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Rented A Billionaire Husband For Christmas
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00:00:04so i'm flying the space shuttle for the second time and this guy passes out
00:00:08all right it's about that time so are you kissing anybody at midnight
00:00:20yeah him hi just play along
00:00:23six, five, four, three, two, one
00:00:53you have a cute scar it's just my birthmark do you want me to stop tell me now
00:01:02i don't want you to stop
00:01:35i was so drunk last night i can't remember who i was with
00:01:42i must return this to her so i can see her again
00:01:50happy new year sam it's me hey find me the girl from last night i don't care how just do
00:01:57it
00:01:58i will find you
00:02:05maximus can you get married already bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend i need grandkids
00:02:12i need you message received mom i need to go now i have to inspect the new headquarters
00:02:26seven years why can't i ever find you and why do you still haunt me
00:02:39still thinking about that girl boss it's been years
00:02:46i'm ready to go to the inspection now your vest sir but first we found your fake christmas wife
00:02:52she's waiting in the coffee shop blonde hair red top and sir make sure you use an alias we
00:02:58can't have her know you the harrison group ceo or she'll jack up the price good finally i can get
00:03:04my mother off my back
00:03:08hi one iced vanilla latte please and one hot chocolate i can't wait to finally meet my new daddy
00:03:16now auntie debbie and pamela can't say i have no daddy anymore
00:03:22sweetie remember it's just pretend it's just for christmas
00:03:25but mommy why do we have to rant daddy where's my real one
00:03:37i'll tell you when you're older sweetie why don't you go find us a table
00:03:49daddy
00:03:58daddy
00:03:58daddy
00:03:59no i'm sorry
00:04:01i'm not your dad
00:04:03no i know you're my daddy just as handsome as i thought
00:04:06oh mommy hurry your fake christmas husband has arrived
00:04:18i asked the agency for an average looking guy he's gorgeous
00:04:28why does she feel so familiar
00:04:31she's waiting in the coffee shop blonde hair red top you must be my new christmas husband so
00:04:38you're my new christmas wife
00:04:40see i knew you're the new daddy we had right hi my name's hyper what's your name
00:04:45sam didn't say anything about a kid
00:04:48max aurelius
00:04:49eva
00:04:51i think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage
00:04:55i just need a wife for the holidays i guess mom gets her grandkid too
00:05:01so per our agreement the rate is one thousand dollars per hour
00:05:06and one thousand an hour well yeah
00:05:11it's 500 a day
00:05:13is that enough
00:05:14that's the most that i can pay you wait you're paying me 500 a day
00:05:17that's what i agreed with the agency you'll make your thousands over the week
00:05:22look my requirements are simple okay play my pretend husband come with me to my hometown and
00:05:27we all pretend to be one big happy family and then my family will get off my back
00:05:31so piper can have a good christmas for once
00:05:36so she's getting pressure from the folks too
00:05:39fine but you have to help me get my mom off my case too
00:05:45okay deal
00:05:48i need to go get married
00:06:04wow clean up nice this is my wedding day after all pictures
00:06:16y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love
00:06:42okay uh well i think we got it oh i need some photos of us together too
00:06:48to prove to my parents that i'm actually married and have a happy family yeah of course
00:06:59you
00:07:03happy holidays mom from my family to you
00:07:15bad news boss the agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife failed last
00:07:20minute wait she bailed and who is
00:07:26who is she whatever it doesn't matter i've got what i need
00:07:34sam don't worry about it i already found someone
00:07:43okay well i think it's time for us to go christmas shopping waits for no one christmas shopping
00:07:49i should come look if you want me to be the husband in this fake it to your family plan
00:07:54i think i should have some say in the gifts we'll make it more believable
00:08:01fine yeah fine okay you can come
00:08:12let's go which mall are we going to um let's go to that one oh let's go to the bank
00:08:22oh what the actual
00:08:25fuck
00:08:28sam is maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again
00:08:34get me a dna test for that little girl that he's with
00:08:40she does kind of look like him
00:08:45so when we give these gifts to my parents we will say they're from you
00:08:50here let me get this
00:08:53i'm gonna love you max oh so i was uh thinking that since we're married we should probably kiss
00:09:05once or twice in front of them okay should we use our tongues or no no definitely not and absolutely
00:09:13no sex yes strictly business anything physical outside of that does not have any
00:09:23what afraid you'll fall for me
00:09:26i just don't want piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good christmas
00:09:32let's go
00:09:40here what are you doing i'd never let my woman pick up the tab
00:09:45well i'm not your woman and this isn't a real relationship and i don't want your money
00:09:52attention shoppers all bakery items are now 50 off 50 off pies quick go grab a dozen pumpkin pies
00:09:5812 pumpkin pies i hear this right they're the best kind hurry up and go go what are you standing
00:10:03here
00:10:03for
00:10:06hello there hi you ready yes yeah just these things okay great we have a holiday special today spend 500
00:10:13get 10% off and you are just short 15 bucks if you want to take advantage of the deal
00:10:18oh great yeah
00:10:19uh what do you have that's just 15 bucks will you get a move on i just got here relax
00:10:26yeah yeah
00:10:30here this will do the trick okay thank you hurry up and pay
00:10:38i will pay when i'm ready you can wait your turn
00:10:46thank you damn my fake wife has some fire in her
00:10:55oh wait wait not the pies
00:10:57you can just set those on top hi guys and i hand you all these pies
00:11:11of course thank you so much of course i hope you like pumpkin thank you she bought all 12 pies
00:11:18don't worry i have enough for everybody just to give it away thank you merry christmas
00:11:30what do you do that often as often as i can
00:11:38we should go we gotta pick up paper
00:11:43then watch out
00:12:03you done feeling me up
00:12:06shut up oh sorry i was just in character wifey well stay out of character until christmas
00:12:17and don't be late
00:12:29harrison group do you do construction for them or something
00:12:33sorta
00:12:35not that i'm judging i just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us
00:12:40alive
00:12:41why don't we say that you do mid-level management for harrison group i think that's respectable
00:12:47can we pick another company
00:12:48can we pick another company no
00:12:50harrison group is perfect and they'll find it impressive my cousin's husband works for them too
00:12:54so it's perfect
00:13:00oh and uh wear something nice for christmas dinner don't worry okay i clean up nicely i wouldn't embarrass you
00:13:09don't worry
00:13:34don't worry
00:13:37on your shoulder and it's not yours it's my daughter's daughters get me a dna test for
00:13:45that little girl that he's with
00:14:01hey there they are
00:14:07dad so glad you made it oh i missed you so where's this mysterious husband we heard all about he's
00:14:14coming please don't tell me maximus bailed good good good so heard you got a new hubby sweetie
00:14:23when's he arriving oh it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking
00:14:29poor thing not surprising i mean she's 30. once a woman hits that age you become undateable
00:14:37plus a kid looks so bad on dating apps this is exactly why i refuse to come home single this
00:14:45christmas auntie pamela debbie my dating life quite frankly is none of your concern we're only worried
00:14:53about you all these years without a husband zip it pamela you know you always spoiled her rotten and
00:15:01look what happened she got knocked up out of wedlock raising a kid all alone i'm not alone
00:15:08and what does this mysterious husband do
00:15:14he's a manager manager manager of what trash probably a cover for criminal activity
00:15:25you don't you don't have to lie to us eva actually he's right here
00:15:33oh wow
00:15:35wow wow he is really good looking ah must be ai
00:15:42congratulations eva on your photoshop skills fake that's enough she's our daughter and your niece
00:15:49show some respect remember last year when i introduced you to my husband's nephew william
00:15:56and you turned him down well guess what william works for the harrison group now makes 500 grand
00:16:04a year that's half a million half a million girls are lining up for him all the way to new
00:16:11york
00:16:12and speak of the devil william you made it
00:16:30there you are oh look at you now living the dream oh just think eva well you could be driving
00:16:39around
00:16:39in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager so married huh is it serious
00:16:48that's what marriage is it's pretty serious wow you must have rushed the tithing out huh makes sense
00:16:55though you not being a hot young thing anymore dragging that kid around with no daddy yeah a bullet
00:17:02dodged willie meanwhile you're climbing the harrison group ladder that's right just bought this brand
00:17:11new sue my christmas bonus women love a man in red sexy like santa claus when i sit on my
00:17:19lap don't
00:17:21touch me oh so entitled williams a successful man of taste not waste and yet for some reason he's
00:17:30willing to overlook your baggage i mean look at that car could your husband afford anything even
00:17:36close to that think of the life i can give you and piper with all my harrison group money ditch
00:17:41your
00:17:42nobody husband and marry me instead i wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on earth
00:17:53my mom would never marry she already has a husband he's gonna kick your butt
00:18:02is that so well then where is he because i don't see him does anyone see him
00:18:11now just like i thought telling lies just like mommy that puts you on the naughty list
00:18:19and let me show you what happens in naughty children
00:18:24hey mommy are you okay see your hands oh my god i'm gonna take her in and get her packed
00:18:32stuff okay come on let's go what the hell's the matter with you how dare you put your filthy hands
00:18:39on my daughter let me go now why would i go and do a thing like that when i'm having
00:18:46such a good time
00:18:48let me go
00:19:03touch my wife again and i will snap every finger that you've got
00:19:10max you came sorry sweetie
00:19:16where's piper william hitter mom deadhead take her inside well it looks like we have a real grinch
00:19:23to dispose of well well well if it isn't the waste manager i've been hearing so much about that's
00:19:30right now i'm about to take out the trash oh mr and mrs smith it's an honor to meet you
00:19:39i'm max
00:19:40eva told us all about you from new york polite handsome just like she said wow he was an ai
00:19:50see he's real and he's more of a man here than william would ever dream to be you son of
00:19:56a
00:19:56bitch you just ruined my suit and watch the way that you drive that that pristine automobile
00:20:01bill that car oh my god that's worth more than a house that car it was all over the news
00:20:09when the
00:20:10ceo of the harrison group bought it wait are you
00:20:19like i said i'm just eva's husband and that's all he needs to know i'm not here to put on
00:20:26a show for
00:20:26anyone you really are a criminal aren't you you stole it that car belongs to the ceo of my company
00:20:32jesus how did you get away with it that's what i want to know enough please
00:20:40i trust my daughter she would never marry a queen
00:20:45max be honest with me where did that car come from
00:20:50how much do you want for it i'll pay you more money than you'd make in three lifetimes
00:20:55you need a breath mint
00:21:00all right that's it i'm calling the cops oh way ahead of you wait what are you feeling nervous eva
00:21:09oh well too late
00:21:17listen hon i believe you but how could max afford a car like that mr smith don't worry it's my
00:21:26car
00:21:27okay it's not stolen yeah if it's yours then prove it thank you cops will be here in 15 minutes
00:21:34enjoy christmas behind bars okay i'll prove that it's mine but then you have to get lost
00:21:40and never show your face around my wife or child again oh so you're a tough guy huh well i
00:21:46hope they
00:21:46serve eggnog in prison loser say one more word and i'll give him a real reason to take me in
00:21:54jesus maybe he is a crime boss it's kind of sexy though
00:22:00here title and proof of ownership
00:22:12mr harrison mr harrison
00:22:19mr harrison just play along very christmas willie now get the
00:22:25fuck out of here before i kick your ass all the way up to the north pole
00:22:29yes sir i i'm so sorry sir i i please take my serious apologies
00:22:45oh that william what a jerk huh he fooled me what can i say let's not let this little
00:22:52misunderstanding ruin the holidays oh now you don't want to ruin christmas oh come on even
00:22:57we were just looking out for you please forgive us mr harrison you know my youngest son is graduating
00:23:04soon do you do you think that uh you could help him get his foot in the door a job
00:23:09at the harrison
00:23:10group even in the mail room would open doors we are family aren't we family takes care of each other
00:23:18if you guys want a job at the harrison group you can put in an application like everyone else
00:23:22happy gail come on talk to her for us didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable yeah i
00:23:30think
00:23:30you need to take care of your own issues first my daughter is just far too busy for your best
00:23:36life
00:23:36my new son-in-law come on guys let's go in welcome to the family
00:23:44welcome come on
00:23:46this is your fault pam you can't tell the difference between
00:23:54ai and reality my fault you were the one who was pushing her onto that worm william
00:24:10hey how do you have that car and how do you know the ceo of harrison group and how do
00:24:14you i
00:24:14told you i work for harrison group remember i have a friend in high places a friend who just hands
00:24:21you
00:24:21keys to million dollar one-of-a-kind luxury cars yes it's the season of giving he knows people has
00:24:29connections he's a big deal kind of guy you're a crime boss aren't you yeah and you best not forget
00:24:35it capiche oh my god just don't blow your cover dad mom thank you so much for letting max and
00:24:43i stay
00:24:44in your home oh honey we're just so happy that you found such a handsome strong good looking i think
00:24:53they get it um uh how's piper oh she's fine one of you guys just get settled in and uh
00:25:01we will go
00:25:01check on her and after your mom takes a cold shower we'll come back and finish decorating the tree
00:25:06great see you in a bit joey what are you doing okay hey was that not a breach of contract
00:25:20relax it was just a hug oh we just got here and i'm already exhausted you'll be okay it's just
00:25:29one
00:25:30week kill me now well i would but i need to get paid what are you doing that's weird they
00:25:42were so
00:25:43lovey-dovey just a second ago i don't know something just falls off that's ridiculous i mean
00:25:49what do you want to do make out progress to prove it later let's go
00:26:02here we go piper is all tucked in honey everything looks amazing and happy holidays to the newest member
00:26:11of our family max oh welcome cheers thank you miss smith looks great oh just call me mom honey i
00:26:20had
00:26:21no idea what you liked so i just whipped up a little bit of everything but we all know what
00:26:26eva's favorite
00:26:27christmas dish is right oh no mom's testing him she's trying to see if he's legit you mean to tell
00:26:34me you
00:26:34you two are married and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food
00:26:40ow eva sweetie kicking my foot oh sorry mom i oh jeez
00:26:48it's okay look mom of course he knows it's and i would like to hear max say it
00:27:0612 pumpkin pies did i hear this right they're the best kind
00:27:11well of course it's it's it's pumpkin pie see are you happy now that's good but something still
00:27:18fell off mom don't make it weird okay we had a whirlwind romance and we eloped before we got to
00:27:26know everything about each other but our marriage is real i guess your mom's just watching too many
00:27:32of those real short shows uh-huh now those are quality okay well then answer this where's your wedding
00:27:42ring eva where's your wedding ring eva i knew it was a good idea to pick this up well um
00:27:52it's silly
00:27:54face dropped it outside on the sidewalk luckily i was there to pick it up for silly face i am
00:28:03not paying
00:28:03extra for this consider it a christmas gift you can afford this on a waste manager's salary well
00:28:13believe it or not miss smith there is a lot of garbage out there and i'm not just talking about
00:28:18william
00:28:22so come on guys let's see
00:28:37and this is where y'all will be staying i have another room set up for piper
00:28:43nice and festive for you no complications right sorry honey uh mom you know what i should stay with
00:28:50piper tonight oh honey newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart oh i just remembered the city's turning the
00:28:58water off at 10 something about water conservation that means you have 15 minutes to shower 15 minutes
00:29:06honey it's no big deal just shower together shower together
00:29:13just shower together okay you guys have a good night okay
00:29:21i'm gonna be a good night
00:29:37you heard her
00:29:43Oh! Whoa! Why are you stripping?
00:29:47Well, I can't take a shower with my clothes on.
00:29:50Come on, we're wasting time. You have 15 minutes.
00:29:52Nice try. I am not showering with you.
00:29:55Alright, sleep yourself. More room for me in there.
00:29:58Not if I meet you there first.
00:30:16Come on, Max. Get out of the way. We agreed, nothing physical.
00:30:21You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:30:23Relax. I won't touch you. Unless you say you want me to.
00:30:30But that'll cost extra.
00:30:41In your dreams.
00:30:43Free to join me.
00:31:04You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have any shower or water left.
00:31:07You wish.
00:31:08Why aren't you getting in?
00:31:10Pray you'll fall for me.
00:31:13It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:31:15Oh yeah?
00:31:17True.
00:31:29Holy shit.
00:31:34This is going to be harder than I thought.
00:31:38I'll say.
00:31:39What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:31:42Still think you can lose this?
00:31:45Maybe.
00:31:47I don't think I want to.
00:31:53Max, I shut it up.
00:31:57Or maybe we should.
00:31:59God, he's such a good kisser.
00:32:02Why does this feel so familiar?
00:32:10Wow.
00:32:11We're so sexy.
00:32:21Max, we cannot do this.
00:32:24What?
00:32:24I didn't mean to cross any-
00:32:26It's not you, Max.
00:32:27It's us.
00:32:28It's this.
00:32:29This is all an act.
00:32:30Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:32:33You're right.
00:32:35I'm sorry.
00:32:36I just don't need to be sorry.
00:32:42Just...
00:32:47That birthmark.
00:32:52What is that?
00:32:55It's him.
00:32:56The man from New Years.
00:32:57Is he Piper's father?
00:33:02Why are you acting?
00:33:06Oh my God.
00:33:07Max is Piper's father.
00:33:10Are you okay?
00:33:11Yeah.
00:33:12I just...
00:33:13I just got lightheaded.
00:33:15I think I just need a few more minutes.
00:33:17Alone.
00:33:20Of course.
00:33:23We have a daughter together.
00:33:25Oh my God.
00:33:27What do I do?
00:33:33I'm gonna sleep on the floor.
00:33:36You can take the bed.
00:33:38Thanks.
00:33:40Hey.
00:33:42Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:44Look, fake marriage aside,
00:33:46I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:33:48So if there's something you need,
00:33:49I can help.
00:33:51I wanna help.
00:33:52He's Piper's father.
00:33:54He has a right to know.
00:33:58Um, Max...
00:33:59How would you feel if you found out you had a kid?
00:34:06A child?
00:34:08No, no, no.
00:34:09That's impossible.
00:34:10I'm very careful.
00:34:13Mostly.
00:34:15I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around.
00:34:18Family to me is a big commitment.
00:34:20And I don't want any loose ends.
00:34:23You know?
00:34:24Right.
00:34:26He wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:34:28I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:34:31Why do you ask?
00:34:33No reason.
00:34:34Just...
00:34:34Just curious.
00:34:35No, I feel like you're going somewhere with this.
00:34:39What?
00:34:41No.
00:34:42Well then, can I ask you a question?
00:34:45Shoot.
00:34:51Where did you get these?
00:34:52And how did you know my exact size?
00:34:55I did not get those.
00:34:57I don't know where those came from.
00:34:58Are you sure you're just not trying to break the contract?
00:35:04Give me that.
00:35:05Give me that.
00:35:05Give me that.
00:35:06Give me that.
00:35:07Woo!
00:35:18Elon.
00:35:19The truth is...
00:35:21Is that I...
00:35:24Go, go, go, go, go.
00:35:26Just a second.
00:35:28Come in.
00:35:30Hey, hon.
00:35:31Oh!
00:35:32Sorry for interrupting, but Piper is asking for a bedtime story before I tuck her in.
00:35:38Think you could take this one, Dad?
00:35:39We're kind of in the middle of something.
00:35:41I can see that.
00:35:44Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:35:45I mean, if you don't... if you don't mind.
00:35:48Atta boy.
00:35:49You know what?
00:35:50Just put a shirt on.
00:35:51I'm gonna go get her.
00:35:53Piper!
00:35:53Here comes Grandpa!
00:35:57He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle, and away they all flew, like the down of
00:36:03a thistle.
00:36:04But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight, Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good
00:36:13night.
00:36:15If Piper knew he was her real dad, she'd be over the moon.
00:36:20Good night, Piper.
00:36:25Is her dad still around?
00:36:26Yeah, but he doesn't know it, because you are her dad.
00:36:31Uh, no.
00:36:32That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:36:40Do you really think so?
00:36:43From the bottom of my heart.
00:36:45Maybe I should tell him. He deserves to know.
00:36:54Max.
00:36:58You are Piper's father.
00:37:07I'll tell you when the time is right.
00:37:33Where's Piper?
00:37:35She must have snuck off while we were asleep.
00:37:53God, he's such a good kisser.
00:38:03Just gonna kiss and run?
00:38:06Not on my watch.
00:38:11Yeah, this.
00:38:13I remember this.
00:38:24Good morning, you two lovebugs.
00:38:27How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:38:30Good morning, Miss Smith. It was, uh, it was great.
00:38:33Wonderful.
00:38:34Well, it's about to get even better.
00:38:38Oh, no.
00:38:39What is that?
00:38:40Sardines and saltines.
00:38:42It's a Smith family classic.
00:38:44It was my gram gram's favorite during wartime.
00:38:46Don't be shy.
00:38:48Go ahead and grab a handful.
00:38:50Max, you don't have to.
00:38:52No, no.
00:38:52It's okay.
00:38:53It's a Smith family staple.
00:39:06Good?
00:39:15Mmm.
00:39:17Good?
00:39:17Good?
00:39:18Scrunchy.
00:39:20Well, you two better get dressed.
00:39:22You gotta go see Aunt Miranda.
00:39:25Could I, um, could I have some water, please?
00:39:28That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda and her brood this year.
00:39:32What's the deal with them?
00:39:33Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I.
00:39:36Says Piper's a fatherless brat and I'm...
00:39:40Hey, don't worry.
00:39:42I'll protect you and Piper.
00:39:46Better have Sam on standby tonight.
00:39:48Just in case.
00:39:50Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up then.
00:40:03Wait, that earring.
00:40:06Wait.
00:40:07That earring.
00:40:09You like it?
00:40:10I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago.
00:40:13Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:40:16I don't really remember the details, but luckily I was able to find a new pair.
00:40:22Right.
00:40:23It's just a common earring.
00:40:25Anyone can have it.
00:40:26Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:40:28She can't be the woman from seven years ago.
00:40:32So, Ava and Piper still aren't here.
00:40:36But Derek said that Ava got married.
00:40:39What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:40:43An aging single mom.
00:40:45Slim pickings.
00:40:47I heard he's in waste management.
00:40:49That explains it.
00:40:50She's probably too embarrassed to show up.
00:40:54Oh, please, Miranda.
00:40:55Ava is your niece.
00:40:57Oh, come on, Grandpa.
00:40:59Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand.
00:41:03Her track record speaks for itself.
00:41:04Exactly.
00:41:05Not like my Sierra.
00:41:07Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group.
00:41:12Oh!
00:41:13They're here!
00:41:14Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:21Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:22Merry Christmas.
00:41:24You must be Grandpa Harold.
00:41:26I am.
00:41:27I'm Ava's husband.
00:41:29And Max.
00:41:29Pleasure to meet you. Welcome.
00:41:31You're Ava's husband.
00:41:33But you're gorgeous.
00:41:37But what is handsome as you.
00:41:39Look at you two.
00:41:40You look like you just stepped out of a movie.
00:41:43Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:44Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:46This is for Max and I.
00:41:47Oh, my goodness.
00:41:48Thank you, Eva.
00:41:49Let me grab that for you, Daddy.
00:41:52Oops!
00:41:53Oh, my bad.
00:41:54Ooh!
00:41:54A homemade gift.
00:41:56How thrifty.
00:41:58Not all gifts are about the price tag.
00:42:01Mommy's right.
00:42:02You mean a little hack?
00:42:04You little...
00:42:06You will not lay a hand on my daughter,
00:42:08or you will lose yours.
00:42:10Oh!
00:42:11I think you broke my wrist.
00:42:14Look what you just did to my mother!
00:42:16My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor.
00:42:19He could ruin your life!
00:42:23ela.
00:42:33Why me?!
00:42:33Mommy, are you, are you okay?
00:42:34I'm fine.
00:42:35I'm just wet, honey.
00:42:36Yeah.
00:42:37It's okay.
00:42:37It's okay.
00:42:40What are you!
00:42:43Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:42:46Did you just slap me?
00:42:48Next time it'll be a clothes fist.
00:42:49You're a fucking psycho.
00:42:51You know what, Sierra,
00:42:52Sarah, I can take your little insults, but leave my family out of this.
00:42:57Her family.
00:42:59She means me.
00:43:04You okay, honey?
00:43:06Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:43:08Do something.
00:43:09You don't know who you're messing with.
00:43:11I've got the full weight of the Harrison group behind me.
00:43:14Oh, wow.
00:43:14I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people.
00:43:20Like you'd have any idea.
00:43:22How a CEO thinks.
00:43:23Let's call him.
00:43:24I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side.
00:43:27Please, who do you think you are?
00:43:30Enough!
00:43:32There will be no arguing during Christmas.
00:43:36Fine, Dad.
00:43:37Let it go, Nathan.
00:43:39They're just jealous.
00:43:42For Grandpa's sake, I'll let you off easy.
00:43:44I think you owe Nathan a thank you.
00:43:48I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you.
00:43:52Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:43:53All right, that's enough.
00:43:55Everyone come inside and sit down.
00:43:57I think you owe me a thank you for your time.
00:43:57I know.
00:44:00I know.
00:44:11I know.
00:44:13I know.
00:44:14I know.
00:44:17I know.
00:44:19I know.
00:44:24I know.
00:44:26for this feast.
00:44:30My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:34King crab, fresh from Alaska, and grass-fed wagyu.
00:44:39Three times the price, 50 times the flavor.
00:44:42And you don't get a single bite.
00:44:45It's just petty.
00:44:46Maybe so.
00:44:47But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders.
00:44:51Fine.
00:44:52Then we won't stay and eat with you.
00:44:55Come on, let's go.
00:44:56No, no.
00:44:57Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:45:00Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like...
00:45:03I know, dear.
00:45:04I just want to have our family together.
00:45:07Fine.
00:45:07We'll let the strays sit and eat with us.
00:45:10Better a stray than a bitch.
00:45:12What was that?
00:45:16I just want to have our family together.
00:45:19Fine.
00:45:20We'll stay.
00:45:22Can I have a little napalm?
00:45:24It's okay, sweetie.
00:45:25We'll get something right after.
00:45:27Like drive-thru?
00:45:29I hope you enjoy food poisoning.
00:45:31That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present.
00:45:36No strays.
00:45:38Al, please, are you okay?
00:45:40Yes, please.
00:45:41You hit my child.
00:45:43You're fucking crazy!
00:45:44Well, if you'd teach her some manners, maybe I wouldn't have to.
00:45:51Don't worry, baby.
00:45:53I'll handle it.
00:45:56Don't worry, baby.
00:45:57I'll handle it.
00:46:01I'll do it.
00:46:02Piper, sweetie, are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:46:09Okay, sweetheart, give me two minutes and one phone call.
00:46:12As if you have a chef on speed dial.
00:46:15Actually, I do.
00:46:17He's such a liar.
00:46:19This ought to be hilarious.
00:46:21Oh, it will be.
00:46:24Sam.
00:46:26Yeah, send the troops and bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:30I'm already on my way.
00:46:37You hear this guy?
00:46:41He wants the best king crab in the world from Antarctica.
00:46:46Now I get why you married him, Eva.
00:46:49His silly delusions are just adorable.
00:46:52Max, what are you doing?
00:46:54Don't worry about it, sweetheart.
00:46:55Santa's already on his way.
00:46:58Actually, five, four, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, six,
00:47:01three, two, one.
00:47:06A helicopter?
00:47:14There's no way.
00:47:20How did you pull this off?
00:47:22Sam is like family.
00:47:23I thought I'd introduce you to.
00:47:25Thanks, boss.
00:47:27Boss?
00:47:28Eva's always been genuine with me.
00:47:30Maybe it's time she knew who I really am.
00:47:32Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth.
00:47:36I'm Maximus Harrison.
00:47:39You're the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:47:43Mm-hmm.
00:47:46Come on.
00:47:48You can stop kidding around.
00:47:50Because if you were the CEO, why would you be here pretending to be my husband?
00:47:54No, I actually am the CEO.
00:47:56Come on.
00:47:56You can stop the charade.
00:47:58Okay, this is just another favor from that bigwig friend, isn't it?
00:48:01Eva, I'm not pretending.
00:48:04Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic king crab as you requested.
00:48:17How is this possible?
00:48:19This loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef?
00:48:25Who are you?
00:48:27I told you, I'm Eva's husband.
00:48:30That chef called him Mr. Harrison.
00:48:33Wait, no.
00:48:34Hold on.
00:48:36You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:48:40You're worth more than some whole countries.
00:48:43Hmm.
00:48:44Some of the small ones.
00:48:45I mean, you know that.
00:48:47You work for me.
00:48:49Oh, God.
00:48:50I insulted my own boss.
00:48:52I'm finished.
00:49:01I didn't think Max would commit this hard.
00:49:04Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move.
00:49:06Worth every penny I'm paying him.
00:49:08For tonight, your feast ends.
00:49:11And with that, your career.
00:49:13You're fired.
00:49:15Fired?
00:49:16Sam.
00:49:20Fired?
00:49:21Oh, God.
00:49:22I can't be fired.
00:49:24Yes!
00:49:26Mr. Harrison, please.
00:49:27You can have as much crab as you want.
00:49:30Please, Mr. Harrison, I'll do anything.
00:49:33Guys, take out the trash.
00:49:40And you.
00:49:41Oh, me?
00:49:43Mr. Harrison, come on.
00:49:45That was a Christmas joke.
00:49:46A family tradition.
00:49:48Yeah, well, there's a new family tradition.
00:49:51Sam.
00:49:53Hmm.
00:49:55Will you do me the honors?
00:49:58Glassly.
00:50:03Merry Christmas, Aunt Lauren.
00:50:07Father, do something.
00:50:09Well, you kind of deserve that.
00:50:11I'm leaving.
00:50:13Hmm.
00:50:14Pumpkin, my favorite.
00:50:21Come on, sweetie.
00:50:22Daddy had this crab flying just for you.
00:50:25Eat as much as you want.
00:50:26Thanks, Daddy.
00:50:30I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas.
00:50:32I just couldn't take them treating you like that.
00:50:34Honestly?
00:50:36This is the best Christmas I've ever had.
00:50:39Well, if you want, we can have many more.
00:50:40Just like this.
00:50:42Does he really mean that?
00:50:44Or is he just playing the part?
00:50:46I can't tell.
00:50:47And that terrifies me.
00:50:53Merry Christmas, Mrs. Harrison.
00:50:55I brought you a gift.
00:50:56Here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl.
00:50:59Oh.
00:51:04Oh.
00:51:05This is wonderful.
00:51:07Sam, I have a granddaughter.
00:51:10Tell me everything.
00:51:11Miss Eva Smith, single mother, small town gal, didn't finish high school, currently works in retail.
00:51:17Oh, Maximus, I thought I raised you better.
00:51:21A high school dropout in the Harrison family?
00:51:25Not a chance.
00:51:30She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:51:34Maximus seems to like her.
00:51:35Silence.
00:51:35Get me the address where she works.
00:51:38It's Happy Heels on Broadway.
00:51:39That's nice.
00:51:41We own that one.
00:51:43Good work.
00:51:44But take off that stupid hat.
00:51:56Thanks.
00:51:56So your dad insisted that I try this wine that he's been saving for 20 years.
00:52:02Sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law.
00:52:05And how about you?
00:52:10Me?
00:52:10Yeah.
00:52:12Are you happy with your new husband?
00:52:18Eva.
00:52:29That birthmark.
00:52:30Family to me is a big commitment, and I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:52:37Maximus, there's so much we don't know.
00:52:39So much we're not telling each other.
00:52:41Uh, no feelings, no complications.
00:52:44That's what we agreed upon.
00:52:46Yeah, I didn't sign a contract.
00:52:48Max.
00:52:49Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:52:52It's cold.
00:52:54Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood.
00:52:58Max.
00:53:00I need to tell you something.
00:53:03It's something important.
00:53:05What's gotten into her?
00:53:07Is she hiding something?
00:53:09Is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa?
00:53:12I haven't been completely honest with you.
00:53:17Piper is...
00:53:20Piper is...
00:53:21Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts.
00:53:24Sweetie.
00:53:25Oh, my gosh.
00:53:26I'm swollen.
00:53:27Must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier.
00:53:29Listen, you stay here with Daddy.
00:53:31Mommy's gonna go get a first date kit, okay?
00:53:35Come on, Piper.
00:53:39Okay, let me see.
00:53:43I promise I won't let anyone hurt you or Mommy again.
00:53:47But that's not true.
00:53:49You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:53:53Uh...
00:53:53Daddy!
00:53:54No!
00:53:56What?
00:54:02Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:54:07Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:10Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:12Really?
00:54:13Please stay, Daddy.
00:54:17You think it was Skye?
00:54:21Hmm.
00:54:24I wouldn't worry about it.
00:54:25Scars make you look like a badass.
00:54:27I have one, too.
00:54:29Dad.
00:54:31I got that when I was about your age.
00:54:33Some punk came at me with a switchblade.
00:54:36Really?
00:54:36No way.
00:54:37No.
00:54:38It was actually a cactus.
00:54:40But it's still cool.
00:54:43I have something like that on the back of my neck.
00:54:49Piper, how long have you had that?
00:54:51My mom said I had that when I was born.
00:54:58And how old are you?
00:55:00Six.
00:55:01Six?
00:55:02That one-night stand was about seven years ago.
00:55:05Okay, I found the first-aid kid.
00:55:07Ivor, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:55:11What do I even say?
00:55:12And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:55:15Sorry, honey.
00:55:16This man's your dad, and he didn't know you existed until now.
00:55:18Um, yeah.
00:55:23Can I see your hand, sweetie?
00:55:25Eva.
00:55:30Okay, look.
00:55:34Piper is...
00:55:40Go on.
00:55:47Ah, must be an emergency.
00:55:49Excuse me.
00:55:51Sorry, I'm gonna take this.
00:55:59Mommy, are you okay?
00:56:00Yeah.
00:56:03Mommy's just realizing she's a coward.
00:56:06I don't even have the guts to tell the truth.
00:56:10Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:56:13I'm telling you, Max, that woman is manipulating you.
00:56:16She's a high school dropout.
00:56:18Doesn't even have a decent job.
00:56:21And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:56:23I'm Eva's husband, Max.
00:56:25That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:56:33I'm sorry, Max.
00:56:35You can't know Piper's your daughter.
00:56:37Your mother would take her away.
00:56:38After Christmas, it's over.
00:56:43Eva?
00:56:44Maximus?
00:56:45Are you even listening to me?
00:56:47No, Mom, Mom, listen.
00:56:49I'm sorry, okay?
00:56:50Eva's my wife, and I've made up my mind.
00:56:52I'm not leaving her.
00:56:55Eva?
00:57:01Thank you, honey.
00:57:04Good day?
00:57:05Aw, thanks, Mom.
00:57:07This is for you, Grandma.
00:57:13Oh, wow.
00:57:15That's so cool.
00:57:16Did you make it?
00:57:17Derek, this is from Eva and I.
00:57:20Aw, thank you so much.
00:57:23Thanks, guys.
00:57:24I'm glad you're here.
00:57:27Got it!
00:57:28Wow!
00:57:29Damn, these are nice.
00:57:31Grandpa, language, little ears.
00:57:39Piper, do you want to go see your present?
00:57:41It's in the other room by the train set.
00:57:42Here, I'll go with you.
00:57:43Remember the song that we sang?
00:57:45Ready, ready?
00:57:45Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
00:57:48What do we got, guys?
00:57:49Billy.
00:57:49Walking home from our house.
00:57:51Christmas Eve!
00:57:55You never told me.
00:57:59Have we met before?
00:58:04Have we met before?
00:58:07She's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:58:12I don't know what you're getting at.
00:58:15Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper.
00:58:26I don't know what you're talking about.
00:58:28Lots of people have birthmarks.
00:58:29They're very common.
00:58:30I feel so awful, but I can't lose my child.
00:58:32No matter how I feel about him.
00:58:37Maybe.
00:58:40Are you okay?
00:58:43Are the clogs a bad idea?
00:58:46No.
00:58:47I'm fine.
00:58:50Um.
00:58:51Oh, I almost forgot.
00:58:55I got you this.
00:58:57You got me a gift, too?
00:58:58Tis the season.
00:59:00Open it.
00:59:14Gloves.
00:59:15Did you make these?
00:59:17Yeah.
00:59:18I know this is a fake marriage, but that's Christmas.
00:59:22You've already done so much for me.
00:59:24I just wanted to do a little something for you.
00:59:28How did I feel?
00:59:30Warm, right?
00:59:31Yeah.
00:59:32Warm.
00:59:34Soft.
00:59:37Perfect.
00:59:42Thank you, Eva.
00:59:44I've never gotten anything this meaningful before.
00:59:48Really?
00:59:50Yeah, my mom.
00:59:51She partied all the time, and I got gifts.
00:59:55Plenty of them, but I don't think she ever bought one herself.
01:00:01Nothing personal.
01:00:03Well, you deserve it.
01:00:05You're a good guy, and someday you'll find someone special to spend all your Christmases with.
01:00:14What if that day's today?
01:00:19What if I already found someone special?
01:00:23Right here.
01:00:48Max, we can't.
01:00:51What if you want me to stop?
01:00:52You better tell me right now.
01:00:58Come on.
01:01:00I don't want you to stop.
01:01:07No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:01:22I don't want you to stop.
01:01:31I don't want you to stop.
01:01:41Piper!
01:01:50Piper?
01:01:52She can't see it.
01:02:11Eva?
01:02:15Grandma, I'm up here!
01:02:29That was way too close.
01:02:31Yeah. We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:02:37Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:02:42Can I still unwrap my present?
01:02:46You still haven't given me mine.
01:02:53Let me give it to you.
01:03:20and I'll have to I'm sorry.
01:03:25Oh my god.
01:03:29Don't go up.
01:03:31I'm sorry.
01:03:32I'm sorry I'm sorry.
01:03:32Who is calling me to cry?
01:03:35Good morning.
01:03:36Your phone call.
01:03:37I'm sorry!
01:03:37You're not so sorry.
01:03:37I can't wait.
01:03:37You're not so sorry.
01:03:37Hello?
01:03:38Hello, Eva Smith.
01:03:40I'm Max's mother.
01:03:41Name your price.
01:03:42What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:03:46What?
01:03:47We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:03:50Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.
01:03:54My son will find a better wife and a better mother
01:03:57for his child.
01:03:58Piper is my daughter.
01:04:00And no amount of money you offer could ever
01:04:02make me give her up.
01:04:03So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own.
01:04:05But I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:04:10Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:04:16You OK?
01:04:20Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:04:24So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:04:28What are you talking about?
01:04:30It's over.
01:04:31It's not that hard to understand.
01:04:36Eva, wait.
01:04:40So last night meant nothing to you?
01:04:47Well, Max, it's not real.
01:04:50None of it was real.
01:04:51So this is just a goodbye?
01:04:55Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:05:00Look, last night, I let my guard down.
01:05:04But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:05:07And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:05:10Just tell me what you need.
01:05:12I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband,
01:05:15a good father.
01:05:17Just say the word.
01:05:23You don't get it.
01:05:26You don't get it.
01:05:33I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:05:41I won't give up on us.
01:05:57Are we here?
01:05:59Yes.
01:06:01As much as I don't want us to be, we're back.
01:06:07Piper, sweetie, wake up.
01:06:09We're home.
01:06:14How can she just walk away?
01:06:23Don't forget you have to meet my mom.
01:06:25It's part of the agreement, too.
01:06:27Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:30Hey, you promised.
01:06:32Eve, I haven't asked you for much.
01:06:34Can you do this for me, please?
01:06:38All right, fine.
01:06:39When?
01:06:41Two days.
01:06:43I'll come pick you up.
01:06:44No need.
01:06:45Just send me the address and I'll meet you there.
01:06:52I know you and mommy thought, but she still really likes you.
01:06:57So don't give up.
01:06:59Okay, daddy?
01:07:00Thank you, sweetie.
01:07:01If there's one thing you should know about your daddy,
01:07:04I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:19If you find a church in the end, a church in the side,
01:07:21it's the truth.
01:07:22Just did ten times.
01:07:25Eve is meeting my mother today.
01:07:27Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:07:30Boss?
01:07:31Boss?
01:07:35Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:07:39I need to go win back my family.
01:07:41Family?
01:07:42Boss, you okay?
01:07:44Never better.
01:07:47Go get her, Max.
01:07:51Give it your best smile.
01:07:53Ah, there he is.
01:07:56Maximus, darling.
01:07:58I have some prospects for you.
01:08:00Nice high society girls from the city.
01:08:06Oh.
01:08:08I told you.
01:08:09I already found the woman I love.
01:08:17Maximus, stop this.
01:08:19That evil woman is scamming you, son.
01:08:23Tell me what kind of woman you want and I'll find you another.
01:08:26You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:08:29No, I'm not.
01:08:32Oh.
01:08:33I work in waste management and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:08:37I'm Eva's husband and I'm a father.
01:08:42What?
01:08:55Oh, that's her.
01:08:57The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:09:02Hi.
01:09:03Welcome in.
01:09:04Can I help you find something?
01:09:05I wanted to try those.
01:09:10Awesome, I'll get them for you right away.
01:09:13Are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:09:19No, no, no.
01:09:20I know what I want.
01:09:22Size seven.
01:09:24Oh, baby can't even walk, but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:09:28Come on, she wants the white shoes.
01:09:36Ignore her.
01:09:37She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:09:38Here, let me help you.
01:09:40Come on.
01:09:45She seems kind.
01:09:51I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:09:53She's just doing her job.
01:09:56How do they feel?
01:09:58Well, I love the style, but it's too small.
01:10:01I think I need a size up.
01:10:03Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:10:08Right away.
01:10:09I'll be right back.
01:10:11She's not only kind, she's patient.
01:10:13Was I wrong about her?
01:10:30Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:10:33Well, who gives a shit?
01:10:35She can't walk.
01:10:39That's just pure evil.
01:10:43Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:10:46She's in a wheelchair.
01:10:48Who cares?
01:10:49It's the last pair.
01:10:50I get paid commission.
01:10:57I'm not doing that, Vanessa.
01:11:00See?
01:11:02This is your whole problem.
01:11:05This is why you'll always be broke.
01:11:09I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:11:11I'm not selling her junk.
01:11:14She has to deal with people like this?
01:11:17People who insult her all day?
01:11:20I'm your manager.
01:11:25Sell the old bitty the shoes or you're fired.
01:11:34Did I stutter?
01:11:39You don't have to fire me.
01:11:43I quit.
01:11:45I quit.
01:11:49I don't work here anymore.
01:11:52Listen, don't buy the shoes.
01:11:55They're broken.
01:11:56Spend your heart and money elsewhere, okay?
01:11:58You're a good person after all.
01:12:01Looks like I misjudged you.
01:12:04I'm sorry?
01:12:07Why are you still here, Eva?
01:12:09Get out!
01:12:15You're not disabled?
01:12:17Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:12:22Absolutely shameful.
01:12:23Who are you?
01:12:25I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group
01:12:29and the owner of this store.
01:12:32You're Eleanor Harrison, mother of the CEO?
01:12:36I am.
01:12:37And you, my dear, are fired.
01:12:40What did I do?
01:12:44You are a good person.
01:12:47From now on, this store is yours to run.
01:12:53Are you serious?
01:12:56That's right.
01:12:58Don't be nervous, child.
01:13:00You are professional, responsible,
01:13:04far better than that two-bit manager.
01:13:09You out.
01:13:12I'll leave.
01:13:15I'm leaving.
01:13:19I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:13:22No, don't worry.
01:13:24You're getting a promotion.
01:13:26You deserve it, my dear.
01:13:31First assignment,
01:13:33I want that row,
01:13:35and that row,
01:13:36and the entire display case.
01:13:39Pack it all up and bring it to my house.
01:13:43Okay.
01:13:46Once we're home,
01:13:47I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:13:49I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:13:58She's the mother of a CEO.
01:14:01Of course she lives like this.
01:14:12Mrs. Harrison?
01:14:14I'm here with your delivery.
01:14:18Max?
01:14:19Eva?
01:14:20What are you doing here?
01:14:23I, uh...
01:14:24There you are, Eva!
01:14:27Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:14:30My new daughter-in-law.
01:14:33What are you...
01:14:37That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:14:42Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:14:44Stop!
01:14:45And you?
01:14:46You lied to me at the store!
01:14:49Y-you were both just testing me?
01:14:51Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:14:54I'm sorry, Eva.
01:14:55I thought you might be using my son just after his money.
01:14:59But I was wrong.
01:15:00Eva, please.
01:15:01I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:15:04Not every working-class girl is after your money.
01:15:07How could you think that of me?
01:15:08It's not like that, dear.
01:15:11Eva, what are you talking about?
01:15:13Mom!
01:15:14What did you do?
01:15:15I-I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:15:18We're not together.
01:15:20And I can't love something that was never real.
01:15:26I made a horrible mistake.
01:15:29W-what are you waiting for, son?
01:15:31Go after her!
01:15:35Eva.
01:15:36Let me go!
01:15:37I swear, it's not what you think!
01:15:39We come from two completely different worlds.
01:15:41Stop pretending like you care!
01:15:42I'm not pretending!
01:15:44Okay, I can't fake what we have.
01:15:46And everything I've done for you, and Piper, this is real.
01:15:53Touch my wife again and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:15:58Max, you came.
01:15:58God, you are driving me fucking insane.
01:16:03I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:16:07Just say the word.
01:16:11See?
01:16:14Stop fighting.
01:16:17We belong together.
01:16:20You're wrong.
01:16:21Wrong about what?
01:16:23That you care?
01:16:25Or we belong together?
01:16:26Look, I already told you.
01:16:28We're from two completely different worlds.
01:16:31Now, I held up my end of the deal, and I met your mother, like we discussed.
01:16:35I want a fake divorce from my fake cousin.
01:16:40Eva!
01:16:43Eva!
01:16:46I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:16:47Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:16:56Ow!
01:16:57Are you okay, Mommy?
01:17:00Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine.
01:17:02Come here.
01:17:10No, you're not fine.
01:17:12You're sad.
01:17:15I'm okay, sweetie.
01:17:18I miss Daddy, too.
01:17:23I want Max to be my real Daddy.
01:17:28Don't you want to be with him?
01:17:31Lovebug.
01:17:33You're right.
01:17:34What am I doing?
01:17:35Running like a coward?
01:17:38I've always taught you to be brave.
01:17:41Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.
01:17:45I believe in you.
01:17:46What are you gonna do, Mommy?
01:17:49I know exactly what to say to him.
01:17:54Maximus deserves to know Piper is his daughter.
01:18:03Enough sulking.
01:18:04Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.
01:18:08Don't you think I want to?
01:18:10She doesn't want me.
01:18:12I didn't raise you to give up.
01:18:14Your daughter is still out there.
01:18:16You can't abandon her.
01:18:17Mom, you don't get it.
01:18:19I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.
01:18:22And Piper, she was an added bonus.
01:18:25What are you talking about?
01:18:28I already ran a DNA test.
01:18:31Piper is your daughter.
01:18:33What?
01:18:34See for yourself.
01:18:41I was right.
01:18:43Seven years ago.
01:18:45New Years, that woman was evil.
01:18:57Eva!
01:18:59Hey!
01:19:01Daddy!
01:19:03Daddy!
01:19:04Daddy!
01:19:04Piper!
01:19:06Oh!
01:19:07I've missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:19:15You came back.
01:19:19I, uh...
01:19:21Don't forget to be brave, Mommy.
01:19:30I, uh...
01:19:32I was scared.
01:19:33But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:19:36Because what we have is real, and it's worth fighting for.
01:19:40Sweetheart, I have something to tell you.
01:19:44I have something to tell you, too.
01:19:48Piper is your daughter.
01:19:50Piper is your daughter.
01:19:50You knew.
01:19:51My sweet granddaughter.
01:19:53Mama!
01:19:54Oh!
01:19:57Well, I just found out for sure a few minutes ago, but you've known this whole time?
01:20:02I was scared.
01:20:03Okay, I didn't know if you were gonna take her from me.
01:20:06I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:20:08How could you not know how I felt?
01:20:21I love you, Eva.
01:20:25I love you, too.
01:20:27I promise.
01:20:28For the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you.
01:20:32As long as we're together, it doesn't matter where we are.
01:20:45Will you marry me, Eva?
01:20:48For real this time?
01:20:50Yes!
01:20:51Yes, of course I'll marry you!
01:20:57Yes!
01:20:58Hi!
01:21:05Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas, and the Christmas after that, and forever!
01:21:13I wouldn't have it any other way.
01:21:20Who's that?
01:21:22Eva!
01:21:25Take me back!
01:21:27I'm sorry!
01:21:28I struck your tire!
01:21:33Looks like I have to take out the trash.
01:21:35Again.
01:21:38No?
01:21:39Not funny?
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