
24:42no that'd do wouldn't it i need caramel don't be fussy hey i'm not i'm gonna just don't be fussy
24:49i don't see it as a serious thing like making someone a coffee in the morning
24:52i think it's quite normal because i made her one her one this morning if i make everyone
24:57a coffee tomorrow it's kind of not seen as that serious and then i can like kind of ease my
25:02way out
25:02of it that's not going to happen by the way i'm not going to get up and make everyone a
25:06coffee
25:07if you do end up making coffees edin i'll have a double shot mocha chocka defrocka frapper naka
25:12de niro thank you
25:19the title of this next unseen clip is on the tip of my tongue do you want to know a
25:23fun fact go on
25:24if you look at anything your tongue knows exactly what it would feel like to lick it
25:51i've got a fun fact for you sean it's time for a break so we'll have to come back
25:58later and find out what's the fun fact
26:16you're watching love island unseen bits so let's get this party started do you want me to show you
26:23what i'm like dj i'll give you a shot okay really took it to the tune took it on sun
26:27sun
26:27took it to the tune to the tune to the tune to the tune to the tune to the tune
26:31to the tune to the tune
26:31yeah say that that's me on the next week
26:40we've danced back through the last seven days of the amazing birds that didn't get picked
26:45i forgot a bogey definitely in there mate will go blow your nose no can you pick it out can
26:50you
26:50fuck off these new islanders are always ready for a close-up oh you fucker they certainly know
27:00how to strike a pose what's that called that's it that's the dam with dog look you've dust your
27:06head are you all right babe that's where's where's the down it's love island unseen meds
27:16before the break sean was about to impart another fun facts
27:19right any other fun facts do you have any for me so go on then sean
27:24what's the fun fact about me right a platypus
27:30what the fuck's a platypus oh my god a period of platypus uh finis and ferb
27:34finis and ferb yeah so you do know yeah yeah so platypus does it sweat
27:39uh water blood or milk water milk milk no it sweats out milk isn't that how do you know that
27:48like platypus no i don't know i can't remember i think i heard it at a table
27:52quiz before you're not a teacher yeah i don't teach the kids that totally today with platypuses
28:01the girls are wasting no time it may only be week one but they're already discussing their type on
28:06paper but i read like chick flicks you know when they're like nothing they're not like you're reading
28:10like psychological books like that's so different to me i'm just like i'm a colleen hoover type of
28:15yeah would you like that like we're literally book club guys yeah you're not out bbc four we could
28:23also do hi bro i love um claire douglas does like murder miss you i'm such a bridget joan girl
28:35no i don't know who budget i'm a self-help kind of book i find myself help because i'm like
28:39i low-key
28:40know half of this already yeah this is kind of basic knowledge like you should know this like who
28:44doesn't know this how they're living their life not knowing this stuff you continue your book
28:48chats i'm gonna go no but we were saying like hey everyone are you dipping your feet in yeah
28:57what are you guys chatting about they were talking about books and i'm not gonna lie don't read
29:00then you came over here you're like nah i don't read at all forget this
29:04what's your favorite novel of the 20th century we're talking about books as well
29:08we're actually talking about foreign literature yeah the swedish ones yeah the swedish literature is
29:14really interesting we're thinking about taking a trip to the library just to see the museums and
29:19the culture yeah all the culture so much coach to take in i don't mind not reading i read uh
29:26a book
29:26during the lockdown what i've came over here to avoid the book conversation and you're like i need
29:32a book i'm actually just gonna go sit myself ellie is thinking that this is not the under the cover's
29:37actions she signed up for
29:45robin may be a proud scouser but that doesn't mean she knows whereabouts in the uk liverpool
29:49actually is you're gonna have to teach me some slanking how serious because when we get out
29:54and i come down and we have to go out and we're gonna have to go out and we're gonna
30:10have to go
30:20you're fine it's away sorry sorry i don't like bugs you don't like bugs then you shouldn't be
30:26watching this next unseen bit robin it's islanders get scared by something what do you know what i like
30:36like i like like that that bug is literally no one's no one's actually pulled me a butt
30:45can you do that oh he likes you do you know what they don't around do they they just come
30:51right at
30:51you it's so nice to have someone come in and just be like a man
31:00like i think we're just like oh my god sorry that is a ginormous wasp i think it's probably
31:07just attracting people who got perfume and stuff on fucks sake oh no no no no no no no no
31:15you're
31:15obsessed with me i need her to take take one for the team where is it it landed on my
31:23face i just saw
31:24that happen in 4k what the hell that is a monster did you see on my face it's literally landed
31:30on my
31:31face you guys just slap me i love you have it hurt i'm not joking that i should do yeah
31:36like one day
31:37i'll just come over and i'll give you like i bought you a gift just out get it off me
31:46why why didn't you get it off me i just want to see what he's gonna do he's coming back
31:50for revenge
31:50i think that was the same one i was quite calm like whatever happened happened but now i'm like
31:59ready to what is that whoa it just fell wait take a picture of it oh it's islanders take a
32:09pic with
32:12something i'll take a pic of you taking a pic of him come on and then i'm gonna take a
32:16pic of you
32:16taking a pic of me taking a pic
32:26pick it up that's massive don't pick that up you just told him to pick it up yeah i tried
32:31my mind
32:34beetle catching oh we don't know if it's poisonous
32:41i don't know that's it if you don't like it opie then don't do a photo shoot with a dung
32:45beetle
32:52it's the first week and already the terrace has seen some serious lip action
32:56oh
32:57oh
32:57oh
32:57oh
32:58oh
33:06I don't know.
33:27But what I'd like to know is what sweet nothings were uttered to set the romantic tone.
33:35Wait, hold up, I'm going to pee quickly.
33:37Shut up.
33:37I swear to God, I need to pee.
33:39Fuck off.
33:40You can just take in stuff.
33:42Are you happy you're leaving me already?
33:44No, I'm leaving.
33:45He's literally leaving me already.
33:47He's like, I need a way.
33:49Oh, yes, sir.
33:50How romantic.
34:13Oh, the romance.
34:20I was quite flattered to hear that Lorenzo was talking to Ellie about one of the funniest people to come
34:25out of Scotland.
34:26Which one of you has taken a shit?
34:30That's fucking worries.
34:32Disgusting.
34:33She's great, that woman.
34:34She put Scotland on the map.
34:35Yeah, what an icon.
34:36Yeah.
34:38Do you know her?
34:39No.
34:40Do I know her?
34:41Do you know the woman that asks if her kids have got her second of shit?
34:45No.
34:45I don't know her.
34:46Wish I did, though.
34:47I'm going to sing Shea Lied by Shea Lied.
34:53We do re-enact me.
35:00Right, let's see it, let's see it.
35:02No, I need to see it, like, front on.
35:03Oh, you must see it?
35:04Right, right.
35:05Right, hold on.
35:06So, what character do you want first?
35:09The real assie.
35:10There's two?
35:11No, the one that's sitting, did nothing.
35:13Right, are you ready?
35:15I'm going to see it.
35:16I'm going to sing Shea Lied by Shea Lied.
35:21Right, ready?
35:26Right, okay.
35:27I'm going to sing Shea Lied by Shea Lied.
35:34This is like, Year 11 drama.
35:37Right, so you're singing this.
35:38Oh, no, you saw this one, you saw this one, didn't you?
35:40Right, go, go, go.
35:42Which one of us has done that shit?
35:46And then you have to say, it wasn't me.
35:47It wasn't me.
35:49Well, that's fucking one of yours.
35:51Disgusting!
35:54Sorry.
35:56Oh, good brother.
35:59Do you make her laugh?
36:01No.
36:03I don't.
36:03Are you ready? Go.
36:07Do you know what I mean?
36:08This bit much.
36:10I think it's a bit over the top now.
36:11What was so funny?
36:13Yeah, Yasmin, that's so funny if you ask me.
36:16It's disgusting!
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37:56Everyone say cheese!
37:58Or better still everyone say Love Island Unseen Bits!
38:07We're here to throw back to things you wish you had seen.
38:14Like that big ledge behind you, Yaz.
38:17Bloody!
38:18Ow!
38:19It's a programme that's easy to dip into.
38:23Oh, you've just put your head on the...
38:25Alright, listen, that's the least of my problems right now.
38:30It's a show that proves that when life sends you lemons,
38:33you can make lemonade.
38:35Fuck off!
38:36Yeah!
38:37At last, a talent that Opie hasn't mastered.
38:40It's Love Island Unseen Bits!
38:46I heard two of the girls walking past my voiceover booth yesterday saying
38:49that, Aidan, what a melt!
38:51I think it might have been something to do with this unseen bite.
38:54That looks good.
38:55That looks good.
38:55Go on, Ramsay!
38:56Don't it, doesn't it?
38:57It smells good too, doesn't it?
38:58Is this mine, but it's yours?
38:59You're right.
39:00You're right.
39:02Are you joking me?
39:04Can we share it?
39:09It's just been robbed?
39:11It's just been robbed, mate.
39:12I know.
39:13It's all right.
39:13Make another one.
39:14Hang on, too.
39:15Oh, it's a bit soggy on that.
39:16It's a bit soggy!
39:18It's got a soggy bottom.
39:20Don't moan, babe.
39:22What did she say?
39:23It's a bit soggy.
39:24Bring it back here, then.
39:26Sorry, Aidan.
39:27It looks like your reputation as a chef is toast.
39:30I want to give the girls a...
39:32Is it a sense age?
39:33Can I have some?
39:34Oh, my God!
39:36That is the best thing I've ever tasted.
39:43That's so good.
39:45I've got full on chibbers.
39:48Do you want to have that?
39:49I would.
39:50She would?
39:51Yes, she would.
39:52How fucking good is that?
39:54How good is this?
39:58That's my favourite thing in the world.
40:07Incredible from him.
40:11He's an amazing mum.
40:13Well, this is a Love Island first.
40:15A girl that likes a cheesy fella who strings her along.
40:2424 hours after they entered the villa,
40:26the truth came out about George and Yasmin's secret mission from Maya.
40:30Islanders, Yasmin and George entered the villa yesterday.
40:34They have been keeping a secret.
40:36No, I don't think it's funny, you know.
40:38Well, that's what you were wrong, Yasmin.
40:40It was funny.
40:42First, everyone pulled a funny face.
40:44And then there was this priceless bit of comedy timing as Samraj and Ellie were sent packing.
40:52Ellie and Samraj, it's not over yet.
40:55A second chance is coming.
40:57Is this a joke?
40:58It is a joke, Samraj.
41:01I told you this was funny.
41:02The games have begun.
41:05I'm ready.
41:05Also ready were two brand new bombshells.
41:08So Ellie and Samraj went from dumped to double dates.
41:13And here are some delicious unseen bits that you didn't get to see.
41:18Nice.
41:18Lovely, isn't it?
41:19Sorry, what was your name?
41:20Cavan.
41:21Cavan, you have a K.
41:22It's different, isn't it?
41:23Cavan?
41:24Cavan, yeah.
41:24I sound horrible saying that.
41:26Where are you from?
41:27You got me with an accent?
41:28Have a guess.
41:30Welsh.
41:31No.
41:31No?
41:32Scottish?
41:32Yeah.
41:3350, 50.
41:34I was going to say close enough, but it's a mile and a half.
41:38I'm a model, darling.
41:39I'm used to the cameras.
41:40Make sure you get my good side, okay?
41:43Cheers.
41:43To us.
41:45Indeed.
41:46Sorry.
41:47I just pulled away.
41:50Yeah, I need to put this down.
41:51I actually can't see that fucking thing.
41:53I should have got that bow to this down, because I'm sprinting out now, aren't I?
41:56It's okay.
41:56There's a flyer.
41:57Yeah, I was going to say, you don't want that anything.
41:59You're good.
42:00Look, cheers.
42:01Let's do this.
42:01What's going to happen?
42:02Come on.
42:03Let's go.
42:03Oh.
42:04It's fine.
42:08Pfft.
42:09You just...
42:10Shit my head.
42:16It's back.
42:18It's time for...
42:20Peter Bonanza!
42:22I asked our Anders to show me their party tricks.
42:26Party tricks?
42:27I don't know.
42:30I could do the moonwalk.
42:34Mate, that was shit to be fair.
42:36I have the world's crappiest party tricks, which I'm going to show you guys, because the
42:42world needs to see it.
42:51Ta-da!
42:52Ta-da!
42:58I think I've got one.
43:01Two legs up, and a little like this.
43:04Make it rain.
43:05So, this one bed's a lot worse than this one, but this one's pure ringing.
43:14Tense my abs.
43:15I think having abs is the party trick, so...
43:16Do the...
43:20Uh.
43:24Uh?
43:26Maybe?
43:27I dunno...
43:32Oops.
43:33Looks like this.
43:50I've got really bendy wendy hands so that I can do this weird thing I can do the magic
43:55might one where I jump in the air and I grind on the floor oh oh no I think we're
44:04okay
44:08is it all right so what is that one a rush to do it again maybe not come back next
44:16week for some
44:24more Unseen Bits is contractually obliged to include a certain amount of farts in each episode
44:29but we are almost at the end and we have not reached our quota we're going to get reported
44:33to waftcom let's have one last look I am terrified to see the Unseen Bits because I am just exactly
44:39I will be farting on Unseen Bits time again they're going to use that shit yeah 100% of course
44:51we are
44:51in just in time it was a princess pop it wasn't anything else it wasn't a fart we'll take a
44:58princess
44:58pop Yasmin thanks see you next time bye
45:19you
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