Off Campus Episode 8 Engsub

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03:43I'm not sure it's real.

03:44It's not real.

03:45Just a thing a guy said to me in class.

03:48I'm sure Garrett wouldn't.

03:49Sean.

03:50Hannah.

03:51What are you talking about?

03:59Is Garrett in there?

04:00Yeah, but I don't think you should go in there.

04:03Hannah.

04:03Hannah, wait.

04:07Oh my god.

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17:27Which leg came on first?

17:29The squiggly one? I don't know.

17:32What? Hey, could you show me?

17:34I would, but I can't get oil on my new favorite outfit.

17:38No.

17:39No way. No, absolutely not.

17:42They sent you so much cool shit.

17:43I told you to stop opening my mail.

17:45That box has been in the truck for days. Days!

17:48It's practically begging to be opened.

17:49And it's a good thing I did.

17:51Because look what I found.

17:55Who says print media is dead?

17:58Toss it.

17:59Absolutely not.

18:00Okay.

18:01I finally found him.

18:03Ian's little's best friend's girlfriend is in American studies with him.

18:07And?

18:08And I really don't think it's a good idea, bro.

18:10What's not a good idea?

18:11Don't worry about it.

18:12Hunter Davenport.

18:14Oh.

18:15Did she take Bertie's spot?

18:16See what you did?

18:16That would be messy.

18:18I love it.

18:19Wait.

18:19Why messy?

18:20Well, doesn't he hate Dean?

18:22Okay.

18:22I'll bite.

18:24What do you know?

18:25Well, they're both bougie bitches on vacation in the Hamptons.

18:28So it could be any number of things.

18:30All I know for sure is Hunter went to high school with Dean's sister.

18:35Fuck. Summer?

18:36You one and only.

18:37That's not good, man.

18:37Look, okay, I don't care.

18:39If we're gonna have a shot at fixing Garrett's mess, we need him.

18:41You tracked him down.

18:41Yeah?

18:42Yeah.

18:43Good.

18:44Let's reach out.

18:47Let's go.

18:48Let's go.

18:51Let's go.

19:09Let's go.

19:13Bye.

19:14Bye.

19:15What is that?

19:16It's beautiful.

19:18It's just a song I wrote in high school.

19:22Okay, Taylor Swift.

19:24Those lyrics are insane.

19:28Uh, yeah.

19:29They used to be easier.

19:31I felt things.

19:32I wrote them.

19:36Well, some of the best songs ever were written after a breakup.

19:40Maybe this is what you need to bust through your writer's block.

19:43Yeah, I, I, I, I think it's about more than that, actually.

19:52Yeah?

19:53Huh?

19:55Yeah.

20:10Um.

20:15Um, you know when you meet someone and you don't quite get their name at first, then you

20:23start seeing them all the time.

20:24You've got inside jokes and it just like becomes really awkward to ask what their name is.

20:29My literal nightmare.

20:30Yes.

20:30Go on.

20:31Um.

20:34Uh.

20:38What if it's your best friend and she doesn't know this huge fundamental thing about you?

20:49Okay.

20:50Okay.

20:52I'm gonna tell you something.

20:55But I really don't want you to look at me differently.

20:57Or treat me differently.

20:58Or hate me for not telling you sooner.

21:00Okay?

21:00I would never.

21:01You say that, but a lot of people did.

21:10Remember my friend from high school?

21:16The one who was roofied and all the stuff that happened after?

21:27You're the friend.

21:31Oh, Anna.

21:33I always knew.

21:35I just...

21:36I thought you'd tell me when you were ready.

21:51You're my favorite person ever.

21:53I'm right back at you, babe.

21:56So what does this have to do with writer's block?

21:59I just...

22:00I haven't been able to write lyrics since.

22:04I didn't want to be the girl who was raped.

22:08I want to be this girl.

22:11The girl who wrote this song.

22:16The Hannah that I love is that girl.

22:23And this girl.

22:25And all the girls in between.

22:28Because you're not just one thing, babe.

22:31You're everything.

22:34Never forget that, babe.

22:36You are everything.

22:44You know, words will come when they come.

22:57Maybe I might have the beginnings of an inkling of an idea for a new song.

23:04But I need someone's help for it.

23:09Thank you again for all the help.

23:11Yeah, of course.

23:12Can't wait to hear the finished product.

23:14If it ever turns into anything.

23:16Well, hey, if it does, I've got some friends who work at the radio station.

23:20I could call in a favor.

23:22Nah, I think this one's just for me.

23:24These hockey sounds will sound so cool in the mix.

23:26All right.

23:27Totally.

23:28We got some good ones.

23:39He's been sneaking in after practice.

23:41He skates these pensive little circles around the ice.

23:45It's hard to watch.

23:46Almost as bad as his divorced Tom Brady stories.

23:49Yeah.

23:50Those are bad.

23:51Yeah.

23:54Yeah, I make Ali show me on her phone so he doesn't see.

23:58My brother makes me do the same thing.

24:00They aren't speaking?

24:02No.

24:02They got in this big fight, apparently.

24:06Anyway, send me the song once it maybe turns into something.

24:10Yeah.

24:27Hey.

24:32Hey.

24:36Uh, why are you...

24:38Uh, Jules was helping me with the song.

24:41Yeah?

24:43Yeah.

24:45You kind of helped me come up with the idea, so...

24:48Thanks, I guess.

24:50Are you dropping a diss tracker?

24:53No.

24:55No.

24:55Uh, you just...

24:59Reminded me of who I used to be.

25:03Right.

25:06Well...

25:08Good luck at the showcase.

25:11Actually, I dropped out.

25:13Oh.

25:15That's too bad.

25:17Uh, you would have been really great.

25:22Well, I should...

25:23Hey, can I...

25:24Sorry, what?

25:25No, it's fine.

25:27Garrett...

25:27I know we're...

25:29You know...

25:31But it's me.

25:44I'm thinking about quitting.

25:47Hockey?

25:49Yeah.

25:52Oh.

25:55I don't know if I meant it for the right reasons.

25:58I don't know if I'm playing because I want to prove that I'm not like my dad, or I want

26:02to prove that I am like my dad, or...

26:07So...

26:08Because I'm not good at anything else.

26:11But...

26:14Jensen said I should be skating because I love it, and...

26:20Well, I don't know.

26:25You...

26:26Once told me...

26:27That you'd be relieved...

26:29If you couldn't play anymore.

26:32And now you can't.

26:34And that means you could be anywhere.

26:37Doing anything.

26:39But you're not.

26:42You're here...

26:43On the ice, skating.

26:50Everything.

26:51And for what it's worth, you do have a good reason to play.

26:56Like, it's not your dad.

26:58It's the guy on your right.

27:00Who's always had your back.

27:04Even when you're being an asshole.

27:26I'm here.

27:28I'm...

27:28Oh, oh, oh, oh!

27:35Oh, oh, oh!

27:40Don't fit!

27:43She's there!

27:45Graham and Logan have been having a blast out there.

27:47We love that for them.

27:48And more importantly, we love it for me.

27:56Two minutes left, it's looking for you.

27:58Graham and Delaney meet center ice, ready to start.

28:23Hey, hey, get off of it!

28:27Hey, Garrett!

28:30Hey!

28:31Hey!

28:32Bring over me!

28:33Come on!

28:34Hey!

28:35Garrett, look at me!

28:36Hey, I got you.

28:40I got you.

28:42Okay?

28:55Oh, you know Tucker hates when you do that in the kitchen.

29:00He'll live.

29:06What do you want, Garrett?

29:12The, uh, St. Hayes game.

29:18You pulled me off, Delaney.

29:22Yeah.

29:30I blacked out.

29:34If you hadn't stopped me, I'd...

29:40Listen, Delaney's a piece of shit, but I don't want to be that guy.

29:46I don't want to be the guy who loses himself in a violent rage.

29:52I don't want to be...

30:02I don't want to be my dad.

30:09Look, um...

30:11I'm gonna say some things.

30:14I haven't said any of this out loud before.

30:18Except, well, except to Hannah.

30:23But I think I need to.

30:30Okay.

30:36Yeah.

30:41What's up with the cryptic text, dude?

30:43Well, I'm in a crisis.

30:46Can you keep a secret on your life?

30:49Where's the body?

30:50This is serious.

30:51Okay.

30:52Right.

30:53Sorry.

30:55I've been hooking up with Allie.

30:58I know.

30:59You know.

31:00I was in the car with you for eight hours.

31:01And I have eyes.

31:03Oh.

31:04Fuck, you're not as dumb as you look.

31:05I appreciate that.

31:07So what's your crisis?

31:09I've lost my game.

31:10What?

31:11I tried hitting on, like, three different girls.

31:14Gorgeous girls.

31:15All of them totally into me.

31:17But I just...

31:19I don't care.

31:21Heart's not in it.

31:22Dick's not in it.

31:23Like...

31:24I know.

31:26Dude, you like Allie.

31:28Like, like, like her.

31:31Just tell her how you feel.

31:32Oh.

31:33No, that's...

31:35No.

31:37She wants six flags.

31:38Am I supposed to know what that means?

31:40She doesn't want anything heavy or real.

31:43Yesterday, she told me that we had to sleep with other people.

31:45And, uh...

31:47Evidently, I cannot.

31:48We.

31:49Like...

31:49She's supposed to hook up with other people too.

31:51Yeah.

31:52And...

31:53You're cool with that.

31:54Totally, I mean...

31:56We aren't.

31:57No, you aren't.

31:58We aren't at all.

32:00Like...

32:01Bud.

32:06Yeah.

32:06You.

32:09You're fucking awesome, Dean.

32:12I know that.

32:13She knows that.

32:13Otherwise, she wouldn't be hooking up with you.

32:16So stop being chicken shit and tell her how you feel.

32:19And you gotta do it fast before she goes and hooks up with some other guy.

32:25Okay, I'll see you tomorrow.

32:27Love you.

32:27Bye.

32:27All right.

32:37Carter St. James.

32:40No.

32:42Oh, dear.

32:44You're raining in my ear.

32:47Sunshine.

32:48You're shaking me out?

32:50No.

32:54You sure?

32:57No.

33:06Okay, we got Braun on center.

33:08Rogers on D.

33:09Logan, Dean, you look after those two out there.

33:11Okay?

33:11We gotta get the puck to the net tonight.

33:14Okay?

33:14That goes for all of you.

33:15I want shots all fucking game.

33:17Do not let up.

33:18You hear me?

33:22Sorry, Coach.

33:23Um, can I...

33:30Go ahead, Captain.

33:36Uh, you know I'm not a big speech guy.

33:39Uh, but I figured since I can't, uh...

33:47I thought that being Captain meant I had to do it all.

33:51So...

33:52I was selfish.

33:54And angry.

33:55And...

33:56I shut you all out.

33:57I acted like I was bigger than the team.

34:00Yeah, you were a bit of an asshole.

34:04I was.

34:07But even when I abandoned you.

34:09Even when I lost my shit when you didn't deserve it.

34:13When I forgot about the game.

34:14And the team.

34:16And...

34:16How much fucking fun we have when we're out there together.

34:20You were there.

34:22You guys backed me up.

34:24That's why I...

34:26Love this sport.

34:29Is that it's about showing up and leaving it all out on the ice.

34:32Not for yourself.

34:33But for the guy on your right.

34:35For your brothers.

34:39I know I let you guys down.

34:40I haven't been the captain that you deserve, but...

34:47But until then...

34:53You guys already have a captain skating with you out there.

35:00That okay, coach?

35:02I'm good with it.

35:03Gentlemen.

35:04Yeah.

35:05Yeah.

35:11Let's go.

35:15Sir.

35:19Nice.

35:23Let's fucking go!

35:24Yeah, sir!

35:26Let's go.

35:27Go!

35:28Hit!

36:10Way to live in the body, D&D!

36:12Tough hit by De Laurentiis.

36:13Wherever he is, I bet Garrett Graham's proud.

36:43Yeah, it's not here!

36:44Thank you!

37:14And I know it's too late, and I know I said I was dropping out, but can I maybe drop

37:19back in?

37:20Now, girl, you know they didn't have the budget to reprint all these programs.

37:26So you're saying?

37:27I'm saying you better start warming up.

37:30You were on after Bethany.

37:32Thank you!

37:38We can come back from the tie, but we can't come back from the loss.

37:40Let's be smart.

37:41You're not getting that puck back.

37:42Let's fucking go.

37:43All right, get it done!

37:44James!

37:45James!

37:48Let's go.

37:52Fuck yeah!

37:53Nice.

37:53Hey, can you be back up to you?

37:55I'm not getting the puck back, Dave.

37:56You're fucking right.

37:57Let's go!

37:58Come play safe.

37:59Get back to me.

38:01Hey, son!

38:01That tie's not a win!

38:02Aye, aye, cap!

38:04Come on, Logan.

38:05Go to work.

38:07Take it!

38:09Yeah!

38:10Yeah!

38:12Yeah!

38:13Go, Ty!

38:14I'm not going to see you.

38:15Out of the ball, Logan!

38:16Out of the ball!

38:17Yeah, yeah, yeah!

38:19Yeah!

38:19Good!

38:22He's your idol!

38:29Game!

38:29Oh, he's sick!

38:31Yeah!

38:32Let's go!

38:33Let's go!

38:35Let's go!

38:47Let's go!

38:51oh my god she's doing it okay this has been fun but i gotta go you don't want my number

38:59no actually i don't i could stay and we could keep up this cute little banter thing we're doing

39:04but i mean like you said the benefit of being complete strangers is we don't know each other

39:08anything right i mean that works for me okay i have a best friend to go support

39:22hey we won you should come to malone's i want to talk to you no time hannah's doing the

39:26showcase you have to get gareth there why because they're stupid right for each other

39:30and hannah deserves a grand romantic gesture so you want me to now

39:37hey i've never seen that we gotta go now what's up wellesley's doing the showcase you gotta be there

39:44how do you know that i overheard it uh in the stands wait hannah's doing the showcase

39:51but we're going when does it start like now then we gotta hustle let's go let's go let's go let's

39:58go

40:03what's going on

40:06what if she doesn't want me there

40:07what the fuck are you talking about of course she wants you there no she's moving on i have to

40:11let

40:11her jesus christ look you guys are perfect for each other so whatever you did to fuck it up just

40:18undo it it's not that easy she deserves better no don't fucking do that you are not your dad okay

40:27so you're gonna fight for her

40:32come on

40:36please welcome to the stage

40:37hannah noyes

40:38thank you

40:48thank you

40:49thank you

40:51thank you

46:14you came

46:16I couldn't miss your big moment

46:17could I

46:23you are

46:25fucking incredible

46:28the way you just opened up

46:30in front of all those people

46:33I want to be more

46:34like you, Willsey

46:36like the girl from the green room

46:38the girl up on that stage

46:42fuck

46:45everything you are

46:49Garrett

46:49just hear me out

46:51please

46:56you make me want to be better

46:58to do better

46:59and

47:02I'm going to

47:04just

47:06give me another chance

47:09I meant what I said before

47:10you should be with whoever you want to be with

47:12but

47:15I really want that guy to be me

47:23you know, girls really hate it

47:24when guys are too available

47:28they do?

47:30shit

47:31yeah

47:32you got a lot to learn here, girl

47:36do you know I'm good to use?

47:39I might

47:40I wish I could save her

47:44but I can't be any of her

47:48and she's twisting

47:50she's shifting on a Saturday night

47:53will she waste a ten

47:54a kind of woman

47:55everyone likes?

47:57she's an industry professional

47:58telling you

48:00I've worked hard

48:02for her mind

48:03and still can't get by

48:04she's a cow

48:05a prying keeper

48:06as she just grates pretend

48:08and you're all over

48:09till you leave her

48:10cause she's sticking on

48:11good game

48:12now you just gotta win 16 more

48:14thank you for that

48:18there she is

48:19the star

48:20the icon

48:21I still think it was rigged

48:22they didn't rig the pop showcase

48:24whatever

48:25Bethany paid someone off

48:26she absolutely did

48:27but second place

48:29is the new forest in here

48:30right?

48:30and I got an internship

48:32paid internship

48:34which deserves a drink

48:35who wants a drink?

48:36I will accept the drink

48:38hmm

48:38four pina coladas please

48:44hey

48:44Walker

48:46um hey

48:47can I get

48:47um

48:48three shots of tequila please?

48:52hey

48:53hey

49:01you did a nice thing

49:02what?

49:03getting them back together

49:04yeah

49:05they got themselves back together

49:06with help from you

49:08and me

49:10you're welcome

49:11you're welcome

49:15I get it now

49:18you love

49:19love

49:21that's what you said

49:22you wanted right

49:22that night at the fire pit

49:26so I came here

49:27to tell you that

49:32I didn't complete

49:33the assignment

49:35what?

49:37why?

49:38because I like you

49:39I like us

49:42I know that's not

49:43what we said

49:44but I was hoping

49:45hey

49:45no Dean

49:48you can't

49:49and yet

49:49I am

49:50no I mean

49:51like

49:52you have to complete

49:53the assignment

49:56because

49:56because why?

49:59because I did

50:04okay

50:04somebody tell me

50:06why we aren't

50:06drinking over here

50:07I swear

50:08it didn't

50:09mean anything

50:10I

50:10Joanna set me up

50:11with this guy

50:11like a total stranger

50:12at a bar

50:13oh shit

50:16I don't mean

50:17to cause a scene

50:18but respectfully

50:19I think that

50:20we should do

50:21bad things

50:21in this parking lot

50:23I'm getting

50:24Ali

50:24is that who you

50:25you looked at me

50:27and said

50:28I'm gonna

50:28make a man

50:29out of you

50:30him

50:31no

50:33yes

50:33do you know him

50:39Dean

50:40Dean

50:40what the fuck

50:41are you doing here

50:42I heard your teammate

50:43saving

50:43yeah

50:44get the fuck out

50:45hey uh

50:46Logan you said

50:47this was his idea

50:48you said what

50:49dude you did it

50:50hey what the hell

50:51is going on here

50:52you weren't there

50:52hey I had to make a call

50:54I'm not skating

50:54with this prick

50:56aww

50:56what you scared him

50:57to dust your ass again

50:58yeah

50:58wanna try it

50:59yeah I do

50:59yeah

51:00yeah

51:00I'd like to see you

51:01fucking try

51:01guys get the fuck out of my face

51:03fucking piece

51:03hey hey hey

51:05hey hey hey

51:05whoa whoa whoa

51:06hey hey hey

51:08hey hey

51:08come on

51:09come on

51:10fuck you

51:11it's wrong

51:12what's wrong

51:12it's wrong

51:13I knew this would get messy

51:15what is happening

51:16who is that guy

51:17great question

51:18oh who is that guy

51:19that

51:21is Hunter Davenport

51:22come on

51:24get the fuck up

51:25and that's our new starting line

51:27and that's our new starting line

51:29no no no no no no no no no no no no

51:37I got a feeling that they want me in the background

51:40I know they need me in the front

51:43it doesn't matter

51:45cause I know what'll happen

51:47they won't believe it when it comes

51:50all I ever needed was to give it all a guy now

51:53maybe I'm just in it for the run

51:56taking my percentage better

51:58give me what I want now

51:59thank you very much

52:07I want a bad thing

52:11much

52:11I want a bad thing

52:14much

52:15give me bad thing

52:17much

52:18I want a bad thing

52:20much

52:21bad thing

52:23much

52:44I got a feeling

52:45I'm about to do a bad thing

52:47I know they know that I'm the one

52:51back me up into a corner

52:52I'll come at ya

52:53I like to watch them when they run

52:56all I ever needed was to give it all a guy now

53:00maybe I'm just in it for the run

53:03taking my percentage better

53:05give me what I want now

53:06thank you very much

53:12I want a bad thing

53:14much

53:15I want a bad thing

53:17much

53:18give me bad thing

53:21much

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