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Lucifer's Bride
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00:00:00Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:03Please save my child.
00:00:21Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:30Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:32Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:41Rejuvenate.
00:00:50Graze, she is the healer goddess.
00:00:53No, please.
00:00:55Don't call me that.
00:00:57I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:03Here you go, miss.
00:01:07Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:11in need?
00:01:24You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:29run!
00:01:32Aw, it's okay, little guy.
00:01:36I'll fix you right up.
00:01:42Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:47Rejuvenate.
00:01:51See?
00:01:52Good as the day you came kicking out of your mother's womb.
00:01:57Come on, Cleo.
00:01:58Let's go!
00:02:03Whoa-who-who-who-who-who-who-who-who!
00:02:10Whoa-who-who-who-who-who!
00:02:11Hey, hey, hey.
00:02:15please my brother's been in a coma the last two years we have no idea what the illness is if
00:02:21anyone can help cure him we will pay you handsomely the elizander armstrong his military
00:02:26family basically owns the entire global stock market he's so hot does he come with the money
00:02:33yes he'll even marry you if you can cure him money fame power it's all yours
00:02:44are we still moving forward miss trixie yes give the presidential contract to marissa
00:02:49oh i have another call coming in grandma i'm dying save me trixie grandma grandma when are you getting
00:03:02married i'm already a hundred years old i'm gonna keep you healthy forever grandma and butch is still
00:03:08on deployment so that's why i haven't been married yet oh but why marry a vegetable when i can bang
00:03:18a
00:03:18younger stud like you we're talking about my brother's life i don't have time for jokes
00:03:34please go feed your dog miss don't let it starve like you oh kind stranger let me repay you by
00:03:40granting you a wish grant me a wish that you can barely feed yourself the downfall of humanity
00:03:46it all starts with the loss of faith what oh jesus giving me a migraine are you telling me to
00:03:54pray
00:03:54to god because we've been doing that i'm telling you to have some faith in me okay uh i wish
00:04:01for
00:04:02you to cure my brother's illness can you do that i can topple mountains and make a king out of
00:04:07a frog
00:04:08if i wanted to cleo stay right here for a second don't go too far cleo
00:04:16hold still
00:04:24my migraine's gone okay then let's go if you can cure my brother he'll even marry you
00:04:29come on come on
00:04:31oh
00:04:45how is he what is the diagnosis remember you will not marry him unless you cure him i'm sorry
00:04:51i don't know what this is aren't you the queen of medicine you're supposed to be one of the best
00:04:56don't worry general i'm the angel herbalist and i have mastered all healing methods of the east
00:05:02i can detect what condition your son has with just one needle
00:05:23i have no clue what this is
00:05:27oh it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all
00:05:33that's why we saved the best for last me the witch doctor i'll save your son lysander
00:05:49he's not budging there's no movement truly i have saved thousands of patients all over the world but
00:05:56i don't know what this is lord i've scoured the earth for the best doctors they've tried all these
00:06:02methods and they've all failed if we can't save him there's only one person who can
00:06:10who
00:06:13the goddess of healing
00:06:17wait a second you're not talking about the legendary goddess you that's correct
00:06:22her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft that's her motto it's what makes her a
00:06:30sage amongst mortals we are nothing compared to her she is eccentric and elusive no one has ever seen
00:06:38her before if this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son i don't care if
00:06:44i go
00:06:44bankrupt i will find her james come put out a voucher to the entire world whoever finds the goddess healer
00:06:54will get the five million dollars there's no need
00:07:11i'll save your son
00:07:14who the hell is she dad she says she can cure lysander she's gonna save your brother don't be
00:07:20ridiculous how can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother exactly god the unemployed are getting
00:07:27crazier and crazier she's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich
00:07:32ew she even brought a filthy dog with her i bet it has fleas that flea infested dirty thing is
00:07:40your
00:07:40companion don't try to steal lysander armstrong from us
00:07:48don't touch him
00:07:51they say don't judge a book by its cover but i can see from all your faces that you've failed
00:07:57so step aside i'll take it from here could you hold this
00:08:01oh you're not gonna touch my son i'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general i know
00:08:10a
00:08:10gold digging whore when i see one i bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners
00:08:15wasn't paying enough cash who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some
00:08:22a skinny ass beggar trying to take advantage of lysander armstrong when he's unconscious
00:08:28ew disgusting go back to being a prostitute security get this std infested peasant out of here
00:08:36now let's go if you throw me out you're tossing away your son's last chance at life
00:08:44sir we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for master lysander into no avail
00:08:49maybe we should give her a try you can always deal with her later if she turns out to be
00:08:54a fraud
00:08:55all right i'll give you a shot but i warn you if you fail i'll have your and your dog's
00:09:02head mounted
00:09:03on my wall is that any way to ask for help you'd be blessed to have me and i'm only
00:09:10here to repay your
00:09:11younger son's kindness but since i'm not welcome here i'll leave devon come find me when you have a
00:09:19different wish no miss trixie my brother is a hero to me i can't lose him well if he's a
00:09:27hero to you
00:09:29then that means he must be a good person my brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved
00:09:34this country from a terrorist attack also he's great with puppies he'd make a great husband
00:09:41who says i want to marry him as if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream
00:09:47of marrying a penniless bum like you only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her
00:09:52i mean look at her even if she cleaned herself up you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her
00:09:59only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters
00:10:03continue wasting your time but i'm saving this patient
00:10:17oh okay
00:10:20what's happening what are we doing
00:10:33what the hell are you doing
00:10:36i knew she was a perv she's definitely trying to steal lysander from us do you all not know that
00:10:42sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with the patient are you insane security smash her
00:10:47patient for licking my son he's born with congenital heart disease has a peanut allergy and the condition
00:10:53he has is called endogenic cryomorphy yeah right i mean no way you got all that just from licking him
00:11:00oh okay i've studied every disease known to man right i even have the badge of universal medicine
00:11:06right here and i've never heard of endo cryo what what this
00:11:22is worth nothing when i have the real thing right here
00:11:24what so so you think that this this crummy walking stick of yours is is what the rod of a
00:11:32sepulius
00:11:32why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional
00:11:37i agree i mean even if she does solve this medical mystery what is the point of doctors
00:11:43who have studied for years we are all certified but lysander does have congenital heart disease
00:11:51she's right about everything
00:11:55yeah but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnosis one of them is bound to be right
00:12:00and again
00:12:00there's no such thing as endo cryo what what endogenic cryomorphic oh and of course none of you
00:12:06have heard of it because i just discovered it this condition only affects those with both chd and a
00:12:13peanut allergy the chances are a billion to one a hundred times rarer than winning the lottery but
00:12:18lucky for you all you've hit the jackpot by finding me what a bunch of baloney i mean you wouldn't
00:12:26be
00:12:26homeless if you were actually any good precisely you are just a scamming prostitute you don't compare
00:12:34to me us who actually studied real medicine i bet you were too poor to go to real medical school
00:12:42oh
00:12:42so she went to the super circus instead and now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with
00:12:48fake diseases which mean nothing if you can't wake him up is that supposed to be a challenge
00:12:57if you three incompetent doormats want to show me up i think you all should grow parts of your brain
00:13:03back which by the way that condition is called an encephaly what is that supposed to mean it means
00:13:10you're being schooled by me and i'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:13:15then let's have a bet if you can't heal him break your hands
00:13:23and then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:13:29these hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined you're that desperate to get rid of
00:13:35your competition huh miss trixie don't risk your hands for them there's too many lives at stake
00:13:44don't worry i got this
00:13:48it's a deal i'll save lysander armstrong no one is dying on my watch
00:14:00lysander armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:14:08are you stopping me because you're scared i'd actually succeed homeless or not if you save my son
00:14:14i'll give you everything
00:14:23i'll even have lysander my heir marry you i'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:14:30i just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
00:14:34prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees fahrenheit wait wait wait what what for don't
00:14:40listen to her she probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off
00:14:46of her firstly this is called greatness secondly even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery you
00:14:54couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character what did you just call me
00:15:01there's a man's life at stake here and you're standing in my way don't don the mantle of doctor
00:15:08when you're only capable of harm now stop getting in my way or i promise you you will be bubbling
00:15:15at
00:15:15the mouth very soon oh yeah yeah you want to see real pain where's the dog well put down the
00:15:20dog with
00:15:30pleasure
00:15:38left leaves the wrong breast
00:15:44you don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:15:50she's been poisoned it was her do you see any poison on me medicine in the right hands can save
00:15:58lives
00:15:59but in the wrong hands it becomes nothing but poison this isn't good enough to take down the queen of
00:16:05medicine do you have one of your antidotes on you of course i've saved entire civilizations with my
00:16:12antidotes if i want to save someone even the grim reaper can't stop me
00:16:32why is she spitting blood this wasn't supposed to happen i thought you said even the grim reaper
00:16:37can't get in your way angel herbalist this is what i call malpractice this isn't fatal she'll live
00:16:46but she deserves a little punishment well where's the jacuzzi i asked for jacuzzi is ready right this
00:16:52way wait wait wait wait wait wait what the hell is going on you say you want your son to
00:16:57live on to
00:16:58give you tons of grandchildren don't you then stop getting in my way every second counts let's go for
00:17:05our dip shall we general armstrong your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
00:17:16are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son hold on you two are going in there alone
00:17:23if you
00:17:24don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked then sure invite everyone in all right but i
00:17:31warn you no funny business
00:18:05so
00:18:16so
00:18:35you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman
00:18:39general armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions
00:18:47what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughing stock
00:18:51of the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to that
00:18:58we have to have faith where did you actually find this little life uh on the streets are you shitting
00:19:08me you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't know her background
00:19:14she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to go in and stop this now
00:19:19you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now james let's go yes sir
00:19:27oh my
00:19:34i told you all to stay out
00:19:42this is a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we both die
00:19:51i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:19:57i'm gonna save him myself no
00:20:03you see that general this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman this is a witchcraft
00:20:09i know what this is this is the dark witch i've heard of her she uses her dark magic to
00:20:17steal the
00:20:17hearts of young handsome men and then she eats them alive oh i'm gonna kill that
00:20:22bitch before she takes my son james get the swat team yes sir
00:20:30you regain consciousness
00:20:42help me i just want
00:20:48something's wrong
00:20:52you were drunk with an aphrodisiac
00:20:55lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:00that's one more thing i'm saving you from
00:21:10sir the swat team is here captain morales
00:21:15my son is trapped behind there with a devious man-eating witch i need you to do whatever you can
00:21:21to tear down that door rest assured general armstrong we'll break down that door and bury that
00:21:27that bitch alive
00:21:32right
00:21:33right
00:21:34rewrite the wrong
00:21:38human
00:21:42who the fuck are you and why the hell are we naked
00:21:47good you're awake i'm saving you saving me by baiting with me who are you a fucking spy
00:21:56talk i swear to god i'll have you arrested for this
00:22:01you're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stippor
00:22:06i will never
00:22:21look who's guilty now
00:22:25look i don't know what the fuck this is all right but it is a biological fact
00:22:29a man is attracted to a naked woman and her breasts
00:22:34it's science okay it just means that my body oh shut up
00:22:40you're distracted me with your friend and i'm a professional
00:22:45i hear lysander's voice captain do something now ready
00:22:54we're almost there aim
00:22:58get him boys get him
00:23:02fire
00:23:05fire
00:23:21those davis hills how is this possible it's not even a scratch i told you this is dark magic
00:23:29of course your earthly bullets won't do a thing
00:23:31no i believe miss trixie is a good person
00:23:34she's not the dark witch
00:23:36young master armstrong you are too easily fooled this homeless
00:23:41psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living
00:23:43how is she going to save someone else's life that's right
00:23:47the queen angel and i are already the top female doctors in the world
00:23:51if we can't save him no one can except for the goddess healer
00:23:55think about it we heard lysander's voice
00:23:58he's been in a coma for two years miss trixie must have woken him up
00:24:01you're right this homeless girl is maybe
00:24:05the goddess maybe this homeless girl is really the god
00:24:10no no absolutely not there is no way this hobo girl is better than us
00:24:16how could you know for sure right now what we need to do is not interrupt
00:24:20miss trixie you're wrong sir this homeless snake is using the forbidden
00:24:25techniques on master lysander it's called borderline revival
00:24:29she uses torturous pain to wake the patient
00:24:33but only temporarily it's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears
00:24:39that means my son is in tremendous pain i'm gonna ask you two to do whatever you can
00:24:44to kill that antler rod bearing witch my son doesn't deserve this he is dying right now naked
00:24:51in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant then it looks like it's up to me the witch doctor only i
00:24:58know the
00:24:59right techniques to take her down my son's life is in your hands you heal him i will give you
00:25:06whatever
00:25:06your heart desires i don't know who you are but there is no way i am letting you rip my
00:25:13golden
00:25:14bachelor away from me this is it the finishing touch i must now give you the kiss of life
00:25:23so we can both survive
00:25:43it's poison gas
00:25:45poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over master lysander poison gas my son
00:25:52is in there you're jeopardizing his life as well no don't worry general gold diggers like her only
00:25:58care about themselves soon she'll come out crying to mommy then we can reverse the poison on your son
00:26:05and then he can marry one of us they really won't stop until they get both of us killed
00:26:13i knew they promised you that i'd save you but it's never never
00:26:30what the hell are they doing in there it's been over 10 minutes wait a second you don't think that
00:26:36there you you suffocated my brother and miss trixie in there don't point your fingers at me if your
00:26:43brother's dead it's because of that homeless gold digger oh my god yeah she's the one who sealed the
00:26:48door shut i mean she probably locked themselves in there on accident miss trixie wouldn't have to do
00:26:54that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother this is taking way too long
00:27:00captain morales it's time to get out the big guns these bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter
00:27:07bazooka she won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself crap oh my god get back suck
00:27:16ready hey oh shit
00:27:22quit your whining and stand down
00:27:36the parasite's been extracted shoot her dead now do i need to fix your hearing too
00:27:42i said stand down don't listen to her she's a fraud a termite to the field of medicine i just
00:27:50saved this
00:27:50man that otherwise would have died in your care if i'm a termite then you're worse than a disease
00:27:56spreading tick wait a second are you saying you cured my son he'll wake in just a moment
00:28:02you can see for yourself well now you're just asking to be exposed that is it no more stalling
00:28:09in general if you won't punish her i will
00:28:15don't hurt her
00:28:21he's a cure
00:28:28his pulse is regular in fact it's never been better
00:28:34there's no sign of illness infection or disease
00:28:45miss trixie did it dad lysander's warm again he's not cold and pale like before and his heart is
00:28:52strong come feel it i saved my son thank you next time don't go seeking medical advice from those with
00:29:01ill will your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands i've learned my
00:29:07lesson i will not let these two nut jobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again wait wait
00:29:13no no there is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than
00:29:19the
00:29:19queen angel and iron
00:29:22the goddess healer
00:29:27could you really be the goddess of healing but rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well
00:29:33over 100 years old and you don't look a day after 20. it doesn't matter who i am
00:29:39what matters is that the patient is healthy again devon i've repaid your kindness by fulfilling
00:29:45your wish of saving your brother take care no wait miss trixie we still haven't fulfilled our
00:29:51promise to you yet he's right we are men of our words and as i promised you my heir lysander
00:29:57would
00:29:57take you as a wife if you cured him and you did just that of course you're welcome to marry
00:30:02me instead
00:30:03i really appreciate it but i'm sorry i i'm already engaged
00:30:13already engaged i am i've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years
00:30:20and he's coming back today but don't be disappointed really i'm no one special
00:30:26i just got lucky with your brother some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments
00:30:31but you're still lysander's savior please let me give you what i promised take the gold no really
00:30:38i don't need anything i just believe in doing good in the world
00:30:46tricksy it's your fiance he's back and he says he's breaking up with you
00:30:53i must go
00:31:00hobo close halo glow i bet the goddess healer is just like miss trixie it was just dumb luck
00:31:08she's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal she could have been the richest woman in
00:31:13the world marrying the hottest most powerful bachelor around i'm gonna marry that homeless woman
00:31:26oh my god i mean i don't know about that homeless bimbo but this is godly
00:31:32godly you two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession take these two weirdos out of here
00:31:50and revoke their licenses we were truly blessed to have miss trixie here huh
00:32:03she's no average jane no she isn't she said it was just dumb luck but if she truly had these
00:32:09special
00:32:09skills why did she wear that shit-stained dress and had an impeccable looking dog but think about the
00:32:15impenetrable walls no normal person could have done that goddess or not homeless or not i don't care
00:32:21i have never met a woman like that i have to find her i have to make her my life
00:32:25she won my heart
00:32:26over too but if my bestest big bro wants her i'll help you find her all right listen i need
00:32:33help finding
00:32:33three wedding gifts
00:32:39i'm dumping trixie so i want you your granddaughters filthy things out of my house
00:32:47now trixie paid for this house she waited for you for three years she was dumb enough to put my
00:32:54name on the lease and i'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now one with some serious
00:32:57fuck you money so get lost who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house
00:33:11grandma beatrice trixie amori i've been dying to throw this in your face i'm dumping you for your
00:33:19best friend marissa in fact the wedding's tomorrow so sign over the house now
00:33:31you gave me this ring and asked me to wait and i did for three years while you were deployed
00:33:38yet you cheat on me with my best friend and now you're trying to swindle my home
00:33:44do you have no shame we were together for three years and uh it was a complete waste of my
00:33:49life
00:33:50when i could have been with a loaded girl like marissa
00:33:57that's how much you would owe me if i was in the rent the boyfriend business
00:34:03i see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute
00:34:11oh yeah well marissa is so much better than you she grew up even poorer than you and now
00:34:21she's the ceo of an entire corporation
00:34:27and you you're still nothing so you think she's an upgrade of course she's an upgrade
00:34:35look what she uh got me for my engagement oops yeah that's maybe worth one millionth the
00:34:44presidential contract i gave her
00:34:51you gave her the presidential contract i certainly did in fact
00:34:56marissa you and your dimwit brother only have everything you have all thanks to me
00:35:07oh i think she's losing it bro that breakup must have hit her hard you two are the ungrateful
00:35:14cheating scum here my granddaughter supported you and your entire family for three years while you
00:35:21were gone how dare you insult her it's okay grandma let's not stoop to that level
00:35:29poor edna she still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets huh
00:35:33what is he talking about you see show her bob
00:35:41this is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is she didn't purchase this
00:35:46house on her own she was begging on the street for money i can't be caught with a piss poor
00:35:52nobody like
00:35:53you even if you got no game i got street credit i gotta keep you dig the word you're looking
00:35:58for is
00:35:59dignity and you're one to speak cheater is this true tricksy
00:36:08i've been broadening my horizons grandma i want to see how regular everyday people live
00:36:14so that i can help them of course those without substance underneath would never understand that
00:36:21what is that supposed to mean it means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade is actually a
00:36:26downgrade
00:36:31enough bullshitting already just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives
00:36:48at your wedding i will
00:36:51if you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend why
00:36:57should i do
00:36:57good by you i'll give you my john hancock at your wedding as a charity to you
00:37:04fucking bitch you better keep your word oh that's rich after tomorrow you will never feel so rich ever
00:37:11again do you remember that
00:37:20tricksy marissa's a millionaire now they'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their wedding
00:37:27grandma i have to confess something to you i've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions trillions
00:37:36that would make you the richest person on the planet it's because of the healing hands i inherited from
00:37:43aseplius the god of healing i've saved several world leaders with these hands that's how i was
00:37:51able to give marissa the presidential contract and become the goddess healer it makes me angrier hearing
00:37:57her name knowing how she betrayed you but please tricksy dear i know it must have broken your heart
00:38:04but embellishing your worth and who you are it will only delay the healing process you don't have
00:38:11to believe me just yet after we lost mom and dad because we didn't have the money for their medical
00:38:17bills
00:38:18i vowed that i would do everything i can to serve those in need
00:38:23that's why i'm taking everything back from butch and i'm giving it back to charity
00:38:26you've always had an angel's heart i'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right
00:38:33who actually deserves you you will see tomorrow grandma
00:38:44you said trixie's crashing your wedding she was bullying us too salsa
00:38:49she's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as
00:38:52fuck
00:38:53when nobody steps on snake snake bites back hard so let her come and embarrass herself
00:39:00you mean
00:39:04we broadcast that video
00:39:09yes her cave woman's take the 19th century tin can she'll prop me up higher on my pedestal and the
00:39:15whole world sees her in her homeless mess against my presidential glow up let's turn this party into her
00:39:29funeral
00:39:29there he is welcome home brother welcome home general
00:39:37sir the homeless woman who saved you miss trixie this is the file of her ex butch tanner
00:39:42he served with her regiment in the marines you mean the butcher tanner that can barely carry supplies
00:39:47well she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas sir so she
00:39:52waited for him for years and then he betrayed her
00:39:55fucking coward according to intel she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding
00:39:58and we should join her men i'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman
00:40:04and her incredible power that saved my life so she needs our support will you join me in protecting her
00:40:10yes sir we will learn our lives to protect her sir and let's roll
00:40:32it's a very special day for me and budge not only are we getting married but in just one hour
00:40:36my
00:40:37company will be receiving the presidential contract allowing my biomedical company to go public
00:40:46congratulations on the contract once again mrs wickham stowe butch is taking my last name oh and
00:40:52please don't be so uptight secretary cho you are the secretary of the entire u.s health department but
00:40:58this is a partay after all i see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived
00:41:04to
00:41:04celebrate you the u.s president will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself it's an honor
00:41:13and that's why salsa is the best wife a man could ever dream of we will make sure the crowd
00:41:20is
00:41:20entertained tonight we'll let the wedding begin
00:41:25not so fast the party doesn't start until i say it does
00:41:50you two really are a match made in hell so i've come to save your guests from this oncoming train
00:41:57wreck
00:41:57i don't recognize it from any of our elite circles who is she uh this is our uh entertainment for
00:42:03tonight
00:42:03sir just watch
00:42:08trixie what are you doing here this isn't the homeless shelter you lost i bet she's here to
00:42:12bum a meal off us you know being this poor
00:42:17me but my meal have you forgotten that it was i who bankrolled you two for the last three years
00:42:22what evidence do you have of that look at me then go look at yourself in the mirror
00:42:27i'm a millionaire ceo even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me and
00:42:34you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat sasa she's like so obsessed with me see everyone butch already
00:42:43cut ties with his ex but she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still show up to my wedding
00:42:49to suck up to me this is what poor sad girls do they beg for scraps from us the rich
00:42:57and glorious
00:42:57is projecting much marissa you might feel all high and mighty now but don't bite the hand that feeds
00:43:03you especially when i'm the one who's giving you the contract
00:43:11you giving me the contract you have no skills no education no connection so how could you possibly
00:43:19have a pool to get the u.s fucking president to give me a billion dollar contract we both share
00:43:25humble
00:43:25beginnings marissa and i saw potential in you even trusted you as my best friend but i recognize now
00:43:32that greed has poisoned you don't be all sore now just because i stole your man this is what us
00:43:38rich
00:43:39girls do they steal from lame spinsters for fun damn right you were too embarrassing for me sasa
00:43:48tramples you any day i could say that now that i'm marrying the rich bravo self-admission of a gold
00:43:54digger quick somebody put that on a memoir sasa she's embarrassing me in front of everyone
00:43:59she'll make her stop don't listen to her everyone she's the gold digging blood-sucking leech i don't
00:44:05even have to lift a finger and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for me butch
00:44:11you may look and sound like a man but you're nothing but a pathetic coward okay enough you know what
00:44:17i
00:44:17always couldn't stand about you your moral posturing but guess what morals are just lies to make
00:44:24you and girls feel better about yourselves that's why no man will choose you over marissa trixie
00:44:29because i've got the material goods and you're just all empty talk i'm not here to request to be
00:44:34chosen because i'm the one who's doing the choosing see this
00:44:51oh my god is that the billion dollar contract for sasa
00:44:58the one that's supposed to make us all rich as
00:44:59fuck no absolutely not i i don't believe it
00:45:04you all sound so scared already don't worry this isn't that contract
00:45:09it's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me
00:45:15see everyone she's just trying to bluff us but you don't even have the guts to go all the way
00:45:20look at her following orders i asked her to sign over the lease and here she is
00:45:24like a good little uh peasant slave that house is where all her life savings
00:45:32you want to uh i don't know beg for a little treat while you're at it
00:45:46you misunderstand me i'm here to take back everything i've ever given you
00:45:51i'm giving it to charity
00:46:00bro she's gone cuckoo in the head she thinks that just because she rented a pretty little
00:46:04dress she can pretend to be a deep pocket investment batty you wish you had that kind
00:46:08of money to just toss away trixie it's just a drop in the bucket for me uh i i know
00:46:13what this is
00:46:14you've gotten delusional and you think you're cinderella so you can just show up to a fancy party in some
00:46:19prince charming will scoop you into money forever well that's not happening security
00:46:24lock the doors this woman doesn't leave until we're through with her
00:46:31this is where your dreams will die
00:46:33bitch
00:46:36we found miss trixie lysander she's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the wickham wedding right
00:46:41now butch tanner well he's gonna wish he died in battle after i'm done with him let's go
00:46:50you think a few toy guns scare me marissa i've saved plenty of people for much worse
00:46:56including your head of command butch general lysander armstrong you mean the legendary war hero
00:47:03he's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack you're an unskilled
00:47:09unemployed ugly leech so how could you possibly have this magical ability to heal someone like
00:47:15general lysander armstrong no one here's gonna believe you if you really cured the incurable
00:47:20general then sasa is the fucking virgin mary and she's nice you're just asking to be humiliated
00:47:27trixie show them butch
00:47:34see for yourselves everyone trixie's just a
00:47:38reloading beggar
00:47:42she won't leave me and marissa alone because we're rich as fuck now
00:47:46i'm a major in the marines
00:47:48sasa she has a billion dollar biomedical contract with the military
00:47:54approved by the first female president of the united states herself bitch how despicable she's
00:48:00just trying to leech off you like a parasitic gold digger get out of here no one wants to marry
00:48:06you no
00:48:06free meals for the poor do you see this trixie this is high society so you're either born on a
00:48:14silver spoon
00:48:14or you're as accomplished as me to be here maybe if you do some serious dick sucking here
00:48:20maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can
00:48:25i already have everything one can dream of but i valued our friendship marissa which is why i came
00:48:31here to give you a second chance to see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing but no
00:48:37you stooped so low it disgusts me nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners
00:48:43like a bum and who knows if you've already started offering sexual services well then
00:48:52why don't you get on your knees for me trixie my brother will never take you back no man will
00:48:57marry
00:48:57an embarrassment like you but make me happy and i might consider making you my personal prostitute
00:49:15oh how dare you hit my brother i'm never letting you leave here alive
00:49:20boss i do something don't worry my dear after i'm done with you trixie not even the goddess of
00:49:27healing will be able to save you oh is that so security get down on your knees and give bob
00:49:37one hell of a
00:49:38blowjob in front of everybody here or i'll pop so many holes in you the men here won't know which
00:49:43one to fuck i don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you any of the powerful leaders
00:49:49i've saved before could crush you before you even touch me dream on you wish general lysander scooped
00:49:56you off your feet but you weren't good enough for me you're definitely not good enough for him enough
00:50:02you're souring my party so you either get the fuck out or i'm gonna shoot you
00:50:08on the count of three i think i quite like it here
00:50:11two
00:50:12two
00:50:22mmm this wine is so delicious one shoot
00:50:30nobody is laying a hand on my future wife
00:50:55i'm sorry i'm late did they hurt you no i'm fine but um when did i become your future wife
00:51:05you saved me trixie remember i'm a man of my word they're never gonna hurt you ever again
00:51:12really it was nothing i saved you because you're a good man not because i want you to owe me
00:51:18any favors
00:51:24i see what this is you're the one who cheated on me trixie look at you guys all lovey dog
00:51:30don't try
00:51:30to pin this on her she waited for you for three years this is the kind of woman of virtue
00:51:34that a
00:51:35man would die for
00:51:38virtue don't make me laugh she's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash no man who in a
00:51:45hundred foot pole would want to touch her she should be happy bob was willing to give her some
00:51:54i see her in the marines
00:51:57i'm a major you know look man i know trixie is like uh i don't know like a seven now
00:52:04that she's
00:52:04all cleaned up but don't waste your manhood on a whiny worthless woman like that
00:52:14a real man never talks about a woman no way you're a coward
00:52:29we don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them
00:52:33you're very gracious trixie you know that
00:52:38you're only getting off with it because she's so kind so you're gonna do me the favor of never
00:52:41coming near her again you understand you want to with me a little dipshit i'm a
00:52:46major you're probably lowest rank of the military grunts i'll i'll destroy you do you really not
00:52:52know who this is butch i thought you were in the marines what have you been doing this whole
00:52:57time if you don't know who this war hero is he was just a supply boy war hero is this
00:53:07all part of
00:53:07your plan trixie poor girl did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about
00:53:13yourself a woman's worth is tied to the man she marries trixie is worthless because that guy looks
00:53:19like a cowboy a bum girl and a pimp what a pair it seems like they don't know who you
00:53:28are since
00:53:29you've been out of action for so long maybe we should try to place them off some more don't you
00:53:33think
00:53:35bring in the wedding gifts
00:53:43what is all this trixie listen i know that you didn't ask for anything
00:53:48after you saved my life but i know that we shared a moment
00:53:55i'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear it's not in my
00:53:59nature
00:54:01unlike somebody else here listen trixie i have never met a woman like you so incredible and kind
00:54:12and beautiful so i know that you're the one for me this guy's either nuts or a really really good
00:54:22actor oscar worthy oscar worthy no first gift
00:54:32trixie i know that you just lost your home so i'm gifting you with your own new mansion worth 500
00:54:39million dollars previously owned by jennifer aniston second guess
00:54:47this contains all the rights to my entire fortune which is now yours entire fortune from a cowboy
00:54:55actor you must be pennies they already spent their entire life savings on this clown show they've got
00:55:00nothing left lysander i really don't care for any of us look i i know i know that you are
00:55:07the farthest
00:55:07thing from a material woman okay which is exactly why well my third gift is um well
00:55:35you found my dog
00:55:40trixie i'm just a man but with you it's so much more
00:55:44trixie amore will you marry me
00:55:52you know i can't say no to this doggo
00:55:58yes i will marry you
00:56:16go go power couple
00:56:19okay stop the only power couple here is butch and i
00:56:25let's remind everyone how worth this trixie is
00:56:29no man in their right mind would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps hey i don't care if
00:56:36she's homeless or not but i'm making this woman my wife which means that she will be treated as
00:56:41and cherished as the most precious woman on earth i understand
00:56:49you still don't realize that my brother is the most powerful man on earth this is general lysander armstrong
00:57:03as if like the almighty general lysander armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like trixie
00:57:10yes the armstrong family basically control the global stock market
00:57:14lysander armstrong would sooner marry the princess of england than someone from the lowest rank of
00:57:19society i bet my life you're all just actors then you better enjoy your last breath come on
00:57:25lysander what are we waiting for let's show them what we can do and get revenge for trixie what can
00:57:29a bunch of piss poor people do to us the elites infect us with your poor people bad luck
00:57:34she wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck truth is she's just a useless lazy
00:57:41bitch and bum she's utterly unmarriable i can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence
00:57:50i'd handle them myself but i'll let you do all the heavy lifting go ahead lysander
00:58:05yes hello this is lysander please bankrupt the marissa wickham for me
00:58:10oh my gosh i'm so scared anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone
00:58:22uh hello yes
00:58:27what
00:58:32i'm bankrupt
00:58:41hey hey are you sure that was the call salsa that that was a real call people don't just
00:58:47suddenly go bankrupt like that my company's dead it evaporated it's in thin air
00:58:55that's impossible who are you what did you do secretary cho you said you're the secretary of health right
00:59:03and you yourself said that the armstrong family owns the entire global stock market could that be how
00:59:09they bankrupted miss wickham then that means you're really lysander armstrong the richest and most
00:59:18powerful man in the country trixie's married the famed war hero the man every girl wants and every man
00:59:26wants to beat now you believe me those who do bad will always end up losing everything
00:59:32no there's there's got to be some some trick to this you guys are just bums trying to extort money
00:59:37from
00:59:47i know why you're all over trixie because you've been in the military for so long you don't know what
00:59:52a
00:59:52real woman can do for you let me take you to my wedding chamber and i'll show you a good
00:59:57time
01:00:07i would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are guess the
01:00:14cheater gets cheated on eventually salsa was just trying to save the company i don't blame her at
01:00:22all your double standards are incredible okay you don't want me fine but there's
01:00:27plenty of other efficiency i can give you a room full of pageant winners uh 18 years old fresh for
01:00:33the taking
01:00:40i did that so you wouldn't have to miss trixine thank you devon marissa not only have you backstabbed me
01:00:49your best friend by stealing my fiance but now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your
01:00:55company back you're an insult to all good women out there no to all of humanity so now everything
01:01:02that i've ever given you to i'm taking it all back
01:01:08wait everyone stop
01:01:12they're imposters
01:01:17i just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting cancelled
01:01:21because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself so we won't go bankrupt the goddess healer you mean
01:01:28the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine approved of my biomedical products yes that's
01:01:34the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine the goddess healer's motto is
01:01:40the right rewrites the wrong the left leave the wrong bereft that means she's rewarding me the president
01:01:47would never let your company go bankrupt in fact she's on her way now so you're telling me this
01:01:56dashingly handsome motherfucker over here isn't lysander armstrong who the cares who he is if the
01:02:02president and the goddess healer approves of my products who cares about this washed up war hero we
01:02:08can break his legs break his arms no one would even bat an eye she even gave us explicit permission
01:02:12to
01:02:13call upon secret services fbi fbi you're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft gotcha
01:02:27i guess i still get the last laugh trixie no don't arrest her trixie is a good person please
01:02:34officer don't arrest her grandma mr rogers mrs williams what are you all doing here the neighbors
01:02:41heard about the breakup between you and butch we were worried so we came here to back you up listen
01:02:47officer i can attest that trixie amoria is a good neighbor she's very kind-hearted and would never break
01:02:54the law yes and one time when my daughter needed university tuition trixie gave her everything she
01:03:00had just to help her out she also paid for my recent heart surgery as well my fiance really is
01:03:06an
01:03:06incredible woman she's an angel descended from heaven you must be the criminal pretending to be general
01:03:17lysander armstrong my brother is not a criminal he's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a
01:03:23terrorist attack without him this whole country would have been bombed to ash and that's why it's
01:03:29twice the crime is stealing his identity general lysander armstrong only fell into a coma because of
01:03:34the fight with the terrorist and we've received no word that he's woken up yet so this must be an
01:03:38imposter i can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble
01:03:44i promise i'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex
01:03:50if you want to arrest me fine but don't fuck with my fiancee you don't get to decide punk let's
01:03:57go
01:04:20get him if you can
01:04:40get him if you want to know if you want to stress
01:05:13Is that enough pain?
01:05:15Or do you want more?
01:05:24Legend is written all over you, Icenander.
01:05:30Grandma, meet my new fiancé.
01:05:34Wow, your new fiancé? He's so manly. Much better than your last one.
01:05:40I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:43It's Butch's loss.
01:05:45Trixie has always paid so much better than Marissa.
01:05:48She's like a shining star in the sky and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:05:54Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:05:55I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right fam?
01:05:58Drown out the poor!
01:06:00Drown out the poor!
01:06:01Drown out the poor!
01:06:04Drown out the poor!
01:06:06Drown out the poor!
01:06:07See, Trixie? You've got no connections, no power. You can't compete against me even if you have one guy on
01:06:13your side who can fight.
01:06:14We're too honorable to fight dirty like you. So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we
01:06:20won't hurt them.
01:06:22Drown out the poor!
01:06:22Let them eat cake!
01:06:33You can't shoot all of them. Grab what you can, fam. Attack!
01:06:53You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:02What the fuck was that?
01:07:04I don't care what the fuck it was! I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own
01:07:07wedding!
01:07:19You forgot I had a gun too? That'll teach you for messing with the Wickhams.
01:07:24Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here. We're quartered. I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:30Devon, you and your brother are both good men. I will not let your injury be in vain. They will
01:07:36be punished.
01:07:40Now hold still for me.
01:07:44Wright rewrites the world.
01:07:56Holy fuck! Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:07:59By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:01Is she the goddess healer?
01:08:06I'm all better now than you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:09See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:12No, please. I am just an ordinary girl. Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:17Sure.
01:08:19You hear that? She's just some average homeless girl in the streets.
01:08:23She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:25While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:08:30Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:08:36I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:38And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:41God?
01:08:41Wrong.
01:08:43But you're close.
01:08:45Oh, bullshit! I'm gonna show you how the elite can trailborn you little lives.
01:08:51You want to cross the line so bad? Then let's see you try.
01:08:55Charge!
01:09:04The hell is this?
01:09:06This is the line between life and death.
01:09:10Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:13I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:18You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:19What if it's a trap? That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:23We ain't afraid of her. She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:27Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:30I will.
01:09:34Left leaves the wrong path.
01:09:43I'm fine. Nothing happened.
01:09:46You'll see soon enough.
01:09:47Oh, please. I really want to die.
01:09:50And you call this the line between life and death?
01:09:53I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:09:55Whoops. Just crossed it again. Whoops.
01:09:58And again. Nothing's happened to you.
01:10:11No! No, Pop. Hey.
01:10:14What did you do to my brother?
01:10:16I didn't do anything. Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:10:21I suggest you take him to the U.R. if you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:26Come on, Major. Are you not going to help your own brother?
01:10:30How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:32See, this must be an illusion.
01:10:37Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:40Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:10:49You're so sore, I wouldn't marry you. You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:10:52Oh, please. You hurt us first.
01:10:55At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:10:58But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:03Marissa, thanks for taking this little life from me.
01:11:07You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:10You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:15When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:21Don't touch my wife.
01:11:24And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:29You can daydream all you want now, Trixie, but when the presidential contract arrives,
01:11:34it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:36That you're nothing but an ugly phony and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:39Oh, really?
01:11:41Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:44You've got nothing on me.
01:11:49Yes.
01:11:50Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:11:57Goddess.
01:11:58Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:01Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:06Get the VP. We're leaving now.
01:12:11Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:15God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:18I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:21You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:23A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:12:26Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:28I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:30Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:34You hear that, everyone?
01:12:35There is no way lowlife Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:41She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention,
01:12:44so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:12:47No, my granddaughter would never do that.
01:12:50Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the goddess healer can do that.
01:12:55Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:00Oh, I know what to do.
01:13:03Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:13:09and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:14Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:18I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:21You can only dream of what you can never have,
01:13:23while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:27Look, I don't know what circus school you went to,
01:13:29but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:31It ain't working.
01:13:32You can't just fake the...
01:13:36Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary.
01:13:40It's like real magic.
01:13:41Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:13:47And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex,
01:13:50won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:13:54No.
01:13:55Trixie, look.
01:13:57I believe you.
01:13:59You saved me.
01:14:00Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:04No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:14:07We'll riot against you now.
01:14:09Tear her apart!
01:14:11Tear her apart!
01:14:12Tear her apart!
01:14:14Tear her apart!
01:14:15Tear her apart!
01:14:17The Vice President arrives!
01:14:34Who dare cause ruckus in here?
01:14:40You're General Lysander Armstrong.
01:14:42Wait, what?
01:14:44He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
01:14:47No, no.
01:14:48We've been through this already once, okay?
01:14:50Right, Secretary Cho?
01:14:52This actor Trixie hired pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me.
01:14:57But you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:01Yes.
01:15:02We all thought he was a fraud.
01:15:04What I mean is,
01:15:06you're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong.
01:15:10And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:15:13The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell.
01:15:17And now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the president?
01:15:20He is the general.
01:15:23Oh, but he's in trouble now.
01:15:25Did you hear that?
01:15:26Even the Vice President knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:15:31So what if Trixie picked up some washed up war hero?
01:15:34We got the VP and the President.
01:15:36On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:15:41I told you.
01:15:42Now punish them, Vice President Langley. This is treason.
01:15:45Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:15:53Hurry! The Goddess Healer needs us.
01:15:58You can't do that, Mr. Vice President. My brother is a war hero. He single-handedly saved this country from
01:16:04terrorist attack. He was in a coma for two years. If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would-
01:16:08Enough! You speak another word, and I will bring down your entire family. Not just your brother.
01:16:16It's okay.
01:16:18Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:16:21I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life.
01:16:26And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President. I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:16:34I truly saved a good man.
01:16:41I will not let you bring ruin to my fiance.
01:16:44And what can you do about it?
01:16:46Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea. My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for
01:16:53the military.
01:16:54Let's try it out on them.
01:16:57Hold on, Mr. Vice President. There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:17:00Put innocent civilian lives in danger? Despicable!
01:17:03What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:17:09Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:17:13Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:17Oh.
01:17:27Shoot!
01:17:28Wait, that's the president.
01:17:41Help!
01:17:42Hey, idiot!
01:17:45No!
01:17:50Oh, my gosh! I'm so sorry, Madam President. That was...
01:17:55They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:17:58What is this?
01:18:00Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military.
01:18:04This is a war crime. These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:08You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:18:10I can shoot whoever I want. I have the presidential contract.
01:18:12With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:15And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:19What are you doing? Reverse the poison!
01:18:21And take it out of the present before it's too late!
01:18:23That is easy.
01:18:25There's no need.
01:18:27I'll save everyone.
01:18:42It's raining gold!
01:18:45What's happening? Trixie doesn't have that kind of money. It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:18:53She is a criminal.
01:18:56Don't worry, Madam President. We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:00I'd be quiet if I were you, because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is
01:19:04healed up.
01:19:04What are you talking about?
01:19:06The president literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract.
01:19:19This contract?
01:19:21Yeah! Yes! Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:41My contract, you bitch!
01:19:43And that's not all.
01:19:57This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:19:59There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus.
01:20:02Don't you realize? Or are you too much of a goody two shoes to understand that?
01:20:08You're the real virus here, Marissa. Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:20:13And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:20:15So prepare yourself.
01:20:16Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:20What are you going to do? The president is here and I just invented the best
01:20:25biomedical products in the world.
01:20:28And you'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:32Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:20:34So what's your final decision?
01:20:38I'll...
01:20:39She's going to give me my billion dollar!
01:20:46I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:20:53Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:20:56You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract.
01:20:58You wish, you idiot!
01:21:02I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:21:08I don't understand. I was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the goddess of healing.
01:21:15And do you know the goddess healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:21You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:24The one and only.
01:21:27And it's...
01:21:31Her.
01:21:43Whaaaaat?
01:21:47Welcome, goddess.
01:22:00You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:02How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:05Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:09I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person, to help those in need,
01:22:14and make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:22:18No, so that means the billion dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:23Then she took it away just like that.
01:22:27That was her golden ticket.
01:22:28You were once my fiancé and best friend.
01:22:31But after everything you've done, I'm officially getting ties with you both.
01:22:35No, please, I swear. I didn't know you were an ex-wife.
01:22:41It doesn't matter who she is.
01:22:43Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:22:44She's an amazing person.
01:22:46And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:22:50She's gonna be my wife.
01:22:51Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:00I love you.
01:23:14All her gold.
01:23:15All her clothes.
01:23:17All that could have been mine.
01:23:19This is all your fault.
01:23:20This is all...
01:23:21This is all...
01:23:22You seduced me!
01:23:23Uh-huh!
01:23:23Uh-huh!
01:23:24Uh-huh!
01:23:24Uh-huh!
01:23:25You were the one that came onto me, you himbo!
01:23:28Please, Trixie, give me another chance!
01:23:32I wanna be rich again!
01:23:34I'll-I'll be your slave.
01:23:35I'll kiss the ground you walk on!
01:23:37Uh-huh!
01:23:37You've had your chance to apologize.
01:23:39But it's too late now.
01:23:41All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:23:46You two should be locked up.
01:23:47And she shall.
01:23:49For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction.
01:23:52Arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:23:55It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:23:57I never loved you.
01:23:58It's your fault!
01:23:59I was only with you for your money.
01:24:01I don't care.
01:24:02You were rich.
01:24:03I'll see myself out.
01:24:06Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:08We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:11My platform is spreading kindness just like you.
01:24:15I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:17That is why I saved you.
01:24:19With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:25Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:30Let's party!
01:24:32Wait, what if we just got married?
01:24:35Right now?
01:24:36Yes.
01:24:37Well.
01:24:40Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:24:45I do.
01:24:46I do.
01:24:47You may kiss the bride.
01:24:49I do.
01:24:51I do.
01:24:52Bye.
01:24:53Things are here.
01:24:54Yes, me responded.
01:24:55You
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