00:00How the hell did you find me here?
00:01Uh, I put a tag in your wallet.
00:03You did what?
00:04Air tag. It's a GPS tracker.
00:07Just, uh, you know, if you wandered off with some cowgirl,
00:12I could find you, kill her, and then castrate you.
00:16I can't help it. I'm a romantic.
00:18Honey, I promise you, this is not a place for you.
00:22This isn't camp by a stream.
00:24This is suffer and survive.
00:26You will hate it here.
00:27Well, that's why I got out of the hotel in Amarillo.
00:30Honey, I cannot leave the boys
00:32and go sit in an air-conditioned hotel room.
00:34Sweet, baby. We got a suite.
00:35Okay. Well, do you understand how this makes me look?
00:38I can't be held up in town while the boys are doing work.
00:43One night.
00:45Maybe two.
00:47Hi!
00:48So, um, I'm kidnapping him for a couple nights.
00:52In exchange, next weekend, I'm gonna fly out.
00:56Boyfriends, girlfriends, same hotel, same room.
01:00Drinks will be on me.
01:02You have a deal?
01:03Yeah, you got a deal.
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